D&D -- Stealth Roll into Oblivion

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@zeltech-alpha
@zeltech-alpha 11 ай бұрын
Okay but a situation where overroll can backfire in ethereally horrific ways such as stealthing into inexistence is terrifying and also really fun sounding.
@shado905
@shado905 8 ай бұрын
Imagine dexterity where you move so fast that the very friction of everything around you vaporizes your body
@getthedunkon9347
@getthedunkon9347 7 ай бұрын
​@@shado905 Or better yet, just 1d6 burn damage to keep the game going
@abbyram8901
@abbyram8901 7 ай бұрын
Ok but it's totally some 1984 levels of 'unperson-ing' bullshit! Remember Syme? Yeah, neither does anyone except Winston
@Ihatebreathing
@Ihatebreathing 7 ай бұрын
imagine a high strength roll just makes your bones disintegrate as you fall into a puddle on the floor
@objectiveice573
@objectiveice573 7 ай бұрын
@@shado905 im sorry, you mean what happens to speedsters like flash without their supersuits?
@9-bitfox
@9-bitfox 11 ай бұрын
If there's "Failed Successfully." I think this is "Successfully Failed."
@damianchristopher205
@damianchristopher205 8 ай бұрын
That’s the same thing, the same words. I can’t provide the correct opposite as there’s no adverb for failure though.
@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 8 ай бұрын
​@@damianchristopher205 no, no the connotations are different. you were successful through failure (failed successfully), or you failed through success (successfully failed). this guy was successfull in his roll, however it ended up backfiring or failing. I hope I don't sound completely insane
@alexplaysandedits2356
@alexplaysandedits2356 8 ай бұрын
I understand both sides, really.​@@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
@jasontodd7450
@jasontodd7450 8 ай бұрын
​@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 no no, it makes complete sense.
@broimhigh.ugh.
@broimhigh.ugh. 7 ай бұрын
​@@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 same way as someone being "chaotic lawful" or "lawfully chaotic"
@ZStreem2399
@ZStreem2399 11 ай бұрын
When you're so good at stealth that existence forgot you existed.
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@EEEEEEEE 11 ай бұрын
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@tanukinoironi2708
@tanukinoironi2708 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure there's a manga or manhwa about this.
@doctorsno906
@doctorsno906 11 ай бұрын
@@tanukinoironi2708yea and it’s pretty good too
@havefuntazarasu5367
@havefuntazarasu5367 11 ай бұрын
Bro literally became allah, no one can proof the exitence
@Akumetsubg
@Akumetsubg 11 ай бұрын
​@@tanukinoironi2708 everyone else is a returnee, novel tho
@Smol_brain
@Smol_brain 11 ай бұрын
"Hell, you're not even Jack the Rogue anymore. Your name's Waldo now."
@HugoDurand-Haumont
@HugoDurand-Haumont Ай бұрын
Is that because no one can find him ? 😂
@matthewtanner7206
@matthewtanner7206 Ай бұрын
​@@HugoDurand-Haumontcuz no one knows where or even what the fuck he is anymore😂
@BAN3FromNoWhere
@BAN3FromNoWhere 11 ай бұрын
Player: rolls 100 stealth The rest of the table: starts ignoring that the player is there
@stickmandaninacan
@stickmandaninacan 11 ай бұрын
Rolling 200 stealth: you are hidden beyond even the 4th wall. You cease to exist or have ever existed in any reality at all
@tiagocordeiro5380
@tiagocordeiro5380 11 ай бұрын
DM: Wait ... who was I talking to?
@SaabJAS39GripenE
@SaabJAS39GripenE 11 ай бұрын
Omniversal stealth
@joelisvysniauskas4653
@joelisvysniauskas4653 11 ай бұрын
​@@tiagocordeiro5380must have been the wind
@AlbySilly
@AlbySilly 11 ай бұрын
Shout-out to all the people reading this and not commenting, your stealth is beyond mine
@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 11 ай бұрын
Considering that 30-40 is god like success.... 70 is some eldritch nightmare level shenanigans.
@christianresel8051
@christianresel8051 9 ай бұрын
you consider 30 being godlike success? 40 would be shure. 30? Already doable by my LEVEL 3 FIGHTER! Max stat throw like this here? As for my Persuation (most usefull thing i can do XD) Nat 20 + Commanding presence 8 + guidance 4 + 4 Persuation (+2 charisma and the sweet proficiency on it for +4) = 36 already. Soooo even 40 aint that high considering i could go double proficiency given a simple feat plus at some point my proficiency raises to + 3 and so on. Sooooo 30? Doable easy at lvl 8 already. If i hit 20 with that? Potential for 50+ is given... in 5e that is!
