Cursed Commercials

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[@DaKevke]

The alexa ad is a black mirror episode in the making.

[@SapienSafari]

Looking forward to that future. 🤣

[@peehead8532]

i only liked to be the 100th person

[@SapienSafari]

@@peehead8532 😂

[@stockinganarchy8615]

i think it is an episode, remener the android episode with her bf dying

[@elsamarie1921]

"I would like to buy an Alexa." "What model?" *"The sexy dark muscle man please."*

[@gobgrimbleton]

A very smart choice

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

Imagine ordering a random Alexa model and having Putin or (Prime) Mike Tyson standing infront of your house the next day.

[@gobgrimbleton]

Putin model would probably have higher demand

[@SapienSafari]

I’ll take one.

[@SapienSafari]

@@gobgrimbleton “Alexa, invade Ukraine.”

[@camppidame82]

So this is how Detroit: Become human starts.

[@NobodyxImportant]

DBH joke in 2021 My hero lol

[@jackteegarden6982]

Wait till they go the violent protest route

[@jami5034]

Oh god yes

[@fuckthepopulation8109]

Yes

[@gavinmyles9851]

i realize I'm pretty off topic but does anyone know a good site to stream new series online?

[@SapienSafari]

Instructions unclear. Bought Michael Bae Jordan instead.

[@mimistardust3915]

Underrated comment 😂😭

[@abandonedchannel6094]

i never thought i'd hear "floss sloth" in my life and i wish i never did

[@maustank5224]

Yes I want my seconds back

[@stewart2589]

Samuel L. "RPG" Jackson: *GAMERS*

[@PajamaManor]

The BT Commercial and the one with lucky cat reminds me of one of those late night cable commercials.

[@SapienSafari]

“Things are getting way too wet around here.” Jeff Bezos’s lawyers signed off on this and its hilarious.

[@spazzmatik2291]

im so glad someone finally acknowledged how weird that Alexa commercial was

[@SapienSafari]

Things can be weird and sexy at the same time. 😂

[@disneydreaming0210]

The Alexa one kinda makes me feel gross cause they are sexualizing him. Like imagine if they did that but with a women

[@MrsStormtrooper]

And it's creepy asf

[@username-mk4qv]

Imagine IF? Dude they’ve been objectifying and sexualizing women in commercials for decades and still do. There’s no hypothetical IF with that. And it’s gross either way. Yeah I get that he’s 2021s sexiest man alive, but he’s literally being used as a subservient object, they are basically promoting infidelity, and forcing sex into an ad for a product that has zero to do with it. I don’t mean to sound like a prude but that ad rubbed me the wrong way.

[@daithishepherd2756]

Have you been living under a rock? people always over sexualize women in media.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

@@username-mk4qv Well, you don't seem like the kind of person that has ever been rubbed the 'right' way. 😏

[@username-mk4qv]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 lol hey now, just because you don’t have what it takes, doesn’t mean no one else does. 😝 (don’t take that the wrong way, it’s just banter I hope you know)

[@NotTheSpanner]

i'm only at the first commercial and i already want to die

[@maggiet644]

Yepp sameee

[@thegooserr12]

why toy companies why

[@chasespeelman4209]

The husband in the Alexa commercial... “ honey I already ran the sprinklers.... things are getting way to wet around here” I see what you did there AMAZON 😂😂😂

[@SapienSafari]

😂

[@leokellogg8830]

hold up

[@mega_bird700]

The lucky cat thing is actually a pretty creative way to fund restoring a building. Honestly good for them for trying something different. Edit: Mark was only supposed to be in the game for a limited time but they ended up leaving him in...I don't know if Mark knew if they were going to do that or not.

[@ToyChica1]

I live close to this building and yeah, I'm hoping that they reach their goal ! the area needs more fine art places , especially animation and stuff !

[@infinitecypher7168]

The fish is a Deep Blue Sea reference where the shark ate Samuel L. Jackson.

[@anthonymayvary4840]

Glad I wasn't the only one to realize that

[@Azby64]

I adore soft rhymes. I guess "Flossing Sloth" can apply since it makes me grateful for my own mortality.

[@teeth7768]

i feel like mark liked doing the ad at first but if he saw this shit he'd die just burry it, burry it deeeeeep pretend it doesnt exist

[@academyjason]

it was fine, it was quirky guest npc in a game. but the ad just somehow made it worse

[@happyaleks3690]

Ngl, I want those lucky cats so fucking bad

[@bojangles7133]

I just love that a production based animation school based out of a hotel in Arkansas is selling Lucky Cats to raise money.

[@SapienSafari]

The voice in the terrifying cat commercial sounded like Ben Shapiro.

[@KitsuneFyora]

I'm never surprised to see cursed commercials during Superbowl. The baby monkey thing a couple years back set a new bar for cursed

[@helpmemily]

Thank you, you just reminded me of puppy monkey baby... I tried to wipe that from my memory but I guess it’ll never leave

[@crustytomato5164]

Imma be honest. The Michael B Jordan one was pretty funny.

