Cursed Commercials

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[@elsamarie1921]

"I would like to buy an Alexa." "What model?" *"The sexy dark muscle man please."*

[@gobgrimbleton]

A very smart choice

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

Imagine ordering a random Alexa model and having Putin or (Prime) Mike Tyson standing infront of your house the next day.

[@gobgrimbleton]

Putin model would probably have higher demand

[@SapienSafari]

I’ll take one.

[@SapienSafari]

@@gobgrimbleton “Alexa, invade Ukraine.”

[@DaKevke]

The alexa ad is a black mirror episode in the making.

[@SapienSafari]

Looking forward to that future. 🤣

[@peehead8532]

i only liked to be the 100th person

[@SapienSafari]

@@peehead8532 😂

[@stockinganarchy8615]

i think it is an episode, remener the android episode with her bf dying

[@abandonedchannel6094]

i never thought i'd hear "floss sloth" in my life and i wish i never did

[@maustank5224]

Yes I want my seconds back

[@camppidame82]

So this is how Detroit: Become human starts.

[@NobodyxImportant]

DBH joke in 2021 My hero lol

[@jt_cooks_1]

Wait till they go the violent protest route

[@jami5034]

Oh god yes

[@fuckthepopulation8109]

Yes

[@gavinmyles9851]

i realize I'm pretty off topic but does anyone know a good site to stream new series online?

[@spazzmatik2291]

im so glad someone finally acknowledged how weird that Alexa commercial was

[@SapienSafari]

Things can be weird and sexy at the same time. 😂

[@SapienSafari]

Instructions unclear. Bought Michael Bae Jordan instead.

[@mimistardust3915]

Underrated comment 😂😭

[@stewart2589]

Samuel L. "RPG" Jackson: *GAMERS*

[@PajamaManor]

The BT Commercial and the one with lucky cat reminds me of one of those late night cable commercials.

[@SapienSafari]

“Things are getting way too wet around here.” Jeff Bezos’s lawyers signed off on this and its hilarious.

[@chasespeelman4209]

The husband in the Alexa commercial... “ honey I already ran the sprinklers.... things are getting way to wet around here” I see what you did there AMAZON 😂😂😂

[@SapienSafari]

😂

[@leokellogg8830]

hold up

[@mega_bird700]

The lucky cat thing is actually a pretty creative way to fund restoring a building. Honestly good for them for trying something different. Edit: Mark was only supposed to be in the game for a limited time but they ended up leaving him in...I don't know if Mark knew if they were going to do that or not.

[@ToyChica1]

I live close to this building and yeah, I'm hoping that they reach their goal ! the area needs more fine art places , especially animation and stuff !

[@Azby64]

I adore soft rhymes. I guess "Flossing Sloth" can apply since it makes me grateful for my own mortality.

[@KitsuneFyora]

I'm never surprised to see cursed commercials during Superbowl. The baby monkey thing a couple years back set a new bar for cursed

[@helpmemily]

Thank you, you just reminded me of puppy monkey baby... I tried to wipe that from my memory but I guess it’ll never leave

[@bojangles7133]

I just love that a production based animation school based out of a hotel in Arkansas is selling Lucky Cats to raise money.

[@NotTheSpanner]

i'm only at the first commercial and i already want to die

[@maggiet644]

Yepp sameee

[@thegooserr12]

why toy companies why

[@infinitecypher7168]

The fish is a Deep Blue Sea reference where the shark ate Samuel L. Jackson.

[@anthonymayvary4840]

Glad I wasn't the only one to realize that

[@disneydreaming0210]

The Alexa one kinda makes me feel gross cause they are sexualizing him. Like imagine if they did that but with a women

[@MrsStormtrooper]

And it's creepy asf

[@username-mk4qv]

Imagine IF? Dude they’ve been objectifying and sexualizing women in commercials for decades and still do. There’s no hypothetical IF with that. And it’s gross either way. Yeah I get that he’s 2021s sexiest man alive, but he’s literally being used as a subservient object, they are basically promoting infidelity, and forcing sex into an ad for a product that has zero to do with it. I don’t mean to sound like a prude but that ad rubbed me the wrong way.

[@daithishepherd2756]

Have you been living under a rock? people always over sexualize women in media.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

@@username-mk4qv Well, you don't seem like the kind of person that has ever been rubbed the 'right' way. 😏

[@username-mk4qv]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 lol hey now, just because you don’t have what it takes, doesn’t mean no one else does. 😝 (don’t take that the wrong way, it’s just banter I hope you know)

[@Joltik-cr6iv]

"let markiplier help you get more purple cards" sounds like markiplier is trying to sell me drugs

[@sara.rae08]

They needed to add those old quiznos subs commerical with that creepy singing creature.

