Cyanide & Happiness MEGA COMPILATION - #5

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Shorts List
The Park
The Park 2
The Park 3
The Extinction
Clownterview
Pinocchio
Fitness Buff
Goin Down
Flight Safety
The Oven
Dairy Aisle
Agent 7
Agent 7 Part 2
Agent 7 Blast Off
Repulsel
Sinking Ship
Donovan Duck
The Rope
Junk Mail
Pregnancy
Bowling Night
Divorce
Hunting
The Duet
Chivalry

[@ComicalRealm]

Imagine if mosquitoes were actually this size. On the one hand, it'd be much easier to keep them out of our house, but on the other hand, we'd need a whole lot of bug spray

[@honest_126]

If you played Fallout 4 and hated the Bloodbugs... Just imagine...

[@CEOmagi]

Shotgun is fine

[@andywagnac5255]

Nah, that man should be tried for treason and crimes against humanity

[@DungeonJoltik]

If they were that big they wouldn't be as plentiful and we'd've come up with either a way to keep them away or a way to kill them all off.

[@OmegaVAscriptwriter]

At least we wouldn't have to deal with them trying to get in our homes

[@tangytablets5150]

I love how the crazy non-copyrighted doctor just likes encasing things in amber, from frogs to mosquitos to microphones.

[@JustARandomHuman]

15:50 That voice acting is GOLD 🤌

[@wrathofainz]

I wonder if he just stayed there until he died because he was locked down.

[@Resi1ience]

@@wrathofainz Literally the worst _imaginable_ fate

[@charluu1929]

@@wrathofainz I mean he would try anything to oof him self now

[@Klick404]

The junk mail sketch is iconic

[@thewheeliekid2564]

facts- although as i learned recently, quite unrealistic

[@damienc7303]

Somehow the bird at the end always makes me feel sad.

[@Aaronborrmann]

Repulsel is such a nostalgic flashback. With that super flash animation feel and then the Minecraft grass sound effects, mwah chefs kiss to the old days

[@gioric0458]

True

[@Nate612]

yup!

[@williamhoffman7758]

I swear I heard some sort of like slimy noise when he was sliding down the hair

[@SupBro-ww9go]

@@williamhoffman7758 you're not the only one

[@tdotdapo8033]

Guy was so shook even his horse galloped backwards lol

[@CIA871]

My favorite is always going to be the one where Agent 7 blasts shit at everyone.

[@This_account_never_existed]

All you need now is 10 more likes

[@hitmanrunner6782]

Bro that shit had me weak ASF 😂😂😂😂

[@SupBro-ww9go]

Mine is the second agent seven episode

[@hitmanrunner6782]

@@SupBro-ww9go nice 👍🙂🙂

[@lunacryst2110]

It's everyone's dream to be a human cannon, the problem is the ammo

[@hemant5121]

Someone should make a meme on that "AMBER ALERT"

[@uklorien3477]

Hah!

[@Necromancer0225]

Lmao 😂

[@Human_traain]

That case is old and i'm sick and tired of it Stop riding johhny's meat

[@dehydratedwater9806]

Gepetto figured pinocchio needed more wood, so he's going to give it to him.

[@connorhicks6938]

Best comment I’ve seen in a while

[@doru3428]

gePEDO

[@ian-lf1cd]

They wanted to be a RealDoll They got what was coming and became the actual "real doll" instead of the doll they were hoping for Hope their new life works out with the extra wood

[@IPONJ]

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

[@Varxiii]

He wanted to be real now he faces the consequences

[@dolphincrescent54]

That cool baking dog is the best character in the series.

[@hithere7080]

Definitely deserves a series

[@mrpenguin8731]

Don't forget big hug bill

[@CUBoulderFootball]

17:45 the minecraft walking noises are a nice touch

[@gacd2104]

7:30 Mexican soap operas be like

[@__m__a__x__]

Telenovelas are great

[@itshendryx]

in the divorce part this man was flabbergasting these kids in to the maximum bro really did that to his own kids💀☠

[@GermanicGuy]

10:39 The fact that he didn’t give them an F is just so kind.

