CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 51

[@joaojonito3764]

0:03 Dude broke all the world laws, social rules, rules of nature, every single rule ever with that comment. And he traumatized every single soul too

[@pyrolucky5741]

I can relate to the first one. Pigs are cute and adorable with how they walk and oink. Dogs are pretty yummy.

[@Vyrion_Edits]

"Pigs are cute"

[@Ascensionshypnosis]

In China they eat cats dogs horses sharks and pigs

[@objectrayz2006]

@@Ascensionshypnosis they dont actually, it was just fake news.

[@Asparagus_is_just_tasty]

@@objectrayz2006 it’s actually real, as I did went to China before to participate in a wedding party, they had shark fin soup, roasted pork. Still they don’t eat cats or dogs. I suppose.

[@butlerofthemeows4314]

@@Asparagus_is_just_tasty Yup, shark fin soup is getting banned tho in some parts of China now. also while not everyone eats cats dogs horses sharks and pigs some people do i think

[@ebonytherussiafan2808]

If all the memes weren't censored I would probably laugh gosh darn it I hope one day just one day or even more we could finally have uncensored pure content that would be great really great

[@THEREDXREAL]

yes

[@Contrabander]

Russia fan/supporter = gigachad

[@randybaumery5090]

It's okay to use social media to rally people to destroy others stuff, but don't say fuck! 🤔

[@Lean_Dankr]

we can but then they wouldnt make money

[@toothandclaw4347]

OH MY GOSH YES

[@lethabomoshe3582]

18:11 The grave wasn't the only hole that was filled.

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

With what? Me? You?

[@yourlocalcommenter9948]

Graveyard*

[@douglasmarshall6949]

9:54 I'm actually curious which side wins in this situation. Technically two rooks are worth more than a queen, but they are still very similar in value.

[@ozzienemo]

stalemate or black unless black plays bad

[@douglasmarshall6949]

8:51 Spider-man vs the Flash is an interesting thought experiment. Can Spider-man actually dodge an attack from the Flash because of the Spider-sense? Or is the Flash simply too fast?

[@messwiththegooseandyougett8276]

0:24 Me: Looks at my wardrobe Also me: *Guess I'll die*

[@spaceperson6868]

nvm it's a wall :I

[@Mimikyuuuuuu]

i need to stick a hanger up in the *ss... *OUCH*

[@Seungberrysmine]

MINE IS A FUCKING SINK

[@bendyfan2006]

Mine is a charger

[@Nivina22]

mine is a piano

[@P1nkNebula]

0:24 wii remote with cover: oh hell nah

[@aentn]

0:16 The damage is instant death because to my left is a fucking bed

[@Leroy_AKA_The_Blood_GodJason]

no you are fucking, the bed.

[@slimeslayer5195]

Goodnight

[@paymelm]

The Swedish Millitary is coming For You, Stay Safe.

[@paymelm]

Pokimon more like poki my nuts

[@edex59]

0:17 The roof. I am currently lying on my side and my “left side” relative to me is the ceiling. I am in danger.

[@THE_THE]

As a normal person, I can indeed confirm puppies are delicious

[@bkCheezburgor]

Same

[@SCP-049-1-Why]

r/cursedcommentsthatshouldbeillegal

[@bkCheezburgor]

@@SCP-049-1-Why i Love to do illegal stuff

[@SCP-049-1-Why]

@@bkCheezburgor r/cursedcommentsthatshouldbeillegalatleastmostpeoplethinkorsmtbutidontagreebeacusesometimesidothesame

[@bkCheezburgor]

@Tyler Kudo lmao i eat Humans you should Try them

[@yaitsmaheen]

0:23 Theres a bag of doritos on my left-

[@AyanoAishi-x8q]

Oh shit, I have a bag of mini starbursts on my left--

[@Boxarts]

I have a Monty plush.... Oh duck off 😭

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

I literally have a cactus. Kill me now

[@dingdongdropdead]

the closest object to my left is my sketchbook

[@Someone_from_Bavaria]

Queen ran out on Totems of undying RIP Queen Love from Germany

[@kianihoward5503]

0:20 Looks to my left. Sees a whole cupboard. "Yeah, pretty bad I think"

[@raineblackstar3522]

4:00 WHY DID THAT GET ME TO WHEEZE?! My humor is so fucked up istfg 😂😂😂

[@seek5146]

