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[@begro362]

Peter is the most racially diverse being on the planet

[@Blissiralabs]

@@beneko1127 ahahahaha!!!!!!

[@roboticartist2793]

The two main ones are black and Irish.

[@Xerock]

Is that why he's a terrible father, can't hold a job and is constantly in trouble with the law?

[@chiagz7538]

@@Xerock so you chose to be stereotypical and racist

[@dannydevito5621]

@@chiagz7538 that's why it's funny

[@aybarra912]

I just realized that the reason Peter fights with the Giant Chicken so often is because of his ancestor Juarez Griffin...

[@destroyerblackdragon]

No it's because the chicken gave him an expired coupon and he just keeps coming back.

[@Shinzon23]

You forgot to think about the fact that somehow that tiny little man was able to make kids

[@HannibalKantter]

@@Shinzon23 It's not the size of the tool that matters, but the size of your heart. Also I'm sure he was small enough to get to the ovaries himself

[@soulassassin0g]

@@Shinzon23 he can literally just crawl into the vagene and be used like a marital aid.

[@ianfinrir8724]

I wonder if Juarez also got a bad coupon.

[@ruffswami7853]

I like how there’s a clip of one of peters ancestors being against racism, and immediately after it shows another of of his ancestors doing the exact opposite

[@rtcrump0079]

It boggles the mind, doesn't it.😏

[@francescapaladini5763]

He was against slavery, not racism

[@Liquoricilicious]

Are you saying racism is usually genetic?

[@Liquoricilicious]

Also he wasn’t being racist, he asked for an oar from Nick Jim

[@ironroad18]

Daaaaaayuuuum, fool done kisses his momma!

[@MalMalsEDITS]

So peters Irish, Black, Mexican, Puerto Rican, and Hutt not only that they’re all inbred between The Griffins and the Pewterschmidt family

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

You forgot Native American

[@my_other_side473]

@@DJPrimeAmvs and Asian

[@MalMalsEDITS]

@@my_other_side473 I was going to but I thought that those where cutaways and side gags

[@pacoramon9468]

And spanish, also being the descendant of the OG Florida man.

[@littledipper4289]

Don't forget that Peter is also part Nazi/German, his ancestor Peter Hitler was the true killer of Adolf Hitler

[@Basher.G]

So Peter knows about a plethora of his relatives and ancestors but it took him years to meet his real father

[@fairystail1]

Keep in mind they are all Griffins so he is most likely not related to any of those men who look exactly like him

[@Basher.G]

@@fairystail1 oh yeah whoops

[@ExtremeWreck]

He probably thought his father was dead like all the others.

[@marccolten9801]

Thank you for using the word "plethora". It means a lot. 😁😁

[@cortezmartinez8659]

@@marccolten9801 I don't like you

[@Spiketrooper]

So he's had 3 different great great uncles who fought in the Civil War, one apparently a General who drank his enemy to defeat, while the other two were Siamese Twins who joined different sides and fought each other. What a family.

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

The shocking thing is that this isn't fully unbelievable during the civil wat

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Whem are going to realize that Peter make up some things that he says

[@Spiketrooper]

@@ntinosaggelopoulos6718 man you are fun at parties aren't you?

[@Pikashockdragon]

And the scary thing is, later on that same general would become President if FGs' history is correct.

[@thebandit0256]

I don't know where Stewie gets Quark's DNA

[@fantasticmrmonk]

1:50 Isn’t it nice to see a family tradition still practiced by the later generations? I think it’s nice.

[@fieryphoenix586]

Was thinking too.

[@Kortlandt]

Either Peter is a esper and can reconnect with his past lives or he’s making all of this up

[@nickwright2721]

The former is definitely the truth

[@bushidotestu1997]

Both?

[@Liquoricilicious]

Or, you know, he talked to his parents

[@sunsetter5832]

its not his past lives those are his ancestors

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

Nah hes definitely making shit up lol

[@calebeane6834]

I would absolutely pay to watch black to the future

[@thecardboardboxl3922]

Ditto

[@trinitech6868]

Me to lol

[@rftulie]

Damn right!

[@Zhaxxy]

what if you could play it

[@supahcomix]

@@Zhaxxy that would be an awesome game

[@Thighs_Lover]

Thomas, would you please go look for a job? "Why?" -Thomas Griffin, a great philosopher.

