Cyanide & Happiness MEGA COMPILATION - #5

[@Aaronborrmann]

Repulsel is such a nostalgic flashback. With that super flash animation feel and then the Minecraft grass sound effects, mwah chefs kiss to the old days

[@gioric0458]

True

[@Nate612]

yup!

[@williamhoffman7758]

I swear I heard some sort of like slimy noise when he was sliding down the hair

[@SupBro-ww9go]

@@williamhoffman7758 you're not the only one

[@tdotdapo8033]

Guy was so shook even his horse galloped backwards lol

[@tangytablets5150]

I love how the crazy non-copyrighted doctor just likes encasing things in amber, from frogs to mosquitos to microphones.

[@Klick404]

The junk mail sketch is iconic

[@thewheeliekid2564]

facts- although as i learned recently, quite unrealistic

[@damienc7303]

Somehow the bird at the end always makes me feel sad.

[@CIA871]

My favorite is always going to be the one where Agent 7 blasts shit at everyone.

[@This_account_never_existed]

All you need now is 10 more likes

[@hitmanrunner6782]

Bro that shit had me weak ASF 😂😂😂😂

[@SupBro-ww9go]

Mine is the second agent seven episode

[@hitmanrunner6782]

@@SupBro-ww9go nice 👍🙂🙂

[@lunacryst2110]

It's everyone's dream to be a human cannon, the problem is the ammo

[@ComicalRealm]

Imagine if mosquitoes were actually this size. On the one hand, it'd be much easier to keep them out of our house, but on the other hand, we'd need a whole lot of bug spray

[@honest_126]

If you played Fallout 4 and hated the Bloodbugs... Just imagine...

[@QuinZcoco]

Shotgun is fine

[@andywagnac5255]

Nah, that man should be tried for treason and crimes against humanity

[@DungeonJoltik]

If they were that big they wouldn't be as plentiful and we'd've come up with either a way to keep them away or a way to kill them all off.

[@OmegaVAscriptwriter]

At least we wouldn't have to deal with them trying to get in our homes

[@JustARandomHuman]

15:50 That voice acting is GOLD 🤌

[@wrathofainz]

I wonder if he just stayed there until he died because he was locked down.

[@Resi1ience]

@@wrathofainz Literally the worst _imaginable_ fate

[@charluu1929]

@@wrathofainz I mean he would try anything to oof him self now

[@dehydratedwater9806]

Gepetto figured pinocchio needed more wood, so he's going to give it to him.

[@connorhicks6938]

Best comment I’ve seen in a while

[@doru3428]

gePEDO

[@ian-lf1cd]

They wanted to be a RealDoll They got what was coming and became the actual "real doll" instead of the doll they were hoping for Hope their new life works out with the extra wood

[@IPONJ]

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

[@Varxiii]

He wanted to be real now he faces the consequences

[@dolphincrescent54]

That cool baking dog is the best character in the series.

[@hithere7080]

Definitely deserves a series

[@mrpenguin8731]

Don't forget big hug bill

[@hemant5121]

Someone should make a meme on that "AMBER ALERT"

[@uklorien3477]

Hah!

[@Necromancer0225]

Lmao 😂

[@Human_traain]

That case is old and i'm sick and tired of it Stop riding johhny's meat

[@GermanicGuy]

10:39 The fact that he didn’t give them an F is just so kind.

[@CUBoulderFootball]

17:45 the minecraft walking noises are a nice touch

[@CritterLover69]

I thought nobody would notice that until years later

[@gacd2104]

7:30 Mexican soap operas be like

[@__m__a__x__]

Telenovelas are great

[@jaimejimenez8858]

Another 30 minutes of my life well-spent. I make the best decisions! 😏

[@danthedandruff9049]

I love how the mosquitoes carry him off, twice lol

[@curlywurly4310]

The second Agent 7 animation genuinely makes me sad.

[@Igarappappa]

Yeah. DX

[@king_carnishthefirst3354]

Captain cupcakes daddys coming home

[@TygerHillis]

Yeah. It doesn’t even have a twist. Its just sad

[@tatujef]

I FEEL BAD FOR HIM 😭😭😭

[@Seigensi]

Yeah, obviously a well made laser why would it suddenly shut down from exploding someone?

[@logazt8766]

I used to watch this as a kid but after watching this again I just understood the Pinocchio one 💀

[@thewanderingartists]

I didn't get it, can you explain?

[@jacobamador7989]

@@thewanderingartists no

[@thewanderingartists]

@@jacobamador7989 well that was helpful!!

[@jacobamador7989]

@@thewanderingartists service I provide ;)

[@danelyn.1374]

@@thewanderingartists there's such thing as a realdoll, which is just a very realistic sex doll. he wanted to be a "realdoll", so Gepetto just gave him a hole

[@rinurinu6083]

25:39 Bruh,only the bird got sad after his death

[@laurynk4209]

the rock climbing piano teacher mom kids panda one is probably their best sketch ever

[@aguyontheinternet3781]

The Part 2 of Agent 7 all seemed normal until what happens next it was dark as fuck but then I remembered this is Cyanide & Happiness and all thoughts went away

[@wiggard]

W h a t

[@skuxsaint_4386]

16:20 always gets me , Damn you TomSka with you and your butt jokes!

