I Made A Game, But When I Die I Lose Money

Guests:
‪@Fir‬
‪@Rarran‬
‪@thespiffingbrit‬

[@MagicTheNoah]

Note: I was originally going to donate the money here on the fundraiser but due to completely unforeseen complications with transferring over $10,000 I'll be doing the donation directly though St. Jude's website

[@inferrad]

the council of dudes would like a word with you 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[@myshaagarwal1976]

Skill issue

[@jesterdusty8951]

dont believe his malicious and evil lies!!

[@NervousOne466]

Putting Double it on steal roll was a bold choice

[@robmeyer1286]

Skill issue

[@thespiffingbrit]

Can't steal money from charity if noah steals it first 😢

[@SEAkuaa]

The real goal is to give money to charity so you can take more from charity

[@DiceeeHQ]

Wait wha-

[@TheUsertoUseThemAll]

British man speaking facts

[@christal1503]

But then you get to steal from noah he has less security and easier to rob

[@RaiseRiggy286]

That's why you steal from the stealer, that way you're still technically stealing from charity.

[@RelytNroz]

Noah: Bullies Fir for the first few rounds. Fir: Becomes the main character. Really surprising that Spiff did not find an exploit to bankrupt Noah.

[@mcutheorist967]

I mean spiff did find one he just didn't use it. If none of them made good content Noah soild go bankrupt

[@itscyberphobia]

because nobody do a bit of gambljng

[@BananaWasTaken]

To be fair, spiff accidentally raised $500 for charity whilst trying his best to not raise anything.

[@TheMemeLord69420]

the exploit: buy as many mini guys as possible as they each cost only one power but each have half your power

[@maijkelhartman6476]

The other exploit: fight Fir. Fir now becomes an enemy of Spiff. Go to crazy space, double enemies. There are now more Fir.

[@frankmckenneth9254]

Noah: "steals a bunch of money from St. Jude's..." Spiff: "Aww, but I was going to do that"

[@AlonsoMaturanaanza]

Spiff is like Sophist only he's British.

[@Chaos-GD]

@AlonsoMaturanaanza FR FR

[@thisisabsurd.lawfulevil9922]

He is Anti-Sophist (extremely lucky).

[@totallyrando........09]

@@thisisabsurd.lawfulevil9922 Hell yeah. Sophist has bad luck most of the time, but when doing something morally wrong, has good luck, and Spiff is the world luckiest person ever! I mean, Sophist only rolled good when he killed the girl with THUNDER SPELL!

[@CooperShalayda]

Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhaha

[@Fir]

This did not go how I thought it would

[@Ordinaryhumanbeing-cg5vx]

Yeah… Took a little bit, but you got there eventually. No more stealing from charity for Noah.

[@PoPoTsai888]

this comment needs more traction

[@calvindarmanegara4203]

Hey, it's the main character

[@Aarreks]

cutely sends your childrens hospital into crippling debt :3

[@LostToaster]

“I Made A Game, But When I Die Fir Becomes The Main Character”

[@wintertornado]

Love how the players are actually watching the same google slide show video intro as us and just being baffled.

[@SylviaGrome]

Yeah out of all the intros the players get to watch themselves this was absolutely the perfect one to have the players watch themselves.

[@ferintown6628]

I guess making yourself a raid boss is a natural progression to this game show series isn’t it

[@fabianp.2986]

As is any game

[@thomaskrick8183]

Really, it was only a matter of time. 😂

[@maxangelia]

What on earth, why is this comment released 22 hours ago but this video is released 21 hours ago

[@benjaminschmitt1562]

Halfway through tho he becomes less like a raid boss and more like a Fir boss

[@Mjgaming54321]

Notice how they lose when they fight someone weaker, but win when they try to punch above their weight. Clearly, this means a 3-power Rarran would’ve decimated every enemy

[@GeorgeDCowley]

To be fair, they lose a lot above their weights, too.

[@PoPoTsai888]

Spiff: “Is this the unluckiest a group has been?” Lewis, Fish, and Twobold: “SISYPHUS!!!!!”

