Dagoth Shave

[@jackarss2536]

You are the only Dagoth Ur, that ensures he has such a luxurious lexicon. juxtaposed with the banal content of his incessant rambling. With various mentions of the mongrel dogs of the empire, filthy outlanders, and of course the sixth house and the tribe unmourned. sprinkled in to his speech with a certain tasteful flavour. It is truly a finer, dare I say elegant, form of entertainment. This content makes me like the world slightly better. and I must thank you for the creation of this content.

[@fourminutemadness4454]

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed this one. I've always enjoyed the kind of mundane humor of larger than life characters bungling the everyday stuff.

[@rg1124nov]

Totally agreed. You put to words what I felt some of the other Dagoth posts were missing. The vocabulary isn't as good

[@Dany94256]

Hw truly does honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned

[@herbmaaster]

i agree, your references to infamous quotes and ingame items are thoughtful and aren't contrived from outside mediums as opposed to relying on the more common speeches that simply replace words from a well known phrase or the ol racism trope

[@Allodoxaphobia]

thank you jack arss

[@jumnei5159]

He is a god. How can you shave a god?

[@Lukke465]

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[@thinbl0od55]

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[@NCRForLife]

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[@MIMALECKIPL]

Shame on you sweet Nerevar

[@BuggingonBeeroids]

"I learned that day that it really is the little things we take for granted; things like ash yams and not having a mask stuck to your face" How can a God be this relatable?

[@blacksabre5343]

Lol these make my day. Come Nerevar, through gel and foam. Come and partake of the congealances of the oils of the sixth house!

[@Timmysteve]

I feel like a medieval peasant enjoying the dulcet tones of a storyteller describing great historical events with honeyed, sesquipedalian words I can only vaguely understand

[@MeatGoblin88]

you did a good job simulating what it feels like to be a peasant because i don't know what lots of those words mean

[@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886]

Eudemonic serendipity. The halcyon days.

[@randomshittutorials]

@@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 O my god where do people eveb get these words 🤣 who uses this in daily life!?

[@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886]

@@randomshittutorials Intrepid philologists perpetually cogitate on utilization of meritorious phraseology and ruminate on any atypical verbage descried with similar ubiquity. Such garrulous exercises are justifiably indecorous though.

[@randomshittutorials]

@@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 😭

[@alanstringer.]

The congealances of the sixth house. My God you are using words in orders I've never heard and I'm here for it.

[@scoobydoo2587]

Man this dialogue is perfection. The perfect cross of Elder Scrolls lore, elevated speech and just Dagoth being Dagoth. Hilarious

[@doodmcswood507]

Hearing Dagoth say "darn" just fits in the weirdest way.

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

_" ... Purchased the juiciest Ash-yam I had ever preyed upon..."_ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TurtleShroom3]

THIS is how you make a Dagoth Ur video on a weird meme topic. I love how you gave him his characteristic verbose act, but also kept him in character, made canonical and realistic lore references such as a simile featuring a Guar, and even named dropped other members of the Sixth House. Outstanding.

[@Gandalf-The-Green]

This video is sponsored by MerScaped: Level up your grooming skill.

[@Coomamon_Memes]

The daedric shaving razor part made me lol until i realized that realistically it would be a pretty wierd for stuff like that to not exist. Come on Todd. You trying to convince me reman cyradil didnt own an ebony cereal bowl and a dragon bone spoon to eat his skooma berry crunch with and it didnt have a dwarven metal sheogorath prize toy down in the bottom of the box? Nonsense. He probably drank his choccy milk from a elven metal cup with an ice enchant to keep it cold too.

[@LordVader1094]

Magic enchantments for seemingly mundane things like keeping drinks cold would make perfect sense for a mighty ruler to have

[@alilweeb7684]

i just discovered these about a hour ago and your channel is already one of my favorites. if your storytelling is THAT good. you have so much potential. and i can't wait

[@MyRedHulk]

That's it. Dagoth Ur ai voice meme is already going to be the meme of the year.

[@Kiyuno-Archived]

My brother in christ you are an absolute beast in Dagothposting, your writing is phenomenal. Keep cranking those my man, they are hilarious.

[@huntclanhunt9697]

You're the best at these Dagoth memes out of everyone.

[@Alotharian7]

I’m so glad the dagoth ur voice lines are being memed a ton

[@kittydaddy2023]

this is better than every lore book in the game

[@durn863]

Goddamn the writing is good. Genuinely impressive.

[@JonahCrawford-nu6lx]

This is dangerously well written

[@ricardoricardoricardoricardo]

Out of all Dagoth posters, your scripts are the most creative, I must say.

[@puffyhat]

Holy shit these just keep getting better and better

[@urrrr]

i hope this meme never dies

[@HM-rz8nv]

Dagoth memes have been made for over 2 decades, they've proven themselves.

[@The_WatchList]

Big follow. Your posting of Dagoth Ur speaking is exquisite, dare I say, perfection. Please continue!!

[@JustSomeWeirdo]

You’re the best dagoth poster, so refined. Highest quality writing.

[@ProbInsane]

Someone mentioned it before but dude these stories are so great, the writing is really impressive and captivating. Keep making these bro, they're masterpieces.

[@LordVader1094]

A Dagoth post that actually replicates his speech pattern and lexicon. Thank you.

[@Canburry_]

Please don't stop this writing is fantastic!

[@jongordon6892]

Sponsored by septim shave club

[@Palepantomime2717]

I'm questioning myself why I was so seemlessly invested in this

[@victormac292]

To follow up what jack arss said, thank you so much for these videos. This also scratches a very specific itch I have in humor that nothing else quite gets the same way.