[@SapienSafari]

It was! Love the husband!

[@ark_1156]

The lucky cat thing is so poorly made that it made me pity them for their goal

[@sara.rae08]

They needed to add those old quiznos subs commerical with that creepy singing creature.

[@jackcutter2]

QUICK EVERYONE! WATCH IT BEFORE KZbin GETS BUTTHURT AT A 2 SECOND CLIP

[@ItsMeTrist]

Too late.

[@bdog3132]

I thought the Micheal B. Jordan one was kinda funny.

[@SapienSafari]

It was. The husband made it! 😂

[@10easilyamused]

It’s only 20$ Me: *laughs in broke*

[@SapienSafari]

😂

[@Gatorade69]

And yet some guy in a stream last night donated 775$ like it was nothing. I got called out for calling it out.

[@PajamaManor]

*ONLY $20*

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

Imagine ordering random Alexa model and having Putin or Mike Tyson standing infront of your house the next day.

[@rainingwhenidie]

1 commercial in and I already need therapy

[@Joltik-cr6iv]

"let markiplier help you get more purple cards" sounds like markiplier is trying to sell me drugs

[@CrimzonFT]

That Alexa one was actually kinda funny

[@SapienSafari]

The husband!

[@UwUOwl]

If they swapped Michael B. Jordan with Scarlett Johansson, there would be outrage.

[@borderjumpers6157]

I’m unsubscribing that flossing sloth will haunt me forever

[@edgarho007]

The alexa commercial has a really big issue that not everyone is paying attention to... If I made the same commercial but with the roles reversed...dear lord, I would be cancelled, banned, abused and way more!

[@edgarho007]

But because it was a woman fantasizing about it, is fine. Lol, talk about being hypocrite

[@tylerdurdan7740]

Ya it's genuinely stupid the way the world works I agree with you completely

[@pyraffin]

The dog in the lucky cat ad is just a dude playing around in facerig- forgot if it's an app or website, but markiplier or jacksepticeye has videos playing around in it.

[@RedMoonSolitary]

I can't help but notice there's been a lot of over sexualized commercials lately.

[@alvavolsung2957]

Those Japanese McDonalds commercials are terrifying

[@gryotharian]

Gotta do the Doug Garth commercials. Little Babies Ice Cream and Two Horses. Never seen commercials more cursed than those two.

[@huskytzu7709]

Wouldn’t it be just Alex? XD

[@RunicTV]

So this is what it’s like to have an aneurysm without actually having one

[@psabr44]

Why does Samuel L Jackson look like Julius from Saints Row?

[@AsgardianQueen]

I don't blame you for turning down the Lucky Cat commercial, it annoys me too.

[@sharicealexandria1]

If you don't understand how fine Micheal Bae Jordan is, then your loss lol

[@SapienSafari]

Exactly 😂

[@helpyourselfimbusy5747]

I mean I’m sold now. 😆 Love his acting in this.

[@Lawlsomedude]

we could have been living in a world where Pig was interacting with some CG orc or elf or whatever as part of a Raid Shadow Legends ad

[@mowganashwey]

Okay, I want to buy a car shirt to support them now lol that commercial was perfection

[@dragonrider7101]

Pretty sure they used FaceRig or something for that animation commercial, they might've made their own avatars and were marketing based on that. If so, kudos, that's not exactly easy...

[@zlaxxi]

I hate even seeing normal commercials why would anyone do cursed ones

[@nickr5012]

If u guys havent checked out meatcanyon u should do a video about it

[@hazelfirestone5154]

is it me or does that dog from lucky cat sound like a rick and north skit

[@captainrust6287]

I love your content guys! You make the best duo!

[@AMCnoTheater]

They just deep blue see’d Samuel again

[@Tamajyn69]

I actually unironically love the luckycat commercial 😂 it seems kinda meta and self aware

[@Slim7321]

Ok am I crazy or is the girl in the first commercial the same one who narrates the troom troom videos??

[@AsgardianQueen]

I've never seen that particular version of that Alexa ad, I saw a shorter version.

[@NaeSeonghwa]

the best toy advertising ive ever seen was phineas and ferb promoting their Perry The Platypus Inaction Figure

[@g0atman88]

I just got KZbin red so I dont get those demonic ads

[@SapienSafari]

😂

[@big_guicy_hamburbur6719]

They chose a sloth for fifi because backpack kid looks like sith from ice age

[@mynamisrazzberryazzy]

Chadtronic called he wants his video back

[@Claypidgeon162]

If YOU are the stalker, then what happens when you put the black Lucky Cat t-shirt on?

[@puli_dreadhead]

Second ad the woman looks like Don Cheadle.

[@SapienSafari]

Don Cheadle and Issa Rae!

[@NPC-nn4qe]

4:08-4:15 That was clearly a Deep Blue Sea reference.

[@kutaoizumi4189]

Wait...Markiplier is in AFK arena??? What the...

[@familledekosong7692]

Man they did kilmonger wrong...

