Family Guy | Best Indiana Jones jokes

[@cleverusername9369]

Honestly though Seth accurately singing the entire chase scene song from Crusade is actually really impressive

[@daveroche6522]

True Dan - I never really appreciated it until now. Thank you.

[@NX-ez4xq]

That would make a great ring tone.

[@ru_gamerandotaku2431]

@@NX-ez4xq wich part peter or the song itself

[@NX-ez4xq]

@@ru_gamerandotaku2431 Peter's version, of course.

[@EveryDooDarnDiddlyDay]

And pointless, there's no joke, just a reference for reference sake. This is why modern FG is garbage.

[@dariosantinelli1620]

"You betrayed the shareholders!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blizzardfog9501]

Till this day I still don't get it

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

@@blizzardfog9501 Same

[@LSTNSCRFN]

@@blizzardfog9501 it’s a reference to Temple Of Doom during the Battle of the Bridge scene where Indy says to Mola Ram that he betrayed Shiva and the stone burned his hand leaving him falling into the river of crocodiles.

[@blizzardfog9501]

@@LSTNSCRFN no the shareholders part

[@LSTNSCRFN]

@@blizzardfog9501 oh Eisner left Disney when he screwed over the Shareholders which allowed Bob Chapek to take over and now he’s the most hated CEO rn

[@Mk5mango]

5:04 The reason Short Round Stewie said that quote cause 7 years after Indian Jones The Lost Crusade, Steven Spielberg (director of the movies) married Kate Capshaw. So he's not wrong

[@HangTimeDeluxe]

No shit Sherlock.

[@soviettoaster_9323]

@@HangTimeDeluxe Damn.. rude

[@thebandit0256]

Actually its after TOD

[@Arthur_Morgan805]

Nope he’s not Wong

[@Iron8127]

Huh.

[@Coolman227_]

5:42 I don’t know what’s worst, trapping James woods or nailing a screw.

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

That happened again in back to the woods.

[@GeorgiBelinov]

It is better to nail a screw of the screw a nail...

[@agwhitaker]

Should have been using a Phillips hammer....

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

“He’s being examined by top men.” *cut to shot of man hammering a screw*

[@typacsk]

Something something government work

[@BASSOBEN]

came here for this

[@jardex2275]

And now that Disney owns both Indiana Jones and Family Guy, we can get that trilogy of specials.

[@jessea4438]

Yes, but Paramount still owns the distribution rights for the first four movies. I am not sure what the whole legality of that situation would be, but I think Paramount would have to have some sort of say if they wanted to release it on streaming &/or DVD and Blu Ray.

[@Adam4s]

And now they can ruin both of them :)

[@siskothekid4620]

I think you’re assuming Disney would do something to appease fans? Looking at how they treated the Star Wars fan base, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

[@alucard624]

@@siskothekid4620 A new Lego Indiana Jones game done in the style of the recent Lego Star Wars game once the 5th film is out so we could get the whole saga would be awesome.

[@superpaytonmars8852]

No? Well then was the point of this merger?

[@Sparker408]

The last scene where the ark is boxed up and hidden away in a secret government facility always gives me the Willie's

[@cleverusername9369]

Top. Men.

[@johnleeson6946]

Why he is hammering in Philipps screws?!

[@TheDarkFable]

I like as it goes on they stop using fake “almost” versions of the theme song and just license the actual tune

[@GoMrTom]

No license needed. Disney owns Family Guy and Indiana Jones.

[@CartersRemasters]

@@GoMrTomnot when most of these clips were being made..smart ass

[@joevictor53]

​@@GoMrTomhow is that relevant? The episodes were made before Disney bought either of them. Unless you think the creators went forward in time to when Disney owned both, made the episodes and then went back in time to release them

[@glenncordova4027]

It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to. 🤣

[@guytansbariva2295]

​@joevictor53 No, you're wrong. Seth said that he went back and edited a lot of old Family Guy shows to add licensed materials

[@MrPhotodoc]

Great, now I have that Last Crusade song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

[@fawkewe]

“You betrayed the shareholders” is even funnier after Family Guy was bought by Disney

[@BrenTenkage]

Honestly Micheal isn't the worst Disney had...after all with Bob Igar he is making Disney turn in his grave so fast you swear it was intentional to make some kind of infinite power source

[@patrickspencer6550]

3:32 Marion was actually pregnant with Shia LaBeouf during The Last Crusade, 19 years before Crystal Skull!

