Cut for Time: Thanksgivies - SNL

[@mulletboater]

I know Mom feels like she was robbed, but, Uncle Lester had impeccable timing.

[@strangeangel235]

mullet Mom will make everyone feel guilty she didn't win.

[@leow3696]

NO-ONE VISITS ME.

[@terrykirk8260]

@@strangeangel235 I

[@rinthecrazy]

I live in Japan. Laughed out loud at Kenan in a neighborhood park. Pretty sure they all think I'm insane now.

[@Auriam]

Why the hell did they cut this? This is comedy gold.

[@ElTurbinado]

Auriam time. it’s in the title.

[@tashacronin775]

It looks like it was spendy to make too

[@adventureswithkelly]

Auriam agreed 👍🏼

[@u.m.a.8119]

Elvin.... At 6minutes 20 seconds....do you see how the music is played like they need to go to commercial....that is “cut for time.” It’s NOT really “cut for time.” It’s just what they do in real life when the award recipient talks way too much and they play the music to have them wrap it up.

[@alexheart9798]

@@u.m.a.8119 No, this bit was literally cut out of the episode because it would have exceeded its airtime. That's why there's an entire series of these called "Cut For Time."

[@blakes5827]

Bill Hader's speaking voice has such range. It's crazy. His sort of high pitch natural speech and laughing normally in an interview, but his deep voices in some of his characters.

[@KINDaf]

His English/Brittish gynecologist accent is smooth too ha!

[@Sbannmarie]

He does a spot on Alan Alda!

[@slightexag]

Anne Hathaway in this skit looks a lot like John Mulaney in his skit where he's the sassy crossdressing waitress

[@lilykovar4397]

smithtable15 THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@dnwalkingoneggshells]

omg that is so funny because that is so true

[@Judesmood118]

Have you ever seen Anne Hathaway and John Mulaney in the same room at the same time? Think about it... 😉

[@reevecoble1812]

I only originally clicked on this video because I thought it was John Mulaney

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

Anne Hathaway is such a great actress I had to watch this a second time all the way through just to _find her_ in it! I couldn't even tell by listening for her voice, because. ... ... .... 😯 That's a *good point* , Hallas! 😒

[@lstew4697]

Bill Haders voice is so soothing

[@celieboo]

I love it! It can be so condescending when needed, too!

[@Tiffany513]

It truly is, 🙂

[@Strimlarn87]

Yes! He's like the next morgan freeman

[@rachelramshaw7145]

Seriously need to have his voice as a Siri option!

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

love him sm 💕

[@50zcarsman]

You want an awkward Thanksgiving? The one where your 85 y.o. father spontaneously starts discussing the details of the INHERITANCE each of the assembled relatives is due to receive.

[@celesbianmegastar]

Try this but with the 94 year old great-grandfather to a gigantic New York Jewish family.

[@skipads5141]

If you're secure in your thoughts you can just say out loud it doesn't matter, you don't want anything free.

[@rkms5606]

Wow

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

What's wrong with that?

[@GadereneLegion]

@Winds of March Journey Not really a good time to do that. Thanksgiving should be about family bonding. Talking about that during a family holiday feels like attention seeking. I think most people, when they don’t split inheritance up evenly, tend to give more to their favorites. I get that. Take a family dinner where everyone is supposed to be having a good time though, then rank the kids and grandkids most loved to least. Doesn’t feel good. Unless he was senile, it feels like an ah move.

[@livc1042]

Kristin Wiig was robbed

[@navetdusang7472]

LIV C10 ha ha!😄😄😄😄

[@gabbye4986]

LIV C10 she is brilliant.

[@jaewilson4913]

Gabby E NO ONE VISITS UNCLE THO😂🤨

[@boop8621]

not really, it was lazy.

[@Tflexxx02]

THE PIES WERE FROM SCRATCH!!!!

[@othmangherraby1411]

What a cast, Wiig, Armisen, Taran, sudeikis, Hader, Keanan, Samberg, Bayer, Bobby and Elliot. Best Ever !!!!!!

[@Lewa500]

You don't like Anne Hathaway, do you?

[@RollingOrmond]

Carvey, Hartman, Sandler, Spade, Myers, Farley of 1990-1993 destroyed them.

