Cutting open Treasure Slime Aliens...

[@Gamerguy-od6wv]

Australia: *Is burning* Max: cutting open an alien toy

[@Frog276]

like that meme of the dog sipping coffe while his house is on fire “this is fine”

[@nicholaswilson1851]

I think we all know that Australia was a sacrifice for Big Nut

[@yeezeid]

Australia deserves it.

[@christophersmith9651]

Little did all the people who commented know Ree Kid lives in Australia

[@katherinemontgomery1063]

@@christophersmith9651 whomst?

[@-saltedotaku-9444]

I can appreciate a toy channel not for kids.

[@shroomsoda]

@Some Random Person On The Internet I wonder if he did it

[@therealniqqatron]

@Some Random Person On The Internet holy shit how did that happen he was swearing the whole time

[@wannisasuksom854]

📱😃😂

[@samrityopho3137]

@Some Random Person On The Internet ้ัร

[@Ionansor]

Ayo?

[@JeffWatch]

Welcome to JeffWatch 2020! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 0 Number of Bruhs in this episode: 0 Total Jeffs in 2020: 12 Total Bruhs in 2020: 6 Total Burning Shadows opened: 402

[@DAMOsan]

thanks bruh

[@liamn.3347]

Thank you for keeping up with the bruhs

[@ninjacreeper1066]

You're doing God's work bruh

[@wetfarts9]

reminds me of a discord bot

[@zalanj]

J E F F

[@djredduck27]

This is actually a pretty cool toy series. Feels like a 90s toy.

[@BIGROYFAN7000]

Not gonna lie these are pretty cool

[@Remspamton]

Ok boomer

[@sookiethedookie443]

@@Remspamton ok zoomer

[@gasmask7064]

chase nienhoose ok coomer

[@brunosboyfriend5049]

Gas Mask ok groomer

[@LewSpears]

B I G C O F F E E

[@ZacTFF]

B U R G E R

[@whatuser9802]

ITS GOING C O L D

[@ajorsomething4935]

L O N G C O F F E E

[@mr.banana9017]

It’s like big Mac but big coffee big burger coffee Mac

[@KidNamedChaos]

T H E Y ‘ R E B O T H G O I N G *Ç Ø Ł D*

[@Deadpoolio47]

We don’t need to save the turtles by having metal straws. Instead we need to stop Max from buying every bit of useless plastic ever.

[@Faramik2000]

dont worry he consumes every bit of plastic after every video he's a good boy

[@Immor7alBG]

Do the opposite, make every bit of plastic collectible so the goblin man collects it and keeps it away from the oceans.

[@emilycollins8388]

His pack rat tendencies keeps it from landfills so he’s doing us a service

[@LocalChaoticGood]

Gonna add dankpods to that list 😅I swear Max and Dankpods are buying 90% of plastic in Australia

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

Saitama is right, we need stop him or we lose the ocean fr

[@ryelo5448]

I wish that instead of REAL GEMS you find the japan vlogs

[@Carl_McMelvin]

rye lo gay

[@terribledotjpg7330]

Dead meme bro. The time has past. He lazy.

[@yourlocalterorrist9733]

*YAG* is better

[@supremebonkripper7460]

rye lo bro do i have some news for you

[@ryelo5448]

@@supremebonkripper7460 i do too

[@boiledpepsi]

I swear one day he’s gonna find a legit alien and cut it open on video “Woah, we got the RARE red glowing testicles.”

[@aron1881]

Last thing the alien hears before having his arsehole pulled out for that super rare is "MASSIVE LEGEND HERE!", with a pair of tongs snapping violently.

[@sameier5013]

Lmao I love this 😂

[@Jose-mx5wg]

The bird was just trying to get back on your head

[@SteampunkHorse]

There’s a bird on his head Real talk tho that’s a fantastic reference

[@MotionlessKnight]

I wanna see if they still sell these at like Wal-Mart. I kinda want one.

