Cutaway Compilation Season 11 - Family Guy (Part 7)

[@StagFiesta]

"Okay but first I gotta adjust myself." Underrated joke

[@9922hhAAg]

I didn’t catch that one at first

[@VicSKwan]

8:36 “I’m small so this is ok” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Malayan-dude-69]

LOLZ 😂 😂 😂

[@ronzo9187]

How his face looks at the camera

[@victormanuelflorez-y3f]

That one got me 😂😂😂😂

[@Kennium4oxide]

I actually didn't get the punchline there 😂

[@themmemezandgamez451]

But it wasn’t OK

[@AdamAlq]

LMAO…Chris with the sock 🧦 😂 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

And now we wait.

[@U.S.A_America.]

Still waiting…

[@Vøørhees-Èditź]

Still…Waiting……

[@therivster]

Legend says that Chris is still waiting…

[@nicholaswolf365]

"When you said I could do you in your mudhut, I thought you meant something else." Poor Peter😂

[@9922hhAAg]

Not funny

[@Nutsaur]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

3:03 Lois managed to find the one asexual security guard in Quahog😂.

[@carultch]

I think the implication is that he is gay.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

@@carultch Maybe,but I like my version better.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 I also like your version.

[@hydrix6419]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 your version is better for some reason

[@ArinBombastic]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513 ur versions best

[@jumpieva]

I'm not Jewish and I still want a menorah rocket

[@dero4378]

I understand

[@insaincorba2504]

I can hook you up with my dealer

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

It’s more like a menorah jet pack

[@155chipmunkz]

Because Jews are awesome.

[@SkrrtzSneakers]

Me the Jew be like…

[@icecool85]

That Chris brown joke killed me😆

[@TacoCat8891]

That was the punch line!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

@@TacoCat8891 lol

[@simbarashekudakwasheaichik164]

@@TacoCat8891 nice recap man,,

[@blunt3680]

But Rihanna hit him first. I believe in equal rights and equal lefts.

[@9922hhAAg]

@@blunt3680 only a coward ever strikes a woman

[@SC-RGX7]

"Each shoe sold separately" - killed me.

[@9922hhAAg]

*Each shoe sold seperate

[@carultch]

1:20 - trick question. They all do. Sodium on food labels is in milligrams. You'd need to eat a hundred cans of soup to get that much sodium.

[@ogaucho6235]

So basically every can in the store has more tham 100 grams of Sodium. Wtf

[@carultch]

@@ogaucho6235 No. More like a hundred milligrams is what they meant. If it had a hundred grams of sodium in one can, that would mean about a third of the can's contents would be salt.

[@lc846.]

@@carultch so the average can contains around 300 grams of food

[@YourKyckling]

@@carultch Joke is it's american, so everything is overloaded, I think.

[@carultch]

@@lc846. Sodium also isn't in its elemental form when added to food. Chloride is also present. The salt that corresponds to sodium content would be a little more than twice the mass of the sodium.

[@evelyn4886]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@djhunter3756]

Ngl it’s kinda ironic since (to my knowledge, I cannot 100% confirm or deny this) the Bible actually never explicitly mentions homosexuality as the sin but more sexuality in general and saying that homosexuals were just people who commuted the sin of lust in a method different than what was traditionally expected of those such sinners. So tbh (again if my assumptions are correct which they probably aren’t lol) the Bible is anything BUT clear about that lol

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@djhunter3756 Leviticus 20:13 and Leviticus 18:22 are _pretty_ clear about that, though

[@djhunter3756]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 ah, gotcha. Like I said it was only to my knowledge and I was probably gonna be wrong anyways due to my lack of knowledge. Thanks for clarifying that up for me

[@bruhmomenthdr7575]

@@djhunter3756 no problem 👍

[@mygenderisyes5771]

@@bruhmomenthdr7575 ja well hail satan

[@RealCallMeJoel]

the Andy Griffith bit killed me holy cow

[@MickeyMallone.]

I watch it almost every weeknight with my dad and think of that. When I tried to explain why I laugh at the intro, he just looked at me like he was wondering why he got stuck with a daughter like me.

[@typacsk]

I used to wonder where all the black people were in Mayberry. Then I decided I didn't want to know.

[@058875915]

5:57 I thought Joe was supposed to be really good at softball too

[@theredforce8049]

As a European, the Europe one cracks me up rvery time!