[@fencefirst2722]

@@RollingOrmond by far.. Best ever

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Yes ;-;

[@othmangherraby1411]

@@Lewa500 Not really, little cheesy for my taste :p

[@kryskriescher9033]

"I'd like to thank my daughter and her black husband" finished me off. So funny

[@4oclockHereHuhHUH]

Krys Kriescher it was the pumpkin pie of this skit

[@natijungle3760]

I hate myself so much that when I hear a black joke I laugh maybe it will make me feel better

[@user8392-m8b]

@@natijungle3760 Don't hate yourself. If you are a child of God, just bide your time on earth until you go to heaven. Most of us suffer while we are here. But if you are rejecting Jesus Christ, then my words are meaningless to you. But I hope you are a child of God. Please accept Jesus Christ as your saviour.

[@ihateyoutubeandgooglenow8827]

@@user8392-m8b They should do this skit again, but with awards for uncomfortable KZbin comment replies.

[@thersten]

@@ihateyoutubeandgooglenow8827 😂😂😂😂

[@edwardmaxwell3951]

This cast of SNL is the best in my opinion. The production is great too.

[@rudyfat7073]

Kinda agree. To me its between this cast and the Will Ferrell, Fallon, Sanz, Cheri, Morgan, Hammond,Rachel Dratch, Fey, Kattan group

[@stellabellafontay9366]

Yesss

[@lyssasfaith]

Weird to think that this cast received so much hate back in the day

[@x1PMac1x]

@@rudyfat7073 Tim Meadows!

[@ILLMATICPROUDCTIONS]

MAD TV

[@sboshy4769]

Taran is such a great actor his whole face tells the whole story

[@beaubiden9293]

Lol that eyeroll😂

[@PistachioDean]

Kristen Wiig's face when she lost... Dead

[@katelijne5272]

can't even win this stupid award

[@earlkhentpermites8506]

This little scene from Kristen Wiig deserves every Oscar there is.

[@benswindlehurst1857]

Ken even best documentary?

[@jennasmith9309]

My grandma Me-Me once started off a Thanksgiving grace with "Someday every one of us is going to die." And yes, there were 4 year old cousins in attendance.

[@marenkuether-ulberg3311]

That's awesome. I think that when I get a little grayer I'll start dinner with that.

[@patientzero5685]

Jenna Smith ouch. At my wedding, my brother started his best man speech with “people shouldn’t get married”.

[@atleastitry1466]

Go grandma with death positivity

[@vanillaplanifoliae]

she's not wrong

[@perfectfae3534]

What's wrong with kids knowing that they'll die one day? Do you tell your kids they're immortal? It's perfectly fine for kids to know about death. Sheltering kids from death is weird & not good for their minds.

[@davidthomas6094]

That this perfect sketch would be cut, and with that level of production and talent, amazes me. The show had so much better stuff that week?

[@jmsmith1767]

It was 7 minutes so decently long so they probably had a long cold open or a long weekend update. They should shorten update from 15 minutes to 10 and down to one performance from the musical guest.

[@justynjonn]

This was great! I wanted more.

[@bradyguy7701]

@@jmsmith1767 I don't believe they've ever intentionally cut a performance....Ashlee Simpson and Elvis Costello notwithstanding. I think the two songs is in the performer's contract.

[@fulliculli]

I took the award and I THREW IT ON DA GROUUUUUUUUUUND

[@anindyaekbote2301]

I am not a part of your system ..........

[@cleobinx]

Mouloud Aït-Kaci lol

[@kellyweingart3692]

“I’m an adult”

[@jukebox_julia]

I DONT NEED YOUR HANDOUTS

[@subhanarif9902]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i am not part of your system

[@oskarkuelz2706]

It's been eight years but I need to say it: No way the teenage grace was the most uncomfortable one.

[@silvercheetah92]

Littlest angels should have won

[@Beverly_Dingus]

Uncle Shamon gave the most impassioned performance, though.

[@UkeCan1]

Teenager won because he was gonna be the funniest "acceptance" speech.

[@Research0digo]

@@Beverly_Dingus (Shimon) :)

[@b-meaker99]

Well, the whole theme was massive disappointment, so...