[@untitleduntitled4740]

i wonder why all of peter's ancestors look like him, but his kids are different. my guess is lois' genes are the only ones strong enough to combat peter's.

[@Denielle-V]

Weird this is, they made him have all these different ancestors just to all of the sudden make his biological father Irish later on XD... then again i'm aware it's all for jokes and cutaway gags so yeah XD, like they care about continuity anyways

[@thecasualgamer2811]

@@Denielle-V insert giant chicken joke....

[@Austin23191]

No. Peter is just the 1st person in his family to not marry his cousin

[@ZatchZXman]

Real answer. Comedy. Most likely answer, LOTS OF INCEST.

[@locktock9]

either that, or Peter is making it up for the gag

[@bushidotestu1997]

I am very curious as to what the entire griffin family tree looks like, must look like a giant mess

[@seand.g423]

Or an upside down Pandoran Mangrove...

[@ExtremeWreck]

It's just going to mostly be one giant incest tree.

[@sluckett21]

A Christmas wreath full of incest

[@raisinx]

@@ExtremeWreck family vine

[@rabidheartbeats5953]

and the things is Peter wouldn't even be in it because he's not actually a Griffin

[@GogglesAreAwsome]

5:00 fun fact: The term "Blaxsploitation" was coined in August 1972 by Junius Griffin, then president of the Beverly Hills-Hollywood NAACP branch.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Ok, that's just awesome.

[@314rft]

Oh shit, you're actually right!

[@alexissherrill5624]

1:51 So chicken fights do run in the Griffin Family!

[@peanutmoose9591]

Well I think we know the reason for all those fights it's a multigenerational feud.

[@99mrpogi]

Makes me wonder who Among meg, Chris or Stewie would inherit that

[@InfernosReaper]

Kind of a missed opportunity to have one of those long-winded dragged out battles, but with small people

[@captainbirch2.079]

Imagine how strong lois' genes must be if every single one of Peter's ancestors looked exactly like him, but his own children don't.

[@pokemonbattler2537]

2:53 all in favour of super Mario (everyone raised their hand) and all in favour of Eddy the hero plumber Me:(raising hand) oh you can all go to hell

[@cryoflip5841]

I don't actually think there is incest. In the episode where it shows Peter is a sperm donor all his other kids look a lot like him. I think it genuinely is just that Lois' genes are the only ones capable of over powering Peter's

[@idk-nd6gz]

Tbh with you I just think it's a family guy joke and shouldn't be looked in

[@Snicketbar]

Isn't he a distant cousin of Louis or something? I think it was mentioned in the episode where Peter found out he was part black.

[@syndrette]

@@Snicketbar you might be talking about how a pewterschidmt owned Nate Griffin

[@shikiyama]

i swear, peter must be related to every single person in history

[@spacix4118]

Technically, we all are

[@luismex2124]

Like my ancestor Ghengis Griffin

[@capitanoanghen1191]

@@luismex2124 and peter hitler 😳

[@brainstorm9560]

I hope someone out there as put together a family tree for Peter Griffin's ancestry.

[@JWeb66]

I did one for family guy but it was for the immediate family.

[@trinitech6868]

Mine is

[@legosaurg7979]

There is a list of Griffin ancestors on the Family Guy wiki

[@chadwickdavis8529]

Starting to feel like peter is just a reincarnation

[@PhoeniksStorm]

It's amazing that after so many generations of Griffin looking the same Lois managed to put an end to id

[@rogerbertrand9406]

Especially considering their familys had procreated in the early days of America. His ancestors have bien carrying the pewtershmidt gêne for générations and the relatives hé mentions all take after his afrocan descendants, including his Ireland-born biological dad.

[@IslanderIsaac]

Well the closest thing is Chris

[@melakamelaka332]

@@rogerbertrand9406 I think it's Prehistory Because Neanderthal Peter his Wife Looking Like Lois

[@rogerbertrand9406]

@@melakamelaka332 oh yaaa! :)

[@jaexiusnem1267]

They all Looked exactly like him even though his biological dad is actually just some random drunk in Ireland who looks identical to Peter 😂

[@brendonsmith3080]

Ulysses S Griffin: No more slaves Angus Griffin: No Jews and no blacks. Last one is ironic as the Griffin children are African American from Peter’s side and Jewish from Lois’s side through her mom

[@the4tierbridge]

Where’s “Hoist the Main Sail Griffin” ? He helped to invent the boat via putting sails on a train.

