Dagoth Ur's NPC Tier List

[@UlvenTES]

Part 2 here : kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqrHZZaJq8mFmrc

[@iljaboon428]

No F for Filthy Outlander? Such grand and intoxicating innocence must be Sheogorath's doing.

[@UlvenTES]

F for fetcher would have been nice lol

[@rodi8266]

@@UlvenTES is this how you honour the 6th house of the tribe unmourned?

[@UlvenTES]

@@rodi8266 What a grand an intoxicating innocence

[@danielendless]

I feel like some DagothTubers don't understand how much Dagoth hates outlanders, everyone in that list is D tier if they're an outlander

[@UlvenTES]

That's right but today Dagoth Ur decided to put aside his hatred towards outlanders. What a good god

[@z0drakd0vah4]

@@UlvenTES ulfric the man who forces dunmer to live in the slums and worships a human "god" is an A tier according to dagoth? okay Ulven

[@carlborg8023]

@@z0drakd0vah4Oh waaah! Boooh! The white hoomans are like, so wasist to the poor dark elvses, they're just the worstest eva'... Waaaaaaaah. The Dunmer are only stuck in a slum because they are too racist to get jobs if that means working for a nord, have you ever listened to them. And as for Ulfric, he may be an outlander, but he's rather conspicuously not in Morrowind is he. Nationalists frequently respect other nationalists for wanting the same thing for their own people. So its not so improbable.

[@haroldbalzac6336]

​@@z0drakd0vah4 The Dunmer are not forced to live in the Gray Quarters. It's that they don't want to live next to Nords, so they stay in their own neighborhood.

[@z0drakd0vah4]

@haroldbalzac6336 uh, no they don't that's just completely wrong, are you in denial about the intense racism of the stormcloaks?

[@Xylluk]

"Almalexia. What a scammer. She tries to sell her bathwater on twitch" 💀

[@UlvenTES]

What, you didn't know ?

[@cirokistermann7834]

​@@UlvenTES is a reference at the Waifu tierlist right?

[@UlvenTES]

@@cirokistermann7834 No I didn't watch this, but it's a running gag in my videos to say that Almalexia is a bathtub/asmr weird twitch streamer

[@cirokistermann7834]

@@UlvenTES I know, the Waifu Tierlist of Dagoth Ur

[@UlvenTES]

@@cirokistermann7834 I will check that but I've no idea what this is so I don't have the ref sorry

[@morzemus1805]

If he had remembered Adoring fan's single album he'd probably upped his ranking by one.

[@UlvenTES]

True, what a banger

[@llerasdren]

"Barenziah we all know what you did in Riften" bro I know and that's really dark

[@derlich09]

What is it?

[@ko-bs2mv]

​@@derlich09 She did the dirty with Khajit N'wa h in order to join the thieves guild

[@rb98769]

lmao

[@playrasputin3457]

UwU

[@mgc9965]

@@ko-bs2mv and that too in front of everyone

[@iancovel]

Mike the Liar best n'wah

[@anobstinatecephalopod4605]

I like how Dagoth shames Yagrum for being swole, despite the fact that Ur is exactly the person to be blamed for that

[@UlvenTES]

Exactly what a great villain would do 😈

[@advocatusdiaboli9971]

I thought so at first, too. But that is actually not correct. Yes, corpus warps the body and makes it mouldable. BUT: if your will, your dedication and spirit,is strong enough, you can mold it to your liking! Look at Lord Dagoth and his greatest leutenants. They all have the physique of a god, despite, no, because of them being blessed with corpus. If Yagrum is so out of shape because of corpus, it is either because he wants it that way, or he is too weak to control his own body. In both cases, he himself is to blame! After all: What a fool you are, he is a god! How can you blame a god?

[@anobstinatecephalopod4605]

@@advocatusdiaboli9971 I rarely find people whose nickname fits them. You, sir, are an artist.

[@TreeHugg]

Delphene not being a filthy slave tier is terrifying

[@UlvenTES]

I should make a special tier for these annoying NPCs ... Below the Slave tier of course

[@ThePopo543]

There should be an F tier cuz F stands for "filthy br*ton". Delphine would be right at home in it.

[@UlvenTES]

F for Fetcher !

[@Kai-vq3gf]

​@@UlvenTES I was about to say that!

[@jjdraws410]

i can feel herma moras tenticals im adout to achive chim

[@davidhybrid3457]

ambatuchim

[@williamlortan4963]

Caius is so good at his job of infiltration, that even the most empire-hating entity in morrowind puts him i A tier, what a chad.

[@UlvenTES]

So true 😂

[@SALTYDATTO]

We're living in meme history. Incredible how accurate the AI is getting just in a few weeks. Solid work. Glad Daddy Dagoth is getting the notoriety he deserves after all of these years.

[@JonahCrawford-nu6lx]

Solid list with fair ratings and good commentary. I would love to see a part 2 with some of the characters not covered here.

[@UlvenTES]

I will probably make a part 2 because there is so many other notable NPCs (any many other NPCs to roast)

[@JonahCrawford-nu6lx]

@@UlvenTES Out of curiosity, how long do these vids take to make? They are so well done and I hope you get more exposure tbh. But yeah, There are way too many NPCs to cover in just a vid, but you do an amazing job and your writing is great. pls include my homeboy Paarthurnax in the next vid, don't even care how you rate him.

