Dagoth Ur is traumatized by English food (ai voice meme)

[@zacharyweaver276]

[New Quest Received] "Find the source of the beans and destroy it."

[@Halvos12]

Now we need that mod, someone that knows how to make mods get on that, I would but I just don't have time.

[@Dunkleosteusenjoyer]

The British, Spanish, French, and Dutch all tried. After a few centuries the Native Americans are back in force and retaking their stuff.

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

No! The beans are innocent. It's the British that should be condemned for preparing the in such a disgusting manner. Beans are amazing. It's that nasty ketchup sauce they put on it. American baked beans are good, but they're best just with butter and garlic tbh

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@dmitritelvanni4068 Listen man it's just a side quest you don't need to complete it

[@Halvos12]

@@dmitritelvanni4068 We're destroying the source of this brand of beans not all beans.

[@dermotbresnehan6836]

Personally I applaud Dagoth Ur (the god) wanting to aid these far off people, the English, in their bean borne suffering. It shows truly divine altruism.

[@Dunkleosteusenjoyer]

One important thing to note is that the beans used in baked beans are not native to England. The English had to risk their lives sailing across the ocean and fighting numerous wars with Indigenous Americans to get them. They did all that because whatever they were eating before was somehow worse than baked beans.

[@dosbueno2gud]

hehehehehe

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The english went over oceans and conquered halt the world looking for spices. Only to then refuse to use them

[@TheDoomerBlox]

The melancholy of the English baker, slowly suffocating in sulphur, ash and the soda that primarily constituted ""bread"" - all while toiling day and night in a sticky unventilated room that could double as an oven - would penetrate the English consciousness and force them onto such silly ventures. And sure enough, something better was found. Thus came the age of the English Bean, tasteless, revolting, better.

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

@@TheDoomerBlox lol

[@Larsgman]

I swear to Azura every time i hear him go , “Dagoth Ur (the building)” i just absolutely lose my shit 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DrErikNefarious]

Next thing you know, the English are going to complain to Dagoth Ur (the God) that all Dunmer food is full of sugar or salt and is terrible for you

[@johnrex7108]

Salt Rice is a hell of a thing.

[@GBomb9704]

But it taste better than anything britbongers eat on a daily basis

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

lol

[@kotzpenner]

Moonsugar

[@unclestaco]

THIS N'WAH EATTIN BEANS!!!

[@dylanstacey6782]

As an English, I can confirm that I do indeed sit in my shack, crying as I eat my baked beans. Please come save us, Dagoth Ur

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

if Dagoth Ur (The God) hates baked beans (rightfully so), he's going to freak when he encounters Stargazy Pie

[@kleindirndlfein]

Crying into the beans would at least add some seasoning to them.

[@boc120]

Good to see Dagoth Ur (the god) back.

[@TammoKorsai]

My Serbian friend sent me this after trying the baked beans I gave him.

[@dosbueno2gud]

skill issue

[@Ollyatlas]

​@@dosbueno2gud refried beans are better

[@Eksevis]

Fun fact. It's not even that hard to make baked beans amazing, people are either lazy or shit cooks.

[@GermanPlayNetwork]

No the concept is just utterly disgusting and screams "We still think it's post WW2, this stuff was totally worth forgetting our entire culinary history for". Bad cooks for beans lmfao

[@adm_ezri]

some salt, butter, and cheese of choice melted in, cook it to be a bit thicker than most would and bam it's great

[@TrollOfReason]

@@adm_ezri Kinda like tofu in that regard.

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@GermanPlayNetwork IT's less they forgot their culinary history and more you guys bombed it

[@Elkington7]

@@adm_ezri That combination sounds rough on the arteries, or maybe I'm just getting old.

[@RSCond]

The Nerevar must have the patience of Azura to be Dagoth's personal therapist.

[@SebastianJVW]

Next time he should have them with a giant lump of salt, which the English call "sausage" or "bacon" (they call the salt different names, depending on if it's in the shape of a tube or a flat sheet).

[@MrSpartan993]

This is a crossover I can get behind. The fact that he would fight on behalf of the poor English in their time of bean-related need truly brings honor to the tribe unmourned.

[@wilhelmkaiser1435]

Baked beans = Beans in tomato base [British Baked beans are made without meat, with a thinner tomato-based sauce. American-style baked beans are cooked with pork (bacon) molasses and brown sugar and the sauce is much sweeter, thicker and smoky.]