[@CutawayGuyX]

Ah yes, that's a deleted scene on the DVD version, so it's in my deleted scenes compilation (at 11:59)... kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIGboZRpmLGnn9U

[@Ajaws]

The guy in the white hat Griffin is so much funnier when you realize what the picture is

[@mygames9925]

I don't understand 😕

[@coleblatter3343]

@@mygames9925 That's Lee Harvy Oswald getting shot.

[@Ajaws]

@@mygames9925 it is the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

And the guy where Peter's ancestor pasted over is an FBI agent...

[@MarcusCollins69]

@@coleblatter3343 he was the man who shot Kennedy, right?

[@bjones2600]

“I’ll let you do me in the back of the head!” Im so sure she said something about being shaved like a schoolgirl but now I dont know which is better..

[@thatgrumpychick4928]

"come back! My legs are shaved like a little girl's!"

[@Quacktivate]

yeah maybe it was censored in some places

[@drxalde3222]

Thought I was the only one eho remembered that

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@Quacktivate FOX network TV version probably had the shaved line while the cable and DVD version was the "Do me in the back of the head" line.

[@shaunm6383]

Someone has to catalog all this. This is way too interesting to keep scattered amongst episodes. The Family tree must be completed.

[@Dashiell777]

Wow Peter's got a huge family he's got ancestors and a lot of cousins that are different races

[@oltedders]

Not to mention all of his sperm donor offspring.

[@alexadams4358]

4:32 "My legs are shaved like a little girl" to "I'll let you do me in the back of the head"

[@aaronrue2664]

What?

[@basedheavenproductions7709]

@@aaronrue2664 On TV during the "Legs go alll the way up" scene when chasing down the man in the car the line was "my legs are shaved like a little girl" Here(which im assuming is supposed to be the uncensored versions) the line was "I'll let you do me in the back of the head"

[@futur3sn0w]

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed this haha

[@CaptnShrek]

@@futur3sn0w same

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Which one do you prefer? Both are good lines

[@matthewmorgan3913]

0:45 So that's where peter got his love of beer

[@philwilson4167]

1:42 explains a lot. A family feud that's gone on for generations

[@Sionnach6963]

I love how all his family look exactly like him

[@melakamelaka332]

Griffins Genes Is So Strong Or Griffins Inbreeding

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

4:32 I had no idea there was another version of this joke till now.

[@brandonmulryan1522]

Same here, I know of the "My legs are shaved like a little girl's" line.

[@Damodred_Heiress]

Queen of Burlesque Griffin is my favorite of all of these 😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

Queen of Burlesque Griffin is what Stewie thinks Meg will look like in the future (the episode where Peter loses his job after his boss dies had the part where Lois finds Peter dressed like a female prostitute and when he gets in the car, Stewie looks at Peter, and tells Meg, "It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future").

[@hithereimacheese9970]

“ what a terrible time for your penis to live in” 🎤🎶

[@gabe_gamer9320]

1:41 Little did Juarez Griffin know, that was Earnie the giant chicken's ancestor.

[@cheeseboi588]

"Okay guys we need to make a race joke" "We can't do that" "It's okay let's just make his great great great grandpa a different race and it'll be fine"

[@Monkforilla]

The thing about adult cartoons not being allowed to make race jokes just isn’t true

[@cheeseboi588]

@@Monkforilla I mean, it depends on the race joke.

[@inexorable7193]

It’s revealed in an episode that Peter is part black

[@cheeseboi588]

@@inexorable7193 Which they basically did so they could make it okay to make race jokes lmao

[@inexorable7193]

@@cheeseboi588 idk about you but I don’t see anything wrong with that joke

[@jbrone1965]

1:40 I love Peter's Spanish accent!

[@gregovaromoreno6318]

That's how Spanish supposed to sound in English? I'm asking because I'm from Spain

[@kazmiller7195]

I don't know why these are my favorite type of cutaways

[@ulisesromero6654]

“Whyyyy?🤔” 😂😂😂

[@soulassassin0g]

I wanna see Juarez Griffin vs Jake Paul, that would be a good match.