[@oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929]

The Mom should have won the first award. Mums are experts at guilt trip. They do it resiliently everyday and shamelessly

[@Briannaramma]

I'd honestly watch this as an entire feature-length award show

[@gerison320]

Kenan broke me with his "no one visits meh" 😂😂😂

[@ChristopherZavalaVlogs]

Anne Hathaway should win an Oscar for this performance 🎭 👏

[@sammyeagleson5352]

3:41 that kid really wants to laugh at Jason. Can't blame him

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Or it's good acting. I mean how would you react to your drunk uncle nonsence

[@OceanHedgehog]

@@Kostadin_Arolski C'mon, what's more likely. A kid actor nearly breaking or him acting like he's humoring a drunk uncle. Occam's razor.

[@pudchaa]

Omgggg Taran @ 4:43..... DEDDDD. God, I’ll never understand why they fired him, he was soooo good!!

[@shontapl]

They fired him?

[@ng23242]

I love how he took a big shot of his drink before he stood up to come out as gay😆

[@thesnowflakediaries5267]

Sam Kunz woah what why

[@Woosaidthat]

I thought he left to play King George in Hamilton on Broadway 🎭

[@omnibus4157]

The claim was that Taran was directing a film and it was cutting into his time. Lorne doesn't like stuff like that usually, but he's given Pete, Cecily, and Aidy a pass regarding their outside projects last year and this year. But... I think it was because on one of his last episodes, Taran went off-script and ruined the end of a sketch that the host (Ariana Grande) had just done a really good job in. Lorne *REALLY* doesn't like people going off-script and has fired people for that: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXaYgouhoKtoY7c Taran's ad-libbed bit landed with an absolute thud, and he says at the end of it, "Well, it's been fun," because he knew he'd fucked up and he was through on SNL. But all wasn't lost. I mean, he was in _Hamilton_ and he got a sitcom, so.

[@erinmaree1987]

Red Wine Freestyle 😭😭😭

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

And that's how Ras Trent was born.

[@sug9840]

Taran totally deserved the award for Stating the Obvious!! He was hilarious

[@ErikaTheGreat89]

I'm not even old yet and I'm already definitely great uncle Lester haha.

[@walkz007]

Nobody visits you huh😅😅😅

[@jamesmartin9401]

I don't know why they didn't laugh at Hathaway. It was funny. Actually, I think maybe they hit too real for the audience for the whole skit.

[@wylier]

One part did 'hit home' for me. I recall one Thanksgiving where I casually refused an offer of turkey by explaning that I was newly vegetarian. I didn't criticize anyone else for eating meat, but I was put on the defensive like a murder suspect being grilled by a cop. Not the happiest of family get-togethers, for sure.

[@jamesmartin9401]

@@wylier That can be rough if everyone expects herd behavior or doesn't respect individual choices.

[@charlie-obrien]

This one wasn't performed in front of an audience. This is the dress rehearsal for the sketch that was left out of the show because they were running long.

[@yahmhararry1943]

"But in ISRAEL! WE ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR SURVIVAL AS A PEOPLE!!!" As an Israeli, that part made my laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@Kelly-on3kf]

That part was my favorite 😂

[@SmittenKitten.]

My family has been nominated for the past 5 years... Sixth is the charm!!!

[@TCt83067695]

Soooo...tell us...did you win this time?

[@bingbongboi6194]

SmittenKitten which category

[@tomaskuli177]

4:31 My brother in law coming out: Yeah, we know. Even the dog knows your gay. And the dog is blind.

[@eskimpertush]

Taran always plays the gay guy lol

[@augustinemoloko1854]

eskimpertush Lol he killed me on that one

[@susioeandno1else]

He's really good at those roles...

[@gabrielhuff6969]

2:26 that girl's stare is everything

[@anarchist_parable]

In 32 years of life I've never had a friend come out and we not know. We used to all get together to practice being shocked 😂

[@calbassas87]

We all have an Aunt Deborah and we all low key think she’s the greatest lol

[@rabsaque]

Jesus we have 3 on my family when those women get together Jesus Christ

[@perfectfae3534]

Awe. I wish I had a family. 😢

[@tatehildyard5332]

That’s my mom and 2 of her sisters together. There’s 8 total but they were the closest in age. Irish Catholics

[@grace5033]

Lost my crap during the Jewish uncle part...

[@ng23242]

“…but in ISREAL! WE ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES AS A PEOPLE!! NO NO N O!!!”

