Daddy's Belt (1967)

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This hit single by Sammy "Bo" Jackson was a Fathers Day favorite played by dads everywhere. Sam's own father use to sing a version of this song to him before he would go get his belt. Sam's father didn't like the incoming fashion of skinny ties and thin belts, and in response he started his own collection of giant over-sized ties and belts. 'Needless to say' his children, including Sammy "Bo", were the most well behaved children in their entire town.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All day long all you do is play
you never seem to want to obey
Just wait until daddy gets back
This belts gonna whoop that a**
[Verse 2]
Kids have a hard time listening
Dads got a black belt in discipline
I pity the fool who eats the last rib
Do not test me kids (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 1]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like you've never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Bridge]
If you break my turntable (turntable)
I will make you disabled (disabled)
Don't you dare scratch daddy's car (oh no)
Or he will leave you a bad a** scar (yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Daddy's belt is completely unstoppable
With pain that seems physically impossible
Hope you stayed out of trouble today
Cuz daddy is on his way (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 2]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like you've never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Chorus 3]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like you've never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Outro]
Daddy's gonna whoop that a**
oh yeah

[@chesterstevens8870]

Happy Father's Day, everyone. Dads, keep whoopin' that ass.

[@milliemeredith7165]

😂😅YOU GOT THAAAT RITE!!!- IT HAS NEVERRRR BEEN NEEDED MORE THEN NOW THESE DAYS!!!! THEY ARE GONA BE THE FINISHING TOUCH HELPIN BIDEN RUN THE REST'O THIS POOORR COUNTRY- DOWN THE SHITTER! #FJB

[@yyiprp]

😂😂😅😅

[@williamstidham7704]

You ain’t had a childhood if you don’t know the sound of a leather belt slapping against belt loops on blue jeans as it’s being ripped off

[@thechaz83]

Or the feeling of having your jeans yanked down, ass exposed, leather slapping while he’s yelling. Trick is to scream and cry-right pitch n time. Then your ass is red n stings, unable to sit for a while. All joking aside, I love you, dad, rest in peace. You did a good job raising me

[@wyattcole5452]

My dad was nice enough to only threaten with the belt, but the homemade flat wooden swords… I’m just glad he didn’t screw holes into it

[@godsbathroomfloor3522]

“Kids have a hard time listening, dad’s got a black belt in discipline.” Hardest bar of 2024

[@gregsmith7949]

A father's day classic

[@RODDASTEELER932]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@werewolf873]

I love how half of the art makes the dads look like they are belt wizards

[@ericstanish7679]

I lost my dad last April. I miss him dearly, I wish I could play this for him

[@patpackxl5352]

Condolences friend

[@stephenfitzgerald9769]

Lost my dad last April, too. He would also have enjoyed this. You have my condolences, friend. Best wishes for you; and a salute for your father 🫡

[@kiko485]

You’re not alone, hun. My dad passed away in February. He would’ve gotten a kick out of this song.

[@abemcg3803]

The *”oh shit”* fucking killed me 😭💀

[@Superluigi881]

A black belt in discipline and a PHD in pain.

[@JR-lo2ei]

I like that the dad seems heroic in some of them, like dad's belt protects, too.

[@thatoneguyeveryoneknows3440]

Protects them from themselves

[@TwinMcQuerns]

Kids left to themselves will do terrible things to each other. If they know that if one of them leaves marks on another, marks will be left on the perpetrators backside, they will play nice. I have twins. With most infractions, I just tell them no or timeout, but one started biting the other and smiling when I told her no. That day she learned the hard facts about the swift hand of discipline. She hasn't bit her sister since.

[@2Tall03XX]

Just like women, they’re overgrown kids, who occasionally need discipline…

[@M0butu]

I will never understand how psychological trauma or even transitioning toddlers is appreciated in society, but a slap, whose pain is gone after 2 minutes, is considered a warcrime.

[@2Tall03XX]

@@M0butu because it doesn’t fit some people’s narrative.

[@OngoGablogian185]

"Spare the rod, spoil the child". That's what I used to chant right before dad whipped me with the buckle end for my dyslexia.