[@fabianp.2986]

Canon Dwarf gets +2 power Me: XD DX

[@Numbergamer2025]

One step forward 2 steps back :D

[@TheUsertoUseThemAll]

Noah: “TWOOOOBOOOLLLLLLD!!!” Twobold: “NNNOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

[@thehumanvocoder3079]

I loved the part in that video where Fish was just going full chainsaw man and fought an infinite amount of hydras for like 5 days

[@fabianp.2986]

@@TheUsertoUseThemAll MY MAAAAAN

[@ArrestedShoe]

43:25 "Oh my God, I actually believed for a fleeting moment that children could be saved this christmas, and then it was crushed by a spinning wheel on a google chrome tab..." perfectly sums up this gameshow

[@MarushiaDark316]

I don't think I've ever seen Spiff lose like this before. He must have pissed off the Ghost of Christmas Future.

[@SpultoBNMTheMutuallyUnrequited]

or He Rigged the Spin Wheel himself so he have less Chance to Win Things to not Donate to charity since that was his Thing in this Video :v

[@professorhal8098]

I mean he specifically said he hated donating to charity and he donated the least. Ig he’s the winner

[@eggsman63]

He won THE gameshow tournament thing and now he is washed up lol

[@kimikanna_live]

I love Noah in this video. He didn't lose his "evil" vibe, but made the game hard to "lose" for the players (i mean that donation wheel is almost unlosable for the team). Its like seeing a villain with a kind heart. True Grinch vibe. And great video. Happy holidays, everyone 🎉

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

tbh fir managed to help noah steal $2 from the charity somehow at the start, a lower probability event

[@mrmeepbeep4239]

45:20 This whole sequence was gold, Noah thought it was 86 power, but thankfully the group came together and realized it was 76 power. Fellas it’s 66 power they were both wrong 😭💀🙏🙏

[@vastlydiligently1747]

IKR it was hilarious

[@Clarissa_M]

They should've just let Noah think 86 though, it benefits them more 😭

[@Skellyender]

@Clarissa_MDid they not have the chance to lose 86 power there?

[@Clarissa_M]

@@Skellyender Noah wouldn't subtract it by 86, he would just automatically rewrite it as 86 which is still bigger than 76

[@Skellyender]

@Clarissa_M You’re completely right, that one’s on me

[@zakyng3172]

half of 132 power noah: 86 power Rarran: 76 power *me thinking its actually 66*

[@ADT_-bb2tp]

YES thank you for mentioning it! Doesn't change that the video is amazing lol.

[@kitteninforest]

yeah i also saw it. but since they doubled it it's good that no one noticed lol

[@Ahmedjerjawi]

off i thought 32 so 16+50 but then they said 76 and it never crossed my mind nice

[@code_Rei]

yeah my thought process was that 70 + 70 is already 140 exceeding 132 so it definitely wasn't 76

[@MaxWeb2599]

I think we don't need more proofs that they are bad at math

[@SEAkuaa]

This was the greatest intro i've ever seen in my life 10/10

[@ArthurMello-ys9wu]

11/10 more respect for the video >:(

[@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal]

12/10 even more respect for the intro >:(

[@ArthurMello-ys9wu]

@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal You are right, my bad.

[@pokemonFinlandia]

​@@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal13/10 even even more respect

[@Polska-cant-run-from-nepal]

14/10 the most respect for the video >>:(

[@ChrissyB_123]

14:50 Noah makes the cancelled idea sound so outlandish, thats exactly what TV show charity episodes do, like 4 celebs fight for who's charity gets the donation.

[@just_a_random_student]

Ngl it sounds like something Mr frea- I mean Mr beast would do

[@yoster39]

​@just_a_random_studentexcept then he wouldn't give the money

[@jaykebird2go]

Feel like I've seen special game show episodes where they do that, like the winning celebrity gets money for their charity. Like Jeopardy or Family Feud or something

[@l..l_]

You know you hooked your players on spinning wheels when even if the wheel has literally nothing good on it they still go to the wheel.