[@alisonlazarus5989]

Shimon was ROBBED!

[@Will-wn1fz]

I love him fake spitting when the camera shows him in the audience 😂

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

Laughed so hard 🤣 didn't know actual ppl do that... yikes

[@matok5711]

as a jew, I was only slightly offended but mostly impressed by the accuracy

[@Mel.U]

I would watch this kind of award show any day over the academy awards

[@hollybroughton8768]

I wanna give a shout to to my uncle william who comes by for about half an hour and drops off four pies from village inn (where he has worked since high school)

[@moiclarence]

hhahaha Taran was amazing

[@kogalsaiyan99]

The facial expression of the girl at 2:27 is priceless in reaction to Vanessa Byer!

[@redwoods7370]

Put down SNL all you want, but when they are brilliant, they are BRILLIANT!!!

[@JOTennisVid]

NOOOOOO! Who won most justified relapse? WHO WON MOST JUSTIFIED RELAPSE???!!!

[@Taticlgmonckey]

All of us that go to Thanksgiving dinner.

[@TCt83067695]

We'll never know

[@JRiley-fd2jh]

Arrrg! They cut the cut!

[@alexheart9798]

Me, after dinner with both Aunt Joan and Uncle Phil...

[@joilisch]

Everyone who returns to rewatch this sketch. Again.

[@Scribblerjohnny]

"Everyone get out of my house!" Classic

[@sacrosby]

Can't believe this was cut...it's one of their better Thanksgiving skits 😆

[@amandaderp9263]

Fred armison really is a genius he can do so much he can play so many instruments and do so many voices

[@remraft]

Kid semi-cracking at 3:40 is great. Could you keep a straight face with Jason Sudeikis shaking you by the shoulder like that? I think not.

[@AtomicPunk23]

The atheist prayer made me laugh. When my family realized I was atheist at Thanksgiving years ago they actually expected me to have some kind of puerile tantrum over the prayer, to which I replied "what am I in 7th grade?". Andy Samberg did the perfect 7th grader version.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Samberg's more like a high schooler here than a 7th grader...unless that's how seventh graders act.

[@libbykay8448]

Anne Hathaway is so freakin funny

[@Avonbarksdaleable]

I really like her but, i feel like she's just trying too hard in this. I dont know, maybe its also because you have kirsten Wiig or Moynihan that are naturally funny in the same sketch ("I thank my daughter and her black husband... the korean war for giving me my anger" that was gold 😭😂).

[@imnotgivingmynametoamachine683]

@@Avonbarksdaleable I was never a big fan of hers (or maybe just the movies she's in) but I thought she was fantastic on SNL in general, gave me whole new respect for her. She has way more range than I realized.

[@MrUndersolo]

#RedWineFreestyle!

[@noorulaain2701]

Anne Hathaway is amazing ❤️

[@RuiOliveiraTV]

Anne Hathaway act remind me of Joan Rivers "Grow up" xD

[@morrisal]

Her overacting is really annoying

[@films5555]

Anne is great in this.

[@calbassas87]

Really is one of the best ensemble skits I’ve seen. Every cast member put to great use.

[@dillpickle2132]

Did anyone notice that in every selection of nominees there was an uncle 😂

[@troyevitt2437]

Fred Armison, not really Jewish, as "Jewish uncle"...Jewish-in-real-life Vanessa Bayer as "Christian Conservative pro-lifer"...that's why I love this show, everybody takes the piss out of ethnic groups without any of it being overly PC OR racist.

[@sayakdas4159]

Although, I don't know what he meant by shanda?

[@momosaku16]

I`m not sure, but I think it means `shame`, like it`s shameful.

[@swanhildm]

Sayak Das Diana below is right, it's the German and also Yiddish (which is a German dialect) word "Schande" which means shame.

[@fenecofeneco19]

Well if u think this is taking the piss out of someone or something ,and that it's crazy that actors ACT...well I don't know maybe u are too triggerable!

[@junkboxxxxxx]

There was nothing Christian in her pro-life bit, and setting a plate for an invisible guest is a Jewish thing to do

[@mulbeo]

They even made a turkey trophy 😂😂😂

[@iparty907]

Uncle Shimon... Jesus. That’s literally my grandpa down to the name and everything.

