Sioux Falls Police vs. Fire - "Dad Jokes"

[@leenelson4169]

I feel like the firefighter was laughing at his own jokes as much as the police officer's.

[@TomiSk4U]

Respect for him 😉

[@SAMMIsLIFE]

Right lol

[@TayTay-fn6cx]

@@TomiSk4U Thefuck?

[@LunarAngel01]

@@TomiSk4U h m m m

[@MessengerJL]

@@TomiSk4U bruh

[@Lotion-Bottle]

These are two dads laughing about dad jokes it’s so pure

[@deknees8969]

@yeahSOwhat 😳

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

De Knees hey... dont judge

[@0_o475]

How do you know they’re dads?

[@timothyramirez6487]

Your pfp is everything

[@WeavingWoods]

yeahSOwhat r/cursedcomments

[@marbollsmb3116]

Imagine them going back home and spittin dad jokes to their kids

[@a.singgih7182]

Their kids watch this video before and think, oh no it's coming

[@elwoodblues9613]

I started telling these to my daughter, and she ran out of the room screaming by the time I got to the mermaid joke.

[@Genie1234]

Hey Kids I got some jokes to tell

[@rerikm]

you misspelled "telling"

[@Genie1234]

@@rerikm wait who

[@ethanv7330]

Puns should never be read from a paper, it makes them tearable.

[@MightyMageGames]

That's Pretty Good Ngl.

[@bandit2777]

Underrated

[@applebeeful]

@@MightyMageGames agreed

[@elorine5682]

Stop it 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@Propain4eva]

AAAAAA

[@Anonymous-th2rr]

The title should've been: Two dads roasting each other's jobs

[@thekingkong6018]

Ikr

[@jacobosborne5599]

Haha 😂

[@johnbords]

The Vegan joke got me😂

[@ryank1273]

Probably gonna regret saying this, but the firefighter would get roasted in more than one way.

[@subieasunayuuki]

Roasting is not same thing as using jokes. Roasting is the use of insults.

[@tq7013]

“The wasn’t even funny” he says, laughing to the brink of tears

[@charliedulol]

i call it: denial

[@NioJPlays]

Some jokes are so stupid its funny

[@Alexed.w]

Tbh I've laughed at things that weren't supposed to be funny more than at jokes

[@0_o475]

Alexander Winter I think everyone has

[@Maverickman67]

@@NioJPlays Like your name

[@nikkiroser8551]

Something about trying not to laugh makes you just want to bust out laughing

[@sgt_s4und3r54]

You can only not laugh at bad jokes for so long.

[@ryanalexander1013]

JAD's MV's your comment made no sense just stop 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@KumaBean]

Your comment reminds me of this Monty Python scene, some of the actors didn't know the full script for the scene and were simply told not to laugh and just roll with it, the results are brilliant 👌 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4LYiY2kf7F-ea8

[@lilb-pop4903]

NikkiRose R don't you mean "burst out laughing"? Think it's a better word

[@christianrobles4580]

Ryan alexander Yeat that shit didn’t make sense.

[@Wissle]

I like how the off-camera staff was literally lol'ing a few times, haha

[@AppleOfThineEye]

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[@Wissle]

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[@theodom1858]

laughing out loud’ing?

[@splenced7091]

@@theodom1858 hate when people do that.

[@monkeybandit4162]

@@splenced7091 yeah it’s like they don’t know what it even means

[@ClaytonQ45]

Can we just admire the delivery by Officer Estep about the Pirate's favorite letter? He didn't miss a beat!

[@GlamMakeupLove87]

Quinn Clayton Lmao yes! And the way he did the “You’re under a vest!” was also fantastic, as well. That one made me crack up. Hahaha.

[@sorrenzz3610]

Dad’s intuition

[@Pressy369]

1:16

[@dwminiboss511]

I see what u did there. ;)

[@veggiesarefruits]

I actually wasn't impressed because the way I first heard it was, "Arr be his second favorite, but his first love B the C!" ~full accent~ lol

[@chronica6457]

This isn't even a competition, it's just two guys laughing at each other's jokes

[@redandinata4568]

Well its America, everything is a competition

[@theseboi7]

@@redandinata4568 and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

[@sirdroolsalot12]

The way it should be.