@GageKelley-r2v
@GageKelley-r2v 8 ай бұрын
I got few nat 20s in stealth so the GM made me "unnoticeable". That is, no one could see me, or directly observe my actions, as there would be a delay of at least a few seconds before anyone was able to notice the change that just occurred. And I tried for like 3 hours to get a nat one so the GM would break it, and when I did, he had me roll perception. Got a second nat 1, and I slammed my face into a door so hard I knocked myself out.
@raixira
@raixira 8 ай бұрын
​@@christianresel8051Doable? Sure, no question. And the probability of getting max results on all 3 of those dice in one go is 0.16%. Plus, that's assuming you're making a check that Commanding Presence works with, with a skill you're proficient in, in a situation where your caster had the chance to cast Guidance. Expertise with a single feat? Absolutely! And only in that one skill. Some stars have to align just to give you a shot at that 0.16%. That's why rolling a 30 is such a big deal: Just because it's strictly possible doesn't mean it's remotely probable.
@darcksage1
@darcksage1 8 ай бұрын
And rogue can achieve 300 stealth check..
@GageKelley-r2v
@GageKelley-r2v 8 ай бұрын
@@darcksage1 I didn't know that. Damn.
@WalterWhite-jz7ct
@WalterWhite-jz7ct 11 ай бұрын
"70? You dissapear from the Campain. You wake up on a Wagon and a rugged stranger is talking to you" "Hey You, you're finally awake...."
@angelmatiastorres
@angelmatiastorres 11 ай бұрын
😂
@Wondrrboy
@Wondrrboy 11 ай бұрын
“You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”
@GageKelley-r2v
@GageKelley-r2v 11 ай бұрын
Wait so they snuck into an entirely different game!?
@walkernation6719
@walkernation6719 11 ай бұрын
​@@Wondrrboy"D**n you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."
@shadowtailchannel3191
@shadowtailchannel3191 11 ай бұрын
"Говорят, мы приплыли в Морровинд. Нас выпустят, это точно! Тихо, стражник идёт."
@nerdism7221
@nerdism7221 11 ай бұрын
You were so stealthy that even the gods can’t remember making you 😂
@creaturefreak0222
@creaturefreak0222 11 ай бұрын
Player: rolls 100 stealth Gravity: must have been the wind
@Devious_One7
@Devious_One7 11 ай бұрын
"-Huh." "+Uh? Jotaro-san? Is something worng?" "-Its nothing. I thought I heard [Player'sName] but it was just the rain"
@jrdoge1503
@jrdoge1503 11 ай бұрын
Npc: WHOS THERE- oh wait must have been the wind *Npc being naked and all his stuff magically disappeared*
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 ай бұрын
God: R-R-R-RETURN THE MAP! Time Bandit: *rolls 100 stealth* God: Medammit!
@NevTheDeranged
@NevTheDeranged 2 ай бұрын
This is how literal legends are started. Jack is so stealthy, he can hide in sunshine. He never gets caught because when he steals an object, he steals the memory of it, too. He once stole an entire castle, one stone at a time, and rebuilt it on a plot of land he stole from the ground itself. There used to be another moon, but Jack stole it and keeps it to light his writing table.
@gibrman477
@gibrman477 11 ай бұрын
"You grew up an orphan, because your parents didn't know you existed"
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 11 ай бұрын
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@lucasianwerner
@lucasianwerner 11 ай бұрын
HAHAAA😂😂🤣🤣
@ClashClash89
@ClashClash89 11 ай бұрын
Stealth birth. he spend his first two years trying to escape the dreaded "Pit Latrine", before he could upgrade to "street urchin", where regular rogues get their backstory start... those spoiled brats.
@sptony2718
@sptony2718 11 ай бұрын
His mother has never entered the hospital he was born in.
@TheWalkingInsomniac
@TheWalkingInsomniac 11 ай бұрын
​@@sptony2718 poor Doof
@DilzwieldKing
@DilzwieldKing 11 ай бұрын
Next step is to gaslight the player irl "What rogue? There was never a rogue in the party as far as I can remember"
@CelticPheonix101
@CelticPheonix101 11 ай бұрын
Ah, but having stealthed into Oblivion, there is *one* who can find them; “Stop! You have violated the law!-“
@isaacrandomrussell5630
@isaacrandomrussell5630 11 ай бұрын
If you can roll a 500, then it’ll take him an extra 3 seconds to find you
@remnantryku7112
@remnantryku7112 11 ай бұрын
I was expecting to see this comment lol
@JamesM1994
@JamesM1994 11 ай бұрын
"It's the Gray Fox! You're under arrest!"