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

Yeah, instead of fighting weakest enemies when the opportunity resented, instead of teaming up... I mean, i thought they learnt through 32 youtubers collab to team up, but seems like not really

[@Manoplian]

they had about a 1 in 20 of getting a free item. So...

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

@Manoplian fishing a nat20 is not a good strategy(

[@raphaelst-hilaire3669]

it just gambling addiction do i work for power nah i did gamble that danm lose again next one should be good danm but the next will be good danm not again yeah i win back 2 power i should use it but what if i gamble them ok let game them again

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

@raphaelst-hilaire3669 yeah, that's the point. (Thou, without dots, quotes and etc it's harder to swallow your comment)

[@ChibiZamasu]

"Spiff please I'm out of money" "That's not my problem Noah"

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

Meanwhile, spiff is the poorest

[@mr.n7120]

Everyone:would you lose, for charity? Keraldo:Nah, i'd win.

[@lonebastion]

Spiff: Avoids noah like the plague, and does the least ammount of damage to noahs wallet Noah: puts spiff mugging him as the thumbnail A true masterpiece

[@dino.dino.]

Normal channels: Hey guys! Christmas special, we're gonna play holiday games with jolly costumes! Magic the Noah: Hey guys! I robbed a childrens hospital and you need to stop me to save christmas or else all the children will have no presents no family no happiness and no life

[@Anasumi]

That's why he's the goat

[@toaddotexe9504]

That is an absolutely legendary way of raising money for a charity lol

[@Boot72]

Well there's alo Rubix Raptor

[@Vercur]

children's research center, not hospital

[@dimadima8435]

My 666th like is golden

[@AidenHere]

Fir: the main guy Spiff: the antagonist everyone loves Rarran: the side character everyone loves

[@Gradient42]

"It's Christmas so I thought I'd do a charity thing this is a tax write off / PR move I am not a good person" is crazy lmao

[@MxPokirby]

I mean Capitalism is Hell We all gotta do

[@centurionpan3400]

Did he actually say that? I must’ve missed it

[@cjhay01]

@@centurionpan3400 it's in the fundraiser tab

[@Nineninetails]

@@centurionpan3400 Yeah. it is in the sidebar that has the charity info XD

[@PatrickLarkiewur]

@@MxPokirby It’s a damn joke lol, it’s not like he gets any benefit from the fact it’s tax free, he’s not getting the money either way. He’s just sticking to the character he’s built for the channel

[@muktakanodia1495]

45:27 Noah: that is 86 power Me: No it isn’t Everyone else: No it isn’t Also everyone else: it’s 76 Me: NO ITS 66

[@yochinfen1591]

Noah being the “villain” so the others would cooperate against him in peace Noah is bringing peace to the wheel 🗣️🔥

[@just_a_random_student]

Endgame spiff: what's a cooperate?

[@just_a_random_student]

Endgame spiff: what's a cooperate?

[@wickederebus]

Noah pulling a Lelouch

[@eggsman63]

And then you add Spiff into the equation…

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

"Stop spiffing, brit!" "Why? What are you gonna do? Use some magic, the "Noah?"" "No, i'll unzip a RAR file and make it chase after you. Call that a Rarran." "Not if I strike Fir-st" Peak cinema 😢 👏

[@ScottLanoue-l8g]

When?

[@Aren61104]

I was just watching Twobold's Noah style DnD video and then saw this video was uploaded 59 seconds ago. The NRPG (Noah RPG) gods (aka Noah, not to be confused with Noah the NPC or Noah the Merchant) have blessed me this day. Edit: Wrote that before starting the video only to realise that Noah the NPC is actually a character in this video. Its a sign from the NRPG gods!

[@iatsengkang4240]

45:30 The fact that 4 KZbinrs coudn't do 132 divided by 2 makes me VERY worried the amount thats going to the charity

[@monke3969]

Fir probably knew but just didn't say anything

[@kaldogorath]

Hey he might accidentally add an extra 0

[@jirayusangjampa1948]

Lol

[@AidenHere]

114980 dollar

[@_vxd]

i suddenly have 1:02:54 of free time

[@gallowayrobert3]

Damn, don't get to watch 1 second of the video then

[@Souls567]

​@@gallowayrobert3ikr? Too bad for him

[@ReignyRain]

Aw man, sucks you don't get to watch 1 second of the video some wild stuff happens there

[@ScottLanoue-l8g]

Haha

[@JyxnTheDestroyer]

Dude you're gonna have to rewatch it later!