[@lilbasti3956]

If you ever feel useless remember that there are fences in big-ass-moscito-park

[@Subway-enthusiast]

Its to keep mosquito lovers out (unless they pay)

[@rinurinu6083]

25:39 Bruh,only the bird got sad after his death

[@logazt8766]

I used to watch this as a kid but after watching this again I just understood the Pinocchio one 💀

[@thewanderingartists]

I didn't get it, can you explain?

[@jacobamador7989]

@@thewanderingartists no

[@thewanderingartists]

@@jacobamador7989 well that was helpful!!

[@jacobamador7989]

@@thewanderingartists service I provide ;)

[@danelyn.1374]

@@thewanderingartists there's such thing as a realdoll, which is just a very realistic sex doll. he wanted to be a "realdoll", so Gepetto just gave him a hole

[@curlywurly4310]

The second Agent 7 animation genuinely makes me sad.

[@Igarappappa]

Yeah. DX

[@king_carnishthefirst3354]

Captain cupcakes daddys coming home

[@TygerHillis]

Yeah. It doesn’t even have a twist. Its just sad

[@tatujef]

I FEEL BAD FOR HIM 😭😭😭

[@Seigensi]

Yeah, obviously a well made laser why would it suddenly shut down from exploding someone?

[@aguyontheinternet3781]

The Part 2 of Agent 7 all seemed normal until what happens next it was dark as fuck but then I remembered this is Cyanide & Happiness and all thoughts went away

[@wiggard]

W h a t

[@danthedandruff9049]

I love how the mosquitoes carry him off, twice lol

[@Kaplex159]

16:52 now that is what i call ''explosive Diarrhea

[@jaimejimenez8858]

Another 30 minutes of my life well-spent. I make the best decisions! 😏

[@skuxsaint_4386]

16:20 always gets me , Damn you TomSka with you and your butt jokes!

[@ItsHappyHourArchived]

Kinda funny when you realize that the doctors actually saved mankind by dying in crysalis and letting the dinosaur doctors recreate us🤣

[@laurynk4209]

the rock climbing piano teacher mom kids panda one is probably their best sketch ever

[@natsu2010]

16:18 cracks me up every time.

[@mentelgen3274]

Insert Taco Bell joke.

[@offering9255]

He dosnt need the invention

[@BirchMonkey857]

Fun fact: Since Ernst Blofeld's cat was never officially named (although the name "Solomon" comes up once, it's not Blofeld's cat, and he never explicitly had a cat in the books), they could very well be named Captain Cupcakes.

[@mybuickskill6979]

Lol the sinking ship one was great 😭😂

[@katiekat_duh]

I’m not lying-right after the Big-Ass Mosquito Park, I legit had an ad for the new Jurassic Park movie

[@Wihtewolf135Music]

27:10 still don't understand this one even after 2 years lol

[@annikaculhane3596]

It was a phantom pregnancy...because Mrs McCloud is a phantom

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

I don't understand who is the phantom the mother or the baby or if both of them are phatoms

[@xamislimelight8965]

@@bruhmodeactive3211 ya know, I've wondering that myself ever since this skit was new lol

[@a.t.o.mworkshop6409]

The part I personally don't get is... why is the doctor in an abandonnes house ? Is HE the ghost ?

[@ohreally69]

I always feel sorry for the guy in 'The Park' 😂

[@Invincible_joe]

That bird tear though.. 😢

[@1wolftank]

The park is 100% accurate to its base

[@patricks_music]

its

[@Crickettz]

@@patricks_musicamazing

[@perryplaya6945]

16:42 good God how much Taco Bell did he eat!!!

