Cutman is Incompetent

Frankly I feel sorry for the guy.

[@phattalbrt6832]

He was dropped when he was a floppy disk

[@philace9]

lol

[@theconductoresplin8092]

And comment of the week goes to

[@okamiisaway5869]

👏

[@metarcee2483]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheChoujinVirus]

naw, I think someone pulled the USB stick too early while he was still in Beta

[@gojithereploid7623]

He literally could've done his only job and cut the fire hose for his dinosaur

[@kamcha9681]

He probably would have missfired it into his own face to be honest

[@classiccat7783]

It's surprising he became a DJ with his incompetence

[@lemonleaks3672]

It's because his legs and hips were covering his view

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

Franco Ranullo Nope, he straight up acknowledges it

[@AlanMcG1978]

More like yee dinosaur

[@DrGeneralkumar82]

Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws

[@allanbrito217]

level differences

[@UBRambo56]

Who’s buster gun is better mega man or mega man x?

[@zax_8bit]

@@UBRambo56 Mega Man X

[@florianmazariegos5574]

1:03 CutMan Meets MetalMan

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

Also gets reflected by *water-*

[@BinglesP]

Moral of the story: in this game, Rock beats scissor.

[@jorgeuri4569]

thats right from rock paper & scissors

[@BinglesP]

@@jorgeuri4569 Well, also Rock being one of Mega Man’s aliases, but you get it.

[@moemuxhagi]

GET THIS MAN A LIKE

[@kidgokuthepianist9142]

No. The moral of the story is.... he's going to make paper dolls out of you.

[@kevinneelyjr8147]

HA, PLATINUM!!!!

[@SharpVCN]

I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.

[@SpydeyDan]

Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.

[@justsomeplant3305]

What the heck

[@stephenstathis4]

@@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.

[@Number_27]

@@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?

[@Kriskazam]

That homing scissor had me dying

[@ResidentTarantino]

This show's script is 99% made up of one-liners

[@rexlr695]

That's just mega not true.

[@emileyclark5175]

What's the 1%?

[@Falcovsleon21]

Welcome to the 1990s friend.

[@ieatnapkins9225]

@@emileyclark5175 puns

[@DarkLink1996.]

The paper doll one seems to have been used twice as well

[@dragasalt7493]

"Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!" **dies**

[@michaelkowal3230]

And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him

[@oshabot1646]

1:06 Jarsh Finx

[@Phun-Bun]

And that's what I call karma

[@GyroMan5136]

Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)

[@mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286]

XD

[@holitinne]

Cutman weakness: Existence

[@Josuh]

relatable

[@bobbicamarata793]

Mega man doesn't need another robot master's weapon to beat him, he just needs cut man to exist.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

In combat: Megaman > Cutman Rush > Cutman Roll > Cutman And, this last one is just a guess, but Dr Light > Cutman

[@yeetyeet3534]

Megaman weaknesses be like: Guts man: bombs Bomb man: fire Ice man: electricity Fire man: ice Elec man: scissors Cut man: *E X I S T*

[@thegreatandmightyseff7214]

@@yeetyeet3534 I always wondered why fire is weak to ice

[@jeremyabbott4537]

The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.

[@MrSillyheadSr]

I had to pause the video just to see if someone said something like this.

[@crazykiller4638]

DJ Yoshi, so did I XD

[@maze8918]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@FluffyBucketSnake]

MegaMan disagrees with that.

[@Rakshasa1986]

He had *one* job!

[@PumpkinRow]

>Cutman uses weapon, it flies straight or boomerangs to allies for no reason >Megaman uses Cutblade and it homes in on targets automatically Magik.

[@ivanmegafanboy1981]

Haks

[@firepuppies4086]

Nah, they seem more like clean cuts than hacks

[@fara.r.8181]

pro+premium players vs noob+freemium players be like

[@seisoch6969]

Cutman doesnt know how to use his weapon

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.

