Cursed Shopping Channel ASMR Halloween Special

[@iamzionthelion]

Fantastic editing, the humor was refreshing, and it looked like you were having a blast making this. This RP is magnetic. Thinking about making this a series? You've definitely got my vote.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Fox - perhaps... who knows what's in store?

[@alcappacino]

@@JimASMR Probably more cursed items, amiright?

[@iamzionthelion]

@Sanjeev Underrated comment.

[@mundanesalad]

“Making sure people grow old or simply perish”

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@SwagBee.]

"Cursed toilet candy is for 24,999$..... " "It's actually for only 2$" That price drop gave me a good laugh. 😂😂😂

[@JimASMR]

😃

[@iimuffinsaur]

Cant review the dagger unless I know how it feels to be stabbed by it.

[@JimASMR]

It feels good!

[@melonman._.]

LMFAO "IT feels good"

[@DarkShadows713]

The sextant shipped in perfect condition and I have been using it ever since. Couldn't be happier with this purchase. I couldn't have ever gone home anyway, Acadia is gone and all that jazz; you know how it is. Five stars. Always love these curios!!

[@StudioMiwabi]

I always wondered why dad could never find his way home from getting those cigarettes

[@JimASMR]

Cursed Cigarettes.

[@knight8825]

Bruh

[@someone8240]

Who ever smokes them, dies

[@DrHappy-hk4hl]

@@someone8240 Bruh are you trying to get me to smoke?

[@juanq3676]

Your dad sailed across the sea to get cigarettes?

[@puppylov3808]

Your voice is like a blanket for my brain. I feel all tucked in and cozy :)

[@JimASMR]

Awww, thank you Elizabeth!

[@orlaeggz5289]

That's a great way to look at !!

[@jessicadutridge9882]

Exactly! I can't get enough of his voice!!! I could listen for hours on end and he's by far the best male asmr voice out there!

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

4.5 minutes in and there’s already so many quotable quotes.

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

Well I’m never sleeping again.

[@JimASMR]

😅

[@ItMeSinamenRoll]

Jimち ASMR loved the video. ASMR comedy is the best. 😂

[@wobfet]

love the tapping sounds, the dialogue is insanely funny especially with how the host delivers it. the free shipping sign popping up while the host is starting to lose his mind sent me.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@averagesadpersononinternet3490]

"Our team are dying to help " lmao, your videos are always so well made

[@JimASMR]

Hehe, thanks!

[@StarboyXL9]

"It predicts the end of the world pretty accurately as its 2012. A little while ago now, but I think we're beginning to see the effects." Accurate AF.

[@SpecialFXLady]

If there were ever any doubts... X-)

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

yes uhhhh I'd like to sell a cursed printer? it works perfectly well but never when you need it? specially when you're desperate.

[@JimASMR]

Haha, that's a regular printer.

[@cecilyerker]

That sounds like an SCP

[@Panssaritapiiri]

My wife suffers from anxiety and has found lots of comfort from your videos. Thank you so much for your work!

[@JimASMR]

My pleasure.

[@imaginedragontamer]

i too am quite hefty and prefer to be bound in leather

[@JimASMR]

A fine price you shall fetch!

[@StarboyXL9]

Blursed comment

[@barmyb]

"well, someone is going to grow old absolutely disgracefully aren't they" I literally lol'd in my office. I hope I grow old disgracefully, it's more fun surely?

[@JimASMR]

Absolutely! It's the only way worth aging.

[@MooneyTiger]

@@JimASMR Truely hilarious quote! 🤣 You should sell merch of this quote. I would have such fun making graphics / art for that! 😄

[@bigburd875]

Got a cursed pen you might be interested in, it is literally everywhere when you need a pencil, mysteriously disappears when you need it, and writes in green ink when you need black

[@backwardglances]

Dearest Jimothy, I’m starting to figure you out. :) Your videos usually have a twist at the end. It’s like a special bonus for those who don’t fall asleep listening to them. Great job as always. Hope you and yours are staying safe.

[@bbacc_ino]

Is the executive guy BB short for Beelzebub? Idk if I heard his name right

[@thewolfgamer7294]

Watching this relaxed me so much, like watching a tv show at your grandma’s as a kid in the late hours of the night. I’d love to see a asmr like, 3 hour tv run, cursed ads and all. Like you’re actually watching tv. I don’t think that’s ever been done before and I’m positive you could make it fantastic!

