Cursed 2010s Commercials

[@greysky1252]

Nobody: Elizabeth Thanos: 👁👄👁

[@emunah8038]

Someone should cast her to play Medusa. The eyes + voice make you hold your breath

[@Mii.2.0]

@@emunah8038 She could easily play as a villain in some gritty action movie. Maybe then she can redeem herself. 😂

[@roxxyfoxify]

That fact that she was “charming” these investors and swaying them with her looks is beyond me.

[@maximumcaffeine6003]

@@roxxyfoxify Simps

[@KingSlimjeezy]

holy fuck lol

[@Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial]

Starting off strong with Diddy

[@COSun25]

I'm scared.

[@johnmartinez7440]

That can't be a real advert, surely? Awful sound quality, poor lighting bizarre rambly drunken chat. It looks edited.

[@zonuphaon]

@@johnmartinez7440 One guy from college we would attend parties with would refuse to drink anything but green apple ciroc because he saw it in rap videos and thought it was what "ballers" drink. Was 3x as expensive as similar options and tasted like a chemical. He rips off people in real estate after dropping out.

[@andrewholmes3116]

"you def gon die now" - Diddy

[@Ħarper]

@@johnmartinez7440that’s was popular around that time.

[@crake345]

Elizabeth Holmes' eyes are terrifying, good lord

[@NotaPizzaGRL]

No wonder conspiracists think there's reptile people amongst the ruling class when they see people like this. No way I'd trust someone with eyes that intense with anything.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

I was thinking the same thing, LOL.

[@Mii.2.0]

And nobody's talking about her voice...

[@DuffyWayne]

she wants access to your body

[@Showgirlable]

I REALLY Believe “she” is an Alien!

[@microsoftsam_yt]

0:00 - Diddy would go on to do things unbecoming of a Ciroc spokesperson 0:47 - Fyre Festival turned out to be a mismanaged disaster and the organizer went to prison for defrauding ticket buyers 1:22 - Theranos was based on junk science, and founder Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors and wire fraud 1:57 - Kevin Spacey "hurt" many people, judging by his sexual abuse allegations 2:27 - World's least-fun jumpscare 2:57 - UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson became the guy in the ad after an encounter with Luigi Mangione 3:02 - The guy in the mirror, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, has pivoted from the pillow business to the election fraud conspiracy business 3:38 - Ashley Madison's users "got caught" when a data breach revealed all of their user's data 4:08 - Adult film legend Ron Jeremy was later charged with sexual assault, sodomy, and forcible penetration by foreign object 4:33 - Nightmare blunt rotation 5:42 - Hyundai using suicide as a punchline to sell cars 6:32 - Diddy party 7:27 - Evil company puts out an ad featuring the kid who would later go on to assassinate a U.S. president (almost) 7:57 - Doc Antle would go to prison for wildlife trafficking and ran a cult where he groomed underage women for polygamy 8:52 - Matt Gaetz is advocating for policies that may put himself in prison 9:17 - Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled after Mama June started dating a sex offender, several cast members have since been arrested and/or started OnlyFans accounts 10:02 - Hulu eerily predicting TikTok brainrot in 2010 (also Alec Baldwin ended up shooting and killing a filmographer) 10:32 - Nightmare fuel 11:02 - Putting the "kin" in "kindred spirits"

[@chellastation]

Starting off 2025 way strong

[@technologic21]

Not even Tim & Eric can match the madness of what we've witnessed. What a fuqing cursed decade, culture, and society!

[@circleinforthecube5170]

trump and diddy combo was completely unexpected, like when you order a burger with fries and get a live hand grenade and get shot by the employee instead

[@MrHoppybunny]

That last one is so 🤢

[@adannacamacho]

​@@MrHoppybunnyIs it incest undertone? I don't understand?😅

[@amfnyc]

How are we in the mid 2020s rn

[@Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial]

Ikr

[@daveraschke]

Well I'd say a quarter of it from 2020 till 2023 we're in covid then 2024 is really the first real year we got our legs back on

[@technologic21]

We're not. Somewhere in the timeline, reality skewed into a tangent, creating an alternate 2020. Alternate to you, me, Einstein and the rest of Hill Valley.