[@betoen]

"I must apologize for Cut Man, he's an idiot. We have purposely built him wrong, as a joke."

[@edwardgaines6561]

Thank you Calvin.

[@arjunbagchi8891]

Kungpow reference nice

[@arjunbagchi8891]

Man of culture

[@davidthecommenter]

Cutman is a literal living joke.

[@Cacowninja]

Did they really say that?

[@Njnetsfan15]

Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.

[@connorkling2952]

I think it might’ve been because Cut Man still tried his hardest all the time even though he fails so much. Can’t really get that very often.

[@sickle7291]

And then you see the likes of Dr. Weil using his robots as canon fodder

[@TheKorenji]

@@sickle7291 No better way to use your robots

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.

[@lordkinesis4432]

Is it just me, or does it seem like despite Cutman being incompetent, he at least tries harder than almost 90% of Wily's other robots?

[@edwardgaines6561]

"A" for effort, that CutMan!

[@carriestovall8687]

what makes me sad is Cutman was supposed to be the main hero of the Mega man games since the creator of Megaman Akira Kitamura made Cutman as the hero but they had to change it for some reason and now even in the artwork and the TV shows they're all making fun of cutman

[@davidthecommenter]

@Keith Pillsbury fun fact: mega man's standing sprite in the two dos games was based off of cut man

[@disgal6235]

Hes like detective gumshoe, hes literally the only detective that does his job even tho he isnt the best at it

[@lordkinesis4432]

@@disgal6235 Tyrell Badd tho.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Well, Rock does beat Scissors.

[@ResidentTarantino]

Are you talking about the boulder that landed on his head or that Mega Man is called Rock Man in Japan?

[@kylestubbs8867]

Veteran Nintenerd Yes

[@BandBoxBrawl]

I guess paper does, too...?

[@dominicjohnmutholil]

@@ResidentTarantino Both I guess

[@elementmanexe8389]

Yet mega man's cutter went through a ROCK wall

[@boofis8953]

Cutman’s Rolling Cutter: BAD Megamans Rolling Cutter: DEATH

[@akselai]

WALLY *finally, i found waldo in the comments*

[@Matsu_Suzuki16]

_wheeze_

[@LordTyph]

Maybe Rolling Cutter in this show gets a power boost based on which side of the good/evil dynamic you're on.

[@2l84me8]

In Japan, Megaman’s name is “Rockman”. That’s why Cutman can’t beat him, because rock beats scissors.

[@GhostGuy99]

Because MegaMan's real name is Rock.

[@cliffturbo2146]

That makes a lotta sense

[@AbigailHadwin-go8nk]

...so what you're saying is... Dr Wily needs to make a paper robot! Iris Exe's navi from the anime comes to mind.

[@TheSuperPlayer707]

The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.

[@ProtoMario]

Megaman's collateral damage is serious in this show...

[@DeeRose54]

Yo holy eggs it’s proto

[@user-bl2bt7re8c]

I see it all hit our recommended XD

[@spinoirrex2433]

Indeed

[@Kanokon1000]

But Proto!! He iS fiGhtINg aGAintS The iVOL of DoCTor WillY!?!

[@DailyDoseOfTopComment]

ye that airplane did not deserve that

[@mobslayer9000]

I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.

[@huskiesplays8420]

OP. xD

[@Fennaixelphox]

The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?

[@joshgerona5563]

Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF

[@Fennaixelphox]

Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.

[@cosplayingchao]

"Robot Master" my ass

[@mikeg4490]

“Nice try Mega Jerk” So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.

[@enzoqueijao]

We need to make a meme out of cutman running away from Megaman's scissor

[@Mega-rx9sr]

Me running from Brazil:

[@davidthecommenter]

The Banana Peel I threw one lap ago: Me on lap 3:

[@minato1048]

When you try running from your angry mom but she throws her shoe

[@MelonHere20]

YES XD

[@TazHall]

Running from my past

[@metaltom2003]

Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL

[@emmakirby8979]

+metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.

