Curb Your Enthusiasm: No Boat, No Kitchen

[@c.s.mcleod7383]

"Are you sure you didn't take the edible before the show?" Get the fawk out.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

Larry is breaking a lot of rules this season. He doesn't care, and his audience is eating it up.

[@HDIII]

Jeff: “Burger King?” 🤣😂

[@chachatheone1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BRIDGEBURNERSTV]

Before I could write it….first comment 👌

[@TheMt45]

Notice there's a camera cut right there. I bet everybody was laughing their ass off.

[@mamatoucan9993]

Dead

[@86ccc]

So little yet so good

[@peterfarr9591]

As a musician I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I don't know of any musician that would be offended by fans wearing earplugs. All concert venues are loud AF. Protect your ears

[@JoeMama-dt4jg]

And that's exactly it, this guy is just a rich prick who can buy himself a music career 😂

[@ramon7969]

@@JoeMama-dt4jg I don’t think this is real, this might be a tv show.

[@drdrew3]

This show isn’t a documentary - it’s fiction. They don’t follow society’s norms - they ridicule them for comedic effect.

[@nukacolacompany2534]

@@ramon7969 he's just being immersed and treating the show as if it was really happening. I have no problem with that, one of this show's best traits is its realism

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

@@drdrew3 Usually, they have to be real societal norms, otherwise, they're just talking BS and it's not funny.

[@Chris-kf8mx]

I love how Larry realized he was losing the argument and decided to just go over the top honest and start taking the power back and offending him in a way that would cut deeper than necessary. That’s how you win.

[@layersofjade5197]

I do that all the time and if that dont work I throw hands.

[@Rowsy91]

@@layersofjade5197 you sound really stable and pleasant to hang around

[@layersofjade5197]

@@Rowsy91 it was a joke

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

@@layersofjade5197 Punching may be more effective than throwing a hand at someone.

[@newp0rt]

@@layersofjade5197 crazy we are in a curb your enthusiasm comment section and people still cant take jokes lmao.

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

I like how he says he "technically" didn't write the song, as if there's literally any other perspective

[@rbrtgrdn]

I used to wonder the same thing. How could so many freakin' people contribute to writing a song? Until I realized it had to do with royalties.

[@rohunsaigal2576]

@@rbrtgrdn sometimes it’s up to the artists discretion. For example Kanye West will usually credit anyone who even gives him an idea, his infant children have credits on multiple of his songs

[@owenrees7544]

Yeh saying "technically" out of context is so annoying.... like people who say "literally" all the time..

[@drexlspivey5828]

@@owenrees7544 in the UK at the moment they have an extremely annoying habit of saying "Legit" before every act As an example, a girl I know said to me "I was legit walking down the street" As if walking down the street is an unbelievable, crazy thing to be doing.... It's their version of "literally"

[@acason4]

@@rohunsaigal2576 😂 He’s not actually “paying” his infant children. No one is walking around handing out millions of dollars in fake writing credits. It takes 5 musicians & 5 writers to get a single Chorus for a Kanye West song… 😉

[@michaelfishman3976]

“Because of the way it’s aged 20 years later. Don’t you see how relevant it is now?” That, in two sentences, is every conversation with any hipster musician ever about music. The fact that it’s “Peaches” adds another layer to the joke.

[@AC-fg4kg]

bruh it's the year of our lord 2021 and you're talking abt "hipsters" is this fucking 2009?

[@michaelfishman3976]

@@AC-fg4kg as a tail-end GenXer who’s just about breaking into his “get off my lawn” gotchkes, it’s more like 1996 for me.

[@endokrin7897]

@@michaelfishman3976 lol! Gen X-er right here, man. I've been get-off-my-lawn since I hit 30 yrs old. It's my freaking lawn full of weeds, not yours. I sit on my butt driving my lawn mower around, kicking up dust clouds pretending it's like grass in a fairway. Get off my lawn, punk!☺️👍

[@ANARKOTEROR]

@@AC-fg4kg Yea; that's me, sorry! I seem to have forgotten to send the hipster-talk deadline memo... Which reminds me; we're thinking about an ironically-retro 2-year window of bringing back "talking abt 'beatniks' initiative" for 2020s; but I don't know how we work it into the "ironically mentioning 'greasers' but technically, not really" summer of 2026. So, I'll have to run it by the committee next meeting.

[@paulw5039]

@@AC-fg4kg What do we call them now then? The same type of insufferable douchebags are still around now. I guess that's the norm now, rather than a subset, which is why the label doesn't work anymore. Also, get off my lawn.

[@drrakeshsv711]

"Burger king"... timing was hilarious

[@CreetureFeature]

Larry's ability to lie without effort is GOLDEN.

