You Drive Like Sh*t (1965)

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

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[@kevintobin250]

We hired this band for our HS Prom back in ‘62. Worth every penny ❤

[@geroldgrimel4811]

It was a night to remember, but the parking was murder.

[@SicketMog]

What's the band called?

[@WOGBOY]

lol this is real ?

[@TheShoguneagle]

@@SicketMogRichard Large and the Hundreds.

[@SicketMog]

@@TheShoguneagle So I take it this is AI made and this is a joke? Man... I hate it when I can't tell... 😕 Edit: comments told... DAMN IT!!! Still catchy though.

[@kdubbsthe3rd]

I wanna dedicate this to my mom, who really did drive like shit.

[@leedaniels7196]

Same here,love her but she couldn’t drive 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@turtlehead2]

Too easy.

[@kdubbsthe3rd]

​@@turtlehead2 The insurance payments weren't.

[@ieattofu68]

I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

[@matthewandress1229]

I remember many moments as a young child riding with my mom going up and down the east coast thinking “oh,this is how I’m going to die. I thought I’d live longer.”

[@Keliimaoli]

“Don’t ask me if I need a lift, baby you drive like shit”. 😂😂😂

[@chesterstevens8870]

One of the rarer singles performed by Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson and the Four Fingers, 1965's "You Drive like Sh*t" was allegedly inspired when Cornelius, ever the progressive and a strong proponent of women's rights, began dating a then-unknown jazz songstress Ling Ling. The date put four people in the hospital and cost Jackson his prized Buick, prompting him to write and record this song. [5]

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

"Ling Ling" 😎

[@poly_g6068]

LMFAO

[@goyasoda]

Yeah sure but she might just drive like shit

[@jasonthomas1688]

Dude, your gonna change history 😅

[@faleilham8334]

No wonder they got badly injured it because they let Random Chinese Songstress to drive a cars.

[@kurtkaufman]

The most fascinating thing about these AI productions is how authentic they sound in so many ways, such as the instrumentation, the rhythms, the riffs, and the style of singing. Despite the ridiculous lyrics, these are clearly a labor of love.

[@J-Loe]

The production as well

[@R4Y2k]

AI be like: If you don't bring back good music, I will. Now kneel and praise your Soul Overlord

[@matthewlucent7645]

Skynet will takeover... with music.

[@TheAwesomeAnon]

​@R4Y2k I for one welcome our Soul Overlords

[@craigj.8539]

Great gag! What's funnier than these songs is the number of commenters who really think this is authentic, vintage Soul Music. I wonder what percentage of them don't realize they're being put on? I don't believe everyone is in on the gag...

[@thepub245]

These songs are better than whats in the actual chart currently.

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Honestly these Ai songs are more relatable than anything in the charts.

[@missvida6251]

I absolutely agree

[@thepub245]

@@missvida6251 Yeah, most of the current 'pop' music sounds like mental illness in musical form.

[@jassrv]

100000000000%

[@poly_g6068]

They are much less about sex and drugs for the millionth time

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

A UK band put their touch to it by changing the title to, 'Me Lass Drives like Crap'. Low chart entry, very rare record.

[@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii]

The Beatles?!? IS THAT YOU?!?

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

​@@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii Shhhhh! Don't tell 'em.

[@xneapolisx]

The Scots have a version as well, "hey you bonnie lass, you drive like shite" - a classic!!!

[@shovedhead]

Yeah they played it at Wigan Casino I hear.

[@EveryBodyHz]

@@xneapolisx he's not a Scot just couldn't help but read this in Liam Gallagher's voice on "SHYYYEEEEET!"

[@vitaliyjuterbog8912]

God damn this shit's better than everything that came out this year.

[@mikeparsons140]

I disagree, The Beatles 'Drive my car' was exceptional.

[@bamsuchanan]

​@@mikeparsons140 😂

[@TheBicentennialDragon]

@@mikeparsons140 'You drive my car, like sh*t'.

[@FrederickStack]

Yussss...

[@dianatradex]

adding this to my driving playlist

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@christopherhelton6999]

My dad had an original pressing of the "Win"s Nig Rishtrg?" album. Mom didn't realize what it was and sold it for a dollar at a yard sale back in 1996. Dad almost shat a brick when he found out. Those things can go for triple digits these days. Thanks, Mom...

[@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii]

I am LMAOOOing right now. The Simlish fake album covers and the lyrics fit well together.

[@christianrasmussen3889]

don't take this as me disagreeing, just wanna point out alot of the pictures have males driving down a female :P

[@drbalbon7332]

This is a genuinely catchy number.

