CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 27

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

2:25 No-no-no. The real worst thing to hear would be "you're finally awake. You were caught in that Imperial ambush trying to cross like the rest of us."

[@PaperClipping7412]

The worst thing to hear is “who opened the windows?” On a submarine, currently under the water

[@dartyious3842]

I love how much murder there was!

[@MelonicCat]

I KNOW thats why i love this vid

[@polasailing]

/cursed comments

[@Bad_Egg09]

SAME! 😃

[@someoneidkwho6279]

Ah yes murder

[@JustarLad]

Makes me want more!!

[@TexasTwoShakabrah]

im pretty sure they offered me an ad free trail a couple years ago and there was a glitch that made it longer, i dont get ads in my deaths

[@untrouble8191]

wow, lucky ducky

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

i think self driving car would swerve to get over on the grass to miss both

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

the car shouldn’t kill either… it should stop moving.

[@darkknight5541]

"You are now your username. What are you?" I'M BATMAN!

[@moonlightdenial]

ah shit I'm a mystery skeleton stuck in void now. fuck

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

0:32 does this mean life is just a giant ad that plays before death. Suicide is like the x button in the corner of ads. Internet what have you done to me?

[@dohan4281]

If a baby dies after birth the reason must be the baby immediately press the X button or using adblocker or even accidently click X button

[@dohan4281]

@turnip well yes,but no

[@tibby4503]

No.

[@tibby4503]

@turnip I wasn't talking to you

[@walterbrown7658]

God caught in 64K UHD surround sound, 16 gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 TEXAS INSTRUMENTS, Triple A Duracell battery ultrapower100, GoPro Hero 1 2 Terrabyte xbox series X Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved monitor - U4919DW, Sony HDC - 3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave oven with smart sensor, Easy Clean interior, ECO Mode Sound/Off, 1.2 CU. Ft, Stainless Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Velusion E10 Ultrasound Machine 🤨📸

[@inky2240]

3:32 :my German friend didn’t get accepted to art school

[@JadianRadiator]

0:00 The baby. Because technically speaking it can run over the baby without actually running over the baby.

[@uncivilizedapricot3907]

But thats no fun

[@Kiwi19865]

@@uncivilizedapricot3907 who wants to leave both of them alive ? 💀

[@helljumpersofthegalacticre5437]

“You are now your username” oh shit. Does this mean imma have to get 2 kinds of military training and training for how to handle a drop pod

[@eradication06]

1:12 I saw that on reddit literally an hour ago

[@aonstability5428]

Everytime I see the r/teenagers comments i just know that 99% of everything posted on there is made up bullshit from kids trying to be edgy and get sympathy 😂😂😂😂

[@melonshark9895]

1:43 And the worst part is after that, he never say something new again on the comments.

[@snipershot3577]

This is an answer to the title screen, a self driving car would stop on a dime to wait for the baby and the grandma to cross the street

[@plushtrapthegamer2081]

The first meme, if the car ran out of gas then no one dies

[@GinkgoBalboa142]

I don't think the self-driving car should kill anyone considering that's a PEDESTRIAN CROSSING.

[@goobertoober100]

NO SELF DRIVING CAR! YOU MISSED THEM!

[@official-obama]

0:05 the self driving car hits the brakes, and calls the police for a baby crawling across the crosswalk

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

Daily? Yes. Memes? Yes. Good dose? No I need more in order to sleep

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

2:56. Dang

[@idrinksinkwater7602]

Wow! What a great deal! (Holh crap this is the most likes ive ever gotten!)

[@claytontate6269]

I know right

[@sensam6155]

you're ''holl crap''-ing about 46 likes? Sad...

[@idrinksinkwater7602]

@@sensam6155 bruh this was 3 months ago

[@moonlightdenial]

@@idrinksinkwater7602 hello. I DRINK BATH WATER

[@Zacian2.0]

11:52 Special Sauce taken to a new level

[@captainpolar2343]

2:11 Does that mean i could buy inf. $billion then spend on other stuff starting with 'b'?

[@TheAftonFamilyIsVeryMuchBroken]

2:54 what send that man to jail

[@Naymy]

Rate your laziness from 1-10 Me: I'll do it tomorrow.