[@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked]

1 regular taco

[@JordanStopMotion777]

unfunny

[@pizzaking2594]

I thought the guy was gonna show up and say welcome to circus park

[@venom5552111]

The Jurassic park clips are hilarious

[@unknownuser8454]

11:35 dog is so sweet

[@ChannelInProgress]

15:58 when you slide it in and that thang be grippin'

[@Hud.T.]

The Oven ending is surprisingly wholesome. (10:50)

[@UKbrownSkinBoy]

I've been watching C&H all day for the past week. It makes me howl.

[@holschermarc]

27:10 U know C&H is some times dark but most witha funny twist .... but this is straight up random dark - or i dont get the joke. I love it for the sceneary but gosh dang

[@ian-lf1cd]

Abortion was the joke smh

[@bondanbrata300]

The title "Phantom pregnancy" but in this case the mother is phantom and the baby real.

[@fabrypetty1689]

"phantom pregnancy" Is a condition on where the subject believes they're pregnant but it turns out that it is not the case, the joke here is that it seems like a phantom pregnancy but it is a "phantom" pregnancy.

[@seancopeland1037]

Phantom baby. The mom is the phantom and the baby is the baby

[@jamesprice2163]

@@seancopeland1037 oh I actually had no idea what it was trying to say all I knew was it's really creepy lol

[@jamesbearden3468]

"the oven" was simultaneously adorable and depressing, heartbreaking and wholesome.

[@P4TH_NF]

22:33 it’s more surprising how the guy at the top could hold all of them up

[@althelor]

He's been working out

[@offering9255]

Tbh if the panda wasn’t there the top three would be seriously injured

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates-🎈

[@theconfusedllama]

I enjoyed all 32 minutes and 18 seconds of this 32 minutes and 18 second video

[@Juiceinabox7]

Need to continue the amber park and clown homicide episodes

[@toymaster4041]

So I've done these calculations becore but i've figured out that the lady in "Chivalry" (Along with the boat and hts crew) were traveling 601,200 miles per hour or just under *1/10TH THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT* (670,616,629 MPH)

[@bobthegoat7090]

That isn't right. 601,200 mph is less than a thousandth the speed of light. You missed a few zeros. The speed of light is 300,000,000 m/s or 300,000 km/s which is 670,616,629 mph like you said, which mean to travel the speed of light she would circle the earth over seven times in a second. At 31:32 she travels about 2000 kilometers (1,242.74 mi) in 2 seconds, which is 1000 km/s which is only 0.33% the speed of light.

[@toymaster4041]

@@bobthegoat7090 oh right im a fuckin idiot

[@justindziatkowski7079]

But how many coats would it take?

[@FBGYouTube]

@@justindziatkowski7079 130,620 coats. I did the math. An average adult coat is 35" long. I noticed the coats started roughly IN VT (Vermont). The distance from VT to Europe is 3,732 mi. 3,732 X 35= 130,620. There you go.

[@ipudisciple]

@@bobthegoat7090 But it’s almost exactly the speed of sound. So when she arrives in France all that accordion music is compressed into one great sonic boom.

[@EmilieBarillet2027Gaming]

I just really clearly admited. This is the most best reference of Jurassic park I ever seen in this life.

[@tesloche9349]

15:57 the sound, of the nut

[@Stricken_Star]

17:46 THE MINECRAFT GRASS NOISES LMAOO

[@rpvsas]

15:57 is just gruesome to watch

[@bienzero3684]

Bro so strong they use the entire equipment to workout

[@skwezeg4155]

Me and my friend have a joke about his house lmao. Welcome.... to big ass mosquito park🤣

[@skwezeg4155]

No seriously. Some of the mosquitoes around his house have a 3in wingspan.

[@CoffeeStained]

After the regular-ass dino jumps of the island, you can see for a few frams that the doctor and the woman are on layers above the dinosaur, they appear over it's tail.

[@NazorulIslam]

That dog is actually cool man, he bakes cakes and seems so fucking wholesome.

