Dagoth Ur Helps You Pick Your Vote in Skyrim's Moot

Dagoth Ur helps Skyrim voters decide which jarl to elect as their new High King. But as we all know, the Sharmat has standards, and it's not easy to meet them.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

In short, on the next moot, you should vote for Dagoth Ur as your new High King.

[@ShasOSwoll]

Dagoth Ur (the god) I presume?

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@ShasOSwoll Nah, i meant Dagoth Ur (The Sweetroll)

[@ShasOSwoll]

@@DarkOmegaMK2 I'm going to Dagoth Ur (the building) and telling on you

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@ShasOSwoll You should consider Dagoth Ur (The Mountain)

[@TommieTheCommie]

I think Dagoth Ur (the fleshlight) would do well

[@Ariakin88]

“And he’s also an advocate for the rights of……………………………… Argonians” lmao

[@victorochoa3662]

Mudcrabs deserve more rights than those swamp things!

[@enklesmith4929]

"Look at that moustache, he's either a sheriff or a predator" 😂

[@FrozenRat161]

"Jarvis, search up police in relation to domestic abuse statistics."

[@HerohammerStudios]

So.... a predator

[@robertakurk5258]

He reeks of ale and pedophilia......... why do I still support the gray mains....?

[@buraconegrosupermassivo4869]

Man, that pretty much describes DrDisrespect's situation right now!

[@justinonguitars2600]

i really thought that Brunwulf would bag the moot considering the open mindedness he has for the fair treatment of the Dunmer in Windhelm, but then again he also considered the Argonians too lmao

[@soldierinsane2689]

Is there any poor treatment of the argonians by the Dunmer in the grey quarters? I don’t think I noticed that if that’s the case

[@kyleedwards6026]

@@soldierinsane2689 no but the dunmer used to enslave them, so there might be some tension there

[@brettfitzmaurice3317]

​@@kyleedwards6026 Not to mention in the lore Morrowind was absolutely stomped by Blackmarsh during a war immediately before the game's time. There's definitely some animosity between the races

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@brettfitzmaurice3317 really wish we got more on that. There's such an interesting story regarding the racial politics that's never really tapped into

[@kyleedwards6026]

@@brettfitzmaurice3317 definitely

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I'd go for Baalgruf, he's a real G. He lets you capture a dragon in his castle, is nice to his men, and always rewards service to him. He also recognizes the civil war for the waste of time and life that it is.

[@tylermech66]

He _is_ the least terrible. Seriously though, all the rest of the Jarls are either useless or horrible except for _possibly_ Ravencrone. I like her, she's a crotchety old bitch, but she takes care of her people and is effective enough.

[@TruekingoftheLeinstermen]

Balgruuf ravencrone and brunwulf are the best candidates also all go for the empire so any of these and skyrim is set just not elisif I hate elisif

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Balgruuf, Ravencrone, Brunwulf, and Kraldar are the only ones worth a damn. The rest are either stupid (Elisif, Laila), arrogant (Siddgeir, Igmund), bigoted (Ulfric, Skald), or outright evil (Maven, Thongvor)

[@TruekingoftheLeinstermen]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 I don't know why I got this notification but I hate the elves the dunmer are ok but the jarl of winterhold with some explanation about the collage could be alright balgruuf is my candidate for high king while I propose the dragonborn who in my most recent playthrough I roleplayed as a septim called my character talos for the position of emperor and tullius as chancellor of course the elves have to be killed every last altmer and most bosmer the khajit are grand this is my headcannon nothing not even the elder scrolls 6 can change my mind

[@Jiub_SN]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933ulfric isn't even bigoted, his people are, and only like literally 2 of them lmao

[@coupleddead247]

When he said “wait, fuck that’s two words.” I chuckled a little harder than I should have

[@ThePopo543]

I have two simple solutions for this dilemma: 1- vote based on f-- kability. The one you find hotter than the other wins. 2- install "become high king" mod. Problem solved.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

which means the only two up for election are Nerevar and Dagoth Ur

[@obama_hater1007]

Conquest of skyrim better

[@Jiub_SN]

