Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Honest John vs. Deloor | All Def

[@cashkearns]

Honest John: *coughs 100 times after dab* "Yeah smooth"

[@anonym7990]

Cash Kearns was looking for this comment XD

[@briannamarz9343]

Cash Kearns that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Magix71092]

Post this on worldstar..

[@mpsouth-blue1327]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@assumegaming3677]

Not very honest eh?😂

[@stueyretro]

Can we have a Round 2 with these guys!?

[@DeloorJames]

StueySquarepants We Should!!

[@versecontro4898]

How do i like this more than once?

[@doydivision3984]

Ikr

[@manofhistime7388]

They died

[@rajparmar9866]

@@manofhistime7388 😂😂

[@dontbestupid6664]

i love when people cough up a lung and then say "its smooth." LOL.

[@wellingtonlewis9040]

Exactly

[@ztd4207]

Kinda the point

[@DrRedAxel]

Just means they didn’t feel it going down just like booze

[@paramountx]

LMAO

[@michaeldanielpaisleyhender399]

My little brother started doing this any time he donates lung tissue after chiefing, after I showed him this lol 👏

[@anicetune]

The funniest jokes are the most offensive. That's why comedy's such a dangerous game, unless you have an audience of grandmas.

[@90min_nutmegs]

this dude just called us an audience of grandmas

[@shanieg7031]

Oh shi😂😂😂

[@Nikkibl0m]

or college students

[@blahblah-sg4yj]

or karens

[@psphackerable]

Or millennials

[@Stokie99]

the last joke so good they just gave him the win

[@Heavenly-Drakian]

there was no topping it

[@gorka7509]

That delivery was priceless

[@ahmedehab_11]

Racism works here too

[@alverofathir]

I didnt get it

[@tyreesejohnson9032]

It's the best joke ever said on dad jokes

[@originalsponge4748]

"I have the body of a 25 year old" "but it's in my refrigerator" I'm crying

[@seanm5425]

I don't get it.

[@MrDylan102]

really

[@nanayaa2805]

Blue Gator it means be has a dead 25 year old in bis fridge

[@originalsponge4748]

Nana Yaa no Fucking shit. nvm you ruined the joke

[@welpurp]

+OriginalSponge simmer down. They were explaining it to the other commenter.

[@XxKasperShiftxX]

I honestly thought Honest John was gonna die after that hit lol

[@chan-l]

XxKasperShiftxX it weren't a hit 😂

[@courtney2427]

XxKasperShiftxX 😭😭😭😭

[@rogerpainter2968]

XxKasperShiftxX sane

[@Raminajib]

XxKasperShiftxX it was smooth bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@viperrkoseveryone]

wat was that hit?

[@meemaylovebeejays]

Imagine having a grandpa like that.

[@adrianc1496]

Captain Obvious that shit would lit as fuck 😂

[@meemaylovebeejays]

SheenTheBean "Aye yo gramps! Pass the blunt!"

[@badabadaaa]

Captain Obvious hahahahaha

[@rebeccakinnaman1803]

I do have a grandpa like that and he's the greatest 😂😂

[@croatiabrother162]

Already have one like that.😂

[@matthewharvey8755]

This is Dad jokes for dads.... Not dad jokes for their teenage daughter. I was laughing nonstop man. Give us more of these two!

[@davidbradlee3718]

The best thing to date a homeless woman... hahaha 🤣🤣

[@thebestaim6836]

old white guy: "i don't know" hears the joke coughs ;"ok.. ok"

[@BlackOdin27]

lol this honestly might have been the best one

[@RIJOhc]

BlackOdin27 hell nah the first one was legendary

[@1TakeDrake]

BlackOdin27 teddy vs doboy was dope

[@BraceInc]

the first one is unbeatable

[@zaytovengg]

BlackOdin27 i think this one was the best

[@musicbykg]

I agree this one is the best, because the jokes are actually funny, and they're not trying too hard...

[@netwant03]

I feel like the old white guy been telling these jokes for years.