[@happyaleks3690]

Ngl, I want those lucky cats so fucking bad

[@teeth7768]

i feel like mark liked doing the ad at first but if he saw this shit he'd die just burry it, burry it deeeeeep pretend it doesnt exist

[@academyjason]

it was fine, it was quirky guest npc in a game. but the ad just somehow made it worse

[@10easilyamused]

It’s only 20$ Me: *laughs in broke*

[@SapienSafari]

😂

[@Gatorade69]

And yet some guy in a stream last night donated 775$ like it was nothing. I got called out for calling it out.

[@PajamaManor]

*ONLY $20*

[@CrimzonFT]

That Alexa one was actually kinda funny

[@SapienSafari]

The husband!

[@RunicAbyss]

So this is what it’s like to have an aneurysm without actually having one

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

Imagine ordering random Alexa model and having Putin or Mike Tyson standing infront of your house the next day.

[@SapienSafari]

The voice in the terrifying cat commercial sounded like Ben Shapiro.

[@Tamajyn69]

I actually unironically love the luckycat commercial 😂 it seems kinda meta and self aware

[@NaeSeonghwa]

the best toy advertising ive ever seen was phineas and ferb promoting their Perry The Platypus Inaction Figure

[@gryotharian]

Gotta do the Doug Garth commercials. Little Babies Ice Cream and Two Horses. Never seen commercials more cursed than those two.

[@edgarho007]

The alexa commercial has a really big issue that not everyone is paying attention to... If I made the same commercial but with the roles reversed...dear lord, I would be cancelled, banned, abused and way more!

[@edgarho007]

But because it was a woman fantasizing about it, is fine. Lol, talk about being hypocrite

[@tylerdurdan7740]

Ya it's genuinely stupid the way the world works I agree with you completely

[@crustytomato5164]

Imma be honest. The Michael B Jordan one was pretty funny.

[@SapienSafari]

It was! Love the husband!

[@number1elise]

It's like they only had half of a dog animation, so they made a duplicate and just placed the same side next the original just reversed. It's terrifying.

[@mowganashwey]

Okay, I want to buy a car shirt to support them now lol that commercial was perfection

[@Lawlsomedude]

we could have been living in a world where Pig was interacting with some CG orc or elf or whatever as part of a Raid Shadow Legends ad

[@UwUOwl]

If they swapped Michael B. Jordan with Scarlett Johansson, there would be outrage.

[@wintermoon7003]

To be fair, if I did see either of you in a gaming commercial, like Raid Shadow Legends, I wouldn't judge. Make that money! Nothing wrong with the grind!

[@jackcutter2]

QUICK EVERYONE! WATCH IT BEFORE KZbin GETS BUTTHURT AT A 2 SECOND CLIP

[@ItsMeTrist]

Too late.

[@AsgardianQueen]

I've never seen that particular version of that Alexa ad, I saw a shorter version.

[@rainingwhenidie]

1 commercial in and I already need therapy

[@ark_1156]

The lucky cat thing is so poorly made that it made me pity them for their goal

[@alvavolsung2957]

Those Japanese McDonalds commercials are terrifying

[@PawsBoff]

I was actually happy to see the video ad cut in than watching the lucky cat commercial... And I love cats...

[@courtneysenglish2308]

I really love this channel

[@NPC-nn4qe]

4:08-4:15 That was clearly a Deep Blue Sea reference.

[@mynamisrazzberryazzy]

Chadtronic called he wants his video back

[@mariceuh]

pretty hilarious the way pig just went in to his gfuel plug

[@azim5656]

The best yt duo doesn't exist Alien and Bacon: *Hey*

[@Khornecussion]

"GFuel is the best. They let you do anything. " **Staring at RussianBadger's new flavor, Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.** Yeah, I guess they do.

[@SkebtheOne]

Fun fact: youtube recommended me to subscribe to this channel, you know you should never listen to what youtube tells you

[@evanblake5252]

After the flossing sloth or whatever, not only is my will to live once again gone, but my will to end it all is also gone. I just have no will left.

[@puli_dreadhead]

Second ad the woman looks like Don Cheadle.

[@SapienSafari]

Don Cheadle and Issa Rae!

[@Neo-iz2fx]

after playing, i can now appreciate Elvis's bloodborne merch in the background

[@thomasgurley8893]

Ok but that deep blue sea reference with samuel l jackson was actually pretty good at 4:13

[@Sunny-xd3xi]

I appreciated the deep blue sea reference at the end of the Sam jack commercial.