A bird br the only high king otherwise most wouldn't see them as legitimate without ruling a hold, and even a Nord is a difficult thing to sell, the only thing making them viable is their being Dragonborn, and on top of that, only humans can be Dragonborn, so fuckability is best

[@knightslegion1731]

I had a buddy in college who was a huge ES fan and was a really smart/funny guy who would have loved this channel and possesed the creativity to do something similar. He lost his mind to schizophrenia and became a homeless vagrant--I don't know if he's even alive still. He's the one friend I had who would have enjoyed these vids as much as me. I watch them sometimes and can almost hear Stu's voice in Dagoth (as strange as that may sound.) There is a odd mix of joy and sadness when watching these videos.

[@DonMadruga72]

Damn, this is sad stuff. Sheogorath and those damned Daedra, always ruining the lives of the common people.

[@zachm9202]

He gazed at one too many Elder Scrolls, sorry to hear.

[@knightslegion1731]

@@DonMadruga72 sheogorath definitely fucked him over.

[@HerohammerStudios]

Fucking America, man

[@SnarkyRetort]

I'm sorry about your friend but low-key I thought this was a creepypasta intro at first

[@trapnexus7888]

"Skald is an old fart that carries with it a old hint of diarrhea that one can feel in their trousers at the tail end of a flatulent tempest" I had to quote this its such an insane line

[@RalorPenwat]

I'm going to put this out there: if I recall correctly, Balgruff's housecarl serves him to repay him for something he did for her in the past. She seems to feel she has a life-debt towards him, despite him insisting otherwise, so it is a matter of pride and honor that drives her to serve him, not any binding obligation. And is not honor important to the dunmer?

[@FourEyedFrenchman]

I think they also grew up together, or at least have known each other since their youth. They claim to be just good friends, but let's be real, they've definitely mashed Dagoths. And I don't see Balgruuf's moon and star running around Dragonsreach. Make what you will of that. Dunmer live a lot longer than men, so owing a life-debt probably isn't that big a deal. Irileth will still be pretty spry and good in a fight by the time Balgruuf is old and frail.

[@JargonMadjin]

@@FourEyedFrenchman I think during the Ebony Blade quest one Balgruuf's sons mentions that The Whispering Lady told him that his mother isn't his real mother, I don't think any of Balgruuf's kids are half-Dunmer but it does make you think though

[@KY_100]

And Irileth is in charge of all power projection, either in defence of the hold or for leverage in diplomacy. indeed, she has a sharp intellect for all matters military and in political intrigue. think about it, every task that Balgruuf has he either delegates to you (assumedly a dunmer...) or Irileth. he is wholely reliant on her, which is his only redeeming quality.

[@astridartemis7713]

@@JargonMadjin the racial phylogeny book states that children take on the race of their mother, with only slight traces of the father. they’re definitely not half dark elf, because that would, in TES lore, make them all dark elf

[@JargonMadjin]

@@astridartemis7713 True. The Gray Prince is an example of this, his mother was an orc and his father was an imperial vampire, the result was a pale skinned orc, it seems to suggest that undead can breed with the living, or at least the males can anyway. Doesn't really make sense that vampires can have kids but it is a fantasy series with dragons using reality bending magic through three worded phrases and a daedric prince obsessed with cheese, so I guess that'll get a pass

[@Dalton791000]

You're my favorite Dagoth Ur creator, keep it up.

[@Lamron333]

You're*

[@1776iscool]

I think Azura's divine punishment upon Dagoth Ur was to have him making youtube videos for the rest of eternity.

[@cowboydan507]

How can you punish a God!?

[@vynthiswechseln3868]

@@cowboydan507 False God, he uses the heart too.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

How can it be divine punishment when Azura isn't Dagoth Ur, a true god!

[@SilverJ17]

I just love how quickly Dagoth will drop a foolish Nord into the 'No Vote' category over any sort of favorable stance towards Argonians.

[@cowboydan507]

How can farm tools have rights? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[@doomfeast1102]

Headlines of the Black Horse Courier suprised many a citizen of the Empire with the suprise victory of write-in candidate Dagoth Ur in Skyrim's High King elections. Upon declaring victory, High King-elect reafirmed his earlier promises of fire and war, but also proclaimed that it is not too late for his mercy. Dagoth Ur then thanked the voters for their "grand" and "intoxicating" innocence.

