Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Anonymous Donor: Banned

A clip from season 6, episode 2: Cheryl finds out that Jeff ejaculated on the bed and bans him from the house -- much to Susie's displeasure.

[@Crushinator3000]

My favourite thing in this scene is Jeff's shrug at 3:34.

[@bytad]

My favorite is Larry's mattering "good for you".

[@debunkinghistory214]

The yeah at 2:34 is mine

[@maryr6300]

Jeff is the best!

[@vincematthews9790]

2:19 Jeff fumbling his words

[@svprememe]

I love Susie's mix of contempt for her husband and always sticking up for him no matter what

[@sisterdoublehappiness9714]

"That's adultery! That's spreading your semen outside of the house!!"

[@boazbuchandler9845]

That a WIFE right there

[@SovereignStatesman]

That's a JEW for ya-- the only thing they hate more than each other, is EVERYONE ELSE.

[@ericday4505]

How about Jeff answering Susie as she scolds him, like he cant even argue, " yeah".

[@mattoniy2840]

“What’s going to happen if I don’t tell”

[@tslaza]

"Her girlfriend Ted"...

[@elvecinodeltio5960]

@don't care hate those dudes

[@dikbuttbutt]

@don't care right. in reality theyre even worse than every other guy cause most respectable dudes wont put on a fake "white knight" attitude to get close to a girl

[@johnericpamintuan4800]

Larry predicted it

[@davidharos8867]

WhatalittleYENTA!!!!

[@maralynfarber2068]

😂😂😂

[@superdavidss]

Susie: YOU WHAT!!!! YOU JERKED OFF IN THEIR HOUSE!!!!! Jeff: yeahh....

[@bernieweber4663]

Waves his left hand like yeaah, of course, why not. Lol

[@DiagramOfTruth]

the way Jeff says "yeah" kills me every time.

[@eyedea81]

So nonshanatley too, its hilarious lol

[@superdavidss]

It's like asking him: "Jeff, did you eat my last hershey's kiss??" and he replies: "yeahh".

[@John0316Meadows]

Agreed- it's a long-shot strategy to try to make it seem normal and ordinary with the faint hope Susie will stop berating him. Even the way he sits and his hand gesture as he says it is hilarious

[@tinman3747]

@@eyedea81 *nonchalant

[@ImRacistTowardsBlacks]

It's the second yeah that's the funniest

[@BarnyBBellows]

Ted Danson is like the villain of this season.

[@gauthamravipati8007]

He is a useless human being

[@Gnolomweb]

I dont think it's acting

[@juventusventuno9213]

I love him for backing out of the sandwich switch deal. I laugh when he says ‘that sounds awful!’

[@CubeBizz]

Every season

[@mikeb5305]

@@Gnolomweb lol

[@atlasshrugged2u]

Ted Danson "What a little Yenta!"

[@mlady2995]

T Davis what does yenta mean? Lol

[@matador1111]

@@mlady2995 it means gossiper

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

What is yiddish?

[@colinsilver1041]

@@corywiedenbeck1562 lol. What's a question?

[@elitegamer8351]

her girlfriend ted

[@blankslate6590]

Suzie is easily the best female support in any sitcom.

[@aerbaer6572]

James Moody everyone in the show is a bit of a piece of shit, a lot like real life

[@blotterdowney8075]

@James Moody shes hilarious

[@blotterdowney8075]

James Moody yawn

[@blotterdowney8075]

James Moody you sound like the guy that’s scared of being abused by women lol not me. it’s a tv character and she’s hilarious

[@blotterdowney8075]

@James Moody what a wuss. she's calling him an asshole because he's an asshole. stop being a little bitch about a tv character for some fake anti woke bullshit

[@billgregg7671]

“Be gone with you”. Even from Susie it sounds almost biblical.

[@jim5461]

😂

[@IRISHBUTCHER]

"that's adultery" 😂😂😂

[@TheBehm08]

No adultery is all the women he schtupped behind her back 😂

[@_meangreenjersey973]

😂😂😂

[@WhenILearnToMilkIt]

Jeff: 'yyyyeahh(?)' love it

[@-nolan-]

Alex .Lyall glad someone else noticed the yeahhhh hahahah

[@skywarp727]

Thats the best part of this clip^_^

[@joemcguire9988]

Poor Larry, he was on susie’s side for once and she still got mad at him 😂

[@jamesbarlow6423]

It's inevitable.