[@imperialhistorian4201]

an valuable trait of a jew

[@CreetureFeature]

@@imperialhistorian4201 lame attitude nondescript person/ internet troll.

[@nukacolacompany2534]

@@imperialhistorian4201 racist

[@arthapeterson5239]

@@imperialhistorian4201 Anyone with acting ability can lie without effort. More difficult for an anti-Semite to hide his/her anti-Semitism, since they're not too bright.

[@austinw2375]

Its genetic

[@bernlin2000]

"Are you sure you didn't take that edible before the show" RIP Me XD

[@mchan2141]

😂😂😂

[@davidlawson5303]

“Habitat for humanity” Lol Jeff always covering Larry

[@jasonsteinberg5404]

"They like the fact that she's uh..working nearby."

[@johnspence8141]

Dylan farcing himself this way is hilarious, good for him

[@tchrisou812]

What's his last name?

[@dobrienloverr]

@@tchrisou812 his full name is Dylan O'Brien

[@endokrin7897]

I saw another Curb video where the comments section was full of "Dylan's so hot!" 🤔 I think it was when Larry got invited with angle muffin to sit at Dylan's table, and was explaining how he rescued "dumpster" and was covered in ravioli. This Dylan guy seems sort of average to me... He's average height, average looks... He has a beard, is that what it is? Makes him look rugged? Tryna figure this out...

[@johnspence8141]

@@endokrin7897 don’t bother figuring it out. People will gravitate to anyone for any reason especially performers. I just like when people especially someone younger is willing to make fun of themselves.

[@dobrienloverr]

@@endokrin7897 It’s especially his personality that makes him hot and by his personality I certainly don’t mean in this episode, because here he makes fun of himself and plays an asshole version of himself. Dylan is irl a very funny and humble person!

[@ereini0n]

It was hilarious, the sound effect they did when he couldn't hear :)))

[@halleyb9359]

Dylan is a great pick to play himself lol he's great. Love it

[@lilwinborne]

I love him too!! Especially playing himself lol

[@stevethomas2285]

Who is he?

[@stevethomas2285]

Who is he?

[@stevethomas2285]

Who is he?

[@halleyb9359]

@@stevethomas2285 Dylan O'Brien. His first project was Teen Wolf on MTV. Then he went on to star in movies like the Maze Runner, etc. He's a great actor, imo lol.

[@featherbird666]

the fact that in the span of two episodes we've had "Larry can't get laid bc he seems feeble as fuck" and "Larry and Jeff go to a concert and have to put tissue in their ears" shows that Larry David has finally realised that he's an oldass man and is now doing curmudgeonly geezer comedy as never before. I'm here for it.

[@tigerhood6830]

You never cooked chicken Alfredo with a friend??lol

[@mchan2141]

i cackled at that

[@ItsKimOlson]

"Burger King." "Sure you didn't take that edible before the show?"

[@mikewoodson6930]

Larry Ad Libbing life is the best. “She has family across the border, they like her nearby”.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

Larry is 100-percent right! This season is knocked out of the park, and these little-known actors the show's brought in to play parts are just amazing at every turn. I wish every season was like this one, because I could actually take-or-leave "Curb" before this season. But, now...!

[@tigergreg8]

I didn't get to see why he was lying about her, saying she was in New Mexico etc. What was she really doing? She wasn't in jail was she???

[@I_leave_mean_comments]

@@tigergreg8 she sucks. shes a horrible actress

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

@@tigergreg8 She can't act - like the WORST! So he knows they'd at the very least need some time.

[@dropkickirish4449]

Yeah, he’s supposed to be, as that’s the way the show is written. Good job picking up on that though, sport! Did you also notice Larry is wearing glasses?

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

@mehran3593 ....In your opinion. In my opinion the season was great!

[@susanluster9301]

Dylan O'Brien was absolutely wonderful on Larry's show. I hope to see him again with crazy Larry. Love from Toronto!

[@TheyCallMeNewb]

I like that Jeff seems to be in on this particular lie to others. And Leon, of course.

[@covariance5446]

"You sure you didn't take that edible before the show?" lmao

[@Taijifufu]

You can hear music at shows with ear plugs. The speakers are absolutely loud enough to sound normal through ear plugs.

[@dmblum1]

Jeff's timing on "Burger King" was perfect.

[@_dylsvoid711]

LMAO I LOVE DYLAN SO MUCH

[@robkunkel8833]

I love watching Jeff from about 3:20 just watching Larry for any figuring out how he can support Larry’s b.s.

