Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Anonymous Donor: Banned

[@Crushinator3000]

My favourite thing in this scene is Jeff's shrug at 3:34.

[@bytad]

My favorite is Larry's mattering "good for you".

[@debunkinghistory214]

The yeah at 2:34 is mine

[@maryr6300]

Jeff is the best!

[@vincematthews9790]

2:19 Jeff fumbling his words

[@svprememe]

I love Susie's mix of contempt for her husband and always sticking up for him no matter what

[@sisterdoublehappiness9714]

"That's adultery! That's spreading your semen outside of the house!!"

[@boazbuchandler9845]

That a WIFE right there

[@SovereignStatesman]

That's a JEW for ya-- the only thing they hate more than each other, is EVERYONE ELSE.

[@ericday4505]

How about Jeff answering Susie as she scolds him, like he cant even argue, " yeah".

[@mattoniy2840]

“What’s going to happen if I don’t tell”

[@tslaza]

"Her girlfriend Ted"...

[@elvecinodeltio5960]

@don't care hate those dudes

[@dikbuttbutt]

@don't care right. in reality theyre even worse than every other guy cause most respectable dudes wont put on a fake "white knight" attitude to get close to a girl

[@johnericpamintuan4800]

Larry predicted it

[@davidharos8867]

WhatalittleYENTA!!!!

[@maralynfarber2068]

😂😂😂

[@superdavidss]

Susie: YOU WHAT!!!! YOU JERKED OFF IN THEIR HOUSE!!!!! Jeff: yeahh....

[@bernieweber4663]

Waves his left hand like yeaah, of course, why not. Lol

[@BarnyBBellows]

Ted Danson is like the villain of this season.

[@gauthamravipati8007]

He is a useless human being

[@Gnolomweb]

I dont think it's acting

[@juventusventuno9213]

I love him for backing out of the sandwich switch deal. I laugh when he says ‘that sounds awful!’

[@CubeBizz]

Every season

[@mikeb5305]

@@Gnolomweb lol

[@DiagramOfTruth]

the way Jeff says "yeah" kills me every time.

[@eyedea81]

So nonshanatley too, its hilarious lol

[@superdavidss]

It's like asking him: "Jeff, did you eat my last hershey's kiss??" and he replies: "yeahh".

[@John0316Meadows]

Agreed- it's a long-shot strategy to try to make it seem normal and ordinary with the faint hope Susie will stop berating him. Even the way he sits and his hand gesture as he says it is hilarious

[@tinman3747]

@@eyedea81 *nonchalant

[@cqgator]

Fr best part of the whole scene 😂😂😂😂

[@blankslate6590]

Suzie is easily the best female support in any sitcom.

[@aerbaer6572]

James Moody everyone in the show is a bit of a piece of shit, a lot like real life

[@blotterdowney8075]

@James Moody shes hilarious

[@blotterdowney8075]

James Moody yawn

[@blotterdowney8075]

James Moody you sound like the guy that’s scared of being abused by women lol not me. it’s a tv character and she’s hilarious

[@blotterdowney8075]

@James Moody what a wuss. she's calling him an asshole because he's an asshole. stop being a little bitch about a tv character for some fake anti woke bullshit

[@atlasshrugged2u]

Ted Danson "What a little Yenta!"

[@mlady2995]

T Davis what does yenta mean? Lol

[@matador1111]

@@mlady2995 it means gossiper

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

What is yiddish?

[@colinsilver1041]

@@corywiedenbeck1562 lol. What's a question?

[@Elite_Gamer_1337]

her girlfriend ted

[@scarstruck85]

This show is just utterly incredible. Seriously, this is the funniest show I've seen in a long time. Can't believe I'm so late to this. Brilliant!

[@mildred9762]

It is beyond funny it's fucking hilarious - every season is funnier than the previous and there have been 8...Brilliant!

[@Rohme.33]

you cannot beat this show

[@rylewoodson7665]

Don’t feel bad 😞 I’m late on the show to but this show is beyond hilarious 😆 I wanna hangout with Larry David , even if it’s just a wave

[@mizzury54]

Not as late as I am . I'm just know seeing it. I love the outrageousness of it all.

[@maijaliepa119]

stryfetc1😊🙃😊 I AGREE😊🙃😊🙋‍♀️

[@billgregg7671]

“Be gone with you”. Even from Susie it sounds almost biblical.