[@ewh88]

Its a thin line, between Dead and Late..

[@jp360ford2]

Underrated. Horribly. 😂😂😂

[@iandowney4630]

That’s the best line I’ve come across 😂 Thanks for the laugh

[@phantomcyrano]

Somebody CLEARLY understood the assignment. 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@missvida6251]

🤣🤣 I agree!

[@ieattofu68]

I need sleep, but I am busy screaming and laughing and crying over this hilarious comment...

[@ericbass3349]

0:55 mark - "WHAT'RE CRONSH!" sounds like the slogan for a breakfast cereal that you would likely regret eating..

[@charliehedrick6414]

0:50 I want that many headlights

[@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii]

I guess it’s Simlish for WTF

[@JR-lo2ei]

Even worse, what the heck is that white lady shouting!!?

[@PearsonJd2]

The Ed Sullivan performance was epic.😊

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

It was a 'really big show'

[@the9-2-5outlawreviews3]

And I believe the producer swore that they would never perform again just like The Doors.

[@brianwesley28]

Was that the performance when his girl smashed into the Ed Sullivan Theater before the show began as she was looking for parking?

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

​​@@brianwesley28 Not only that, but from what I heard (and there are also rumours of hidden film footage of this incident), his girl actually ran down Ed Sullivan himself and drove into the studio toilets tearing away a cubicle door, revealing a very aghast James Brown. That's where he got his "Waaaoow" from.

[@brianwesley28]

@@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 She did drive like shit! It was probably James Brown and not Bobo Bojangles. Bobo Bojangles would have surely shit in his pants and then he'd have written a song about it.

[@josephfrezza5822]

You can tell he put his heart and soul into this song. I have a relative who knew this singer. He told my relative the true story behind this song. And yes, she really did drive like that!

[@Deuteromis]

0:51 The brotha just randomly doing a sick ass bike stunt amid the chaos. 🤣

[@ReluctantLion]

Rockstar Games should replace GTA 6 radio music with this stuff and make the hosts talk about normal things

[@Stylecounciler3000]

Drinking and driving was the way. Especially when this song came on Dads AM car radio. Good job!

[@rhpicayune]

LOL, the artwork is very soulful, with the stylish Afros! Good times 👍🏻

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@MrShepardDog]

@@HardArchiveVinyl What AI site do you use, and what is your prompt information? Fabulous works of art!

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@MrShepardDog Bing image generator Cheers!

[@pokermitten9795]

The beat here is legit. A nice vibe that most new music lacks. Not all, but most. This is a particularly good AI music channel.

[@LisaFowler-h1e]

Ain't even born yet and can't get enough of this jam❤

[@alsmith7382]

This song came on the radio when my sister was taking her driving test. In the years that followed, she has totaled 3 cars, hit 5 dogs, 2 cats 1 squirrel and a homeless person sleeping on the sidewalk in a tent.

[@rpthomas721]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@randygross1050]

lies

[@alsmith7382]

@@randygross1050 Lies??? Were you there????? She might hit you ....

[@randygross1050]

@@alsmith7382 I'm calling you a liar

[@alsmith7382]

@@randygross1050 And I am calling you GROSS!!!!!!

[@darrylthompson222]

I remember when they performed at our prom back in 65 .... Good times ... Good music!!

[@AntarcticaTelevision]

This, along with "Don't Test Me, B1tch", "B1tch Slap", "No Means Yes", "I Beat Your Dog's S4ss" and "I'm the Sh1t", all rated very "highly" on Kenny Everett's "World's Worst Record Show" on Capital Radio in 1979.

[@therewasacrookedman5892]

I remember the band performing before the last race before the Riverside International Speedway closed down. This song brought the house down, so to speak. I can't bring myself to step foot in the Moreno Valley Mall. The sadness overwhelms me.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Rusty Wallace is that you?

[@BaseDeltaZero1972]

Somebody had fun making these...absolutely insane!

[@aquatarkus2022]

Looks like Chicago on any weekend.

[@artiefischel2579]

I haven't been home in a long time, but I'm not seeing enough potholes.

[@MrDino1953]

Curtis Knight and The Squires often did this song as part of their live set in '65. Their guitarist (none other than Jimi Hendrix) told Bob Barndoor of Melody Maker magazine in Dec. 1969 that it was "You Drive Like Sh*t" that inspired "Crosstown Traffic" on his Electric Ladyland album. And check out the girls with 3 legs at 0:19 and 2:24 and 3 hands at 1:20

[@steveclark9934]

Wonderful! And the AI nightmare slide show was perfect thank you.

