Miss Trash 2015 - Saturday Night Live

[@ecsisof3]

"She's never had a sip of water." Great line.

[@uniqueusername_]

I don't get it.

[@YG-nm1ts]

uniqueusername_1024 I think it means she only ever drank soda/sugary beverages.

[@tammyforbes2101]

Sound like my dad he was in the Vietnam war he was a Combat engineer in the Army and said he had to drink that old hot contaminated water with those purification tablets dissolved in it and he said he couldn’t stand the taste of water after that. He did start drinking like flavored water later in his life but I seen him drink one glass of water in my life time and that was pretty much on his death bead. He was a tough old guy had 6 heart attacks and every time he was in ICU they would tell us to make arrangements cause he would t make it and 5 times he came out of it and was back home in a week or two. The 6th time he was under to long without oxygen cause he was alone and it had caused him to be brain dead so we had to unhook him from the respirator but he lasted 18 hours on his own and as they where about to plug his breathing tube to pretty much make him stop breathing he had finally gave up and passed on. His name was Belve Gene Smith 1st sergeant United State Army. RIP

[@SoaringTrumpet]

I'm just randomly surfing through SNL videos, but wanted to say sorry for your loss, Tammy.

[@random_meta]

@@tammyforbes2101 That's good use of this platform. I'm glad, I got to know his story through you. Thank you

[@joejtunes]

"Too bad, now you're trash."

[@lilpenny1982]

"This is exactly like MGI - all of my candidates are trashy" ~ Nawat.

[@bryn341]

They should’ve had a Miss Trash Alabama

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

Same tho

[@geewhiz23]

That's what I told my ex when she came crawling back

[@AdonMaster]

"Last week she tried to join ISIS, but they said 'no thanks'" - classic!

[@holachickennuggets8348]

Xerosvaldo Aldair lol

[@yatesm13]

You know this actually happened to a woman?

[@thatcoffeefeel8]

@@yatesm13 what

[@adwaitab.3622]

@@yatesm13 really?😂😂

[@yatesm13]

@@adwaitab.3622 haha yeah! It was on an episode of a podcast called "and that's why we drink" absolutely wild.

[@sophieeula]

finally the pageant for me

[@betoen]

What was your nickname in highschool?

[@The_Skrongler]

Sweet sanity was I cheesy in Febuary!

[@bzawk]

betoen, Frogman. If that doesn't say trash, then I don't know what does.

[@BL3SSed-Bliss]

😂😂 to this whole thread

[@maravillosisima]

Just Me g

[@sydneydietrich]

“Her nickname in Highschool was slime bitch.” Still gets me two years later😂😂

[@MargaretandMollys]

"It says 'believe' in Chinese" "It says 'BUTT' in English" Lolololol

[@abbymorrison6857]

Thank yuh

[@vampirebicth]

"just today my gynecologist told me i was accepted into uti, and i'm so excited my crotch is on fire!" DEFINITELY gonna be stealing that joke

[@chickentoucher55]

This is very cringe

[@Crystal-fv7fu]

Cecily Strong should definitely win!

[@depressionpie4859]

The best part is, that’s a real college

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂😂😂

[@recentral48]

"Marriage is all about putting that peentis into puhty" *Dead*

[@billpinto5070]

recentral48

[@michaelfrancis0219]

recentral48 At least she ain't homophobic

[@jesscarter6504]

Hahaha...I couldn't breathe...honest to God

[@lindaleelaw5277]

buried next to ya ! lmao

[@sunainagurung74]

"puhty" is exactly what we have a name for vagina in Nepali language!! Wow, Aidy speaks Nepali!! 😍🤣

[@monsteratesso]

FINALLY, a pageant I actually have a chance at winning!!! **Gets denied because they don't allow professionals**

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Is your name Miss? lol

[@mercurialsound7670]

Lindalee Law just let people be them please

[@sugaredwards6207]

Robert Mata Street pros are usually in the top 3, actually

[@claireindigo1200]

😂😂😂😂

[@scattjax3908]

professional trash?

[@lucabenke9793]

J K Simmons with hair makes me really uncomfortable

[@BrokebackBob]

That's okay, Summer's Eve will get rid of that in a jiffy.