[@jim5461]

😂

[@joemcguire9988]

Poor Larry, he was on susie’s side for once and she still got mad at him 😂

[@jamesbarlow6423]

It's inevitable.

[@youtubecensors5419]

I dated a girl like Susie for years. Lots of fun! I couldn't help but laugh during her enormous tirades. She could get mad at anything, but the way Susie turned from being mad at Jeff to defending him from Cheryl is something only a truly feisty woman does. Classic.

[@commanderwaddles3483]

Y'all are about as crazy as those women, I can't do that, I need my peace, compromise, & positive vibes lol

[@David_Downs]

i guess Feisty now means bat shit crazy.

[@youtubecensors5419]

@@JohnAlexanderiii Yep. You'll notice my post was past tense.

[@matingilardi]

The mentally ill can do it too.

[@ericday4505]

I actually thought Susie defending Jeff was kinda sexsy, I swear the Susie from the earlier seasons was kinda hot, in a mean sick twisted kind of hot. But hot none the less.

[@diracleo]

"you have brought your semen outside our home!?" "yeah!"

[@bl1398]

i think she said wrought

[@orionumbro3777]

She says "wrought" ;)

[@spanishinquisition2907]

@@orionumbro3777 which is infinitely more hilarious 😂😂😂

[@roberthimself7813]

She said wrought which is way funnier.

[@Gamingnstuff131]

i loved when jeff spoke in gibberish to try and cover up what he and larry said when susie came in.

[@kevshearer3245]

dont bullshit me

[@theflanman1986]

That’s the best part of the scene... I wonder if it was improved or scripted.

[@Isleofskye]

That impromptu can not be improved.

[@mattyboyanderson]

Plus the terse "hey how are ya"

[@jimbertel3634]

Speaking in tongues

[@WhenILearnToMilkIt]

Jeff: 'yyyyeahh(?)' love it

[@-nolan-]

Alex .Lyall glad someone else noticed the yeahhhh hahahah

[@skywarp727]

Thats the best part of this clip^_^

[@1badjesus]

NOTE TO SELF: no matter how good/close a friend is once he's married NEVER tell him anything personal cuz it always "inexplicably" gets back to his wife.

[@jasonsibusisoeksteen5]

1 Bad Jesus so true!

[@standerlc]

But he didn't tell his wife. Fucking Becker did

[@TOAOM123]

Fuck that I dont tell my wife shit

[@soyslut]

@@TOAOM123 good luck with your impending divorce.

[@TOAOM123]

@@soyslut You think divorces are driven by a refusal to share other people's personal details?

[@Roisinblacm]

"that's adultery" 😂😂😂

[@TheBehm08]

No adultery is all the women he schtupped behind her back 😂

[@_meangreenjersey973]

😂😂😂

[@rollerball2297]

Looks like Ted was plotting a relationship with Cheryl even when his friend was still married to her! Lol

[@croweziec]

Yep the writing was on the wall.

[@ccdailey214]

Once again, Susie steals the scene. She is amazing

[@ericday4505]

Sussie talks to Jeff as if he is her son, I love that woman. Funny as hell.

[@roberthoffhines5419]

Jeff's "yeah" at 2:48 just kills me.

[@michaelpurpuro1045]

i love the "hi how are ya" that jeff says to suzie at 2:18 hahahah

[@vincematthews9790]

“Who’d you said we’s who I was banned from the house?”

[@scottd1903]

Missing best part of the episode, when jeff says he did it. He's like it's no big deal and almost proud of it. One of the funniest moments in the entire series

[@Nipit-po8fl]

Yaa

[@nursegrace7492]

01:38 "And then he's GOSSIPING??" / "What a litlle YENTA!"

[@Smiley-fv8zi]

Her favorite line- "get the f out of my house!"😂😂

[@Hawking1969]

maybe in a hotel

[@positivecrusader]

“And Cheryl kicked him out? Really. Who the f*** is she...!” Lol, I love that transition. 😂

[@BlakeGildaphish76]

"who the FUCK is she to tell MY husband what to do?!"

[@tracer740]

Tryin to catch my breath here, laughter is suffocating me, someone help, please. Suzie is funniest character I've ever seen in a sitcom.