[@nillabeany]

kid flash I feel like he was the creator of these jokes.

[@megamixa]

He does comedy here and there, mostly off the cuff jokes.

[@vicksburg92]

kid flash he use to be on Comic View.

[@BrokenRobot3K]

kid flash one of the funniest dudes to do comicview

[@tDames]

He was in Foolish with Master P and Eddie Griffin and he Popped up on The Wash with Dre and Snoop too

[@FelixFlizzy]

Best jokes so far

[@sankturban291]

Absolutely

[@GHOST-vu6ux]

I feel bad for John cuz he’s laughing at his own jokes and giving his opponent points lol

[@SILENTDEATH1415]

They gave they white guy like 7 points at the end lls but they both was funny asf

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

I think he never went there for the competition. He just wanted to let loose

[@TotalImmort7l]

@@thanglongnguyenvu3815 _because he's honest John..._

[@RejectedSpiritX]

And he still ended up winning

[@ImanisMommy]

Omg..... he was like “umm that’s gonna get us shut down”, lol.

[@FiLipiNoJezus]

courtney hopkins lmao damn grandpa coming with the heat unfiltered

[@eerereps]

😆 That Michael Jackson joke!

[@irismerah]

What does it mean?

[@darnelllemons5701]

Best one😂😂😂

[@CrisSlvyz]

Bruh!!!! These damn jokes 😂😂😂 that Michael Jackson joke took the cake for me

[@fabianzazueta5806]

I thaught it was a rape joke 😂😂?

[@blackphilIip]

eerereps u could just hear Teddy’s laugh in the back

[@ianrodriguez4398]

this has been the best one lmaooo the oldies are even more hardcore than the other guys

[@clt.fabian]

Ian Rodriguez I

[@oshane833]

I'm done at 3:38... " they just beat the shit out of the room for being black" 😂😂

[@SharunoYO]

LMFAO

[@jurgenjaho4364]

shane kingpain101 😂😂😂😂

[@LunarySSF2]

that was amazing lmao

[@johancakep]

Honest John: "I used to be an altar boy.. BUT THAT SHIT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" *Narrator: "that shit happened"*

[@hellw95818]

Hahahahaahhhahahhhhahahahaahhahwhhahwhhwhwhhahhahhqhahhahahahahahhahahahahjahahahahjahahaha

[@jrexx2841]

Logic: The older you are=The quality the jokes are

[@dawnlee866]

Yes😂😂😂

[@AtodaZ23]

Honest John was fucking hilarious lmaooo

[@feliciasteele2261]

Jay Jay and high as fuck too lol but it was pretty funny

[@Ayplus]

Incredibly

[@matas329]

Jay ii

[@westie5163]

Jay I

[@bdoggdf7020]

Jay True dat

[@tobybrazil6619]

"That's gonna get us shut down" lmao

[@Notvirggy]

Toby Brazil son I was so 💀💀💀💀

[@gucciflipflopwearin355]

These joke are the least "dad" type jokes ive ever heard!! 😂 😂 this some drunk inappropriate uncle shit

[@NickThorbjørnsen2207]

GucciFlipFlopWearin The uncle your family doesn't talk to anymore due to some material found on his search history?

[@Angie-ze6yx]

but there savage af 😂

[@stonie8113]

GucciFlipFlopWearin 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!! Right on the money with that one.

[@johnesparza9149]

GucciFlipFlopWearin never said they were going to be dad jokes

[@Fyroah]

It said Dab jokes ehh

[@Rhron]

The old guy surely brought out the big guns.

[@ryanglenn7878]

"Your mom can't take a joke" I about died laughing

[@Zephead10]

The reason this is the funniest it's because these guys are actually dad's 😂😂

[@nzglegoli]

Yeah. They're grand dads.

[@zenitsuthunder3946]

Hahahaha

[@thegiantpumpkin5903]

I've not laughed at a single joke told by anyone of these videos yet but these two had me in stitches

[@joneh9483]

Especially that michael jackson one

[@drew7656]

That body in a refrigerator joke had me DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RejectedSpiritX]

istayup I see what you did there.

