Dagoth Ur gets rejected by the adventurers guild

[@Crytica.]

"Within 500 Dagoths" Nice to see Dagoth's unit of measurement is just himself.

[@erasedidentity]

-How tall is Dagoth Ur? -1 Dagoth

[@LowTierAutist]

Hearing within 500 dagoths made me think of the mod that spawns dagoth ur all over Morrowind.

[@stanleyholmes1266]

If guess 6', can say 3000' feet though whether centered around or each direction, which potentially could double it....

[@KingLich451]

dagothific

[@thefull9746]

Tiber Septim did the same

[@Shovelchicken]

Sorry dagoth, you’re a god, how can we hire a god?

[@n0vitski]

What a grand and intoxicating hiring.

[@maliciousbugman]

What a grand and intoxicating resume.

[@WeeWooWaah]

420

[@RossCoyle]

Why does God need an adventurers guild?

[@CyberCripX]

crap, now I gotta listen to Dagothwave again...

[@rejvaik00]

_"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dagoth Ur and the adventurers guild? I thought not, it's not a story the tribunal would tell you. It's an ash vampire legend..."_

[@phantom_stnd]

*columbo jingle plays*

[@armanhammer]

Dagoth Ur: "I am a god!" Average Mage: "I know how you feel."

[@Orfeous_Writer]

Dagoth’s little laugh at 0:46 sounds so dry and forced and unnatural that it just fits with his character perfectly. Like he’s realized he needs to punctuate his joke with a laugh so that Nerevar knows that he’s telling a joke too. It’s sweet

[@gawni1612]

Dagoth posts are so much better when they are made by actually talented writers.

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

I love how he used himself as a unit of measurement.

[@rejvaik00]

It is funny but in all likelihood he most likely referring to Dagoth Ur, the building

[@TheSleepingSeer]

You're quite good at writing dialogue. This and the roast video had my interest the entire way through.

[@fourminutemadness4454]

That's very kind thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed and I've got more on the way.

[@__-be1gk]

@@fourminutemadness4454 I genuinely thought this was copied from some anime or something when he started going on about the sad life he would lead because of his godhood, good shit

[@guest273]

@@fourminutemadness4454 Hey, I heard that ElevenLabs paywalled their "add voice" feature because of these Dagoth Ur memes, is this true? :(

[@simonp.5964]

I came for an iron ingot to his store... left awestruck of his wisdom, left delighted from his stories. Forget about mudcrab, hail the new God of shopkeepers

[@kingjules8744]

"I was so sure and keen to start throwing spells and slashing swords all in the name of fortune and glory that I forgot one important thing *Iamagod."*

[@jenniferadams7582]

The mages guild master didn't even look up from the 799 word manuscript on dwemer plumbing they were reading to see who they were hiring.

[@raxyn1993]

I want my all my future audiobooks read by AI Dagoth Ur

[@rejvaik00]

Funny enough you actually can in 2013 a landmark Supreme Court decision ruled that books read by an AI is considered transformative and falls under fair use and is not a copyright violation So yeah go ahead and import whatever you want from whatever book and have Dagoth Ur or whoever else read it

[@bombidil3]

Who wrote this?! It's absolutely amazing! It's such a natural dialogue for him.

[@Cobyba]

id also like to know haha. i thought the same thing

[@fourminutemadness4454]

Thanks so much! I wrote the monologue just the other day, you heard it here first : )

[@bombidil3]

@@fourminutemadness4454 I love how he is both so human in his emotions and need for community but simultaneously so self-absorbed that he uses himself as a unit of measurement. Amazing.

[@BushBumperBaker]

The prose sounds like an amazing novel opener lmao

[@airbender460]

Of course that guild considers themselves peers to a god.

[@Pink_Noodle]

Considering what magic can do in Morrowind, it's not entirely wrong

[@BlueBoy0]

News from Lake Wobedagoth

[@jackblack3718]

Every other guild was too afraid of the potential chaotic energy and world-destroying implications of hiring a chaos god. The Mages guild, however, was delighted to have it.

[@darkeninjx5619]

This type of weirdly specific monologues are giving me Dio vibes for some reason.

[@lornbaker1083]

This... this is actually rather beautiful....

[@randyg280]

I love these so much. Using in-game terminology is just the cherry on top.

[@PhoenixianThe]

At least being the one chump in town who meets a god and only has a lump of iron to show for it would be better than meeting one and running off with a lump of substandard copper.

[@Lorian667]

Stumbled upon this today and cant stop watching!

[@alexander0125]

I watch alot of these and always come back to your writing. Its quite the treat

[@MFcoowaid-VODS]

dagoth ur is like a happy puppy but he's also a God a darn good one

[@justsomeonepassingby3838]

"I realized that being a god wasn't something that had to define me. It was actually something that had to define the rest of the world"

[@joshjames582]

I kinda feel like he'd refer to himself as a Chimer rather than a Dunmer.

[@BoneZombie3]

These videos are incredibly well written and entertaining. I hope you plan on making more.

[@StarCrusher.]

I was like " wait is this from some movie or something?" Like the others said, real good writing.

[@sifins1579]

I love this

[@fourminutemadness4454]

Thanks! I'm so glad you enjoy : )

[@austinbutcher8106]

How could the adventurers guild deny the Devine presence of Dagoth ur (the god) in his ADVENTURE to add new members to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned, Truly a grand and intoxicating innocence

[@Auriel_Direnni]

This has some hints of ESO's Sotha Sil's dialogue, specifically his view on Vivec.

[@StagFabulous]

I came here for laughs, not for feels.

[@kenzie4217]

Damn, bit of a humble brag

[@willvan7685]

Dagoth Ur: Suffering from Success

[@TowelGamingHammer]

This will always be canon to me.

