curb your memes to watch instead of sleeping

[@juliejulie]

Hey ! I hope you're doing well. I posted another curb your meme compilation :) All the best - julie kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZ2VoI15ntRpgLs

[@eliannamay7313]

Yay

[@eatdatbagel1117]

Thx!

[@youtubebffr]

The most amazing guy to come to when feeling a little depressed

[@lpsquestie3495]

No its a rickroll!!!

[@mayar9928]

I really like how the first guy is almost convinced he’s innocent

[@mayar9928]

*l was using it to call Raj*

[@papaannefranku9693]

"SNOW AND WEED BABY"

[@mayar9928]

Harold Jenkins I don’t care I don’t live in the US and I never said I support what they did or not

[@Nome_utente_generico]

@Harold Jenkins maybe because he was driving

[@realvid2.081]

Why everyone putting Terminator pic on KZbin pic.

[@tropic6159]

imagine if you really just love to eat snow and grass, and you get arrested for drugs

[@hush3956]

My favourite snacks

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Ikr smh

[@playeverything101]

@@CorruptionCL r/woosh

[@socksman9968]

@@CorruptionCL yes its quite tasty although eventually u cant taste it anymore or anything for that matter💁

[@darkseid856]

@@socksman9968 lol

[@Lala-bv2dp]

“Have you used drugs before?” “Only weed, sometimes weed” “Just weed?” “Um little bit of um.. meth”

[@hamzacod8178]

I have no clue, oh my gad

[@cameronporter2055]

Little bit of uh *meth*

[@alex.x605]

Boi pls stop you just exposed urself right there and yall--

[@leverage9585]

He's a genius though, remember anything you say can be used against you

[@jiggajigjones8210]

I have no clue

[@kylejonas3875]

*taps woman on the back of the head* “Call a doctor, she struck her in the eye!”

[@capncake8837]

Kyle Jonas 69th like.

[@AdzeHD]

And those are the people ment to serve justice lmfao what a joke..

[@xXgoldfistXx]

dude those sound effect have me fuckin dead

[@SdoubleA]

The anger management classes got me

[@KJB-46]

She had to stand up to fall over

[@fredman2640]

That woman who got "hit in the eye" looked like she was faking a sports injury.

[@henryreusch6313]

Good observation

[@shawnsiya4132]

She'd do well in soccer.

[@weg5856]

Shawn Siya what is soccer?

[@shawnsiya4132]

@@weg5856 Football. The game in which people run around a field while fighting for possession of a spherical ball.

[@weg5856]

Shawn Siya ah yes I'm familiar with football

[@tombanks1839]

I wanna be friends with that bookstore cashier. He's so chill.

[@lanethomas812]

You know that wasn’t real right?

[@pilotmatthew1787]

Same if you find him send him to me

[@DenDen0074]

i can't understand anything after she started screaming :D ;-;

[@lanethomas812]

Gangster of Love yes

[@znightowlz6585]

Lane Thomas no. Stop spreading misinformation

[@rielitty]

_sNoW anD wEEd baBy_

[@GrenadeFlung911]

W33d*

[@pleaseenterusernamehere]

damb, didn't expect to see you here

[@Joever5634]

He just wanted to get some bob and vegana

[@panicfarm9874]

Drugs and black people

[@yoggz]

I believe him tbh lol

[@adeadheart1377]

Plot twist: she has a third eye on the back of her head

[@ashleypisarts]

lmao

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

*_Hold up_*

[@clutchr6688]

The best flop in history😂

[@okay8632]

@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 AYE!

[@moosedraw3731]

“I’m not a rich kid” BUT MY BMW is coming, AND MY MUMS BENZ IS MINE NOW.

[@UncleTeeg]

I think he was trying to be sarcastic 😂 but honestly idk

[@bchapman3146]

Leave blazendary alone lol😂😂

[@UncleTeeg]

CHXP facts 🤣

[@Boxxcutter]

fucking disgusting.

[@wilnage5586]

It was prob a joke you can't be that dumb

[@patricksobb]

"She was fined $1500 and sentenced to 100 hours community service, the victim has been approached by numerous Italian Serie A and La Liga clubs.

[@Atrain580]

only the elite will understand this

[@jimmoefoe1471]

@@Atrain580 STFU you ain't elites. Most football fans are deluded pussies and it's highly likely you are one too.

[@khaliqanifowoshe751]

Jim MoeFoe relax bud

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

“

[@gabriel.6965]

@@Atrain580 i didnt watch football in 10 years and understood it stfu

[@PichDextro]

That "She hit her in the eye" shit really got me. Like imagine touching someone with a piece of paper and almost killing that person...

[@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx]

i mean she didn't almost kill the person, that fall wasn't exactly remotely believable.

[@PichDextro]

@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx I was joking with "killing her". Of course that fall was faked as hell. A blind person could see that... xD

[@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx]

@@PichDextro idk that was a pretty brutal slap

[@PichDextro]

@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx Yeah true, I give you that

[@confusedbakugo1373]

I think the "anger management" part was the funniest. I mean that was unrelenting fury in that strike.

[@planetbizo408]

Old grandma hits lady at the back of the head Woman: *EPILEPTIC SEIZURE* Man: “hE hIT HeR iN tHE EyE”

[@jack04091]

THANOS babaji what are you talking abt

[@paulhyde8817]

Neymar's granny

[@howlongcanyoumakeyournameo7060]

PlanetBizo taps* lady on back of head😂

[@alzicario3466]

Typical White Karen behavior

[@skellynator]

This comment made me laugh way too much, thanks

[@naterk9460]

"She was fined fifteen hundred dollars. All of that money went to acting classes for the victim."