[@questorbit3303]

that was just daaaaamn cold .

[@753238]

so you're in the fridge?

[@godson2381]

i didn't get that one..am i too young?

[@amdaglobdger9238]

They dont call him "Honest John" for no reason 😂😂😂

[@BangMaster96]

Racist jokes are always the funniest

[@nikolajames3654]

D'Mario 2000 they are

[@OrekVonLichtenstein]

@@dmo1k656 More butthurt than a pornstar.

[@freakishgaming1146]

D'Mario 3rdEye 2000 tf did mayo do to you

[@fvrs3411]

D'Mario 3rdEye 2000 You need a good father boy

[@fvrs3411]

Oh wait

[@skinnybirdo]

Michael Jackson: **smiles in his grave**

[@elijahredden]

I'm crying. Watched this in bed while my wife was sleeping and she woke up angry. I guess she can't take a joke either.

[@collieleafman3089]

lol

[@gem4eva]

This comment is old but I guess you can say she slept on those jokes 😅

[@MarileeNumbers]

😳 I’m sorry to hear that.

[@Alasdee62]

But therefore then the usual

[@prohn3898]

The Black Cruise Joke had me dying

[@SalandFindles]

I literally didn't get it until a few minutes later. I had to walk away and think about it, then come back and Google it. LOL

[@soundaholixx]

"That's racist dude" > Keeps laughing 😂

[@dkajj]

Which is how it should be. Who cares? It was funny, that's comedy gold. 💯 They both win, IMO

[@hhairball9]

This was definitely my favorite so far! Do more with these two!

[@redapple360]

0:57 " you look like a crackhead" haha sounds like Patrick. He cant control himself. He is addicted to roasting others, even if its elders lmao.

[@tiffanysmith9067]

I'm pretty sure he said "you did it like a crackhead" referring to the way he hit the rig. Funny as fuck either way but why tf did he have to hit it like that 😭😂

[@IsaacLikesGames]

Old people tell the funniest jokes.

[@india3123]

Isaac Boaz old people dont care😂

[@Dbjjr26]

Because they dont give a fuck. They're like kill me I'm getting bored anyways

[@trevorsosa]

This ended racism

[@officialszabobeatz]

100

[@tim14034]

That's what make it good

[@mightymouse5029]

Black people are hilarious white people are hilarious full stop!

[@ferrydenferryden7865]

Trevor Sosa why so but hurt

[@GanjaFreedomForAll]

Oh the irony lol

[@m-4682]

That Kermit joke got me in tears

[@cameroncunningham898]

6:08 killed me🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@todd2962]

“That’s gonna get us shut down” lol

[@lanijabrown6695]

*coughs up a lung* yeah smooth 😂😂😂 I lost it then

[@PituBear]

Lanija Brown LOOOOOL

[@famousdeq]

Same

[@WingoTribe704]

I lost it

[@zariyahrakari7181]

Get Honest John his own segment ok? lol

[@biggybwana6304]

Best jokes so far. Cold shit.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Biggy Bwana how many hookers can you fit in a garage? Two more if I move my car.

[@joshuabarrios2789]

*Lmfaooo this is the most funny one of this series so far.* 😂😂😂

[@isaachodges6856]

“It’s starting to get personal”😂😂

[@massahgalebole8957]

Anyone hear Teddy laugh 😂😂👋🏾 @5:06

[@asitrai2614]

His laugh is so contagious.

[@aaronwilliams8893]

Massah Galebole I thought it was Jinx 😂😂

[@muazqamar]

Massah Galebole I was gonna comment the same thing bro!! lol

[@seanm5425]

HAHAHAHA THAT MAN IS THE BEST!

[@taphax4211]

@6:17 too😂😂😂

[@aesop2020]

I love how John says “Okaayyy” after every joke.