[@Moths000]

Same honestly

[@cuberfan08]

Definitely one of the cooler toy brands these days

[@mothboi4329]

I want them to as well manly the glow in the dark ones

[@Meanadoodle]

true

[@0mega587]

I ordered the burger with coffee but my coffee was cold so can speak to you manager. This is a definite 1 star.😡🤬

[@Officerdown76]

Kayden Hoke but you ordered a ice coffee sir it’s suppose to be cold

[@Lucifersloofah]

Kayden Hoke oh shit a Karen

[@0mega587]

@@Officerdown76 shhhhh your not supposed to tell them that.🤐🤫😁😂

[@sugarcaner9531]

Thanks for migratian the other night but 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@dinocorare]

Sorry for the four year delay, I am Mr. MoeFoe’s manager, this isnt his fault, as you refused to respawn for 5 minutes till it was cold.

[@cobblecrusher9681]

the peridot gem that has a super rare chance costs less than the actual toy

[@thelegodudeofficial]

Bruh

[@mini-_]

When he said "Anyone else wanna be infested by these", I felt that.

[@toast_ix]

0:28 Me when someone asks what I'm doing with the orphans

[@greyseerfrikerf8310]

These kids toy opening videos give me reason to live when there’s nothing else to live for

[@Zryptr]

7:02 Max out of context

[@freefallingjedi7651]

Hahaha noticed it too

[@OriginalPinkPenguin]

9:28 gOt MaX rEaChInG fOr YoUr GuTs

[@lydiapotter8835]

Not everything you need, youd need a saw or hammer to get through the ribs, a scalpel to cut out large organs and membrane, clapms to pull back flesh, if you wanna get real fancy a spoon to scoop out eyes, hell maybe even a large bone saw to cut around the skull to access the brain

[@TheDespoticRuler]

Jeffrey Dahmer the second over here

[@JakeyMeJakers]

🤓

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

How you know all that 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

and drugs to capture the alien and its family

[@traviscallahan7178]

5:32 you should always finger slimey holes with 2-3 fingers Comon man.

[@rainbowroadthekilljoy8]

And I thought he was a lesbian :/

[@PJ2825]

Max saying “I think a bird just flew into my window..” So calm and matter of fact had me dying!

[@catscroissants6816]

Alien vore, what every kid wants for Christmas.

[@goldenkittycat236]

3:16 YO I CAN SMELL THE SLIME - the classic smell of slime that comes with figurines..

[@VinceWasTaken]

0:35 P O O P B L A D E

[@vaudeville-villain]

VinceWasTaken You forgot the funny

[@wetfarts9]

he wiped his ass with it

[@suzienothing9855]

90’s kids will remember those sort of green fabric packets from Goosebumps, filled with slime, which you had to cut open with the actual plastic knife that came with it (which really worked). And then inside were all the limbs, torso and head for one of the collectible figures. You had to put them together yourself, I loved that

[@dude2728]

He's not going to grow any older, he is actually becoming a small child as he makes these videos

[@huntert213]

Eat your cereal

[@huntert213]

Eat your cereal

[@huntert213]

Eat that cereal

[@notapinecone4870]

Hunter T Eat your cereal

[@officialmustymusic]

Not a Pinecone Eat your cereal

[@xs2196]

I feel like he enjoys opening these toys a bit too much now...

[@silversaint219]

So? We Enjoy Max Enjoy This Shite Lol

[@0nlyP1xel]

Max: be careful with blades kids. Also max: *dissects an alien with a box cutter*

[@Trinity_BLiGHTS]

The bird at 8:32 , I can't stop.

[@jay4sh]

Ahh the classic "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife"

[@TheUltimateImposter11037]

Max: *gruesomely dissects multiple alien species* Also Max: let's open up a burning shadows pack!

[@drfrank493]

Poor bird he must have escaped the fires and Max's window got him R.I.P.

[@stewe2013]

HEY GUYS NEW VIDEO EVERY 2 DAYS

[@marvjrb0531]

6:26 I love the ripping the ribs sound effect here.