[@dudesayingthings]

She couldn't handle the glory of god's love 😂😂😂 that line gets me every time 😂😂

[@raven4k998]

meh happens all the time🤣🤣🤣

[@AnonyBoiii]

0:22 That one shouldn’t have gotten me that good, but it did and I love it

[@monkeyprojects129]

3:42 i actually saw john williams conduct this live with the movie projected behind the orchestra. gotta say...did not compare

[@VicSKwan]

So it is determined that Seth Mcfarlane is a big Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Back To The Future fan

[@MausOfTheHouse]

He did grow up in the 80's.

[@MxCartney_Lou]

To like family you have to be a person who grew up in the 1980s or be 14

[@chocolatestraw3971]

I heard a rumor that he also likes showtunes and old Hollywood musicals.

[@bradley8575]

He is also a Lord of the Rings Fan.

[@Alex-ry6cd]

As all us 80s kids are.

[@traintrack3761]

Maybe just one quick peek XD

[@silverbolbo]

Look there's a woman learning !! 😂

[@kaycey7361]

Reference to a wrong country

[@STho205]

Seeing it in cartoon parody really brings out that almost every Indy adventure scene comes almost directly from "Jonny Quest" back in the early 60s

[@raven4k998]

by the way I'm pregnant . . . . maybe just one quick peak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scottmantooth8785]

*makes me want to see family guy do a parody of of the clutch cargo sycro vox technique*

[@garronguzman5202]

when meg got left behind that shit always got me 🤣

[@jamessteele3093]

Ralph yelling " will you just pick it up already!" Got me dying. I love Honeymooners

[@KoRnBaL19]

That was definitely the Ed Norton school of idol grabbing!😂

[@caustin850]

0:17 Police Officer: Will you just pick it up already?!

[@brennonguilbeau569]

That's supposed to be Ralph Kramden, the bus driver.

[@subliteral]

"Hey look! There's a woman learning!" Maybe the best line ever uttered on this show.

[@thekinginyellow1744]

Except that from the style of his turban the guard was a Sikh. Sikhs are noted for having a much more progressive attitude towards women's education compared to other cultures in south Asia and the middle east. So I call it a fail.

[@TroyeWelch]

Like them pounding in Philips/cross-head screws with a hammer at 5:43. Seems ok at first glance.. maybe it was intentional? 🤡

[@thekinginyellow1744]

@@gerryteiglandeide9902 Sikhs aren't Muslims, so it completely missed. Unless you are ignorant. Which I suppose most westerners are.

[@stephenstrub]

An Indy family guy trilogy would be awesome.

[@iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25]

It would be more faithful than Indy 5.

[@seantressel1754]

A great crossover that would make any Disney fan and Indiana Jones fan smile...

[@chucksolutions4579]

The whole music score of Indiana Jones is amazing even as a parody it makes me eager for adventure!

[@rikwilkinson1451]

Peter singing along with the opening chase seen in the last crusade was the absolute best!! Sidesplit!

Did you sing along? I know I did :)

[@newman6434]

"you betrayed the shareholders" xD

[@LSTNSCRFN]

Ehhh Eisner is better than Chapek

[@niptuck117]

"Maybe just one quick peek" lmao

[@videowilliams]

"Lady only here 'cause she humping director" is an edgy piece of humour! (5:00) I approve 😅

[@MichaelAarons1701]

The “maybe just one peek” but was the best one for me.🤣

[@daveroche6522]

Brilliant - always makes me laugh. Thank you.

[@luketandy2732]

"If only you spoke havitos"😂😂😂

[@matt13r1]

Ahhhh!!!

[@fxrmike5145]

Peter singing the song 🤣

[@torvamessor5130]

I had no idea there were this many Indiana Jones jokes

[@RyanGriffiths28]

I don't think all of them are

[@willowandluka5302]

@@RyanGriffiths28 The only one that I didn’t remember from Indiana Jones was the “Hate you” on the eye lids.

[@lukeschroter9389]

@Nathan Gautrey raiders of the lost ark

[@LSTNSCRFN]

@@willowandluka5302 one of the Female Students blinks to Indy with the message Love you. Which if you get it Eye and then when she blinks it says love you 😂😂😂

[@spencerwess5899]

I saw the James Woods episode before I saw any of the movies of Indiana jones, so when I saw the end of the first movie I was like “so that’s where family guy got it from”

[@crazyman7671]

The Raiders one where Marion goes "I'm pregnant" and Indy says "maybe just a peek" could have gone further where he peeks, but the spirits just say "nice try" and force him back into his body 😆

[@geoff4705]

So, so upsetting to see Phillips head screws hammered into a crate. I can't believe there wasn't some kind of trigger warning.