@Isaac_Ninja
@Isaac_Ninja 11 ай бұрын
​@@JamesM1994dovahkiin can go perm invis he is better than that nobleman
@JamesM1994
@JamesM1994 11 ай бұрын
@@Isaac_Ninja permanent invisibility is less powerful than anyone you've ever known forgetting about your existence
@Akigahdam
@Akigahdam 11 ай бұрын
the only thing in this thats unbelievable is that he managed to add it all up
@chayonouy
@chayonouy 11 ай бұрын
The only organisation that can find him now is the IRS
@highlordinquisitor4882
@highlordinquisitor4882 11 ай бұрын
The horror!
@toasterroy4376
@toasterroy4376 11 ай бұрын
Bro a figure of your imagination from your childhood, from when you played in the yard, that you made so you could have a friend or foe could owe them taxes and they’d still find them
@vagthegamer7429
@vagthegamer7429 11 ай бұрын
What do you mean you don't exist anymore, you clearly haven't paid your taxes!
@whyistherepinkinthesink
@whyistherepinkinthesink 11 ай бұрын
Nah even they forgot he existed 🤣🤣 Bro never gotta pay taxes again
@tzeentchlordoffates9268
@tzeentchlordoffates9268 11 ай бұрын
​@@whyistherepinkinthesink The IRS always finds their man
@nolanlikestovibe3181
@nolanlikestovibe3181 11 ай бұрын
“Gravity isn’t aware of you, your just floating off the ground.”
@eclipse4118
@eclipse4118 11 ай бұрын
New ability unlocked: Slip into Oblivion, has a chance of never finding themselves again and disappearing from reality
@brendenthummel2941
@brendenthummel2941 11 ай бұрын
You know what....... THAT sounds like a near max level spell for "emergency" use cases only. I see no flaw for that. I'll allow it to be homebrew.
@khajiitimanus7432
@khajiitimanus7432 10 ай бұрын
Zero-summed
@gard3boi311
@gard3boi311 10 ай бұрын
You have to roll a check of either Intelligence, Wisdom, or Constitution in order to keep yourself in existence
@courier6402
@courier6402 5 ай бұрын
​@@gard3boi311Or maybe have a object act as a anchor to existence
@venombeetle7473
@venombeetle7473 8 ай бұрын
"You've completely been erased from this world, forever a hallowed ghost, a mass without weight, light without darkness, you're there but... You never were."
@DKannji
@DKannji 11 ай бұрын
You rolled a 70? You're not playing a character. You're not even here in person. You never made a character. You never even ever exis...
@aaronmortimer1911
@aaronmortimer1911 11 ай бұрын
Leave the table, who the fuck are you?
@Senn44
@Senn44 11 ай бұрын
What was this comment about? I'm confused.
@Krokmaniak
@Krokmaniak 11 ай бұрын
​@@Senn44It's same exact joke as in short just with different wording.
@Senn44
@Senn44 11 ай бұрын
@@Krokmaniak I was playing into the joke
@Krokmaniak
@Krokmaniak 11 ай бұрын
@@Senn44 Ohhhhhh
@maxifernandez1760
@maxifernandez1760 11 ай бұрын
Rolling stealth so high you basically False Hydra yourself
@jaegercat6702
@jaegercat6702 11 ай бұрын
Plot twist: the stealth roll failed and he got eaten by a false hydra
@braydentaylor3851
@braydentaylor3851 11 ай бұрын
Or becomes one
@kingshocker4754
@kingshocker4754 11 ай бұрын
Or maybe… he always WAS one? He just… chose to live as a human for so long that he forgot what he really was?
@pokemontrainerthink9045
@pokemontrainerthink9045 11 ай бұрын
Yeah the DC was 71
@LazySpaceRaptor
@LazySpaceRaptor 11 ай бұрын
Oh my god, I wanted to forget about these singing terrors
@braydentaylor3851
@braydentaylor3851 11 ай бұрын
@@LazySpaceRaptor you will one day.
