Larry David 5 second rule

[@GenevieveThornton]

Wow, this had nothing to do with dropping food on the floor.

[@JanetStarChild]

Yeah, I came here for that reason too.

[@TheRichPersonsDigest]

youre not very bright are you?

[@LaMilice.]

Thats 8 seconds, mate

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

TheRichPersonsDigest I'm nighter than the real old light bulbs.

[@ReubenWalton]

dog person what does that mean?

[@Supermoney97]

That kiss attempt was the best ever on TV

[@tproctor332]

😂😂

[@TheGlass50]

Hilarious. I’ve been there.

[@Pauly421]

@@TheGlass50 Yup! haha

[@Somnus88]

That shit was brutal. Lol

[@JudgeDredd_]

@@Somnus88extremely

[@StormAutoAdventures]

The mutual thumbs up to the other bald guy is classic LOL!

[@Real_McKinley]

"Bald Asshole" ? That's hate crime!

[@lordpsi99]

It started as a light nod, you know?

[@Ghaemi350z]

"ITS NOT 1-2-3-4-5, WHERE'S THE MISSISSIPPI?! " LMAO

[@quarternipp]

I love how he immediately calls their bluff on leaving

[@MAXidentPrevention]

I guess Larry just can't curb his enthusiasm.

[@marioiacolucci]

Yep only Larry David!

[@odeleon24]

Roll credits!

[@gloriageyer7691]

😜😜😜😜

[@TheDrepirela]

@@odeleon24 ding

[@aarondavis8943]

That's because it's unbridled.

[@Nebular_-bq3do]

"I'm not stretching it out, I shortened it." He's absolutely right, he started at 2:06 and stopped at 2:10

[@TheBehm08]

Nebular_0001 “stretching it out” isn’t the right phrase for this situation 😂 it makes it even funnier

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

He took out the Mississippi.

[@brandonhaygood5286]

And from the time the hug started to when he got an erection was 0:28 to 0:34.

[@SocaTrain]

"its been a long time since my uncle passed away and you all over her" LMAO

[@marjanp]

don't understand this part, she should be happy about it

[@kwill6948]

@@marjanp Maybe he meant it like, it's been a long time since she's been intimate with someone and Larry came at her with full force, rather than by gradually increasing intimacy with romance first.

[@lovermanowherecanube]

The "bald dude salute" @2:50 gets me every time.

[@aarondavis8943]

Bald kings.

[@windingpath]

Impressive for a guy at his age.

[@OutlawStarkiller]

he wasn't as old as he looked here haha

[@NoahNelson-Smith]

OutlawStarkiller It’s mostly his hair, if he went totally bald he would look younger.

[@gregoryrodriguez5621]

@@NoahNelson-Smith this was in 2007 was he was 60 which means kinda old

[@jacquelynn2051]

I swear I know this white man that could be LD's twin, at the very least his brother. Let's just say that I'm single and grown and many moons ago before I became a born again certified Jesus agent, that balding white man tried to wear my ass out!

[@Pauly421]

@@NoahNelson-Smith ````````````````````````````````````` I don't think anyone just goes completely bald unless theyre on chemo meds, usually they just shave it when it starts to look like danny de vito

[@VegasNit]

'You stab my auntie in the stomach'

[@cyclonus01]

Vivica Fox is so underrated om this show.

[@sawdustcaesar6853]

"stabbed her in the stomach" ! so bloody hilarious. David just continuous his comedy gold. Has me rollin' off the couch. "Go stab somebody else, man" He tried.

[@Diatonic5th]

2:52 Bald man solidarity😂

[@myaj8538]

The way she ran off tho!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NinaLetizia]

I never get tired of watching this! Each and every line in this show is hilarious. And Larry's faces are priceless!!!

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

"I only have five seconds. After that, it's out of my control." Lmao, some parts of this show, man; it's like Larry David has an unlimited imagination. Where does he come up with this stuff?! Bizarre observations seem to just be how his mind works. Lol. It's great.

