Cursed Century ate Both Docks ! Boat Ramp Fails with Alfred Montaner (Chit Show)

The Cursed Century is back ! Guys this has nothing to do with operator error .! This boat is cursed ! Just like the Cursed Robalo of the past the very first cursed boat at the ramp was a dock destroyer called the Cursed Century, Today we film the Chit Show at the Black Point Marina Boat Ramp in Miami Florida. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show.
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[@_tyger_jones_]

That shot with the manatees improved dramatically with the hook lens 😮

[@ckslts]

That Century was hard to watch bro. He is going to hurt someone.

[@tommacbride3654]

Money doesn’t care WHO it belongs to! Boating where it rains supreme. Alfred, without ur big gift of gab this wouldn’t even be a show! Staking out for hours is no easy deal, add talking if people only new they are seeing an hearing a master at work. (Retired news camera operator in D.C). Cheers my friend!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks Tom !

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Guy in the Century: "Honey, there's Alfred! I am going to crash into every dock before we load this onto the trailer. I'll be a Chit Show *legend* ."

[@cdc9776]

That had to be intentional. No way someone is THAT bad.

[@Magaeatsboogers]

that guy in the Century needs to take a boaters course.

[@scottlaraway258]

That first guy should NOT be driving a boat that was CRAZY

[@jeffrandolf5673]

00:24 Loop the line around the piling & put the engine in REVERSE, FFSake! It's the forward spring line,,, it doesn't get any easier!

[@mikegould6214]

right?? totally disqualified

[@kingk13osideaudits70]

Most Epic opening ever and the hits keep coming. Manatees are so precious and majestic. I hope Barbie shows up with baby barracuda while Fred's on the campaign trail

[@keithscudder7136]

But she "Farted" and Alfred smelled it !

[@brett1481]

Would be great if you had some whiskey throttle and chit show stickers us boaters could display on our windshields !

[@markeast9221]

How can there be so many people that don't know how to pull up to the dock !

[@rickhuis3773]

It’s easy get a line secured from the front onto a post, turn wheel into the dock then put into reverse and give a little gas. It’ll suck the back end in.

[@DMNSAV]

I guess he didn’t realize he had 2 motors….He doesn’t need the wheel 😂

[@KathyWilcox-vx2vj]

Omg I can't believe the difference. I am hooked on these glasses 😮

[@logpile1318]

Give that man a whiskey throttle hat, he's no captain that's for sure

[@robertwolfe8680]

I’m sorry but if I screw up docking a boat and mess up that bad. I would go somewhere else where no one will see me.

[@polishchachafishing]

Ohh man the cursed Robolo and now cursed Century!?😂

[@craigroberson8757]

He must have just bought that boat . Those lenses are awesome.

[@jdock32778]

Yes! He was just breaking it in!

[@mysticvalley2003]

They all need valet docking....lol...Ya hello dock were coming in send out the sciff with the harbor master to bring her in. Actually it would be cheaper then damaging the fiber glass. Finally, Century you nailed it....surprised your wife still has an arm!

[@glenfangboner1568]

Ok Im 72 and think I could dock better with one eye covered and one arm tied behind my back then some of these captains. lol Loved seeing the manatees with that hook lens. Great video as usual.

[@cdc9776]

Not just anybody can say they've smelled a Manatee Fart, but Alfred can! I think there should be a HAT for THAT!!!

[@whitecollarwelder]

“Wait wait wait hold on hold on wait wait wait hold on hold on wait wait.” You really have a riveting narrative going here. Riveting.

[@bbsl1967]

You may want to send the Century Driver a HAT for the show

[@jdock32778]

And change the hat's "C" to an "S" 🤣

[@carlosgomes6821]

Alfred that guy in the century needs to listen he could have caused damage to other boaters. He has two engines not one . He is a very danger person to be around boating.

[@antonioprado8068]

I have the same exact boat. His problem is he doesn't know how to use both his motors simultaneously he could have rotated his boat using both motors while staying in the same position like a O

[@yessir6399]

Yes Boating course... never cecies to amaze me using foward / reverse moter position ( left / right ) with power makes the wind/ currant a slam dunk. I only learned it watching one's that know and 50 years doing it. Absolutely love Alfred's Show..... when I'm looking for a boating good/Bad, learning this is TOPS. FLAT OUT LOVE THIS . CHANNEL

[@WaterfrontJustin]

"I had nothing to do with that guys" Alfred

[@FFSkippy]

Just because you can afford to buy a $200K Century doesn't mean you know how to operate it. lol. And that Hook lens filter makes a huge difference. Also amazes me how many people don't know how to wrap a line , either bow, mid or stern line to the pier and then use the motor to power the boat to the dock instead of the bow/steren drifting off.

[@Herb___]

That’s not a $200k boat. This guy has no money and no brains. 😂

[@akshonclip]

Haven’t heard Alfred’s tenor voice in quite a while. 😂

[@_tyger_jones_]

Wait for it!

[@oldmanonewheel1637]

This has to be his first time out. Because that boat looks too good. He should get a free hat.

