Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Trolley Tom

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[@shonen991]

That reminds me, we never saw our mother come back stronger then we could possibly imagine.

[@razinhailsharp4439]

That's because she's so strong she can't be seen. Her power level is OVER 9000!!!

[@bsgenius22]

Maybe she'll be in the game!

[@tobiasdeshaies12]

She still has to

[@maxmustsleep]

nobody said exactly when she will return^^ she might terrorize earth in a thousand years from now.

[@jardex2275]

Just wait till you see the will. You get nothing!

[@tylerhess6165]

“You beat cancer but you can’t beat a 10 ton trolly”

[@Torrent263]

If she's not smart enough to move she can't kir cancer

[@theredguardowen8083]

D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D

[@alvarodecastellvi8674]

The kid should've died

[@dickslocum]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHH

[@silentmotion5784]

@@Torrent263 Nah, some people can be smart, but not have common sense. The lack of common sense here is extreme though XD

[@cmac08]

Im genuinely surprised people chose to save Tom's father lol

[@georgeiminlincalvimontes8594]

But the boooox

[@captprice1b-06]

And his son

[@graysonleclerc9510]

same

[@jamiek4860]

I’m suprised of how many people voted for tom to go to hell

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@jamiek4860 I mean he did kill 10 million people.

[@sovietunion142]

This man single handedly showed the creators what type of people we really are.

[@Crewecabking]

The brakes failed hence why he can’t stop

[@IrnFox]

Nah, it just showed what type of people really watch C&H.

[@jadegreenleaf781]

@@IrnFox ..kind of like showing them what type of people we really are?

[@jeanniprice699]

You mean idiots?

[@yagamil46]

@@jeanniprice699 you mean, realistic? Yeh

[@theblubanshee8027]

This man must have insane eyesight if he can see someone so far away it takes a speeding trolley 48 hours to hit it

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Can't ruin your likes, but know that I really want to.

[@theblubanshee8027]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 oh my god i just saw it thank u

[@Young_Travels]

Explains why there’s so few train accidents compared to cars.

[@AlfsGirl]

🤣🤣🤣

[@childcomsumer2339]

He eats carrots while he waits for everyone to vote

[@shoopiesty805]

Tom never once thought about stopping the trolley. He WANTED to kill them.

[@lukerenken9102]

Hahah

[@SteldootVA]

He didn't want to kill them, its just that if the trolley stops, toms heart stops.

[@superghost6]

He can't come late, he has responsibilities you know...

[@herobrine-sz9yx]

@@SteldootVA true

[@hurskastelija]

That's why he was a good person

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I love how everyone was assholes most of the time, but when anyone from the Trolley family comes on the track, everyone protects them at all costs

[@chaoticpemmins748]

I like how everyone collectively agreed to save Trolley Tom’s family, destroy kickstarter packages but not the servers itself, and to destroy their own family members.

[@gloriousgoo7087]

Time for the most wholesome killing spree ever.

[@CFEKOSMOS]

FIRST BLOOD

[@SD-qe4wy]

Double kill!

[@diobrando666]

Lol

[@Nerko5482]

Quantum slime.

[@Swampbomb]

Quantum slime going to become feral if you play slime rancher you will get this

[@zidanestudios2791]

10yr old : I can beat cancer Trolley Tom : hold my trolley

[@FrostGlader]

He eventually runs him over...

[@FrostGlader]

Hype yeah, I got the joke. It’s, to an extent, an attempt at a jokey explanation of the joke, but it can be taken as a “didn’t get the joke” comment, yeah.

[@zidanestudios2791]

@@FrostGlader dude it's just something I wrote for fun no need to get technical lol 😂

[@patriciacatalano3436]

More like hold my Trolly cap

[@christopherrogers7034]

@@patriciacatalano3436 Nah, when he says 'hold my trolley' he means 'the internet voted to kill you and you will be holding my trolley for .5 seconds before you are a pancake!'

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

Whoever voted for Bob Ross to die has no soul.

[@blueanonymousguy3978]

Wrong they might not have a soul anymore but now they have Bob Ross's soul very valuable

[@moonstar5473]

I don't know why I laughed at that comment 😳

[@not_zyro]

Whoever wrote this comment. Shut the the fu-

[@blueanonymousguy3978]

@@not_zyro who ever wrote this reply needs to finish school

[@bluejay9638]

@@blueanonymousguy3978 needs*

[@Uben-Dover]

I like how the voters just care about kickstarter cards and Trolly Tom's family.