[@RogueSniperGaming]

That homeless women joke was gold

[@deadsh0t285]

lmfao humor went so dark everyone in the room was shook

[@4036alex]

That man walked in that room completely unaware his jokes were way to mild for John 🤣

[@gilone1984]

This is the best one so far

[@leroyrobinson7018]

yoo Honest John has no filter. he doesn't care where the jugular is, he's going for it

[@yondellanthony5199]

These two of the coolest old dudes ever

[@Alirican321]

2019 and this is missed. Bring it back especially these 2.

[@muntadar-albahadily]

The best one ever.. I wish This old man was my father honestly Especially after the Michael Jackson joke

[@Dphunks]

This is what we miss you todays PC, the old guys dont care if someone gets offended by what they say

[@cpt.j9751]

not coming at you but, I'm sick of mf using that line as an excuse for being an asshole or just stuck on stupid. This show is not real life, it is a CONTROLLED setting. in real life you have to be responsible for your actions. Ya'll remedial mf's watch way too much TV and "Staged" shit to be confused with real life.

[@007Fusiion]

Pedro Guilherme Almeida Carvalho the reason we are offended today is because of what they said

[@fr9874]

@@itz_akuma Exactly, both men in the video are adults and for the sake of telling jokes and making each other laugh put morals and ethics and personal feelings to the side, They understand that it is not serious like all these PCs should do but do not!

[@qasimahmed3301]

Jokes always depend on your audience. If someone can't take a good joke, then be respectful enough and have mercy. PC started when the Internet got popular.

[@reypalpatine916]

@@qasimahmed3301 No, it's the reverse. Your audience depends on your jokes. If you like no filter jokes find that comedian. I'd you prefer jokes that don't touch certain subjects go to that comedian. Censoring everyone gets you nowhere.

[@justkeepitanonymous419]

Honest John laughs like he ran out of breath half way through lol

[@oldcomic1]

Man I was fucked up. Happy 4/20

[@DELOOR51TGC]

oldcomic1 hahaha. Very!! #SmokeYoursCrew

[@oldcomic1]

😎🍠🎆👍

[@ScottyTownsend91]

Best episode by far. REAL dad jokes are something not mean for all ears. The clean ones are just puns to get us through the day. But when we get together it’s something over the top 🤣

[@bigpops886]

I'm so glade there's no offended people, finally 😂

[@BruceBigDaddyWayne1]

This was funny as hell. better than the other ones. more Honest John.

[@TheChelsiWaters]

yeah smooth! lol

[@6fine201]

Queen Chelsi that had me weak

[@Ayplus]

Lol. He almost died

[@seanmayo5130]

Queen Chelsi i never laughed so hard

[@eXcommunicate1979]

Fuck, been there.

[@sidneyalberts2916]

>Takes multiple tokes< >Chokes and coughs like he's dying< "Yea, smooooth"

[@JaySpoonn]

Yo when John hit it I felt that! hahahahahahahahaha "YOU DON"T CAUGH YOU DON'T GET OFF"

[@sonnybill8271]

About to die 0:40 “Yeah Smooth” 😂 lol

[@karkesyc]

Daaamn they're good.

[@tylermitchell0398]

2:41 DA BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN WEEKS

[@Ayplus]

@0:56 - "You look like a crackhead" . .lmao

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Now THAT'S racist. Funny though.

[@SSKMusicBeats]

Homie looked like Pookie when he was relapsing lol

[@andredickerson5800]

You could tell that was Pat😂

[@aslyndream_chaysuh6641]

“But that shii never happened to me”😂😂 John funny af

[@lukeforge2778]

"thats gona get us shut down" is legendary 😭

[@underratedcamm]

3:25 The most sarcastic laugh ever😂😂

[@kaseyhoffpauir1005]

"You look like a crack head" I lost it 😂

[@jenjen630]

"Your mom can't take a joke" i'm dying😂

[@sports4160]

This is literally dad's jokes with 2 dads telling jokes

[@bossman4807]

“So i gave him a glass of water”🤣🤣

[@emifisa]

this was intense, i can see the veteran play hard here...go away childrens, grandpa is coming

[@2Cerealbox]

I love old hippies.

