CURSED COMMENTS V47

[@bofo8257]

That moose killed 10,000 humans and got the “immortal” skin

[@thelocalorgandealer7282]

No, it’s 10,000 Canadians

[@isappycracks]

no bro canadians can only give you the kind skin you have to kill 10.000 fishes for it

[@NemoWasHere]

Americans & British people

[@mcqueen10.]

Only one piece of it though. Once they get to 10,000,000 kills they unlock the full skin

[@vahidjump]

Do you mean skill? Skin feels wrong in this comment

[@PatataChip_Alt]

Man played as moose, now a *GOD OF WAR*

[@rayhanshorts7603]

0:14 New skin unlocked: electrical burn Achievement unlocked: wasn't a favourite of god

[@johnd5398]

He survived a lightning strike. I'd say god was pretty enamored with him.

[@MemeStreetMemes]

"What day is it?" "It's meme day" squeaked Piglet. "My favorite day" Pooh said.

[@warumonzeamon4617]

Perfect to watch while eating blood and honey

[@smoothbrain3114]

i would love to read a book about winnie the pooh on meme day

[@ezekielhernandez1473]

Explosive diarrhea whenever I need to fight crime.

[@KylixTheFur]

I wanted to give people explosive diarrhea, a literal "shitty superpower." I can help you

[@roringusanda2837]

For you or for them?

[@simondfrost7925]

It only works with juvenile crimes.

[@nolanmaldonado6813]

My shitty super power would be the ability to enhance, downgrade, or turn off my five senses.

[@polishpartygoer4982]

Every time you say “it’s hot in here” a man from Arizona will materialise from thin air and say “you think that’s hot?” And rambles on about Arizona. Once he’s done, he will disappear

[@warlock_2551]

As Arizonan man I can confirm this is what I do

[@johnd5398]

Let's not forget "yeah, but it's a DRY heat!"

[@danielohenebeng6062]

3:35 didn't know Dwight was on reddit

[@theothenbrabbit998]

Thank you for understanding this reference

[@parrots4life74]

A lame but fun superpower I'd choose is to make people cough. The opportunity to watch people live on TV and make them cough just when they are about to drop some important news, or say something in a specific tone to really outline its importance and ruin it would make my day.

[@theguy7276]

Plot twist- it only works on people with covid that are within 3 feet of other people.

[@someguyintheuniverse415]

Hello Satan

[@happygav123]

1:50 Bro got roasted by an NFT

[@entiretotalityofwhateverexists]

12:04 yeah nice censorship lol

[@troystaunton254]

4:27 simple, men are attracted to what men are attracted to, and the same goes for women. If Ed sheeran is what women are attracted to, then I’ll start walking around with a guitar and let my red hair grow a bit.

[@slimboyfat6641]

The ability to make anyone shit themselves

[@أحمدمصطفىشلبي-ج2ه]

Ouch

[@simondfrost7925]

The poop is alive and loves you like a stepsister.

[@vincentd9834]

but there's a 1% chance of you shitting yourself as well, and it stacks. when you do shit yourself,it resets.

[@Drewzdev]

This one was pretty brutal. I think I need to work for RC Cola. That response was epic.

[@simondfrost7925]

My dude, I had to watch that part twice...had me wanting to buy their stock.

[@A_skeleton332]

wow those memes actually made me cry laughing!

[@r_ike4626]

My superpower would be to make anyone to Never give themselves up Never let them down Never let them run around, and desert us Never make them cry Never say goodbye Never tell a lie, and tell the truth

[@headwound04]

so your Rick Astley?

[@KylixTheFur]

Nice Rick Roll

[@roringusanda2837]

🐙Damn you!!

[@Vagabond_inc]

But everytime you have to stuff a raccoon up your ahh to activate it

[@marinegideongamer1626]

dude got me with rickie rickie roll

[@kainmoe7646]

#Dankness Me, in my best Ben Shapiro voice: Let's say, hypothetically I- My Liberal friends: Shut up already! Me, in my best Joe Biden voice: C'mon man, you know the thing! My Conservative friends: God damn it.

[@trinity824]

Let's say hypothetically, for the sake of argument, I'm a quirked up white boy...

[@SomeWhereInNevada.]

@@trinity824 damn. Now Im quirky too. Wanna quirk together sometime? :)))))

[@Vagabond_inc]

"dra'nakyouk" Shit got me straight up chuckling

[@planktonkrab]

17:31 *GENOCIDE* 18:26 *$UICIDE* Oh, right, crappy super power: Infinite spawns of the Halo 3 rat.