[@thatgirlkayla7640]

For the thumbnail they should take out the old lady bc she already lived her life

[@Bass-ef3dr]

1:29 that's not cursed that's Just a big burn

[@dtyt2204]

The one about the long lost daughter was kinda like incest 😐

[@elsandwich7481]

Ya that's really weird

[@TheSassi14]

The self driving var should be able to stop in time. They are at a cross walk. Plus, who lets their baby crawl around on its own?

[@southernflatland]

2:20 - Imagine waking from a coma, just because you needed to scratch an itch...

[@edex59]

0:06 kill the engine! No one gets hurt!

[@bread4videos885]

My guy if the self driving car was actually good it would break in time and kill neither one

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

Welcome back to "Breaking Chinese Law!"

[@Verykoolhandle112]

For the first one, self-Driving cars usually have sensors so none.

[@allenliu8820]

1:06 to add onto it the bride's parents adopted her after finding her on the side of the road and raised her as their own another detail is that the groom and bride are now husband and wife because the groom was also adopted the bride was originally weirded out when she considered that her groom was actually her brother, but that turned out to not be the case and the wedding went on as if it didn't happen the wife was more excited to meet her biological mother than the actual wedding

[@cookiemonsterhacker3131]

6:56 nobody gonna talk about that creepy guy in up right corner?

[@helljumpersofthegalacticre5437]

Oh god. I saw it and now I can’t unsee it

[@sethboyce3941]

2:15 wait I can buy "stuff" I'm good

[@olyviermonteau4300]

2:02 Me: *"buying oxygen from other people/aliens is nice..."*

[@thedarkdiamonds2764]

Me after the last meme: ok thwt some normal meme for my daily Also me after 0.000001 second later: why i felling i getting stupiderr

[@iseeyou3976]

4:51 a stalker apparently

[@akanehatsu3327]

Me with 25 other names in social media:i have infinite power

[@IloveEmirates]

On the thumbnail I would choose baby beacuse he would be to small to drive over so he would just go under the car and let both survive

[@ChemEDan]

11:52 That's why meat seasoning is called rub.

[@tsarfox3462]

In regards to the thumbnail: Obviously the baby. If their parents are so irresponsible they let their kid crawl across the street unattended like that the baby is probably gonna be dead before tomorrow anyway.

[@catisyellen9877]

We’re censoring the word “suck” now? You gotta be effing kidding me.

[@KilaKaKa]

The old woman. She is at the end of her life, the baby is at the beginning of theirs.

[@redman457]

9:25 I would hit that button forever!

[@riversider2506]

Ended with a BANG!!

[@royalgoat5301]

4:48 Guess I'm kidnapping orphans for science.

[@shrekoof722]

r\cursed comments

[@abishaicorreia8621]

Orphans:- 👁️👄👁️

[@Bluesonofman]

The person in the self driving car

[@EG-bw5kv]

The one about death and sleep: there’s no definitive time you remember starting being a conscious human. Also, you had no control over coming into existence, so unexisting yourself may not be truly possible. How and why are you here to begin with? Hotel California.

[@logic9680]

1:59 Follow up question, if I am trans and have decided on a name but still haven't actually gone through anything and am still known as my original name, which name do I use? This is the shit I waste my brain power on

[@pxpsiperson]

lol i actually voted in that poll

[@thebleugamer_1187]

u play hollow knight

[@Damp_Water0]

911 drink has 2 cinnamon sticks standing up

[@Viper_fanboi]

This video is 99.9% accurate!

[@technobuster0]

where did you break that most important 0.1% from?

[@TheNoiseOfficalWoag]

Well I'll die from... ME?! HOW awesome!

[@your_rules_mean_nothing]

0:49 provided it's done right. It takes around 1,400 pounds of force to shatter a skull.

[@kosc14]

I mean both are good things I look forward too so I’m pushing the button

[@silliestgooberintheworld]

ok but seriously on the first one you should run over the baby because it’s like only 1.00000001 feet tall and the car is prob had a little space higher than that so both of them are safe

[@azrael4635]

You are now your username, well now I'm an angel of death, that can take the form of basically anything

[@Saturn.7056]

I named myself after my gender identity- I'm fairykin...ummm

[@Kingtron5464]

hello

[@justapotato4231]

Umm, am I even alive?

