The Very Best Boat Ramp Fails of Summer ! (Chit Show)

[@lb7wade518]

Black point marina must have a lot of fiberglass repair shops around

[@paulbigstanstanleyjr.1930]

Some of these made me laugh enough to bring tears!!!! Love the Chit Show!!!!

[@EverythingN.Nothing]

"What kind of crazy ish you seen today?" As he drags a guy behind his boat 😂

[@jaybee5774]

Trying to distract us from them cheeks😂

[@keithscudder7136]

What boat ? There was a boat in that frame ? 😏😏😏😏

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Gotta love Captain Abel. He's a BEAST!

[@ULTRAMAGADEPLORABLEcultmember]

This is WAAAAY better than watching WalMart people…🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@thomasallen6980]

Yeah, I like the gallery of people who come to watch the show in person over on the far right. They are awful quiet.

[@keithscudder7136]

They need score cards ! 😃😃

[@davidhumphries9182]

Great video we all forget about the old videos but bringing them back its a laugh keep it up ALFRED lets not forget Fred 2024 got my vote 🤣

[@leonard7736]

@ 5:30 to 5:36 there is a Manatee on the starboard side, and this guy does the whiskey throttle, hope the Manatte was safe.

[@joe.dirtty]

yes I feel for manatees living near boat accessible waterways

[@timflynn2136]

Thank you Alfred

[@lb7wade518]

One of the best ones ever!!

[@officialWWM]

2:25 that engine isn’t pumping any water, it’s overheating!

[@GmanfromTexas]

This was totally hilarious 😅

[@lawman5511]

You’d think a state surrounded by water on three sides would have more competent boaters. Especially when you enter “ boating class” on yiur phone, it blows up with choices. Not using the term Captain. The yellow Wellcraft was the best of the best! No wind, no current, whiskey throttle and using wifey for a fender/ deckhand. Doesn’t get any better.

[@lb7wade518]

The yellow boat needs to park the boat!! How about the new Seahunter boat factory!! I won’t let you live it down tell we see it!!! Love your show man!!

[@mikeamsty]

Watching this made my day! Keep up the killer content :)

[@wookychewbacca5184]

That dude in the yellow Wellcraft needs to go back through boat driving school for being so hot on the throttle. And big man swan diving with Fred nearby, LOL

[@lawman5511]

When that guy hit the water Fred probably thought he was coming for HIM and hightailed it out for calmer waters. That crock is too chill to fight.

[@OpenCarryUSMC]

Is there a boat operators course requirement there? The way so many of these people FAIL in ways that show they have no concept of docking seems to indicate there is no training or skills demonstration required or that what they have in place is totally incapable of managing the issue.

[@wookychewbacca5184]

LMAO, yeah even too big of a meal for even Fred@@lawman5511

[@wookychewbacca5184]

I don't know about any required course but it's highly suggested and especially if you'd be boating in and around commercial traffic such as ships, coastal waterways, and rivers with commercial traffic. I was just saying about that guy because he was heavy on the throttle right there at the dock @@OpenCarryUSMC

[@johnvgig]

A slap across the back of the head is probably more appropriate.

[@anthonyditore3390]

You need to put together a bloop bloop show

[@RKar2009]

"Spinnarroo" lol, then "like a bumper car" lolx2. Been awhile, I am back Alfred, you fix bad days!

[@blindbaby34]

love it thanks

[@NicholasLoan]

Lmao! Watching this never gets old! great stuff!

[@jorgearcanjo3174]

No more tequilla for the yellow boat guys......

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

The googans in the yellow Well Raft spent all day on the water with their engine trimmed way up. Nice!

[@lildeli3rddimention]

And not a clue either !!

[@JonBecker81]

Gotta have that rooster tail for the power bro

[@officialWWM]

Wondering why he can’t steer the thing 😂

[@1947maco]

@@officialWWM too much koolaid??

[@officialWWM]

@@1947maco 😂😂

[@TheFoodBoat]

11:06 😯if that aint a Whiskey Throttle...

[@craigryan6719]

Love watching your vids. I am in Oz and other than the amazingly huge boats it is clear it doesn't matter how big the boat or money people have most still can't drive them.

[@JUNEBUGLLC]

Tf is OZ

[@craigryan6719]

@@JUNEBUGLLC Australia

[@uwesteinki5037]

Cheers from Australia. No boat license needed in America?

[@JUNEBUGLLC]

@@uwesteinki5037 you need it but it's more like a safety course

[@Patco11]

How’s Dorothy been these days ?

[@ReneChewbaka]

A lot of well fed Latinos down there in Florida. 😂

[@lloydc872]

I am so suprised as to how many people do not use bumpers - just whack their boat up against the dock..