[@martinmalecki3302]

i remember the dyslexia beatings too, makes me think about revenge.

[@ChingoMandinguez]

If I didn't get the buckle, I knew I wasn't bad enough!🤣🤣🤣

[@JReed7560]

I got the buckle end to the side of the head when I was a kid. My younger brother was jumping on the bed and fell off and went crying to mom that I pushed him off. She whipped that belt out and got me upside the head.

[@Funfan24]

​@@JReed7560 I am so sorry that happened to you.

[@Funfan24]

You don't deserve to be beaten for your disability.

[@justaparasaurolophus]

“Hope you stayed out of trouble today. ‘Cause daddy is on his way. OH SHIT!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@BTP62]

I will give you something to cry about.

[@MrIrrepressible]

My grand father was a strict disciplinarian with his children (my mum, aunts and uncles). They were terrified of him and his belt. He would probably have been put in jail by todays standards for belting his children. The funny thing is, with his grandchildren (me and my cousins), he was the mildest, most gentle caring grandfather. Listening to this song and watching the images made me laugh but then i remembered all the stories i heard from my mum, aunts and uncles about my grand father and how he would beat them savagely from the tiniest infarction. I then looked at this song differently. The pictures of the small kids made me think of my aunts and uncles and how terrified they must of been of my grand father. Kinda bitter sweet for me. My grand father died a few years ago and i miss him.

[@DavidOrtizIII]

That's basically how my grandfather on my dad's side was. Nowadays, he's a silly old man.

[@johnpaulleslie1067]

I remember this song from when it played on "Morel Orel"! What a banger! :D

[@jeffmccausland3569]

Daddy was layin' the Smack Down before The Rock was born.

[@desmien679]

I remember as a kid in the late 80s while still in a cast from a broken ankle getting caught running and bending over for that belt. Years later, get caught ditching school and it wasn't a belt but a 2X4 to the rear since we didn't have a paddle.

[@HarryClipzFilmz]

Rebirth of masculinity

[@cosmicbonzo7559]

Please

[@obinnaokadigbo1382]

For Real

[@Kj16V]

Nah. If you can't get your point across with a spank, then using a belt won't get your point across any clearer. Use your brain and get creative: "I told you not to play ball in the house. Now I'm going to erase all your GTA save states." 😂

[@devincasebeer4459]

​@@Kj16V damn. Thats a good one. *Scribbles note down furiously*

[@nunyabusiness6691]

​@@Kj16Vthe belt is the spanking.

[@Taffer-bx7uc]

Imagine bringing people from the past and showing what we use the internet and computers for....

[@ironroad18]

they'd jack themselves-off into oblivion

[@whitninyo2525]

I recently found your music and I must say.. you are a fire AI artist. I legit thought these were og songs that were made when I first started listening. Keep doing your thing g

[@johnsheaman8057]

Damn...these album covers be killing me.😂😂😂

[@roblocks]

This song is amazing.

[@JoeUzzolino]

We had no transgender issues back in the day of Daddy’s Belt.

[@riotron1026]

On this comment is wrong on so many levels, and whoever liked this comment ain’t shit. Smh

[@danieldavid9887]

😂😂😂

[@jonduke4748]

hahahaha best comment

[@jonduke4748]

@@riotron1026 Think you needed some more daddy's belt, or maybe even just a daddy.

[@riotron1026]

@@jonduke4748 Troll alert

[@Christophiel]

Memories... The whooshing of my grandpa's thick leather belt thru the air and the smack as it hit your skin... The other kids lined up on the couch, listening and looking at each other in fear waiting for their turns in the room of screams....!

[@pineapplesmoovey7898]

these pictures 😂some of them having whole ahh wrestling championship belts 😭😭

[@Protect_all_ljf3forms]

The visuals 😂

[@umbralgaming3443]

This explains why the retirement homes are so full

[@juliannakaberovsky4545]

Every single kid until 80s know what we talk about! SLAAAAAAAAASH!! XD

[@AlexJames-jv3em]

This is just so wrong.... Why can't I stop smiling? 😁

[@Jsims111]

This album art has me dead😂🤣

[@SuperUniverse]

Gen Z: You cant defeat me! Millenials: I know, but he can! 1950s Dad: "Seems like you kids needs some ass whooping! (Pulls out belt)

[@HealthyThinkingsubstack]

Bad memories

[@richy1051]

0:04 Bro is about to whip his heavyweight division belt on to that kid. 💀

[@jokerace8227]

Hard hitting banger. LOL

[@GCJACK83]

Papa got a brand new belt!