[@b0lkan]

I like how John laughs at EVERYTHING, that makes it even funnier.

[@MavrikUSMC]

Honest John got those "Gryffindor" points at the end. 😂

[@TheDezod]

This is the best dad joke video on this channel. PERIOD

[@TheTribalFreshie]

Honest Jons black jokes are the funniest 😂😂

[@badabadaaa]

TheTribalFreshie yeah but they ain't even offensive

[@eXcommunicate1979]

That's the best part.

[@briananelof10]

*michael jackson* XD im dead

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Jayce So is Michael Jackson

[@zandercotter]

I’m really sorry I don’t get it can somebody explain

[@sire2336]

@@drunozeko4332 he had vitiligo but idk if he also bleached his skin, he said he didnt though

[@Blackman19498]

@@zandercotteridk if you still needs the joke explained to you 4 years later, but I will anyway,he is saying Mj is the white guy because his skin color has changed over the years..😊

[@DestinyHeroww]

goddamn! John took it all the way home! this oldie be brutal as all hell 😂😂😂 we NEED more of him 😂😂😂

[@damotoneko1500]

He got so many points for the michael jackson joke XD

[@samueljumb4379]

The old white man was killling it lmao

[@artdaprophet8348]

Smoked with Honest John before coolest white guy ever....Funny asf too....

[@FelFree]

Oh word ?

[@peterpetigrew2869]

Racist

[@braysthedead9547]

I watch so much add I could recognize Teddy's laugh when he did the Chris brown joke 😁

[@muazqamar]

Braymisunderstood Genius SAME!!

[@Tanerion]

It's unmistakable. Sounds like a sea lion getting tazed in short bursts.

[@cello_thomaz1557]

Tanerion 💀💀💀💀

[@blankmandastankman]

sounds like after the rapper says 'it's like a jungle sometimes'

[@scooby9703]

I showed my boss this at work and she gave me a raise because she pissed her pants laughing hella hard thanks add best one yet!!!😂😂👌👍👏

[@achimoppa9999]

I just got fired for doing so... he cant take joke... 3 dick is ok i guess...

[@thatguy-ud4qm]

No you didnt

[@shantanulokhande1792]

man coughs to near death and says : "YEA, SMOOTH". 😂😂

[@michaels2136]

4:12 Anyone else say "WOOOOO, GOOD MORNIN' LADIES!"

[@SuperSnoer]

"You like that shit man?"

[@zozobooi6555]

I got a gang of that shit man

[@sephiroth8377]

We'll go to the park after dark and smoke dat tumbleweeeeed

[@loserlonerlexi6076]

i fucking love Honest John💚👍😂 That old fucker is comedy gold!

[@MikkosFree]

I honestly pray this replaces rap battles.

[@everbeatz_]

Pat Stay

[@FelFree]

😂😂😂😂😂 rap battles is where UnderGround HipHop is Vary alive at ... But I definitely got the humor

[@PentaCrab]

Epic Joke Battles of History

[@ajalonsmith8623]

that the best one I ever watch so far

[@BraceInc]

the first one is unbeatable

[@RuebenVlogs]

3:18 “ that’s racist man “ 😂

[@hoodtv0911]

And Was chilling like he said nothing Wrong lmao 😂😂😂

[@ms.knowledgeall9918]

This is my all time favorite Dad Jokes video! BRING BACK HONEST JON

[@Mani.15.]

U can always hear teddy rays laughter in the background 😭😭😂

[@spinakker14]

I'm so sorry for laughing my ass of... these jokes were terrible and funny at the same time

[@2bagel_882]

*off*

[@RaleighDewan]

yea, smooth. I died twenty seconds in.

[@the_almighty_niggathor_gli2197]

Yo more honest John def we love this crazy old hippie 😂😂😂😂

[@hoodtv0911]

When Jon said let's bring out the big Guns 😂😂 I knew right then them jokes was about to be F*cked up lmao 😂😂