[@C.C.N]

"Last Christmas, he gave him his heart, but the very next day, he gambled away"

[@QuintBlitz]

Where do I even start? The quest, the pvp(?) aspect, the fact that NOAH IS A CHARACTER.. Enviorment, speed of turns, the background and monsters, a true Christmas gift!

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

He was already a character for a turn recently! But he wished to die and evaporated himself.

[@ReignyRain]

I feel like everytime Noah talks in this you can _hear_ him smiling, he's having way too much fun bullying everyone especially Fir 😭

[@Kudos_YT]

What THE HELL was that intro

[@Lego_Perry]

It was peak

[@CryptoDagger]

The truth

[@Timbon898]

Peak

[@ThorPeccin]

Noah was just doing Noah things

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Absolute cinema

[@cooldudes-wc6cl]

I just love how spiff say d "I was gonna do that" after hearing that Noah stole money from a children's hospital

[@matthewosama3351]

whats wrong with that, he just wants to steal money from terminally ill children.

[@nynsho2326]

34:35 Unfortunately, Spiff, it's not. A little thing happened some time ago called Cannon Dwarf.

[@Glitched_Ghost1]

What video

[@florianbrill3613]

@@Glitched_Ghost1 There was one where the rules came from an AI, so yeah it was a long one

[@thefourhorsemen4771]

I mean, in that video Lewi kind of did it to themselves by trying to beat cannon dwarf while severely underleveled

[@Bguy-led]

@@Glitched_Ghost1It was a video from March titled “I made a game that’s impossible to beat”

[@TheUsertoUseThemAll]

I love that the very first thing that happens is that fir gives Noah money.

[@Teleiosgames]

Rarran has the most restraint ever seen in a Noah video: he didn’t immediately gamble all his power.

[@Thisandthat8908]

he saw Fir die on that hill in the 32 youtuber gameshow....

[@emeraldchild97]

Rarran has trauma related to gambling

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

The most Mature and logical player in the Noah gameshow beside Vernias and Brent

[@glitchzer0o83]

“Is this the unluckiest a group has been” “Uhh, yeah, probably” The Dragon and Canon Dwarf chuckling on the back while a certain group of three (plus Noah) lose their minds at the odds:

[@EngineerLume]

We finally have Noah as a playable character and he's ruining Christmas. May he stay On Brand forever

[@Noone-d6u]

the fact that they all lost to Keraldo in a row is the best part of this video

[@woofwoofwoof55555]

0:12 “I was going to do that”💀

[@144cari]

All jokes aside, making a video and sending money to charity is really amazing.. And ALSO is a very good business strategy, great thinking mr Noah!

[@EngineerLume]

The Wizard Hat trap was an absolutely masterful gambit and I applaud Noah's sincere menace

[@florianbrill3613]

But it came at great cost, because of that fir know which is the mightiest item in the shop

[@SuperBlueGamer_Official]

Spiff at the end making everyone fight amongst themselves is so on brand for him

[@andrewbogard2411]

OK Noah brightened my day up a bit with the "good luck you got 20 oh sh!t" @26:18

[@Did_No_Wrong]

It really takes skill to make MS paint into the most chaotic session of a tabletop game imaginable.

[@deathstarsolo]

its google docs

[@Did_No_Wrong]

@deathstarsolo even more hilarious

[@ChrisBakare]

Hey, for the battle wheels you can put "PLAYER" and "ENEMY" and never change it again. Great video btw(halfway through so no spoilers)

[@ericridgeway2846]

Until two players fight each other, then he has to change it

[@ChrisBakare]

2ND WHEEL for Agesssor and defender!!

[@deusvult9761]

@@ChrisBakare Or could have the one initiating it as their turn be the Player, since they are choosing the other player as the Enemy

[@123mickymouse123]

You can, but the awkwardness is part of the charm.