[@sir_fuckwit]

For how could they vote for any other? For Dagoth is a God, a God, how could you not hope for a god?

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

Dagoth ur is caught between a rock and a hard place. If he supports the stormcloaks he’s condemned the dunmer to persecution. Other than that we all know how he feels about the imperials.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Time to bring in a third candidate, for it is not too late for his mercy. And if the voters do not support his labor rights reforms, he promises fire and war.

[@bridgetbrennan6615]

Solution: Wipe out both factions and become ruler.

[@luizmarinho6138]

Ahh yes, the tragedy of owning aesthetically unpleasant homes but otherwise living the same way as the Nord citizens.

[@nedimic5271]

Ah, but have you considered that dunmer in skyrim are still nwahs?

[@Burningflame97]

_"Aw, widdle baby can't even handle bad dweams."_ I never thought I'd hear Dagoth say that (replacing "r"'s and "l"'s with "w"'s to mock someone). lol

[@KingLich451]

we sure live in the best of times

[@MovingVanFromMars]

3:44 I was wondering how he was gonna address the “labor rights!” Dagoth Ur misses nothing! Keep this energy flowing, we need this!

[@ados1280]

"Her face looks like the palm of a hand after a 12 hour bath" God damn, if that isn't one of the most savage things I've ever heard. 😂

[@hiddendesire3076]

The next High King/Queen should be the dragonborn. Only one to get shit done around Skyrim, brought several members of different pantheons to heel, and is an honorary members of a Dunmer house for his work in Solstheim.

[@sigmamaverick9215]

tbh, the Dragonborn IS high king all but in title. You can be the head of pretty much all guilds and be whispering in every Jarl's ear.

[@synonymdave]

If you ask Dagoth, there’s two options. Him or the Nerevar.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Even if he is a filthy snowback, at least the Great Dunmer Houses Redoran and Telvanni recognize him as being a pretty cool dude. Now he needs to gain approval from the Sixth House. "Some of those filthy stupid vikings are alright. Maybe. Not really." -Daddy Dagoth Ur, 4E 210

[@Veeo669]

Nords count as beastfolk, no people who are that afraid of magic should be considered people.

[@kennethmoses4900]

“…daddy D and the Sixth House gang.” Take my like, sir.

[@kennethmoses4900]

I was not ready for Molag Bal-sack

[@crestfallenhussar895]

Idk I think Riften is kinda nice if you ignore the rampant thievery. Significantly less run down than 90% of Skyrim and only has slightly more poop than the average location as well as less homless people than Markarth and Windhelm. Heck the thievery is even arguably nicer since the rest of Skyrim has murderous bandits instead of non-murderous thieves. Maven might not be that bad a choice.

[@Jiub_SN]

Riftens only nice because it's pretty imo, I'd rather live in windhelm or white run, windhelm homeless are only homeless because of the refugees and the town is very cool and connected to morrowind by a quick boat trip, white run is just chill and their Jarl is the best in Skyrim

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Maven is at least better than that silver guy in Markath who lets non-farmtools work in his slave mine.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@Jiub_SN let's not forget who the homeless in Windhelm are. Argonians and Nord. All the Dunmer have a place to live and a job.

[@SuperLumianaire]

"Satanist hill people" Hahaha! Fucking true!

[@thunderbird7020]

10:17 “In what may be the meanest and most insensitive policy of racial discrimination Tamriel has ever seen” The irony there

[@Elias_rais]

''Hey guys, lets roast some Nords.'' My sides are in orbit

[@themusicman2800]

Goddamn, you just destroyed that motherfucker from Markarth. That was some of the most instense critique I have ever heard from you, Lord Dagoth of the Tribe Unmourned

[@Cosmic-Sorceress-17]

Ah, Dagoth Ur... Power and insight of a god mixed with the bigotry towards beast races of a Stormcloak and the self awareness of a Vermai. Always a hilarious and mindboggling combination.