[@cryogeneric]

This is really funny!! Crowd was cold as ice.... On a side note, I really want to see who wins "the most justified relapse"

[@fatihmelek3080]

kristen wiig is a GENIUS

[@jovangorgi]

Fatih Melek Yes she is and then some .

[@werbinich90]

Jovan Gorgievski I'm

[@jovangorgi]

Really you are :D ? wow :D .

[@nisenivid]

Taran LOL

[@gabbye4986]

Sirius Chelsea he is hilarious.

[@haelotny6523]

3:40 The kid can't hold it in anymore 😂 Cute!

[@sitcomsTV]

The mannerisms of each nominee was spot on!

[@flamingsapphire3558]

Can you make an hour long version of this?

[@elisamaza8909]

I can't stop admiring this beautiful decoration in the background....

[@tassymccormick]

No one visits meh

[@02chevyguy]

Sounds like my neighbor across the hall...even looks like him too.

[@danman0106]

Debby Downer should have been in this!!

[@cupcakes7015]

MoreDanFilms Exactly 😭 9/4/19

[@Vitriol-Divergent]

The best part about this award show is how every nominee actually showed up.

[@naomisanchez5586]

"No one visits me." Lmaooooooo... I felt that

[@samanthae.1002]

The Jewish dad made me crack up. That’s not just holidays. That’s every night

[@awlivr1117]

the tux shirt on cameron rlly sells the character lmaoo it’s the little details

[@tusharpardeshi2115]

This video made my day. I am gonna watch it a 100 more times, I know that. Thank you SNL.

[@jeremyedowd]

Anne Hathaway is a hoot in this. Great performances from all cast.

[@MatheusLCB52]

"cooper's just sad cuz he's never gonna see his kids again. oh what? ah come on, you knew that, right?"

[@fashionlurveable]

I LISTEN TO REGGAE NOW

[@ursaltydog]

This one sh ould not have been cut.. :)

[@emmavictoria3529]

holy shit why was this cut for time

[@kimthejunglist]

Aunt Deborah in Red Wine Freestyle!!!

[@rubymars5493]

Taran’s acting is on point!!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

3m52s "Red wine freestyle" GOD I love that category!

[@DrewDawkins]

Ah, 4:43 ...The classic 'Smirk-n-Shimmy'.

[@xg4572]

I want that "most justified relapse" award.

[@slowbro173]

The older I get, the more I appreciate Fred Armison.

[@jeremywhistler2850]

I liked Vanessa's prayer. I also like the tiny plate idea.... it's.... creative...

[@wdowalex3471]

Why was it cut? Its great!

[@velocifero4167]

Kristen's wiig was SNATCHED

[@emmarice6442]

I really wish they would make a sequel to this sketch!

[@jmsmith1767]

Abby Elliot is adorable and was criminally underrated and under used when she was on the show.

[@luminatron]

Anne Hathaway is so good in this lmao

[@brettneuberger6466]

How was this cut for time. This one’s hilarious.

[@japikolee]

I'm not even American but this is so relatable for all family reunions

[@hyenahearts6500]

You gotta love that little seat wiggle

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Grandpa Phil = Drunk Uncle

[@jjsmith8231]

one of my favorite skits.

[@sugaredwards6207]

4:44 He’s doing the Alan ‼️

[@TRJ2241987]

THERE'S A DEAD MAN IN THERE?!?

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

6:05 I love that one guy's late single "Ha!" Over that Dukakis joke. Guess he had to travel back to '88 to remember who Dukakis was. he was that guy in a tank and a funny hat.

[@gregfalco4528]

Anne Hathaway showed the best comedic timing and sense in the whole clip, and that's not a knock on the cast members. Time to put that lady in a good comedy.

[@emmersonsmith6113]

“ I listen to reggae now” then showing him w the head phones in *sent me*

[@AngryMrFixit]

“I’d like to thank the price of gas” oh my god

[@rustyshackleford4076]

Mentally and emotionally preparing myself for Thanksgiving 2018 with these gold SNL clips 😭

[@stephenturner4715]

Taran nailed it!

[@Jayforeman3047]

I love these kind of ensemble sketches.

[@navetdusang7472]

The justified relapse category sounds great!

[@sarahsrappa]

That got me rolling on the floor “ justify relapse “ 😂😂😂😂😂