[@SterlingTate]

These AI songs can really pass for music

[@glennhouston5686]

It's a new genre of music. I approve it's better than most sht out today and way more entertaining 👍🏿🍻

[@steevez1273]

It's pretty damn good

[@Kimboslice117]

Is it AI?

[@huginmunin8253]

​​@@Kimboslice117yes, its coming out alot of AI music lately.

[@SterlingTate]

@@Kimboslice117 yes

[@Spider_Rico]

I wanna dedicate this song to my ex.

[@The_falsetto]

Certified platinum single

[@nuker3272]

Randomly remembered this song like after 6 months, i'm even more amazed by it now. I'm almost sure that i can hear some 7ths in the harmony of the song, incredible to think how AI can make something so good...

[@DfromTC]

This music & channel is GENIUS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@weedpot100]

My mom came home with one tire missing driving on the rim. 😂

[@rpthomas721]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@INVEGAGamer2025]

Man Bring The Oldies To The Future Thanks For This Bring Me 100 Of Classixs Like This Its Enlightened Cause My Girl Drive Like Crap Back Into The AC Broke The Window!

[@BilboBegginz]

I remember riding the backseat when this song came on and my Daddy singing it to my Mom 💕 Good memories

[@jaymatthews64]

Great artwork!

[@JohnInTheShelter]

Might be my favorite of these I've heard so far, because not only is it funny as a parody, it's FUN to hear. And the art captures the TYPE of cover art (more early 70s than 60s but whatever) they were trying to make. A lot of fun, and GOOD, too.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Much appreciated 🙏 Cheers!

[@onedezdaze]

Me, too. I think the art represents something more than this songs words, which in itself is total awesomeness. In fact, I find in every work depicting someone driving it is not a "girl" but a boy driving and the backgrounds, cars, hairstyles, etcetera match the times.

[@basic_youtube_account]

That sax interlude is so clutch

[@KSCHREIN2]

0:15 that woman has 3 legs.

[@brianwesley28]

Big Mike?

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

She's Jane the Peg, with her extra leg.

[@KSCHREIN2]

@@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 I thought only us guys had a third leg :)

[@kyleshuler2929]

Probably why she drives like shit

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@kyleshuler2929 😂

[@chaptmc]

The perfect song for Kat from Halo Reach. If you have done a Legendary Solo playthrough, you just know.

[@jasonredic9457]

Well at least now we know that her cybernetics left her undeniably female.

[@robertkline6311]

As long as she doesn’t smell like it!

[@Noledad77]

Hopefully she doesn't have a pocket full of feces. (look that one up, on a different channel).

[@TheMrlawrence420]

😅😂

[@thomcarr7021]

Love the pinball machine art style for the covers.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@jeffreyworthen7033]

The auto accident scenes are DOPE!!!.....👍👍👍

[@smoothpoon86]

Couldn’t finish listening to the song because my girlfriend crashed the car before it finished

[@JT-91]

Dedicating this to all my exs who would panic when a car turns in front of me 2 miles ahead

[@mothersruin9058]

Great song!

[@petervigna3579]

Youre gonna have 1 millions subs in no time just keep it up

[@FrederickStack]

This made my day, seriously... 💎❤️‍🔥🌙

[@davidwescott6808]

Yet another HIT, I thought I hated AI but these songs changed my mind! So relatable, truly from the heart.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Much appreciated Cheers! ✌️

[@theillestKP]

My great grandma used to play this during the weekend chore Playlist

[@akprice8242]

I listened to this twice. I'm still laughing ! 😂😂😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@noway6362]

This is going on my playlist

[@DPjr-dl5vd]

The Art work is fire the 70’s vibe

[@whitehuayra]

1:17 three arms?! 😂

[@jp360ford2]

1:47 he’s about to end her driving career😂

[@CHRISMED2]

I dedicate this oldie to all the drivers in my town !!!

[@ChristopherHarding-p4i]

As a massive soul fan One word fantastic

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@LukeLovesRose]

B Side has the award-winning gem, "F***ing Women Drivers"

[@jasonredic9457]

"My Chinese girlfriend"

[@jonnuanez7183]

This was supposed to be Sam Cooke's next single after A Change Is Gonna Come, but of course he was killed before he could record this masterpiece.

[@misspinkpunkykat]

My mother's inner thoughts when she was trying to teach me to drive. My dad was too afraid to even sit in the backseat with me at the wheel.