[@Th3Middleman]

My shitty super power would be being able to fly, but only being able to go faster than 20mph by farting, like a turbo boost

[@memr0n830]

God tier superpower: everytime you stub your toe/toes, the nearest r@p1st or p3d0 dies

[@warlock_2551]

I'd rather stub my toe and get a little pain, not instantly die...

[@vinaayagamkarunagaran3439]

i would go stub my toes multiple while attending an election campaign speech if i were you

[@KylixTheFur]

@@warlock_2551 ROTFLMAO

[@simondfrost7925]

You have experience their crimes from their pov when it happens

[@memr0n830]

@@simondfrost7925 you my friends are a sadist and that draw back is something too cursed for this world

[@ultimate_pleb]

14:30 gonna kill people by throwing a bag of deadly spiders at them, so i can be called "Spider-Man"

[@keramon8700]

The power to sneeze with your eyes open

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

Sure, but the sneeze comes out your ass, along with whatever shit currently awaits its next expulsion.

[@SomeWhereInNevada.]

This is too much for one person to handle

[@yahyasalim8011]

You should have just said, the power to pop my eyes out

[@ripvanwinkle9648]

07:00 What would be the worst thing to put into a pinata? - I'm going to go with -- Anthrax.

[@marinegideongamer1626]

how about the doom slayers pet rabbit

[@ultimate_pleb]

i have super strength but it only activities after i say "it's clobberin' time" *wait*

[@simondfrost7925]

It only works when you are trying to masturbate.

[@Vagabond_inc]

Everytime you use it your legs shrink and you lose the ability to walk, it will go back to normal once it is deactivated

[@Aeronizor]

0:52 literally straight out of the show "Bonding"

[@Crux___]

2:44 "You Were Promoted To Mafioso!"

[@kaleymcinnis7589]

I was almost unalived by a moose last night

[@SeventyTinyWyverns]

The power to say the name of a random small object (less than 1kg weight) and that thing will appear precisely 37cm to the left of my head. It's not awful, just really random. "Screwdriver"

[@flexy494]

More like: He unlocked medium rare skin

[@Fayanora]

"My pet owl is not a prostitute." Not with that attitude it ain't!

[@gaiaattene8604]

0:15 crispy skin

[@ultimategigachad629]

3:41 man used the dragonball fusion dance💀

[@thunderwplf1078]

underrated

[@theterminado8638]

Bad superpower: You can fly when you hold your breath, And you have asthma

[@LacieWhy]

I thought The Fox Hollow Farms were “haunted”.

[@ap.pl.e]

Bro if you want that 400$ just bring a bouncy ball lmao

[@n00bxl71]

20:56 Reminds me of an eminem line "Check my ball hair, make sure it's all there"

[@priyangshudutta9686]

10.58_ 'lil Hypothermia' for me. 😂

[@contentconsumer963]

The AVP joke got me so good. Did not see it coming.

[@yahyasalim8011]

"The town was stained in blood and rotting corpses, but 'worth it' said the moose as he grinned, and for completing one of the Devil's deeds he received a reward"

[@brandonreed9508]

I can drink any temperature of coffee and not burn my lips, oh and my mouth doesn't hurt either.

[@dogewow9893]

My own super power? Hmm I'm able to drink the funky liquid inside the lava lamp

[@platinumchromee3191]

But you already have it

[@kacperstronski2313]

10:56 Lil where the fuck is my finger

[@casualsleepingdragon8501]

#DANKNESS The shitty super power i'd choose is the power to cause someone to permanently have a fetish of my choice at will, i can choose the level of erousal, from mild intrest to anime level nymphomaniac. Bank robber? Now they're absolutely creaming themselves to the þought of police and being handcuffed.

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

i choose the ability to teleport bread.

[@simondfrost7925]

The bread comes from yeast infections.

[@tehdogefather6546]

shitty super power: always gets featured

[@darksnwyt6928]

being able to move all sorts of paper like a psych

[@shackachan2107]

The power to make toilets but never be able to use one

[@Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit1087]

5:14 ok this is fucked up. Screw Disney.

[@davidthelazygamer1397]

The Bob the builder part had me rolling

[@SUSpiciousD0G]

10:45 🦁holly shit Jesus is that you

[@spiderfreakgaming2537]

The power to conjure a hair ball in some random house

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

The power to turn dog crap into gold, unfortunately it still has the same smell and consistency.

[@Vagabond_inc]

But everytime you use it you have to shit out sharp ice

[@ultimate_pleb]

20:10 Ferb, i know what we are gonna do today!

[@thelightattheendofthetunne8503]

lil can't deal with life anymore so you vent to your girlfriend and she snitches on you and you get put into psych unit.