@PokeshifterPyra
@PokeshifterPyra 7 ай бұрын
This went from a funny joke to really dark and depressing very quickly
@stephenadams8712
@stephenadams8712 11 ай бұрын
As always he forgot that he had my bardic inspiration
@Wex_Six
@Wex_Six 11 ай бұрын
Kobold artificer hear! I know the pain....
@dr.blackwing1358
@dr.blackwing1358 11 ай бұрын
Who had it?
@stephenadams8712
@stephenadams8712 11 ай бұрын
Jack the rogue? I think I have a use of it marked off on my sheet
@VitZamotaev
@VitZamotaev 11 ай бұрын
And my barbaric inspiration (like: "hide, or I'll smash you out of existence")
@Uta_193
@Uta_193 11 ай бұрын
A plus 12 maybe, something else? We are at 82.
@justsomeguyonhisphone709
@justsomeguyonhisphone709 11 ай бұрын
Jack the Rouge became Jack the _Middle Child_
@javiercasas1565
@javiercasas1565 11 ай бұрын
At that point the DM must be like:"even i dont know where you are"
@SleepywitchVibes
@SleepywitchVibes 11 ай бұрын
Figment of imagination by the dm 😂nat20 emotional damage
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 ай бұрын
*cue Twilight Zone theme*
@akheira3726
@akheira3726 10 ай бұрын
How could his friend gave him bonus?
@TackyTakkew
@TackyTakkew Ай бұрын
"No one can find you, no one can ever find you. And worst of all, I don't think you can find yourself." Bro went so hard on some lines for a short of all things 😭
@danielrobinson7872
@danielrobinson7872 11 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, from both a GM and player's POV, legitimately having your rogue stealth so hard that he accidentally blips himself out of existance is cool as hell. I'd be satisfied with my character ending like that.
@jakeforgey5378
@jakeforgey5378 11 ай бұрын
"You now have to roll to register into existence, for every action you take from now on... needing to beat your permanent 70 on stealth... Also failing increases your stealth...."
@plsdontpokeme3298
@plsdontpokeme3298 10 ай бұрын
@@jakeforgey5378 Should prob decrease it instead on fail and increase it on success meaning he gets to only play 50% time after it balances out.
@gyuterenbu_
@gyuterenbu_ 10 ай бұрын
My dm made it so that if I roll a 40 or higher I can cast blink 😌 So far my cap is still only 39 even with Pass Without Trace because I’m multiclassing rogue 5/ranger 3 and we’re on point buy so my base stats aren’t very hig and we don’t have any real buffers… but I’m holding out on the day our bard comes back from scheduling conflicts and I can simply choose to disappear for a hot second So yeah! I think you *can* and *should* be able to blink out of existence if you stealth hard enough 😁 just ask your dm
@LuizAlexPhoenix
@LuizAlexPhoenix 10 ай бұрын
​@@jakeforgey5378 I mean, if it's like blink, he will get back in a bit. If it's just hidden, once he attacks or willingly reveals himself, reality should be amended. It's not so much ceasing to exist, it's being so well integrated into the world that even a divine outlooker cannot perceive them.
@rainingcomplete3018
@rainingcomplete3018 10 ай бұрын
You stealth so hard you bypass the laws of the abstract.
@Dreamspace496
@Dreamspace496 11 ай бұрын
It happened to me, we agreed that I simply moved to another dimension
@spenceduggs
@spenceduggs 11 ай бұрын
"I rolled 70 on stealth!" DM "...who said that...?"
@SaltyDani_Ma
@SaltyDani_Ma 11 ай бұрын
DM: can i have your Sheet real quick? *Throws it behind the Back. "Ok you hid from existance
@arekg7397
@arekg7397 11 ай бұрын
Imagine rolling for stealth so well you have to pass an impossible perception check just to realise where you are yourself.
@CaptainSlimeAndToast
@CaptainSlimeAndToast 9 ай бұрын
"huh where am I?" (Now with Zoro on the one piece ship)
@sabinrawr
@sabinrawr 10 ай бұрын
DM: "... And no one will _ever_ find you..." Universe: ... DM: _(low voice)_ "Until..." Party: _(hushed gasps)_ DM: _(foreign accent)_ "Hello, we have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty!"
@the_apotecary_from_tf2
@the_apotecary_from_tf2 11 ай бұрын
"you disappear in the astral plane, forgotten my men and gods alike, your decoy, a perfect Copy of you, Will continue your Adventure, also he's completely unnoticed by the kobolds
@agnidas5816
@agnidas5816 10 ай бұрын
This is the one !