[@MegaVile2004]

+Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

[@conlia]

+Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.

[@rebeccathornhill3352]

that was a wood door

[@jefffox1012]

It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.

[@Hazel_16]

How to act scared. *No!* *Now you've got my weapon.*

[@user-tc5hn1dz4j]

Top ten saddest anime scenes

[@MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX]

@@user-tc5hn1dz4j This anime always makes me cry.

[@opal6184]

I’m going to make paper dolls out of you!!!

[@edwardgaines6561]

It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!

[@speks36]

When your enemy can use your own weapon better than you can.

[@cometcats1570]

1:50 could be seen as a perfect example of how much Wily loves his robots. Instead of leaving Cut Man behind to deal with the blade alone, he calls for him and risks getting hurt by the blade himself.

[@luissalinas9143]

He said get away 😂

[@jennatamayo4730]

Dr wily has the intention of a villian but the attitude of a good guy

[@akashgurung3111]

He also saved Iceman even after he tried to attack him

[@katkid2405]

1:33 = I died so hard lmao. How the hell the Rolling Cutter can track Cut Man like that, destroying walls, doors and even an airplane.

[@Raphael-pn3lu]

Cutman also died after this

[@noponarchsage]

Cutman knows the legendary joestar secret technique

[@LordTyph]

@@noponarchsage Unfortunately, like his weapon, he can't use it correectly.

[@Tkdboy-gk1wk]

1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!" *immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*

[@Tmaster-pb5nt]

At least he tried

[@ivanlagrana878]

Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene

[@Thelowestofthelowtiers]

...one of the worst characters in fighting game history...who wasn't even programmed to fight...

[@MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX]

@@Thelowestofthelowtiers You can't blame him.

[@jamquick5298]

She blasted the fuck out if him too.

[@weeb7778]

Cutman: Scissors only go one direction and can't cut through any hard object. Megaman using Cutmans power: Scissors chase the target and cuts through an entire airplane.

[@estelawilly8970]

you know that's not mega mans' real body, right?

[@ed_Skynight]

Estela Willy Wdym?

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

According to cannon sources, the Rolling Cutter is a weapon with the ability to cut through pretty much anything. It’s made of the same thing as Metal Man’s blades (literally one of the most lethal weapons in gaming history due to its number of uses without refilling it, it’s firing speed and near constantly immense damage output). That material being Ceratanium. This is also what Megaman’s armor is Made of, and as the classic series’ core games have shown, is so durable and strong that it enables him to survive the gravity of Jupiter, the heat of Atomic Fire, (which is hotter then the surface of the sun), the crushing depths of the ocean basin, and the weight exerted by Wily’s castle in MM9 I believe it was. Most airplanes are made of an Aluminum alloy to both reduce weight and cost to manufacture and this makes it far far more malleable and soft than the Ceratanium that the Rolling Cutter is made of. The hulls of most commercial planes is also relatively thin so...

[@davidthecommenter]

Cutman: Tries to cut Megaman, but fails and does everything but. Megaman: *_YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SEALED_*

[@firepuppies4086]

Cutman: Oh no, toast! Megaman: YES THIS IS A JOJO'S REFERENCE

[@GaidenDS10]

Every time Cutman says “Hold my Scissors “, hundred percent he’s gonna fail big time.

[@derrickhaggard]

So basically every time he tries to fight Megaman.

[@normanharrison8215]

4:29 my favorite part, I don't know why but Protoman's screaming was really hilarious.

[@Cthulu_699]

I- LMAO

[@Annexialol]

You can hear the genuine fear in his voice. Th-they’ve reflected the lAzer back At Us! *AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa*

[@normanharrison8215]

@@Annexialol lmao

[@lowhp_comic]

Fucking Wily silently running away in sheer panic in his suit 😂

[@thefattertheratter45]

Protoman fucking dies

[@paranormalized]

At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have. Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly. In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes. In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

[@nobunny9362]

_but, hey._ _that's just a theory._

[@randtastik]

Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?