[@Sonichero151]

I'm sorry I just Cannot See him as anything but Cave Johnson: CEO of Aperture Science, and State Farm Professor of Savings

[@timezone107740]

Danny Caracciolo same here

[@axelvazquez5109]

Danny Caracciolo spider man?

[@Sonichero151]

Axel Vazquez What was he in that?

[@jojopemb2218]

“As always, the winner will be sent to the hospital and the runner ups will be sent to prison” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😩

[@nasra1996ne]

"If you work hard, you can achieve anything. Just today, my gynaecologist told me, I was accepted to UTI ((Urinary Tract Infection)) .....and I'm so excited my crotch is on fire!" LOL

[@iiLeyLey]

Omg has funniest line in the skit

[@rochey1010]

choked on my tea at that bit.

[@mikaylabansie9512]

Nasra Elmi I said "my crotch is on fire" way to loud mimicking strong, my windows are open & my landlord is bringing in groceries. I'd been a perfect runmer up

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

I think everyone knows what UTI stands for 😂

[@jessica1lopez]

@@xxIluvyouguysxx I didn't.

[@green4760]

Yayyy I can finally be accepted into a pageant

[@michaelcimafranca7988]

Lol

[@ArcadianWizard]

Wow. How edgy 😐😑

[@green4760]

Daddy Donald ikr

[@alliell]

NORA same, I am the definition of band trash

[@monsteratesso]

*gets denied because they don't allow professionals*

[@according2hannah]

Sad thing is I live in Delaware and I know wayyyyyy too many people like Aidy's character.....

[@buzzcut13]

Same. Thing. Here.

[@ash2068]

AccordingtoHannah Delaware here too!!!

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

Wow, I’m sorry.

[@annatravis1615]

Me tooooo

[@lindaleelaw5277]

God puts us where He wants us... And He laughs p.s do they vote

[@mandyangelou5508]

"It says believe in yourself in Chinese." "It says butt in English."

[@nataliac2734]

"Thank you"

[@tyshine33]

Vanessa Bayer is one of the best straight women ever!! I love how she always plays serious and awkward to some of the other characters, it makes the sketch

[@lucasbell4831]

tyshine33 One of the best... "straight women" ever? The hell?

[@Celilochan4ever]

Lucas Bell not straight as in sexual orientation, straight as in “straight man”- the foil to the slapstick characters in comedy

[@JSDewey]

Totally agree. Way funnier when Vanessa plays it straight.

[@melissadunton3534]

Lucas Bell lmao! U must either be very young or English isn’t your first language. Americans have so many colloquiums, jargon and slang. I’m glad it isn’t my second language, cause I suck at retaining that much information.

[@brodypenn]

@@lucasbell4831 straight woman basically meaning the control group of the women.

[@JustJenna01]

CAN THIS PLEASE BE A REAL SHOW?!

[@sha11235]

+Jenna Cole I think it will be at some point, considering what is going on in this sick country.

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

It basically already is - have you seen some of these reality shows?! Haha.

[@hievey1369]

You can go watch Miss Universe or Miss World. They're real

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

It already is, it’s called America!

[@Solosational]

We already have Keeping Up With Kardashians!!!!

[@avarada17]

“I donated my hair and they used it to make 3 outdoor brooms” i wheezed

[@Shamuto7]

It's the most garbage donation 🤣

[@mraaaaaaa]

"Look in her eyes, there's nothing inside - it's miss trash 2015". I'm dead. xD How come I haven't seen this before?

[@snatchadams69]

"Her nickname in highschool was slime bitch" XD..

[@vertebrate3507]

Killed me

[@v4mp4v4mp8]

What

[@jacklemm1518]

Vanessa is perfect at playing women caught in crazy situations!

[@arniecalang4583]

Vanessa plays a role of a regular person stuck in a very weird scenario really well

[@ConcreteAngelx3]

ok Kate's NY accent is on point... if she was going for a Long Island accent

[@aimeemckinnon5161]

she's from long Island...