[@professorlabs]

"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 😂😂😂

[@donaldwarnick3412]

Seinfeld was was almost the greatest show ever but Curb is hands down the best written and funniest by far.

[@victorkong82]

Well Curb isn’t written so.

[@donaldwarnick3412]

@@victorkong82 so they just go out and say anything no plot no ideas

[@sinistersix6201]

@@donaldwarnick3412 well they have certain lines that they want the actors to say but a >50% portion of it is whatever comes off the top of their heads as improv. wonder if they’d ever do Whose line

[@TheBigScat]

It's pretty well documented that the cast is largely kept in the dark about the plot and just given a broad idea of what the scene needs to accomplish. LD discourages acting and prefers natural, spur-of-the-moment interaction. That said, the more recent seasons, to me, have been overacted.

[@mxplk]

CYE is spontaneous and appears fresh in the first viewing, but the story line lags and I doubt that anyone would want to watch the episodes repeatedly.

[@KarlVeiga]

2:55 Jeff starts to laugh and the camera pans over

[@trippyboi91]

lol, "Her new girlfriend Ted!" Me and my dad cracked up about that for days.

[@CobraClutch34]

With the way Susie treats Larry, It's easy to forget that Larry is Jeff's (very rich) client. You'd think she'd have some decorum around Larry, since he basically funds her lifestyle.

[@SkandiaAUS]

You know what Susie would have to say about that? Yeh well fuck you!

[@yaxon541]

I love Jeff and Larry’s friendship

[@newperve]

Am I the only one who thinks she's wanted to ban Larry for years and this is an excuse?

[@arnabiarnab3037]

Ted Danson the only man in human history to friend zone his way to a relationship

[@InfamousMedia]

what a little yenta!

[@MsAngelaSunshine]

"Her girlfriend Ted" 😄

[@hugsaujakvtt864]

Larry just basically agreed to everything susie said.. and he still got banned!!!

[@owenreese2216]

Cheryl and Ted’s relationship set up so early on

[@nickotto-bernstein7267]

Funny thing is Larry has the last laugh when he goes and finishes on Sammy’s teddy bear and blames it on Ted 😂😂

[@oNtuobAwoH]

Of all the brilliant humor in this show, this is probably my favorite sequence ever.

[@stewiegriffin12341]

Larry should have just banned Susie.

[@zedking5569]

3:21 Larry agreeing with Suzie " F U" LMAO

[@gumleaf9524]

If only my wife stuck up for me like Susie...I would be still married now

[@WisamSafi1978]

Miserably married but married ...

[@hecticfreeze]

You can see Jeff Garlin start to laugh at 2:55 and the camera quickly moves away to cover it

[@jimmychan3782]

Nice catch!

[@ricardomartins3077]

"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 🤣

[@maxwelledison1126]

Good lord I love Susie.

[@mabilokuda]

shes a grat wife!

[@Gamingnstuff131]

Maxwell Edison the best bit involving her was when the deaf man used sign language to call her crazy.

[@Gamingnstuff131]

Maxwell Edison I especially love the episode where she goes to Larry's house seemingly screaming at him for no reason and Loretta really gives her a taste of her own medicine.

[@smoothALOE]

When Cheryl was explaining out how it would sound when Larry told her about Jeff, I literally busted out laughing. I’ve seen this episode many times before, but for some reason I found that funnier than usual.

[@joeb5080]

Yes! Cheryl in that conversation is hysterical, I must have watched it 100 times and paralyzed from laughter!

[@johnobrien1528]

Little Yenta...priceless

[@cordellsenior9935]

"Be gone with you! Good! Don't come back!" She's priceless.

[@mencken8]

“Be gone with you !” I love Susie so much. Retaliatory mutual bannings.

[@gutz1981]

If married life is as fucked as this, I'm sticking to being single till the day I die.

[@saulcruz5633]

Claire Louise same. Not sure what ppl mean when they Susie is a great wife and hot....

[@hirdy6]

Not actually based on fact, it's called comedy.

[@FedoraSpunk]

Jeff's "yeahs" were freaking killing me

[@kushkarma7081]

2:42 for me the best moment in Curb history

[@theena]

The delivery of 'you've bought your semen outside this house - that's adultery, Jeff' makes Suzie the MVP of this show.

[@johnposnaidis]

You gotta love the way Jeff says yeaah..