0:23 *CHAIR*

[@xondee6387]

0:12 me laying down on my bed on my left side

[@rake10]

0:23 my brother

[@mariusmalin2092]

7:30 THISACTUALLY HAD ME WHEEZING ANDNOW MY NECK HRTS

[@Anakinvoorhees]

5:03 Bro has secured the entire human race VIP spots in hell. That comment was beyond cursed

[@randomdots7758]

00:17 My brother’s elbow. 8/10 damage 😌

[@thatdollygirl1478]

0:19 The item next to me is the entire shower, along with the curtains, the bathtub, all that. *D e a t h*

[@sunnyf1r324]

Mine was a chair.... *oh gosh*

[@yourlocalcommenter9948]

Worse then death, getting your skin I'm not finishing my sentence

[@i_am_Plague]

@@yourlocalcommenter9948 thank you.

[@yourlocalcommenter9948]

@@i_am_Plague shred to bits violently, your welcome

[@Dogprofile]

0:26 lamp, a massive lamp up to my shoulder.

[@ryomahoshi1607]

Serious question: what is frosty lotion?

[@applbappl]

0:24 my car door.. ?????

[@twinny643]

0:17 a stove? yikes

[@S-Rank_Offical]

#dailydoseofmemes Soup: I Am The Only Thing To Kill Diseases. Pills And Crackers: Are We Jokes To You?

[@sayywaaat]

0:13 to my left is a yoga ball.. god no....

[@dukeofwellington5879]

0:14 Guess I gotta shove my football boots there 😢😢😢😢

[@lewkemia]

the first one is just messed up tbh

[@danhiggins99]

0:24 *looks to my left, sees bookshelf* well uh hmm

[@RUBBERDUCKIE666]

0:20 it's a bath tub :]

[@XTC_wasTaken]

0:01 go to China, you'll find your answer there

[@candyrash7208]

IM DYING 😭😭😭😭

[@lukepage3880]

0:25 a sorry board there ain’t no recovering from that one

[@lukepage3880]

I didn’t realize the irony of this comment until about 30secs later

[@mr.trollman.]

0:13 The object on my left is a rock

[@bkCheezburgor]

The Object on my left is a whole fucking shelf

[@mr.trollman.]

@@bkCheezburgor I already did it now you gotta put the whole shelf up you’re cheezit hole

[@bkCheezburgor]

@@mr.trollman. Well Then See ya in a bit

[@whatislife513]

0:13 *a nightstand, im probably dead*

[@colinspasm3329]

I've been so depressed since HRH Mrs.Granny UK 'passed'. It doesn't stop! Join the queue! Don't you dare smile! Noone mention Andrew goosing his daughter! Look at the box! LOOKATHEBOX!!! 3 more days of this. Awesome.

[@junifireversion7]

There was nothing to my left, then my brother threw a pencil at me 🥶

[@realtowel2423]

1:43 dawg u don't need to name everything

[@GreedyOrange]

3:00 "spread them" youre welcome

[@thebearbehindthebite3331]

0:23 oof a plate would kinda hurt

[@berserk9968]

the object to my left is a chair

[@Anormalyoutuber2255]

0:13 a bed

[@partypooper3836]

0:13 Oh no, please not the red headphones.

[@Commando_16]

because one is cute and the other is bloody delicious

[@demodragon6426]

This is a amazing video!

[@oreoxloopz3123]

guys help a wall is going up my a-

[@Preppybabiess]

Lol I got a bed

[@kingdomminecraftgaming6637]

0:26 very beeg luggage case

[@nglidk]

0:45 He dates the latest Generation. Gen Alpha

[@-cursed-9932]

The second one- MY BROTHER IS TO MY LEFT WTH 😭🤲

[@gloomette.e]

*0:18* *Theres a chargin socket next to me.* *Duck guess im getting electrocuted but atleast i go in a fun way* *I m. S o r r y*

[@seek5146]

*CHAIR*

[@gloomette.e]

@@seek5146 *You want me to shove a chair up my @$$ 💀*

[@gloomette.e]

@@xojellyox *PFFFT RIP -*

[@gloomette.e]

@@xojellyox i think you should just be awarded for surviving that

[@oldestdreamja]

0:23 oh not the pillar!

[@i_am_Plague]

theres a vape shop called vaporeon.. i really hate the internet.