[@peepongdingdong9208]

Don't forget, American Beans are superior.

[@JosephShemelewski]

I never knew that difference that's awful

[@wilhelmkaiser1435]

@@peepongdingdong9208 Everyone has their own preferences

[@90skidcultist]

@@peepongdingdong9208 facts

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

American Beans are better.

[@TomAcrossAmerica]

it was at this point i started to empathize with the villian

[@dmitritelvanni4068]

Someone give dagoth american baked beans.

[@ILoveEvadingTax]

taking a moment to really take in how Dagoth Ur said "Alejandro Juan Martinez" with perfect pronunciation, but fucked up on Gnisis

[@JosephShemelewski]

Just started my first morrowind play through last week got a xbox series x with gamepass figured gotta try it and I'm surprised how much I love it I wish it was more available to everyone

[@hoosierflatty6435]

*MONGREL BEANS SIDE QUEST*

[@pbplayerjim]

[New quest recieved from Azura] assemble a full english breakfast for Dagoth Ur (the god) just to fuck with him

[@Justin-fd7tg]

Something about the name Martinez being a character in morrowind makes me fucking crack up so hard dude

[@dosbueno2gud]

Alejandro Juan Luiz Martinez

[@rhombesium]

Don't let him find out about corned beef sandwiches

[@magicalgirlanime]

Those are fucking great tho

[@rhombesium]

@@magicalgirlanime If you like the taste of tears and dishwasher soap

[@chesterstevens8870]

Corned beef is only acceptable as a breakfast dish, with a side of eggs and slathered in white pork gravy.

[@magicalgirlanime]

@@chesterstevens8870 but the leftovers go on a sandwich when you're hungry later that night.

[@VengefulMaverick]

The bretons are eating like the aldermi dominion is still fireballing them from dwemer flying machines.

[@chrissant6277]

When I got back to Dagoth Ur - the building - I...

[@csmead209]

(this scroll) will open a portal to the deadlands, hopefully that will be enough to stop production of these vile beans.

[@MyWatchIsEnded]

If you think that's bad Dagoth Ur (the person) you should have eaten a processed block of chicken cooked in a microwave like I did when I was 10.

[@joshuahoffman1458]

The taste of their food and the beauty of their women made the English the greatest explorers in the world.

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

lol true.

[@DrKingFraggleRock]

Thank You

[@michaelsmith8028]

I love how there is a continuity here from other videos.

[@dosbueno2gud]

most of these videos are full of continuity.

[@michaelsmith8028]

@@dosbueno2gud I know. That's why I like them.

[@loganbacon2283]

clearly not bush's baked beans

[@austinbutcher8106]

Dagoth, season yr food

[@fabulouschild2005]

You have gravely offended my country! But you do make a good point

[@daehkcid9996]

Oh dear god no… we’ve entered the War With Heinz arc

[@roguishpaladin]

I can't wait for the surprise entrance of Magical Trevor's cow.

[@windows95leon]

Dagoth Ur criticising my culture and cuisine really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg (derogative)

[@dosbueno2gud]

its just the beans. Yall have some decent food but not the beans

[@windows95leon]

@@dosbueno2gud THE BEANS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

[@loveponag3921]

@@windows95leon You don't know what real baked beans are!

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The beans being devoid of all flavour means that at least they aren't tasting of anything bad.

[@jacksonduruy4303]

You should make a video where Dagoth Ur gets stuck between the ribs of akulakhan and has to ask his step-nerevarine to COME and help get him un-stuck.

[@dosbueno2gud]

this is a good idea

[@fanonfrenzy3809]

LOL these keep getting better.

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

The bretons must be liberated from their beans on toast making overlords

[@supercellodude]

Wait I though the floor of the Deadlands was orange-tinged chaotic creatia

[@hobojoe357]

I want this quest modded in.

[@joeystokes1921]

Probably not, Dagoth Ur has no idea that there are multiple bean factories that make those beans.

[@therealquade]

Have you seen the heinz big bean?

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"Probably some tribe I'm Black Marsh" Headcanon, English is a word for the Kothringi. Also, what the heck is wrong woth the English and beans!? Beans aren't hard to make, yet the English continue to mess them up continuously. Here in Texas you can have different ways and style of beans as a side to your barbecue, and it's always an adventure to see how each different joint makes their beans, whether they're sweetly baked woth a barbecue sauce or molasses or slow-cooked with spices, root vegetables, and salt pork or hamhocks or some other slowly braised protein. Yet the English for some unearthly reason just CANNOT figure out how to cook beans, and worse they have the arrogance to slather their flavorless beans onto a slice of white bread and call it cuisine. Is this what losing your World Power/Empire status does to a country?