[@thetismprism671]

Randy yes

[@ShannonBlake444]

@@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂

[@SadLittleTurkey]

It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch

[@300IQPrower]

I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent

[@nightsregalia8641]

Wait his name is rock? Now wonder it doesn't work on him scissors can't beat rock

[@edwardgaines6561]

Incompetent, or as a previous poster said, CutMan is a double agent.

[@thecarrothole9712]

come on he is trying his best

[@cheeseboi588]

Zachary Alegria His name in Japanese is Rockman, this guy’s just a weeb.

[@taopilot2669]

@@nightsregalia8641 He better hope Dr. Wily never makes Paper Man.

[@judahawesome775]

Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays

[@chaosinc.382]

Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man." "Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."

[@Annexialol]

Kung F. Cutmin

[@Durgemann]

Things that are better than Cutman's blade: -Nails -Water -Wind -Stepping to the right

[@Allsketchx25]

Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls

[@TiberianFiend]

Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.

[@KilosFoxo]

and kicking it

[@KilosFoxo]

and bolts

[@aceonfire12]

falling over

[@DannyShaq26]

You know your incompetence is legendary when: 1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments 2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.

[@yque8761]

6 minute

[@Blaze5857]

@@yque8761 great necrocommenting. 5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.

[@LeGeneralKhango]

@@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?

[@blur7491]

Lol

[@coreblaster6809]

@@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.

[@thegamingaristocrat7615]

4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.

[@Annexialol]

*AAAAA!!!!* a-

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.

[@masterenactor1796]

1:49 I like how Dr Wily knows that he can't afford to let Cutman on his Wily Machine, lest he also gets a haircut! "CUTMAN! GET AWAY!!"

[@bingus9651]

Damn, he never made paper dolls out of him

[@old.148]

Yup

[@cozucozucozucozu]

darn

[@dixnyomouff6982]

Oh yeah yeah

[@splashor6361]

And he thought he would multiple times, which is the sad part

[@flyguydev2008]

Out of who

[@pungoblin9377]

I like how the strength of cut man’s cutters are so inconsistent. In one scene they cut a phone pole in half with no signs of stopping, but then in the next scene, they get stopped by slightly high water pressure.

[@XerneX127]

Then Mega Man cuts through a brick wall, a metal door, and a whole airplane

[@dominickperez2952]

However a good kick sends it back

[@beywheelzhater8930]

And screws directly reflect it, doesn't knock it away, doesn't slow it to a stop, no, it directly reflects it

[@ninjaoclock3865]

The 146th Walnut and the vacuum

[@rogerbrooke165]

Back when they did what ever to drive the plot forward

[@wajinshu]

0:36 Roll face 😨😰😱

[@auralunaprettycure]

wajinshu it’s plot relevant that’s not normal Roll

[@cathyg6594]

It's part of the episode

[@gualbertogascon2767]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@aria4943]

ha.

[@weegoh8324]

Don’t worry, it’s not the animators, it’s the writers.

[@anionshade970]

2:59 " _step this way_ *PLEASE!* "

[@alyssathecat4223]

XD

[@THEGREATMAX]

Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL

[@ashharkausar413]

Good one dude!

[@jaymzmusic_]

XD

[@waddledee7458]

Rock = Megaman Scissors = Cutman Nice one!!! XD

[@astracrits4633]

BADUM TSS

[@TenguToshi]

XD. Nice one bro.

[@abirampadmadhar8214]

This guy make storm troopers feel good about themselves

[@awesometron7866]

Cutman: Nooooo

[@erainmartinez8175]

@@awesometron7866 Eli J. Martinez: yes

[@awesometron7866]

@@erainmartinez8175 Cutman: I am going to make a paper doll out of you, Martinez!