[@xancasm2012]

Clicking on this video was quite an easy decision

[@dianagomez9231]

Same.

[@uchihabomber1296]

Super easy barley an inconvinence

[@vetreleccz2959]

Ok

[@ManWithAMask_]

@@uchihabomber1296 Barley? As in the spice?

[@askgoverntale2298]

It was either this or more sans in Smash Bros videos

[@joshyshum]

20 minutes of trolly tom killing things, awesome

[@youtubeminute4388]

18*

[@TheDavidHarris]

He didn’t kill them. The internet did. Trolley Tom is innocent, don’t forget that. :P

[@youtubeminute4388]

2 minutes of him in heaven

[@YellowGuy-vr7hp]

At this point of time, this "complication" is just an excuse to not make video with 2 shorts

[@spencera3291]

If his daddy taught him so well, why didn't he realize at one point to STOP THE TRAIN

[@Erihk_]

Only the OG fans will know how awesome the multitrack drift was.

[@sallybotsstobyllas7611]

its amazing how you guys actually decided to run over the expansion packs instead of trolley tom sr. like that's wholesome

[@realgirlchip6758]

I learned today that the Cyanide and happiness fandom make terrible choices

[@philipjohnson3942]

Right? Why kill Bob Ross over Tom Hanks

[@almightycinder]

@@philipjohnson3942 Bob Ross is already dead. He didn't feel anything.

[@havoc1848]

Why not kill the next Hitler?

[@philipjohnson3942]

@@almightycinder true, true

[@siyacer]

Yep

[@ItsMeThePerhaps]

I love how one of the option isn’t “stop the trolley”

[@JacobTP64]

Mr. Blue Guy Tom loves trolleying

[@tonyscardina2139]

I think I know which option he should choose choose take the dog to the family and then run right into the evil twin

[@dartart3688]

Total ditto

[@thecheese2876]

Mr. Blue Guy if he stops the trolly he’s heart stop beating

[@yaboiyogsas2431]

He can’t stop it lol

[@stevenbooker7201]

The funny thing about this whole thing is he could've just stopped the trolley. He's trying to blame us but in reality he's in control.

[@captaintoshirohitsugaya3822]

I love how he has enough time to wait for the votes but not enough to stop the trolley

[@mint.6068]

Trolley tom: Runs over innocent family "Oh no!" "Anyways..."

[@RedBeardRose]

yes =) dog to cute

[@kalanaboulianne8042]

Everyone: hmm Trolley tom: kill all you friends family pets and good people for 1 card or kill Everyone bad and Satan Everyone: GIVE ME THOSE CARDS

[@animebrat76]

@@RedBeardRose but it’s with you evil twin and how do you know the dog is still alive?

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

The fact that people chose to destroy their own expansion packs over Tom's dad proves that there is good in the world

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Yes

[@nikso1496]

I'm pretty sure that was for our murder buddy tom, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices for our murder buddies

[@easternspy1468]

Obviously isn't much though

[@flamecentralyt9999]

And they ruin it by killing bob Ross >:(

[@k_mcconnell]

'We kill Bob Ross tho'

[@anubis2562]

"its holding your *DOG*" i dont have such weakness

[@Noobprepro]

I love that over time he just gets used to it and starts loving the killing. and at 7:30 he cares more about the cards now, then thinking about ethics

[@stoormtrooper22]

Petition for Trolley Tom to have a cameo on Purgatony Season 2

[@yeah4586]

Yes

[@krudma473]

I back this

[@Kiwitheketchupbottle]

Yes please

[@cuteherogirl15]

Omfg yas!

[@Multi476]

Remember when Tony sent that guy to heaven by mistake and we got to go see heaven. Would be funny if he accidentally sent Trolly Tom to hell for the murders and that’s how we get a glimpse at hell, when Tony goes send him up to heaven

[@systemoverload1228]

When Tom kicked Sam and took the trolley back: Top Ten Anime Plot Twists

[@KroKogaming]

I know right

[@destineeinez8233]

Yeah

[@destineeinez8233]

I WANT MORE BLOOD

[@destineeinez8233]

guy

[@bruhthebuilder9223]

Spoilers

[@daltonross2044]

I love how he just becomes more and more used to him running over people

[@Beast_Epic]

This made me cry, like he was actually there with us 🥺

[@a.person1805]

I loved this series because it started with us just killing people for funnies then we ended up simping for Tom.