[@2hot4u68]

That goes to show how epic the Ark is.

[@ben_jammin242]

Maybe they were like cement nails? Or those nails with the cross-hatch texture on top

[@jlmww]

I have become far too Facebook: at the end I actually asked out loud “Why are you hammering a screw?”

[@rossbrumby1957]

Havent you seen nails with a x on the head before? Most common for drywall (we call plasterboard or by the brand name gyprock here in Aussie) the wide heads are concave and have a raised X in them which helps plaster to grip over the nail.

[@T.N.S.A.F.]

@@rossbrumby1957 yaaaaaa,...but they weren't hanging drywall or plastering walls. they were nailing a box shut..... with a screw. Plus I doubt the animators were thinking about drywall nails at the time.

[@totalcreativegaming6681]

I love Indiana Jones. So these jokes are a treat

[@lucaschapman2188]

Just a shame the newest Indiana film is bloody awful! I thought the Crystal Skull was bad enough. Such a shame the original Trilogy of films were masterpieces.

[@nateeeeeee]

@@lucaschapman2188I thought it wasn't that bad. A little mid, but WAYYY better than crystal skull

[@Ravencos]

5:42 Hammering a screw XD

[@dr.robotnick1888]

This compilation was more entertaining than Indiana Jones 5

[@Laceykat66]

Oh great, thanks a lot. Now I want to go watch all the Indy movies. AND I HAD PLANS TODAY !!!!

[@brandongill2577]

WILL YOU JUST PICK IT UP ALREADY! #Honeymooners

[@feleciaclemons5074]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rockero1313]

"Don't look, Marion" "OK... by the way, I'm pregnant" "Maybe just one quick pick" just brilliant!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 also, did anyone else noticed @5:43 the "Top Men" is hammering a screw??? not a nail, a screw 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@Davidofthelost]

They’re the best Peter could spare money from his insane escapades.

[@rockero1313]

@@Davidofthelost what?

[@Davidofthelost]

@@rockero1313they are the best he can afford. After all he pays off the town when he does something insane and life threatening. He ain’t got money to real smart guys to do the work.

[@rockero1313]

@@Davidofthelost again, what????

[@Davidofthelost]

@@rockero1313 you are apparently one of those top men if you can’t understand what I’m saying.

[@gudaofujimaru4146]

5:34 Those "Top Men" are hammering in a screw

[@rossbrumby1957]

It's a plasterboard nail.

[@capnlatenight5356]

It shouldn't matter so long as you do it right.

[@sfvwildthings]

Why don’t you tell them ? If only you spoke jovitos ! Honestly whoever’s writing these Indy references deserves a medal from Spielberg and George. What a great show of appreciation for a legendary series. Had me singing the chase sequence with Peter ! Him humming the whole song had me cracking up! When you are an Indiana Jones fan, Your a Fucking FAN!! good shit family guy. Dun dun dun dun!

[@funcionapramim]

This almost 6 min of vid is better than the last Indiana Jones movie. Sad times😢

[@springerk2007]

This was better than the dial of destiny!

[@c.moriarty1178]

These references are all so on-the-nose. The best are the truly random ones like 2:42, where it also works as a part of the scene to highlight Peter's ridiculousness and obsession with pop culture

[@RicklessSanchez]

3:30 then no indiana jones and kingdom of the crystal skull LMAO! 😂.

[@nandraaprianto5026]

1:55 ,After watching Temple of doom ,this scene is funnier than I thought it was 🤣

[@chefpete12571]

"if only you spoke Hovitos"

[@cb175s]

Hammering in screws When they close the lid on James woods crate. 😅😅

[@kleetus92]

5:43 hammering in screws... lol! nicely done...

[@DesertPackrat]

This is an awesome collection.

[@rossbrumby1957]

I thought the james woods ending was good but they could still do an alternate ending with "The Crate" story from Creepshow. Especially if Hal Holbrook feeds Billie to James Woods in the crate before sealing it .

[@yankeevictor9055]

03:48 Imagine Seth while he was doing this recording

[@dillonkinder9296]

3:06 Meg already got caught

[@kaponkotrok]

😂😂😂

[@Knightmessenger]

"You betrayed the shareholders" rings even more true today with Bob Iger.

[@seaningram3285]

Now this was REALLY GOOD! 👍👍😎😎

[@kennethnwebb]

there's ah woman learning....hahahahahah

[@bartman898]

George and Steven know how to make a great movie.