[@brendenroberge7424]

Old school childhood disciplinary methods in a nutshell.

[@Ben-jl2rh]

Why is Black Dynamite here 0:05 ?

[@Solqueen86]

I mean he does run an whorphanage

[@haraya_manawari]

Sweet Jesus, Lord have mercy, my baby!

[@solborgsolborg2334]

👑LEGEND👑

[@Keith_Dark_Savage_Thomas]

I remember my pops playing this back in 77 while was chasing me around with his weapon of punishment ( the belt )

[@Cloudeusz]

Heno!

[@QuesoGr7]

The theme of Pootie Tang's dad.

[@candy.......]

Rofl. Finally something i can relate to

[@juicemanjohn9700]

SO NOBODY’S GONNA TALK ABLUT DIDDY ON 1:17 ?😭😭😭

[@stevesparta4995]

The belt from dad. The switch from mom.

[@pokemongo-up3rq]

An asteroid didn't kill the dinosaurs. It was an angry black man with giant fists.

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

Here come the flashbacks.

[@PauloHernandezXD]

I agree, "Heno!" indeed, lmfaoXD

[@SayaLolicon]

😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this song make me stomach sick lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@greenjayltd736]

I remember the black leather belt. I never heard this song 🎵 😕 😮

[@busterhikney6936]

These graphics are hilarious 😂

[@c.m.8158]

Damn! Daddys Belt is fire! Literally and figuratively!

[@badreality2]

I am having flashback to The Boondocks!

[@deelight6022]

Love the lyrics to this one

[@nunyabizness9955]

I grew up down-under and we all got the wooden-spoon. The funniest part was when that wooden spoon broke and your mother had to go out and buy another. Anyone else have such fond memories? 😁

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@nunyabizness9955 "That didn't hurt..." was me Cheers!

[@michaelcalles1124]

Ike Turners theme song! LOL

[@FHARTZENGIGGLES]

A song about Papa Joe Jackson

[@jo-annfat-bricks2471]

Not 'Whoopin Ass' is why we are where we are at.

[@LarryBanks85]

😂😂 they wrong for this.

[@Kj16V]

Those record covers tho 😂😭💀

[@billsharp3786]

Who is the artist ? Love the pictures with this groovy song.

[@supremaunus7100]

Mr t gonna sue 😂

[@theholyblade32]

Joe Jackson's theme song

[@ChingoMandinguez]

This song won't mean shit to 13% of the population on Father's Day, but that won't stop us from blasting it on Juneteenth.

[@cosmicghost811]

Thankfully, I'm one of the few that can celebrate both.

[@ChingoMandinguez]

@@cosmicghost811 I'm right there with you!

[@poindextersheelturn436]

@@ChingoMandinguez Same, my parnets was broken up but when i cut up too bad, mom called dad and watching him pull up to the drive way with belt in hand had me weak in the knees; I knew what was about to happen. 😬

[@1943-i7g]

A.I is wild 💀

[@ultralance7470]

IM CRINE LAUGHING

[@ivazquez71]

Whoooo!

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

"dad I want to dress like a wolf, I'm a furry" *Daddy's gonna get his belt*

[@bribook69]

AI is churning out better bangers than actual artists now. Well, fellow humans, it’s been a nice run.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

I'm a musician using ai, so it's a combination of both. Appreciate your comment fellow human Cheers!

[@Captain-Palsy]

Since I have a disability would it be the opposite? Nope, it didn't. 😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Dang you got me... 😂 Cheers!