[@madebybroovy]

And was paid for an ice pack for her eye

[@sirgo0se97]

I love how she just took a moment to decide how to react 😂

[@bowlcut7214]

They should have used that money to hire somebody to watch the security cameras

[@archington1851]

05:19 yeah forgot the eye was on the back of our heads

[@KaraokeNig]

That was common soccer dive, she did it for the team. Coach slapped her butt cheek on the way to the showers.

[@mecasunny]

Well you have at least on eye on the back...if you know what I mean..

[@AaronUnknownPerformance]

Even the major is a liar

[@dandazed5846]

She must’ve been a teacher.

[@1yearago491]

Would explain a lot of with politicians tbh

[@fransalvino8]

*hits in back of head* “She hit that women in the eye!”

[@asdfghjkl-oo7lv]

Call a DOCTOR!!!

[@nicklorigo3507]

she needs some MILK

[@carnagezone4268]

Congratulation, you understood a meme/joke.

[@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065]

She really does have eyes on the back of her head

[@yeonwoo6697]

{*and I oop-*} lol

[@xenic5227]

IM CHOKING ON MY LAUGHTER "what is a homophobe?" "uh...someone who doesn't like gay people...?" *subtle nod "oh, i just said homophobe, didn't i?"

[@dovahkiin52]

That one was great, she is looking at him like wtf did you just say. Only to be wrong herself

[@beebisceebis]

Lol

[@dovahkiin52]

@Axiom Steel26 homophone

[@StarryNightt.]

@Axiom Steel26 I think she meant to say homonym lol

[@mog8506]

Yes I know that is what happened I’m not dumb idiot

[@creepierflame10]

I can't believe that dude tried to throw his wife under the bus like that. Whack lol

[@idontcarebut9212]

I am pretty sure the dude did not want to lose his job. If his wife gets in trouble he can bail her out but if he gets in trouble then he loses everything.

[@idontcarebut9212]

Q wait? When did I say I support it? Damn thanks for telling me MY opinion. I think you misunderstood my explanation as support. Reread it and find where it says that I think what he did was good.

[@andris6273]

@CreepierFlame they probably consulted with each other it was the best decision to do. Considering he could lose his job and probably everything they have without that job. She might be unemployed or if she wasnt, surely not as well paying as his job.

[@somedorkfromspace]

@@idontcarebut9212 he doesnt deserve his job if he's stealing from people there

[@Aemond2024]

THEY GOTTA GO BACK

[@Spider_punk03]

“Hit her eye” *Hits back of head*

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Hokuto Shinken is invincible

[@davidedvardsen5053]

The judge who sentenced her should honestly never be in court again. Like... Look at the security footage maybe?

[@jamesgames9570]

That lady flopped harder than Lebron

[@Weppo.]

Why did she fell of a chair when hit on the head with a book

[@Spider_punk03]

Weppo faking it to look like she suffered to make others feel bad for her or something.

[@daniellahayde9621]

*gets hit on the back of head* *carefully gets out of chair and rolls on the ground*

[@viman4207]

Neymar mon

[@princess1peach]

Lol that lady was being super extra

[@slorky3936]

*neymar style*

[@impaired2469]

That is my little brother

[@impaired2469]

When I hit him

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

The bookstore one was actually a weird viral marketing attempt for the book.

[@bogent2039]

Invidious Ignoramus u forgot to say plot twist ;)

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

@@bogent2039 No, I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to say that.

[@bogent2039]

@@InvidiousIgnoramus whoah ok boomer

[@onthewattle]

Bogent203 ya blew it

[@bogent2039]

Elmer Adkins no shit

[@TheG_Boy]

*Gets slapped with paper* *Dies*

[@pertlicious7083]

That one made me so angry honestly. Has she considered playing soccer?

[@killermemestar5135]

Gets hit in head “Ow mY eYe”

[@expiredlamb2000]

Is allergies. Like, everyone knows paper allergy is a thing!

[@elisaw.5449]

Pertlicious Oh my god yes😂😂 exactly my thought😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

The lady should learn not to play the victim

[@Jeric-gq7pr]

The ‘hit her in the eye’ one made me so angry. 100 hours of community service. Joke

[@dieteticaura7343]

Eric Jenkins don’t forget the $1500 fine

[@hairyputter5363]

I guess you need to attend anger management classes too

[@jasonmartin4775]

Did NO ONE in the court think to check the tape?

[@eureka0521]

@@jasonmartin4775 I'm sure they did, it still goes down as assault which is a joke. A friend of mine stole a couple butterfingers once and gave me one(I was made an accomplice). We got caught I had to do 100 hrs community service and 3 jury duty's to not have "theft" on my record for a fcking candy bar.

[@jean-alexandre5594]

@@eureka0521 it's still theft tho

[@archiesutherland6127]

Who is Susan?

[@towelie9073]

Nasus

[@no-won]

It's illegal for cops to go through phones like that btw

[@MrGEORGETHOMPS]

Insane Brain no it’s not

[@susanb5401]

Pretty sure its me

[@alberto1085]

I have no clue

[@stormysamreen7062]

0:05 All i did was weed 4:00 All i did was read

[@bilalthefighter829]

lol

[@frizzttymto]

and they both didn’t do any of it!

