Cursed Comments

Today we are looking at the most cursed comments on the internet from the funniest and best posts on r/cursedcomments
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[@twinnight]

Canonically, it’s shown in the original minions movie that they stayed in an ice cave from the 1880’s to 1969. So they didn’t serve hitler

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

They probably put that there just to put those memes to rest

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

That lore came out in that film

[@captainweekend5276]

But had they been around, they totally would have.

[@FlunkeyMonkey404]

the minions will find a way.

[@cuckling9031]

fun fact: in the movies they killed a total of 81 people

[@laurieharper1526]

George, I'm an old git of 70 and I think yours is one of the funniest channels on KZbin. Thanks for finding these gems for us. Still laughing about Peppa Pig's mum's only fans account.

[@teamburns]

Love this comment

[@barleduckgeo]

100th like

[@Patrik6920]

lol, whats a peppa pigs OF looks like? .. frying bacon crispy...

[@brickmann2089]

11:50 In one of Minion Movies it is shown that after serving Napoleon the Minions hid in some sort of ice cave until modern day. The Writers of the Minions movies probably anticipated that exact question.

[@Ebbie155]

yep they were very smart with that

[@veryepikhuman3958]

smart of them to do that. they foiled my plans of using minions as n4z1 imagery 😔

[@mattf1sh97]

It's genuinely fascinating that one typo makes George's brain unable to comprehend the sentence

[@tangytim6699]

It's either the autism or the dyslexia

[@eliedwards7693]

Wait what's it supposed to say

[@nejdalej]

The pole spins itself, but pole dancing is still a skill. You've still got to hold onto the thing as it spins. You need a whole bunch of upper body and core strength, to boot.

[@michaelkennedy8303]

So it doesn't just magnetise you to it hands-free? Wow.

[@python1972]

Also depending on what you're doing it doesn't always spin. Some tricks are harder to perform whilst it spins and in those cases the bar stops automatically spinning and becomes more flexible and slack allowing the dancer to control the speed.

[@manboy4720]

you got personal experience?

[@python1972]

@@manboy4720 Yes I do pole dancing for exercise purposes I have a core stronger than the earth

[@randomeyeliner]

Yes there is a pin in the pole, when it's in, it doesn't spin when it's out it spins. (I took a class, it does actually require a lot of upper body strength). Respect to the pros.

[@isobeljelbert]

George being out of focus for most of the video was my favourite part

[@grabble7605]

I thought it was my internet fucking about :x

[@BenOcallaghan-ss6ez]

George seems like he sniffs flowers and sneezes

[@YuiWrong]

I love that this is the second video where George has showed that Furry Shades of Gay game, and also the second video where he has gone to look at gameplay for "research"

[@marcromain64]

Repression trauma is a real thing.

[@jessiejepps3475]

What was the first time??

[@YuiWrong]

@@jessiejepps3475 In the video "Sad Cringe" at 3:57

[@epicfail7874]

9:15 long time viewers will know this is the second time Memeulous has read this picture and looked up furry shades of grey

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

Convinced he just wants to browse that game lol

[@lovesdramas]

Okay, the stripper pole thing isn’t true. Maybe in some cases it is, but even though I personally have never been to a strip club, I do know that pole dancing is an actual skill and art. REAL pole dancers have to train for years and usually even take special pole dancing classes to get it right. It’s actually pretty cool and isn’t always just a sexual thing either.

[@SeraphimHierarchy]

My jead hdurh, mighnrane

[@veryepikhuman3958]

my bad man, seems i added too small of a dose and all it did was hurt your head. dw next time i'll be prepared

[@manboy4720]

hi migraine, i'm dad!

[@SeraphimHierarchy]

I do not remember commenting this 😭

[@emelieengstrom4274]

1:10 reminded me of when my parents got a 230,000 dollar hospital bill because I had to get an ingrown toenail removed. my parents said absolutely not and called the insurance company, who had said that they would pay since I'm an international student at a boarding school and therefore need insurance through my school.

[@DJVideso]

Stop making up lies

[@CalTheDelphox]

PROJECT ZOMBOID MENTIONED 0:17🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@virtual2288]

RAGHHHHH PROJECT ZOMBOID WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEDGEHAMMER???

[@pizzaneapolitanXD]

​@@virtual2288WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? SEX OR LARGE BACKPACK?!?!?!

[@G36C-556]

Stamina has fallen, millions must walk

[@XavMarz]

RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥

[@SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF LOUISVILLE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@JayCantDunk]

i’ve been watching your videos for so many years you really haven’t changed and i love that

[@ukyotheshinigami8881]

Man, the teletubbies lion and bear scared the living shit out of me when I was a child. I always thought I was the only kid that was afraid of that lmfao.

