I hope you guys enjoyed the OSFirstTimer overload of videos over the last few days. There won't be any more videos for about 4 more days now, but there will be another overload of videos coming after that. These daily uploads are not our new upload schedule, although we will be doing at least 4 videos per month from now on.
@spring94267 жыл бұрын
OSFirstTimer Thanks for making it it 4 Vids a month! :)
@jessiegamer12597 жыл бұрын
OSFirstTimer Hoii! i like your videos
@musicbugbear7 жыл бұрын
OSFirstTimer hi philip
@MoistCat20167 жыл бұрын
Do you have a twitter?
@Maxxica7 жыл бұрын
OSFirstTimer 2 videos in one day?!?? This is like the best week of my life XD
@crismenth7 жыл бұрын
'Maybe it can't recognize his American accent' Bill Gates is American Microsoft is American
@lucythedachshund67936 жыл бұрын
Lol
@engineerbot5 жыл бұрын
Bill Gates: I see the problem. Microsoft: OH DO YA?!
@CocoTheMii4 жыл бұрын
@Noahmoahreal No, she said American.
@CreeperDaGuy4 жыл бұрын
@@halfsine DID U EVEN WATCH THE START OF THE VIDEO
@CreeperDaGuy4 жыл бұрын
@@ultraaatf yes
@secretivespider65877 жыл бұрын
the entire bee movie script but read into windows vista speech recognition
@solared3 жыл бұрын
this is my attempt on win10 It according to all known lots of by the Asian there is no way I'd be should be able looks like. In Windsor jewels Malta Guinness fell by we'll buy me off the ground. The be all scorers flights anyway because we is not clear what you must think is impossible. You all black yellow or black you'll black young black. More black and yell wet sewage up: all. Berry red roses really! Opening! Hang on a single. Whole? Beery? Gallon? Can you believe this is happening? It and I'll pick you up. What Ginger. Or he was as clear as your father paid good money for those. Sorry I'm excited. Here is a graduate will prone abuse on. Upper Federal court: all use. Mary prowled. Mark! I don't think you're in here. New Gartland on your son's. L! The answer me he! Went to us we will be a roll 118,000. By! Dairy herds, and you will start flying in the house! Hey Adam. He Beery. Is there was John? A little special day graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days green school three days high school. The honorable corps. Three days college I'm glad I had to go again hitch hiked around behind. You don't come bit different. Highbury. It, growing a moustache? works gonna. Cure about friendly? You. You're going to the funeral? No I'm not going. Everybody knows sting someone new and I. Don't waste it on was quarrel such a hard hat. And Ian Sinclair and his gunner the way. Alters incorporating an amusement park kingswood and. That's why we do need negligence. Boy he quite been a second under the circumstances. Well Ireland today we are the men. We all are! Be in a. Irina! Whole we're! aand thats all im saying cuz im not about to spend 2 hours of my time reciting the bee movie script
@jamesneale413 жыл бұрын
@@solared i
@5up3rp3rs0n7 жыл бұрын
"put dentist disappointment on my calendar." ~ Diana Adams, 2017
@owen98535 жыл бұрын
I laughter hysterically whilst reading this 🤣
@shadowrainbowyt23143 жыл бұрын
@@owen9853 "I laughter hysterically whilst reading this" - Owen, 2020
"What are we gonna do with his extra inch..."😂😂😂 Also if Diana wasn't in this clip it would be 98% less funny.
@backup_hdd7 жыл бұрын
"Jordi is now A Olivetti."
@smallerjester35447 жыл бұрын
Im crying. Im not even joking. I fell out of my chair eating noodles and I spilled them laughing.
@smallerjester35447 жыл бұрын
spilled on the floor*
@Xnoob5455 жыл бұрын
I almost drownfed
@shaimanoorzai91613 жыл бұрын
I couldn't eat my pizza 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ControlAltDEFEAT7 жыл бұрын
B A S E D E X T R A I N C H
@GWSNtheworld6 жыл бұрын
Control Alt Defeat Lol
@user-rs2gv4vk1g7 жыл бұрын
"Just a hot tin roof of the editor john is no god but he's got a" "extra inch"
@windowsvista79807 жыл бұрын
Well im late...
@gurseeritchahal13777 жыл бұрын
Windows Vista i thought your out of suport
@Amber_1236 жыл бұрын
Windows Vista I love you :)
@ZingOnMate6 жыл бұрын
Vista sucks.