[@macaemeia146]

As a fellow European I agree

[@GossamerGhoul]

The worst part of being European is that our TVs aren't here

[@tfyk5623]

As an American I can’t agree more

[@mygenderisyes5771]

As a south african with a European partner I finally have something to show her that'll b tunny

[@superturbo3407]

@@mygenderisyes5771 all white south africans are European

[@violet6991]

3:46 Brian acting like a real dog always gets me😂🙈

[@JacobDaDJ]

Bruh he still has his natural instincts

[@XEmmoEmmoX]

Met too😂😂🤣🤣

[@cadefenster2453]

It's adorable.

[@mitchellgildea6944]

Each shoe sold separate

[@poebux7359]

6:46 *jetpack joyride music starts*

[@axostierIV]

Jetpack Jewride*

[@kirawarner2772]

2:49-2:52 LOL🤣❤️ That Europe cutaway was hilarious! Prove me wrong!

[@Nutsaur]

How can I prove a negative?

[@BabyJaguar220]

I absolutely LOVED tiny Brian

[@Kysrn666]

"Oh my God it's beautiful! I forgot my tv 📺lest go home" I love this quot

[@Green1sh01]

Among Us.

[@owenpollreis8154]

2:49

[@jacobstanfill4451]

My tvs not here lets go home not forgot my tv lets go home

[@BlakeGibbons]

Never said that.

[@mikeoxlong869]

Get the quote right.

[@krystopherguadalupe1760]

8:03 kills me every time

[@dustinsanchez7820]

The king stewie bit was fantastically misleading funny as hell

[@samibeachboysandfullhousef8765]

In my office now

[@brodythebrickbuilder6843]

Chris swung a baseball into Herbert's house once. Now, Jerome swung a baseball into someone else's house.

[@FL4M3ZEXE]

0:14 best part 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tiresias55]

3:44 "Get out of here I'll kill you! But come back tomorrow same time, I get very sad on Sundays when you're not here.?" Being a dog person I feel for Brian on this one, they do get sad when something that is supposed to happen doesn't happen. Love to all dog and cat owners out there.

[@christianw6819]

Wow you are a dog person? You are just so special and unique!!!

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

@@christianw6819 Stop being rude

[@jimgeorge1312]

⁰

[@BlakeGibbons]

Why did you put a random question mark?

[@---oq5kb]

@@christianw6819 average redditor after browsing r/notlikeothergirls

[@musicaman8683]

6:45 Idk why this made me laugh the most. A menorah jet pack.

[@Ysoserious1]

The bible's pretty clear about that 😂

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

If the Bible actually mattered, I’d be screwed 😬

[@Nutsaur]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@garrettfairley2212]

"Oh God, somebody farted!" 5:14

[@calebd.9526]

Why did I kinda enjoy Lois’ softball chatter?

[@gorgis.mp307]

Idunno man makes you look like a simp to me pal

[@calebd.9526]

@@gorgis.mp307 Nah, it was just the one of the few times her voice didn’t sound super nasally and utterly horrible.

[@andrewtatescigar7122]

Probably because it’s maybe the longest she’s ever spoken

[@renealvarez6586]

@@gorgis.mp307 sounds like you don’t know what simp means to me, pal

[@gorgis.mp307]

@@calebd.9526 idunno seems kinda sus

[@shroomiegunleader814]

OMG THE "Adjust myself" PART XD

[@josiahortiz8598]

"I'm small so this is okay."😂😂

[@leatherfoot11]

08:36 - lol

[@uncleken7955]

Im small so this is okay. 😂😂😂😂

[@MrBrewman95]

1:19 I think they meant milligrams for salt. 100 grams of salt at once would kill you and probably 100 others.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Not really You would most likely just throw it back up

[@og.shadefur]

2:57 i would risk losing my job for some ice cream 😎

[@LukeTheDukeYT]

Each shoe sold separate. Kills me every second.

[@sthembisonkomo4231]

The loan shark killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spcgulley]

Ok..... as a Jewish man......... when where my fellow Jews going to tell me that porch Menorahs were jet packs!!?

[@eternalconfusion6226]

Hahahaha Once they saw the angry mob they were, so you're lucky you never heard I guess :P

[@naughtiusmaximus3690]

It's reserved for several special people, we should leave someone to keep the mob busy...

[@sigstackfault]

2:58 this man is ace.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

That's what I said! There is no heterosexual or gay explanation for how he reacted to that Pinkberry, that there was an Ace.

[@solar.polaris]

as an aromantic asexual I approve of this message

[@mygenderisyes5771]

YASSSS if my best friend watched this show I'd probably have pissed her off by the amount of references to that scene lol

[@princesscadance197]

Honestly, if I were a guy in his position, I’d be the same way. Except instead of pink berry ice cream, I’d be persuaded with… Frosted wheat cereal.