[@marjanp]

Either he has that rule or somebody told him about it.

[@beeshabo]

"Call that god damn doctor, get a diagnosis and go stab somebody else man" hahaha!!!

[@MegaMoto85]

I instantly laughed so hard seeing larry and the other bold guy giving eachother thumbs up my softdrink were literally pouring down my shirt

[@KulDeeSak]

"bold" guy??? Learn how to type you fuckin moron. It's "bald" guy idiot.

[@Steven_Ray99]

@@KulDeeSak Christ the fuck is your problem?

[@bifurious7828]

I laughed so hard my vagina exploded

[@Caesarnr93]

The bald community stick together

[@EM-ly5iz]

@@KulDeeSak maybe you've been taking estrogen by accident...

[@ashwinjayaraman9973]

Aunty's run is hilarious.

[@adsensedd]

"One two three four five and boing it come out". Pure comedy gold.

[@DJQuan718]

"LD you done lost your damn mind. Auntie Rae ?" *He got a 5 second rule. One, two, three, four, five boing and it come out*

[@john_avernia]

I mean, at his age? 5 seconds? Good for him!

[@inverclacky]

To be fair, 5 seconds is too long for a hug. 3 tops and I'm done.

[@reneerenee2986]

😂😂😂😂😂Whaaat three seconds?

[@inverclacky]

Yep. Any more than that is unnecessary and creepy.

[@AfaanOromostock-]

1 second is too long

[@dreadmez]

Half a second.. Mine can cut Diamonds.. Women don't understand what goes on down there

[@regularsecurityguard1340]

Hugs is unnecessary and uncomfortable

[@Fabo100]

Larry is the only one who can touch on something like this and make u realize u might be able to relate....

[@theronstrong8765]

thankfully in my experience the women involved don't seem to mind. i don't think i make it to five mississippi though

[@hayleymuir3363]

"what the fuck, i mean what the fuck" love how he says that so quick lol

[@omistust]

Haha i love how understanding she is, "why dont u just go".

[@davidmckesey7119]

anybody notice he gave a thumbs up to the other bald guy. haha

[@jamesbrillantes7775]

On this video I've had such a good run of scrolling through the comments and the comment matching exactly what's happening in the video 😂

[@TheBehm08]

david mckesey I noticed it only this time of seeing this 😂

[@titos814]

The way she runs away at 00:46 is hilarious

[@Knight14649]

I swear this is the best show ever written for tv

[@gerardoresendiz6731]

Yeah no it’s improvised they just give the the idea about the subject they playing

[@mantra3000]

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, boing !"

[@softbatch1]

The improv on this show is exceptional! Larry's got a great team.

[@shawndimery]

"1-2-3-4-5 boing, and it came out" Hahaha!

[@1979mirza]

😂😂😂

[@erichaynes7502]

Leon is one of the greatest characters of all time!

[@zekeandzeus]

Hey, Isn't that Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless wonder and the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune from Seinfeld?

[@derekbbanga627]

z

[@chrisrobinson8339]

Fine ass sue

[@IkeOg]

Yup

[@susieq360]

Yeah. She's seen better days. lol

[@monolithgeometry3221]

@bigpimpdaddy69 That woman is a menace

[@TheNegativeDude]

the way they both say Mississippi is hilarious.

[@plemgrubern]

MISSISSIPPI?!

[@EthanAnthony907]

+Charles Crumb that's the funniest shit ever, MISSISSIPPI????

[@rajivc7254]

He shortened it fo sho!

[@drmike9]

WTF Mississippi got to do wit any thang?? 🍓

[@pongo1342]

Michael Stevens it’s because it’s kind of difficult to count exactly one second so Mississippi is a way of doing it easier. I used to say one potato two potato so on

[@jojiran]

Man that last kiss was brutal

[@YesImJoeKing]

It was! :-(

[@fm21lzd95]

“Stab her on the stomach” had me dying

[@anthonytaylor7928]

I have to start binge watching this show every time I watch these clips i start cracking up laughing

[@jrneal1220]

And yet another reason to observe social distancing.