[@guytansbariva2295]

And Quentin Tarantino

[@Gor85]

Awesome Indy jokes!😁 Well done!😄

[@thekingofhistory4360]

1:19 the joke works even better if you realize you can replace michael eisner with Kathleen Kennedy, and Bob Iger.

[@maxell9544]

This was actually better than the new Indiana Jones movie.

[@felipesalas6389]

Crystal Skull? Yeah, definitely

[@Davidofthelost]

@@felipesalas6389dial of diarrhea.

[@dennisjansson6239]

5:34 to 5:57 I find it WIERD that they reused that joke. And why havent they parodied Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

[@diegobareno5820]

Peter: Jokes on you Eisner, I have no heart!

[@LillyWhiteFairy]

Definitely the case in the newer episodes.

[@bensisko4651]

That's some serious Meg hate, I always wondered what's up with that?

[@echolocationn]

The greatest Indiana Jones joke is the latest movie, and how much it bombed in the theaters.

[@cowboygeologist7772]

Love it! Thanks for sharing this.

[@Shorty_Lickens]

YOU MISSED THE ONE WHERE STEWIE RIPS OUT MEGS HEART! THATS THE BEST FUCKING ONE! THATS WHY I AM HERE!!

[@Koronuru]

5:17 Lois scream reminds me of Zoey's death scream from L4D. lol

[@happycreati0n]

Peter would be the best at rythm games.

[@o.portista]

After rewatching all of the Indiana Jones Series, man did Family guy mention them alot

[@curryboi93]

That first one, my friend and I nearly died of laughter the first time we saw it

[@McGooglez]

Im so glad im not the only person who does this when trying to do the soundtracks to song

[@Angyali]

0:42 "Ah, I can't pretend this XXI. century crap anymore!" 😆🤣

[@glenncordova4027]

2:30 That's how the nuggets are made. LOL

[@smashi1310]

After seeing the first movie this makes so much sense

[@h2oguy740]

I love the Parody with Ralph Kramden and Indiana Jones

[@videoplusdvd]

Pop culture parodies were some of the best things about early Simpsons and Family Guy.

[@necronyx7176]

Elderly pot heads, why did it have to be elderly pot heads.

[@lukecalos4442]

There was also the scene when Peter put on a NY hat and help Indiana Jones that is like a really old man that sees snakes also when he take a bath😂 (I actually dont know how to describe it better, it was a really strange scene)

[@matt13r1]

5:17 I felt like they all missed

[@user-34678dsslo]

Lady only here because she humping director.

[@gagefarmer9615]

Poor Meg 3:26 Great Lois is going feel those darts for weeks. 5:17 Family Guy is losing it's touch.

[@bensisko4651]

"You betrayed the shareholders" that, unfortunately, aged like fine wine!🤔🤣🤣

[@Jacobcoleyray]

Seth Macfarlane must love the Indiana Jones movies

[@zacglover3345]

Who doesn't?

[@Foxtrot-Nation]

They’re immortal classics, especially the OG trilogy

[@jr4bz]

omg, I was already cracking up and then 3:40 killed me

[@gabemiller4882]

I laugh 😂😂😊😂😂😂😂❤ all the time when Family Guy does these Indiana Jones Trilogy special skits from the movie! Great job Seth 👍👍👏! 😂😂😂 ! You must choose but choose wisely? I choose the Jesus coffee ☕ mug 😂😂😂!

[@DmitriyK12]

Family Guy Indiana Jones parodies...more interesting and funny unlike the more recent Indy films (at least in my opinion). Honestly I could be wrong; I will change my comment after I watch Dial of Destiny.

[@StephanBuchin]

3:47 So well done 🙂

[@carreviewer6345]

0:18 Get him Achmed!😆

[@calebstevens7487]

5:30 Benny Hinn, Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, and Kenneth Copeland after passing a poor person

[@tejasshoor9543]

Look a women learning😂😂😂

[@travisharty770]

You forgot the one from the Spies Like Us parody that parodies the scene in Raiders when Toht brings out his coat hanger

[@cameronwilliams8230]

Hey look over there, there's a woman learning!

[@metalhead532]

Stewies falsetto voice cracks me up.😂

[@Nagore6305]

The best was their 2nd movie reference when they were at Disneyland

[@daremaster5254]

2:06 ohh so that’s the origin of the glider

[@vespasian79ad26]

They do the top men thing twice lmao