[@Alexoyt4]

“They make it look so cool in the ads” That’s advertising for you

[@CopperBarr]

My favorite “kids content”

[@nicholasrisinger6700]

“Give the goblin some gold,GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD!”

[@somedragonpuppeter]

I really would like another one of these

[@fatcat2861]

Bit late bud

[@ZombossGamingChannel]

@@fatcat2861 Bit Late? This was 2 years ago THATS BEYOND LATE

[@PIZAA133]

**deep, dominant voice** : _does anyone have a napkin?_

[@starbright5671]

I can only imagine mom leaving little jimmy on KZbin just for him to find this vid looking up the toy. That actually cracks me up lmao. 💀

[@electro_lcx4180]

9:41 I was sitting on the couch and this sound played and my parents thought I was doing something else.

[@Ryaos]

I’m not kid, but I like these toys. So fun

[@jjjws8]

Ur a kid lol just cause ur 14 "ur grown "

[@busypimpin5613]

@@jjjws8 and you play roblox

[@Tunasandwich793]

​@@busypimpin5613 my man not everyone who plays roblox is automatically a kid

[@RoyalestFort]

​​@@Tunasandwich793fr, I got a buddy who's like 18 or 19 and he plays roblox, the grown dudes generally play anime games or hangout games

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@RoyalestFort man I wrote that 7 months ago but I still agree

[@RealEliteLight]

this guy is the most funniest youtuber ever because when he swears.

[@igfingerbib8096]

True true

[@Libraryaccount2024]

You lost me at: "because when he swears"

[@jjjws8]

What English language

[@uniremnant119]

Just think: these astronauts woke up, saw some aliens and immediately chose violence

[@SMØGmp4]

The reason why they don’t fill it with slime is because the slime would probably get hard and they would have to keep getting new ones because of the hard slime.

[@aprilshowers3763]

“ *Be careful with blades* *_kids._* “

[@TheJacksonField]

These are actually sick, am I the only one that would have frothed these as a kid?

[@raji394]

Causally saying "Oh I think a bird flew into my window"

[@areyougaga]

the little noise when max squished the aliens head 5:43 😭😭😭😭

[@linusovery-smith4246]

4:35 oh boy can't wait for the su references to start rolling in

[@wetfarts9]

CLODS

[@sharonrizzi14]

CLODS

[@andyroxwuzhere]

Terrance:let's look for treasure Philip Philip: yes treasure

[@juggleWRLD]

4:31 gem said *periodt sis* ❤️😻👻

[@NicoTown]

7:15 That is literally just the head of a mondoshawan from The Fifth Element..

[@johnwerner69]

thenewgoddamngambit I think they wanted like a gas mask look for it that’s my theory but I do see what you mean

[@Mistymountainsofold]

That bird was probably just trying to find out where the japan vlogs are

[@prospectorzeke]

I must say, I've been edging for about a good three days until you teased me with those hairy, green, and gooey fingers. I popped it out straight into my "containment unit". Thanks for a good time.

[@trenchcoatbees8386]

Hey Max, remember the Japan VLOGS? I do, I remember

[@Sakovri]

What if every time someone whines about the Japan Vlogs he postpones them for one more day?

[@ninelivesstealer]

Max, you should have a "Slime Review" playlist and/or series where you discuss the quality and style of each disgusting goo your children's toys come with.

[@matejonotfound7239]

8:31 imagine breaking into someones house, just to see a grown ass man cowered in green goo while he plays with kids toys and posts them on the internet😭💀

[@Mr_Game-and-Watch]

3:05 I swear that’s a plot point in toy story 4

[@MicroRuben17]

9:57 you've heard of alien on the shelf

[@sixtheslickstroke5428]

Hello, and welcome to Massive Legend Dex 2020! We will be seeing if Max can complete the PokeDex throughout the year! 2nd Installment New Entries: 8 Total PokeDex Entries: 84 New Pokemon: Porygon2 Metapod Alolan Grimer Riolu Meowth Alolan Vulpix Wimpod Stufful

[@ruix89]

Max's thumbnail is like 5 minutes craft's thumbnail.