[@sethfinberg348]

Jason Neal ... underrated comment

[@mchan2141]

i mean....you're not wrong.

[@darklingstarrissa7264]

"GO STAB SOMEBODY ELSE, LARRY!"

[@TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

Season 9 is coming in 2017 folks

[@BRBallin1]

How many Mississippis do we gotta wait?

[@solargesture]

barkape got turned on by Cornelius' profile pic. Woooooooo! Go for it!

[@venticat526]

Cornelius Maximilianus already there

[@joshwilliams9422]

Season 10 In 2020!!!

[@samuelrobertson1567]

This is one of the best episode's ever! I knew a guy who got a girlfriend like that because he got an erection after hugging her. She saw it as a compliment, I guess, lol.

[@dondake3409]

2:52 it took me a full 10 seconds to understand that joke.

[@misssunnyglasses]

+Benny Z Wait explain it to me

[@pureskill123]

+hingle mccringleberry In this show Bald people do this because they immediately relate to each other. It's like a secret club.

[@ostrovisky]

10 Mississippis?

[@Frankflexxxx]

Benny Z ... I had to read your comment b4 I knew it was a joke. Then I repeated 2:52 4x's b4 I caught on. 😂😂😂

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I really would’ve thought a doctor would be more understanding 😂

[@AnilRamcharitar]

Yeah, especially played by Sue Ellen Mischke, the bra-less wonder from Seinfeld

[@qwerqwerwqre]

If you start counting when they start the hug, his face changes after 5 Mississippi 😂

[@nefeskar]

Okay so this is the first time I paid attention and the hug was almost for a good 15 seconds sooo, I gotta side with Larry on this one.

[@hampusheh]

He DIDN'T get an erection, that's why she was upset.

[@wkatc007]

And that’s sad

[@gitgenKE]

Estrogen is a hell of a drug

[@misterhappy5462]

@@gitgenKE just ask....THAT community.

[@colinsmith1176]

What was that thumbs up at the 2:53 mark? Lol. Do all bald guys give each other the thumbs up when they see each other ?

[@charleszvirbulis5230]

thats kinda cool.

[@drServitis]

Yes, bald guys are like motorcycle riders on the highway. It's a fellowship, even if you're not acquainted.

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

It's only for members of the bald community. Not for men who shave their hair in order to cultivate a certain look.

[@drServitis]

Did you see the time Larry David was on the David Letterman show and he gave Paul Shaffer a rough time because Paul shaves his head completely bald because he is balding? Larry gave Paul hell because Larry thinks balding people should use what little hair they have and let it grow. It was pretty funny.

[@calvin3005]

It's in reference to earlier in the episode, where Larry was telling the newly-balded Jeff how the bald brothers look out for each other.

[@23v0lv32]

I love the bald thumbs up in the hallway ahaha

[@AM-257]

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Boing, then it come out"

[@wojciechgrodnicki6302]

Larry starved of affection.

[@TheBehm08]

@2:52 giving a fellow bald man with glasses and a suit a thumbs up 👍🏻😂

[@OptimusSatanas]

1 2 3 4 5 boing.

[@MrJ1S]

its fantastic how larry has one more chance to let them live there...genius

[@curtismichael4703]

Lol too funny!

[@jkelsey555]

"grow some lettuce" is an underrated line

[@marqevo]

I fricken love this show

[@ChoochMcGuffin]

I'm so starved for affection, I guess any kind of contact...

[@Vejur9000]

I can’t with Larry. I can’t. LOL

[@1986capy]

thank god im 7 Mississippi's

[@Yorker1998]

Love the music towards the end.