[@KazLordOfLightWarriors]

Power scalers are going to lose their minds at the fact that Magic the Noah goblins now naturally have 5 power instead of 3

[@spl420]

Yeah, I already see the argument that this is alternative universe where one point of power equals 0.6 points of power in mainverse.

[@GeorgeDCowley]

Better training, or the weak ones have been weeded out.

[@cascada5200]

Keraldo is a goblin that survived Goblin Slayer.

[@skittle2507]

Protector of the mystic forest Dragon killer Everyones favourite wizard TWOBOLD

[@Justasillylol]

@@skittle2507 "Our battle will be Legen​dary!"

[@DiceeeHQ]

25:08 "No, im fifteen, your twenty"- Spiff

[@fabianp.2986]

Do I need to call the FBI on that one?

[@GG_fazo]

Using "!

[@queru1ous]

I mean isn’t he a computer scientist (which is especially ironic given his “I’m bad at math” gimmick)

[@MichaelZankel]

I wanted to comment about that it was genius 😂

[@kaeyasballleech]

The wolves having a little baby was so very Christmasy

[@ReignyRain]

It dying the next second was the most Christmasy

[@Player30481]

I love how Noah can still find some way to be an asshole when he’s doing a fundraiser

[@BananaManMMMM]

I never thought a gameshow series in Google sheets would be some of my favorite content on KZbin

[@someonecommentingonthisvideo]

16:00 strongest goblin in any magicthenoah video. Who cares about fir or Noah this is the main character

[@ahmadghufranchaneltugas4850]

The goblin got that plot armor😂

[@Justasillylol]

ke ra ld o The Great

[@ReignyRain]

It's the apprentice of Cannon Dwarf

[@Door227]

Keraldo the great is actually gonna be the next big bad of the MTNCU

[@paulomatute4114]

I hope Keraldo becomes a recurring character An absolute power house beating the players multiple times

[@Pik-Productions]

Oh god, the trio, Fir, Spiff, and Rarren.

[@Justasillylol]

The marriage trio

[@whiskyfox7943]

The furry, the Brits, the unlucky

[@fabianp.2986]

The gambling trio

[@ReignyRain]

Team losing

[@Tomasiii12]

How to win as a player: - Go to the store - Buy as many 2power soldiers as possible (5 with your initial power). - Kill all enemies - Gain power based on enemies - Buy more soldiers So, the more soldiers you buy, the more power you will have and then the more power you will gain, yes, the soldiers will die, but it doesn't matter because with that power you gained you will be able to buy even more and repeat the process until you are basically invincible. For one power, you can get 2 power that works in a single combat, it is extremely op.

[@Kolokythi]

Charity: You can turn charity into a game noah: watch me

[@Knight3469]

can't*

[@Dude-dk5jg]

"the odds are in your favor but is destiny" That actually sounded pretty badass

[@Tellacon]

Spiff should be in every one of these, his entire life experience breaking games just gives the perfect dynamic fighting Noah

[@bensoncheung2801]

Not this one.

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@ComradeLeanna]

i hate every inclusion of spiff

[@mkemia814]

No thanks.

[@Cameron115]

I think it can be fun and I'm fine if he is included but personally, I feel like he kinda just doesn't fit Noah's videos idk

[@SixthThe6Sense]

34:36 "Is this the unluckiest a group have ever been?" "Probably yeah" He says as cannon dwarf the stares into his soul

[@epiccharles3304]

1:30 ‘is this noah shortest video?’ Proceeds to be 1 hour long

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

The video where Spiff is reduced to being an actual player is wild.

[@QuintBlitz]

30:46, poker player here, there's a common phrase of professionals : "Gotta win your flips." Lot of the game is pure 50/50s.

[@snoer5349]

Noah: "I don't want to give money to charity" Spiff: " That's the spirit" 💀💀💀

[@khangspeedy]

Basically almost any game punishment for dying.