@CaptainSlimeAndToast
@CaptainSlimeAndToast 9 ай бұрын
Bro then ends up I. One piece with Zoro on the getting lost gang
@moslok4919
@moslok4919 2 ай бұрын
- the gods can't find you - the gods are *looking* for you
@samuellillge9319
@samuellillge9319 11 ай бұрын
"You stop existing. Roll a new character."
@troybaxter
@troybaxter 11 ай бұрын
You rolled so high that not even the gods know of you.
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 ай бұрын
@@troybaxter You rolled so high, your character is in a different RPG system.
@IsaahBell-gr8bn
@IsaahBell-gr8bn 2 ай бұрын
Never seen again, removed from all thoughts and memories to be forgotten
@Jeskai
@Jeskai 11 ай бұрын
fear of being forgotten... he asked for this.
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 ай бұрын
Athazagoraphobia or Fear Of Rolling 100 Stealth.
@jackknight1899
@jackknight1899 11 ай бұрын
Go from stealth To anti-memetic To non-existence D&D is wild
@nickieBurke
@nickieBurke 11 ай бұрын
But this would be terrifying for enemies. Just imagine that people around you are suddenly just dying randomly. No scream, no falling, just a blink and theyre lying there with knife wounds. You dont know what did it, you cant remember. They were always dead.
@Cross1nsan1ty
@Cross1nsan1ty 7 ай бұрын
Must have been the wind.
@ÄŷĶ-f6h
@ÄŷĶ-f6h 6 ай бұрын
Neverborn even, any trace of their existence is fading away and you guess: "Was I there for what? As an orphan with no any friends why I am here in an abandoned castle, pretending that I guard a king of kingdom that never had a king?"
@eksprolek2924
@eksprolek2924 6 ай бұрын
Thats a really good ideas for dnd campain with a hombrew monster or a villan. Kinda lost hydra thinf but just inposible to percive not making you forget
@AnUnfortunatePotato
@AnUnfortunatePotato 2 ай бұрын
Imagine stealthing so well that you accidentally become a False Hydra
@nickieBurke
@nickieBurke 2 ай бұрын
@@AnUnfortunatePotato ubi abscondis? Dulcis puer, dulcis puer.....
@TheMonkey747
@TheMonkey747 10 ай бұрын
"The Missile Knows Where it is Is, Because it knows where it Isn't." Int Save +20 XD
@funnyskull14
@funnyskull14 11 ай бұрын
So... He's now an omnipotent being and probably causing cults to start popping up who call him "The Hidden One"
@calanon534
@calanon534 11 ай бұрын
If that happened, and I was dealing with a "That Guy," I would totally do that for the next campaign, because this is looking like it's gonna crash, soon. "Oh, yeah, The Hidden One was your old character all along. Problem is, he got so stealthy, he wasn't aware of his own existence. He's now the BBEG, and he can Stealth Kill the Gods, if he can perceive his own existence long enough."
@Fiercealpha7
@Fiercealpha7 10 ай бұрын
​@@calanon534the cultists grant you true sight and for a brief moment you see a humans figure fade towards reality, turning towards you he whispers "you can see me..? What am I??
@kevinsanchez4415
@kevinsanchez4415 9 ай бұрын
The Unseen One
@Dull_Dusk_
@Dull_Dusk_ 7 ай бұрын
the cultists would have incredibly perception and can see anything the only way to avoid them is well... hitting a 70 and disappearing like the rogue did...
@Pandor25
@Pandor25 11 ай бұрын
You blended so good in the shadow that you slipped in the shadowverse. Now you are surrounded by shadow monster, roll initiative.
@6016184
@6016184 11 ай бұрын
That was brutal. Like rolling a nat 20 When there's nothing to perceive...
@troybaxter
@troybaxter 11 ай бұрын
See, in those cases, you briefly break the fourth wall and have your character see that he doesn't exist and that he is being controlled by giants eating Cheetos, drinking Mountain Dew, looking at pieces of paper, and rolling dice. After a brief half second, you return the character to his normal plane.
@neono0dle631
@neono0dle631 11 ай бұрын
​@@troybaxteror your character is suddenly able to conceive every particle, its movements, sounds, smells... Even thoughts in the entire universe for a millionth of a sec overwhelming you completely making you unconscious (could also be a plot device for the DM because you can choose what he remembers of that)
@Duhbears
@Duhbears 10 ай бұрын
I really want to watch this video but I can’t stop crying and laughing. Best DM response ever to such a high roll.