[@Vienna3080]

In a serious note Baalgruf is literally the only viable candidate, the rest are literally stupider then a Blind Orc in a bird watch competition

[@gabby3036]

"...She'd probably sock me square in the sternum if I ever called her 'honey-baby' to her pissed-off face..." I back-tapped way too many times to re-listen to that line. Hilarious.

[@HerohammerStudios]

Daddy Dagoth calling someone mean is such an experience

[@josephmother6822]

>Nords give Dunmer Solstheim >Nords allow Dunmer to come to Skyrim >Dunmer are outraged by nords’ “poor treatment of them” Fucking gray skins, can’t trust then.

[@adnanbezerra6014]

9:10 Winterhold is just so depressing that people legit forget there's a general goods store there

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I only go there to become a more powerful Telvanni wizard (which Skyrim has a serious lack of) and to give wipe papers to the malacath who somehow manages to be the only person not involved in incredibly irresponsible experiments. Oh, and because the thing is lead by a dunmer, even if it is a nord institution and he is pretty bad at his job. But what can you do when there aren't enough dunmer around.

[@SwordlordRoy]

Alduin: I would like to throw my hat in the ring. My policies: eat everything.

[@DeltaTTYSQ33z3R]

Recently found your videos and so far I’m loving them. I need to catch up on the rest of the videos

[@knightslegion1731]

They're all really good.

[@generalsodapop3530]

I honestly respect Siddgeir's policy of channeling the holds bandits to conjure up some minerals. If he had his shit together it would have been a 4D chess move. Could have funded the whole war with those mines as it was clear he had an agreement with multiple bandit gangs.

[@Cousin-Eddy]

Well, that does it. Time to install the mod that opens up the High King position to the Dragonborn.

[@thehoerscorral8565]

The ending LMFAO I haven't laughed this hard in ages 😂😂😂

[@nonjomonjo2936]

Lord Dagoth, why not check out the dragon priests or something while on spring break in Skyrim

[@timsellers4946]

I think the thing that gets me the most with this version of Dagoth as opposed to others in the amount of inflection you can give him. Others are very stale and monotone, but this version feels like he’s actually talking to the viewer, not just reading lines

[@darkbeetlebot]

Dagoth's intonations are just getting better and better. At this rate we'll be able to make him sing vocaloid songs.

[@thenethralking6032]

This went just as well as I knew it would and yet I remain constantly overjoyed listening to this every second XD

[@lazerbeam134]

Brunwulf was looking good until Dagoth realized that the Nord's compassion also extended to farm tools

[@ailius1520]

For those who don't know math (1 - 1) / 0 = 0 / 0 which is actually "undefined" and not a low number. So Skald is actually as smart as whatever-the-f__k-Skald-says-his-IQ-is. It seems Dagoth can't do a proper math insult. I guess that's what happens when he had the Dwemer do all his engineering work for him, and he shows up afterward to hit something with a hammer.

[@twinzzlers]

I love how he just loathes everybody lmao

[@jarrettgarcia3980]

Also pls keep making videos lord dagoth

[@unslaadkrosis3489]

Elisif is the only Jarl who keeps her position regardless of who wins the war. So I think she will probably be made high queen regardless. Especially since even the stormcloak aligned jarls seem to have mixed feelings on Ulfric.

[@unslaadkrosis3489]

Oh god the thought of Maven black briar being high queen is terrifying 😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@unslaadkrosis3489 I would take Igrod over Maven any day. As high queen that is. She's a rather decent person who can cause a scene in the thalmor embassy for the Dragonborn and might even come to their wedding. She also doesn't get aggro if you're a late stage vampire.

[@chrisw5654]

There is that cut quest where Elisif was meant to be assasinated in a second Boethiah quest called Boethiah's Bidding . Erikur would then have become the Jarl if the quest content wasn’t cut. But twhether Erikur would kept his position regardless of who wins the war is something that could go either way. Balgruuf was originally supposed to die in Mephala's quest with his brother (Hrongar) then taking over. There are usuesed lines recorded for Hrongar that involve the civil war and main quest and unsed lines for NPCs in Whiterun talking about him being Jarl too.