[@MultiZombie115]

7:18 All I did was steal

[@PKINGU]

Coincidence... I THINK NOT!

[@brookoffthehook5166]

Just making sure you guys are watching with Wi-fi and not cellular Data

[@ZYBERPUNKZ]

BrookOffTheHook thank you brave soldier

[@MacMac548]

Papa bless

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

Thanks I checked I forget I turn it off sometimes if the wifi isnt working right

[@oaso235]

not all heroes wear capes

[@Kay_213_]

(Slowly backs outta this thread)

[@adrithewhiteperson7675]

*TAPS WOMAN WITH PAPER* Woman: AaaAAaAaHhH!!!!!!

[@MigL_]

AdriTheWhitePerson its like soccer

[@pianostuff2731]

@@MigL_ THE BACK OF THE HEAD: THE LAW: she just struck her in the eye its like football with outright cheating, sports is fairer than politics confirmed

[@UKFX]

These fakers should be the ones in jail.

[@mrbiscuits915]

I hope to god the mayor and his ally aren't employed after that corrupt sideshow.

[@abhyudaysinghparmar6055]

That book must have been poisoned

[@fartonaut2291]

*"Oh I said homophobe didn't I?"*

[@antikokalis]

I didn't get this one. Can you please explain?

[@Havs122]

Me too

[@koolstargirl23579]

@@antikokalis I think she was supposed to say another word than homophobe, idrk to be honest😂

[@antikokalis]

@Coca cola Thanx. I saw elsewhere that the word was "homophone"

[@Okartel]

D And she got triggered

[@jackdonohue7893]

The Stephen King lady one is a skit and shouldn’t be here

[@ilikeboys2944]

Yea

[@egg69420]

But bruh it’s still funny

[@ilikeboys2944]

Big noob Me big roux This isn’t about being funny it’s about itony

[@Kevin-McLaughlin]

@@egg69420 I have more roux than you

[@darryl2542]

The Jimmy Kimmel one shouldn't, either.

[@ellyana4992]

Why is this suggested when im going to sleep?

[@slybeaster3552]

Θανάτος same

[@billiebarillie4943]

Same here

[@traceyjarvis5934]

SAME

[@kbworshipmusic8668]

Endless battlr

[@kbworshipmusic8668]

Mobile legends

[@zaddy4829]

Lady that got “struck in the eye” at 5:10 would make a great soccer player

[@Xploder7000]

Mike Hunt Football

[@toolazytochange5045]

Jonsifan Futbol

[@slothszn7509]

Too Lazy To Change Fútbol

[@moonpatrol9717]

Have you ever met Mike Hock?

[@sofia9072]

Grizzly bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ football

[@bongo1392]

Oh right zoella still exists

[@ethmaforever4608]

I rember when my 8 year old self begged my mum to get her book. I hate myself

[@clarenceclarence9529]

Oh yeah yeah

[@thatoneguy2628]

ethma forever my best friend got me one of her books as a gift

[@InsanePigeon]

Who?

[@largeandmildlythreateningr2966]

oh shit she does doesn't she

[@elir.8300]

*literally anything ironic: happens* Executive producer: Larry David

[@bleb2771]

Hotel: Trivago

[@qwertty5939]

@IllumiNaughty amazing joke

[@ye-3026]

I wanna know from what movie that is

[@qwertty5939]

@Sum Ting Wong its from Seinfeld, I believe

[@elir.8300]

Sum Ting Wong curb your enthusiasm

[@adimitri6445]

I’m not the biggest kimmel fan but it’s not like that envelope ordeal was his fault

[@ryanbrown7440]

yeah. wasnt even the fault of the poor people who read it, they gave them the wrong envelope :(

[@hairyputter5363]

"Why can't you just keep it" This is what he said. 😂😂

[@GIboy1990]

Can you really blame a guy that doesnt produce any origional content, and had a team of writers underneath him? The dude literally just reads a script.

[@yoZuby]

GIboy1990 trump supporter 😂

[@autechrefan1395]

@@yoZuby you're moronic as fuck

[@TheSubwizzle]

The 'homophone/homophobe' Freudian slip Ellen made was hilarious lmao

[@Waelly17]

Lmao thats legit what my mom would do

[@Enrique-peralta]

The poor guy was confused. Is this a trick question you bitch?

[@PBM24]

I didn’t get that one

[@ewankennedy5769]

@@PBM24 homophone and homophobe are two words that mean very different things. One is words that sound similar and another is someone who hates gay people

[@yeetman6955]

@@ewankennedy5769 how ironic

[@stockloc]

Woman slaps woman in head with magazine. "Oaaah!" *woman does backflip onto floor* Mayor of the courtroom: "She hit her in the eye"

[@Runescapebones]

what would happen if she was hit harder would she have died?

[@amyseal9623]

More like taps

[@agentsmith9858]

@Michael Klump the rock would be jelaous, i reffering to the stunner he selled against austin

[@bedbug9130]

I mean she should still be arrested

[@agirlwithdreams15]

BedBug No she shouldn't have been

[@hsimmons7334]

TSA needs to get their act together, this is why people hate bag checks and searches, nobody wants people snooping through their stuff

[@jockin]

But if they dont search next thing you know there will be a 9/11 #2

[@hsimmons7334]

@@jockin 😬

[@apollo6718]

Jockin lol they TSA fail at there job

[@MuayThaiSabaiSabai]

Jockin yea, bc people smuggle planes in their pockets.