[@Reeltime123]

it looks easy but most people will never have to deal with that absolute brutal tidal current, weather incoming out outgoing... When its ripping that ramp will make a fool out of the most experienced boater... Once that motor is in neutral, all momentum is lost and the current spins the boat and in a knee jerk reaction, you hit the throttles... (Whiskey Throttle). It will happen to all of us us... lol..

[@russellstewart5414]

But he approached the dock bow forward so he didn’t know what he was doing. Should have stayed in the center of the channel and then made his turn slightly up current and been able to get to the dock on his port side. But if everyone was able to do it then Alfred would not have a channel on you tube

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Captain Morgan at the helm! SAVE yourselves!

[@cindyhalford8758]

Alfred how do you know that there’s fixing to be some Chittery. You are like a book with chit. Super chit

[@HiggsBJ]

Alfred you are a monster. But we do enjoy it.

[@juliusmiami76]

Now I gotta load up on The Hooks. Gracias Yuma!

[@AlfredMontaner]

They are great lenses

[@juliusmiami76]

@@AlfredMontaner trying to find a close store so I can try them on.

[@fame0095]

this guy here…even when i started boating(5yrs ago).. i never fxxked up like this guy. its mostly common sense. conyooo🤦🏽

[@ritahartline1422]

Big eye on you!!!!!

[@jdock32778]

The Hook horse blinders or steampunk frames will be way too hot in Florida. You need some air flow on the sides. Without the air flow, lenses will fog up fast. Those could work great in Michigan during blizzards, whiteouts... snow blind.. Edit- The frames could work well at Burning Man. The copper lens is great for inshore waters, fresh and salt.

[@robertwolfe8680]

People like him are so dangerous, they are going to hurt or kill someone. I’m surprised that the state allows people like this on the water. Hell even Helen Keller could do a better job.

[@darknes7800]

@@B__Mer Stevie Wonder at the wheel !

[@mikegould6214]

no kidding not a clue

[@johnpoplawski9053]

Excellent whiskey throttle😊 I'm going to hit theBoat😮

[@kevinstogner9477]

Century makes a damn good boat. I've got 2001, 2201 22' Center Console with Yamaha 225 fuel injected for sale in the Clear Lake area south of Houston. 17K ...24V Motorguide trolling motor.

[@COPPER71]

Alfred, I don't think i could ever put any of my boats in the water after seeing what happens at these ramps. Actually i don't think i would go out with anyone on their boat in Florida.. I've seen to much

[@jdock32778]

One less boat wake to deal with! Thank You 👍🏻

[@COPPER71]

@@jdock32778 haven't seen any decent boaters in Florida to roll a wave at.

[@vpolarbear]

"LIVING PROOF" Just Because you can Afford a Boat Does NOT mean you Can Drive it! Dock it! & Maybe You Should Sell it and Get a Tricycle! Safer! Alfred Montaner YOU ROCK MAN! from Bellingham, Wash!

[@lindas6294]

Those Hook Sunglasses are all looking good on you Alfred, but for some reason, I like the Yellow Fin on you. Looks like you should have a suit on walking out of church when you wear those Yellow Fins.... Nice, so nice!!

[@zxkilla6428]

First dude gotta just sell the boat at that point 😂

[@keyper555]

Now you know why we have crazy drivers on the roads, they can't drive, nor can these boaters. I have never seen so many idiots that own these expensive boats and they can't even pull up to a dock the right way...WOW!!!

[@candybrunswick3917]

The second pair looks really good

[@bobbyinalaska.4186]

We have 18 foot Tides up here in Alaska. Our docks float. Miami docks should float also but they don't. That's is the problem along with the GREEN HORN boat owners.

[@mikegould6214]

It can be a little tricky, but the good Captains know how to deal with the wind and current. Take some time to watch some of them load and unload, and you can learn a lot. stay safe brothers.

[@WeggieQueen2005]

Both sunglasses look good on you.

[@miketexas4549]

What in the hell is Century guy trying to do?

[@johnpoplawski9053]

I think he's drunk either that or he's high as a kite😂😂😊

[@wchunt8988]

Hook sunglasses pitchman, hooray. Hook sunglasses producing a product that companies like ray ban, costa del Mar and Maui Jim and so many others have been making for years for half the price. Wow what a deal for all his subscribers.

[@jonbarfield2828]

LMAO! YOUR A MONSTER!

[@lelandkelley2199]

Century driver hasn’t had much experience and that boat is probably hard to control.

[@lukemason9097]

Anyone know who builds the Grey and Black Center Console? That thing looks badass!

[@timleecromer]

Cheers from Lake Mary Orlando Alfredo! I enjoy your channel content, your sense of humor and your maritime knowledge are a great combination. I lived in Cutler Ridge/Bay from 2009 to 2016 and played drums in The Mosquito Heads band that played Black Point many times, not to mention going out from there with my band mate and fishing buddy Ronnie Derrick (of Choice One Realty) great memories and that’s why I love your channel and am a subscriber, brings back those memories.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Sadly they don't do live bands at Black Point anymore

[@lakeeriefishingchartersllc3741]

Wow!