[@filipvadas7602]

Idgrod, Balgruuf and Bronwulf are probably the best picks tbh. 1) Idgrod is WAY smarter than she looks. Its implied heavily that she uses her "crazy old lady" act to trick people into letting their guard down. She's also pretty humble and tolerant, willing to indulge the Thalmor and the Empire because its simply the better move for her Hold. Even if nobody appreciates it. The only flaws are : A) She's old. Not senile, but even if she was picked, she wouldn't be capable of ruling as High Queen for very long B) Her reputation would work against her as I don't think many would be happy with the representative of Skyrim acting the way she does. Plus, you could argue that she wouldn't even compete. As her whole thing is staying low and making others *think* they're smarter and more capable than her. 2.) Balgruuf is a jack of all trades, master of none. He's humble, generous, loved by his people, is a strong warrior in his own right and usually strives for peace and for everyone to get what they want. But his main flaw is that he is either really indecisive or reckless. Hell, its implied that he would have gotten assasinated *ages* ago if Irileth wasn't shadowing him basically 24/7. His main strength really is his ability to bring the best out of people, helped by the fact that he has, overall, the most consistently capable and trustworthy court members. 3) Bronwulf is basically the most progressive Jarl, stuck in the most *unprogressive* Hold due to the leftover blatant racism of many of Ulfric's Stormcloaks. But he makes long term plans to renovate the Grey Quarter, bring the Argonians into Windhelm proper and crack down on the agressive behaviour of some of the citisens. But what makes him interesting is he openly shared these views *way before* he becomes a Jarl, so this is him just practicing what he preached, on top of being openly against the war. The only problem is that we *really don't* see him actually *rule.* So we don't know if he achieves any of his goals or how competent and/or liked he is.

[@agwarddd]

Idgrod is a pretty believable choice with Empire backing though. If they were to put aside her age, she’d seem to them like a perfect puppet queen. A crazy old lady, who has just enough reason to see the ways being loyal to the Empire can benefit Skyrim in the present. But in the High Queen position, she has to reveal half her cards, while protecting the rest; her mysticism has to be private, while her more political mindset comes out. They install her as a puppet, only for her to reveal that the Crazy Old Lady act was part of her strategising. Now she’s in a position to stand up to action and actually act for Skyrim. After all, in the wake of a rebellion, the Empire needs to be able to put Skyrim to heel and Idgrod would seem like a good option, if Elisif can’t gain the votes in the moot, since its very clear that she’s the intended puppet queen, but for all of the Empire’s machinations, there’s no subtlety to Elisif as a puppet, and it’ll be harder for anyone to get votes behind her, especially since only Maven (for nefarious reasons) and Brina (as an Imperial herself) seem to have any MAJOR loyalty to the Empire. I don’t see Windhelm or Winterhold having much sway, since Brunwulf would still be affected by the fact that Windhelm was the seat of a rebellion, and Winterhold is falling apart. Igmund practically lost the Reach to Forsworn. Siddgeir is so obviously sleazy that he’d never get support from the Jarls. Maven is Maven, Brina isn’t a native to Skyrim. Balgruuf doesn’t feel like he’d accept it, since he seems to have enough issues managing Whiterun and shows no real lust for power. Idgrod stands as arguably the best choice for Skyrim, whilst being a good choice in the Empire’s eyes. But that requires the devs to have any kind of political insight for what both sides would look for.

[@MLJFireDragon747]

I actually have a bit of a question. Why didn’t the Dunmer in Skyrim just go to Winterhold? Winterhold needed a rebuilding and more than like 6 citizens total. The Dunmer, fleeing the chaos brought on by the red year, needed a place that would properly accept them or at least not be in a position to refuse. They likely would not have faced the same discrimination if they were in Winterhold, mostly because they would be a majority there and probably be able to properly rebuild the Hold. Not only this, they would also probably be able to vastly improve the College of Winterhold. Also they would likely make the province of Winterhold a mini Morrowind and thereby almost certainly much better. Last but not least there aren’t any Argonians in Winterhold. In Eastmarch the lizards are rightly kept outside the city walls, in Winterhold they aren’t present at all. Sure it’s cold sometimes but Winterhold certainly has a lot of advantages that the Dunmer were in prime position to take advantage of, all while avoiding the discrimination of Ulfric Stormcloak and being well out of the reach of the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire.