[@thatsrandom737]

What a little yenta!!!! LOL

[@ashfordnkosi2011]

i am a 100% percent sure that Jeff was imagining Cheryl when he did his business in the guest room.

[@stevesmith9221]

@jam of fog I think she's great

[@SRNF]

She acts like he finished on her face or something, relax girl.

[@drek273]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[@AD-kd8vq]

this video is literally missing the best part, where jeff admits it. "it... it was me"

[@8002spirgnob]

Ok so you've seen the show. Great.

[@Reizermo]

"Her girlfriend Ted" - little throw away lines like that are hilarious!

[@james2155]

It’s so funny seeing them argue like children

[@bigboat8329]

2:45 "YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEMEN OUTSIDE OF OUR HOME, JEFF?" 😂

[@a26z1c2b3]

I like Jeff's resonse at 2:40 haha.

[@luvpreetsingh8020]

I bought a subscription so that I can watch the curb episodes. But I still watch these clips more than the episodes.

[@goggy6850]

This show is so much funnier and real than any show

[@bernhardkopf7866]

I must have watched this scene 20 times. What a genius!

[@torontoBluejays87]

XD..."You brought your semen outside our home?!?!" Fuck me, that killed me..

[@TabsT-vy5jy]

This show is pure gold

[@ForeignAid]

the "okay" at 3:02

[@Rizzo5785]

What a little yenta!!! Priceless

[@brandonm1881]

This show is like dry anxiety therapy, i dont know why i keep coming back

[@ZeeZeeFaa]

I was so happy when Larry and cheryl seperated. I couldnt live with her. Would rather live with Leon

[@chris1546]

"FINE..fine, IM BANNED! "DONT COME BACK!!!!!!" "DONT WORRY I WONT!" XD

[@ProXyFullBack]

The way Jeff says “yeah” as if he’s cool with it and it’s a normal thing 😂

[@poochgod]

I gotta agree with Leon man, something sexy about Susie putting her foot down not gonna lie

[@Isleofskye]

so what yuh deh seh mek wuleepa sense mi bredda

[@bennylevine387]

I like that in these situations, Susie just gets mad at all parties involved.

[@LilMOMMAson]

“Yea, her girlfriend, Ted.” Lmao

[@michaelkuznar7396]

"I've never masturbated at someone's house" "Good for you" Dead 🤣

[@joeyfitz9]

Susie is one of my favorite all time characters.

[@backyardjuggler]

The look on Susie's face as she turns around to resume her punishment of Jeff...

[@woozycoot]

“YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEAMEN, OUTSIDE THIS HOME?!?!” 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@evp500]

😂😂😂😂 “I punish my husband”

[@Homeschoolsw6]

3:14..." I punish my husband. "

[@nobleepentertainment]

"Whats going to happen if I don't tell?"

[@StevenCampbell1955]

I am only here to see Larry thrown out of the house again.

[@raz318]

Love Jeff’s break at the line “You masturbate in this house and this house alone!” I have no idea how they are ever able to play straight!

[@irisphotographie5]

I’d love a friendship like this one.

[@corteztheinfinite9440]

If You Have A "Friend" Like Ted.. 🗣️GET RID OF THAT GUY

[@pantone95330]

Love the dialogs in this sitcom, great mix of shit talk and sophisticated vocabulary

[@goldbigeagle6772]

Ted was working the Cheryl option (and prob others) angle the whoooole time

[@renzokukenleneyoyo522]

Susie disciplines Jeff like I discipline my dogs XD Same tone same gestures

[@bobbymobay]

I absolutely love her!!! Sooo many good lines and her delivery?!?! Funny!!!

[@jkumar8]

In classic form, he asks Susie, "What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" HAHAHA!!!

[@moe6]

Brilliance all the way from scripting to naming of the episode. The anonymous donor applies on Geoff donating sperm anonymously in LDs house

[@songswithryan]

Shit I never got that double meaning! This is one of Susie's best diatribes-she goes full beast mode. What a boss!

[@vincematthews9790]

“Who’d you said we’s who I was banned from the house?” 😂Jeff fumbling his words and Susie’s reaction 😆

[@str8cash113]

I'm immediately driving to Ted's house and we gonna have some words.

[@psteinb2000]

I love Suzie so much

[@connorhillis7135]

larry will inevitably get kicked out of any house he enters