[@googleyoflolz9930]

I can imagine poor cutman scrolling through these comments and crying himself to sleep.

[@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard]

-I'm doing my part. +I'm doing my part. ×I'm doing my part. *I DIDN'T DO F***INK SH**!!!.

[@ardenskylark6235]

Lmao he's so pathetically hilarious. This guy rolls a natural 1 in every decision and action ever made and I live for each consequence

[@derrickhaggard]

Nope.

[@ardenskylark6235]

@@derrickhaggard nope?

[@derrickhaggard]

@@ardenskylark6235 My bad. Yeah Cutman is pathetic.

[@Ness_Dreemurr]

I remember cutman saying "I'm going to cut you into paper dolls" and thinking it was funniest thing ever

[@jackkaiserfilm]

I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.

[@ricohernandez9969]

Don't you mean Cuntman

[@nightcollapse]

@@ricohernandez9969 oh that's just mean 😂

[@ricohernandez9969]

@@nightcollapse Everyone is a Cuntman from time to time.

[@cuentaabandonada9849]

Me

[@Takimeko]

BRO YESSSS

[@StabStabMan]

"Cutting you up is going to be 'shear' delight." With puns like these, who needs competence?

[@thefrubblewarrior4678]

That was good, I’m not gonna lie.

[@movedchannels892]

I didn't even notice the pun lol

[@karimsarif8934]

he's about as successful as me trying to be a responsible adult. i feel him

[@kristhepermanentlyexhausted]

F

[@Kurayamiblack]

2:53 As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅 Made worse by the dialogue 😂

[@BlackMage969]

Hide your kids from Protoman

[@darklink7850]

*"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*

[@vitopasco8266]

That's his sister

[@zkdelta8014]

​@@vitopasco8266That's either better or worse

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️

[@GrandSleuth]

Random Fun Fact: Cutman is weak to Woodman's Leaf Shield, even though Cutman was made with the purpose to cut down trees.

[@KOTEBANAROT]

well duh, trees, not leafs!

[@RaposaCadela]

Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?

[@carpetedkitche]

i *think* it's either in the anime or the fighting games

[@notingles]

It's the leaf shield. It shields leaves.

[@RaposaCadela]

And since when does Cutman shoot leaves, dude?

[@Cloudeusz]

Anybody notice how they used the “I’m going to make paper dolls out of you” line twice?

[@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge]

Cutman is so incompetent he can't even make up new one-liners.

[@edwardgaines6561]

@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge You might say CutMan is...wait for it... *CUTTING CORNERS.* ✂

[@trollshamanpwnage]

He said it again because he thought nobody heard it the first time and he was really proud of that line. Yes, we heard you the first time and it wasnt that good. Sorry if that cuts a bit deep, but you're not that sharp.

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

@@edwardgaines6561 You can say he's not *cut* out for the job

[@edwardgaines6561]

@@alduintheanti-dragonborn 👏😀

[@justiciar1964]

0:36 Jeez you'll never see Megaman this jacked in the games.

[@VoidJWKDDOUS]

Have you seen X in the series???

[@Jhakri_]

Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.

[@TeamDusk215]

I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.

[@johninenglish8236]

Cut man closes the fucking door and the scissors just fly over the wall!

[@sirfailalotful]

I was like “can cut man do that too?”

[@spooderlover3512]

It's not the weapon that's busted, it's the robot

[@delete---7593]

😂😑?

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

@@johninenglish8236 1:36?

[@steeledminer616]

I like just how mildly inconvenience he sounds about his weapon being taken

[@ricohernandez9969]

Aw shucks looks like you have my weapon.

[@kylebradley3]

To be fair it sucks whenever he uses it...

[@w.ninjakoopa]

Cutman probably thought Megaman would suck as much as he does with the weapon.

[@Dgero]

Then runs for his life as the cutter hones in like a uav

[@edwardgaines6561]

It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!