[@zekun4741]

Azura led them to Windhelm. And probably knew they would be hated so it's a form of punishment and test for them

[@blazzinga595]

@@zekun4741 they wanted hand outs and not Assimilation.

[@empirednw6624]

@@blazzinga595this, but I have no idea why they thought nords would give them gibs. Imperials would, but not nords.

[@KarmasAB123]

Continuing the tradition of having the Dragonborn vote for himself.

[@humpteedumptee8629]

the argonian are by default free labor. the only thing worse than a nord enslaving nords, is paying an argonian. "a series of reckless changes to local labor laws has seriously impacted our comfort and ability to chill" still the best lol. it must be remembers dagoth never claimed to be consistent, he's only claimed to but dark elves first.

[@chiefkeef74]

I'd vote for the Dovahkiin as the rightful High King.

[@Kenadian2006]

Quality writing as always

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

A better solution would be for The Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned to take over Skyrim, and have Dagoth Ur be Voted as leader, but there would be no point as he is already Sharmat, to even suggest holding one would mean one is an N'wah with a grand and intoxicating innocence

[@Dunmerdog]

Youre absolutely fucking killing it lord Dagoth

[@tacotruck9053]

Lord Dagoth, I’m curious, how do you feel about dark elves from other realms of fantasy, such as the drow from Faerun (D&D)?

[@RichyArg]

7:15 actually the Black-Briars have some dunmer ad-mixture, a black-briar scion hooked up with a dunmer in the 2nd era and had a pair of half-blooded twins.

[@RLToughGuy]

Hypothetical question, your grace. If I were to master Chim would you accept position of high king to bring the snowy wastelands under the glorious rule of post-almsivi Morrowind?

[@suieisuiei9219]

And how would they change the laws and rules of the land? Can i finally get my lizardfolk slaves? Or finally start cat hunting?

[@suieisuiei9219]

@charleshastings7260 very true

[@angelsandautobots]

If the popular candidate isn't a Dunmer I'm not voting. So there. Vote Dagoth Ur for King of literally everything.

[@raspiankiado]

Wildcard candidate, the leader of all guilds across Skyrim, even in other parts of the world. The Dragonborn. Probably hands down the best option. Then again, is a wildcard so...

[@antiochus87]

Really? What about that new candidate? You know, the one who can shout dragons out the sky and stockpiles cheese and sweet rolls. There's a 40% chance they're Dunmer and a 100% chance they're a stealth archer

[@EmperrPalpameme]

I found your videos a few days ago. I have fallen in love with these. Amazing work. Keep it up.

[@DarkWarchieff]

"Probably says creepy things at women in bars" so, you then?

[@milopresidente1291]

Dark elves literally owning argonian slaves and hating every race. Dark elves when nords make them livin in the hood: 😱😥👆🏻😔

[@renewagain6956]

Discount brand Dagoth Ur. Not impressed

[@Kagrenackle]

"Daddy D and the Sixth House gang."

[@listener709]

7:16 but lord dagoth as a god wouldn't you be able to ascend her to a proper dunmer? Whats stopping you lord dagoth to do what azura (a false god) did but to the racially less fortunate

[@PotooBurd]

Boosting for the algorithm 🙌 Love your work, keep it up! 🌻🐝

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

Good Lord Dagoth Ur, I've been looking into the business of breeding farm tools to make them better than they are as of now, so that they would be more compliant, capable and perhaps have a more variety of uses. I require your advice upon such an endeavor, though I would be happy to have any advice from any fellow Dunmer with experience in such matters.

[@empirednw6624]

Lol imagine being the jarl of the reach. You constantly have to war against Breton barbarians and large bandit clans.

[@battlesheep2552]

The Heart of Lorkhan must give Dagoth Ur the power to disregard Jarl Ballin's swag

[@duskbringer4583]

Have you rated Dragon Priests yet?

[@JargonMadjin]

Vahlok would be number 1 in my opinion, since he curb-stomped a dragonborn (Miraak), and was stated to be a just-ruler, so not only was he a total badass but he was also a nice dude

[@lofty123cheese3]

That’s why I voted for Joe Joeman

[@HerohammerStudios]

I vote for Elisif on the basis that she hardens my Dagoth.