[@kimuires]

An ace icon 🖤🤍💜

[@quandaledingle6949]

8:32 “im small so this is okay” Idk why i expected anything else

[@tasleem5148]

Tom Tucker taking off his moustache😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChiftainZ11]

When Tom said "Goodnight St. Louis". I freaked out 🤣.

[@sincereyoutubeapology]

Natural Bridge and kingshighway is where I'm goin!!!!

[@Caffrey987]

Note to Self: Dont go to St Louis.

[@GrumpyTy34er]

1:20 I would hope that ALL of them have less than 100 g of sodium, considering it's measured in mg

[@lifewithray2220]

YOU DID THIS TO ME!!! 🤣🤣🤣 8:04

[@MiMi-Elona]

me waving in front of a sniper but there's a guy that says 1up appear in my side and 2x points in my other side. sigh

[@secretsavant-]

Stewie: In my office, now. I laugh every time. 😄

[@yc_04]

he cannot get sick right now

[@itsdomtoo]

“Ah ah ah, the Bible is pretty clear about that”

[@Nutsaur]

Ah ah ah, the bibles pretty clear about that

[@kristijancosic4459]

4:33 what else can a man do

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

7:31 I hope you're happy, Marciaaaaaaa!! (thud) We might have something upstairs.

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

I lost interest in Family Guy a long time ago but that Chihuahua cutaway will always be f*cking hysterical

[@thoughtfuldevil6069]

@Walter White Thanks for your enriching and enlightening opinion, I shall cherish it forever :D

[@lermajerms]

the way he just straightface turns to look straight at the camera makes me almost vomit from laughter

[@turkeysandwich1998]

3:36 The next Olympics

[@Shortsonic37]

Lois managed to find the one asexual security guard in Quahog😂.

[@cakenshake]

I think the joke back then is that the guard was gay.

[@matthewhamilton2913]

Someone literally said the same thing, word for word four days ago

[@youtubeuser849]

3 days to late my guy.

[@carlawalton5658]

2:49 that’s just me 😂

[@Mr3DLC]

Wow the thumbnail is actually part of the show:)

[@Jayjay-pv1vl]

0:25 end this now, mason

[@dswagjr8802]

Friendly Fire will not be tolerated

[@axostierIV]

"Wait what's the meaning of this--" "...." *"MASON!!!"*

[@dehydratedwater4759]

8:23 your welcome

[@JackArmySwans]

When Peter shot the monkey🤣 was not expecting that

[@JoeAriminvm]

5:10 😂😂

[@ninjifansmpj420]

Favorite scene EVER

[@sealwiththehaircut9431]

3:24 hold up

[@axostierIV]

Bro got the wrong mustache 💀💀

[@FrozenGligar]

2:48 My tv isn't here. Let's go home.

[@hunterkiersey1469]

Peter just wants to go back home the first thing he gets off the plane 🤣🤣🤣2:50

[@MaskedMadness758]

Me when my grandparents tell me I can't bring my phone on vacation so we can spend time together: 2:49

[@jamesporter3761]

8:36 This is my excuse for everything now

[@Finnec123]

As a non-American: Did Lois talk gibberish? 02:30 Ok I know she did. She mentioned Tom Brady and some random stuff. 🙂

[@OliverStabile]

2 outs is 2/3 required to end an inning Tom Brady is a QB College football is on saturdays and yes The NDA is black

[@peculiar1104]

" AH AH AH ...The Bible is pretty clear on that " 😆💯🙏🏿

[@Swifftegirl13]

That escalated quickly 😂😂 4:18

[@Lahcsap]

Jerome’s baseball scene was the best 😂😭

[@farrelarantxa1837]

You know what's the best. Your profile pict 👑

[@Lahcsap]

@@farrelarantxa1837 My brother, much appreciated ❤️

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

Two homosexuals 😂😂😂

[@micharosa6201]

Seeing censored clip with Brian chasing off Mail man certainly fellt new, as i get used to uncensored one.

[@itssaucerbitch]

what does the uncensored version say?

[@micharosa6201]

@@itssaucerbitch "You Motherfucker get out here.."

[@bluebeka2458]

2:51 Shhh, no one tell him that there are tv's on the rest of the world beside USA. Let him leave.

[@msthecommentator2863]

5:10 Family Guy always has some of the most top tier fart jokes 😂

[@PopeLando]

I love Quagmire getting the life lessons from Mr. Mom.