[@headhunter306]

Honest to god I thought she was going to walk into the backyard and Larry would have like a cotton field started for her lol

[@Michael-zf4pi]

I like how Jeff plays that. I got discipline down there. Damn straight we do lol✊

[@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin]

This is why when someone tries to hug me I immediately deflect it into a side hug

[@magicworld3242]

It's not 5 seconds, you gotta put Mississippi in there. 😂😂😂.... Hilarious 😂😂 😂

[@charliemanner1914]

😂😂😂 "Mississippi?"

[@lowbo47omzascotave94]

*Eastside Low Bottoms shit !* "He got a 5 second rule. 12345 'BOING' and it come out." Leon is the greatest !

[@salvatoreciniglio1536]

The funny thing about this story Arc was that Leon was not affected by the hurricane and he moved in also .

[@jakep1979]

Sue Allen Mishky!!!

[@DVincentW]

3 years late YES that is Sue!.. or the same actress ..

[@lukeparmenter]

Sue Ellen

[@jamessandy5873]

I knew she looked familiar but couldn't place her!

[@SonicLamb]

Love how he gives the other bald man the thumbs up!

[@vary1143]

0:48 The way she ran like a cartoon character 😂😂😂

[@aarondavis8943]

I'm determined to watch the entire series via youtube clips. No HBO in Australia.

[@slicktheslickster]

Did he thumbs up that guy in the hall because he's also bald? Is that a bald man's thing?

[@vijayvijay4123]

Yes earlier reference

[@RobertDGordon]

Fuck it... I’m about to start from Season 1 Episode 1, all over again...

[@JA-xp7bp]

1:37 Leon's sweaky "WTF", haha

[@bartholomewlyons]

😄😄😄😄😄

[@contactkeithstack]

His Mississippi count was pretty perfect

[@Buranazi]

I thought this was going to be about picking food from the floor.

[@oronmichmich61]

Was that Sue Allen Mishky there?

[@punhoss]

Heiress to the O'Henry fortune.... lol

[@beaglemommyjay]

“Go stab somebody else!” 😂😂😂😂

[@SovereignStatesman]

Geez, he can't have sex without an erection? What, are his hands broken or something?

[@evesolis6133]

Broken cause masturbating too much with hands.

[@pottytheparrot310]

cuz his pharmastist was supposed to give him viagra instead he got pissed since he read the note and it said the n word he gave him estrogen

[@hilerc]

"call that doctor, get a diagnosis, and go stab somebody else." LOL

[@renees1021]

It has to be fun being Larry. He goes everywhere! 🎉😂

[@JACKMAN9988]

but if he knows he has this condition then why doesn't he cut off hugs at 4 seconds

[@peorakef]

there's gotta be some history behind this...

[@09jimmer]

I wonder what happens in life for it to go from 5 second rule to 5 hours?

[@megagreendayfanatic]

"Very good..." I actually laughed lol

[@denounge]

the balled thumbs up at 2:54 ... hahahaha. LD genius!

[@Urmomsstockings]

“1 2 3 4 5 and it come out” lmaoo

[@AnilRamcharitar]

The irony, casting Sue Ellen Mischke, the bra-less wonder & the heiress to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune, from Seinfeld for this EP and scene, was EPIC..LOL!

[@martynbounds7630]

Where's your mississippi?

[@williamhenderson8371]

If his enthusiasm is curved, does that mean he has Peyronie’s Disease? 🤣🤣🤣

[@jpmwolf91-]

Omg I love Leon's high pitched voice 1:33 - 1:39

[@hmmok5791]

How many times has Larry said, it won't happen again.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Sue Ellen Mischke must have really left a big impression on Larry back in Seinfeld days, huh?

[@DannySingerMusic]

2:00 Ross: "....mississippi-lessly"

[@dericksuapaia]

“You hug my auntie man and you stab her stomach?!? Wtf man. Wtf” hahaha just let tf go man.

[@samuel7385]

Larry must’ve been on the NoFap wave

[@kendtchileninjah5905]

12345 boing then it come out💀

[@BonnerDoemling]

hahaha....the way she says "Larry...." and runs off