[@roadskare63]

HAHAHA LOVE the artwork too!!!!

[@chetpomeroy1399]

Somehow, this reminds me of an episode of MAD Magazine!

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@robburnett7009]

Its the young girl drivers, honestly, i ulled over cause an ambulance was coming w/lights & siren's going and a newly licensed teen girl behind me decides to pass me, nearly running the ambulance off the road!!!

[@ohbogey]

While texting on her phone no doubt

[@bh2o]

🌚 Deeply impressed! This being Ai generated, I’m curious as to setup; framing characteristics, lyrics, vibe, stage presence… Wow 🤩 Other Ai creators are juxtapositioned, deconstructing old mono tracks (eg: 1938), identifying, isolating specific attributes, enhancing spectrum, eliminating noise, re-mixed into stereo, as if we’re made today… 😮

[@Kiyoone]

AI music is actually better than the "pop singers" nowadays

[@Tranxhead]

Representing myself in court right now over my kid and can say that this song is right.

[@danielkomorowski7966]

How did I never hear this shit before! 🤣🤣🤣

[@miniwattnetwork8204]

After listening to this for some months non-stop, I just noticed that most drivers on the pics in the video are MEN 😂😂😂😂

[@kwmusic4560]

The only driving going on is this song driving right to the top of the charts!

[@MultiRokusho]

I’m saving this for later use. So gonna play this at just the right moment to get under this one girls skin.

[@Stormblast729]

I might be a novice driver and a Nervous Nelly but at least I have not ran myself over with my own vehicle 😂😂😂!

[@MicZMuzic]

Yo this joint is a fuckinnnn heater. That drop and everything. I love this AI shit

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@fabricioaf89]

0:16 that woman with 3 legs 😂😂😂

[@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii]

0:31 Wow, I am going to change my name to “Hini Sarfis” LOL 😂

[@minormunitions]

This was the song me and my fourth wife danced to at our wedding back in 67

[@raymondseberry7725]

Some do and some don't.

[@zyplixx1415]

Wise words

[@kalebfingerpickinfannin]

There's something chilling about the ai imagery.

[@williambonnie-do7yz]

I wannabe in cover band like this. Funny AF!!! But also technically Musically perfect!🤗

[@bobfitzpatrick8952]

"Ma'am, you were able to stop on a dime. Unfortunately the dime was in this man's shirt pocket."

[@mannyfreshmusicnyc]

My new Favorite

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

🙏Cheers!

[@ramsesalejandroponcelara1543]

Ohhh ohhh ohhh!!! Look out!! My girl is driving!! Watch out my girl drives like shit!!! Jajaja me encanta 😅😅 saludos desde Ecuador 🇪🇨

[@cjhatescomputers]

that artwork -

[@Runnerup5.68]

Look how they drive now with all the electronics either driving or distracting them,and of course their Fucking phones!

[@nuker3272]

Damn this is actually fire 🔥🔥

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Much appreciated Cheers!

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

To be fair the majority of people in the 60s drove like shit as a result of being in yachts on wheels.

[@robburnett7009]

Big iron!

[@randomeddie185]

Also with kingpins instead of power steering.

[@andrewreillymusic2773]

I would argue people drive far worse in 2024, at least in big Metro areas. You'll have people doing 100 and people doing 50 on the same highway with people doing 65-80 constantly break checking each other. I come close to an accident (no fault of my own) at least once a week heading to work. it's nuts!

[@noahmiddleton2403]

Drove better than these Fuckers today hell got everything in the world to help them but can't keep it in their lanes

[@lastotallyawesomebleach204]

Actually it's because drunk driving was still legal and socially acceptable back then.

[@Frothenbath1]

1:25 The woman under the front wheel is having a *really* bad day, lol!

[@johnstone2707]

Sounds like beach ⛱️ music 🎶 to me 😊

[@jeotts]

Sold 10 million units according to the RIAA

[@andred3199]

Ok, I had to subscribe🤣🤣🤣

[@deadpool1092]

When being a good driver meant something

[@RaiderFace7-16]

Starting to think A.I. on drugs too 😂 caught up in the matrix

[@iammrnatty]

0:48.😂😭😭

[@RyanNelly]

A couple beers and this song. I'm in yuppy village. Sonoma CA. They couldn't handle this shit

[@heyuhh422]

Holy Smokes - been a long while since I laughed this hard…

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@celebrityrog]

0:23 is FOXY LOVE from Drawn Together - in Hey Smashy Crashy Die Die Die

[@kyleshuler2929]

Bro what? That sax solo has no right to go that hard