[@KazK-vi6xn]

8:10 is so funny

[@anonymous-zw6ff]

Smell that kids? Thats been in a rich persons mouth!

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I’m a different kind of winner!! Family guy has the best gay jokes

[@mygenderisyes5771]

What about gay people? As a bi person I think my bi partner is the queen of I jokes

[@brandonmaddox4862]

@@mygenderisyes5771 all a matter of opinion my good friend, I’m sure your partner is hilarious

[@Kratos-kp1uo]

7:00 LOL

[@nicholasadams2374]

The mudhut bit had me dying!! LMFAO

[@SPI679]

1:34 😂😂

[@CEAROD345]

Uh uh uh the Bible’s pretty clear about that

[@gunner4126]

The fact that Chris Brown is still loved is disappointing

[@seferkeshet]

MICHAEL VICK IS STILL LOVED AND HE WAS ALLOWED TO PLAY IN THE NFL AGAIN AFTER HE HOOKED ALLIGATOR CLIP LEADS TO ANIMALS EARS AND TOSSED THEM INTO A POOL TO WATCH THEM FIGHT TO GET OUT AS THEY WERE BEING ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH. HE DID THIS TO DOZENS AND DOZENS OF ANIMALS. EVEN HIS OWN PETS. MICHAEL VICK. NOT JUST "DOGFIGHTER." TORTURE AND EXECUTION OF ANIMALS. MICHAEL VICK. QUARTERBACK. NFL.

[@Father_Venti]

@@seferkeshet bruh calm the fuck down

[@bigmac92]

@@seferkeshet Both are terrible but two humans is significantly worse

[@M4XXXXXXXX]

@@bigmac92 nah disagree, animals don’t have controle over much and are cute, she was prolly being a bitch

[@348tacos7]

@@M4XXXXXXXX yall are both wrong. Both situations are f#vked up. However, I gotta agree that the animal one is.......a bit extra.

[@tiberiu_nicolae]

Kryptonite, or latex, or lambskin

[@soulassassin0g]

3:01 that man has his priorities straight.

[@noahkao2144]

7:33 did anyone else heard that ow

[@jumpae4241]

1:18 watch till the end of the cutaway

[@ErenYeeter]

Omg it's beautiful, My TV isn't here let's go home

[@sovashadow]

8:31

[@alexd832]

Love it !!! 😂😂😂

[@e.m.2850]

Thanks

[@renaldomorrie6607]

Each shoe sold separately LMAO 🤣

[@sheffield7727]

7:25 💀😫

[@sprite8344]

Do you think he died with that tap?

[@9922hhAAg]

Pointless comment

[@arion9696]

6:23 Gets me everytime

[@mrcrabs2228]

Which episode is this from?

[@legueu]

That loan shark was indeed pretty serious.

[@utkarshverma3470]

That last clip made me laugh hard.

[@keatonburton6064]

My favorite is 4:59 because I've been getting into Predator since Death Battle's Boba Fett vs. Predator video in July.

[@Dinoboy06]

I’ve been with the Predator years ago, and they’re really badass…

[@keatonburton6064]

@@Dinoboy06 I know.

[@SophiaAphrodite]

The sock pregnancy test reminded me of the time we convinced my stepsister she could get pregnant by swallowing.

[@toilet7970]

Someone: omg! You really going out like this My original character Darryl the mouse: 8:36

[@PhantoMace2012]

That security guard at the concert not falling for Lois could have gone any number of different ways. But I’m glad it went down in the random, strangely adorable way it did

[@eliottdeletraz97]

1:14 same, stewie. That sort of thing gaves me nothing but madness and insanity.

[@inkmanstudios4798]

3:07 I don't think i ever had pink berry ice cream What's it like?

[@inkmanstudios4798]

3:10

[@saikatdominicgregory9157]

2:57 sigma man rule 1

[@marysmith9084]

getting drunk and watching this shit is just immaculate

[@clarityashtons4273]

That man wearing heels is 100% not a winner. He definitely doesn't know how to run in heels because I've seen some people SPRINT like a ninja in them!!!! 😮

[@Aldaboy]

That bit with the Predator wasn't really a cutaway, but that will always be one of my most favorite bits.

[@liam03talksmovieswaytomuch]

I’m small so this is ok

[@lordrindfleisch1584]

1:30 how does a can of soup have more than 100g of sodium?

[@hillbillypeakgarage6797]

0:08 Mud Hut🤣🤣