[@aroundandround]

2:33 “You’re sure you didn’t take the edible before the show?” 😅

[@c.s.mcleod7383]

Larry improvising the b.s. on the fly.

[@kroks06]

PC people will never call you on your bs :)

[@SuperSonicSkyline]

i love dylan playing an asshole hes so hilarious

[@m011ynice03]

Oh I’m loving all these clips😂

[@josephgonzales8897]

New Mexico is close to Mexico and she has family nearby. ...😂🤣

[@punksofnewengland]

Jesus, I love that "No Boat, No Kitchen" is the title of the clip, because that's the line that always stood out to me. No idea why. 😂

[@KidBakz]

Dylan O'Brien is such an underrated guest on the show, this segment of him with Larry and Jeff shows the chemistry he has with them

[@jlobiafra]

Even musicians nowadays wear ear plugs to protect their hearing. So someone especially Larry's age wearing ear plugs wouldn't be out of the ordinary

[@DesireStRyan]

😂😂😂 " you never cooked chicken Alfredo with a friend" 😂😂😂😂

[@afandou1966]

No man has been made by force to apologize more than Larry, and probably me, in his lifetime.

[@portlandgirlx0x096]

I'm hooked on this bc of Maria Sophia! Lol Brilliant ! ☠️👸

[@fatboy7161]

U never cooked chicken Alfredo wit a friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jayeshgordhania144]

All the meetings they had at Netflix jeff knows to end it sharpish before Larry says something that gets him into trouble

[@Aarona_TheVirgo]

😂😂😂😂THE BOAT MOVIE😂😂😂

[@evaskye6314]

but there IS a boat one…? deep water horizon?… mhm

[@doctorgears9358]

It's actually not only entirely normal to wear ear pro at a god damn rock concert, it's recommended you do that to prevent permanent hearing loss.

[@epicepidemic7131]

I want to know how many times the word "apologize" is part of a conversation with Larry, on average.

[@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat]

The photograph of Don jr.

[@vincekilloran843]

Larry is gold but Jeff is good value.

[@Meowface.]

“Burger king” Hah!

[@MatrixGuitar]

“You never cooked chicken alfredo…with a friend…?”

[@virginiatrailcameravideos]

"Burger King." That is great.

[@bryantstevens1389]

How did it take me so long to watch this show? Larry David is fucking hilarious!!!

[@justinschuetze4733]

"there's no boat' deepwater horizon?

[@daniel.j9062]

LD: I was clapping and swaying lol

[@kazitude1]

Larry is totally out of his mind 🤣

[@MoonShine-o5n]

Dylan didn’t know what he was getting into when he voluntarily removed Larry’s filter😂

[@divsyntax9720]

My bother just walked into my office while I was watch this and asked, "Is that a costume he wearing?". Hahahah he though LD didn't really look like that.

[@Trenz0]

As a metalhead who has minor hearing loss: wear earplugs lol. Trust me, you'll still hear the songs just fine

[@clarkkent1523]

I hope LD gets Joe Gatto on here just to yell “LARRYY!!!” so he can finally find Larry lol

[@dogchaser520]

"Peaches" is a great song, god damnit

[@dailyprojections7197]

Did you really have to take the Lords name in vain for this comment?

[@dogchaser520]

It's just that good a song. But here's the real blasphemy: I am God; you are God; we are _all_ God. The truth that professors had to swear to disavow in order to be able to teach only just a few hundred years ago. You troglodytes can't keep suppressing the truth by keeping God in a cage much longer. Your reign of terror and evil is coming to an end.

[@dailyprojections7197]

@Moon Shine i guess if you want to live a sinful life you can by any means.

[@pinverarity]

Jesus Fucking Christ, it’s a CURB comment…what in the sacred names of Isis, Athena, and YHWH Tha Party Animal do you expect?

[@dailyprojections7197]

@@pinverarity Dont take the Lords name in vain, simple as that. And I ask you not to respond to me with that kind of garbage again.

[@roachqueen1973]

This was a train wreck. 😂😂😂

[@cl759]

Love the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tejasbode783]

I'm going to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches 😂

[@SS-yw7vo]

There is a lot diversification of the staff at Netflix

[@MartinGonzalez-ki8kn]

It's called satire.

[@radio-su6lh]

Very clever of Larry to do that, definitely sends a message 😁

[@SS-yw7vo]

@@MartinGonzalez-ki8kn Thanks, I hope I don't get stuck talking to you at a party

[@JakeBor]

@@billybatts9491 Yes. It's white straight Protestant men.

[@MS-xn9yl]

@@MartinGonzalez-ki8kn it used to be satire my friend, used to be...

[@loualcaraz6497]

Larry has George Constanza down pat!!!