[@Monty2289]

I like how in Cutman's hands his shears just just that. In Megman's hands the shears are unstoppable heatseeking wrecking balls that don't so much as cut but smashes through stone walls and steal barricades

[@vidyabatter]

This video is psychological torture because Cut Man is my favorite robot master.

[@movedchannels892]

Same!

[@TatsurouKaos]

When will Cutman ever learn? ...Rock ALWAYS beats scissors! lol

[@AlchemistCori]

that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!

[@TatsurouKaos]

Actually, it dates back to Bob and George. Not in that exact format, but it's an old joke. Glad you like it, though.

[@AlchemistCori]

TatsurouKaos I love that joke. It isn't even the laugh out loud joke. its the "thats so clever i can't stop smirking" joke.

[@TatsurouKaos]

Well I'm glad I made you smirk. I honestly thought it would only get groans.

[@AlchemistCori]

TatsurouKaos I always appreciate a good joke, even if its terrible.

[@zorokicksass60]

you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.

[@screm2067]

Which is why Kirby is amazing.

[@veryfunny.3043]

Mega Man*

[@thejedisonic67]

*Wood Man

[@KeyBrute]

Dido* from pokemon

[@michaelwhite3418]

KeyBrute89 Ditto*

[@slip4510]

3:47 good advice that cutman should take

[@genericprofile2381]

"Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!" *gets shot*

[@CyIinder]

Actual name: Cunt Fool Cutman

[@killertails1244]

He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling

[@Jellyman4]

@@CyIinder 😂😂😂

[@baalfgames5318]

"The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.

[@Jellyman4]

@@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂

[@redjarman]

0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck

[@BakaKaitoKun]

+redjarman she's got a face like jackie chan

[@macetheoyohan3947]

Jesus Christ!

[@InuyashaMiles]

I think this episode was the one where the robots got turned into primitive cave bots

[@raheemlewis7018]

Lmao

[@PolarPhantom]

BERSERKER

[@Minus-Premium]

Cutman stats: speech 100 Strength: 10 Intelligence: 25

[@Cthulu_699]

"I AM GOING TO MAKE PAPER DOLLS OUT OF YOU!" Speech 100

[@BinglesP]

Well, more like Speech 100 Intelligence 75 Strength 1

[@Minus-Premium]

@@BinglesP now that you bring this to my attention Cutman stats: Speech 100 Strength: 10 intelligence: 25

[@lowhp_comic]

Luck: 0

[@ryanpower9580]

4:01 Megaman is a savage, dont call him a goody two circuits.

[@davidthecommenter]

"You're a little low on air!" _"And you're full of shit!"_

[@Ganmorg]

Rock always beats scissors. The writers were more clever than we give them credit for.

[@Legally_John]

But Mega Man/Rock already does more damage to Cut Man with the buster in the game. So it wasn't the writers.

[@thisdraco4794]

FluxGigawatt It was the creator's of the game.

[@theobserver4214]

This Guy Even then the writers were clever enough to pick up that clever fact. Cleverception!

[@_V.Va_]

2:58 I just find it so hilarious how Proto Man nonchalantly snatches up Roll. *Step this wayyy, **_pleeeeeease~_*

[@vuan8167]

His main ability; Errape young girls

[@rasta7655]

*exuuuuuuuse me, princess~*

[@purpledragon1945]

Brother sister bonding at its purest For real, cutman is so incompetent, he cant even beat roll

[@raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920]

@@vuan8167 you mean his sister lol

[@firepuppies4086]

"Sorry sis. Too dangerous"

[@xenon8927]

i remember reading a comment that said cutman is just pretending to be incompetent, and he actually works for light. This also explains why megaman's copy is a million times more effective. Cutman is just missing on purpose

[@falconsolo1213]

I see why mega man doesn't kill him like everyone else

[@josephjackson1956]

1:15 Megaman just straight shot him in the chest like "you loser" lol

[@KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff]

The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability

[@Dgero]

You got to hand it to them, the characters may have looked weird but they sure knew how to make some hilarious show out of it

[@tj.henderson]

Let's see how you do against... *KUNG FU CUTMAN!*

[@DEWGGaming]

1:44 To show you the power of Flex Tape... **NEYOW** I SAWED THIS PLANE IN HALF!!!