[@mikejones-go8vz]

One boat had a bumper in a black bikini 😃

[@seagrave7336]

Very good Alfred. Suggestions: Best of Fred the Croc, and Best of whiskey throttle!

[@ronj2110]

I like all your videos very funny I'm about 30 miles north of you

[@reynaldogutierrez9323]

Bro the best edit ! I like the 🍑 shots. Thanks Alfred !

[@robertfrederick9061]

The doonigan driving the yellow jet boat has got to be doing those antics as a joke

[@michaellingo640]

Man , these guys make me look sooooo good.

[@HiggsBJ]

Alfred - how about a “greatest hits” of all time since 2020. You got a lot of gems your newer subscribers haven’t seen.

[@thomasallen6980]

You edit it, he will publish it. How about that?

[@margotconway8605]

Looks live Black Point Marina not sure? Anyway I used to set up a beach chair at Black Point and sit there all day watching all the craziness. So many people don't know what the heck they're doing. Seen trucks, cars, boat trailers and people all end up in the water. Utter madness but funny too. As long as no serious injuries

[@lb7wade518]

This chit is funny today!!

[@sergiomtb55]

I've seen the segment where you say someone is in the water, but I swear I haven't seen any man in the water. Just that lady bent over that reminds of the Charmin commercial.

[@warwickwhite4684]

Everyone on a boat should know how to help the person steering the boat to get it docked. So many useless people on board. So many look confused!

[@The.Real.Timmii]

2:08 gators love walrus :)

[@donaldkarcheriii7249]

The last clip...you got Chit Show 1(in the water) and the One and Only Chit Show(in the boat).

[@alexanderriggs4837]

Dang that police boat huge and 5 motors is insane

[@ladislaoortiz8420]

The guy at 12 : 41 is saying Mom tell me this is not my Father.

[@andrewmarshall360]

That one boat was like whatchale rapido o cuidado

[@bamariverrat0U812]

How did you miss the truck in the water?

[@gregpayette365]

Alfred, going to the Keys in January for some off shore fishing. Why don't you join me there for a great time.

[@JustATruckDriver1]

6:00 SHORTY IN RED ! Wow 🤯

[@robertherman1146]

These people should not be let out of the house

[@barrybrehm3555]

Hi Alfred I would like to see the winner of the boat and the sunk Verrado series. I don’t seem to remember seeing that coming on KZbin thank you.

[@lazaroaperezmendozam.d.9820]

As a Cuban I can say is hilarious to see ppl comiendo mierda at the boat ramp 😅

[@TheFoodBoat]

Was that Wilma at 5:32?

[@brap9325]

How do people lose their trucks in the water..absolutely mind blowing

[@thomasallen6980]

Lets not judge. I am sure the owners of those vehicles are scratching their heads too. If sh** did not happen we would not be watching.

[@thyris795]

“Engine off” would solve a loot of peoples problems in your vids 😂😂😂

[@freebooter247]

Holy crap 99.9% of the operators of the boats would FAIL A SAFE BOATERS TEST. And all were probably intoxicated

[@thomasallen6980]

They have fun and that is what it is all about. Nobody gets hurt and if they have the cash, they can afford to crash.

[@KM.130]

The yellow Wellcraft was almost painful to watch! Good Lord, that man needs help!

[@jerryweisenstein1982]

Have another beer 🍺

[@ino4089]

It truly was a chit show lol

[@AnthonyBaileyTheDon]

Would love to see you try backing a bout down 😂 💀 you’d be in the video buddie

[@JamesRamsay-mk8xl]

Backing a boat down is easy if you know what you are doing. A quick explanation from an experienced captain, a sound mind and a little practice is all it takes. Alfred knows how to launch a boat, you can count on it.

[@lb7wade518]

Not sure if the boats or the drivers need a lot of work!!

[@andrewmarshall360]

Hopefully no innocent crocs were injured

[@ghalston5641]

I am not a powerboater, but have brought plenty of sailboats into docks and slips. Can someone tell me if these powerboats have sticky throttles? What is the issue that some many of these guys are experiencing? It seems a little pre-approach preparation of lines, and a light touch on the throttle ought to avoid most of these ridiculous maneuvers (understanding that tidal currents and wind have impacts..). ???

[@oystertoad2909]

Mud crab let’s go

[@renedelapaans647]

Nice yacht

[@henrycole8705]

Where did all the good looking ladies go? 70s and 80s they were like half the population

[@me-William]

Can you do more videos with Abel and Joe. They are the hardest working fishermen in Miami.