[@laurenconrad1799]

It feels like time stopped at 2020 and 2017 was 3 years ago, not 8 years ago.

[@ishguy524]

I don't know either, time can fly

[@JonathanLeon]

“Shh, don’t tell anybody” YIIIIIIKES😬

[@samuelantal1988]

😭

[@tricksterhoisington1470]

That Macy’s commercial is actually jaw-dropping

[@michaelramsey82]

The fact that Ashley Madison existed, and had commercials on TV, fucking blows my mind. How did anyone think that was a good idea?

[@motorologist]

*Still exists - really.

[@madeleine61509]

@@motorologist You'd be surprised how many cheaters do it solely for the thrill of "I could get caught!!". Having a scandal of information getting leaked probably brought so many new people in, contrary to what many might believe.

[@dubious_honey]

the nerve to call Folgers real coffee lol

[@blakfloyd]

Well, they say coffee is supposed to help you shit so by that criteria alone Folgers is definitely real coffee imo.

[@John-ob8vm]

And the nerve to say Africa doesn't have really coffee Ethiopia: Am I a joke to you?

[@marchingham]

I can't believe anyone thought that was Elizabeth's real voice haha

[@captsuperking2862]

this is my first time hearing it. looks like she's forcing it out for sure, sounds strained, like she's doing her best impression of a 40 year chainsmoker

[@oscarsalesgirl296]

The same actor who plays Elizabeth Holmes also plays Mark Zuckerberg. It's the same person.

[@deanchur]

@@captsuperking2862 She did force it; she thought she'd be taken more seriously with a more masculine voice

[@swi9135]

She looks like Marilyn Manson in that commercial

[@nuglifer]

Elizabeth Holmes looks insane in this commercial. Idk why but Kevin Spacey suddenly teleporting to Silent Hill while talking about photographs that hurt you is very funny.

[@b3Ila]

She's uncanny... it's something with her eyes that just doesn't feel human.

[@oscarsalesgirl296]

The same actor who plays Elizabeth Holmes also plays Mark Zuckerberg. It's the same person.

[@Joe_Yacketori]

@b3Ila The fact that the whites of her eyes are visible beyond the pupil is what does it. "Crazy eyes"

[@redben1252]

That Theranos ad just seems off. It would be right at home for an ARG about a shady company that turn people into Eldredge horrors

[@pyenapple]

Eldredge horrors.

[@millfilm1]

11:17 This guy just came back from Africa one of the most well-known producers of coffee. And somehow considers Folgers “real” coffee.

[@arfansthename]

"2:57​ - UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson became the guy in the ad after an encounter with Luigi Mangione" savage

[@SLE3PR]

Sometimes I feel like a loser, but then I remember at least I am unaffiliated with any of these people or products

[@thecollector6746]

....because they don't have "real coffee" in West Africa ?

[@roxxyfoxify]

@@thecollector6746 For real, their coffee is probably 10x fresher and stronger.

[@deanchur]

@@roxxyfoxify African coffee is grown in East Africa (Ethiopia, Kenya, Burundi, etc), and traversing Africa by road is a huge hassle so it's probably sent by ship. East African Coffee in West Africa is about as fresh as Latin American coffee in West Africa.

[@jamesshoemaker5965]

The real coffee was the incest we made along the way

[@thenutella8846]

​@deanchur I'm pretty sure west africa also grows a decent amount of coffee.

[@roxxyfoxify]

@@deanchur Wow, I didn't realize that. Pretty interesting. Beyond the point, but I remember I once visited a coffee plantation in Nicaragua. It was fascinating.

[@OpinionParade]

1:54 she's trying soo hard to sound like a man with some sort of authority, but she literally just sounds like a voice actor doing a teenage white kid voice.

[@ogarrt]

Lmfaoo Elizabeth Holmes looks crazy

[@turtle926]

How did nobody see it back then? It's so obvious just look at her 😂

[@wincent..]