@windowsxp75166 жыл бұрын
Windows Vista i like your speech recognition
@windowsxp75166 жыл бұрын
hapreet kaur no 5 years left
@vicr1237 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE WRITING A STORY BIT IS COMEDY GOLD :D
@stutavagrippa86907 жыл бұрын
Victor Tran he's the blue screen of death but making fun of your computer to put it PG
@pizzaboxer7 жыл бұрын
shit I tried to beat you :(
@kyoudaiken7 жыл бұрын
How good or bad is the Linux voice recognition? ;)
@pizzaboxer7 жыл бұрын
Does Linux even have voice recognition built-in?
@kyoudaiken7 жыл бұрын
I guess some distributions have.
@FrenchColette3 жыл бұрын
Dad: Lets do wholesome story Vista: *LETS NOT*
@wasd23337 жыл бұрын
open notepad **opens wordpad**
@lowqualityvideos80915 жыл бұрын
wasd2333 It’s notepad though
@starleaf-luna3 жыл бұрын
close enough
@someperson17673 жыл бұрын
WordPad is better than notepad anyway.
@BonnieBoi2 жыл бұрын
I like how speech recognition is still in Windows 11 to this day
@twixwithmilk-5000 Жыл бұрын
and the fact that it still uses the areo theme lol
@Connorplayer123 Жыл бұрын
@@twixwithmilk-5000 and it’s still horrible
@fireblaze30287 жыл бұрын
the new try not to laugh challenge
@99stem7 жыл бұрын
fireblaze3028 This one is atleast 10 times harder than others on KZbin.
@fireblaze30287 жыл бұрын
and you actually make people laugh
@fynnkarn-wadden2347 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@corneredtarget78277 жыл бұрын
fireblaze3028 i laughed so much XD
@not_darko6 жыл бұрын
Same for the review of the Mirage
@leigha_playz Жыл бұрын
Best quotes from this video: "John is no god but he has a legal and illegal gender reassignment" "Steal a packet of chips from Target"
@NazmusLabs7 жыл бұрын
Your channel, you, and your family have come a long way and is making these videos better and better! Keep it up, brother!
@idevicecollectorfilms2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite OSFirstTimer Videos!!! Even after 5 years!
@CocoTheMii3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe the legal one didn't work, so he wanted one that's a bit more intense."
@ItsDeckyah7 жыл бұрын
By far the funniest osft video ever! I'm only 10 mins in and I think I have to watch the rest tomorrow, I am laughing so much I might wake everyone in my house up hahaha
@TudorGruian7 жыл бұрын
Get an extra inch with Windows Speech Recognition
@feandesign7 жыл бұрын
An extra inch of what? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@TudorGruian7 жыл бұрын
I dunno I'm too small to know this stuff mate **pure sarcasm**
@ethanchow91707 жыл бұрын
ThDor45 i have something that's 9 inches..... my cheap windows tablet you dirty mind
@XeZrunner7 жыл бұрын
based extra inch
@TVPMLP7 жыл бұрын
dont get how its dirty?
@m9ddie5 жыл бұрын
I thought Diana said, “Well we know he likes *balls* now” *LMAO*
@anianii7 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s happening, but the toy car has turned into a Japanese boat. I haven’t laughed that much the entire month 😂😂
@AEFI2614 жыл бұрын
its 2022 and this video has been my favorite so far from 2018
@shaimanoorzai91613 жыл бұрын
@@AEFI261 SUS
@AEFI2613 жыл бұрын
@@shaimanoorzai9161 Reverse card
@AEFI2612 жыл бұрын
@Akhilesh Sattanathan ok fine
@winelectronic1012 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Speech Recognition actually debutted in Windows XP Tablet PC Edition, powering the same technology that used Microsoft Plus! for Windows XP. As such, while this is the first version to introduce Windows Speech Recognition natively, the original version was actually introduced in XP TPC for the dictation feature, and thus is probably even in a worse state from the Vista Speech Recognition. Also, Speech Recognition wasn't actually touched since Windows Vista (until recently with Voice Control for Windows 11 which is basically Speech Recognition's replacement).
@XPBytez Жыл бұрын
Debutted
@loganpajaro8490 Жыл бұрын
man, johnny and tony just love going to the shock. even after 6 years, they love electricity.