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

So this actually confirms that peter always has scottish ancestors

[@hybridgamer4708]

1:42 when you realize that chicken fighting is in peters blood

[@brainycatclown2697]

"ughh, Thank God we live in this time." Idk why I find this so funny

[@noahschultz9031]

1:50 I guess Griffins other than just Peter have a bad rep with the chicken community, it runs in the family.

[@Kinodawker]

0:19 he says “we haven’t had a celebrity in the family since my great aunt” but then we see multiple of his relatives as celebrities

[@jeffy8308]

I like how Peter has so many great great grandfathers and great great uncles

[@kingpen5866]

I like how you said something basic

[@brandongill2577]

Nothing-like-history Griffin

[@86soup]

Honestly, that was the most accurate portrayal of Robert E Lee I've ever seen.

[@USATheFallen]

Her:"'grandpa daddy husband" Me:👀👀📞👦

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl9280]

Wow, peter has five great grandfathers.

[@malimaui2802]

Finally someone mentioned it lol

[@Wiiguy1606]

The reason why most of the characters in the years past resemble the characters of today is because of the Xerox Cast Trope where they just simply recast character whether they're related or not to fill in the roles that the modern day equivalents are known for

[@ExtremeWreck]

Well for the Griffin family, you can interpret that there was a lot of incest going on.

[@brandonskanesauthor]

Thomas Griffin is my favourite lol "why..."

[@enderethan144]

Great Aunt Legs go all the way Griffin definitely needs her own show.

[@matt13r1]

Same with Great-Great-Great Uncle Jabba the Griffin

[@REMAINS1666]

Jabba the griffin

[@aidanrts]

Thankful for captions ❤️

[@amnotthefather1518]

The husky great great great uncle Griffin cracks me up all the time...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flickcentergaming680]

Me, too. "Raza naba do-ah hola Willie nipple pinchy!" Lol.

[@ryan060994]

Wookie nipple pinchy

[@ryan060994]

Star Wars obviously

[@verylargeman9150]

I’m going to try to put together a Peter Griffin family tree Edit: wish me luck

[@bloodstoneore4630]

How was it?

[@verylargeman9150]

@@bloodstoneore4630 I’m not even done yet because a lot of things Peter says is very indicative, but when I’m done I’ll post it somewhere and link it

[@Quacktivate]

​@@verylargeman9150 what happened with it?

[@VicSKwan]

So Peter is Irish, Spanish, Asian, Native American, Hutt ,and African

[@CanItAlready]

And Scottish

[@coffeboss2]

Spanish?

[@CanItAlready]

@@coffeboss2 Because of Ponce de León Griffin.

[@coffeboss2]

@@CanItAlready A

[@VicSKwan]

@@coffeboss2 and also Juarez Griffin

[@jibbersdelight1616]

I bursted laughing when the glass broke into his eyes 😂

[@carlwheezer1030]

0:56 this explains so much

[@nikobellic2515]

“OH YOU OUTTA TIME, BABY!”

[@jbrone1965]

Dayyyummmm!

[@TheLobstah]

"I'll let you do me in the back of the head" omfg

[@stephenwillis6937]

No wonder Peter so good at fighting Chickens

[@jamespaley7139]

Love to see black to the future with Rufus Griffin. Be awesome

[@tdexth]

For a guy who didn't even know his biological Irish father for most of his life, he sure is well-knowlaged about his ancestry.

[@DCxHRV]

2:20 is a deleted scene, luckily

[@IdoDekel-do7hh]

Thank God. That was fucking disturbing.

[@ryan060994]

It’s glorious

[@Meimisaki2001]

Thank god

[@dashy9482]

The telephone gag was amazing

[@MxCartney_Lou]

Queen of Burlesque lmao WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

Honestly my favorite was Uncle "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin. Just the extended silence resting on that dumb smile.

[@les6447]

This video is missing Peter's Asian great grandfather who won't let his son drink anything but rice wine 🤣

[@eliteotaku8988]

Loved Thomas Griffin best

[@Corn_Pop_Da_Bad_Dude]

2:39 when I first saw this i swear to god I thought he meant he was cooking up meth

[@OctacleEdits]

You forgot the ancestor who invented the first marital aid

[@VOTE_REFORM_UK]

Someone needs to make a griffin family tree with this

[@noahdean9685]

Some of his ancestors were black!