[@chadharger9323]

With or without the cbbe/unp mods?😊

[@HerohammerStudios]

​@@chadharger9323both.

[@avernvrey7422]

Divided by zero? That means he's achieved CHIM!

[@KBird204]

Bro I've been binging your series and it made me buy Morrowind and give it a decent shot this time. I love the deep lore of the ES series and the characterization of Dagoth-Ur. I have to have the ES wiki on my other monitor to fully appreciate the depth of the jokes. Great content man

[@just_a_kat6094]

This is my preferred way to learn the ES Lore

[@BreddyK]

I sleep well at night knowing daddy dagoth wouldve been a storm cloak if given the opportunity even though he'd never bend the knee to a smelly nord.

[@neb2901]

Dagoth Ur, is the guy who would let the extinction of his species happen as long as the Argonian don't have rights. My guy, this is what makes him prime example of why the Dunmer are Cringe. All races on Tamriel are cringe.

[@emocatgaming2332]

He is honestly a good guy.

[@tdavis2j]

"N'why?" love it.

[@kevincandelario2573]

The last guy supported the downtrodden. I knew it when he mention the things about the dunmer. And i was just waiting for it.

[@aguythatlikesgames9574]

Just remember, Dagoth told the Nords about Red Mountain and the Nords and Orcs sided with him during the Battle of Red Mountain

[@abecerra81000]

You forgot joe joeman !! He’s got my vote

[@tyrfingrdragonborn]

In short this video is just a roast fest and no one gets to be high king. 😂

[@AmericanBrit9834]

So in summary, we should abolish the whole monarch thing and create a mercantile system?

[@SeaDog337]

Let's be honest, at the end of the day they're just going to choose the burliest snow ape with the smallest brain and the biggest Dagoth.

[@scarjaisero4716]

I love how this is basically if China told us who should be president.

[@wyatt8000]

The moot always confused me. Shouldn’t it have been called off when the dragonborn is revealed? The throne is theirs by birthright no?

[@dreyri2736]

Listening to Dagoth complain about racial discrimination is uncanny.

[@kittydaddy2023]

I only joined the Stormcloaks to fight the Imperial dogs. Let my F5 record show my utter disdain for all the jarls in Skyrim.

[@darkjason78]

Sithis take me this was gloriously amusing.

[@Haggysack2k8]

6:30 Calling the two kids of Layla Lawgiver "Sacks of flesh", while you could also perfectly called them "Meatbags" Let me say it with the voice of a well-known beloved Droid- i mean Animunculi from something called "Star Wars: Knights of the old Republic" Disappointed commentary: "If they are so disappointing as children and possible candidates for the throne of Riften, why not just call them out properly as useless meatbags. You see, my Master, Darth Revan had a student once and i did not even hesitate to call him a meatbag and even he - although i don't like to admit it - proved to be more useful than two lousy meatbag children."

[@empirednw6624]

At least Laila tries to keep up appearances. Maven doesn’t even bother and is openly pro mafia and because of that I have no idea why the empire would bother aligning with her.

[@KakashiHatake-sv1vb]

The Empire is corrupt.

[@darkyoumemento5307]

In the beginning, I had a thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if he put all of them in the no-vote section because he wants to shit on nords that much?"

[@somedudewhodraws9377]

As someone who does not know much of anything about Elder Scrolls Lore this is very helpful for me. But the way u write it out makes me lol as Ur is a sociopathic asshole and I luv him!

[@SugarRayD]

My vote is for Joe Joeman

[@boba3597]

Lol I saw the last guy and immediately knew Dagoth would no vote him for the argonian rights

[@rasmusdamkjr5270]

I voted for all the Empire-aligned candidates

[@empirednw6624]

Even maven? She isn’t even loyal.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Come, Moon and Star. Come, to the moot, where high kings are made

[@thejgamer0855]

"I used to say that the only thing dumber than a Nord is an Orc, but now I'll tweak that statement to the only thing dumber than a Nord is an Orc"