The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.
@TheLT704 Жыл бұрын
Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding That makes them trans-parent... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@knyte8706 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@KabeeshS Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@uchennamartin7821 Жыл бұрын
@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍
@matthewmiller4747 Жыл бұрын
Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one" Forgets instantly.
@aprilgeneric8027 Жыл бұрын
me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕
@ATruckCampbell Жыл бұрын
@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂
@marvira Жыл бұрын
@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅
@johnanon658 Жыл бұрын
Ikr😅
@simon4043 Жыл бұрын
Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.
@mcalvrd6110 Жыл бұрын
These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.
@AutumnK Жыл бұрын
And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂
@jamiemarr1155 Жыл бұрын
The background is priceless!
@homoerectus744 Жыл бұрын
@@jamiemarr1155thnx!
@YeshuasLuVd1two Жыл бұрын
Truly 😂
@daledoe-baggins Жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo "Oatmeal" "Breakfast" More of him pleasee
@josie4065 Жыл бұрын
"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic
@darrylharris315410 ай бұрын
Right? And his delivery was spot on!
@Hejirah5 күн бұрын
didn't get that one! someone pls explaaain edit: it just hit me! lmaaao
@cecew.7050 Жыл бұрын
“Good employees are hard to find”🤣
@soclose2her Жыл бұрын
Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!
@PS3DJ09 Жыл бұрын
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off
@arightscepter10 ай бұрын
That's week
@MHG7429 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CasperJLT707 Жыл бұрын
No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug
@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын
Read the mugs
@weirdstashcat44379 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂
@greenclean3917 Жыл бұрын
Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!
@peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын
I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."
@dragons_red Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
Oh hell nahh
@galevalenti7759 Жыл бұрын
😂
@michawill6599 Жыл бұрын
Took me a while 🤣
@kippertrace5808 Жыл бұрын
I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''
@ellisonhamilton3322 Жыл бұрын
That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.
@PhilistineTheArtLuvr Жыл бұрын
Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.
@ianblack488910 ай бұрын
The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂
@anthonyrogers24 Жыл бұрын
My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies
@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын
I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch
@DeceptiveSS10 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter, had steaks.
@morisn4 ай бұрын
At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒
@a-bis-zett3 ай бұрын
so you had mis - steaks 😂
@vernfoss35343 ай бұрын
Hey
@maximeprometheas Жыл бұрын
THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.
@shaneh1003 Жыл бұрын
First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.
@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын
Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....
@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын
Pessimist says the glass is half empty. Optimist says the glass is half full. Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
@GreatJO9 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet
@classicalnaustrianeco62708 ай бұрын
Economist says a hose would be more efficient.
@dillonbrown1123 Жыл бұрын
The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.
@andrewbyrnes6389 Жыл бұрын
“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅
@simon4043 Жыл бұрын
0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.
@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын
There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂
@PhoenixTide69 Жыл бұрын
Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No? That's ok, it's tearable.
@Sharellie Жыл бұрын
Love it 😂
@kelimutscheller1960 Жыл бұрын
Great work with the mugs Love all of this
@dragons_red Жыл бұрын
Love the outrageous sunglasses
@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын
They are polarizing huh?
@felixalmeida481 Жыл бұрын
You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉
@dewimatthews603711 ай бұрын
What did you operate on mrs smith for? Five hundred dollars. No, what did she have? Five hundred dollars!
@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын
I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!
@nikhils9262 Жыл бұрын
Buh I'm 17😶
@ThorstenDrews Жыл бұрын
So you're still a faux pa!
@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын
@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?
@ThorstenDrews Жыл бұрын
@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀
@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын
@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊
@michelleadamchak1330 Жыл бұрын
Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!
@wukilla8ee Жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You
@p.pardus84248 ай бұрын
I literally just got it!
@jamiemarr1155 Жыл бұрын
The gluestick!!! LOLOL
@jackgeary6928 Жыл бұрын
This is pure solid gold. Love it.
@shadowdoomrobotnik Жыл бұрын
Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him! *Oatmeal rules*
@cynthiawadeson884311 ай бұрын
Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!
@Drekon009 Жыл бұрын
I laughed at the Bank Balance joke
@jessicap2144 Жыл бұрын
As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol
@ServeMySoul777 Жыл бұрын
I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.
@arlenewilliams3718 Жыл бұрын
Talent !
@valkylva Жыл бұрын
The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂
@Threedog196320 күн бұрын
Good employees are hard to find. As a retired postal worker, I fully support that sentiment.