@toss.7 жыл бұрын
"meh, forget family stuff, LET'S MAKE THIS AN 18+ VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" * - computer*
@12pearcj7 жыл бұрын
"Dea vote why does Microsoft still insist own including spent state Rocco commission? I just tried this dues and fees software a when it is grateful Fusco postal for the stall" - Windows Speech Recognition. Translation: "Dear lord, why are Microsoft still including Windows Speech Recognition? I just tried this with the software and it is horrible".
@Tony_5157 жыл бұрын
This Japanese boat is not a toy. 🛶
@TaccRaccoon7 ай бұрын
Seems like speech recognition has come a long way since this, I mean, I’m just laying down in bed not even speaking too clearly right right now and it’s getting everything right
@Cyan4762 жыл бұрын
i laughed the part when speech recgonition typed "Jordi is now A Olivetti" it is so brickin funny dude
@jasonpillay6 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best episode! You should get your dad to be on more episodes.
@mattheww31167 жыл бұрын
Why does every video have the OSFirstTimer Advanced intro on them?
@cemops86607 жыл бұрын
i think he made a mistake
@XeZrunner7 жыл бұрын
Well isn't this supposed to be OsFirstTimer Advanced? It's not the same "checking out an OS"-style video, but it's more like "using Windows Speech Recognition".
@mattheww31167 жыл бұрын
***** good point thanks
@loganpaulvlogs28707 жыл бұрын
Hi
@cemops86607 жыл бұрын
sup nigga
@hill23006 ай бұрын
I find in my experience with an ok microphone (with no enhancement algorithms being run) and a training session or two, Windows Speech Recognition actually ran pretty well for me. The best part is that it 100% ran offline, as opposed to the built in dictation tool in Windows 10/11, and the Microsoft Voice Access tool in Windows 11, which is not only better for privacy but also helps it run a little faster than that too.
@evancrazyerror7 жыл бұрын
Wow, I literally just finished the last video! I think the overload of videos and then waiting a week/month is a better system then a fortnightly upload.
@knock2one3 жыл бұрын
going back to this video, it's still amazing.
@UltraCenterHQ Жыл бұрын
They really just wrote a whole anime arc about buying chips
@willowdoesvideos7 жыл бұрын
'Little jimmy went to the shocks' *instantly subscribes and likes the video*
@18436Melissa2 жыл бұрын
Notepad: _"Just a hot tin roof of the editor john is no god but he's got a"_ Garfield: _Pardon?_
@VkTG-gf8go5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed so much in my entire life!!! 😂😂😂😂
@lordanjucero7 жыл бұрын
From no uploads, to monthly uploads, to daily, to 2 TIMES A DAY?! You're spoiling us.
@unavailable15955 жыл бұрын
Diana: Open Notepad. Ben: I'm supposed to do it! *seconds later* Ben: You open something else. ...............0_0
@hendrikdio7 жыл бұрын
funny things: 8:27 "Jaunty us to get based extra inch" 10:11 "Jordi is now a oveletti"
@justarandomgamer984 жыл бұрын
And the illegal gender reassignment
@cooki98076 жыл бұрын
i almost laughed to death because of the line jordi is now a Olivetti.
@aideno5169 ай бұрын
8:18 that laugh 😂😂
@ThePixelPolygon7 жыл бұрын
You can insert a period by saying 'period'. You can start a new paragraph by saying 'new paragraph'.
@Inkydink2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip Matt!
@secretivespider65877 жыл бұрын
I loved speech recognition in Vista! I thought it was the most amazing thing, the future even!
@XeZrunner7 жыл бұрын
8:27 Diana's reaction is priceless XDDDDDDDD
@yeppiidev4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@megahdrive6 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite OSfirsttimer video!
@spakwi7 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed this much in my life!
@coldernnine52036 жыл бұрын
So um .
@Sunny_chips4 жыл бұрын
Yep me too
@Drago19957 жыл бұрын
you guys are uploading allot :o i like it tho :). i tried using speech recondition with windows 10 but it's a train wreck as well XD
@thefoxguy3 жыл бұрын
For me even the speech recognition for vista worked 100% perfect, it could be because of my epic quality microphone tho.
@retiutheproto4 ай бұрын
hi fox
@hill23003 ай бұрын
yeah the quality of mic helps a lot with speech recognition, but make sure it doesn't have any kind of background cancelling thing.. that kinda thing throws speech recognition waaay off.