@JustCallMeOlk
@JustCallMeOlk 11 ай бұрын
My fucking KZbin crashed after he said "I think no one ever saw you" I think my phone wanted to agree.
@Robokittenremix
@Robokittenremix 8 ай бұрын
Bro is hidden from truesight, blindsight, foresight, and hindsight
@grape_protogen
@grape_protogen 11 ай бұрын
Rouge rolls 70 to hide?... Whelp. Now your campaign setting has a vestige of a forgotten hero who hid so well that he slipped away from reality, doomed to roam the realms, haunting. Waiting to drag an unfortunate soul into oblivion.
@DragonKnightJin
@DragonKnightJin 7 ай бұрын
For all eternity, as Death can't find him either.
@LuxAeterna22878
@LuxAeterna22878 10 ай бұрын
RANGER: [Dies and goes to Heaven.] GOD: "...wait, who are you again?"
@hawkouthunter
@hawkouthunter 11 ай бұрын
Player: rolls 100 stealth Enemies: weren't there four of yall?
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 7 ай бұрын
Party: wait, weren't there four of us???
@badman0044
@badman0044 8 ай бұрын
You physically blinked into the ethereal realm
@Falschera
@Falschera 11 ай бұрын
Dm was like "You wanna be an ass about your roll? Well, I can be an ass about your roll too."
@matmat6317
@matmat6317 8 ай бұрын
He found himself in quite the predicament
@ixelhaine
@ixelhaine 11 ай бұрын
"You hid so well you caused your Dad forgot to come home with the milk."
@whyistherepinkinthesink
@whyistherepinkinthesink 11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@SleepywitchVibes
@SleepywitchVibes 11 ай бұрын
Plot twist: you’re the dad
@afaerfeathers2291
@afaerfeathers2291 Ай бұрын
I could see that last line coming from a mile away and it still hit me like a truck. Nicely done.
@JadeJuno
@JadeJuno 11 ай бұрын
Rolled so high the outcome becomes worse than a nat 1
@remnantryku7112
@remnantryku7112 11 ай бұрын
XD
@VideoGameMontagination
@VideoGameMontagination 11 ай бұрын
integer overflow be like:
@somethingfunny666
@somethingfunny666 11 ай бұрын
It went all the way back around. 😅😂
@alalalal5952
@alalalal5952 10 ай бұрын
Thankyou! I never thougth about the other side when theorised about a perfect Rogue stealth with no magic or extra traces. How i could never thought that? Thankyou again.
@swingardium706
@swingardium706 11 ай бұрын
A genuinely cool way to flavour an absolutely insane stealth check is to say the plyer has stepped partially or completely into the Border Ethereal
@GMCbrr
@GMCbrr 10 ай бұрын
I just had one of the best laughs in quite a while! Thank you!!
@soggywafle775
@soggywafle775 11 ай бұрын
Why does this have the same energy as the sonic meme that says the one thing about being faster than light is that you live in constant darkness?
@yannickoepcke1568
@yannickoepcke1568 11 ай бұрын
But you wouldn't? Except If you Ran in the opposite direction of every lightsource, wich is Not possible. You would still Hit the light that was already traveling in your direction or the light that travels the Same direction as you
@LazySpaceRaptor
@LazySpaceRaptor 11 ай бұрын
​@@yannickoepcke1568You've never heard of red-shift or blue-shift have you? Imagine the sound of an emergency vehicle, full sirens, passing your front porch at 70mph. It's basically the doppler effect but with light.
@yannickoepcke1568
@yannickoepcke1568 11 ай бұрын
@@LazySpaceRaptor yes i have heard of it, but that would as you Said only affect the percieved wavelength. You would still See the light. The Problem that would present itself would be that you Not only would you percieve the light that travels in your direction, but also light that travels from your left to your right etc. You would effectively "catch" light from all Angles making your field of View Infinite. Combine that with the Red/blue Shift and the Speed of causality and you get an incomprehensible Image. And because your brain cant Hope to process this shitload of information in time you would See nothing but a constant flash of White, but Still you would See SOMETHING Edit: i prefer a racecar as example for the doppler effect. Its far more recognizeable imo
@ordinaryfellow9093
@ordinaryfellow9093 11 ай бұрын
​@@yannickoepcke1568this whole situation and overthinking could be fixed by only thinking of having 1 only lightsource and you moving away from it in a physic paper.