[@Kutchy7765]

@@sirdroolsalot12 shouldn't*

[@PrimevalArt]

It’s a competition to see if they can make them laugh at each other’s jokes

[@Miss_Camel]

This is actually a really clever way to promote their city AND encourage interdepartmental cooperation and friendship…somebody has one hell of a media team

[@fruitwagon9275]

“He’ll tell you.” *Guy off camera dies*

[@bluegrasskiddo5767]

That guy off camera was something else lmao

[@dangitspang4667]

4:01

[@The0GamingHero]

I don't get that joke, anyone mind explaining

[@captainahab8741]

@@The0GamingHero For some unknown reason firefighters literally go out of there way in conversation to say that they are a fire fighter for example: hey man who do you think will win the Superbowl? im going to watch it at the firehouse..... im a firefighter

[@The0GamingHero]

@@captainahab8741 Oh ok thanks haha

[@lesb7575]

I find this heart warming I hope they become friends.

[@AusyG]

It's very Very likely because although the police and fire departments from anywhere like to compete they are still fighting for the same thing, to protect and serve. So yes.

[@ImDallasGonzales]

Austin goodwyn It must be a nice life being so naive

[@rebelrose1385]

@@ImDallasGonzales It must suck to be as dumb as you are(;

[@type-10]

Xxxretardedkid do you know what CHAOS stands for?

[@AusyG]

Adolfo Gonzalez interesting that you call me naive. I've worked along side with both fire and police in the past. I'm not sure what city you live in but in my town they HAVE to work together.

[@pranabmohanty7767]

Every dad's worst nightmare When their child knows the reply to their joke question

[@slamdunktiger]

Max unhappiness

[@apk0712]

I did that and got an ass whooping....

[@pranabmohanty7767]

@@apk0712 Well, bad for you

[@ssjssgecko5411]

Ikr

[@frankie228]

Amal Kumar 😐😂

[@berube361]

These are great to watch, not because the jokes are really funny but the interactions between the two just having a good time. Contagious laughing for sure.

[@NoName-rq8ec]

Firefighter: “That’s not funny..” *proceeds to laugh..*

[@alhassanali4829]

Basically me for the entirety of the video

[@v0lny886]

Markiplier

[@LuisXGP]

thats me, all the time xD

[@garrethigdon7678]

@@v0lny886 Markiplier

[@TaylorBayPowerRP]

I read this comment as I was listening to that exact part..

[@happychappers8311]

I just realised I'm officially at the age where dad jokes become funny.

[@devindalton4688]

They're always funny, younger people just have a hard time appreciating their parents as much as they should sometimes.

[@yasininn76]

Dude, I'm 15 and I've never laughed genuinely so much in my life

[@BradyDoesntMiss]

Bro im 21 and im dead at these. I’m going to be hysterically cackling by 40.

[@superbean8110]

So I've been a dad since I was like 14? I'm 17 and I genuinely love these jokes so much.

[@Car.V1]

I don’t have a dad.

[@jaeanne4325]

"...Hose A and Hose B." "That's not how we label them..."

[@Vscounter]

That part with the Hose A, it reminds me of this clip from Family Feud with Steve Harvey asking this dude to give him a name that starts with the letter H. Jose...Hose A

[@K777angel]

I liked that one too.

[@saranshgautam6551]

Is that not how fire fighters label hoses or not how they label their kids?

[@lilmanpferfe7378]

Hose A reminds me of Hosea

[@julierussell8876]

i am pretty sure (but could be wrong) in that the fireman came back with "That's not 'Howie' label em.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

Fun Fact: according to _Monty Python’s Flying Circus,_ the “Assaulted Peanut” joke was formulated by German linguists during WWII as a countermeasure to the funniest Joke Ever Written (a joke which is so hilarious that exposure to it will cause a person to laugh themselves to death), which the Allies had carefully translated into German in order to weaponize it.

[@JC130676]

@@moi-rp5wq Ahh yes, Germans and humor. Just recently I explained to a German co-worker what the colors of the German flag represent: the black stands for duty, the red stands for pride, the yellow stands for work, and the blue stands for humor. Also, there's a very simple reason why Brits and Germans don't get along. The Brits are too polite to be honest, and the Germans are too honest to be polite...

[@Docstantinople]

“Jurassic Pork” He did him dirty on that one. 😂😂

[@braden2206]

Saccboi

[@demonetization1455]

He went too far with that one ngl

[@Darceus2000]

I guess he wanted some roast pork…😏😂 Sorry, I couldn’t help but crackling my self up there!🤣😅

[@nholbrook1682]

And then like a true gent, apologized 😅

[@SpaceMissile]

cop was like "okay so we're going there"

[@ethan073]

“That’s not how we label them.” 😂

[@finaladvance5085]

Ethan C the kids or the hoses?