[@blindfoldedmissile]

I love Cyanide & Happiness so much it's unreal, don't you guys ever stop channeling your money and energy into these.

[@mybuickskill6979]

Lol the sinking ship one was great 😭😂

[@natsu2010]

16:18 cracks me up every time.

[@mentelgen3274]

Insert Taco Bell joke.

[@offering9255]

He dosnt need the invention

[@Invincible_joe]

That bird tear though.. 😢

[@BirchMonkey857]

Fun fact: Since Ernst Blofeld's cat was never officially named (although the name "Solomon" comes up once, it's not Blofeld's cat, and he never explicitly had a cat in the books), they could very well be named Captain Cupcakes.

[@theconfusedllama]

I enjoyed all 32 minutes and 18 seconds of this 32 minutes and 18 second video

[@ItsHappyHourArchived]

Kinda funny when you realize that the doctors actually saved mankind by dying in crysalis and letting the dinosaur doctors recreate us🤣

[@venom5552111]

The Jurassic park clips are hilarious

[@katiekat_duh]

I’m not lying-right after the Big-Ass Mosquito Park, I legit had an ad for the new Jurassic Park movie

[@toymaster4041]

So I've done these calculations becore but i've figured out that the lady in "Chivalry" (Along with the boat and hts crew) were traveling 601,200 miles per hour or just under *1/10TH THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT* (670,616,629 MPH)

[@bobthegoat7090]

That isn't right. 601,200 mph is less than a thousandth the speed of light. You missed a few zeros. The speed of light is 300,000,000 m/s or 300,000 km/s which is 670,616,629 mph like you said, which mean to travel the speed of light she would circle the earth over seven times in a second. At 31:32 she travels about 2000 kilometers (1,242.74 mi) in 2 seconds, which is 1000 km/s which is only 0.33% the speed of light.

[@toymaster4041]

@@bobthegoat7090 oh right im a fuckin idiot

[@justindziatkowski7079]

But how many coats would it take?

[@FBGYouTube]

@@justindziatkowski7079 130,620 coats. I did the math. An average adult coat is 35" long. I noticed the coats started roughly IN VT (Vermont). The distance from VT to Europe is 3,732 mi. 3,732 X 35= 130,620. There you go.

[@ipudisciple]

@@bobthegoat7090 But it’s almost exactly the speed of sound. So when she arrives in France all that accordion music is compressed into one great sonic boom.

[@1wolftank]

The park is 100% accurate to its base

[@patricks_music]

its

[@Crickettz]

@@patricks_musicamazing

[@pizzaking2594]

I thought the guy was gonna show up and say welcome to circus park

[@unknownuser8454]

11:35 dog is so sweet

[@perryplaya6945]

16:42 good God how much Taco Bell did he eat!!!

[@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked]

1 regular taco

[@JordanStopMotion777]

unfunny

[@holschermarc]

27:10 U know C&H is some times dark but most witha funny twist .... but this is straight up random dark - or i dont get the joke. I love it for the sceneary but gosh dang

[@ian-lf1cd]

Abortion was the joke smh

[@bondanbrata300]

The title "Phantom pregnancy" but in this case the mother is phantom and the baby real.

[@fabrypetty1689]

"phantom pregnancy" Is a condition on where the subject believes they're pregnant but it turns out that it is not the case, the joke here is that it seems like a phantom pregnancy but it is a "phantom" pregnancy.

[@seancopeland1037]

Phantom baby. The mom is the phantom and the baby is the baby

[@jamesprice2163]

@@seancopeland1037 oh I actually had no idea what it was trying to say all I knew was it's really creepy lol

[@VaibhavShewale]

this compilation was just amazing

[@Hud.T.TheSuckterdean]

The Oven ending is surprisingly wholesome. (10:50)

[@ChannelInProgress]

15:58 when you slide it in and that thang be grippin'

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates-🎈

[@TheGraceFountain]

"Yesterday is the past" "Tomorrow is a mystery" "Today is a gift" Be always happy and cheerful, because you are always the best

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

"That's why they call it the present"

[@lilbasti3956]

If you ever feel useless remember that there are fences in big-ass-moscito-park

[@Subway-enthusiast]

Its to keep mosquito lovers out (unless they pay)

[@Kaplex159]

16:52 now that is what i call ''explosive Diarrhea

[@iKeeDub]

Been watching since 2017 and they still make me laugh

[@hughrealman50]

Stop making me feel old

[@UKbrownSkinBoy]

I've been watching C&H all day for the past week. It makes me howl.

[@Wihtewolf135Music]

27:10 still don't understand this one even after 2 years lol

[@annikaculhane3596]

It was a phantom pregnancy...because Mrs McCloud is a phantom

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

I don't understand who is the phantom the mother or the baby or if both of them are phatoms

[@xamislimelight8965]

@@bruhmodeactive3211 ya know, I've wondering that myself ever since this skit was new lol

[@a.t.o.mworkshop6409]

The part I personally don't get is... why is the doctor in an abandonnes house ? Is HE the ghost ?