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
Well done!!!!!
@willg.7775 Жыл бұрын
Helarious
@ExtremelyRadiant Жыл бұрын
I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉
@Sharellie Жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!
@emjaybee9934 Жыл бұрын
What do you call a scary bee? A BooBee...
@peterwuelfing Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@hoomanAdnan Жыл бұрын
One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆
@ernesthofmeister305410 ай бұрын
I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!
@tonyvalle23109 ай бұрын
I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!
@ToBeAnnounced20249 ай бұрын
🤣
@dee52749 ай бұрын
I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut
@JavierPerez-hr5vo6 ай бұрын
she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker
@oc2phish075 ай бұрын
These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.
@thearchie358 Жыл бұрын
You should write a book. Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!
@alberttang7641 Жыл бұрын
2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.
@clairee4939 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol
@DiscipleofVenser1992 Жыл бұрын
When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.
@jjdwnbyci Жыл бұрын
Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it
@heidiWava Жыл бұрын
So many golden nuggets!
@lynnegoudzwaard6416 Жыл бұрын
Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.
@wrecklessdaath3 ай бұрын
that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤
@SophiaJordan-cp5np5 ай бұрын
Can’t get enough of these men.
@sarajanesmith3892 Жыл бұрын
Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂
@homoerectus744 Жыл бұрын
Secret writer, Steven Wright?
@Hejirah5 күн бұрын
the landlord joke lol
@adriand2895 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂
@arightscepter10 ай бұрын
That's staggering :)
@benrough94 Жыл бұрын
Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤
@RyuHazaki Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊
@scottbaker9200 Жыл бұрын
Classics! Keep’em commin’
@user-rr6uz5do6x Жыл бұрын
Well, that brought me to tears.
@EFCLARK Жыл бұрын
Excellent. Just Excellent
@EdgyHedgy054 ай бұрын
The magician one was unreal
@MsTara007 Жыл бұрын
I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you
@dassyareg7587 Жыл бұрын
How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor
@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын
You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆
@jl81383 ай бұрын
The Forrest Gump joke may be the best joke of all time
@urex17179 ай бұрын
I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow. That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.
@azizscurrim97134 ай бұрын
You guys are just awesome 😂
@marcysmith28518 ай бұрын
Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂
@larryperry5696 Жыл бұрын
I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)
@nickcellino150310 ай бұрын
Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.
@amegatron07 Жыл бұрын
The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.
@AndersPuschel10 ай бұрын
I wanted to donate my organs, but it turns out most churches already have one.
@arightscepter10 ай бұрын
You'll have to better organize
@TeaWithTheAuthor Жыл бұрын
TikTok parodies, I love them.
@dickrichard5579 Жыл бұрын
This was great
@richiespinelli56058 ай бұрын
Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅
@thisisnotforalltosee18758 ай бұрын
The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁
@lilnallie05 Жыл бұрын
This is my favourite thing
@KasaiRayquaza8 ай бұрын
The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.
@ClauGutierrezY10 ай бұрын
This channel makes me happy
@donaldkasper83468 ай бұрын
This set was overall quite good.
@brianreaves781610 ай бұрын
Love this best stuff on KZbin..
@TwistedSister12344 ай бұрын
I love the straight faces, the disguises, the WAG jackets, and just now, the awesome smiley faces of Logan and the guy with the red ‘tache, breaking through on that rare occasion. Are Logan and he brothers?
@Imru_gamer Жыл бұрын
Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜
@elleret Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆 I loved this!!!
@sneeuwwolf1176 Жыл бұрын
Probably the best series on TiKTube. All the garbage from gen y and z. This is refreshing
@kellidinit3725 Жыл бұрын
Ok, let me add my dad’s favorite. Dad :Knew a guy that bowled 301. Innocent bystander: you can’t bowl a 301. Dad: he bowled 300, and won.
@MrTruckerf Жыл бұрын
Dad: I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one. Son: He could not have bowled a three hundred and one. Dad: You can't bowl a 300 and lose. Son: Mom said you aren't my real dad.
@kellidinit3725 Жыл бұрын
@@MrTruckerf 😂😂
@FroisonControl5 ай бұрын
I am using that step-ladder one haha
@morisn4 ай бұрын
Dammed, watching this, I said to myself I was going to keep that deadpan expression but couldn't 'hold' it for a minute.
@Papa-fv1rn9 ай бұрын
LOVE THE GEN-A!!!!
@user-fx1mc3jv3q2 ай бұрын
Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