[@mn-vu5de]

@@MuayThaiSabaiSabai personally I have a little universe in my bags.

[@Murphy2043]

Bookstore lady is actually pretending to be the antagonist in the movie Misery.

[@pieterd3408]

I was already questioning if I was the only person who noticed that. Luckily not.

[@socksman9968]

She was still annoying af surely she could have found a better place to pull a stunt like that people tryna have peace and quiet in the library then this bitch comes in screaming bloody muder

[@SuperTbng]

Thank you

[@vc9491]

she reminded me of shrek when he started screaming at the birthday party

[@dohnboe6323]

The bookstore, what a stage.....

[@Crack3erG]

"I can order it for you, or check if any nearby stores have it.....................................mam"

[@euc5957]

The hero we need

[@moomoomoomuu]

whooosh! Misery is a novel by Stephen king that consists of a woman named Annie who is obsessed with an author named Paul Sheldon, his novels revolve around a character named misery

[@NiferWee]

it was staged. She's part of a theatre group and this was a promo they did back in 2011

[@jegrif123]

Just watch the movie and you’ll get the reference, she’s impersonating Kathy Bates

[@BeezOne84]

Thanks, I couldn't clearly understand what he said.

[@jakeaveny]

I feel like the curb meme was misused in a lot of these

[@SpaceJamzzz]

honestly like 95% of curb memes are misused :(

[@knugenavswarje734]

somebody call the meme police

[@patanjalilemonsquashimmortal]

That's right but open Instagram now, it's a really bad situation

[@eliseo5416]

Only about two of the memes in this video used the meme correctly

[@FMArose1]

Can you please explain the right use? I sadly never understood the point they were trying to make.

[@gunfighterdrummer]

5:00 Imagibe getting a 1500 dollar and 100 hours community service just for fanning someones head with a magazine. Hahaha

[@alexs6746]

Welcome to the American legal system

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

Imagine being arrested, charged, and found guilty for saying something rude online. Welcome to the European justice system

[@lzasyr]

Fuck this, Canada here I come!

[@GamingIncMasterTroll]

Imagibe

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

@@GamingIncMasterTroll holy shit I didn't notice that.

[@iamrolfie3755]

Elen was so triggered until she realized her accident

[@JamieR1988]

Yep. Her face was a picture! She's an idiot nowadays. She used to be quite funny, but she gets offended over the littlest things and also treats people like shit if they don't agree with her. She's a bully

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

I don't think she was triggered, it's more like she thpught that the guy was stupid and waited for the audience to laugh, only to see that nobody was laughing and from that realized her mistake.

[@thunderz8595]

Jamie Reid “littlest” man some people don’t know grammar....

[@Nicole-qe7vc]

​@@JamieR1988 Haha she wasn't offended she was just confused by his answer. He didn't even say anything that could be offensive.

[@dimazagungprakoso1941]

No this is what happens if you say a word very often its automatically recorded by your brain to say those word very easily. You know she is lesbian and shit and pretty much a feminist maybe so you know they very often throw those homophobe word around to everyone

[@aurourus6894]

pretty sure that rich kid thing was a deliberate joke on his part

[@sfuikm]

Eltaccos Neczy No its not, do you even know what a woosh is?

[@sfuikm]

Eltaccos Neczy what?

[@zab0r]

woosh

[@karimlel4201]

Ciminan Woooosh

[@cbs1n15]

@@karimlel4201 woosh

[@dewgames1862]

“I’m not a rich kid” *Proceeds to take his mother’s Benz to school*

[@franco0-0]

DewGames we can see that

[@BiggusDickus79]

I'm pretty sure he was trying to make a self aware joke. Granted he came across as a smug arsehole, but I don't think that one was a good meme.

[@watchvideos3210]

I’m pretty sure he was addressing that ppl say his mom and dad buy his clothes

[@hunterb1435]

Y’all prolly don’t even know blazendary like that

[@watchvideos3210]

Hunter B I like some of the stuff he post but not a lot of it

[@lachatnoir1127]

The girl who "wrote the book" clearly has never read due to her very limited vocabulary

[@babatunde8557]

That girl is actually zoella lol

[@eirikengevik9826]

ً ٍ 1. Fuck Zoella. 2. No one asked

[@jamiekavanagh8841]

Eirik Engevik she constantly scams her children fan base by using shit that’s not hers and selling for a blown up price like her calendar she shouldn’t be on youtube

[@nxt5817]

Because everyone knows using big words every other word makes you smart

[@TypetwoAbsolute]

@@nxt5817 It does identify that you memorized a lot of words, probably by reading a lot. You would might even say they don't have a limited vocabulary. =)

[@johnhenderson5041]

Back of head = eye

[@thegrizzly7402]

Oh yeah yeah

[@johnhenderson5041]

The Grizzly I like touching rusty spoon

[@antonlauritsen9041]

Obviously.

[@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up]

Oh blyat blyat

[@maple9502]

Hubert Cumberdale oh yhea yhea

[@borismuller86]

2:16 holy shit Ryan Gosling switched the envelopes.

[@kalejuice5701]

Wait, what? My dumbass keeps missing it. :0

[@sorayajuste9664]

I don't see it lol😂😂😂😂

[@ciaoboy9968]

Caleb _ I i think op means Ryan Gosling was behind the mix-up, like backstage or something.