[@colly407]

Dang, the adventurers guild must not have been that good anyway if I never heard of it heheh

[@pockypurse]

Man Dagoth just can't catch a break.

[@thepit7868]

This one is my favorite

[@jordandennis6794]

i like these stories.

[@DLDLDLDLDLDLD]

This and the Roast video are superb

[@hmmyeah467]

Love how dagoth ur uses dagoth as a unit of measurment.

[@LMGunslinger]

Wow, this was legit good and creative.

[@reizu7739]

Is the compatriots, nay friends joke an allusion to Ceasar's funeral speech? If so, it is an absolutely brilliant jewel to crown an already exceptional monologue.

[@kobold7466]

Mrorowind: Mages guild ending

[@Jarulf4477]

Truly, how can i now ever fight Dagoth Ur now... I just want to sit down with him and have a nice chat.

[@dagothur9709]

Ye, it was wierd experience

[@AnonJuggerbot]

This was weirdly inspirational.

[@teminternetemmordor7178]

He realy look sad...At least he is on the mages guild.

[@jedipaladin7458]

A true piece of literature. Truly enrapturing.

[@alexbauer502]

Ah, yes. We should adopt Dagoths as a unit of measurement world wide.

[@phantomkelgar3704]

actually great stuff, well done

[@EpicSmileyMan64]

I wonder what his reaction was to the mages guild disbanding after Oblivion? XD

[@Fish-ub3wn]

this is sooo good. true story.

[@dot.2985]

i've been playing morrowind for a few days now, im quite sure the mages guild in balmora are some sort of mafia family with those dues quests

[@Rex-zs9jd]

We need dagoth ur "We Cry Together"

[@DummyA.I.Trainer]

How can one hire a god? Such sweet innocence.

[@mattie4231]

Being a god is oddly lonely and unmourned

[@joenugent9508]

I'm so happy to see Dagoth memes making a come back.

[@ArghastOfTheAlliance]

When were they popular the last time?

[@joenugent9508]

At least six years ago but been a popular thing for longer than that in simpler forms, see young scrolls here on KZbin he made a great Dagoth music video

[@ArghastOfTheAlliance]

@@joenugent9508 Thanks!

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

This is quite sad barvo

[@Headlessgenie]

The moral here is that the mages guild gives 0 shits about anything

[@Cogglesz]

Ayy Happy to be the 600th sub! You deserve it buddy, I hope youtube recommends more people to your channel :)

[@shariqikram5832]

These are so fucking good

[@WeIt_Yang]

Ad Astra Abyssosque

[@Biodeamon]

inspirational

[@Scurwesyn]

Shout out to the many members of the Mage's Guild. Generously funding and bankrolling project of 3rd Numidium. You're all truly wonderful, have a Dagoth one.

[@stabbykinz1446]

Found the Sseth fan!

[@TheBurningWarrior]

I want Dagoth ur to voice my phones TTS from now on.

[@BoKnowsBrains]

this hits hard. i felt this. no cap. fr fr this slaps. im gay.

[@mattmcdermott1013]

This is fuckin great lmao. is this a rewrite of preexisting writing or did you conjure up this monologue yourself? good stuff

[@MenachemSchmuel]

im pretty sure i recognize it but i cant think of where from

[@hamletwatson5561]

Feels like a political speech maybe Biden

[@sinbathlast9831]

Beautiful

[@VerdaTal]

This is too accurate

[@rusteddenial453]

Kratos be like

[@Kevlord22]

awww.

[@sridharkrishnan1591]

Dagoth's god guild😜

[@mrHOSOK123]

Dagoth, god-bro, you should check out the telvanni gang. Mage guild is sooo beta compare to them. True sigma energy there. They welcome anyone with talent and hate for the empire mongrels.

[@Dany94256]

But have they prepared a place for him? Maybe a special Heart Chamber? Because, we have to ask ourselves the following, is this how we honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

[@Halosnakem6g]

Some of these ai videos makes it sound like he’s reading a story

[@THERAYCALIBER]

Still waiting for nerevar to respond

[@drunkweebmarine9492]

I had those sugar lips

[@Uncle-Jay]

Jesus, who would have thought an AI meme shit post could help flesh out a fictional character? Perhaps if Dagoth Ur been given the opportunity to join and participate as he so clearly wanted, perhaps he would have been a different god?

[@serronserron1320]

I like potatoes

[@lunchbox997]

"The Dagoth God guild" This is why he created the corpus plague.

[@Estuways]

Wholesome instead of racist for a change

[@WriterBoiYokai]

So what is this writing from? Like is it a parody of something?

[@hamletwatson5561]

I swear it’s an adaptation of a Biden speech but I’m not positive.

[@WriterBoiYokai]

@@hamletwatson5561 naw look at the description, the channel owner literally wrote this shit, it's so weirdly good

[@Olyxes]

lmao

[@VoidWimp]

😂

[@MrHiglesworth]

Over qualified

[@chadhill455]

Which AI TTS bot did you use for this?

[@monarch9522]

Which AI do you use for this

[@lamarepository248]

Hah the AI doesn’t know how to pronounce horizon.

[@g-pimp3431]

it was funny until i started to hear your voice instead of dagoth

[@magneric]

This feels like Dagoth Ur's introduction into his own verion of Mein Kampfg

[@Lex_Araden]

Also as much as I like these Dagoth Ur Shitposts I roll my eyes a bit when the person writing the script interprets "The tribe unmourned" as another title of the Sixth House. It seems based on the context that the tribe unmourned is the Dwemer not the Sixth House. The game implies that it could be either and in reality it is a bit ambiguous, but I think that if someone was to try to come down on a single side it is much more clearly the Dwemer.

[@Lusc1nt]

🤓

[@Yung-plague]

I lost it at third Numidium