@__.AE.__7 жыл бұрын
"Jordy is now an Olivetti."
@KalYonder7 жыл бұрын
This was teased in the Weekly Chat. I'll watch it now. I'm sure it'll be funny as hell :D
@supernova22x7 жыл бұрын
I love these videooos! You are one of my favourites youtubers, thank you for entretaining me!
@someidiot4311Ай бұрын
reminds me of the scene from the it crowd when denholm screams "HELLO COMPUTER"
@themandel20177 жыл бұрын
Mum Tries Out Windows 10 S (2017)
@XeZrunner7 жыл бұрын
She could do all the tasks, all the Windows Accessories like Notepad or Calculator exist.
@XeZrunner7 жыл бұрын
But considering how she hasn't tried the final build of Windows 10, maybe she could give it a go with focus on the UI design and usability?
@bharakhal4507 жыл бұрын
Icy Yager The S stands for stupid
@benherrle94267 жыл бұрын
no! surface
@winelectronic101 Жыл бұрын
@@benherrle9426 The OS is a scam that is pointless and tries to imitate IOS-like control.
@backup_hdd7 жыл бұрын
I *literally* thought "what a relief" when the computer shut down, just before he said "relief", whoa, spooky!
@crazycomicsincHidden7 жыл бұрын
Atleast ben Tried.
@starleaf-luna7 ай бұрын
illegal exhaustion sounds like a euphemism
@neptux74653 жыл бұрын
I love how the old OSFirstTimer outro gave everyone epilepsy
@Moviesxp2 жыл бұрын
"Jungle July 1st" I almost laughed that a drop of my drink went up my nose
@izzyhopeunlisted7 жыл бұрын
This is how bad movies with confusing plots were made
@ThejewelCraft01007 жыл бұрын
Do you guys remember that episode of the IT Crowd where Moss and Roy told Denholm his computer had speech recognition?
@feandesign7 жыл бұрын
Hello? Computer? HELLO!?
@lapinnhd23067 жыл бұрын
2 uploads one day?!? I LOVE IT!
@fabian6514.cr37 жыл бұрын
2 VIDEOS TODAY !?!?!?!?!?!?!??
@ultimat3gam3bg957 жыл бұрын
マリオ 6514 IKRR
@OsFirstTimer7 жыл бұрын
I was meant to hold this episode back for one more day but I had to upload it early to prevent it clashing with something else I need to use the computer for tomorrow.
@ultimat3gam3bg957 жыл бұрын
OSFirstTimer You can set when it to upload in KZbin......
@fabian6514.cr37 жыл бұрын
Ultimat3Gam3BG True
@fabian6514.cr37 жыл бұрын
OSFirstTimer You can "schedule" videos
@ramoun76337 жыл бұрын
my favorite channel on youtube.
@RinsaVuIIer5 жыл бұрын
"It has to make sense" Like it ever made sense to begin with.
@youtubeuser85227 жыл бұрын
My experience is completely unlike this. I would hardly consider Windows Speech Recognition in Windows Vista to be a train wreck.
@fynnkarn-wadden2347 жыл бұрын
"Was to send that Contindi category" -Mac OS beach recognition "why isn't this in the comedy category" -Google speech recognition "Why Isn't This In The Comedy Category" -Real Typing
@inter5277 жыл бұрын
i almost choked on a chip laughing
@jacklugibihl72405 жыл бұрын
Next time, chole on a BUCKET of chips, it's alot better.
@bitterlemonboy3 жыл бұрын
IT'S CALLED A CRISP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@hunterklowss2 жыл бұрын
@@jacklugibihl7240 Yes let’s chole on chips
@dnb56612 жыл бұрын
@@bitterlemonboy Canadian here, it's chips.
@scratch-agunner2 жыл бұрын
next you're gonna tell me you kicked your toy car off your bed laughing
@UCWjF-rlGGWBHxEPLGJXZBoA6 жыл бұрын
How to improve Speech Recognition: Read more So, first right-click on the speech box and click "Help improve speech recognition..." button and then follow instructions shown on screen. Note: As you speak, you must follow what it says to do.
@MORBLEE3 жыл бұрын
I am in 2021: this never gets old
@MORBLEE2 жыл бұрын
And I’m back in 2022.
@childishbeat7 жыл бұрын
I'd love OSFirstTimer to do things such as Mum Tries Out Scratch.