[@drydogg]

Lil' Bad-Med-Combo.

[@Gamerlife-sq1uv]

The moose got the Damascus skin

[@billiondollardan]

HOLY SHIT what a terrifying thumbnail

[@zealotmaster1]

my super power is to let everyone know your internet search history through telepathy, even if you deleted it

[@nunyadambidness8568]

Monster.

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

The side effect is that you have no way to share that information with anyone unless you act out whatever it is. Checkmate. ;)

[@zealotmaster1]

@@Cloak_N_Dagger oh no!.......anyways

[@crazyman1650]

Player 3 has joined the game killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drydogg]

I have the power to make people fart and sneeze, at the same time; however, the fart is louder than the sneeze.

[@theguy7276]

My shitty superpower : not having one

[@certifiedgoblinoid4296]

I couldn't stop laughing at the point in which it asked "what's your rapper name if it was "lil" and the last reason you were in the hospital?" I guess mine would have been Lil Anaphylaxis.

[@johnd5398]

As a rapper, you'd be too stupid to spell your own name.

[@b1-alabatnoahzildjianb.243]

lil headache

[@danplaysshiz4704]

Lil inflamed knee

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

15:14 kinda saw that coming from a mile away 😭🤣

[@SUSpiciousD0G]

6:50 fun fact when i was in theater watching avengers endgame at like 10 minutes of the movie 🍿 the movie brutality stopped and we have to wait 10 more minutes before we can continue the movie it’s not like it’s a fucking 3h00 movie

[@bendeugron3573]

#dankness cats probably have nine lives because after their ninth time being dropped of a 10 storey building they just give in. W e a k

[@kikofuku4670]

20:11 i can have a pet owl? Why have i not been made aware of this?

[@starliaghtsz8400]

superpower: i can beat cuphead without breaking my controller

[@trinitylaronde4408]

my superpower is I can teleport but when I do I end up inside somebody's skin. literally.

[@Vagabond_inc]

Everytime you use it your head gets smaller

[@shackachan2107]

Lil leg falling off

[@forrestblackburn9786]

#Dankness I don't take anything serious. I could watch someone jump in front of a train and say in other news Thomas the train has been arrested for a DUI.

[@rohmarts]

The power to transform Pizza into Cauliflower.

[@ghosty5478]

13:18is A good idea

[@thegamingdemon5374]

10:55 lil suicidal thoughts

[@radio9632]

10:52 chill, the last time I was in a hospital, it was for my eye surgery, I'm Chinese.

[@headwound04]

my superpower would be to make anyone I want tell the truth and it they lie it causes them excruciating pain

[@ExDixionconderoga]

21:21 Yeah. Humans are animals.

[@belladied]

10:57 lil suicide attempt

[@kennedy_bennedy]

My rapper name is freaking Lil' Bloodwork

[@bigMandessy1756]

A shitty superpower would be being a politician and you can hear the voices in your head of e eryone hating on you

[@goldenraspberry4242]

20:17 Huh thats odd i dont remember adding tomato sauce..

[@bronvanhelderheid4237]

WHOA! 14:03 to 14:07 is really HEAVY!

[@Euromans_left_braincell]

Ok here's mine: every time you pop a pimple lightning strikes somewhere near you

[@Vagabond_inc]

Everytime you must eat an entire mayonnaise container

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Dude, I dunno. That skin looks more well done than rare.

[@ereyron]

mine has to be able to make people have explosive farts

[@michaellambert1447]

Mine would be Lil Cyst

[@ethanprince356]

#dankness A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

[@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

3:46 I thought that meant they feed the younger ones first then the oldest

[@user-im69hribmc]

Looks like Damascus skin

[@the_great_crusade]

Lil staircase

[@izukumidoriya8600]

16:53 damn milk be getting quirks now (mha reference)

[@serpentplayz1861]

I can make every body itchy in public at coughs* you know and i can also make people itch who play rhythm games

[@UncleRicoProductions2024]

0:45 no oh god NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ILikeTheSmileTBH]

The moose in the thumbnail looks like this one boss from this game called Wildcraft.

[@OceanAce]

6:19 Communism 100

[@nathanking7357]

Im lil Covid vaccine also my superpower is to be able to eat the smell of candles

[@SUSpiciousD0G]

0:45 Me: Nikocado Avocado🥑

[@blueboy7310]

#dankness To control peoples turds

[@SUSpiciousD0G]

0:41 Me: 👇 Nikocado Avocado 🥑

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

5:40 was he a paraplegic that went skydiving or he became one after?

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

14:39 killin me