[@ShadowNight808]

I was so engaged with watching this I kept myself awake until the very end and boy was that a laugh I really needed after a frustrating day :') your asmr videos are really something unique and special ❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Shadow! x

[@lizh804]

Jim: a SEXtant me: a WHAT NOW? Jim: a navigational tool used by sailors to plot where they are going me: don't you tease me

[@JimASMR]

😉

[@fizzywhispers]

Definitely feel like the host is some outerdimensional being, like he’s defiantly not human being able to come into direct contact with all this stuff

[@JimASMR]

😉

[@StarboyXL9]

I'm pretty sure he's had dealings with the Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation. Probably knows the Professor too.

[@moduleapothem6446]

@@StarboyXL9 oh absolutely

[@magss8259]

"You won't get lost, but you won't be able to find your way home. Ever." Of all the memorable lines in this thing, that's the one my brain decides to fixate on 🤣

[@marymaggotface1994]

I'm so excited! I'm really glad you had the chance to make this video, it's such a great concept James!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Mary! x

[@marymaggotface1994]

@@JimASMR As always, no problem! 💖

[@okinawachick]

Best eclectic ASMR channel on KZbin. Right when I think I've found my favorite video in your library, I find another masterpiece. Bravo, Jim!

[@MrTattooASMR]

The only other way to have your tasty toilet *Cursed*

[@JimASMR]

😄😉

[@ebb7799]

loved this episode’s items ! unfortunately i couldnt get my hands on any of them this time around ........

[@JimASMR]

Oooh, better luck next time Bugaboo!

[@failed_son4957]

I can finally get books to к̸̧̩͚̺͍͍̺̟̬̫͐̔͛̊̉͒р̴̨̮̥̻̮́̒̔̅͐̀̒̈́͂͝а̸̨̛͎͙̰̗̘̔̍̍̌͗і̴̨̱̭̐̇́͋͒͝͝ͅн̴̹̗̳̹̯̩͆͆͂̈́̽́̈́а̴̝͌̏̌̐͆̅̚ with no annoying fees

[@withtrees]

I'd be down for another one of these.

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@dr.richtofen8875]

"Memento mori" Oh my god, Jim started it before mark and Ethan lmao

[@DebbieDoo217]

Love revisiting these cursed curio episodes. 😂🎃

[@transgirltalks1140]

"This item will show you the way but you can never return to your home." *Laughs in nomad* 😂

[@jeremymlad]

This one is perfection! The vocabulary was very satisfying, and your voice, again, is divine. I was grinning, attention rapt.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much, m'lad. x

[@AlexAuAsmr]

What an awesome intro! You put a lot of work into this Jim! GREAT JOB!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much Alex!

[@kaitlin7290]

I was wondering when those curses were going to have an affect...you didnt disappoint 😆

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@callabliss3650]

Late to the party: I love this so much! It needs to be a series! It was Brilliant!!❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@EsmeShepherd]

My god, your production levels just keep getting better and better, I'm so impressed with the detail you put into this video! Well done, man!

[@JimASMR]

Thanks Esme! x

[@curs3dking883]

Okay but in all seriousness please do another one of these its absolutely brilliant!!

[@Robin66]

I come back to this video at least once a week. It really helps me relax after stressful work. If this becomes a series, I will lose my mind.

[@JimASMR]

Hmmmmm... Maaaaaaybe.

[@melk6088]

I loooove shopping network ASMR! I used to fall asleep to it as a kid! Great work as always!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Melissa!

[@angry_zergling]

I just discovered your channel two days ago and I have to say - the variety of the characters you portray and the skill with which you portray them is absolutely stunning. Half of the time if I were to switch from one video to the next I would have no idea you were the same person were it not for the fact your videos were on the same channel. That the shopping network representative was the Soviet interrogator and that Snape was both...were I ignorant of the fact this was all the content of a singular channel and the content of a single creator...I wouldn't have believed it. The personality, the mannerisms, heck - even the appearance - all change in such fundamental ways that to me it doesn't seem like one content creator playing multiple parts, but that they're each played by totally different individuals. For other ASMRtists doing roleplays...yes, they're amazing in their own ways and I infinitely enjoy their work and greatly appreciate many of them. But when I view their videos I'm innately aware it's creator X playing a part, or it's clearly just youtuber Y in a different outfit playing out a different narrative. Here, though? Were I not given the hint of them falling under a singular channel, it would take me several videos to notice that it was the same gentleman playing each different character...if I noticed at all. Truly a gentleman of extraordinary skill and creativity. You, sir, should be proud as talent such as this is unique. I salute your skill and intellect! =)

[@misulincu]

MC&D getting bold with their new marketing strategy.