[@ferro1398]

@@finaladvance5085 I think there's another thing he's referring to that sounds like hose lol

[@AmitSingh-vt6ws]

@@ferro1398 bruh 🤣

[@cw3598]

@@ferro1398 jose its a Hispanic name

[@jtkirk3474]

@@finaladvance5085 they don't name their hoses like that. They name them based on their size like a 2-inch or a 2 and 1/2 inch hose. My dad's a firefighter and I'm in a fire cadet program so that's how I know it.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Why did the blind man fall down a well? He couldn't see that well.

[@SpookedeeB]

Damn you did ‘em dirty 😆

[@doggomode6712]

amazing!

[@maiqtheliar8210]

Hahaha

[@TheSmallestViolin]

This was a copied joke

[@doggomode6712]

@@TheSmallestViolin Amazing, although there is no proof, I'll take your word for it

[@wns1503]

Two pieces of sick walking round town one started crying the other asked what's wrong. Brings back so many memories I was brought up round here.

[@Nazareadain]

can't believe nobody heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.

[@mgkest19xxcle80]

I hate you 😂

[@SpookedeeB]

Officer this one right here 😂

[@xTenzin10]

You’re going to hell for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rendyajadech1957]

Dang it 😂 i laughed

[@CPisOP22]

lmao i saw this in big nate

[@tjgordon5]

That cops jokes were fire.

[@janitor4481]

Bruh

[@Deadvalley200]

Not even a Firefighter could put them out Edit: wow, did not expect that many likes! Thanks guys!

[@redproject5450]

@@Deadvalley200 the most underrated comment here

[@anobesewalnut8yearsago994]

Oscar Arriaga dude ur comment is UNDERRATED PERIOD.

[@user-vg3yc9lx4q]

@@Deadvalley200 JOB WELL FUCKING DONE HAHAHA

[@IKECH545]

The other people in the room laughing is some of the best parts 😉😂

[@RealAntek]

IKECH545 Gehrig

[@GigglingBug1564]

ikr?!

[@Smiley957]

?

[@splsh8539]

That's exactly what killed me😂

[@carafossarellano4293]

Regardless of the score, the real winner is Captain Nick who has good delivery and laughs at everything. He’s probably really fun to work with.

[@pitched7401]

How did i stop a fight between 2 blind people? I just said: I bet 10 dollars on the dude with the knife! Both ran away...

[@wilson7208]

I love it lmao!!!

[@Crazy-ef5zm]

the worst part is if they both pull out a knife!

[@SaltCane]

@@Crazy-ef5zm That makes it better

[@mateyamangum]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I STARTED CRYING!!!!

[@GBValode]

What if the guy with the gun starts shooting then?

[@marioavila4997]

A blind person walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

[@jonathantierney7301]

Or "two people walked into a bar, the third one ducked" yours is good though too :)

[@The_CIA]

*_"I see", said the blind man, as he pissed towards the wind..._* *_"...It's all coming back to me now..."_*

[@Noptical]

@JusticeFor Alexei Sign Language

[@sirslam2414]

A software QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders three beers. He orders 430,00,000 beers. He orders .6 beers. He orders -1 beers. He orders a dog.

[@gooneytunez3013]

The CIA lol that joke killed me 😂😂

[@chattaboxxx2332]

Police officer while laughing his head off: "thats not funny" Firefighter while also laughing his head off: "thats not funny"

[@letusthanatos1240]

Dads

[@fudgefase]

It was like the policeman had more practise at NOT laughing when someone says something stupid to him.....

[@dulohsuaib3265]

The judge is still on academy so the cop won

[@cliftut]

Does that mean they have a sick sense of humor?

[@chattaboxxx2332]

Holy crap wtf... I come back a week later and this comment has 1k likes :0 ???

[@Hawkido]

When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it becomes a parent.

[@victorlimpearce1887]

I love it when they go adjacent

[@biffin1123]

What do you call a joke that is neither a dad joke nor a mom joke? A transparent joke.

[@Hawkido]

@@biffin1123 Step-Joke

[@grqfes]

What do you call someone who copies a comment? the: "i didnt see it"

[@NightmareChroniclesX]

No, it becomes a dad joke when it leaves you and never comes back.

[@teddisk848]

This needs to be a fundraiser in every community. Good, clean fun!

[@igetsalty]

That has got to be the least obnoxious "ding" sound i've ever heard.

[@LeoLokoII]

same

[@mr.z7018]

Ikr. It should be universal.

[@wesleyLTH]

Wtf is obnoxious?

[@evertonfanjuan9212]

@@wesleyLTH it's like annoying or too loud or something

[@RaySpartan315]

datBVB fan the dude probably looked up thesaurus dot net right after lmao

[@project45yt]

Son: dad I’m cold Dad: sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees

[@minetruly]

That's a GOOD one!!!!!!!!