[@niyomi3607]

*Ryan ross*

[@berylorcales408]

@@niyomi3607 lmao brendon is shaking

[@haily1208]

THAT MAN TRIED TO RAt OUT HIS WIFE ARE U KIDDING ME LMAOOOO

[@gutwounds]

Probably the only parent with a job so he told her to take the fall and he will keep bringing home paychecks for them

[@70spoem]

DIVORCE

[@asdfghjkl-oo7lv]

The wife STOLE it tho

[@asdfghjkl-oo7lv]

It is true. I saw her. I was the metal detector.

[@asdfghjkl-oo7lv]

@@gutwounds it's a joke dumb ass

[@eli.325]

*Gets hit in the back of head with some paper* *_has seizure_*

[@Lana-ie5qy]

SHe jUst gOt hiT in tHe EYE

[@midasvannoorden7862]

7:08 i was hoping so hard for the alarm to go of on their own iPad

[@guacamoli7]

Comic Creatorz 2 now it has 125. Good job, your comment is absolutely worthless!

[@brianbadonde9251]

@@thecomiccreatorz7501 *you're

[@brianbadonde9251]

@@thecomiccreatorz7501 np

[@morecutsmoreblood2818]

Off*

[@badgershade8119]

@@guacamoli7 ok boomer

[@AfendZz]

The priest shown at 8:18 is the 3rd highest ranking catholic and head of the catholic church in Australia. He was just convicted of Pedophilia last week.

[@Jordan22220]

It's a hit job. He's innocent

[@giahuy7109]

Jordan Robertson what is hit job?

[@asupremum1246]

Religious people are the biggest sinners.

[@HeyoitGeo]

Fern Benjamin yes and just got 6 years I think

[@LE0NSKA]

wow. I'm so surprised

[@Drum3rboi3838]

the fat girl in the library is actually her imitating a character from the stephen king book/movie misery. good movie

[@iLoafCallumKay]

I laugh my ass off everytime somebody thinks it's real XD

[@BoBBaB0oN]

well, she is fat.

[@jimnosnow4484]

There were lots of girls in the library. Might not have known which one they meant. You assumed which one they meant so you’re as bad.

[@Drum3rboi3838]

@@MagiskAntirrhinum ok?

[@vallinbenjamin4873]

xXRyoko GimaXx Actually, she's fat as fuck ...

[@forexsniper6061]

8:08 I want be an Aryan and that is my final solution to this question

[@stevenfriedman2902]

I did Nazi that coming

[@alexs6746]

Steven Friedman I was not prepared for your reply

[@crazyk2600]

I am an Aryan

[@beaubigd8153]

What does Aryan mean

[@DanishThug29]

Beau BigD master race, it’s this nazi ideology that essentially means that that Germans and other Europeans are the top racial hierarchy. They believe they are superior to other races.

[@rk3340]

5:10 rare footage of Neymar’s grandma

[@gecko7167]

best comment

[@Spadez_Codm]

Holy crap the most underrated comment

[@JaImEdxIII]

💀💀💀

[@isabella5322]

RK 740 hahaha

[@ahsanabbas1397]

Nice observation 😁

[@tombarrett212]

Dude just leaning in while shes shouting. "I can order it for you." Made my day.

[@stockloc]

He's so helpful. He is a good cashier. I like him.

[@Alice45894]

And she just stands there like bitch you're ruining my moment😂

[@Cat-vs7rc]

poor guy

[@kevinjohnson6549]

Shits fake tho

[@arronmathew7154]

Sorry to say but it's a fake

[@dedox6749]

5:15 That was the most extra, fake, and unnecessary fall. And then he’s gonna say “He hit her right in the eye”

[@Potato-fw1hj]

Mlbb players wants to know your location.

[@mjtraeger_official]

"I'm not a Rich Kid™" **has red seatbelts**

[@pandafish1437]

omfg this made me realise zoella still exists

[@WildVee]

Eh she aint relevant

[@renyputman7118]

fweh don’t worry beside the ridiculously overpriced advent calendar of last year you did not miss a thing. Fame really got to her

[@jess1ca547]

Michael Klump zoella like most KZbinrs works very hard and deserves everything she has people need to stop hating on her and honestly she’s one of the only KZbinrs that still does normal videos instead of ‘burning my $1,000,000 gucci bag’ bullshit

[@hazel5634]

Jessica Low what is with this obsession with "deserving" and entitlement? It's a toxic mindset that's getting embedded into society. She neither deserves nor doesn't deserve all of the fame, fortune and power, she just has it. You think she works harder than people in third world; Who reap very little from their work? Shouldn't they "deserve" even more then, by your logic? It's bullshit

[@jess1ca547]

prowlers it’s also my opinion you think zoella doesn’t deserve it and doesn’t work hard I disagree so please respect my opinion and I’ll respect yours I don’t care about what’s toxic because in my opinion all the hate comments about her are toxic

[@its1899]

*lightly hits in the back of the head with a notebook* "ShE sTrUcK tHaT wOmAn In ThE eYe"

[@oskariarino3014]

"She should be arrested"

[@asdfghjkl-oo7lv]

"Call a doctor"

[@10000subswithnovideos.]

*”Yes please move the electric chair to over here”*

[@funnemonkee2]

Lightly touches*

[@yuzuki234]

P

[@declanfraney6372]

Damn that TSA dude blaming his wife though

[@johndoesson]

Logical decision, trying to save himself from losing his job. My guess, hes the provider, shes the "home wife".