[@pratikchaudri6404]

New SCP Name : The Dagger Class : Keter

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@YouShouldAim]

This is fantastic Jim. Production quality is top notch and this is right down my alley of relaxing videos. Thank you for the hard work

[@JimASMR]

My pleasure, thank you Zed.

[@DwightLivesMatter]

"Unlike the sextant, this telescope only shows you home. It won't show you to your destination, it certainly won't show you any Royal Navy enemy ships on the horizon, just simply where you are from, where you'll see your loved ones slowly wither away and perish." Many humorous lines but that got me the most lol! Gained a sub. Clearly good content here.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you very much MCR fan!

[@ludmillasummers775]

Please do another one of these, wonderfully entertaining 😊❤

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Ludmilla!

[@muricalynnwilson5866]

I loved this so much. I would love to see a continuation of this!

[@EvelynCorvin]

I’m crying. This is perfect! 😂

[@JimASMR]

Awww, thank you Evelyn! 🤗

[@ayasreviewsandtoycolection7148]

I don't care what anyone says but this guy has the most unique channel I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. 😍😍😍

[@PascalPlante]

LOVED this! Would love to see this as a series...! 💀

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Pascal! x

[@vatkat3574]

oh my, Jim, your fantasy and creativity seem to be endless! great video, thank you for being so innovative

[@JimASMR]

And thank you for being so kind Kat. x

[@caseyspark2019]

I would love a sequel to this at some point. Recently I have subbed to you and have been going through some of your old stuff. You have a love narrative voice!

[@dynocubdubs7195]

Love this, love the editing

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

PLEASE tell me this will be a yearly Halloween special!

[@kitty8335]

If you get anymore Daggers of Darius in I'd like to order one straight to heaven, for cutting... cold butter. 👼🏼 This is my new favorite video of yours!

[@JimASMR]

Thanks Kitty! I actually kept one to the side for you. x

[@kitty8335]

Jimち ASMR 😚 Can’t wait to get my hands on it

[@harleyrahs9761]

This is so creative, funny, yet relaxing. Top quality asmr. *Roaring applause*

[@JimASMR]

😚🤗

[@fugginyeet]

I love this series, so entertaining and perfect to relax to

[@sendingit2601]

Pleaseeee bring this back this spooky season.

[@Mystery__Otaku]

This was amazing! I wish this was a tv series and we could see the buyers with their stuff ( and of course, see more cursed items)

[@JimASMR]

Thank you mysterious Otaku San!

[@samanthabailey5286]

This is one of the most unusual and interesting shopping channels I've ever watched! All of these objects intrigue me and that plot twist ending cot me off guard. This reminds me of Supernatural & Wearhouse 13 due to all the strange things they find. Keep up this creativity! :3

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Samantha!

[@lorisilver881]

Fantastic! The alternate camera angles for a closer look was brilliant. My favorite part is when you accidentally. Made a wish and the finger went down. The ending was hilarious. :)

[@emilee1963]

Loved this!!!! Please do another with more items! Very entertaining! Thank you.

[@LuisVelazquez32]

Tremendous! I was trembling with haunting enchantment.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Luis!

[@laperraquehabla]

Nobody is going to talk about how cool the intro music was, damn?

[@AStrawberryHedgehog]

I’m late to the party, but this video is amazing and the ending is perfect. 💖 I’d really love to see a sequel.

[@TheHarliestQuinn]

I wish so badly this was an actual thing. I can't watch the video while at work but I'm listening and it's one of the best times my ears have ever had

[@JimASMR]

I'm really glad System! Thank you!

[@NukePower217]

Will we see another edition of Cursed Curios this halloween? This is one of my favorite asmr videos.

[@Cody-oc4kf]

This was so fun and relaxing! You're my favorite asmr channel YEAHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYY :)

[@JimASMR]

😄🤗

[@noelrobertson4968]

This is my second favorite ASMR of yours Jim. This is amazing and well scripted. I applaud you. 👏

[@melilove5361]

This video was very entertaining. Loved the humor in this, really put a smile on my face!!

[@gabrihell3]

So many triggers in this video! I love the sounds of the items! And such a great seller x)

[@Kuhlander85]

The music in the intro is fantastic. Well done.