[@When_did_they_add_handles]

Unironically yes to that last question, WW2 was both the end of British power and the cause of their cuisine getting nuked by rationing

[@Firestar-TV]

A good Reason to join the sixth House

[@KnoxCarbon]

I mean he was right about England being Black Marsh

[@emeraldwolfgaming13]

i just imagine all of these happening mid fight

[@masonrodgers-mc4wz]

I’m quitting the red pepper sprout corp thanks y’all losing y’all’s only closing man in that one place y’all know

[@creepypastakingthedragones3679]

Dagoth my friend, my sorry your first bean experience was with English beans, after this quest ill make you some cowboy beans, that should have been your first bean experience

[@r.e.z9428]

I feel that everytime I drink unsweet tea.

[@TrollOfReason]

My poor ashy boy...

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

Well maybe if for beans from the legendary Bush, Baker of Beans he would have a good experience de

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

Jesus fucking Christ autocorrect butchered my comment.

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

I'm back a year later and still offended over how my comment was ravaged, must be Azura altering to try to keep our Lord, Dagoth from this knowledge

[@gm2407]

Should have added vinegar.

[@derpanzermacher9094]

Dagoth, a god too dumb to use salt, pepper or other condiments

[@Mochachocakon]

Accursed little beans

[@michaelk4295]

“I thought of an English” lol We really need to shut down English immigration to Morrowind…just until we can figure out what’s going on.

[@StinkyRae]

Imperial Rice these days is too expensive these days..

[@jedihunter176]

These days Imperial Rice these days is too expensive these days...

[@phenixcat]

as a canadian i look dawn on english beans for our shourlunch beans are far better

[@bno6156]

Stick them on toast

[@rarr2130]

Foul beans

[@AnonIllumi]

Dagoth needs to have sunder around the side of his mask, men of the English tribe shall decent up on you with more fury than that of the brass god, that the 6 house shall be nothing more than a pale memory....

[@stanleyholmes1266]

Oh if i could give more than one like

[@garuelx8627]

I'm guessing there's a reason Americans put sugar and pork in their baked beans?

[@dosbueno2gud]

because its good

[@mso1ps4]

i hate beans

[@lukemorgan6166]

Lol 😂 you can tell when someone has never ate "british food" when they make memes like this

[@dosbueno2gud]

I have, the beans fucking suck. So bad. Blood Pudding is decent though.

[@SebastianJVW]

​@@dosbueno2gudI don't know what baked beans you've bought, but the sauce in them is *supposed* to be at least somewhat sweet. They're also supposed to be eaten as part of a Full English, where their blandness helps balance out the saltiness of the bacon and the sausage.

[@dosbueno2gud]

@@SebastianJVW Like, i have heard this from a few englishmen now and like, there are just better fillers. I am coming from an american perspective where baked beans are like, a side to be eaten mostly on its own rather than mixed with things.

[@GermanPlayNetwork]

I miss the time when British people could 1. take a joke and 2. could just accept their food is bland and bad and that a common theme about everyone who tries it. It's your fault you forgot your entire culinary history after WW2 and never did go back.

[@SebastianJVW]

​​@@dosbueno2gudYeah, I'd agree that there's better fillers. I will point out though that I'm not English, I just lived there a few years, so I know that their food generally isn't *that* bad when it's eaten in the intended way. It's like when people try Vegemite by spreading it as thickly as Nutella or peanut butter, and then are surprised when it's inedible (you're only supposed to use a tiny amount of it, and generally you put butter down first). It's like, yeah, of course stuff tastes bad when you aren't using it correctly.

[@PunishedSkin]

Beans and toast is based, that's 1 point I will cede to the redcoats.

[@ungface]

Imagine not liking Baked Beans on Toast.

[@dosbueno2gud]

its easy

[@RedemptionDenied666]

Im not English but close enough, but try a piece of american bread. Its legitimately more cake than bread. Yall pipo season yo bread with sugar.

[@dosbueno2gud]

yeah american bread sucks really, really bad, there is a reason i basically don't eat bread anymore

[@KelvinShadewing]

Sounds like American baked beans. Is he perhaps saying "English" in the Amish sense?

[@Yomim1984]

Rare Dagoth L

[@solo8734]

"A can of mysterious beans."