[@mohammedhisham2293]

0:22 my flippin blanket

[@snwmat]

that dog really Wenomechainsama

[@rojevil2829]

0:23 this happened the same to me and my sister is on my right..

[@RUGER5264]

What about plants? Vegans love flowers but eat cabbage. JUSTICE FOR CABBAGES! CABBAGE LIVES MATTER!

[@dracodragonknightkorosenai]

Tf flowers are seriously eaten by people. Not raw obviously but there are dishes

[@JJStuffy]

I think the N in the kids area of that hospital lobby is for newborn, since it is a baby chick in a cracked egg.

[@Theducknextdoor]

Umm there’s a door to my left...

[@evilaccel9259]

You know when you want to like the video, but you saw something so... weird and start having mix feeling about using the like button? In every single one of those cursedcomments videos, I've ad that problem. But another one is so funny that I had to forget about my previous weird encounter and like the video.

[@Syl14_]

how do you ask for ball pics and not want ball pics

[@willyreeves319]

Jimmy Carter is older than the Queen

[@yourgreatestnightmare3755]

A tray table, lord please help. A tray table is gonna go up my ass.

[@tesstickles4621]

Hate when people edit their comments on reddit saying "tHaNkS fOr ThE lIkEs."

[@oliverp7666]

*turtle noises *

[@l.v1473]

I dont care if you eat dogs or pigs as long as they are treaded well and humane

[@BeanGodGoober]

0:24 I read this as I look at my skateboard

[@ieatbees55]

0:23 mY DESK IS GOING UP MY--

[@mintkiity]

The 2nd Shove the entire left side of my car up? I don’t think that’s possible :>

[@moeroethler2450]

Dogs are cute and known as pets. Pigs can be pets too, but they taste pretty good. I love pigs, both in my stomach and as a pet.

[@patrykgaming1489]

The first one LOL, but I agree that puppies should be eaten and dogs too

[@ToastedBacon.]

my ewater bottle wont fit up there

[@leshys_crown]

0:16 scissors, I'm screwed

[@kintsuki99]

The rates of teen pregnancy has increase since sex ed has been introducted in the curriculum.

[@leMiG31]

0:02 well first of all ,we bataknese eat dogs and pigs

[@YoyleMetalBerry]

0:42 OFFENSIVE!

[@yourlocalcommenter9948]

4:41 As someone who is more chaotic then jevil on chaos and drugs, even I don't like that.

[@EzJaroFR]

The first comment was wrong on so many levels

[@thefailure7789]

0:12 there's an extension plug next to me. I'm gonna have an electrical night

[@slimeslayer5195]

Definitely a shocking night!

[@ruzgar1903BJK]

To my left is my dad…

[@GloriousLuke]

0:19 shit it’s my bookshelf

[@danhiggins99]

#dailydoseofmemes 2019 me: What a great year 2020 me: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@jaimeliotti1547]

0:14 I looked to my left reading the post. I just saw my blanket. I was in bed. No damage at all!

[@endarus6053]

2:46 *those who know*

[@inquisitorthornside3p494]

also fun fuct about dolphins.

[@therockrancher]

0:12 Welp. Goodbye work schedule. AH SHIT I PAPERCUT MY ASS

[@andrewjones9547]

8:17 good thing i got doomslayer on speed dial

[@Disbanded9998]

0:15 i see a door.

[@maximallost2891]

6:38 oh look, it‘s me

[@wetalkaboutbruno7919]

Shit, my sisters kindle gonna go up my ass...

[@kandysmagicshop3336]

Puppies are expensive to eat even though they could actually taste good tho I didn’t eat one but just expensive

[@elizabethparga6181]

0:20 damn it just had to be the vaccume

[@Imimurwalls283]

0:15 My wall is to the left of me.

[@tuanminhthai5694]

0:01 Chinese treat them equally

[@soda.slosher]

0:17 …to my left there’s my school laptop. Fuck

[@Ascensionshypnosis]

Actually in China Chinese eat cats and dog and pig and horse and shark and basically every other animal that shouldn’t technically be food

[@CatKot]

20:04 *music stops* G E N O C I D E

[@ussr1945ofmay]

To my left it was a dog I know what must happen

[@DivineDefect]

Guess the extension lead is going up my a##.

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

For me its a charger, won't be pleasant but at least I might at least survive

[@uranian-Umbra]

0:17 my sister is also next to me o-o