[@marlonarancibia3247]

Fucking got a job for a national agency and decided to fuck it up, serves him right.

[@ekoms108]

Nah. Hes gay.

[@momobunny2456]

Declan F. Lmfao

[@achilles_kbab]

And wearing an Army shirt. What a disgrace.

[@oswaldgunnifry303]

i love that its larry who walks out in the last clip because he doesnt want to get mauled

[@Ojj2002]

executive producer larry david

[@The_Torpid_Tad]

@@Ojj2002 Absolutely no one commented about that!

[@joerogansdmtpipe727]

@@The_Torpid_Tadexactly! Like wtf that’s executive producer Larry David 😂 that’s where the damn outdo comes from , his show

[@92brunod]

@@The_Torpid_Tad Huh? That's the only reason the clip is in there. It isn't even a curb momento. No one commented about it because it's obvious.

[@LittleThings98]

Nobody comments about the guy who stole the fcking IPad 💀

[@Eliteerin]

it was my wife

[@raidenthekat2444]

You did

[@thesonofandalusia3082]

@@Eliteerin TRUE

[@baileyy24]

Yea and BLAMES IT ON HIS WIFE

[@pablos5364]

dis ipa not mine sir, mai waif took it

[@cyrilgigee4630]

DeWitt: Taps lady in back of the head. Lady: *falls over and starts rolling around and screaming* Mayor: She hit her right in the eye. Right in the eye.

[@emperortbw402]

A performance worthy of a European football match.

[@fezzik7619]

Thanks for writing that out. We never would have discerned all of that from the video. Dumbass

[@waterhigh]

@@fezzik7619 Someone needs a nap.

[@sumaiyazaman8126]

WTF, I feel so bad for the woman going to be put in the anger management class for nothing. The other woman should be put in an anatomy class, I think.

[@Masterscheffe]

just don't touch other people nor annoy them with your stupid shit.

[@ImperatorClass]

Who gives a Fuck how over the top she was, don't assault someone.

[@abc-eb4zh]

Yeah that was a bit of an over the top punishment

[@smackbarm_peywet6533]

jesse watt im sorry but wtf world are you living in where touching the back of somones head with paper is assault. bet you're the guy in the video that said "she hit her in the eye" fucking pussy

[@tacotikki251]

Jesse Watt how about you learn what assault is.

[@SailorTeam]

“Do YoU mAkE KoOlAiD?”👁👄👁

[@Paul681513]

The little girls reaction killed me😂

[@marcus3173]

What did he mean by that?

[@OmegaChase1002]

> hits her in the back of the head extremely lightly. > accused of striking her in the eye super hard. what, is that persons eyes in the back of her head?

[@minecr4ft1z]

just like my mom used to say

[@DaveDexterMusic]

if you're going to hit anyone, lightly or not, you shouldn't have that job

[@OmegaChase1002]

@@DaveDexterMusic They still way overreacted.

[@GiulianoM14]

White middle aged women, yes.

[@jayem7773]

That takes the phrase "I've got eyes in the back of my head" to a new level. 😑

[@visibleconfusion9894]

the TSA people can take stuff like that and get away with it? thats really messed up

[@jkid1134]

If I leave my iPad in the airport the first person who finds it will take it??

[@bullfrog098]

Dude tf last I saw you, you had 4k subs

[@akaherb8815]

W O W W H A T A N O R I G I N A L I D E A F O R A C H A N N E L

[@dr.funkenstein9790]

That’s the government for you

[@obisidianusyuh9721]

Just subbed keep up the good content dude. 👍

[@niklasneighbor6726]

*slaps woman with a paper in the back of head * SHE STRUCK HER IN THE EYE!

[@turtleanton6539]

😂😂

[@burritochampion3169]

She damaged her occipital lobe lol

[@okay8632]

lmao and it's on camera, derp!

[@anactualalpaca7016]

White America at it's finest

[@tolkienfan4815]

I hate that the lady was fined, everyone is such a wimp.

[@cv2594]

"I have snow and weed baby we party 2 a lil" Lmao they ruined his whole dam night!

[@_mchy]

$1,500 fine for a “hit” in the back of the head. Damn, if i my parents could pay me $1,500 for every time they hit me, I’d be rich. 😂🤠

[@Partyfreaker]

I guess they never miss, huh?

[@_mchy]

Partyfreakers you gotta boyfriend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya

[@suhdude9560]

@@_mchy MWAH

[@tjayb1106]

He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

[@imsorrydbw]

B*tches Broken Hearts id be able to pay America's taxes

[@thatcece08]

3:20 “do you make Kool- aid” How outta pocket is that 😭 And bElla knew 😭😭

[@KmLa7]

Cierra Downing lmaooooo

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Was it necessarily racial though? He might just drink it with his cobbler.

[@olic.4141]

TheTaterTotP80 seemed racial

[@angelherrera5240]

TheTaterTotP80 kool aid sucks water is better

[@zoffdestinygames]

I don´t get the joke here xd

[@500bordenz]

Woman: QUIT. INTERRUPTING ME. *they stop interrupting her* Woman: that's all. I think they should've stopped there, that would be funnier

[@PairsOfDuals]

I think it was just edited like that just to show the conflict between the two. I don't think she actually went straight from, "Quit interrupting me," to, "That's all."

[@jas6919]

PairsOfDuals i think she did

[@Deedeedoodad]

zoella’s book was by far the worst 15 dollars my 12 year old self has ever bought

[@rell6837]

6:13 *"Ma'am?"*

[@Kay_213_]

You okay?