[@Turbotom245]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Peter just makes these on the spot

[@burnerbaby26]

Holy shit I’ve never seen that Ella Fitzgerald cutaway 😂😂😂😂

[@jacksonteller3973]

I think that might've been one that wasn't in the original broadcast but was on the DVD version, sometimes the DVD versions have extended or different scenes.

[@Meimisaki2001]

The Jaycee dugard one was unexpected

[@grantdanze5215]

The cutaways from the old seasons are actually funny.

[@AceLM92]

I remember at a local punk show there was a burlesque act in between bands and it was exactly as Peter sang it here. My eyes bled lol

[@ryanh.6294]

I swear this man has, like, 20 great grandparents 😂

[@kunaljanvalkar2850]

So, fighting chickens runs in family...

[@gyro2846]

Damn! That's funky!

[@adamquigley5208]

You know what really grinds my gears? History!

[@KingChiggy]

I would venture to guess that because the flubbed the Chief Grand Cherokee one means he makes up all of these ancestors for the sake of the cutaway.

[@YokaiX]

Except maybe the Irish and African ancestors. Those two are the only confirmed in canon via episodes... if canon and consistency even mean anything in Family Guy

[@anthonyminimum]

1:09 I never knew what this photo was until I watched the Simple History video on the JFK assassination and learned that this is Lee Harvey Oswald being shot by Jack Ruby

[@wilfredpeake9987]

That philosopher joke got me good

[@videobirdshow]

1513 Ponce de León 0:03 1840 Huck Griffin 1:58 1861 Siamese Twins 4:44 1863 Ulysses S Griffin 0:39 1865 John Wilkes Photo Booth 3:56 1876 Osias Griffin 3:09 1899 Boxer Griffin 3:23 1937 Bugs Bunny 2:46 1949 Guy in White hat 1:04 1978 Rufus Griffin 4:59

[@Thestraycat6]

why pfp

[@videobirdshow]

@@Thestraycat6 why not?

[@mmoney3523]

Guy in white hat is 1963

[@mmoney3523]

Idk how you know all the other dates, yet don't know one of the world's most famous "screenshots"

[@videobirdshow]

@@mmoney3523 I don’t know EVERY thing, I mean, I know about a lot of stuff, but not LITERALLY everything, I didn’t know about the show “Punky Brewster” or the movie “But I’m a cheerleader” until I was 22

[@nazodreemur8284]

2:00 I actually accidentally did call a black man the n word once cuz I wasn't know about the word much as I was an Asian. He did get mad at me but I love how he's actually understand me then and forgives me. I never saw him since we been apart because of my father's work ethnic. Miss you Reg.

[@fizzy9880]

2:10 I remember watching this when I was too young to for adult shows and didn't know what he meant, I asked everyone in my family what he said, no one would answer me and I couldn't figure out why.

[@samuelfawell9159]

Jabba the Griffin has to be one of the best jokes

[@KhaosGamer]

I liked the last one a lot!

[@awesomeattic]

Grandpa daddy husband? My belly hurts again

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

I had to look that one up. Holy shit that is dark

[@dudelevel92keeklips]

5:37 idk why 😂😂😂

[@gabrielneis8058]

So that where the Griffin chicken rivalry began

[@Eepop_stuffs]

2:21 *Bippity boppity back the everloving fuck up*

[@stantheman6431]

You forgot the painting and the statue

[@WalkingNowhere]

The "Legs-go-all-the-way-up Griffin" said something very odd. Normally, the line is "My legs are shaved like a little girl's", but this one said "I'll let you do me in the back of the head". This of course begs the question of where did you get that clip?

[@durango7002]

its probably the uncensored version because a lot of these family guy clips channels upload uncensored FG

[@POOFAYMANN]

I have to go back and watch the earlier seasons I missed alot of it

[@JustinEvitable80]

LMAO at the John Wilkes Photobooth Griffin clip.

[@kidsalex13]

I've seen the legs go all the way up griffin but I've never heard this one, way funnier than shaved legs

[@52flyingbicycles]

Everyone DOES have 8 great great grandfathers, barring incest, so he COULD be telling the truth

[@davyjones3755]

So the fight of the griffon men and the chickens goes back a long time ago

[@ProfSir1]

Nice to see the Griffins have always been against the chickens. 1:50