[@croccock]

Excuse me WHAT

[@korhol2065]

I like trolly Tom, but not like that

[@GaJ42]

Wtf

[@person9385]

Hello

[@a.person1805]

@@person9385 no way

[@frostyrogue6217]

That moment when trolley Tom realizes he could've stopped the trolley

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I have not backed the kickstarter, yet I felt something breaking in me when he said "Ok bye" the one last time

[@Stewie400th]

I actually almost started crying when the kickstarter ended I really want this to come back

[@massivehitbox8759]

Ah. I remember voting for Santa and for helping to push the multi track drift. Good times.

[@Scp--op7ub]

Uhh, o-k?

[@laracrotft]

@@Scp--op7ub What was the point of that comment?

[@doaskishino5455]

Thier is none

[@yourmum-fq1qz]

There was no option for that

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@yourmum-fq1qz I could have sworn there was, I definitely remember a ton of comments saying multi drift

[@Urinal]

He didn't just runover millions of people with a trolley. He took our hearts on a trolley ride we will not forget.

[@DustyTheOrange]

Yea literally

[@charmandergaming8109]

Very poetic

[@die2infinity101]

Not just our hearts but also our guts

[@ladyviolu3924]

Right before he killed all of us

[@akirakomaeda8781]

Regardless of how much therapy we take, we will never forget

[@Jeffrey18O]

I like how people choose to killed a father and his family and not the evil twin holding a dog

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

It was OUR dog tho

[@Local_Lad]

Trolley Tom slowly devolves into insanity.

[@mrmistakes3087]

"I'm not the one doing all the murder, it's You! I'm just pulling the lever." When I heard this I died

[@joseph-1972]

For me, it was "cho-cho, motherfuckers!" XD

[@ToTu007]

69

[@Jess-kb1hb]

I am not killing people. You just walked in front of the gun and I am the one who pulls the trigger

[@phillupscrewdriver4229]

How did you die did the terrorist kill you

[@thatguycolor]

The real question is why everyone is on the tracks.

[@DankEngine2005]

Color Wing We are all whims of Trolley Tom. It is wise not to question him.

[@thatguycolor]

@@DankEngine2005 All hail Trolley Tom, Decider of Fates!

[@queensmadejah]

@Randomede TV lol ikr

[@plaguedoctor0112]

Why's the trolley empty

[@Demogame_54]

They're content creator's

[@frostwolf159]

I still think about this series of clips even now. We purposely chose the most disgusting options until we finally saw him break. Then we slowly started doing the correct stuff. I didn't you understand why this series of clips were happening I just thought it was hysterical seeing him get upset.

[@cipher_kid]

20:26 "ok bye!" We will miss you Tom you will always hold a special place in our hearts and I'm not crying your crying!

[@blackoutgaming6394]

There was so much character development in under 30 minutes, truly beautiful.

[@jeremiahharris2403]

"Multy track drifts in to heaven and hell at the same time lol

[@francisharkins]

The joke everyone made when the game was going on months ago was that he should have multitrack drifted into purgatory.

[@Instabwillity]

You now have 69 likes

[@jeremiahharris2403]

@@Instabwillity you mean 70

[@Instabwillity]

@@jeremiahharris2403 71*

[@jeremiahharris2403]

82

[@mr.foxtrot6438]

"Im going to stop this stupid card game!" Me in 2021 who has a copy of the game: "Good luck with that buddy."

[@derspinner6832]

They missed the opportunity to make Trolly Tom a GOD SLAYER

[@idkanymorelmao5242]

It’s funny how Tom just gets progressively scarred for life

[@electricity4486]

I just love the fact that Trolley Tom is so scared but at the end: *OKAY BYE!!*

[@russianguy4685]

Oh me oh my

[@jordansimmons120]

19:55 My Grandma GG is also in Trolley Heaven, while Tram Sam is waiting to greet my traitor-of-a-father Cannon.