[@diracleo]

"you have brought your semen outside our home!?" "yeah!"

[@bl1398]

i think she said wrought

[@orionumbro3777]

She says "wrought" ;)

[@spanishinquisition2907]

@@orionumbro3777 which is infinitely more hilarious 😂😂😂

[@roberthimself7813]

She said wrought which is way funnier.

[@scarstruck85]

This show is just utterly incredible. Seriously, this is the funniest show I've seen in a long time. Can't believe I'm so late to this. Brilliant!

[@mildred9762]

It is beyond funny it's fucking hilarious - every season is funnier than the previous and there have been 8...Brilliant!

[@Rohme.33]

you cannot beat this show

[@rylewoodson7665]

Don’t feel bad 😞 I’m late on the show to but this show is beyond hilarious 😆 I wanna hangout with Larry David , even if it’s just a wave

[@mizzury54]

Not as late as I am . I'm just know seeing it. I love the outrageousness of it all.

[@maijaliepa119]

stryfetc1😊🙃😊 I AGREE😊🙃😊🙋‍♀️

[@Gamingnstuff131]

i loved when jeff spoke in gibberish to try and cover up what he and larry said when susie came in.

[@kevshearer3245]

dont bullshit me

[@theflanman420420]

That’s the best part of the scene... I wonder if it was improved or scripted.

[@Isleofskye]

That impromptu can not be improved.

[@mattyboyanderson]

Plus the terse "hey how are ya"

[@jimbertel3634]

Speaking in tongues

[@rollerball2297]

Looks like Ted was plotting a relationship with Cheryl even when his friend was still married to her! Lol

[@croweziec]

Yep the writing was on the wall.

[@youtubecensors5419]

I dated a girl like Susie for years. Lots of fun! I couldn't help but laugh during her enormous tirades. She could get mad at anything, but the way Susie turned from being mad at Jeff to defending him from Cheryl is something only a truly feisty woman does. Classic.

[@commanderwaddles3483]

Y'all are about as crazy as those women, I can't do that, I need my peace, compromise, & positive vibes lol

[@David_Downs]

i guess Feisty now means bat shit crazy.

[@youtubecensors5419]

@@JohnAlexanderiii Yep. You'll notice my post was past tense.

[@matingilardi]

The mentally ill can do it too.

[@ericday4505]

I actually thought Susie defending Jeff was kinda sexsy, I swear the Susie from the earlier seasons was kinda hot, in a mean sick twisted kind of hot. But hot none the less.

[@ericday4505]

Sussie talks to Jeff as if he is her son, I love that woman. Funny as hell.

[@roberthoffhines5419]

Jeff's "yeah" at 2:48 just kills me.

[@ccdailey214]

Once again, Susie steals the scene. She is amazing

[@michaelpurpuro1045]

i love the "hi how are ya" that jeff says to suzie at 2:18 hahahah

[@vincematthews9790]

“Who’d you said we’s who I was banned from the house?”

[@1badjesus]

NOTE TO SELF: no matter how good/close a friend is once he's married NEVER tell him anything personal cuz it always "inexplicably" gets back to his wife.

[@jasonsibusisoeksteen5]

1 Bad Jesus so true!

[@standerlc]

But he didn't tell his wife. Fucking Becker did

[@TOAOM123]

Fuck that I dont tell my wife shit

[@soyslut]

@@TOAOM123 good luck with your impending divorce.

[@TOAOM123]

@@soyslut You think divorces are driven by a refusal to share other people's personal details?

[@Smiley-fv8zi]

Her favorite line- "get the f out of my house!"😂😂

[@scottd1903]

Missing best part of the episode, when jeff says he did it. He's like it's no big deal and almost proud of it. One of the funniest moments in the entire series

[@Nipit-po8fl]

Yaa

[@BukovTervicz]

"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?"

[@BlakeGildaphish76]

"who the FUCK is she to tell MY husband what to do?!"

[@nursegrace7492]

01:38 "And then he's GOSSIPING??" / "What a litlle YENTA!"