[@azrael4635]

@@justapotato4231 you a potato who has taken residence somewhere, so maybe

[@brick6967]

Hello

[@1337penguinman]

14:34 Do companies seriously not do a simple Google search before they name something?

[@catastrophicfailure2745]

if i am now my username, then nothing really changed

[@JupiterBoy100]

The thumbnail: Stop the car BEFORE the crosswalk and let them cross, there's probably enough clearance to do that and that's usually how crosswalks already work. Alternately, old lady, don't let your 6 month old grandchild fall 6 feet behind you.

[@akanehatsu3327]

A cane with it counting 1 to 2

[@Cha0s1um]

4:45 if I'm my username now, and tails.exe is a demon then... *IM A DEMON NOW*

[@PsykoticDucky]

4:51 hey guys its me! i missed you after spring break! teacher: OH LORD THERES A DUCK IN OUR SCHOOL!

[@jeffsampson5822]

16:47 Well, it is not so fun being a marshmallow matey now, is it?

[@evelyn_glcx902]

2:11 My name starts with an L so I would choose the 1 Billion and buy legal things

[@aeneamacaulay9514]

0:09 do c stop let them go then go off the road and try to get other people with them

[@AuroraOllie]

Me : * is a confused minor * Everyone else : fvck..

[@Smicklepickle]

Lets go i can buy hazardous waste and a harbour and hardware!

[@jeffalbus7209]

12:02 me too man i did it too exept on thanksgiving

[@A_Miss_Input]

9:27 If my luck in Roblox games have told me anything, I should be alright (Yes, I still play it, certain games are fun man)

[@prozsushith6759]

2:06 first ketter us E, so Euro. I would take all the money spend it on buying Euros, and revert it back. Ez $1.000.000 × 1000

[@drbright10]

2:30 oh no…

[@randomized_rick2459]

21:22 he has one giant teeth and you gon talk about his nose

[@aryan6898]

Thinking inside the box : b cuz granny will dies anyways Thinking outside the box if . If the car height is big enough then a cuz it would go above the baby and he wont die he might be a little traumatized

[@smexyapman]

B for sure. Not even sure how it is a question.

[@cramorantisgod4533]

2:27 I don’t know how to feel about this.

[@pointofix]

Thumbnail: Drive in the middle and get the Double-Kill.

[@randombros6466]

4:48 welp, I guess I’m just anybody now

[@D3monfury1]

If I become my user name I would be a cat that looks like a minecraft dirt block

[@yukitai9063]

That futa comment got me. (For those non-weebs who are curious, a futa or futanari is essentially a girl but with a dong attached)

[@elsandwich7481]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WEEBS

[@yukitai9063]

@@elsandwich7481, sometimes a guy is curious about the sensation of breasts. Edit: I meant shut-in eternal virgin... Guys in general may also get curious at times too.

[@janthejetplane5668]

2:33 OH NO, NOT A FING JETPLANE

[@MrIrdatlan]

3:32 lies. I wasnt accepted.

[@PenguinGeek1]

2:35 my user for most things is penguingeek or another pigeon

[@JustLex25]

Russian tank abandoned pov: what are you doing, step-tractor?? Is that your tow cable ?? Help I’m stuck step tractor

[@kiwizlifemeow1878]

for the first one A cuz the baby is in the middle of nowhere

[@kosuken]

2:05 My real name starts with “p” what the hell am I supposed to buy?

[@thedatboi_]

2:29 NO!! IM NOT I PROMISE!!!!

[@ondramurina3422]

4:09 Sad true :(

[@green3267]

yoo at 1:55does that mean i can spend it on life

[@angelizabethsteinhaven]

4:49 I'm a fvcking Robin Bunker

[@joseangames7154]

Love Your Vids

[@s3b374]

2:08 apple stocks

[@polyamorus_potato]

2:11 My name starts with e so I'll just say everything

[@official-obama]

2:28 thethethethethetho? what?

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

9:26 Why not? I will push this button cuz I want money. If I'll become a girl… Ah shit, guess am f**ked…

[@figuregaming3872]

Quite literally

[@A3Carti3rrr]

2:35 my username is literally HITLER

[@ecrawford013]

1st degree burns weak numbers let’s up the numbers to 1 infinite degree burn

[@pumpkinboi9441]

now im a black skull of dragons death

[@mrCoolJoe]

2:31 oh no.