[@zigorro3478]

Noah graduating into the full fledged antagonist is all i ever wanted

[@nimble2653]

Rarrans RNG in this, is proof that he isnt actually good at hearthstone he is just incredibly lucky - Love you Rarran

[@dylanlow5103]

Fir was so broken the entire world was scaling to deal with him 😭😭

[@eleyamoadam5037]

Fir is gojo 2.0 Fir was so strong the world scaled to him Gojo was so strong that curses scaled to him Nah, fir would win

[@Inoka01]

"You can gamble more power than you have" "nO"

[@BenjaminGrimshaw]

Hay Noah, you should do an rpg, but when they kill the monsters, half of the monsters powers goes to the heros and the other half goes to the big boss battle where the boss already has 1000 power

[@TeaSippingCommunist]

23:26 I love how we can reason what items are at this stage of veterancy

[@icecream-zi7sc]

And be wrong.

[@anofox1512]

1:29 Fur: "is this noah's shortest video coming up" The video in question:

[@raiyanshaik4674]

Noah is The Anti-Santa, The Goblins are his elves, and the dragons, his raindeer

[@DominicMafi]

i love how bro made a fundraiser and made the start of the video literally saying "Oh no! i stole from this place!"

[@kodirovsshik]

I love it when fir goes "yippe!", it sounds very cute

[@pustota7254]

Noahverse powerscaling is crazy with this one.

[@MrMayhem010]

I always knew that Noah was a secret villain mastermind

[@mcutheorist967]

Secret?

[@Quick_Ink]

$10,498 was the final amount for anyone who doesn’t want to do the maths

[@DarienPorter-kv7qp]

Noah finally completed his villain arc first it was harming adult KZbinrs but now the youth!?

[@jalyntan3044]

I can't stop laughing over the idea of some excited st judes worker waiting for a donation to come in and instead they just get a collections notice

[@justarudeguy586]

Idea:they have to protect magic the Noah but Noah has bad luck and monsters are always trying to attack him

[@poemine]

Out of all people, I didn't think I would be watching a MAGIC THE NOAH Christmas holiday special

[@jacobpage8028]

1:02:20 And no charity ever received a cent of that money, The End.

[@sparkypikachu7776]

I cant tell if that's true or not tbh, $10,498 is alot of money though, idk.its hard to tell, didnt seem like he was panicking tho so maybe he's alright

[@justindunbar9476]

33:50 Honestly, that was such a power play, Noah. The fact you had it ready to show them it did nothing as well, like 'yeah this was set up IN ADVANCE!' is just icing on the cake.

[@JustsomeKid93]

Fir causing realtime power creep was hilarious

[@TerraFoxtrot]

i love how they said its gonna be the shortest video ever, but its freakin one hour long

[@ElderEagle42]

Noah's future children aren't going to college after this

[@justinrodriguez5957]

"I'm british, I'm not expected to care." 🤣

[@alienfac32]

its weird seeing spiff not being a overpowered maniac :(

[@XolixTheIceFairy]

Rarran is my fav when it comes to these gameshows

[@mikouffins]

This was the most fair and self-consistent Noah has been so far. I kinda like it. The rules can be stupid, but having stupid rules helps with a narrative. "Anything goes" games with very chaotic players don't make a very fun watch experience because literally anything can happen, and so basically the whole game seems kinda pointless.

[@tyron_orxy]

08:56 I love that when Spiff says that Noah should open the .zip file a command prompt starts flashing in the top left.

[@tatecrossette2855]

NOAH I CLICKED WITH MY LEFT MIDDLE FINGER INSTEAD OF THE RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENS TO ME NOW

[@andrewuploadssometimes]

Rare footage of spiff brutally losing

[@Blast_Maus]

“ Oh no, magic the Noah has gone to st.jude’s children hospital and he’s stolen a bunch of money ” 💀

[@ScottLanoue-l8g]

Aren't you a KZbinr?

[@A335_leha]

Local goblin got so powerful he could kill a man, a British and wolf that walks on two legs at the same time

[@UndertaleFan32]

Best self insert ever done in the history of mankind

[@ivancubacub531]

I absolutely love the trio of SpifFiRarran.