[@professorlabs]

"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 😂😂😂

[@Hawking1969]

maybe in a hotel

[@2006glg]

"What a little yenta!!"😂😂

[@positivecrusader]

“And Cheryl kicked him out? Really. Who the f*** is she...!” Lol, I love that transition. 😂

[@tracer740]

Tryin to catch my breath here, laughter is suffocating me, someone help, please. Suzie is funniest character I've ever seen in a sitcom.

[@MsAngelaSunshine]

"Her girlfriend Ted" 😄

[@KarlVeiga]

2:55 Jeff starts to laugh and the camera pans over

[@InfamousMedia]

what a little yenta!

[@zedking5569]

3:21 Larry agreeing with Suzie " F U" LMAO

[@CobraClutch34]

With the way Susie treats Larry, It's easy to forget that Larry is Jeff's (very rich) client. You'd think she'd have some decorum around Larry, since he basically funds her lifestyle.

[@SkandiaAUS]

You know what Susie would have to say about that? Yeh well fuck you!

[@trippyboi91]

lol, "Her new girlfriend Ted!" Me and my dad cracked up about that for days.

[@yaxon541]

I love Jeff and Larry’s friendship

[@nickotto-bernstein7267]

Funny thing is Larry has the last laugh when he goes and finishes on Sammy’s teddy bear and blames it on Ted 😂😂

[@arnabiarnab3037]

Ted Danson the only man in human history to friend zone his way to a relationship

[@hugsaujakvtt864]

Larry just basically agreed to everything susie said.. and he still got banned!!!

[@ricardomartins3077]

"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 🤣

[@owenreese2216]

Cheryl and Ted’s relationship set up so early on

[@johnobrien1528]

Little Yenta...priceless

[@newperve]

Am I the only one who thinks she's wanted to ban Larry for years and this is an excuse?

[@mencken8]

“Be gone with you !” I love Susie so much. Retaliatory mutual bannings.

[@a26z1c2b3]

I like Jeff's resonse at 2:40 haha.

[@theena]

The delivery of 'you've bought your semen outside this house - that's adultery, Jeff' makes Suzie the MVP of this show.

[@thatsrandom737]

What a little yenta!!!! LOL

[@FedoraSpunk]

Jeff's "yeahs" were freaking killing me

[@stewiegriffin12341]

Larry should have just banned Susie.

[@gutz1981]

If married life is as fucked as this, I'm sticking to being single till the day I die.

[@saulcruz5633]

Claire Louise same. Not sure what ppl mean when they Susie is a great wife and hot....

[@hirdy6]

Not actually based on fact, it's called comedy.

[@johnposnaidis]

You gotta love the way Jeff says yeaah..

[@maxwelledison1126]

Good lord I love Susie.

[@mabilokuda]

shes a grat wife!

[@Gamingnstuff131]

Maxwell Edison the best bit involving her was when the deaf man used sign language to call her crazy.

[@Gamingnstuff131]

Maxwell Edison I especially love the episode where she goes to Larry's house seemingly screaming at him for no reason and Loretta really gives her a taste of her own medicine.

[@hecticfreeze]

You can see Jeff Garlin start to laugh at 2:55 and the camera quickly moves away to cover it

[@jimmychan3782]

Nice catch!

[@kushkarma7081]

2:42 for me the best moment in Curb history

[@donaldwarnick3412]

Seinfeld was was almost the greatest show ever but Curb is hands down the best written and funniest by far.

[@victorkong82]

Well Curb isn’t written so.

[@donaldwarnick3412]

@@victorkong82 so they just go out and say anything no plot no ideas

[@sinistersix6201]

@@donaldwarnick3412 well they have certain lines that they want the actors to say but a >50% portion of it is whatever comes off the top of their heads as improv. wonder if they’d ever do Whose line

[@TheBigScat]

It's pretty well documented that the cast is largely kept in the dark about the plot and just given a broad idea of what the scene needs to accomplish. LD discourages acting and prefers natural, spur-of-the-moment interaction. That said, the more recent seasons, to me, have been overacted.

[@mxplk]

CYE is spontaneous and appears fresh in the first viewing, but the story line lags and I doubt that anyone would want to watch the episodes repeatedly.

[@oNtuobAwoH]

Of all the brilliant humor in this show, this is probably my favorite sequence ever.