[@ConcreteAngelx3]

Aimee McKinnon oh awesome! What town? That's where I was born and lived for 21 years (been in Cali for 6)

[@aimeemckinnon5161]

+ConcreteAngelx3 I actually don't know! I love the woman, but that's one thing I do not know. what I do know is she went to northshore high school if that helps? I'm from the UK so I don't know much never been to the USA haha

[@ConcreteAngelx3]

Aimee McKinnon oh cool.. well I'm guessing North Shore H.S is on the north shore lol.. I would have to look up the town. I lived on the South Shore

[@aimeemckinnon5161]

+ConcreteAngelx3 like I say I'm from the UK so I don't know the geography but I have done stand up and skits for years and this woman has always been my inspiration! x

[@GarrettSpring]

As soon as it said live from Cheetos auditorium......

[@m.v.9249]

OMG.... I fucking LOVE Cecily Strong, she's sooooo funny.... I can't lie Kate McKinnon is just as fucking funny....

[@luckyDancer100]

I love Cecily's accent here

[@tanamichl1082]

M. V. Cecily only has like two and a half impressions. Kate is amazing.

[@avab5546]

M. V. Kate is way better honey....

[@ZaidKhan4481]

Vanessa Broermann ok but dont look down on Cecily either, she is mad talented too

[@cleobinx]

I thinks Aidy Bryant is the best

[@LisaMichele]

Kate's accent is sooo perfect

[@eboooo]

I agree I love when she busts it out. Scar Jo has a good one too

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I like how Cecily’s trash dance is 70% the same as her spirit dance from the Expedition sketch.

[@LadyTzardust]

why am I so worried about Vermont getting sent to prison if she loses? :( my anxiety is out of control.

[@dionisiojunioroliveira3110]

Dani B same

[@neriss]

this comment speaks to my soul

[@reneotero2759]

"DUH PENTIS IN DA PUHTTY, final answer"

[@ninasilva4677]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremywhistler2850]

Stunning and succinct

[@lonecommenter6793]

Is it too late to nominate myself?

[@Actheman1978]

It's never too late.

[@lunalancaster7689]

Cecily fucking crushed this sketch omfg lmmaoo love her

[@rustinstardust2094]

I feel like my entire life is the result of checking the wrong box.

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Delaware trash was the dirtiest

[@javis88h]

"I got this tattoo, it says believe in Chinese." "It says butt in English." "Thank you...."

[@cortadoforhere]

"Never had a sip of water" "What a beautiful story"

[@rockyrockyroad]

WAIT.. BUT WHO WON??

[@flaminghotgarbage]

Obviously Ms.Delaware. Not that i am being biased because i am from delaware, lmfao.

[@whitedevil2]

Brianna Nicolee where is delaware, lmfao? is that near idaho?

[@SittingGuy]

^^^^You're the dumbest person I've ever seen.

[@sha11235]

+maybe i do maybe i dont Yeah, that pisses me off. They never show that. I have the feeling it was the fourth one.

[@95js95]

+whitedevil2 I can't believe no one got your joke. Good work.

[@cinovcovatana93]

that's why I got this tattoo. It says BELIEVE in Chinese. It says BUTT in English! LOOOL

[@h6hfelie]

'Butter with eyes'???? What?

[@luckyDancer100]

I have no idea😂

[@h6hfelie]

luckyDancer100 I've since learned that it means hideous to look at except for having beautiful eyes.

[@brenm6668]

Reference to having a "butterface"

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

Butterface... as in “her body’s aight, but her face tho”. It means she ugly.

[@graceliz865]

h6hfelie I thought it was butter with hives.

[@MsTokies]

the scary thing about., the guest actor. he sells everything so hard it's believable

[@dionisiojunioroliveira3110]

MsTokies yesss!

[@thegoldendarsh2179]

Am I the only one that thinks Vanessa is insanely attractive

[@notafraid0665]

no

[@Speedman3x3]

not at all

[@drake8168]

Yes, she is.

[@jackbaradog]

+TheGoldenDarsh she's dorky cute

[@outlawsullivan8948]

+TheGoldenDarsh i feel like vanessa bayer is super hot in the pornstars no more skits

[@krisisvp]

I wish they'd do a 2016 version.

[@katebattista7400]

I'm pretending this is part of Cathy Ann's origin story.