[@flipflopdragonzackopo1828]

8:04 I’m in the hospital rn that scared me

[@griggy5686]

No questions asked. 9:23

[@Grimlakin6]

Honestly your backwards shirts and the intros are the most unique thing on youtube

[@КристоферПадия]

My volume was turned up all the way when I started the video without me knowing and I almost shat myself

[@bigboymichael856]

I swear max is off his pills and started a addiction for crack

[@frogmouth2]

Maxmoefoe with the rustiest exacto knife known to man

[@PIZAA133]

Max : YOUR FOOD IS GOING COLD Australia: MY TREES ARE STARTING TO SIZZLE

[@brucesnow3901]

7:54 me when I look into the mirror

[@blazingdynamo7335]

The bird hitting the window was premium content

[@icee1826]

8:43 looks more like a mauser c96

[@miakentwell6689]

Max: we have our LAST and FINAL toy Me: uhh 🤔

[@jazminion3148]

"do you guys believe in aliens?" Max with your mannerisms I'd be surprised if you wasn't an alien

[@Shift12]

Haven't finished watching yet but already 👍 for the Robin Williams mention, RIP Robin the world is a little darker without you in it. I do not give a damn that it's been about 5 years the man is a legend

[@supershyguy1680]

Ngl I saw these when I was at Target and in my head I said "I wonder if Max would open this shit"? Well I guess so.

[@silversaint219]

Did You Get One?

[@supershyguy1680]

@@silversaint219 no but I thought about it

[@krimsonklaww611]

While you were stopping Australian fires, Max was studying the aliens.

[@Alphabetac]

"be careful with blades, KIDS" *COPPA intensifies*

[@joshkrueger2091]

SaltyJedi oh no it’s coppa !!!!!!!!

[@onemazinger9172]

When that bird smashed into his window I bet Max thought his neighbors had finally had it

[@pongo1342]

I just saw this in party city and I was like “that looks interesting I hope max opens those” and boom, the goblin is a genie

[@silversaint219]

Did You Get One?

[@apparitionsfinest]

That’s not a knife THIS IS A KNIFE

[@CosmicGaijin]

I’ll buy a shirt and tweet it to you when you say “MASSIVE LEGEND HERE!” In a new video.

[@silversaint219]

They Have A Newer Series, Max, & The Goo GLOWS! PLEASE DO THAT SERIES!

[@znugget2363]

His neighbors probably think hes crazy😅

[@nebuladx5760]

Max: Do you guys believe in aliens? Dib: Yes, yes I do.

[@austenthepreacher8899]

Yo, every time max messes up showing the code card, he should open another pack

[@kelvincha5492]

7:50 A space gem.... *A SPACE JAM* GIVE ME A SPACE JAM

[@hazimarif9042]

0:03 :karen surrendered and works for the manager

[@plaguemouse5549]

I actually really like the tiny pieces, gimme them pink critters.

[@DiamondbackAviation]

New video every 2 days except.... when it’s not... :( -Maxmoefoe

[@macaronidragatoni]

I remember gettin* one of these, I think I still have it I think I got the super rare one. The winged one, weird but cool toy

[@dr.tttysparckle7450]

Do more and find the Alien Gem, for dead window bird💎

[@Sacrifice117]

"be careful with blades kids" *literally points and saws towards own hand*

[@hesselvandereijk2614]

Love the flubber reference, favourite movie as a child.

[@hamstert00ns35]

He's being so careful that he's not even using it 0:38

[@nytrodioxide]

WHEN U SNEEZE killed me

[@wingting7830]

Never knew this series existed and I’ve been watching them nonstop

[@John-ms5sq]

0:24 Did you eat the Japan vlogs too?

[@Carl_McMelvin]

Tobias Liebeskind gay

[@cargopocketz]

5:53 had me dying hahaha

[@Me-ob4kb]

The only excuse for a toy about tearing open a alien and ripping its organs 6:34

[@BluDog35]

every two days!