[@Centre14]

TJ2LJ i didn't get it. what was happening?

[@Kay_213_]

He was quoting the employee

[@Centre14]

《REÐJIVE》 i mean why was the lady angry

[@Kay_213_]

I have that same question

[@a.edw.160]

5:14 My mom always said she had eyes in the back of her head. I guess all women do.

[@spawnoftacobell1644]

“ *Gets tapped on the head* “ *Dramatically rolls onto the floor* Edit: Wtf people how many of you actually liked reading my sorry excuse of humour?

[@kirin2915]

E

[@blubblab4238]

Kay’s Good Cooking Cult socer explained

[@sammilliken158]

Yeet

[@blek_sheep]

thats Neymar mom's... 😂😂😂

[@heyweeniejr8759]

Kay’s Good Cooking Cult 700th like

[@UncleYis]

Who else is actually watching this instead of sleeping

[@MeowMixMatthew]

Me

[@northernkaiser7979]

Well everyone here

[@isaacdamm8945]

😭

[@joesmith831]

Me lol

[@getrektmemes1883]

Lightly taps woman on head *F I N E D*

[@princess1peach]

That's Americans Were full of 😾

[@stephanie6665]

GetRektMeme I guess that kid who threw a paper ball at me should be FINDED

[@Igneeka]

Nah dude she *struck* her in the eye Clearly

[@allroundhistory7051]

Igneeka yea lol😛

[@coolmetin02]

I was actually about to sleep and saw the title and had to watch it.

[@TheBendermen]

Same fam. 3:33 AM.

[@dylanhughs316]

Legit same 5 30 am

[@silascrawford8178]

Same

[@PedroSantos-ru9uw]

Do you play metin2?

[@MillanXV]

Same

[@Snowclimb]

6:03 GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE... NO A PROMATION. *GIVE HIM THE ENTIRE STORE HES SO NICE AND FUNNY*

[@josephtaylor1009]

thesnowbaccagamer I can order it for you

[@fionabrennan9148]

Wait do you know what he said? Haha cause I couldn’t understand him for some reason.

[@mrflibble1259]

@@fionabrennan9148 "I can order it for you, or see if another store nearby might have it"

[@fionabrennan9148]

Mr Flibble Ah, okay. Thanks lol!

[@DarkBoishere]

Now he's the king of wakanda

[@caterpillerr]

*Literally lives as if he were in GTA and was given modded money* “I try not to live my life thinking about money because money doesn’t make me happy.”

[@paolobrigante1761]

No one: *Man comes in with wild cat* Larry David: aight I’m a head out.

[@holdencommodorehsv]

Smart man fk what others think sense danger I'm out

[@theoroost5823]

That isnt a cat..

[@julianarias5616]

Definitely a cat, look up the definition of Felidae

[@318ci]

Yeah it's hard to be a head out these days

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Honestly same tho

[@spethmanjones2997]

8:00 “how... how high is the United States?” Not as high as you are, buddy

[@mjstc7893]

Can you explain what was was wrong with his statement? I can't understand what he was saying.

[@Noxlla]

He said he wanted to go high enough above the United States to become an air-ian, which sounds like Aryan which was used a long time ago to depict “a master race of non-Jewish caucasians”.

[@johnnywhiteshoe]

@@Noxlla it's still used, bro lol i mean, it was used a long time ago. it still is, but it used to be too

[@niklasneighbor6726]

Im sure if aliens fucked up our gravity and made floating islands, this would be decided

[@niklasneighbor6726]

zimThuet BTW, could you not shoot when people storm Area 51? Thanks, it would make the raid easier. (Even tho 1 guard wouldn’t make much difference)

[@James-sk3nm]

Taps back of head with piece of paper *$1500 FINE*

[@Icetea-2000]

Yeah but what’s the point of doing this as a professional anyway

[@cazek445]

VIPER ASSASSIN welcome to the Netherlands

[@achilles_kbab]

If the person that hit her had been a man, he would've been arrested for assault

[@James-sk3nm]

@@achilles_kbab yeah then a bunch of feminists would react

[@austinearle4698]

She got hit in the eye

[@sxysteve87]

Girl in the bookstore was acting. She is being the character from the book misery looking for the book misery.

[@edwardshaw1743]

Me: *Hits younger sibling* Younger sibling: 5:12

[@socksman9968]

5:18 ur mom seeing u "hit" ur brother

[@puurrrr]

Haha that would be my older brother

[@aoifefitzgerald7379]

This is too underrated

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

I'm not a rich kid guys. *proceeds to brag about a bmw* Okay. PLEASE stop. I beg of you. This comment is a joke. it's satire. Stop flooding the comment thread.

[@alekspank5679]

AccountOverII there’s some really cheap bmw’s lmao. What’s the definition of rich anyway?

[@liamdoes8580]

@@alekspank5679 having money in abundance

[@Philmuwon]

That felt a joke tbh

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@alekspank5679 for BMW standards still even 30,000 for a used car is still a lot. Did i mention the video said *his mom is getting a newer car*

[@jackh7977]

@@Cheezy_Bunz his mom gets a new car so he copped her old car

[@XavierMcQueen]

3:10 “Do you make Kool-Aid?” The sarcastic look and shit eating grin that kid gives HAHAHA

[@Filip-jo3gd]

what is kool aid

[@XavierMcQueen]

Filip911 911 Kool-Aid is a brand of juice that has stereotypical association with black people.