I remember that hulu ad!! It creeped me tf out at the time and lingered in my brain a lot- I was very scared of aliens as a kid, plus I didn't get why a company would advertise themselves as being evil on purpose lol. I know now that it was supposed to be tongue in cheek, but it still hits so weirdly.

[@woiowoiow190]

Tv is meant to rot your brain, why do you think the rich and powerful refuse to watch it. It Tele vision,it's meant to tell you what to do. To reprogram you and to make your senses dull.

[@20alphabet]

"It's a r*pe whistle" reminds me of a 75 year old lady at our church telling about a whistle her son brought back as a gift from his London vacation. Another lady told her it was a r*pe whistle. She replied, Well it must be broken, because I blow and blow but nothing happens.

[@stevensneedberg4879]

I don't get it. What's wrong with the commercial? Is it just a normal whistle? Was it a broken whistle?

[@3R1CtheRED]

@@stevensneedberg4879I think it means the son purposefully gave her a dog whistle, while telling her it’s a r*pe whistle. So if she gets r*ped the whistle won’t help.

[@PostClarity7]

😂😂😂 Sick joke

[@PonianYouTube]

@@stevensneedberg4879 Rape is scary, yo.

[@stevensneedberg4879]

Ohh right, I'm very stupid. But I don't see the issue with the original commercial.

[@thegreengrovecomedian]

Seeing some of these, I'm beginning to recognize a distinct aesthetic of the 2010s. I miss how fun everything felt back then, although maybe I'm just reeling from the fact that I'm now the same age that Honey Boo Boo's mom was 😦

[@benaloney]

5:42 wtf were they thinking, trying to sell a Hyundai car by showing a guy trying to kill him self in one 💀

[@stephaniestrolls]

Great compilation as always, Sam! Really puts things into perspective.

[@maximumcaffeine6003]

Boy, that Diddy list will be pretty much everyone who existed in the entertainment industry within the last 25 years.

[@pepperjackttv]

That Macy's one was a 1-2 punch 😬

[@hoshimaruhajime7933]

Can you please tell me what' is it about I had no idea what is it mean

[@pepperjackttv]

@hoshimaruhajime7933 Diddy and Donald Trump are both in it

[@laurenconrad1799]

@@pepperjackttvAnd Justin Bieber and Martha Stewart.

[@jetfan925]

@@laurenconrad1799 Martha Stewart was already a white collar convict back in 2002-04.

[@s0upLord]

@@laurenconrad1799 and Taylor Swift and I think that's all the famous people but damn

[@Flip-a-dip-dip]

The guy who couldn’t unalive himself because of zero emissions is a crazy concept for a car commercial. I would expect to see something like that on SNL.

[@MrHoppybunny]

did you have to put Elizabeth death eyes as the thumbnail for the video. I needed to get this out of my recommended as fast as possible bcuz of her

[@Mii.2.0]

She's more scary than Bloody Mary.

[@drmegaman]

same reason i clicked lol

[@Mii.2.0]

@@MrHoppybunny I swear, some duu is gonna comment, "HEAR ME OUT 🗣️"

[@clavicleofcernunnos]

I honestly thought it was going to be some kind of Chris Connor style surrealism.

[@ajstudios9210]

Looking back these commercials were a clue at how evil these people really were.

[@shiruotakuno28]

TIL I learned that a professional business exists that facilitates and encourages infidelity. Day ruined.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

It's not around anymore, I think, or at least not with the following it did. Plus, it was found out that most of its users were bots created by Ashley Madison. The data breach basically ruined the site.

[@shiruotakuno28]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v Good.

[@gg_nugu]

Not anymore, and like the other person said, all the women were bots

[@Myne1001]

The Ashley Madison leaks were an insane time. So many government workers in various countries signed up with their work emails. The CEO of the company even had an account. Problem was men outnumbered real women 6 to 1 or something like that, so there were plenty of fake female accounts.

[@DodjersBoy]

That Macy’s commercial had crazy star power!!