[@harrisonsmith9456]

Dies of hypothermia

[@summer-c7i]

Silly but a funny joke 😂😂

[@deaconblue-aja4864]

Son: dad, we're not even indoors, we are standing in the middle of a blizzard, and I'm fucking COLD!

[@hawkeysim1487]

Deacon Blue-AJA hey fucking cold, I'm dad

[@spacecowboy2711]

"I think I heard that one in second grade." "When you fell off your dinosaur?"

[@egg_meat]

Timestamp?

[@scotttaylor6616]

@@egg_meat 5:27

[@Artnotforthesakeofart]

@space cowboy, is your profile picture of Suga? Are we army everywhere or is there a new KZbin algorithm to show me more army comments because I watch too many bts videos? XD

[@spacecowboy2711]

@@Artnotforthesakeofart i just think it's safe to say that army's everywhere haha

[@Artnotforthesakeofart]

@@spacecowboy2711 that does make sense. we totally are! =D

[@boneyskeleton101]

I've matured enough to the point where i understand dad jokes and I actually find them funny.

[@comet3969]

It’s impossible to insult a Firefighter with a roast Because he already can handle burns

[@agent09153]

You made my nose commit exhale

[@deleted-cg9of]

@@agent09153 same

[@_.Abstract_]

Bro

[@arabizaman8722]

😂

[@Jayteaseepiirturi]

Well. That's one way to hose a burn.

[@melloreacts4327]

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Idk what he laced them wit but i was trippin all day" somebody sign this guy

[@gamerbig8721]

Malo Mello that joke is sooooooooo old

[@diegodeluquev1433]

@@gamerbig8721 (g)old

[@melloreacts4327]

Oooweeee seems like 1k ppl embraced it. The doors that way 👉

[@666silencioso]

Did you guys hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.

[@erectilereptile7383]

You mean a Roamin Catholic lmao

[@lawenforcemententhusiasts782]

@@erectilereptile7383 *Roman

[@qdp03]

Sam Mathers No salvation outside the Church 😀

[@piggysmalls4373]

Law Enforcement Enthusiasts whoosh

[@paballomolata8844]

Nice😂

[@Hyland4200]

You can see how they slowly forget that it's a competition and just become two guys telling each other jokes

[@KaLa1865_]

“What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?” “YOURE UNDER A VEST!” *WHEEZE*

[@GamingGD5600]

Just heard that one just before reading your comment 😂

[@bigboi2649]

That wasn't a wheeze

[@bigboi2649]

@@Victor_Graves ;)

[@RavenheartIndustries]

@Leo Caducoy you too?

[@famonk2674]

Jesus no please I'm dying over here

[@peyfalehrramp5645]

"Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?, because Humpy Dumpty had a great fall" "That's not funny" *Laughs to death*

[@Scanvas3]

This made me laugh more than I thought

[@masterkixana6852]

Lol

[@catherinedavis-sparks2669]

I heard it as: Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer.

[@KiddingAce]

Not funny Didn't laugh

[@Z0RD.]

Peyfa he didnt laugh to death he didnt even laught that hard

[@Cesar-ro4fs]

Me: starts laughing The other guy: doesn't laugh Me: stops laughing, not funny

[@chrissuis7651]

You have some problem in brain if this wasn't a joke

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@chrissuis7651 what

[@Abbinal]

@Chris Suis nah, it was a joke

[@SupremeSupport]

@@Abbinal an extremely poor and overused joke.

[@millionbadger7918]

@@SupremeSupport takin this personally, huh?

[@spaghetto9836]

I think it'd be helpful if folks who hated all cops saw this. They're real, feeling people with families, just like us.

[@Emogamer-tp8vo]

I thought they were roboCOPS I'll see my way out

[@cncsphere]

Folks that hate cops aren't that self-aware; otherwise they would realize the problem isn't cops.

[@spaghetto9836]

@@cncsphere You're assuming the policing system is in peak condition & the only problem are the criminals (aka "Just don't commit crime, simple") when it's... more complicated than that. My views have changed a bit since last year, but I hope you're thinking of the fringe group of people who bully every cop they see & genuinely have a dehumanising disgust for each one of them, and not people of every race who seek police reform.

[@cncsphere]

@@spaghetto9836 I'm also thinking of the rare fringe group of cops that may actually take it too far. Of course, if you listen to the cop hating segment of the public, they'd tell you it's all cops while meanwhile taking absolutely no responsibility for their own actions.

[@loganfromme]

shit bro this cop has probably given out unnecessary amounts of unwarranted problems in peoples day to day life

[@simonhenriksson4800]

Oh these guys dont even care about the challenge theyre just here for the jokes.

[@Soullxc]

yuup but i love it 😅

[@GreenAndSuited]

Their kids are going to suffer forever.

[@CorvusCorone68]

i think once the fire chief broke the rest was just downhill from there

[@NiaChan04]

*bruh your likes is 666*

[@imakememes3885]

nobody: a random guy in the background: *dying of laughter*

[@ANGH3LL1C420]

IMAKEMEMES Timestamp please?

[@ruhkar199]

PixPlayzGamez 4:08

[@ANGH3LL1C420]

Nazguhl 72 Thank you! I'm not sure how I managed to miss that.

Except is wasn't ”nobody” it was a police officer telling a joke.

[@CalebTheFew06]

Same Lmao 😂

[@Dwaggy]

This is honestly adorable. Two dads having a good time.

[@D4xAutomations]

Dwaggy no one else commented so I did

[@Tahycoon]

I'm 19 and I find this soo funny. I love dad's jokes for some reason.

[@ng4logic]

The hipster one is underrated af. That joke was genius

[@scortexfire]

I didn't get it.

[@ng4logic]

@@scortexfire you are dumb

[@stan8692]

@@ng4logic shush

[@midnightdragon67]

@@ng4logic tell me you belch

[@ng4logic]

@@midnightdragon67 joke is that fucking hipster are always doing things that are most people not.. They are not doing what most people think is cool.. Just google what hipster is....

[@nicolem376]

The firefighter seems like he laughs all the time. They picked the wrong representative 😂

[@TAKLProductions]

I think he did well considering it's a police officers job to not have a sense of humor.

[@bruh-hd8gm]

@@TAKLProductions ?

[@calqlated4506]

@@TAKLProductions ?🤨

[@someinternetbox168]

@@TAKLProductions ?

[@TAKLProductions]

@@someinternetbox168 why am I getting question marks?

[@givensurname1296]

I hope both of these guys are safe and healthy.

[@givensurname1296]

@@neeeeesh - Oh, gee, maybe because of the murderous antifa/blm mobs that are *still* rioting and have murdered several people in uniform? Among others.

[@mgkest19xxcle80]

@@neeeeesh - What do you mean, why?

[@jacquilayton163]

Purely agree with you. It’s very scary, right now, and no matter what side you’re on, you should be able to say that you wish these cops well.

[@mgkest19xxcle80]

@@jacquilayton163 - Exactly. I mean, I don't like cops. I'm scared of them actually. But that doesn't mean I want to see them getting killed. I mean, they are still people. Anyone who says otherwise needs a psyche evaluation imo

[@mochi-ve7pg]

@@neeeeesh ..because it's a positive thing?

[@Philip_Lim]

Me being able to understand all the dad jokes makes me proud of myself of how far I've come.

[@kassandraofodyssey6475]

I've reached an age where I actually genuinely laugh at dad jokes.

[@djrendon5506]

Zephyr did you steal this comment?!

[@sfkckl6846]

Only ones on the internet my dads dad jokes are like what is in a car I’m like I dm hes like a motor

[@AutomaticDuck300]

How do you know if an ant is male or female? They're all females, otherwise they would be uncles.

[@boop5636]

Either that or your depressed enough to laugh at them

[@tailorednest4829]

Boomer spirit awakend😂 jk

[@balintdobai6913]

What happens when a mathematician dies? It doesn’t count

[@GigaJinGaming3711]

Ok why do I feel like a boomer now? 😂

[@02.aryajayakusuma15]

Why am i laugh

[@r0ddore]

This is the best one so far

[@realsteal0003]

That's a good one! That's a good one!😂

[@arabizaman8722]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jabroski9096]

Now this has got to be the greatest crossover event in history

[@idkk9013]

Ja Broski what’s this, bojack horseman and peanut butter in the SAME ROOM!!! What’s this, a crossover episode

[@NXZeki]

And they say avengers was the greatest crossover...

[@Marmotus]

You're currently at 911 likes as of me writing this and I don't want to disturb the force

[@tryingtofindlife189]

The subconscious competition and awkwardness they're having is the funniest thing

[@FBI-kz1nv]

The amount of dad energy that radiates from this is too wholesome

[@LemuelDunleavy]

*FBI has joined the chat

[@adityastrcoep]

@@LemuelDunleavy true

[@whistlingtomb3299]

@@adityastrcoep do I need to clear my browser history?

[@LXW-Arts]

@@whistlingtomb3299 FBI didn't respond, they are already surrounding your home.

[@danw-wm8qe]

@@whistlingtomb3299 they still will find it btw

[@TheDanhenk]

Did hear about the kidnapping at school?!? Dont worry he woke up..

[@Eagleknightprodution]

TheDanhenk dead

[@robertphillips6296]

That’s a good one!

[@toxicchaos3234]

Nice

[@christianperez5054]

It took me longer than it should have to get that joke lolololololmao I love it

[@Gregornmy]

Yeah, his name was Jim

[@ikechicoreralation]

“He ate the pizza before it was cool” 😂😂😂

[@NoobieLandCity]

@@cavedmanjim249 You know it's pretty damn good pizza not cooked.. only if it's not a fast meal but you made it yourself

[@DaytonDistrictRailfan]

I've heard the iteration of, "He drank coffee before it was cool" lol

[@LivyplusNevi]

I read this right when he was saying it in total accident

[@yungwhoppa9821]

Lmaooo

[@DavidRodriguez-jd4ot]

That one killed me

[@debbie3218]

OMG, I loved this so much! I've been having to deal with an aging parent recently diagnosed with beginning stages of Alzheimer's, and I don't remember when I smiled last. This made me laugh, and I really needed it. Thank you.

[@misspurdy27288]

I love how a couple of the cops jokes were literally just direct burns.

[@StoneOfMoon]

Truestm I’m sure the firefighter could handle those burns. That’s what he’s there for, right?

[@misspurdy27288]

StoneOfMoon still funny, wish the cop had actually done one of his jokes acknowledging them. Would have been the ultimate punchline.

[@noobgod2194]

Both of them are controlling their laughs while im here dying from the jokes.

[@MxkeyyL]

Whats your pfp from it looks familiar

[@Rexty19]

@@MxkeyyL Boku no Pico

[@massonfink4522]

@@Rexty19 oh god no

[@dumbass762]

@@MxkeyyL its a shitty ntr anime I dropped don't watch it, it was a good for a few episodes but then glasses guy kept cucking the mc

[@rajput36000]

@@dumbass762 so true

[@johnandrews1025]

Okay I've got a military joke for y'all. What is a military's least favorite month? March.

[@Sasha-gd8xi]

That's a good one

[@empirum3681]

Dan is that you do you have the cigarettes now

[@empirum3681]

Dad fuck autocorrect

[@arabizaman8722]

Lol

[@m.raffelassura.p2911]

nice

[@zodarian6705]

What kind of shoes does a frog wear? OPEN TOAD🤣

[@JayNohh]

Doctor: "I'll be delivering your baby today" Dad: "Actually, we would like for our baby to be able to keep its liver"

[@tharushsomashekar]

RIP for the ones who didn't get it

[@leilaan9344]

Yeah I didn't get it 😬😬😬😬

[@Poohaengkrub]

@@leilaan9344 de"liver"ing 🤣

[@At0m1c_At0m]

@@Poohaengkrub oh i thought it was a joke about how expensive hospital bills were. LoL

[@ladycavalier]

@@Poohaengkrub lol thank u

[@000Trauma]

Dad: "That's not funny." Also dad: *proceeds to laugh*

[@veggiesarefruits]

Did any of you hear about that guy who stole the calendar? Yeah, he got 12 months.

[@jonaha.k.ashazam2535]

😂😂😂😂

[@ae29productions]

😂😂

[@ptmy8590]

😂 Nice. Like your screen name too.

[@tjmoo3576]

Distant booing*

[@longislandny696]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@brianbommarito3376]

Good to see that in these guys’ line of work, they can still have a sense of humor. Also, just from the way they’re laughing at these jokes, I’ll just go out on a limb and say they’re both dads.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

THIS is what political debates should be like

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

Regan won his second election with a dad joke.

[@nightninja7012]

Do not underestimate the power of dad jokes

[@Skwuushi]

Agreed

[@CONEHEADDK]

That would only happen, with two very intelligent politicians, that actually understand their politics, so don't count on it

[@ladycavalier]

And the person who laughs the least gets to be pres

[@justintrussell7739]

The cop had better comical timing, and was better at telling jokes. And I was an EMT and firefighter for 4 years. And yes the firefighter will tell everybody at the damn party.

[@ineedmoney121]

Well I'm guessing you're right considering YOU couldn't go a whole comment without mentioning it! XD

[@justintrussell7739]

@@ineedmoney121 that's why you know it's truth :')

[@IAmValenwind]

i briefly dated a firefighter. i knew he was a firefighter before i knew his name.

[@Jonathan-hs3xy]

@@IAmValenwind yeah not gonna lie I'm not even a firefighter yet but when talking to someone new I love bringing up what their career is and listening to it and then saying that I'm gonna be a fireman. Im just really proud of myself for finding something I want to do especially something like firefighting

[@Jonathan-hs3xy]

@Julio the uniforms really are badass. But there's so much more that makes it amazing.

[@dividualizer]

What's brown and sticky? A stick Oh * his disappointment was unmeasurable and his day was ruined *

[@David.124]

-Oh Ok.

[@Injudiciously]

Depends where it's been.

[@sagisdoodleverse9696]

The stick could be white.:/

[@luketheunlucky7632]

@@sagisdoodleverse9696 So, something white and sticky...

[@sagisdoodleverse9696]

@@luketheunlucky7632 chewing gum, elmers glue, marshmallow whip.... the list goes on...

[@curranjohnson7489]

Them trying not to laugh is WAYYYY funnier than the actual jokes

[@daniloking223]

That cop's jokes were fire, not even a firefighter could put them out

[@Sig320]

Good job stealing someone else’s comment

[@Coco-kt6mt]

Gotti Baron's joke

[@littleripper312]

Dude, why steal a joke?

[@daniloking223]

I combined the two comments now shut up weaklings

[@lucicatudor5481]

@@daniloking223 You're the weakling here, can't even think with a brain making your own comment idiot.

[@MichaelJCaboose013]

I told my mother 10 puns the other day, hoping at least 1 of them would make her laugh. No pun in ten did.

[@s101077]

Lol 😂

[@rpshmuck972]

😂😂

[@linex9461]

Michael J. Caboose I see what you did there

[@Andre-uu5xv]

Fuck you Lmao

[@pacifistminigun3987]

get out

[@brotherpanda3626]

These algorithms don’t make sense but I’m not mad either. Edit: Thank you for liking my non-chalant comment. You fine folks have a good day now.

[@icedkoolaid6475]

Yea same ...but ima leave this comment here for the next generation to like in 10 years....

[@mn_wild9394]

The ALGORITHMS!! are all knowing never question it just accept the rabbit hole and enjoy the fall

[@nephbaza]

Honestly. Lol

[@John-X]

*Here's a Gamer Dad joke:* _How did Mario break up with Princess Peach? He said "It's not you..._ ...it's me, Mario!"

[@RichManSCTV0]

disliked

[@wiffywiffy7896]

My favorite quote is “Your jokes are better than mine but, I should’ve won.”

[@tasafarrah7444]

These two should do this again, I was smiling before I heard their jokes!

[@bruvibe]

We need another version of this but with a royal guard and a comedian

[@samplename8721]

How tf did you know I just watched that video

[@Oozy007]

@@samplename8721 he kinda didn't

[@Eipril666]

I just came from the vid of the royal guard and the comedian wtf

[@justinbowen1183]

That wouldn't be fair. A comedian earns his living writing jokes.

[@leungyannis7204]

@@justinbowen1183 but royal guard earns his living by not laughing 😏

[@trollerswifthasenteredthec1970]

Question: If you roll up to a call of two vegans fighting, is it still a beef? Answer: No because that's just bananas OK I'm sorry, I had to...

[@katherinehearnet7533]

My grandfather was born and raised in Sioux Falls and was a lover of puns all his life. He died almost a year ago and I can't express how this video touched me. Something so simple and yet it make me feel as though he's still here

[@mwhitelaw8569]

He's still here Look in the mirror dear God bless

[@armaanahmad6504]

Katherine Hearnet I’m so sorry for ur loss

[@Ca31_Buff]

@Aggressive Tubesockfuck you!!!

[@zeraphos5586]

@@mwhitelaw8569 thats creepy

[@mwhitelaw8569]

@@zeraphos5586 you must be an anomaly to your family That's sad

[@howthetubbiestelly]

This is the purest thing KZbin has ever recommended for me and I’m glad I watched it

[@blaire7253]

A fireman got a divorce recently, I heard it really burned him up inside.

[@amiruliddin5773]

Pun

[@MrGamecatCanaveral]

Not even a bit funny.

[@blaire7253]

The fact that you took the time to write that shows that you don’t like your life.

[@coldtempura7761]

Pfft

[@cozmicpancakez7763]

W H E E Z E

[@tibowmew]

My favorite part was at the end: "That's not how we label them"

[@youngtsoho]

Missed opportunity: Someone stole all the toilets from the police station, and the police are stumped ... They have nothing to go on

[@edmundmanuel9304]

Don't mind me I'm just gonna take that for myself

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@edmundmanuel9304 Same here, youngtsoho, take your like xD

[@ThePlayerToBeNamedLater]

Fence around the nudist colony was damaged.....police are looking into it.

[@thejamirsray3671]

youngtsoho haaa

[@SeRgA123456789]

I love the relationship between cops and firefighters. They hate but love each other lol

[@JJ-bi5qx]

We love our cops

[@havilavi472]

@@JJ-bi5qx yes we do

[@handsinknead77]

A friendly rivalry is healthy.

[@MrAnonymousme10]

Im my country the if you graduated in acadamy, you can choice whether you become a police man, fire fighter or a jail warden

[@MeandmyLife24]

They should always love each other

[@sequorroxx]

This is how every irreconcilable dispute should be settled: joke duels.

[@paulgonzales9114]

Like the yo mama battles they used to have haha

[@czntrm]

YES!!!! Or a dance off! No more world wars, just dad jokes and dances offs!

[@ACMEMowing]

I am so happy I came across this! Made my day. Thank you for your service gents. Awesome job on this as well!

[@dookeland8]

There’s so much mid west energy here it’s almost Canadian

[@69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat]

Is this an American joke I'm too Indian to understand?

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I love Sioux Falls. Been thinking of moving there. Nice city, clean, and pretty safe. No blacks or their BLM drama

[@matthours1783]

@@Lawrence_Talbot That went from 0 to 1000 wtf

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

@@matthours1783 what it’s a nice area that doesnt have a lot of crime, and one of the few major cities not experiencing the riots form BLM and Antifa. What’s wrong with that?

[@TheTrueFeetMan]

the description feels wrong but its so right

[@davecrupel2817]

How do you know a fire fighter is at a party? He'll tell you. How do you know a cop is at a party? He'll show you.

[@ar_gusp1674]

@M W wat

[@cageybee7221]

firefighters go to the party, cops end it and usually end up killing someone.

[@dhdhddhdhd1259]

@@cageybee7221 Yeah no.

[@cageybee7221]

@@dhdhddhdhd1259 not sure what country you've been living in, but here in america our police get away with murder and they know they can.

[@papaoscarwhiskey9213]

@@cageybee7221 Your name is 'Angry Communist' and your profile picture is young Stalin. Your opinion doesn't matter.

[@rockettaco]

Heh. My favorite dad joke of all time is: Why does Norway put barcodes on all of their boats? So they can scan da navy in! :D

[@Twisthiphop]

nice

[@gaia8187]

Joli! 👏👏👏

[@jonaha.k.ashazam2535]

😂😂😂

[@silverstrike6048]

A slow joke; (Oslo joke); ha ha ha

[@bobthebuilder5231]

My favorite is what concert cost 45?cents 50 cent ft nickleback

[@arandomboot598]

I just love In these videos when you hear the cameraman in the background

[@isabellatoric498]

"hose a and hose b" "that's not how we label them"

[@ShikiSenriismine]

"Whats brown and sticky" "A stick" "Oh" My at midnight >can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

[@Midart226]

Mini Maiden Allie STICKY BOMS! -A.K.A iamwildcat

[@BondanHeru]

Thats so fun to realize whats the funny part

[@IRON_KING_KNIGHT]

Mini Maiden Allie honestly the first thing came to my mind was poop but a stick is also right

[@roachawker7741]

@@Midart226 a man of culture, surely Vanoss group of fun times

[@pickles3801]

Firefighter: “That’s not funny” Also Firefighter: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

[@JVHShack]

What did the salad say to the refrigerator? "Close the door! I'm dressing!"

[@MadHat..]

Me: hey dad wend does a joke becomes a Dad Joke? Dad: Wend They Become *Apparent*

[@animusbathory2257]

When*

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

Can you give me the time stamp for this? Idk *wend* this joke happens

[@thakursoham13]

Lol I know from where u copy paste it

[@MrGredawg]

Appa in my language means dad !

[@choconnects]

Mind blown

[@poop4912]

“that doesn’t count, that was a sneeze”

[@unowntomost]

Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

[@annaliesehutchings720]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-Manda_SKnight_BeastMoD]

This one deserves more likes

[@unowntomost]

@@-Manda_SKnight_BeastMoD Thank you!

[@JonatasAdoM]

Because he had a scary performance.

[@infernox246]

Wait this is from Google Home

[@Minos_prime_judgment]

I wrote everything down on a piece of paper so that I could tell my friends and my family.

[@NickRoman]

Labracadabrador was legit funny, just because the word is funny.