[@itshendryx]

in the divorce part this man was flabbergasting these kids in to the maximum bro really did that to his own kids💀☠

[@Stricken_Star]

17:46 THE MINECRAFT GRASS NOISES LMAOO

[@Juiceinabox7]

Need to continue the amber park and clown homicide episodes

[@rpvsas]

15:57 is just gruesome to watch

[@P4TH_NF]

22:33 it’s more surprising how the guy at the top could hold all of them up

[@althelor]

He's been working out

[@offering9255]

Tbh if the panda wasn’t there the top three would be seriously injured

[@raphaelsuryakanta4967]

15:58 the most relaxing sound

[@just_a_platypus7134]

That was a kickass dog

[@CoffeeStained]

After the regular-ass dino jumps of the island, you can see for a few frams that the doctor and the woman are on layers above the dinosaur, they appear over it's tail.

[@stephanedorion992]

11 seconds. My personnal best. 😉

[@NazorulIslam]

That dog is actually cool man, he bakes cakes and seems so fucking wholesome.

[@skwezeg4155]

Me and my friend have a joke about his house lmao. Welcome.... to big ass mosquito park🤣

[@skwezeg4155]

No seriously. Some of the mosquitoes around his house have a 3in wingspan.

[@tesloche9349]

15:57 the sound, of the nut

[@aydenlokey3641]

the jurassic world ones were too good big ass mosquito park (absolute failure but in my opinion beautiful to see them carry doc away) regular ass dinosaur park (bigger failure) amber park (the best attempt doc has made by far) human park (best attempt by dino doc by farer) extinction park (too true)

[@Coolarj10]

This is the funniest set of videos I have seen in ages!!!!!!! Each one is so brilliant I can’t even pick a favorite… maybe when agent 7 hadn’t even installed the explosive missile yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashutoshshukla2280]

Love these compilations

[@yonetakamori4801]

30:34 *sighs* 8 to 9 business months, my ass!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emojimr4427]

Mosquito Park was awesome only problem was the rides were itchy and they didn't have any food there except for me 😓😓

[@jamesbearden3468]

"the oven" was simultaneously adorable and depressing, heartbreaking and wholesome.

[@bade_kier1383]

Yes the Mega is back

[@Ouroboros065]

Anyone else notice the Minecraft grass walking sound in the Repulsel sketch?

[@EmilieBarillet2027Gaming]

I just really clearly admited. This is the most best reference of Jurassic park I ever seen in this life.

[@Tom-cp1zy]

2:04 me looting an ancient city in mc forgetting about the warden

[@KaineOnGamez]

17:46 the new Minecraft update is so cool

[@Albylion]

I love these. These are like if Hank Venture and Tom Servo were on MadTV.

[@outcastalphagaming2512]

Is the pregnancy one gonna go anywhere with that baby's mystical powers?

[@gabrielbarrios6133]

This takes me back to the vine days

[@fersakening2961]

I love the minecraft grass noises in the Repulsel video.

[@THEEND4444]

This was a little long, I think it needs to be CUT IN HALF!

[@bryce6003]

NO

[@THEEND4444]

@@PartyhatRS if you don’t know what it’s a reference to then you aren’t a Cyanide & Happiness fan.

[@theannilators7479]

The dog from the oven is the gooddest boy

[@TheAsdasy]

The pregnancy one is about how Stevie was born

[@pineapplemints6342]

I couldn't believe Agent 7 was voiced by Tomska lol.

[@Cotillion308]

Those agent 7 clips are some of the best.

[@AvatarRaziel92]

Junk Mail is one of the best and catchy. xD

[@cancer3496]

I just realized the hotdogs are made out of fresh kitten feet and blood butt

[@ioniumthegreat8945]

Regular-ass dinosaur park killed me

[@Pulang_Diwa]

11:27 C&H's most wholesome and sweet skit. The dog is so cute. 😊

[@BruselskySluzebnik]

When C&H make better Bind mocies than MGM itself.

[@bienzero3684]

Bro so strong they use the entire equipment to workout

[@kingsoulstice9751]

17:44 ayo minecraft grass sound

[@lukajohnson5814]

this was great

[@ohreally69]

I always feel sorry for the guy in 'The Park' 😂

[@Kinglucero2021]

Amber the first PokeBall

[@TheSleepClub]

"i haven't installed it yet agent 7"

[@O-zone]

“Malady malady malady” 😂😂

[@unknownuser8454]

14:33 ffs, this is the darkest thing ive ever seen...

[@JamesSchofield-p2q]

When cupcake the cat died, I actually cried

[@delvin927]

Big ass mosquito park😂

[@queenkenz710]

17:10 the minecraft sound effects 😭

[@mousedelay]

Nice

[@wamrainc176]

My name is Wael and I suffer with WTFitis, a common condition that’s developed from watching Cyanide and Happiness. Addiction to also part of its symptoms

[@cloudtem]

I love that 4 surviver joke

[@ashutoshshukla2280]

Love you 3000

[@dvontayebailey2533]

Loved this one

[@Mbako239]

11:53 Where will the milk come from😏

[@bfapple]

I still can’t get over the Magic Airlines D-