[@Dgero]

PHIL NO

[@bearbumxx2600]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@yosefyonin6824]

that's ALOTTA DAMAGE

[@b1tchb4by3]

I read this comment as it happened

[@DanielAyy]

And repaired it with only Flex Dolls

[@KATTALNUVA3]

4:33 Wily: Energize the force fields! Protoman: What force fields?!

[@RealestShaggyRogers]

I never knew how much I loved cutman until I hear ren's voice come out of him

[@gabrielsantiago6863]

What do you mean?

[@RealestShaggyRogers]

@@gabrielsantiago6863 ren from ren and stimpy I think it's been over a year since this comment was made

[@SpiritualJD12887]

Let me get this straight when cutman uses his weapon it get deflected off or dodged easy as hell (it was litterally deflected by shooting screws at it) but when megaman copies the EXACT same weapon it cuts through anything and homes in on it's target to ensure it never misses. Megaman's best feature was the build in Game Genie Dr. Light installed into him apparently...

[@jackwilliams-bukac7986]

Yep when in doubt cheat like hell!

[@manic6520]

SpiritualJD12887 Megaman is op

[@Coey8900]

No see, Cut Man is incompetent. He can't even use the weapon he was programmed to use right, apparently. When Mega Man uses it he uses it to its fullest and turns it into a homing blade of death, only rubbing it into him further.

[@randtastik]

ViridianSun Good Point, Especially since Cutman was Built to be a Lumber Robot.

[@Viciousotk1]

Also when cutman uses it has a chance to attack his own allys

[@vKota]

The real question is how did he get so much screen time?

[@MalWareIsKing]

Because he is good at making paper dolls.

[@frivolousjulius7492]

Because Cutman is great, that's why.

[@Fridgemasters]

because he’s going to make papoar dauls owt of yoo

[@CyberLance26]

The weak and stupid villains always got way more screen time than the smart and strong villains in old cartoons.

[@VideoGameMasters09]

Every episode had Cut Man, Guts Man and guest Robot Master of the day.

[@tlucas7031]

2:10 Love how his most competent moment was when he made Mega Man stumble and fall back slightly.

[@WillyGoatActual]

@5:00 When that MegaJerk is able to use your own weapon against you more effectively than you ever could against him

[@mossesmoreno8321]

This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.

[@KrissieFox]

Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.

[@chaliceohearts4658]

2:57 It looks as if Protoman is trying to hook up with Roll...

[@kutorinota4165]

Why didn’t megaman sound like this in X4 and megaman 8 lmao

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

Time to get serious

[@angrycinnabon2956]

*Dats a gud questuhn*

[@Chrno34]

I mean, OG Megaman is supposed to be a ten year-old boy, so him sounding like a young adult would be weird. X has no such excuse because he's supposed to be a grown man.

[@mariano1196]

holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show

[@mariano1196]

***** nice name

[@mariano1196]

Wat

[@mackhudson1493]

***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent

[@Ninetails2000]

Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.

[@broogul7335]

Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk

[@zetasann]

I don’t like how everybody has JoJo pecks.

[@scorpionrutin2530]

It's because at the time, and probably even today, American publishers thought that a childish design in video games won't appeal to an American audience, and instead, made the designs have more superhero-like designs like Superman. Hence why the boxart for a lot of the Mega Man games in the U.S are bad.

[@zetasann]

Rodolfo Bacod lol that was supposed to be a sadistic jojoke lol Thanks for the info though man, thought provoking

[@antisimp9917]

@@scorpionrutin2530 isn't this Cartoon Canadian?