@TravisTev7 жыл бұрын
27:32: Forget Appearance and Personalization, it's those damn Adherents and the SMS Ocean you should be concerned about!
@JibplayzYT2 жыл бұрын
This is the most hilarious windows Vista video I've seen
@rainxa7 жыл бұрын
THIS CRAXKED ME UP, THANKS GOR THE GOLD
@someidiot4311Ай бұрын
this is a masterpiece
@wvyduck7 жыл бұрын
im proud, 2 vids in 1 day
@youtubeuser85225 жыл бұрын
"Everybody knows that Windows Vista Speech Recognition was terrible." You lie.
@ceestimmerman97857 жыл бұрын
Windows 10 did not know Star Wars, last time i tried, even after training it twice.
@corrupt_homie85313 жыл бұрын
They should have put a download link to the story
@Winlonghorn_iso5 жыл бұрын
In the first 2 seconds Ben looked at the camera very awkwardly
@TravisM22343 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard when Jaunty maids some illegal exhaustion out
@smc4154 ай бұрын
At this point, i'm convinced this video is just a cognitohazard that makes you laugh uncontrollably Also, "Little Jonny had to get a sex change"
@alvzcizzler7 жыл бұрын
Early Cortana, Windows Vista had this early version of Cortana.
@blazeanderson26577 жыл бұрын
Dianna's Laugh @ 8:32 I am dying
@Bremmybrem60022 жыл бұрын
the half of the video just for writting a document.. its so funny
@TuckerWoolsey7 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDD I DIED LUAGHING WHEN THE DAD TRYED SAYING THE STORY IN NOATPAD AND IT GOT IT WRONG
Where os the part where he is talking about siri sending messages about kids kidnapping dads and being released by priests the next day?
@GundhamTanaka26 жыл бұрын
"Best story to ever story" ~Kitty's from Japan "A little stupid, (Dramatic Pause...) but good."~Woomy
@dragonmist66997 жыл бұрын
I have no idea where that store is but I'm getting my car and bucket of checks somewhere else. Although the extra inch could be interesting.
@bitterlemonboy3 жыл бұрын
In windows 10 this feature is actually quite useful and works well if you train it first.
@bitterlemonboy3 жыл бұрын
NVM I take that back.
@emTom7 жыл бұрын
These videos are keep on comin'. Awesome!
@blackcombthehedgehog79174 жыл бұрын
6:09-6:10 He said this: You will be removed from this planet. We are the real humans. Philip Adams Philip is an alien and we will all die because of him.
@FrogToTheFrog11 ай бұрын
Open notepad Open notepad Open notepad Open notepad Open notepad
@AssociateMinisterReserveDeacon3 жыл бұрын
A. OSFirstTimer please a create a video playlist named Diana's Operating System Reviews. B. OSFirstTimer please a create a video playlist named Diana's Software Reviews. C. OSFirstTimer please a create a video playlist named Dad's Operating System Reviews. D. OSFirstTimer please a create a video playlist named Dad's Software Reviews. E. OSFirstTimer I enjoy Diana's non technical prospective when it comes to reviewing software and operating systems. Diana brings up good points on logic and first time setup. F. OSFirstTimer I enjoy your KZbin Channel because of the following reasons listed below. 1. I get a real world prospective of a normal non technical user. 2. I get a real world prospective of technical support to a non technical user. . G. OSFirstTimer Please keep up the great work. H. OSFirstTimer please continue to get on life's stage and let your Godly inner light shine. Please continue to climb life's ladder and let the world see The Great and Wonderful Gifts, Talents, and Treasures that are inside of you. I. OSFirstTimer You Go Girl!!! J. OSFirstTimer please stay safe. K. OSFirstTimer God Bless You!!!
@LiuWoods5 жыл бұрын
0:26: “Or will the computer do it’s best to remove the PG rating?”
@Serichuwu5 жыл бұрын
Hatsune Miku *0:23
@Cool-mp8ix5 жыл бұрын
FACT: The speech recognition is never been changed. I have seen it on my Windows 10 laptop and it has the Vista Glass.
@AdachiVlogsFIN2 жыл бұрын
all you have to say is "opennotepad" all in one word without demanding it.
@richiie80244 жыл бұрын
the camera he is using as a mic: DONT SPIT IN MY FACE SHJENEBDND