[@Captain-Palsy]

@@HardArchiveVinyl Glad I could make your day. 😀 Cheers

[@cannawithkendall1872]

Jammin

[@Getalong-my1cs]

Mr. Ruby Franke!🙄

[@Goddess_of_the_automobiles]

There was no way this was a real song, but it's real, says the baby boomers 😂

[@rkinsey64]

Fun fact: This inspired DEVO.

[@iNpUt1403]

The fact that i cant tell if this is real or AI worries me deeply.

[@roninr2790]

The art on this shit is tremendous 😂

[@TheStupidKing]

It's ai generated

[@roninr2790]

@@TheStupidKing yup I knew that

[@TheStupidKing]

@@roninr2790 but did you know so it's the music?

[@roninr2790]

@@TheStupidKing lol yup

[@user-kv2vc3is8h]

“If you break my turntable, I will make you disabled” 😂😂 I literally just choked cause of that line. This is a dangerous banger

[@ChingoMandinguez]

Line of the millennia!

[@frost-80]

HAHAHA, so sick

[@some_haqr]

Hahahahahaha best lyric ever

[@serfcityherewecome8069]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@blackmagician7645]

One turning wheel for another. Sounds fair.😂

[@illegitimatefilm]

It was so nice for The Jackson 5 to hand this gem to someone else.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Underrated comment... Cheers!

[@frogdog3600]

If everybody understood the full weight of this comment, it would be #1

[@yojoe4830]

They kept "Daddy Beat Us with the Buckle".

[@2Tall03XX]

@@yojoe4830 how ironic, I actually got whipped like that, as a kid. My dad used the buckle on me.

[@illegitimatefilm]

@2Tall03XX Irony would be if you did that to your dad and got away with it.

[@Astrocade1981]

"Kids gotta hard time listenin. Dads gotta black belt in discipline" That needs to be on a Teeshirt

[@melissaharley1361]

You're right

[@Rich-jd9up]

🎵" I pity the fool who eats the last rib .... Do not test me kids "🎶 😂🤣

[@jubileesede4639]

OH SHIT! 😂

[@2Tall03XX]

“Who ate the last of my lemon pepper stepper chicken?!”

[@The_Practical_Daydreamer]

I still remember Mom yelling at me for taking the last pink lemonade.

[@Linkonpark100]

Ain't nobody comin' back from that, sucka!

[@Superluigi881]

See the trick is to eat the second last rib. Leave the last one until everyone forgets about it because no one else wants to eat it either. And then eat it too.

[@yf_NorthernAreas]

Getting whipped with the WWE Heavyweight Championship Belt must've been a treat😭😭🤧

[@CountKibblesNBits]

In my experience the slim but thick belts hit the hardest.

[@moinmahmud6265]

Chris Benoit: well....

[@robd9049]

The more you run, the worse it’s gonna be when he catches you.

[@jubileesede4639]

SO TRUE 😂

[@minhducnguyen9276]

Uncle Ruckus childhood experience.

[@hungryburger1170]

That's why you always have someone who can't run as fast with you.

[@DD-mn3mu]

I haven't cried tears this hard since daddy got a new buckle for his belt 😭

[@capitans12]

Holy shit all the comments here have destroyed my sides! But not as bad as daddy‘s belt did…😂

[@LumisScrimmins]

Good thing you didn't mess with his turntable 😅.

[@TheStupidKing]

​​@@capitans12 WHAT NO WAY BRO????? 😭😭😭🗣️🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

"Kids have a hard time listening, dad's got a black belt in Discipline." is an unironically awesome line.

[@joserobertosolismerlin5527]

"Daddys belt"was filmed in front of a live audience

[@sixgunshauna3486]

A horrified audience.

[@timmorin6657]

Not a villain, not a hero. Just a man with a lesson to teach.

[@Revick_Revas]

He is judgment and executioner.

[@Shugg-Goff-HHoffical]

Now that's a tag-line for a 70's movie where a former God Fearing marine-turned- teacher in a Harlem school for uncouth youths turns vigilante when he discovers The Principle is on the take from the gang that runs the halls, he takes it to them to lay down some heavy discipline. Armed with only his iron clad sense of right and wrong, and his belt nicknamed Gabriel which was given to him by his C.O. and mentor in ' Nam.