@yannickoepcke1568
@yannickoepcke1568 11 ай бұрын
@@ordinaryfellow9093 i recommend you read all comments, this isn't about theory with only 1 lightsource. Its about reality where light reflects from nearly anywhere and you have incountable amounts of different crossing rays
@TheWorldsLargestOven
@TheWorldsLargestOven 11 ай бұрын
When you roll so high at stealth that you cease to exist.
@SPARTANTROOPER
@SPARTANTROOPER 11 ай бұрын
This is just the DM humbling the player for being that guy.
@yayamene386
@yayamene386 9 ай бұрын
In a campaign I watched a player rolled a 39 for stealth but decided to touch the bad guy's hand, who was standing right in front of him, because he looked fluffy
@Silhouette777
@Silhouette777 11 ай бұрын
Bro ascended to John Cena
@HypotheticalCrabPhisics
@HypotheticalCrabPhisics 11 ай бұрын
Who is john cena?
@k2sauser521
@k2sauser521 11 ай бұрын
​@HypotheticalCrabPhisics yeah I don't know either... bros making people up now SMH.
@farfromirrational
@farfromirrational 10 ай бұрын
Ive never seen such a captivating blank short about no one
@lovecraftgamer5398
@lovecraftgamer5398 7 ай бұрын
And you never will
@mr.noahfabi8510
@mr.noahfabi8510 11 ай бұрын
You were found because you were hidden so good that Stealth didn't know who he was Stealthing
@Boulevard_of_broken_dreams
@Boulevard_of_broken_dreams 11 ай бұрын
"worst of all: you cant even find yourself" *starts tearing up* that made me laugh!
@GreedyDrunk92
@GreedyDrunk92 11 ай бұрын
When your stealth is so good that you're getting banished into the shadow realm
@troybaxter
@troybaxter 11 ай бұрын
He wishes he was banished into the shadow realm. I don't even think the shadow realm knows of his existence.
@GreedyDrunk92
@GreedyDrunk92 11 ай бұрын
@@troybaxter who are you talking about?
@troybaxter
@troybaxter 11 ай бұрын
@@GreedyDrunk92 who indeed
@-The_Ancient_One-
@-The_Ancient_One- 10 ай бұрын
Bro stealthed out of the narrative
@lorenzobarbato7344
@lorenzobarbato7344 11 ай бұрын
When you decide to make a NAT 20 higher to piss the master and they make it so epic that it becomes a NAT 1
@sabinrawr
@sabinrawr 10 ай бұрын
Remember that a Nat 20 is not automatically success for a skill check. That only applies to attack rolls. Some people play it this way, and that can be fun too, but it's not the general rule.
@lorenzobarbato7344
@lorenzobarbato7344 10 ай бұрын
@@sabinrawr I know, I was commenting what happened in the shorts
@IamJason99
@IamJason99 11 ай бұрын
"I dont think you know yourself... Wait... How did you get in my house? Who the Fluck are you!?!"
@pydipayhaos7475
@pydipayhaos7475 11 ай бұрын
"I feel like if i get anymore stealth i will dissappear" -a wise man
@BrokenHeadCase
@BrokenHeadCase 10 ай бұрын
This is just, ❤, the best. I needed a good laugh and this worked haha thanks.
@MountainWo1f
@MountainWo1f 11 ай бұрын
You asked for this. Roles 70 No, you asked for this.
@dannyhatchett1865
@dannyhatchett1865 11 ай бұрын
The New Great Old One The Unseen “Time cannot find Him, Age can not see Him, even death…..cannot find Him”
@jonsnow1324
@jonsnow1324 11 ай бұрын
"Ok, unfortunately, the Dragon is aware and knows the location of any creature within 50 miles of its layer as a regional effect"
@NochSoEinKaddiFan
@NochSoEinKaddiFan 10 ай бұрын
Hallmark of a great DM: respond to the craziest, most game breaking things players can do in a way that emotionally enriches the game
@diomeadiesrogue5631
@diomeadiesrogue5631 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely perfect way to describe what happens when you over do a combo. Min maxing is fun but only when it's done in moderation.
@l4unchp4dgaming38
@l4unchp4dgaming38 10 ай бұрын
"Min-Maxing" is literally playing the game. Sorry someone making their character good makes you feel inadequate.
@diomeadiesrogue5631
@diomeadiesrogue5631 10 ай бұрын
@@l4unchp4dgaming38 Incorrect. Min-Maxing or minimum effort maximum damage isn't how to play the game its a way to play but it's not how to. Not to mention it can drain the fun out of a group of done poorly. Which being honest if mostly always is.