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

@@Filip-jo3gd its a stereotype cause get it all black people are poor and buy shitty cheap "juice"

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

@soflay turtles its sarcasm dumbass, im fucking black too

[@eatmyphatphuckingass]

@soflay turtles stfu lmao

[@isaacschmidt1359]

She was just doing the monologue from “Misery”!

[@myspareaccount8113]

I know and so many people are posting the video without giving that context. Its so annoying just do some research people

[@GODSPEE.]

It’s also literally the actor

[@92brunod]

@@GODSPEE. What actor? If you think that's Kathy Bates from the movie Misery, you're wrong.

[@GODSPEE.]

@@92brunod yeah ur right, it’s a fan imitating the character

[@trumpetplayer3002]

5:47 was an act based upon the book "Misery" by Stephen King

[@turtleanton6539]

Yeees

[@innocuousmerchant8766]

I'm surprised this went over so many people's heads.

[@rorydunne1973]

Doy idiot

[@gimbapco1313]

Tyler Walsh ok Tyler

[@madimeyer2862]

@@thebeardedjohn takes one to know one I guess

[@Saddiesinclaire]

The rich kid thing.... i cant Edit: that woman who got “hit in the eye” reminds me of soccer players

[@DutchBane]

We call it doing the neymar

[@mugdhachowdhury5984]

It's called football. Go bacc to kitchen.

[@rupinderscurrypot7614]

@@mugdhachowdhury5984 ayyyyy and you mean school shooters need to go back to their country

[@pirat6911]

Football***

[@TheSands83]

James harden

[@Yxnder]

The one with Jimmy Kimmel was lowkey sad...

[@kahil2482]

Yxnder ツ wasnt his fault though

[@wxedsanddokx]

Fuck that guy, he deserves it

[@carlosgreenwood441]

@@himanshunaidu389 why real question

[@jejejssidiej7274]

Yxnder ツ I didn’t get it, what happened?

[@lorenzoveronese8140]

@@jejejssidiej7274 He announced the wrong movie as the academy award winner.

[@adenarrington7607]

6:00 is an act. She is talking about Paul Sheldon from the movie Misery

[@emilyneff5738]

5:35 when my sibling touches me in front of my parents

[@fatstr]

Y tho

[@Masai69]

read this with no context and without the time stamp

[@phatboi6647]

????????????????

[@jill2757]

Emily Neff unrelated but i wanted to spread a little positivity and say you’re gorgeous girlfriend keep killin it on your channel!! The looks you create are bangin🔥🔥

[@mollieholyoake5122]

Emily Neff and our eyes are also on the back of our heads ... obviously

[@luminous488]

5:40 when a rich person lightly bumps into you

[@keianucharlize]

Women:do I what? Man:MaKe KoOl-AiD *girl side eyes the camera*

[@keeperkai999]

"Sigh~It's happening again...This white dude is destroying his career on TV..."

[@wilsomwilliams6945]

Yeah,pls explain this one to me

[@kabir8371]

Wilsom Williams bcos she black

[@dr.inkwell1070]

@@Riles07 it is literally the same thing

[@dr.inkwell1070]

@@Riles07 no, dick, it is the SAME THING. They are both racist remarks, maybe they have different origins, but its LITERALLY EXACTLY the same thing.

[@Ch9-7708]

The Kimmel one was funny, I didn’t even notice his emotions before

[@bookr1]

I felt bad for Kimmel in that clip. Other curbs in this clip are the result of ignorance or hypocrisy, whereas Kimmel made a mistake.

[@mclovin9151]

@@bookr1 Ya fuck Kimmel he sucks and more people should walk off his show after he says dumb or offensive shit to his guests

[@ШарлиКуин]

Who was the person sitting there? I mean the first guest. Dont recognise him

[@johnnygillan1039]

Шарли Куин Larry David the guy who’s shows theme song is curb meme song

[@hannahcatesilver2154]

i didn’t get that one can someone explain lmao

[@tayacusma2806]

5:23 wtf how in the world did she get fined that much

[@Y3llowBone]

xXPerfectlyWeirdXx that book must be made of stone🤣🤣

[@mr.marmot39]

and its also Amerrica

[@DjVader112]

its here in america,in here you can shoot a robber get sued by said robber and lose.

[@zealandialand2256]

As you Cleary did not see or hear, she got hit in the eye which can cause major damage.

[@DjVader112]

Zealandia Land are we watching the same video? Does she have an eye at the back of her head?

[@zex5876]

1:15 I am not a rich kid, he says as he wears his Supreme top and gold chain.

[@cw7771]

ZEX Oneeyed I think that kinda the point of the joke

[@KEEGAN410]

he says that he made the money from selling and reselling items, yet he has a mercedez that would cost a lot more than he could ever resell.

[@ettiaaroni]

His channel is blazendary, go watch even a bit to understand where he's getting all the money

[@KEEGAN410]

george sotiriou I'm not even sure if he is 18

[@KEEGAN410]

dayrl which is very possible, but I still wouldn't think that reselling would get him two bmw's and one Mercedes amg

[@jordanhubbard1329]

“Hit her right in the eye!”

[@1256778]

Jordan Hubbard *slaps back of head instead*

[@juicythirsty7836]

i love how the person that got hit fell and started to freak out on the floor.

[@Bomberfish795]

@@juicythirsty7836 slowly I might add lmao