[@cocoablack432]

“I wanna be Miss Trash cuz when I was young, I was bullied a lot, and I’m takin’ all that anger an’ resentment and let it make me insane. And my behavior’s really bad!”

[@leow3696]

What a beautiful story.

[@spoyledbratt]

This should be a full series, 51 episodes, where they find the trashiest from each state and the finale when they all compete.

[@AndyDuphresne]

I feel like Cecily’s character in this was the inspiration for Cathy Anne

[@AstroPsych_]

Oh my god that's the voice of CAVE JOHNSON.

[@Brendan7001]

LEMONSSSSSSSSS!

[@alyxi]

+DoctorWhoFanBadWolf I'm sorry boys, Miss trash is married. To science!

[@lexc.9658]

“The visual equivalent of the F word” 😂😂

[@melatoninqueen6914]

“we have the before pictures but the network won’t allow us to show them because they’re the visual equivalent of the F word” 🤣

[@khaleesisnow7976]

"I was excepted to UTI, I'm so excited my crotch is on FIREEE!"

[@AnarchyStockers]

I'm from Delaware and I too have never had a drink of water in my life.

[@darkwadah]

AnarchyStockers We just have Redner's brand sodas.

[@awu3154]

Nobody in the audience laughed about how miss America and miss trash are almost the same thing at 2:17????

[@michaelcamp1406]

"It says 'butt' in English." Aaaaaaaand I'm done.

[@mariabrown6926]

Aidys neck movements kill me 😂

[@joliecravy5513]

6 years and I'm still dying of laughter at every single line read

[@grace5033]

1:16 hits different now

[@6ec6YRFPTcC]

Her nickname in high school was Slime Bitch 🤣🤣🤣

[@misse0077]

They're ALL so good but Aidy was just hilarious!

[@xamalion7334]

Look in her eyes, there's nothing inside...that's the best theme song ever. 🤣

[@Sochilinda]

Kate always looks really hot, plus she is awesome :)

[@gibberconfirm166]

I actually see why they thought female Ghostbusters was a good idea, the females have been dominating SNL for a while. Since Hader and Armisen left it's a female show, in that the Dana Carvey factor is mostly women. And I love Vanessa Bayer, even if she's not Eddie Murphy.

[@sha11235]

+gibberconfirm It won't work. That will be the turkey of 2016.

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

@sha11235 too bad it did, bitch.

[@melissadunton3534]

Sochilinda I agree. I have a huge crush on her. And she likes older women....so I lie to myself and pretend that one day I may have a chance. LoL 😂

[@parlayphresh3062]

@@gibberconfirm166 too bad it didn't work

[@rosshauler7688]

“Her friends describe her as butter with eyes.” Lol

[@Nolamps6005]

If I don’t watch this once a month I’m pretty sure time will collapse.

[@scattjax3908]

Ms. New York's tongue is driving me insane!

[@golvan963]

She licked the guy's suit at the end

[@scattjax3908]

haha I didn't see that, no wonder that suit looked stiff

[@dielaughing73]

Well, you can dream

[@TheFiresloth]

I'm convinced J.K. Simmons made a pact with the devil. He gets to have hair one day a year, but in exchange, he has to do a sketch with SNL.

[@RectanerTreadway]

“Her friends describe her as Butter With Eyes” Lmfao This sketch is a non stop riot

[@richardolivia]

I think someone should run a pageant like this! I'd watch for the trainwreck factor. This sketch had me rolling!

[@sha11235]

+Olivia Richard I think someone out there is planning it. Maybe Springer and Steve Wilkos could produce it.

[@leosvidiohs]

+Olivia Richard Have you ever heard of "Rock of Love" with Bret Michaels? It's been done

[@leosvidiohs]

+Olivia Richard I forgot about "Flavor of Love" with Flava Flave. The absolute grossest collection of women ever

[@bdiaz3546]

Can we just all acknowledge that this all went down at the Cheetos Auditorium!?!? 🤣😂🤣

[@imposter.Target.Dog.]