[@El_Presidente_5337]

4:28 The nuremberg trials in a nutshel

[@hadez908]

Everyone:chooses Bob Ross Everyone now: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[@NSHM122]

HADEZ **Spoiler**

[@Gorttheduck]

Lol I feel that

[@tthatggguy]

Little did they know, the balloon popped with a different virus

[@Soyjakgamingbutawesome]

NO

[@Soyjakgamingbutawesome]

@@lisamarie4653 r/woooosh

[@vvlixi274]

NO PLS DONT RELEASE THE VIRUS

[@michelgenon6677]

@@Soyjakgamingbutawesome I HAVE WITTNESED A WOOSH

[@Scp--op7ub]

Corona

[@nancyjo517]

“Oh, shit in my breakfast, it’s your Mother!” 😂😂😂

[@MineraftxD]

I thought this was pretty sadic at start but it just made me feel nostalgic at the very end...

[@W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

He gave us cards, He gave us choice... but the real gift he gave us: is a sense of togetherness (sniff)

[@jardex2275]

And a murder trolley. Don't forget the murder trolley.

[@Mr_NoL]

Remember when we tried to stop the kick starters Ahhh good times

[@averageraviolienjoyer1884]

I love how chaotic everything gets after he drifts

[@DaCouchWarrior]

Tom's plan about take trolley back is beautifull

[@dawsonglawe5810]

People: Send trolley Tom to heaven. Trolley Tom: "Maybe I'll even go out with your mom." People: Forgiveness stops.

[@duchi882]

*Its a beautiful day outside-* Oh my goodness! Oh my sweet merciful Christ! Its Trolley Tom! _My time has come_

[@spiffygonzales5899]

But wait, on the other Track theres a dildo waving evil clown!!!

[@daffareyhandikahermawan371]

*It's a beautiful duwang outside*

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@daffareyhandikahermawan371 *chew*

[@zyborg1256]

I think we all agree that even if killing Santa didn't give free cards we still would've killed him

[@monkeyboi1837]

I remember watching cyanide and happiness when I was younger and found it super funny and I still do

[@alchemicalsilver6904]

when you realize that you don't get to have any of the things because you didn't back the kickstarter

[@demonteclair5013]

He gets more depressed i just wanna give trolley tom a hug

[@fusionmasterable]

Is that before or after he runs you over

[@junebug8485]

@@fusionmasterable probably after

[@Grimmmleigh]

i love how morals are thrown out the window if it means 10 more cards

[@VioAerials]

Put them ALL on the same trail and go right through them all

[@grimreaper9049]

I love how he's casually just coverd in blood

[@hideousred]

Casually

[@nosignal63]

Kid:*80% chance of becoming the next Hitler* Tom:I cAn't dIcIdE

[@darluliedarkreader8378]

its randomness *decide

[@asandax6]

@Yanice Plomp Let him become Hitler

[@ar9907]

20% chance to fail

[@lewisgarner5615]

Let him become hitler to shoot him self again

[@yobamayessir7872]

so dumb

[@Killmeplease69420]

Im rewatching this, a year later and I wondering if Trolley JR Is gonna have a pt 2, that would be epicc.

[@shaggy8580]

"Ok bye" as he said those final words the streets of every major city flooded with the tears of people goodbye trolley tom were all gonna miss you

[@seichoseicho4136]

"I can't believe you decided to kill sant-OH LOOK 10 NEW CARDS

[@sloppypotato3980]

I actually almost cried when I chose to run over trolley Tom R.I.P trolley Tom Oh wait he didn’t die

[@karelsimek5871]

time stamp?

[@radial_radar0431]

Me

[@rubyfirequeen]

I'm getting the game for my birthday! So excited!

[@AgentAngel44]

i remembered this series when it came back, im sooo glad i was apart of this event

[@Weegee26]

“I’m flattered and you’re flattened!”

[@Quadraxis]

"M-MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING?!" *in the far distance:* DEJA VU!!

[@AnomalySource]

I have been to this place before

[@staunch8845]

11:24 MAY YOU BE REMEMBERED AS A GOD DAMN LEGEND

[@Grilldude]

Tom is a character in a Rpg in a nutshell

[@slapnut892]

Trolly Tom really says something about Cyanide & Happiness audience.

[@spikypikachu1162]

Yup. That they all are psychopaths/assholes?

[@bengal4047]

You expected anything less?

[@A_Oda27]

Oh and they are very, very suicidal.

[@pabloa8102]

This is one morbid and sadistic game, I like it

[@Astrid.Your.Star.]

Marry me 💍🤣

[@talmady]

The twin

[@talmady]

The doctor

[@talmady]

Right

[@talmady]

Baloon

[@vapegodgaming9465]

2nd one between the doctor and the kid. * presses button for drifting*

[@rockingbeat]

I'm flattered and you're flattened

[@bobbysauce1174]

If you think youtube people are bad, remember that they saved trolley tom’s dad.