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@miguelbayne4506]

This is one way to get me to watch the Antiques Roadshow!

[@JimASMR]

Hehe, I love the antiques roadshow! 😅

[@pancakeofdestiny]

A dagger belonging to the Achaemenid king Darius, but it has an inscription in classical Arabic, which didn't have a written language until centuries later? Novelty ASMR DEBUNKED with FACTS and LOGIC. (JK, love this channel)

[@jayv5428]

You are so creative!! Love the spooky videos! 👌❤ And that ending was amazing 🤣

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much. x

[@zevilktheseeker]

Just found your channel yesterday and already watched most videos. You make a wonderful job with those rps, I just love them!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Zevilk!

[@withtrees]

Ooh ASMR that's historical AND halloweeny? Perfection!

[@JimASMR]

😄

[@tylaht7]

This is brilliant👻 Loved the stories 🎃 I'd love to see another one like this! ☺️

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Tylah!

[@evilmerv4645]

I love the Haunted Shopping Network

[@JimASMR]

😁

[@legend234567]

if you get the seasext and the telescope person together you would always go where you want to go and you would always KNOW where home is. curse hacks.

[@lordvader1178]

Alucard going to shop at Cursed Curios would be AMAZING

[@SpiralASMR]

"Wait.. did he just say.. yep". And a かわいいトイレ it is. The dagger at the end was very nice-looking, but seems hazardous to my health. Gonna have to pass this time 😅 Awesome work, as usual 😊🥰

[@JimASMR]

Areegato gozaimashta Tonya san! X

[@OberonVI]

This was magnificent and expertly done!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you so much!

[@moduleapothem6446]

sexy zombie spray made me laugh so hard 💀

[@SanDeeMcGeek]

this was the first i watched and i am still baffled by the sheer idea of this... how did you come up with it?

[@JimASMR]

Hehe, I just wanted to do a weird take on a shopping channel!

[@SanDeeMcGeek]

@@JimASMR this one my friend is incredibly creative... maybe a bit stoned too lol. only thing that would've made it even better, would have been if you acted like one of those duracell bunny sellers that just won't stop talking and moving lol but i guess that wouldn't be very asmr-ish.

[@franny6221]

I was really sleepy when you announced the toilet and I got really confused for a second

[@JimASMR]

Haha!

[@isabeleserra4742]

this look like something that would be in a season of american horror story for me

[@SuperPerry1000]

Huh. Never checked these Cursed Curios videos out but honestly, was a lot of fun. Kind of like the idea of these cursed items that could cause great harm being sold on some late-night telethon for mass chaos. Also the joke of accidentally using up a wish on the cursed hand made me laugh.

[@chaincyclist2736]

A guitar pick that's always around but you can never find it when you actually want to play guitar

[@daddiothotio7114]

YEESS, UGH YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

[@JimASMR]

Thank you Daddio!

[@jamesskierski1649]

Loved the wooden palm joke

[@fionamorris9634]

As an Aussie I don’t celebrate Halloween but sicking a horde of zombies on some of my more annoying neighbours sounds delightful. He is just brilliant from beginning to end. I giggled the entire time. I agree with the person who requested a series from this character. Yes please Jim, that would be amazing 😉❤️👍

[@boobookitty3029]

1:09 let me see what we have here Me: A KNIFE!!! NOO!!! Also it’s probably just me but your background looks like a hall way from Layers of Fear

[@JimASMR]

Booboo, you don't like knives?

[@boobookitty3029]

Jim kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIPOk3aFlqZqfNE

[@pikagirl1870]

Aztec/Mayan: In 2012 the world will end. The seer told us so. Seer: You imbeciles, I said 2021, not 2012!

[@janeavril9259]

This video is so good, I’ve never seen anything like it! Subscribed:))

[@JimASMR]

Thank you!

[@technoturtle2224]

This is really late but, please do another episode, this ASMR video was one of the best I've ever seen, and I can only watch the same ASMR video for so long in a row before it becomes a bore.

[@lisamillar5153]

Oh my, awesome video. Just came across your channel while searching for Halloween asmr.

[@danielle010481]

I greatly appreciate your sense of humor! 👻🎃

[@unnoticedmamba9985]

"Unless we have a lot of enemies we are fond of " I am dying with laughter, send help🤣

[@lordfarquaad8267]

This is brilliant. I love it so much!