[@swimfectionist97]

I'm happy I'm early for once, lol.

[@jessedan8459]

Wow Interdimensional cable 3 looks lit

[@protennis365]

Remember when you had Zapptie in your podcast and you all back stab him.

[@gonk4689]

BionicPig is just American Pewdiepie

[@Bunodella]

just like grandma.

[@mikev4638]

Was that a Deep Blue Sea reference in that Samuel L. Jackson commercial?

[@psabr44]

Yes.

[@wintermoon7003]

To be fair, if I did see either of you in a gaming commercial, like Raid Shadow Legends, I wouldn't judge. Make that money! Nothing wrong with the grind!

[@_The_Worst_]

Quick plug...😮...PSH❗❗❗😒

[@--Rye--]

AFK arena pretty good tho

[@velvetaeon2774]

GrrAaAAmmA! Stop flossin I'm watching Riverdale!

[@sabinfigaro7334]

That Alexa commercial was Soo cringe for me...I saw it everywhere recently...not Soo much anymore thank God...

[@xen0bia]

The Maneki Neko thing isn't really a scam as much as it is a cultural thing, originating from Japan (as well as China). Do people really believe the different attributes for each colour actually do anything and all that stuff? Not any more than reading your horoscope in the newspaper from time to time for sh*ts and giggles. They are cute figures to own, that's why people get them generally. I have one, imported directly from Japan, goes splendidly well with the rest of my Japan-inspired decor.

[@ms.artichokecheesepizzawst3239]

Tiktok fails . Search for me Pizza32fanlifepizza Lol ..

[@Khornecussion]

"GFuel is the best. They let you do anything. " **Staring at RussianBadger's new flavor, Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.** Yeah, I guess they do.

[@Kat-uh6ex]

Does ANYONE remember a Kleenex commercial of a boy and girl sitting on a couch watching a movie and the cat takes a fat dump and the girl uses the tissue to clean it up but the boy already ate it and it was all over his mouth???? PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE KNOWS THIS. I saw it when I was like 6 and I'm 22 and it still haunts me.

[@Mate397]

Sloth one was cringe, Alexa one was clear objectification of men. (we all know if it was a man having a fantasy about a sexy female robot assistant there would be a social media "outrage")

[@nelly6016]

I’m pretty sure they did that Alexa commercial just because Michael b Jordan won hottest man of the year

[@emeraldsoda4059]

There was an ad during the alexa commercial. It was about growing bigger balls and something about mice reproductive system. Worst commercial imo

[@Bixen_Bings]

Fun fact: youtube recommended me to subscribe to this channel, you know you should never listen to what youtube tells you

[@abe6953]

I live on arkansas. And I must admit. Anything that comes out of arkansas is automatically shit. I'm sorry we bring these things upon the world, and our awful state.

[@Theycallmeyae]

Get me that Alexa

[@SapienSafari]

Me too!

[@nikkovalidor4890]

i fucking hate it when youtubers shill out just like bionicpig and his G fuel™️ sponsorship where he says code pig to get discounts on official G fuel™️ products like thats just slimy bro

[@deathsyth8888]

This video was a G-Fuel ad the whole time! Eh... I'm ok with that. Flossing Sloth signing out!

[@number1elise]

It's like they only had half of a dog animation, so they made a duplicate and just placed the same side next the original just reversed. It's terrifying.

[@rainbowcritter3904]

The Maneki Neko dog at the end sounded suspiciously like Jim Lion of "Joshua and the Promised Land" fame 🤔

[@MrsWoodthorp]

What’s crazy is I seek out your videos but the thumbnails are the ones that make some pass it and say nooo not that video.

[@LosinMyCrackers]

Raid Shadow Legends just makes me think of JonTron...at least its not Best Fiends

[@PawsBoff]

I was actually happy to see the video ad cut in than watching the lucky cat commercial... And I love cats...

[@dkongjohn6390]

Hey you guys should check out superheroes SWAT, but for the future, I’m sorry...

[@shrek-7291]

Why the fuck haven’t I found this channel bruh I have been subbed to both of them for so damn long why the hell did this happen to me

[@anonymous-poet]

The lucky-cat commercial is so cheaply made because all the money is going to building restorations. 😁

[@aroma13]

Wtf ,I saw this in recomended ,and when I clicked ,I was un-subscribed

[@embrioimp4321]

Just like Grandma!

[@Samiju]

That is the funniest Alexa commercial I've ever seen.

[@turtlesofa6464]

Someone has probably already said this and it's pretty obvious so I probably don't need to say this but I'm pretty sure that guy in the AFK Arena one isn't even playing the game there is a mouse on screen in the gameplay and he is using a phone.

[@arthurchristmas4112]

That maneki Neko sounds like smth straight out of Rick and Morty

[@mojofier1909]

ah yes Samuel L Officer Tenpenny Jackson.

[@punkydamonkey989]

Watching 10 fucking ads just to watch a video about ads lol

[@thomasgurley8893]

Ok but that deep blue sea reference with samuel l jackson was actually pretty good at 4:13