[@koichihiroselemecfiable1669]

But they kill there own mother

[@zealot246]

@@koichihiroselemecfiable1669 Yeah she will come back stronger than ever though

[@loganblackmun5822]

And his son, and they sent him to heaven

[@perrytheplatypus3950]

Ok but they killed a santa over the antichrist 😂

[@smiletoda4448]

@@perrytheplatypus3950 Priorities

[@some1744]

“Well paint me purple and call me a eggplant” 💀LMAO

[@azukiwedlakavu4937]

Hey

[@Crucified_Chaos]

When he said that, I said to myself, " But you already have one!"

[@josephwilliams2406]

One thing I love about Trolley Tom is that if you just got on, didn’t watch from the beginning and just randomly chose a video in the series, you'd be surprised to find out about the past votes😂

[@chachiz7824]

Me chilling: * sees a trolley coming my way*

[@CSW_YT]

Trolley Tom: Did you do it? The Comments: Yes. Trolley Tom: What did it cost? The Comments: Being thought of as a decent human being.

[@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl]

tom not multi-track drifting to somehow end up in purgatory for a cameo in purgatony is still tragic

[@SwiftCreationStudio]

Not having him run over Jesus was a mistake.

[@coddyclements2834]

Purgatony - Trolly Tom Crossover confirmed!

[@SwiftCreationStudio]

@@coddyclements2834 I'd love to see him have to send Tom to hell because he actually is responsible for the deaths

[@SwiftCreationStudio]

"Hey uh... Mr. Tom" "That's Trolley Tom young man (lol)" "Yes, well your file says you were never assigned to heaven you just... Drove up there" "That I did oh dear oh me" "Well that's not how it works you can't drive into heaven you have to be seen by people like me who look over your life and see where you go based on your life" "Well the last few days of my life were spent killing a bunch of people oh dear oh my" "Well you're off to a pretty bad start" "But it was the internet's fault!!! I didn't have a choice!!!" It says here you were consistently given two choices." I'm not feeling like writing anymore but tom would ask about a choice similar to how he did in this and Tony will ask who he's talking to send him to hell and we get a fiery screaming "Okay bye" Only draw back is Tom is too good to go to hell as funny as my writing might be getting over that hump of sending their hero to hell is hard to do

[@EmilieBarillet2027Gaming]

It has to be a right choice that choose save Tom's father.

[@tronixchl2004]

i just notices, this video was uploaded in my birthday.

[@jimjimguy1235]

He has amazing eyesight! He can see all those things from 48 hours away from them in a speeding trolley.

[@gpepeitan3373]

The best thing is when he says “Well glaze my ass and call me a ham” and something like paint me purple and call me an eggplant

[@hypershock408]

Lol they got captain Yami to drive the trolley

[@-EXTROVERTED-]

Trolley tom: what did it cost you The internet: everything

[@icbm940]

When the trolley hit all of US Me: i don't feel so good

[@yousmeel9127]

Run

[@abruptfury9920]

I wouldn't have wanted to have gone out any other way. Trolley Tom is my idol

[@iwasntfeelingcreative]

This is oddly relaxing.

[@amustsheen6973]

asmr with trolley tom

[@Freddimatronic]

I know

[@Blade399Callous]

How

[@Fendster]

Yes, I also do enjoy watching the guts and blood of fictional people be exploded onto a trolly.

[@Twist_man2500]

They need to make a trolley tom spin off "the alternative reality" basically show us what would of happened

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

"I'm flattered! And you're flattened."

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Imagine if irl trolley conductors had to make decisions like this on a daily basis lol

[@128Gigabytes]

They do

[@Alphadog220]

Give me one instance where a conductor had to choose between two people to kill who are standing on different diverging tracks.

[@germanaussie6138]

Alphadog220. Easy. trolley tom when ever he rides the rails.

[@Anim1013]

@@Alphadog220 Trust me you're about to find out

[@DeeSnow97]

Clearly multi-track drifting is the only right option

[@alexanderrahl7034]

By decision 3, i feel like trolly tom was rather disappointed with us, and i absolutely lost it at that 🤣🤣🤣

[@taco_reaper9234]

The “choo choo motherf*ckers” was the part that made me laugh the most

[@devynwyma3153]

3:53 it means “The force is strong in you and your spirit will return as a force spirit.”