[@Dld1985]

I wonder if any of these people have ever driven a boat before. I remember when I was new I went and watch and only paid attention to the ones that drove them the way you’re suppose to.

[@renedelapaans647]

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[@loudog1172]

5:35 play at your own risk....then TRASTAZO!!!!

[@AllenPortman]

You would think with the extreme changes in tide they could build or cover the docks with some sort of plastic or rope material to better protect boats???

[@robertfrederick9061]

the MUTTONHEAD ATTEMPTING TO PILOT THAT YELLOW/WHITE wELLcRAFT IS FREAKIN dANGEROUS

[@donkinzett3961]

Just remember these people also drive on the road

[@mannyhappy]

was that manatee at 5:40?

[@joe.dirtty]

yep

[@tomwells7020]

What happened to grandpa series videos

[@andecap1325]

@0:53 pulls it out,throws it in...

[@oystertoad2909]

Let’s go pedro

[@TheCruzcruz]

People always back their trailer too deep into the water !!

[@octaviorafael1]

How is it posible to buy a boat from the dealership and dont get a driving instruction class

[@joe.dirtty]

$$$

[@timswope8423]

The gal holding on to the deck is now called PLANK.

[@sam-y8t]

Everybody like the video!😂

[@miketexas4549]

1:30 I don't see a guy in the water

[@oystertoad2909]

You never put seacraft on your vid’s pescatarian is on point

[@valkyrieweaver9004]

Although it is challenging to dock with such as strong side current

[@captaintruth3219]

This is the very best? More action in a Walmart parking lot watching people try to get a space.

[@emptyboll]

Nice Vid.

[@warwickwhite4684]

The guy on the yellow Wellcraft should not be operating a boat.

[@realDesertRat]

Man that was frustrating watching the last boat with the boy just sitting there doing absolutely nothing to help. The dude does need more practice or something though.

[@chiphill4856]

What would you have him do? Leap 10ft to the dock? The father was totally at fault and you can't expect the kid to know anymore.

[@hicks1748]

You're seriously trying to tell us that "boys" need to help grown men with how to dock their boat?

[@easypickins2]

It's amazing how many people that don't belong and are not deserving to own a boat. Common sense is not that common anymore, lmao.

[@randaltotten9358]

Has to be the most dangerous ramp in Florida going against what I've always believed I now see that a boating driving test should be required to get a license to drive a boat because they are putting everybody's life and property at risk

[@thomasallen6980]

Get a grip Lucinda. The real Floridians with real cash park their boat along the canal in their back yard. These are the people who are not 'full time' on the water. Rich people dont have to unload their boats, they just get on and sail away. Just know what you are looking at. It is a very stressful time in a boat owners day. Some of these guys are professional fishermen but most are occasional boaters. Just relax and enjoy the show.

[@NeverEnoughPyro40]

@8RBrain You are out of your mind if you think that these are New Yorkers, Try turning your volume up and listening and you will get an idea of where these people came from!

[@marlamarla5558]

14:14 PRICELESS!! 🤍 👨‍🍳💋

[@sniper123454]

at 5:32 the guy looks to almost hit a Manatee with the bow

[@robertbennett6697]

4:05 She has to be in pretty damn good condition.

[@joe.dirtty]

look at her legs, very fit, and she has floatation😉

[@steveenglish6639]

How do these folks afford these boats. Then not learn to operate them

[@user-peach408]

Same with campers, vehicles and other vehicles. People think they know it all!

[@Daiwa_Is_King]

Simple banks give loans to idiots knowing they will make a fortune off of them in the long run.

[@ricladouceur6202]

I am so confused by the boat handling. The engines always seem to be turn in the wrong direction for the maneuver they are trying to do.

[@nightrider5420]

I have never seen so much incompetence in one video 😂🤣🤪

[@CastorTroy-bq5tk]

I have! Watch part 2!😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisburke3255]

what about bow rope, nose in to dock, wrap line around dock pole, then cap. reverse lightly to pull boat to dock.... so simple no one does it.

[@dannimcleod1364]

Will never understand why they go full throttle into the docks. They’ll be at the dock already and go full bore to get an inch closer 😂

[@lb7wade518]

Not so Well craft

[@finpainter1]

WOW.

[@nathandodge665]

Holy crap!!!!

[@judokatim]

At 5:32 it looks like the proline hit a manatee.

[@CynthiaMoss-k4f]

I guess I just don’t boat with people who can’t do it. Never saw anything like this in all my years of boating

[@gabrielwhitman2243]

GAHLEEEEEEE that lady in the yellow.....

[@LostCanuck192]

Homeland got that anti-terrorism budget. God damn!

[@jafo808]

They should have a driving test to get a license to drive a boat witch includes towing the boat.