[@borderjumpers6157]

I’m unsubscribing that flossing sloth will haunt me forever

[@pyraffin]

The dog in the lucky cat ad is just a dude playing around in facerig- forgot if it's an app or website, but markiplier or jacksepticeye has videos playing around in it.

[@MermaidMakes]

I’m sold. I’m going to that animation school.

[@jarenwhite9845]

Our duo’s are back at it 🔥

[@Theycallmeyae]

Get me that Alexa

[@SapienSafari]

Me too!

[@deathsyth8888]

This video was a G-Fuel ad the whole time! Eh... I'm ok with that. Flossing Sloth signing out!

[@ross825]

Cat ad felt like Interdimensional Cable style riffing

[@bdog3132]

I thought the Micheal B. Jordan one was kinda funny.

[@SapienSafari]

It was. The husband made it! 😂

[@jessicaferrara1310]

my fav duo

[@mackb5026]

Bro the Alexa ad was S tier

[@huskytzu7709]

Wouldn’t it be just Alex? XD

[@blavastly]

That is the funniest Alexa commercial I've ever seen.

[@kathrineprescott]

I was not expecting half of these to be cursed 😅

[@wearemaidenless5847]

Yes

[@loganxd6300]

keep up the great content guys!

[@rafaelvieira7496]

Great video guys, love both of you, thx for giving me something to remind me that I'm still sain

[@madisonadcock8616]

Alternate title: 2 grown men crawling out of their skin for 12 minuites

[@AsgardianQueen]

I don't blame you for turning down the Lucky Cat commercial, it annoys me too.

[@prestonalldredge4242]

I had an alexa, i trashed it after seeing this vid

[@Claypidgeon162]

If YOU are the stalker, then what happens when you put the black Lucky Cat t-shirt on?

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

My favorite "cursed commercial" is that nightmare Quiznos one

[@g0atman88]

I just got KZbin red so I dont get those demonic ads

[@SapienSafari]

😂

[@JoeMama._.]

Going to get my brother the sloth as a joke gift.

[@eeyoreslosttails5215]

The budlight commercials got me a passing grade in my media class . Nothing but one love to fucked up commercials .

[@PurpleMoonFlute]

I can't help but notice there's been a lot of over sexualized commercials lately.

[@sharicealexandria1]

If you don't understand how fine Micheal Bae Jordan is, then your loss lol

[@SapienSafari]

Exactly 😂

[@helpyourselfimbusy5747]

I mean I’m sold now. 😆 Love his acting in this.

[@mikev4638]

Was that a Deep Blue Sea reference in that Samuel L. Jackson commercial?

[@psabr44]

Yes.

[@big_guicy_hamburbur6719]

They chose a sloth for fifi because backpack kid looks like sith from ice age

[@CosmicAli_TheObserver]

CGI doggo is my favorite. And also, snacks.

[@rainbowcritter3904]

The Maneki Neko dog at the end sounded suspiciously like Jim Lion of "Joshua and the Promised Land" fame 🤔

[@hazelfirestone5154]

is it me or does that dog from lucky cat sound like a rick and north skit

[@anonymous-poet]

The lucky-cat commercial is so cheaply made because all the money is going to building restorations. 😁

[@arthurchristmas4112]

That maneki Neko sounds like smth straight out of Rick and Morty

[@nukahyatt9802]

I would only buy the lucky cat thing so they could get better animation teachers 😭

[@codimusprime7260]

It’s the next gen of humans, humanator

[@hvntercas]

you guys should cover the asmr bee movie 😂

[@lucasftsa4157]

the alexa one was pretty funny ngl

[@Alexd0t]

pig's just jealous because he could never make anything as good as these epic commercials

[@tannerhull697]

i remember seeing that Michael b Jordan commercial with my grandparents and it was like wtf are we watching? im the only high one

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

uh oh not the sloth.... *ANYTHING* but the sloth...!

[@nugumu3410]

4:45 Danny Gonzalez?

[@dragonrider7101]

Pretty sure they used FaceRig or something for that animation commercial, they might've made their own avatars and were marketing based on that. If so, kudos, that's not exactly easy...

[@Eevee860]

I don't think someone wearing a pink lucky cat shirt is able to find love

[@embrioimp4321]

Just like Grandma!

[@GodfatherVeteranChild]

Fifi is a prison term for someones sex toy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@psabr44]

Why does Samuel L Jackson look like Julius from Saints Row?

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Green Bay has devoured Samwells