[@partylikeits1066]

gotta say that ashley madison ad is hilarious

[@jeremyusreevu237]

"Shhh! Don't tell anybody!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dheeraj_one]

The kid at 7:48 looks strangely familiar

[@blue_tetris]

His teachers taught him to aim high. A few inches too high, seemed like.

[@woiowoiow190]

The connection is too weird.

[@radioactiveslug6191]

Dawg elizebeth Holmes eyes make her look like a monster from a j horror movie by god they just pierce your soul

[@pikespice]

oh god, I totally forgot about that Skittles commercial. Thanks (but not really) for reminding me.

[@Mii.2.0]

HOW MANY COMMERCIALS HAVE DIDDY?! 😠😡

[@swissmediastuff]

“Shhh, don‘t tell anybody”

[@creativenuisance444]

This...this was legitimately the wildest shit I've seen on youtube in a long time. My eyes were bugged out like that Theranos broad's through most of it lol. This should be archived for cultural and historical significance.

[@battiebumpkin]

5:50 WHO GREENLIT THIS!???

[@Lonesurvivor256]

And what’s the point it’s trying to make?? That you can’t off yourself with their car in a garage because of its emission?

[@sandler800]

It's hilarious. I like it

[@DanielLave25280]

2010s take me back (But not when the commercials like these are on, They are weird and have not aged well due to some folks being in them) Yeah, It was a different time

[@megatronskneecap]

The Thumbnail: 👁 👁

[@motorologist]

0:10 "I just pay attention to my lifestyle, what's really goin' on" It's a good thing other people did too.

[@nerdbrain396]

diddy and trump in one commercial goes wild

[@andrewholmes3116]

who the hell thought putting Mike Pillow in a Candyman-type two way mirror nightmare was a good idea before all of... this

[@bigtimetimmyjim6486]

Diddy: "Shhh, don't tell anybody" Me: 😱

[@deathclassic4209]

5:33 how tf did macys get all these mfs in one commercial? this is the shit that mustve sent them on their current path towards bankruptcy lmao

[@Matt-t9c3j]

Not sure if I should laugh or cry.

[@Zคภ-c1o]

I cant believe ashley madison had ads running my jaw dropped wtf is that legal

[@dankasoff]

Last commercial is an all-time great of weird commercials

[@whimsielf3]

1:30 is me when I look into a hotel bathroom mirror 😂

[@bigjared8946]

I feel even less sorry for the "victims" of Fyre Fest than I do for anyone under 80 who sent the Nigerian Prince their bank account number.

[@mattheide2775]

That Decade can straight up Foff. Thank you for the video ❤

[@chellastation]

We are starting off way too strong

[@daytripperarrabal]

Gotta love how that wasn’t Eli Holmes’ real voice

[@luisarmenta8010]

Happy New Year Microsoft Sam!

[@MayaMaya-ye7rl]

Matt gaetz has always looked icky

[@dizzyingklidoscobe3_dimond34]

0:41 breaking the sound barrier????????????

[@user-sf4fy8bq1h]

Holy shit what happened to Matt Gaetz eyebrows since that commercial??? I just thought he always looked like really really surprised/angry Spock 🖖🏻

[@pikespice]

That Ashley Madison commercial was MAJOR cringe. I can only imagine the ad agency thinking "well, they're paying us, so we gotta do it".

[@pikespice]

added hilarity that they used a woman in the ad, when in reality, NOT ONE woman used Ashley Madison lol

[@MayaMaya-ye7rl]

Ashley Madison was cursed the moment it aired

[@Im_ThunderEagle]

10:10 Say that again?

[@LessGo7921]

There was a time when Th(er)anos was inevitable in every walgreens nationwide

[@lianwhite9670]

10:32 Yo, is that Mac's Mom??

[@AmericanKpopBaby]

The guy in the Blackrock commercial shot Donald Trump

[@LRo-uf6vz]

"Mix It With My ___!"

[@motherreeder1215]

Wasn't expecting to see Diddy in this Viddy.