Omg I've never heard Cecily use that voice for any other character, I love it 😂

[@lilronnyg5724]

Miss California accent is like mid west

[@aniela4903]

Well cecily strong is from the Midwest so you might be hearing that

[@talosheeg]

Veronica Reed I was going to say, her accent is off

[@npsck1802]

Veronica Reed It's too bad, she should have done a valley girl accent

[@brettknoss486]

Like Midwest. Lol

[@bdiaz6081]

California would win any Miss Trash pageant in a landslide. Can’t wait for the big one to hit!

[@monsteratesso]

"Um I guess if that's your thing coo coo coo, but for me marriage is all about putting dat pentis in da puty, final answer." LMFAO WHAT THE HELL I LOST IT😂💀💀

[@BarronVonHopper]

This should be a real show, there's plenty of contestants where I live!

[@sha11235]

+Barron VonHopper Have they been on Springer yet?

[@humanforotherhumans]

Barron VonHopper none live with you?

[@CeartGoLeor86]

Aidy's hilarious in this one. It seems like she's having a lot of fun hamming it up with the character.

[@kalma104]

“The winner will be sent to hospital and the runners up will be sent to prison.. wooooooo yea ahh..”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gregoryeatroff8608]

Look in her eyes, there's nothing inside, it's Miss Trash 2015! Magic.

[@adamwarlock-cu6qf]

Can we talk about the beginning😂 “live from the Cheetos auditorium, 20 minutes outside Vegas”

[@tawannadaniels3949]

Ms Trash Delaware: Whatttt!?😂😂 I love Aidy Bryant 🥰♥️

[@DevTheDandy]

Hahaha "yeah you my mommy now" That had me cracking up! who ever won though?

[@pookyg1984]

Basically these women are like any women from a reality show...... 1st one is like honey boo boo's mother 2nd is like any of the real world girls 3rd is like america's next top model And the 4th is like a real housewife :)

[@geraldkenneth119]

The first one is more like honey boo boo 20 years later

[@georgia5719]

1:10 hahaha it’s like she’s impersonating the girl who thinks she’s black

[@jackiedrn1895]

1:20 ... whoa vickey 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@maxxiedecoronado7925]

Yesssss!!!.......that’s totally woah vickey!!....wtf did I miss man!!!....

[@Biboche23]

Aidy always plays those type of caracters so well ❤️😂😂

[@amberscribner8484]

i freaking love kate mckinnon

[@Jayforeman3047]

"Her nickname in high school was 'Slime Bitch'."

[@ikemefunaumeadi4947]

'As usual, the winner would be sent to a hospital and the losers to prison.'

[@rainyeggroll6879]

"Too bad, you're trash," my teacher when I visit them for curve and they say no

[@rhutson85]

Lmfaooo dawg.. "She never had a sip of water!" Lol I'm too done

[@catherineliu06]

i nominate Dan Howell for miss trash 2016

[@anushatandon4514]

He'd win

[@ivytran9617]

THE PHANDOM

[@catherineliu06]

+Ivy tran shh don't draw attention to us

[@FishFreaks16]

Hello Phandom

[@gayaincao571]

yesss!!!😂

[@sophia6297]

Ok but can this pleaseee be a real show I need this in my life..

[@faxhandle9715]

So who won?!? Aaaaaarghhhhh!

[@streamscientist6135]

Miss Vanessa did not have to serve this hard 😳😳😳

[@heathermetz6576]

0:22 “DeDonk Fontaine!”

[@KhairaLynn]

"It says believe in chinese" "Its BUTT in english" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Youtubintheuser]

The quote-ability level of this skit: *HIGH*

[@sallybowles2781]

"the woman who is best at being the worst" I am happy finally I feel seen and validated

[@Mashy8722]

I'm from Delaware and believe me, its good she's never had a sip of water...the water here is nasty AF lmfao

[@JazzyJonas]

I'm sorry, but Cecily Strong is just so gorgeous. The skit is great but, I can't even.

[@miggypeso909]

Nah,she very Riverside-ish in this skit

[@sassygreen7129]

"to bad now u trash" lmmfao man

[@thesarahcaitlinshow]

Butter with eyes I'm sobbing

[@Agahmoyzen2]

that tattoo joke always kills me.

[@daniellewarren284]

"Just today my gynecologist said I was accepted to UTI and I'm so excited my crotch is on fire!"

[@joshlevy4533]

Somebody please make this a real thing