@bartoszjaniak9370
@bartoszjaniak9370 10 ай бұрын
He's a rogue, nobody remembers him, he can't find himself and his existance is hard to explain. So... He's Cole from Dragon Age.
@alexanderawe8031
@alexanderawe8031 11 ай бұрын
"You become so inperceptible you phase through a person, he instantly shivers from the feeling, and then has a sudden amnesial attack and forgets about it."
@RioluX195
@RioluX195 11 ай бұрын
Dude turned into a Stanley Parable Route lol
@envoy7784
@envoy7784 11 ай бұрын
Bro either went into the backrooms or hid himself from reality itself! XD
@A_Shovel_Wielding_Guardsman
@A_Shovel_Wielding_Guardsman 11 ай бұрын
Doing the False Hydra's work for him.
@Phantasmagasm
@Phantasmagasm 11 ай бұрын
Stealth so hard that you evolve into a being of pure stealth energy
@anoukdevries8144
@anoukdevries8144 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact. There is actually a poor X-man with this power. He's called Forgetmenot. As soon as someone takes their eyes of him they forget him. His power is literally to make irl people go "Must have been the wind..."
@Hypercoreriper
@Hypercoreriper 11 ай бұрын
This just reminds me of that one manhwa where the MC was left on earth cause god didnt notice him.
@cloudsteele1989
@cloudsteele1989 11 ай бұрын
WTF? HAve a name?
@Hypercoreriper
@Hypercoreriper 11 ай бұрын
@@cloudsteele1989 yeah it's :everyone else is a returnee.
@the-final-M
@the-final-M 10 ай бұрын
That DM is amazing
@chameleon8844
@chameleon8844 11 ай бұрын
". . .and worst of all, I don't think you can find yourself." 😂😂😂😂
@thedoctor1466
@thedoctor1466 11 ай бұрын
A roll so good he vanished from existence.
@GGBlaster
@GGBlaster 11 ай бұрын
I don’t play d&d, I don’t know why it’s on my feed, but this… THIS is golden
@altansukh.khurelbaatar7109
@altansukh.khurelbaatar7109 11 ай бұрын
This gives "Everyone's returnee except me" vipe
@zellfer1994
@zellfer1994 11 ай бұрын
and yet still... "we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 10 ай бұрын
In Mother Russia, warranty runs out of you.
@OGSontar
@OGSontar 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, never snark at your DM right before you bust out with a totally improbable steal "roll". Props to the DM for the instant karma from an old, retired DM. Keep them on their toes!
@DomanicSly
@DomanicSly 11 ай бұрын
"You find yourself in a completely different place. Endless hallways surround you. The ceiling has a strange, gridlike pattern of tiles. Some of the tiles are twice as long and have a magical light emitting from them. You hear nothing but a faint hum from these lights, and everything is a dull yellow."
@Neme331
@Neme331 11 ай бұрын
Backrooms but dnd -Dackrooms-
@malachiabdo5200
@malachiabdo5200 11 ай бұрын
No just no
@sallak6483
@sallak6483 10 ай бұрын
No.
@Ririxpj
@Ririxpj 11 ай бұрын
He rolled so well that he was removed from the timeline.
@coalrocks
@coalrocks 11 ай бұрын
"Congratulations, you're a ghost"
@kataseiko
@kataseiko 11 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a sory by Terry Pratchett. In "Mort", the title character "Mort" saves a princess from assassination. Because he is Death's apprentice tasked to take her soul though, reality doesn't like that change very much. Everyone forgets who the princess is as soon as they turn around. We know since the first Discworld book that all the stories are a kind of D&D session among the major gods at Cori Celesti. Nobody but a wizard and Death remember her.
@alhvatr
@alhvatr 11 ай бұрын
Reminded me of an X-Men character called ForgetMeNot. Basically unless you're looking directly at him, you don't know he exists. And when you look away you completely forget he exists.
@courier6402
@courier6402 5 ай бұрын
If I remember even photos forget him and Professor X is the only person who can remember his face as he did some weird psychic thing to help him remember him.
@bernardohchongching224
@bernardohchongching224 11 ай бұрын
Ngl tbis the plot to everyone else is a returnee He's so good at hiding god forgot to send him to another world while the world was facing an apocolypse.
@theboldthebrazen3147
@theboldthebrazen3147 11 ай бұрын
Oh wow! Legends never die, they just roll super high stealth points & fade from existence…
@kaizeremperaiga1807
@kaizeremperaiga1807 11 ай бұрын
He soo good at stealth, He just erased his existence
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