[@Mbako239]

11:53 Where will the milk come from😏

[@iKeeDub]

Been watching since 2017 and they still make me laugh

[@hughrealman50]

Stop making me feel old

[@VaibhavShewale]

this compilation was just amazing

[@stephanedorion992]

11 seconds. My personnal best. 😉

[@TheGraceFountain]

"Yesterday is the past" "Tomorrow is a mystery" "Today is a gift" Be always happy and cheerful, because you are always the best

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

"That's why they call it the present"

[@yonetakamori4801]

30:34 *sighs* 8 to 9 business months, my ass!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raphaelsuryakanta4967]

15:58 the most relaxing sound

[@just_a_platypus7134]

That was a kickass dog

[@cancer3496]

I just realized the hotdogs are made out of fresh kitten feet and blood butt

[@OuroborosYT]

Anyone else notice the Minecraft grass walking sound in the Repulsel sketch?

[@outcastalphagaming2512]

Is the pregnancy one gonna go anywhere with that baby's mystical powers?

[@JamesSchofield-p2q]

When cupcake the cat died, I actually cried

[@Tom-cp1zy]

2:04 me looting an ancient city in mc forgetting about the warden

[@pineapplemints6342]

I couldn't believe Agent 7 was voiced by Tomska lol.

[@BruselskySluzebnik]

When C&H make better Bind mocies than MGM itself.

[@TheAsdasy]

The pregnancy one is about how Stevie was born

[@Cotillion308]

Those agent 7 clips are some of the best.

[@fersakening2961]

I love the minecraft grass noises in the Repulsel video.

[@bluezee333]

17:45 is jest the Minecraft grass sound

[@nitroofthat]

the first time i saw the pinnochio one i was too young to understand my 10 year old self thought he was making room to put his hand in like a sock puppet 💀💀💀

[@Pulang_Diwa]

11:27 C&H's most wholesome and sweet skit. The dog is so cute. 😊

[@mediclomania5147]

Turns out Johnny Ham discovered how to make Pokémon Park

[@emojimr4427]

Mosquito Park was awesome only problem was the rides were itchy and they didn't have any food there except for me 😓😓

[@adityajoshiofficial]

“World famous Cannon O’Brien” cracked me up cause it was so unexpected!

[@Coolarj10]

This is the funniest set of videos I have seen in ages!!!!!!! Each one is so brilliant I can’t even pick a favorite… maybe when agent 7 hadn’t even installed the explosive missile yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Albylion]

I love these. These are like if Hank Venture and Tom Servo were on MadTV.

[@GermanicGuy]

20:45 this was the first on of iver watched

[@TheTrojanMaker]

lol. 17:40, the minecraft step sounds. lol

[@wamrainc176]

My name is Wael and I suffer with WTFitis, a common condition that’s developed from watching Cyanide and Happiness. Addiction to also part of its symptoms

[@KaineOnGamez]

17:46 the new Minecraft update is so cool

[@cloudtem]

I love that 4 surviver joke

[@O-zone]

“Malady malady malady” 😂😂

[@theannilators7479]

The dog from the oven is the gooddest boy

[@AvatarRaziel92]

Junk Mail is one of the best and catchy. xD

[@bfapple]

I still can’t get over the Magic Airlines D-

[@ashutoshshukla2280]

Love these compilations

[@irenecalado5499]

17:46 mincraft grass sound

[@gabrielbarrios6133]

This takes me back to the vine days

[@callmehero7770]

Legends say they’re still married till this day 29:47

[@FrostSoul-qs6kq]

17:30 My 1st ever cyanide and happiness video .

[@kojiii5yago2yago3mago3]

13:46 p90 is smg not assault rifle

[@sneakysneakyboi295]

Kinda feel bad for the guy who lost his cat then son

[@CroshVine]

65 million commercials later... that was pretty funny.

[@ioniumthegreat8945]

Regular-ass dinosaur park killed me

[@delvin927]

Big ass mosquito park😂

[@tatujef]

The fact that a bunch of guys helped the lady walk all the way to another country just for them to figure out she was gay caught me