[@PerfectAzrael]

@@antisimp9917 It is. You’re right.

[@henischick]

I Like the fact that cutman is a puching bag for mega man

[@faint46]

1:14 MegaMan one shot CutMan, steals his ability, take one shot and it does a million times better than what CutMan can ever do.

[@ricohernandez9969]

Sad days

[@austinorlando4326]

Cutman is so incompetent his weapon refuses to work for him.

[@broogul7335]

i need a job where i get this many chances when shit's on the line

[@skyrimlover777]

True

[@Skullman367]

LMAO

[@seanc7342]

I love how this video makes its way into my recommended once every three years

[@killertrip10]

"nice try Megaman! But this dino will tear through this rop-" You had, literally, one job, Cutman.

[@BagofBonesJAW]

Cutman sounds like if someone was both Canadian and Italian and was doing an impression of your stereotypical bad guy

[@bingcrosbygaming616]

Haunting Spook can’t tell if that’s extremely racist or not racist at all

[@FatGouf]

Haunting Spook dont forget Mexican

[@TheSpartan451]

He’s somebody doing a Peter Lorre impression

[@KFP2GG]

Or N. Gin if he was in Wrath Of Corte

[@johntrains1317]

He sound Mexican lol

[@user-pl5oi4uk1r]

You had one job Cutman... One job...

[@Superdarkpit]

+master dalek Literally. He only created to do one thing XD

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

+master dalek Cutman: Nnnnoooo!

[@Vishnu_Karthik]

Is Boomerang kuwanger anyway related to Cutman?

[@unwelldanny7108]

That's why my portrayal of Cutman is always depressed

[@rumi8886]

Even roll can beat him in a 1v1

[@ImpossibleCakePro]

The Virgin Ruby-Spears "Cutman" versus the Chad DIC "Cutsman"

[@Javier-rm5cr]

Incompetent or not my man cutman has the n word pass 0:46

[@Vaffle_1231]

More like m word pass

[@perfect.stealth]

I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@edwardgaines6561]

If the N-word is so bad, why do Black people call themselves that word? 😁 And also, this is MegaMan! Why insert race?

[@Kaleii08]

N*gga jerk

[@lordpillows762]

@@edwardgaines6561 congratulations, you have 0 sense of humor

[@crowsenpai5625]

2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown. Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“ Mega man *Bang*

[@edwardgaines6561]

You'd love Guts in _Berserk_ then.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.

[@samikaze1862]

Cutman dies in Infinity War

[@brianisme6498]

DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS

[@splashor6361]

@@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR

[@brianisme6498]

TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol

[@generallyblocky]

worst spoiler m8

[@koolboi6610]

Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!

[@mastrorick]

1:12 1:17 I don't know why but I love when characters in this show get blasted directly

[@dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106]

Cutman when he uses scissors: Cannot cut through metal, rocks, bricks, and other fragile things Megaman when he uses scissors: Can cut through literally anything

[@ceehawkins5041]

This is a metaphor: Cutman is You Megaman is Life

[@ricohernandez9969]

It's the perfect metaphor because it's true lol

[@ChillavaKirby]

Lol you can't just do that you gotta explain why

[@edwardgaines6561]

CutMan is like Charlie Brown. Good Grief!

[@russianempire5628]

Cutman gets thrown so much that he repeats a pun he said before

[@timkrader8390]

Sometimes, life is like cutman Won't cut you a brake.

[@bluerie._.3021]

The show can’t decide whether cutman’s weapon is the scissors on his head or something he shoots.

[@controlfreak110]

" we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode" "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.

[@X23SSaviourGundam]

Really though, Cutman is the hero of the show, how many times has his bumbling antics and poor aim saved the day?

[@gulorful8488]

Also, no matter how many times he loses, he continues to try his best.