[@ZombieGrandpa]

Preach it brother, preach it!

[@draco_1876]

These mfs are villians 😂

[@riotron1026]

@@draco_1876I am crying.🤣🤣

[@BlackHattoriHanzo]

Them 1960's ass whoopins was no joke.😂

[@KASHKUR_7.62]

Latinamericans + Asians: 60s...??? They keep beating us (sometimes even in adulthood) or worse when they are too many siblings they sended the oldest brother to whooping us in his name

[@2Tall03XX]

When the wife won’t put out, and the kids are being lil shit heads…

[@axecalibore]

LOL!

[@hellmasterx]

"do not test me kids" its like poetry.

[@Samrules888]

OH SHIT

[@brandonwilliams5613]

This track really whips.

[@minamur]

the good ole days, back when kids were kids and men were rampaging monsters

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Now we have 96 orientations.

[@etsequentia6765]

I don't know how women managed to survive that horrible period, spending an entire lifetime barefoot and pregnant confined to the kitchen, chained to the radiator and beat up with what's left of the belt after he's done wearing it out on the kids. The first pregnancy at age 9 was always the worst, after that you get used to it 'cause you're pregnant all the time. The beatings actually help forget about all the labor pain. All in all it was good times.

[@mattmarzula]

I'm slightly uncomfortable with all these ethnic looking fathers administering corporal punishment to all of these waspy looking kids. Especially during the civil rights era. I mean, I'm all for an equality based butt whippin but, let's keep it separate.

[@GPS.GhostPirateSloan]

Say what you will, but there was order. Now all we have is chaos and a black/fake/ghey feminist dystopian SOYciety that is going to collapse at any moment.

[@nicholausbuthmann1421]

Very "Don Rickles" of you there Sir ! Also from this Era !

[@poindextersheelturn436]

The Dads with the SUPER belts and the kids running is too funny.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@poindextersheelturn436]

@@JohnSmith-zw8vp We dont care if you think its funny or not. Plus its not women or dogs, its child that need discipline, I was one and turned out great.

[@GardettoJones]

"Daddy's belt is completely unstoppable, with pain that seems physically impossible..." Absolute top-shelf.🤣🤣🤣

[@MistaC864]

“Son it’s gonna hurt like hell, a pain you never felt!”😂

[@ghosters1072]

This is EXACTLY how I remember Dad coming home.

[@alexcruz4268]

Pretty much the part when he says “hope you stayed out of trouble today cause daddy is on his way OH SHIT”

[@B4Rhythms]

In 1973 there was a copyright lawsuit taken out against Hanna-Barbera Productions, because Sammy "Bo" Jackson claimed that they had stolen the ideas from this song for the theme tune of their kid's TV series, "Wait 'till Your Father Gets Home." It looked like the animation company were going to settle with a large sum, but unfortunately, Sammy lost his temper in the court and backhanded a lawyer, after which the judge instantly dismissed the lawsuit. He quoted his own song in a press statement later that day where he said about the young lawyer in question, "Kids have a hard time listening, Dad's got a black belt in discipline."

[@plawson8577]

Except “Wait Till Your Father Gets Home” premiered in 1972.

[@B4Rhythms]

@@plawson8577 it would be difficult to accuse them of stealing ideas before the program aired, hence 1973.

[@rb9882]

I’m WHEEZING IN TEARS

[@WogChilli]

Brings back nostalgic childhood memories of dad belting me for misbehaving. God bless that man 😂

[@sebozz2046]

This song bring so many childhood memories

[@HadesUnknown]

Also traumatized. 😂

[@Nova-m8d]

When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."

[@HouseMusicNinja]

I completely lost it at 1:12 "Daddy's belt is completely unstoppable, with pain that seems physically impossible" 😆😂🤣💀

[@jakepel3117]

That was my favorite part too.

[@dmace81]

Those pictures are hilarious. 😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@andrewryanwasright]

Joe Jackson wrote this song but for some reason the Jackson 5 didn’t perform it.

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

They couldn’t stand for a week when daddy got that belt 😂😂😂.