[@torontoBluejays87]

XD..."You brought your semen outside our home?!?!" Fuck me, that killed me..

[@smoothALOE]

When Cheryl was explaining out how it would sound when Larry told her about Jeff, I literally busted out laughing. I’ve seen this episode many times before, but for some reason I found that funnier than usual.

[@joeb5080]

Yes! Cheryl in that conversation is hysterical, I must have watched it 100 times and paralyzed from laughter!

[@cordellsenior9935]

"Be gone with you! Good! Don't come back!" She's priceless.

[@Reizermo]

"Her girlfriend Ted" - little throw away lines like that are hilarious!

[@ashfordnkosi2011]

i am a 100% percent sure that Jeff was imagining Cheryl when he did his business in the guest room.

[@stevesmith9221]

@jam of fog I think she's great

[@james2155]

It’s so funny seeing them argue like children

[@woozycoot]

“YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEAMEN, OUTSIDE THIS HOME?!?!” 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@evp500]

😂😂😂😂 “I punish my husband”

[@HaulTrashGetCash]

Susie is straight crazy lol

[@michaelkuznar7396]

"I've never masturbated at someone's house" "Good for you" Dead 🤣

[@Rizzo5785]

What a little yenta!!! Priceless

[@raz318]

Love Jeff’s break at the line “You masturbate in this house and this house alone!” I have no idea how they are ever able to play straight!

[@ForeignAid]

the "okay" at 3:02

[@AD-kd8vq]

this video is literally missing the best part, where jeff admits it. "it... it was me"

[@8002spirgnob]

Ok so you've seen the show. Great.

[@LilMOMMAson]

“Yea, her girlfriend, Ted.” Lmao

[@bernhardkopf7866]

I must have watched this scene 20 times. What a genius!

[@Homeschoolsw6]

3:14..." I punish my husband. "

[@lemonhead162]

"I punish my husband!" Hahaha!!!

[@luvpreetsingh8020]

I bought a subscription so that I can watch the curb episodes. But I still watch these clips more than the episodes.

[@bobbymobay]

I absolutely love her!!! Sooo many good lines and her delivery?!?! Funny!!!

[@gumleaf9524]

If only my wife stuck up for me like Susie...I would be still married now

[@WisamSafi1978]

Miserably married but married ...

[@brandonm1881]

This show is like dry anxiety therapy, i dont know why i keep coming back

[@TabsT-vy5jy]

This show is pure gold

[@pantone95330]

Love the dialogs in this sitcom, great mix of shit talk and sophisticated vocabulary

[@chris1546]

"FINE..fine, IM BANNED! "DONT COME BACK!!!!!!" "DONT WORRY I WONT!" XD

[@davidg.2217]

"HER GIRLFRIEND TED"...LMAO!!!..🤣👍

[@bennylevine387]

I like that in these situations, Susie just gets mad at all parties involved.

[@cc92103]

“That’s adultery!” - OMG

[@backyardjuggler]

The look on Susie's face as she turns around to resume her punishment of Jeff...

[@thatawkwardchick7848]

“What’s gonna happen if I don’t tell” 😂

[@ProXyFullBack]

The way Jeff says “yeah” as if he’s cool with it and it’s a normal thing 😂

[@corteztheinfinite9440]

If You Have A "Friend" Like Ted.. 🗣️GET RID OF THAT GUY

[@jcee6886]

What a little yenta!😄

[@nobleepentertainment]

"Whats going to happen if I don't tell?"

[@StevenCampbell1955]

I am only here to see Larry thrown out of the house again.

[@poochgod]

I gotta agree with Leon man, something sexy about Susie putting her foot down not gonna lie

[@Isleofskye]

so what yuh deh seh mek wuleepa sense mi bredda

[@riverx.5928]

The way Jeff says "yeah" at 2:44 😁😁

[@mexicanabist8705]

"Yeah! Her girlfriend ted!" Lmao

[@blender124]

Ted was so jealous of long ball Larry

[@audreyrosesmith5546]

"I'd rather have the masturbator in our house than the gossip" 😂

[@goggy6850]

This show is so much funnier and real than any show

[@SRNF]

She acts like he finished on her face or something, relax girl.

[@drek273]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo