Dad Jokes with Lance! I Tom Daley

Happy Fathers Day everyone! I absolutely love a good old dad joke and a pun! The page I follow on Instagram is called @Dadsaysjokes - dadsaysjokes?ig...
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[@aidamorales2213]

"Oh my god, Thomas" 😂😂

[@raulm7]

Iconic

[@sydneyandstu]

More like Idiotic

[@Stuarts84]

I love how Lance is this serious, well-spoken, insightful guy when he does interviews but on this channel he's the biggest goofball!

[@silatchomamanda2232]

i totally agree.seeing lance here ,he's just like a baby.. infact another robbie tom has to take care of... but when lance's in public or doing an interview or giving a speech..damn! u would be surprised how well spoken,educated, intelligent he is...i admire u alot lance!

[@williamerasmuswaylon3860]

He is acting perfectly. Pretending to be a goofball.

[@katxu5265]

Stuarts84 soooo cute these two

[@juliamuzzio6648]

I just LOVE when Lance says “Thomas”😍

[@larrygraham1163]

You two make such a good pair . You do the jokes and lance is the straight guy .

[@thomasedwards6523]

This is my name 😂😂😂😂 lol

[@stirlingmoss4621]

@@liamf438 что ты говоришь о меде?

[@kathrynwitte3398]

Larry Graham Lance is NEVER the straight guy! 🤣🌈🤣🌈🤣🌈

[@vukkicos5688]

Can we get a video where Lance tells dirty jokes? Or even a compilation of all the sexual innuendos he has used throughout your videos?

[@kiwicocktail9556]

Yes please!!!

[@feelright764]

yes yes yes I want it too!!!

[@zhzyjzzz7831]

yeeees

[@rupalichaurasiya817]

Yess! That would be an iconic video 😂

[@drmc3617]

sausage is so Blackadder kinda like Boos Up

[@vittoriadulot61]

0:41 he was about to say:"You're so cute"

[@awesomenabilah1224]

Yaaaas. I was looking for this comment😍

[@magtazeum4071]

😍😍😍

[@aamina2475]

And he was looking at Tom's lips before that.

[@rilykhul7782]

Am a simple man I see Tom I click, I see Lance I click. I see both I click

[@milkyoolong42]

same man

[@c.jhamblin5759]

How the actual heck is Lance 45? Like is his skincare routine just bathing in the fountain of youth

[@rupalichaurasiya817]

Yeah!! He need to drop his skincare routine.

[@ghalyaandhaya]

it’s what happens when you’re unproblematic

[@Sigita989]

@@thewolverine7478 he never used botox. Maybe don't assume things. And if you use botox you not gave forehead lines. He have it. Lance mom always looked way younger then she was.

[@Sigita989]

@@thewolverine7478 Lance family genes give him that. He always looked younger then he was. He taking care of his body and skin. Just because he looks young doesn't mean he use botox or had surgery. And it's not obvious when you assuming. You should look at Lance mom pictures and you will understand why he looks so young.

[@pylchott9864]

That age gap won't be so cute anymore when Tom turns 50 and Lance turns 80, or when Tom turns 70 and Lance turns 100. It's just so, so wrong!

[@elaf9634]

“Was that a dad joke?” “No that’s a bad joke” I love these guys 😭😂

[@cbx2017]

0:39 lance looking at tom's lips and he is so distracted is the best thing ever

[@sruthi6]

He literally said "you're so cute" there 🥺

[@Mustafa-to9si]

"we never did a video this close...AND it's very distracting"

[@vaniabeforesunlight6529]

"Worst video we've ever done" "You say that at the end of every single video" "Because they're getting progressively worse !!"

[@jaynie7992]

How do you make regular water into holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

[@HannahHoney92345]

Good one.

[@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare]

Excellent work 👏🏾👏🏾

[@ak2tine]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hellen3056]

Lance forgetting for a second or two what they were doing cause he was too into staring at Tom hahahaha WHIPPED MUCH HUSBAND!! HAHA

[@gray1177]

Lance: worst video we ever did. Me: I’m down for part to already Tom: still laughing

[@cyreema2297]

Gray part two kid part two

[@chay637]

LMAO, a shuttlecock sounds like something you ride to pride😂😂 IM WHEEZING

[@vaniabeforesunlight6529]

It's 4 seconds into the video and I'm deceased already. "Oh my god Thomas" 😂😂😂😂

[@chelsea3016]

Cutest dads in the world!!!

[@STAYCLOSE2ME]

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a calendar where the word "tom" has been written down on every single day. "What are you supposed to be, then?" "I'm TOM DALEY" Happy Father's day, btw 💖

[@ruqaiyashabbir8637]

Lol... this would be a really hilarious halloween costume 😂😂

[@johnloony68]

Tom came home from training one day and couldn't find Lance, so Tom asked Robbie "Robbie, is Lance around?" and Robbie said "No, he's tall and thin"

[@mztee8107]

Good one!

[@skyazullopez6726]

Hahaha. YOu are so correct. Tom needs to include this in the list.

[@jackguhl4556]

I love how Lance is like “ I can’t sit this close to you” and then as soon as Tom needs comforting when he talks about his dad he is comforting him and putting his hand on his arm

[@artpxee2496]

Anyone notice that as soon as Tom mentions that it's his dads birthday, Lance comforts him by touching his arm!! Soo cute!! Xx love them both so much and little robbie!! ❤

[@pippaforbes3280]

My Dad's fav joke: " i had a racing snail but it was getting slow, i took the shell of my snail to make it streamlined but it got a bit slugish"

[@Jsfulham]

People in London are terrible drivers. I overtook one guy and noticed he was knitting at the wheel. Pullover I shouted! - Love you guys and happy Father's Day xxx

[@mztee8107]

A special one for Tom!

[@hillyholmes253]

i never knew i needed lance to say Thomas but here we are

[@vansolo9794]

I was arrested for burglary in a multi Storey carpark! The judge said it was just wrong on every level!

[@davidjohnson-fo7ze]

A duck went in the pharmacy to get some chapstick. He said to the cashier "just put that on my bill".

[@crispinl]

The way Tom came back to the screen and said “frostbite” was so goals😂☺️

[@giadafabbris7631]

How do you throw a party on Jupiter? You planet

[@dirkadriaan6019]

Not bad!!

[@jadedwizard823]

dirk adriaan actually it was great 😂😡 (I feel like I need to specify, I wasn’t hating or anything sooo. Just trying to be a little funny)

[@niamhkelly3610]

I don’t like stairs they’re always up to something 😂😂

[@leefisher6366]

Don't let them get you down, Niamh.

[@geogent-flowerman553]

@@leefisher6366 ahhh groan...Lee😀

[@mildredhubble6848]

That’s next level.

[@-bluehour-6272]

Happy Father's day for all the dads!! Have a wonderful day!! And I hope for the best for little Robbie!! 🖤🖤💜

[@ariellamarmon964]

your url omg patrick

[@-bluehour-6272]

@@ariellamarmon964 Yes!!

[@cameroncallisto192]

Lance was so in love omagawd 😍 he even said that Tom was cute at 0:41 😭😭😭

[@seandixon9321]

'Shuttlecock sounds like something you ride in to get to pride' 😂

[@ellicechen]

When Tom said it was also his dad's birthday, I nearly cried. 😢 He is so strong. 💪💪

[@mynameisinuse6542]

"I am out of reaction" -Lance 2019 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kurdisezzy1494]

Tom stop being mean to Lance let him kiss you lol. I love you guys💎💎💎💙💙💙

[@lauradavidson4240]

OMG, this was hilarious! 😂😂 Actually laughed out loud at the turtle/Michelle one! 🤣🤣 I’m going to follow that IG page now! Bet you can’t wait to start using these jokes on Robbie 😂😂 Happy Father’s Day Tom and Lance! ❤️👨‍👨‍👦

[@joealonzo2181]

Oml, Tom already has the dad laugh and it's sooo cute wtf. 4:13 if you want to hear some wholesome dad laughter haha.

[@faith9196]

That WAS a dad laugh awe

[@exoliv9498]

Did anyone say how beautiful these two are smiling and laughing.😍😍 Every time they do I have too😂😍❤️❤️

[@Kay13579]

I laughed so much 😂 tom is actually great at delivering dad jokes

[@m.c.clap-yo-handz7632]

😢I cried when you said it’s Father’s Day and your dad’s birthday. Sending so much love to you Tom. ❤️❤️❤️

[@albertolingan]

you guys are so adorable! Thanks for sharing this much love!

[@yishayrojas542]

One day someone will look at me the way Lance looks at Tom. 😍

[@wren9463]

How Sweet

[@marionv153]

😂 😂 Thank you for that video. We all need a good laugh! Love you dads, have a happy Father's day 😘

[@nicholasporteous8758]

I just love these two guys they bring light to my life everytime i see them more more more love you tom and lance wishing both a happy fathers day

[@eringryffin]

Omg Tom is so good at delivering dad jokes! Michelle and out of the purple had me barking lol. But on a different note, how beautiful the way Lance's hand automatically reached for Tom at the mention of his dad's birthday. That was beautiful to watch.🥺

[@sarahhurtado2975]

They always make my day better and I was literally laughing out loud! Lance and Tom videos are my favorite!

[@diviandrycardona1872]

I've seen this video like 8 times since yesterday and I LOVE it. You guys are awesome and your facial expressions are the best plus Tom's laughs

[@sarahashworth68]

Happy Father’s Day Tom and Lance! Any video with you both is a great video! I laughed the whole time.

[@heath2510ok]

Your dad would be so proud of you Tom and he would love Lance and how happy you both are together ❤️

[@laratoffanello9500]

ahh tom’s delivery of jokes is so good🤣 this video had me cryinggg😂😭

[@lawrencelucas45]

You two a such characters. Love watching you tease each other. Best to you both and Robbie. Happy Dad's Day.

[@disstuff5336]

Lance looking Tom's eyes and then his mouth "you're so cute" Tom interrupted him, then Lance's brain "don't let him get away with his video, tell him he is cute so he will kiss us" Tom: move away. Lance's brain: I didn't work today, let try later. Lance try to kiss him

[@cliffordjones9399]

Happy Father's Day guys. Love seeing you guys together on a V-Log. Even if I have to suffer through some bad jokes.

[@leharkastwar644]

Omgggg, all of the videos with lance in them are the BESTTTTT.

[@timothyhennon1878]

I am so glad this video is over. I couldn't take much more of them. THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!

[@Oparacletos]

There is nothing quite as refreshing and captivating about the two of you as a couple, and reflective of your love for one another, as when you both genuinely laugh. I saw it for the first time today at the beginning of this video- and it literally brought tears to my eyes. What you have is special and sacred. It is becoming increasingly rare among couples... and my prayer is that laughter both begins and ends your day, for the rest of your lives together. I love and appreciate you both- you have no idea what light it has brought to the darkness I have experienced for more than a year now. Thank you, and God bless you and Robbie.

[@winsboy]

So warming to see these boys smiling and laughing together; sooo helps get me out of my pandemic depression! Thank you, guys!

[@aidacardoso4152]

I read sometime ago that your father loved to make people laugh. This was such a tribute to him. Well done Tom, I am sure wherever he is he is so proud of you and your family.

[@Lili-vv4hq]

2:33 the best part of the video ❤️ “Oh my gosh, Thomas”

[@scotverdin9401]

Best Dad Joke of the lot was Lance's definition of shuttlecock. ........a ride to pride......LMFAO!!!!!

[@lyndahaggard6925]

I've seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh. Thanks Tom and Lance for the good time.

[@badgerinkyahoocom]

I love it whenever you have Lance with you.

[@debs4241]

I’m truly loving Daley’s laugh at the of the video 😂 thanks to daddy Lance

[@antaradutta2091]

Dad jokes or bad jokes...all i need you two in one frame and thts it. You mad my day...!! Happy father's day both of you PAPA and DADDY.

[@1Vampire35]

When I want a great laugh, I just keep coming back here to listen to them joke around!!! Love it!!! 😂

[@msprince4676]

I love when you laugh together 💜💜

[@bsealy1]

I love this video! One of your best. The jokes were great and I loved Lance’s disdain for them.

[@maciemercer869]

tom’s laugh is so genuine and pure ❤️❤️❤️

[@situacioncaprichosa]

I LOVE YOU TWO WITH ALL MY HEART.

[@hey_isthisthingon]

This is the best video you've both done yet, 100%.

[@m_ay.a.]

Lance clearly deciding to stay emotionless and then immediately laughing at ‘my obese parrot died today’ is peak comedy

[@lindasemmons4815]

Happy Father's Day Tom and Lance. Love the jokes.

[@loishastings9098]

I am spending a sad birthday all alone, and these jokes have been the only thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you so much TD and you're wrong Lance, they are funny!!!

[@michellek5550]

Yeeeeess❤️ I thought that we wouldn't have the chance to see Lance in a video of yours any time soon because he was promoting his new book and he was buzy with that but I am so sooo happy you two made a video together! And also quite a hilarious one! 😃

[@timothym.8968]

I love Tom's laugh

[@lesleyjackson2882]

I love seeing you two together, more please and thank you for the video, Happy daddy and papa day 😘

[@gabrielncali8999]

OMG! This was so F***ing funny! LOL! 🤣 Love how Lance gets annoyed! 😛 Happy Father’s Day to you both!👨‍❤️‍👨

[@amys3168]

I love Tom’s reactions to the jokes.

[@Lili-vv4hq]

I loved every part of this video I can’t pick a favorite Especially when lance and Tom were fighting over the birdy and shuttercock

[@wren9463]

Happy Fathers Day!!!...you're Greatly Appreciated for all you do!!!💝💞🎉

[@marksaid6587]

Love ya both, lads! Thanks for the video and the hearty laughs!

[@ronmeadows890]

Best video ever! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? - A stick

[@gracer503]

Every Australian childs favourite joke

[@DavidBrowningBYD]

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

[@carop1981]

Best ever video 😍 happy fathers day to you both. You are both amazing guys. He us a lucky boy. Much love from the wirral xx

[@kategunther462]

🤣😂Come on Lance this video was hilarious. 😂😂❤️💕Love you both.

[@rickybrooks3655]

Congratulations to the both of you guys, Robbie has the best parents he could have been blessed with 💓 an happy father's day also

[@alexw9696]

This is amazing! Wish you three all the best!

[@emmaeckersley9677]

So happy to see lance in another video. Happy fathers day all.

[@danam5938]

Hysterical! Well done, gents! Got a good chuckle out of this... mostly watching Tom’s reaction to the jokes! Love you boys.

[@antarianchapman8285]

Seeing these two happy is my everything

[@Jamieprv]

Tom to Lance. “Direct yourself”. 😂😂

[@cherries630]

Poor Robbie he’s gonna grow up with not one but TWO DADS telling dad jokes

[@cMethoDx]

I love these; I snort laughed at a few of them thanks Tom & Lance :D

[@reshmapatel325]

I've loved every single joke. They were brilliant and I love Lance too

[@carvinvillamor461]

I miss your vlogs Tom. I've been very busy this past month but yey I can watch it again. 😊

[@poundjack]

I love this. Do more videos with Lance ❤️

[@HannahHoney92345]

Yes always yes.

[@matthewvillanueva2205]

I’m 6 days old From seeing this video, and I was laughing with my siblings watching it with them. You guys are so inspirational

[@shelbygonzales5943]

Happy fathers day to you two!! You're amazing!

[@chillbrutha82]

"I can't sit this close to you." #ThingsAGayManShouldNeverSayToTomDaley

[@DanielLopez-cg8lp]

I just love how Tom finds them so funny... He made me laugh,,,I'm going to use some of thgem at our shows

[@licotto]

OMG thank you thank you thank you! I have been reading these to my roommates & friends for the last 40 minutes and I'm dying of laughter!!

[@liligomez7769]

Omg I laughed at these jokes. Thank you for making me laugh happy Father’s Day to you both. Much love 💕