[@jadedzealot7150]

Your writing and storytelling in these videos are insanely good! You bring life and value to this brilliant meme

[@coffee115]

Get this guy a podcast.

[@bakedandsteaked]

I would absolutely listen to 2+ hours of these stories.

[@ThePopo543]

Missed opportunity to make him say he used Mehrunes's Razor

[@lordlynkz]

This is so reverent. I love it

[@PATA_PON]

He sounds like penguinz0

[@TheSeventhChild]

I have never seen what others saw in ASMR until this channel

[@mazasenpai]

I'm sure the one true God Lord Dagoth Sama could pull of whatever look he tries his supreme dunmer hand at

[@christophersanders3252]

It's really weird that I shaved my beard off this morning after 6 years and randomly ran into this video - I've been listening to Dagoth Ur all day. Am I in a dream? Yes, I am a dream. Am I real? I guess not. But I am here, so I will persist. KIM. Another hand touches the beacon.

[@saltmaster2719]

Please more! This is much better than anything else I've seen so far!

[@Unelma_Salem]

He’s preparing for the Dagoth Wave

[@bajsbrev4651]

Genuinely well written

[@laynemeyers6833]

This resurgence of Dagoth Memes has given me hope that maybe, just maybe, we aren't in the darkest timeline after all...

[@LexisVoyage]

everytime you upload another dreamer joins the house unmourned many thanks brother.

[@In_Thy_Flesh]

Hail Lord Dagoth!

[@sepelchurparadise4785]

I've watched like 5 of these and i feel like this dude is my best friend in an insane asylum.

[@spicy1615]

I just assumed he just like shoved some liquid nair in his mask and then drained it

[@jeffreydanielmaurer9159]

Pure poetry

[@avon22889]

These bring me joy

[@vulpes__inculta]

man the young scrolls guy gonna go crazy with this AI shit

[@Badchi]

"Daedric shaving razor in hand..." And here I am stuck with an inferior ebony one

[@HerohammerStudios]

Currently growing a beard, so this is too relatable

[@nannynonads1248]

I am humbly begging for more, I listen to these when I go to bed now

[@bakedandsteaked]

These are so good. You really have a way with words.

[@followthedeia]

I am captivated. Fantastic job.

[@RanaAgens]

Please tell me there are going to be more of these, we still don't know what's up with Dagoth Ur's fingernails and he owes us an explanation ;_;

[@ragnose1]

i love these i hope theres more

[@monkeyBNKR]

I love this.

[@biomechanica456th]

i dont know why i thought itd be safe to drink soda while listening to this, but i almost choked and shot soda out of my nose at taking the finer things for granted like not having a mask stuck to your face

[@thomashare65]

This reminds me of the old Vinyl cafe on CBC radio

[@jamesrwc4738]

The fuckin bell icon has been smashed

[@Leitis_Fella]

This was fucking great actually

[@alessioottaviani9584]

im losing my mind

[@gawni1612]

How could I shave a god?

[@mrlegocraftstrezishar7287]

I think using mehrunes razor is better than an average razor

[@dik4316]

Relateable

[@madsaasted2272]

Im surprised this wasnt a manscaped ad

[@yoemamaunleashed6216]

U better keep doing these videos

[@jameswilkes451]

Perfection.

[@mikeb3808]

keep these coming

[@user-ov8sb1fu2j]

Quality memes lad

[@serronserron1320]

2:52 visualization

[@slippinjimmy4595]

Do another tier list homie, like best outlander slaves

[@Sk0lzky]

I just realised that it was indeed fashionable for a god to be shaven in the second era, just look at eso vivec - not a single hair, not even eyelashes kekw

[@Shatnerpossum]

Fact: Almalexia was Nerevar's beard.

[@eggy6815]

Wait, you’re telling me he takes that mask off??

[@RaincoatDoge]

Make Like a whole podcast or Audio book

[@NWhite]

So a Daedric level disposable razor is a Gillette I see.

[@AndrewBrownK]

This is horrifying lol

[@gawni1612]

Wait, isn't he building the second numidium?

[@fourminutemadness4454]

Oh dang you're right, I got mixed up thinking the first ones activation by Tiber was somehow a second version.

[@Pazuuuk]

Make the GTA 5 roast with this voice, please. I just want to hear it with my ears through my headphones, not think about it or rehearse it.

[@thebigjuicethesip]

I'm curious how these are made? I wanna make one for myself lol

[@Bucaneiro_]

I never played Morrowind before but Dagoth Ur already became my favorite character. And I only found out about those rants yesterday. 😆

[@ziadkermadi8228]

EXQUISITE

[@Bllenderr]

What You use for his voice?

[@BitspokesV2]

Oh my god this is disgusting. Good job.

[@ncq7226]

lost it at the end, i never really thought much about how akulakhan would get out of the mountain once complete.

[@gayealisir5661]

Four minute maddess, on eleven labs can you upload any Dagoth voice meme and will the ai be able to use it for text to speech? Or do you have to use something else.

[@randomshittutorials]

A story of true biblical proportions.

[@ROUSTAVI]

That is now official extended elder scrolls lore, thats why it took two eras for the player to get the mask on solstheim(ghosts of tribunal mission MAN ITS INCREDIBLE)

[@Sk0lzky]

I just realised that it was indeed fashionable for a god to be shaven in the second era, just look at eso vivec - not a single hair, not even eyelashes kekw