[@juhaniaho6698]

THAT SKITTLES AD WTF

[@YouSoSpice]

something out of a Helldivers TV ad

[@circleinforthecube5170]

mac's mom is doing some weird shit

[@liminal_head]

Elizabeth Holmes trying too hard to look like Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg with those dead eyes lmao, what a sad joke

[@andresbravo2003]

Me: Why is it cursed TV? TV: Because I told you so!

[@Game_Hero]

the description did as well

[@KaoticReach1999]

Who TF mixed Vodka with Coke, it's best with orange juice, for Coke use rum

[@dubious_honey]

Get Trump tf out of that department store asap

[@amittaizero]

Now is hell. Then was hell.

[@roxxyfoxify]

Can someone explain the BlackRock ad at 7:30?

[@roxxyfoxify]

I just figured it out. The kid in it is the one who attempted to assassinate Trump

[@shauntheobald8546]

The kid who took a shot at Trump is in the classroom

[@2morrowillcome]

Those Skittles commercials were fire, tho.

[@Oginaka]

Elizabeth Holmes really wants everyone to know she has blue eyes huh?

[@Drew791]

The Kevin Spacey commercial had me wheezing. I know I shouldn’t be laughing but it’s perfectly inappropriate.

[@timgimmy609]

little did we know in the kia commercial he was just saving bro from diddy on the low

[@musicalentities]

These are all villain monologues lol well most of them

[@Marsbars268]

get that blonde girl brown contacts ASAP!!!!

[@YoMamaBih]

Wish these videos came with context in the video itself. Now i have to wait for who knows how long for someone to break these down

[@microsoftsam_yt]

Updated the description!

[@gg_nugu]

How do you not know all/most of these unless you were born in like 2006

[@meatwad376]

I never knew that theranos lady had a deep ass voice

[@TheTwilitHero]

She doesn't. She puts it on to sound like a man. There's been a couple times where she let the mask slip and she sounded normal.

[@laurenconrad1799]

It’s a fake voice. No one is sure why she fakes that voice, but she’s probably trying to cultivate a masculine image for the tech industry.

[@woiowoiow190]

​@@laurenconrad1799the fact she doesn't blink once is scary.

[@thegreengrovecomedian]

I watched The Dropout where Amanda Seyfried played her. I knew she talked with a deep voice. But I had no idea her voice was THAT deep until seeing this, wow.

[@TheTwilitHero]

@laurenconrad1799 did my comment get removed? I literally said the same thing and I can't see it now.

[@panthir6720]

Matt gaetz one is ironic

[@ezequielbarraza01]

1:10 *once owned by Pablo Escobar*

[@alexsm3882]

Wtf was that skittles shit 😭

[@musiccurator289]

What's wrong with the last one about Folgers? I'm confused

[@MariaBunn444]

Nothing better then starting off the year with cursed commercials

[@jezzalanko]

I love the Kevin Spacey ad lol

[@sandler800]

Good thing the parents showed up just in time or things were about to get real weird on that last one.

[@amigowarmerise2743]

CMV: Elizabeth Holmes is a Soong-type android.

[@TheDrewManGroup]

I don't get the Folgers one

[@amittaizero]

Yes you do. 😉

[@janestarr79]

Youre beautiful for making this

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Ok, something feels incredibly far off about that statistic relating to sexual abuse. Actually, I'm not an expert. I shouldn't speculate

[@sergalaktionov]

Hope that someone will come up with all the explanations why these videos are so inappropriate:)

[@microsoftsam_yt]

Description has been updated. Enjoy!

[@sergalaktionov]

@ thank you and thank you for your work! Your videos are amazing!

[@MayaMaya-ye7rl]

Diddy and trump at Macy's 😮

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

10:31 [vinny vinesauce voice] this is a Scornful commercial

[@SmartWentCrazy]

That Macy's commercial was pretty good prob cost a boatload of cash though.

[@Gumbocinno]

Idk how anyone trusted that Theranos woman.

[@nathanapplegate5374]

No Axe chocolate man ad? Or puppymonkeybaby?