[@ColonelAngus-y1h]

My Grandfather invented that, as a place to serve his recently -invented Cobb Salad....

[@yahyaci7258]

Dilinizi anlamadan izliyorum, Varlığınızdan mutluyum.

[@cd-shani23]

You sure you didn't take the edible before the show . that line is awesome

[@ItsKimOlson]

"Loved it so much I put fucking tissue in my ear." "I think you're full of shit." "My acting... what have you seen?" There WAS a boat! "Deepwater Horizon." "Go fuck yourself." Dylan: Which performance of mine resonated with you? Larry: ..... Me: *word vomits*

[@theotakupunk3484]

As a curb and teen wolf fan this was a nice episode

[@KushCasket]

“the last peaches verse, i think is the best work ive ever done”

[@Paolo8772]

Today every rock star would suggest, nay encourage the use of earplugs at the show because of the ear damaging volume. It's so loud it's actually easier to hear that way too. Larry is still lying about loving the band in a desperate attempt to feel he has to hide the fact that he wore earplugs, because the music was loud like it usually would be. But even we all know the band stunk. Larry should have just said "It's a rock concert; therefore I ware earplugs". Larry may not handled this right, but as usual: he was actually right.

[@Futureacquiescence]

I always wear ear plugs to concerts because my hearing is really sharp and my ears physically hurt if I don’t 😕

[@aroundandround]

0:15 No ear plugs, especially makeshift paper ones, block out practically all sound.

[@ellaelliott4415]

It’s not supposed to be realistic. OF COURSE THEY DON’T. We’re not dumb

[@joeschmoe2697]

It’s very common to wear earplugs at a concert, trust me you couldn’t not hear music at a concert even if you tried lol

[@bantehayes9973]

Man, Jeff lost some weight.

[@johncoll4456]

He looks great.

[@bkboy2384]

Burger king 😆 🤣 😂

[@blingbykylie5960]

The Presidents of the USA would have loved Dylan OBrien and the Entrails' interpretation of the song. Because it's aged so well over the last couple decades.

[@ryanlu6425]

Larry: Just return the scarf, man

[@kerriedeas751]

There is a movie with a boat… so technically yea… it’s American Assassin

[@GavCritchley]

If I've missed any reference that Larry makes to the photo in the office can someone let me know? Its the photo of the exec next to a dead (looks like a ) Gnu. It is the smoking gun of Larry conversations.

[@OrangePandaBear1]

Would've been so funny if Jared Letto had the sense of humor to play this role

[@Nadi955]

A a peaceful person dogs are my life- 😂😂😂😂

[@dylan12296]

technically dylan did a movie on a boat so he wasn't wrong lol

[@ChrisM-zm4li]

It's stupid that they'd forget they have the paper in their ears.

[@narcowake]

Dylan is so gen z 😂😂😂

[@briancatron8381]

Was the low-audio intentional?

[@JudgeRhadamanthys]

Lol Dylan is great

[@paultaddei8061]

Lmao Burger King... Fuckin Jeff is the best!

[@pameladasilva809]

Dylan my life love!😍

[@dougstyles]

Cant wait to see the Mexican girl Gloria more. She's a bit 'off'. 🤣

[@happydayz7857]

His performance of peaches DID suck, and I woulda worn earplugs too.

[@EliasWolf77]

Void Stiles, If Dylan O'Brien asked you what part of his was your favorite just say Void Stiles

[@hiren8325]

@ 1:54 😂😂

[@邪悪アヤマ]

You never cooked chicken Alfredo with a friend?

[@dogchaser520]

Tissue in the ear is a classic punk trick. They'd even have it dangling from the ears It's no disrespect to the performer. It just means they want to cut out the highs and save their ears for more concerts This guy is about as punk as Justin Bieber, though, so it's no surprise this offends him

[@Elskean]

That's the joke.

[@amycope7970]

Literally the point of the scene dude.

[@healthwithmarcus]

Good stuff.

[@hikingelevated]

Burger King 😂😂😂😂

[@caramelle9263]

there WAS a boat movie tho 😭😭

[@Anti-leftist7777]

Who’s the guy wearing the vest?

[@PS-zi6oc]

The network pushing a guy like Dylan for the role of young Larry is hilarious to me! (Such a clever joke on Hollywood’s wild casting choices)

[@silentdogfart4892]

Peaches the singer or Peaches the song?

[@deanronson6331]

Hard to believe that Larry and Jeff, at their age, would be turned off by rock&roll as a genre, which had been the prevalent sound of popular music since the late 50's.

[@AlismonitesPatrides]

Again he insults someone important. Again he has to go apologize. Again he will mess up the apology. Over and over and over.