[@william3750]

Me sitting here wearing an EEG machine and with several hundred euros worth of epilepsy medication having not had to pay for any of it and viewing a man who had to pay $100, 000+ just because he had a heart attack makes me feel pretty lucky not to be an American

[@Furiousgamer269]

L bozo to the guy lol

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

In the 6th star wars movie, during darth vader's death you can hear blaster fire in the background. No rebels were on the death star at the time so that means it could only be stormtroopers killing eachother to get off before the explosion

[@KurtisHere_91]

I honestly don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a GeorgeM video Maybe it's because I'm off my meds today but it's still a very funny video

[@bannado5696]

0:18 I play Project Zomboid and I can say with absolute certainty I have no idea what he is talking about

[@Ashley-qh8ud]

I play project zomboid and I genuinely think the first person has gone insane

[@terrariums.]

I’ve watched this video twice now and I’m planning to do it a third time in a row - george your videos are immaculate I hope you know

[@user-vg2ld3mn6p]

Fun fact: most of these comments there are "haha xxx now laugh"

[@jonnylong4441]

George admitting his true identity as Mummy Pig

[@thomashughes9529]

8:20 does anybody recognise whos hair that is under the comment 😂💀

[@ahmed78yearsago70]

The only person who looked into an oven and smiled

[@sethhudson8596]

Finally a video with only high quality cursed comments.

[@bonniecopeman2260]

We need part 2 😂

[@just_some_shadowed_cloud]

6:32 ACTUALLY !!! Some poles turn and some dont . Some can switch from static to spinning too ! The spinning ones are used in things like strip clubs because they make spinning easier . Static poles are used for the dance form since more dynamic moves can be performed on them .

[@xQueenTx]

Yasss mask daddy has posted x

[@Oaktree000]

We all know the scariest thing in the teletubbies is the hoover.

[@Glegh]

Comments on this video wont be any better

[@piecewisefunctioneer]

To stop people sitting next to me on public transport, I get their eye contact and pat the seat next to you extremely eagerly. Using this method, even at the busiest of times I get at least 2 spare seats.

[@Katiesdumpingground]

3:53 I did not need stoned Garfield staring at me after that comment 😭

[@meagag_]

0:08 i play this game and i have 0 clue what they are on about

[@asdatrollys8944]

As someone whose mum was a childminder, I am sad to say that I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every Peppa pig episode multiple times. Mummy pig is a firefighter.

[@SimaMaDraka]

A core memory unlocked after seeing the lion and the bear in Teletubbies. Nightmare fuel

[@lazy2335]

Project zomboid is just a zombie survival game. It's got really low poly graphics but it got really in depth gameplay and mechanics.

[@Fredingo92]

The bear and the lion from that teletubbies episode haunted my dreams

[@mortsartstudio9403]

The most jolting digital footprint

[@se4307]

The Numbertaker is the scariest thing on kids tv.

[@alexxpie_]

that teletubby video scared me so badly i still absolutely hate it

[@flameflox]

No way I was playing this video in the background as I am playing Project Zomboid

[@Bo-dw3eh]

Gee golly George! These comments sure are cursed! Wowza!

[@Wolfie54545]

I don’t know why hospitals do this, but nobody pays that money. Most of it is written off as losses, and then if you have insurance you pay even less. On top of that if you say you can’t afford it, hospitals are legally required to lower the price.

[@xayvionhicks1307]

Tax benefits if it's high

[@whimai412]

I feel bad for anybody that gets the "Skyrim lock method".... Oh dear D:

[@jack7g130]

ive played project zomboid an unhealthy amount of time and i still have no clue what that first comment was on about lol

[@James-ju4gj]

I play Prozect Zomboid and can confirm it makes no sense

[@luparker8360]

Trim looking fresh mr meemulous 😁

[@Imidentifiednow]

12:16 the birb is higher then when he flew above a plane 💀

[@HeartbeatCN]

George definitely pictured the girlfriend or mom dilemma after reading it. Poor guy.

[@TiredVillian]

Why are these comments so cursed? People scare me. ('-_-)

[@veryepikhuman3958]

i must agree, people are scary, i have a few solutions. though ive been told to keep quiet as it may aliken me to a man who was mentioned 3 times in this video.

[@mentaldavethefirst]

9:35. Standards! Giving the right kidney would be wrong.

[@RB.Reloaded]

12:39 haha bear goon

[@Ebbie155]

9:17 not anymore. you can finally private your games on steam. Finally!

[@KatastrophicNoodle]

Pussies. I'm going to play Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash and YOU'RE gonna know about it.

[@Jsembuh.Klansemi]

ngl that pizza looked rly fkn good lol

[@althiist]

Oh my god the telitubbies animal kingdom gave me nightmares as a kid when it’s like I’m the bear I’m the bear with brown ass fuzzy hair 😂

[@jamesgrant5405]

for the project zomboid thing its asking about the health menu ingame

[@Gymtoshi]

6:32, I found this out when I was 19 through experience with some friends 😂

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

The first guy left his generator on inside his base

[@antoniopatru8123]

How does that guy have a girlfriend despite shitting himself while gaming?!