[@user-os9zo5px2g]

If they drive the boat like this. Imagine there driving on the road. Smhoms were not safe yall😮 and I gotta get them glasses

[@hihatjas9477]

And the Pinball Wizard award goes to? Wait for it!

[@QSSCEO]

Motors hit the dock and he was still in gear.... He totally panicked... So many lines tied to the wrong cleat...

[@jeffrandolf5673]

04:02 I sooooo wanted that strbd. spring line in the water to WRAP AROUND THE PROP! 19:54 Dude jumps onto dock WITH dock line in hand that's NOT ATTACHED to anything?? YCMTSU

[@jeffrandolf5673]

00:24 Loop the line around the piling & put the engine in REVERSE, FFSake! It's the forward spring line,,, it doesn't get any easier!

[@MichaelDouglas-sp5pp]

Yellowtail is my favorite hooks. Florida needs to require boating course, the same as a scuba course. Someone is going to get seriously hurt and your gonna end up in court as a witness.😖😥🤐

[@BCtrapcat]

Bro hit every possible dock lmao

[@robinmiller986]

I like the first sunglasses better

[@4mula353]

Never tried the perpendicular approach

[@ScarabChris]

With watching the first approach I can tell. When you see someone with a twin (or multi) engine boat approach the dock using both (or all) engines as one you can bet they are clueless. No clue how to use the engines independently to better control the boat around the dock. If you look at a seasoned boater you will see them take all but one engine out of gear before they even get close to the dock, this slows the approach speed. They they will use each engine as needed to either speed up, slow down or rotate the boat. By the time this guy tries to use the throttles separately it's far too late. Another clue....he leaves the helm to try and stop the boat from crashing....while it's still in GEAR! He falls over he becomes chum for Fred.

[@AlThePal78]

no bumpers either lmao

[@YachtInsuranceGuyFL]

Dude...just split the throttles....dame!

[@drjimb0311]

Boating licenses required after September 5, 1986.

[@jesusfelipe5535]

thank god for all those people who have no experience with your boat so that you have a job

[@WeggieQueen2005]

After years of boating, I STILL cannot park a boat properly. It's all nerves and performance anxiety when people are watching. LOL

[@jimmcc2543]

Why do boaters who have twin engines have this much problem docking.

[@AlThePal78]

take the safety course because it teaches a lot this dude is basically nervouse :) go help him lol

[@polishchachafishing]

OMG !! This guy was way more Noob! Credit card captain, A-1 GOOGAN!!

[@barrybrehm3555]

Alfred don’t light a match

[@Dick.B]

Alfred, I was a projected high school drop-out…can we get SUB TITLES for when you get excited….

[@ScarabChris]

Yo Alfred you need at least one xtra camera man on these days to capture it all. And damn look at the arch top on that Striper at 22:25 . Bro that looks like it came off a narrow beam 40' go-fast center console like a Smith or a Concept or an older 34 Scarab Super Sport.

[@crispernator]

alfred you say you dont have boat licence tests in florida well that is bloody obvious

[@bude9389]

What are the bright spots on manatees back? Looks like prop scars.

[@gcburkett]

I have never captain a boat in the ocean where you have both wind and lots of current. We did charter a fishing boat and that captain came into the dock without any issues. If you are going to captain a dual outboard with 250hp each, it might be helpful to get some professional training. I never see the tow boat captains opening the throttle when docking.

[@JamesHyde-tb8os]

I love this content, awesome camera work and commentary! Please keep it coming.

[@DD-wk8xl]

Docking for dummies - Nose in, tie it off and reverse pointing motors toward dock at idle, tie off stern. Shut off motor(s)

[@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA]

First off you don't use the middle cleat to tie your boat off. You use the the front cleat and the rear cleat to dock a boat. And you dont approach the dock at that sharp of an angle!

[@pauljoseph8338]

Cmon, Alfred…how much did you have to pay that guy to crash his Century (over and over and over)?? There’s no way he could really be that inept at boating. Right?

[@Paul-nb1ub]

It looks like he needs a bigger boat

[@XrpAndy]

14:21 👀

[@forrestshadow]

Maybe if he kept his radar on he could see the dock?

[@markkask4427]

Dont understand why people crank on the steering so much, use twin engines in and out of gear for steering

[@jakeringer3153]

Best advice for inexperienced boaters: neutral is your friend!

[@AlThePal78]

why they keep aiming right going forwared they need to aim left and reverse to get side by side. I only launched like 15 times and knwo this shit lmao

[@timflynn2136]

LMAO!!!

[@zackriden79]

HOW DO YOU HAVE A 30 FOOT BOAT AT NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING ?

[@colleenhughes4483]

You funny

[@genarodavila6832]

Qué hora es Pablo y hablando siempre inglés

[@WeggieQueen2005]

I'm learning Spanish and you speak WAY TOO QUICKLY for me. ;) lol lol lol

[@teddyturman5228]

Why the hell didn't you title this "Smelly Sea Cow Farts"???

[@bananawind-charters9403]

English old man!

[@vinnivincent7670]

Yr the drama why

[@letsridehard]

Pero bro! Why can’t people dock in Miami??… it ain’t that hard

[@briankillian5248]

WTF....who docks the "bow only".... with the expectation of success?