[@mightykingbean]

Keep it coming geprge

[@froggyfresh08]

9:36 how sssniperwolf wanted jacksfilms to act like

[@SarahGriffiths1994]

Not me getting fully triggered at the end of this video...that lion and bear are the stuff of nightmares

[@DomhnallMolloy]

Early also projest zomboid is a game set in the apocalypse he is prolly asking how to eat a d drink

[@asiadaoverachiever]

The carbon monoxide thing might stem from when you are exposed to it, you began to become confused and tired

[@uno_revers]

Just watched that "The Boys" scene :(

[@squarkii_]

what is it😭😭

[@hopefb]

@@squarkii_yk the ant man thanos theory? (up the behind and then grow bit to destroy him) that but he goes inside for fun time night activity and spits the guy in half after accidentally getting bigger

[@squarkii_]

@@hopefb oh!!

[@uno_revers]

​@@squarkii_ I do not recommend watching it ☹️

[@Anty_Praza]

​@@hopefbachoo

[@aspectacled7440]

In reference to 5:17 Discover cards start with 6. I know because I work in sales over the phone, American Express is 3, VISA is 4, Master Card is 5, and Discover is 6, those are the four cards the company I work at accepts.

[@Cynthebin1987]

Here something cursed cereal milk ice cubes

[@hdhshshdhhdhjdbd-iu4ij]

You are a silly wee man George

[@djlarbz]

that bear gave me nightmares until i was 8

[@MrReVersed]

George, you have already looked at Furry shades of gay, but good save to excuse you looking at it

[@joshuaconnall4237]

11:40 they didn’t consider him evil because they agreed with him

[@stinkyflour5924]

George, if you were a real Minions fan, you would know they were in a cave with ice during the 1940s

[@grabble7605]

3:47 ...I hope his mom reads that.

[@Mazzaspazza]

I once saw a comment on the hub saying that the girl in the video was his girlfriend and he didn’t know about it 😭😭

[@xfreja]

dawg is exposing himself in this comment 💀

[@SOLROX_]

Big daddy George

[@avyd_exe772]

Wowzers these comments are really cursed!

[@hannahemily7563]

No fucking way my mother is the one that said my husband would pick me up like a bowling ball HAHAHAHAHHA I’m showing her this right now of course she gets recognised by memeulous and not me

[@bjarulez]

You should definitely stay back from a lorry tractor unit, the front bit without the trailer, they can stop on a sixpence as they have brakes necessary for stopping massive loads but they weigh nothing in comparison

[@MC_Champion_]

Is it cheaper for non-immediate life-threatening injuries to just fly to the uk and get free healthcare?

[@BenD47]

Project Zomboid is a game, haven't played but I want to, looks cool

[@unitedstatesofamericareal]

actually pole dancing poles can be locked in place or spin around, depends on the dance.

[@boekie98]

is this a roadman version of Pyro?

[@captainhindsight6994]

You should keep the slightly out of fovus shots of you, dunno, with the video title i felt its fitting

[@NuggieSquad.]

Damn thats crazy

[@Travis_Pickle2]

Project zombiod mentioned

[@nothx2328]

Banging vid

[@PickleIsMyDoggo]

This one is so fast paced

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

The meat in my feet hurts. Is it possible to wring out and meat tenderise? Thanks.

[@ithewho6603]

No you see, the Florida men would make pets out of the Australian animals and conquer the world.

[@TheBlueboyRuhan]

The slop thickens

[@SantaClausJR2WE]

Is it weird that I looked at the image underneath the response comment at 8:20 and knew it was Adolf Hitler's haircut?

[@veryepikhuman3958]

not at all its very easy to tell its an image of our hero himself

[@lunarhonk5640]

​@@veryepikhuman3958🤨

[@naurtouzumaki5797]

when I tell you my jaw dropped, my jaw *dropped* . 3:50

[@Cosmo_UwU98]

Steam friends can see what games you are playing!?!?? Oh shit.

[@certifiedslimer]

the first guy with a mental issue was probably either having problems loading a save game after a certain time threshold (never heard of that happening before" or having problems drinking and eating in the game (or he's fucking dense)

[@zappgl]

3:35 the Chris-Chan strat

[@veryepikhuman3958]

i hate that i didnt even have to check which post you were referring to

[@yo_046]

8:19 you’ve never been hungry?

[@bullet9274]

8:31 that’s a quesadilla 🤦‍♂️

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

And here we have reddits true nature

[@grabble7605]

12:21 That's Big Bird on bath salts. He made up Garibaldo to cover his ass when the pics got out.

[@zappgl]

i always knew you were a furry george, your fursona is just garfield