[@ifunnyuser6838]

@Ulven you should roast the childeren of skyrim in the next one, and dear dagoth please roast the ever living hecc out of nazeem

[@UlvenTES]

@@JonahCrawford-nu6lx Thank you. It depends, this video didn't take me a lot of time to make, but for example "Dagoth Ur Roasts Girls on Tinder" took me a few hours just to make the pictures for all the profiles. Some of my videos took me 5 - 6 hours in total, but not all of them.

[@leoortiiiz]

Nah ulfric being A is crazy

[@snas69]

love these dagoth videos

[@fenrisulfr9560]

I kinda want dagoth to rate his fanart, but he probably doesn't have time for that due to trying to drive off the mongrel dogs of the empire

[@gaz4553]

Glad to know that even the great Dagoth Ur listens to young scrolls. Lol

[@UlvenTES]

Of course he does !

[@Dynamodog7]

0:57 WTF Dagoth!? You cant say that to a disabled person!

[@UlvenTES]

Based Dagoth Ur

[@supercellodude]

considering that Corprus is Dagoth Ur (the god)'s invention that makes Namira and Peryite jealous, it's literally his fault that Yagrum Bagarn is bloated with tumors. I mean, medical technology is in a strange place due to magic and how broken it can be, but try finding the chemotherapy potion

[@slambler6702]

You dare talk morals to a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence…

[@Gandalf-The-Green]

The Thalmor dossier on Delphine says she's in her fifties, yet there she is acting like a somewhat more wrinkly and tanned thirty-something. What a Karen!

[@UlvenTES]

She's even worst that I thought !-

[@ThePopo543]

Never mind her age, I've seen a lot of hawt cougars before. The reason why Delphine belongs in F tier is because she's a filthy stinking br*ton. Also cuz she wants to ki- ll Daddy Partysnax, but that's not as bad as her being br*ton trash.

[@AndrosynthNuclear]

Needs more lore jargon and references to the sixth house and whatnot

[@UlvenTES]

Lol I see your point, it's funny, but why ? The original Dagoth Ur already says it, what's the point of using AI Voice if it's for making him say "Is that how you honour the sixth house blablabla" ?

[@thothrax5621]

The real Dagoth Ur would never put a Filthy Outlander anywhere above D tier, and where is the F tier the vast majority of them belong in? I have half a mind to put you in F tier for Filthy Outlander Lover

[@Become-Eggplant]

Thought Dagoth Ur would like the Adoring fan for his mix tape. I heard his music "STAR" did really well in cyrodill.

[@NR-hg1zs]

I just can’t get enough of daddy dagoth

[@PrinceZakariyya]

How can he like Ulfric when he discriminates against dunmer?

[@UlvenTES]

They probably both agree that Dunmer belong in Morrowind and Nords belong in Skyrim

[@N00Bella]

I knew he knew what he knows when he put Sheogorath on S tier.

[@kaidolderer5621]

did u just disrespect my boy Brinyolf?!

[@Kai-vq3gf]

Lord Dagoth has the right track of mind. Let us drive the mongrel dogs of the Dominion out of our beloved lands! ( And restore the nordic pantheon! )

[@mephisto279]

You have dishonored the sixth house, in no reality or plane would the Great Dagoth Ur condone the usage of Skooma. Only farming tools and outlanders would stoop to using such a thing.

[@stratusfraghalm]

Deserved for Brynjolf lmao, so annoying

[@jjdraws410]

based

[@chadharger9323]

You know how you can 'speak loudly' when calling out the Riften guard attempt at shaking you down when first trying to enter Riften. The same should've been an option for Brynjolf. "YOU WANT ME TO ROB FROM ONE MERCHANT TO SET UP ANOTHER MERCHANT! WHY WOULD I DO THAT AGAINST PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

[@remanscimitar]

*smirks in putting Cicero on both D and B tiers* 😂

[@chadharger9323]

Delphine deserves her own tier; SOTMT as in Shouted Off The Mountain Top. Can Dagoth rank Skyrim Holds?

[@UlvenTES]

AHAHAH.. That tied is a great idea

[@chadharger9323]

@@UlvenTES Great. . .I just gave the biggest racist next to Ulfric a good idea. . .excuse me while I Shout myself off a mountain top. . .

[@Seawolf723]

Was waiting for a Vivec plunging his spear into anything gag.... other than that S Tire mate

[@UlvenTES]

Vivec might appear in part 2 if I make one lol

[@JavlariFitta]

@@UlvenTES Make one please

[@dagothur3592]

Mike.... Mike the Liar

[@UlvenTES]

It's not like if Dagoth Ur would care about a Khajiit's name

[@dagothur3592]

@@UlvenTES I, Dagoth Ur, pointed it out, did I not?

[@temmy9]

they are not dagoth ur, therefore all are slave tier

[@Magpie1701]

These are strange times we're in.

[@mauvaisegraine3366]

Fargoth is obviously a giga chad

[@lostliberty9913]

Glarthir should be S!

[@russellprice805]

Dude Lucien lachance voice is at least S tier. Should call you dagoth err

[@UlvenTES]

Lucien Lachance is by far my favourite NPC in Oblivion

[@russellprice805]

It between lachance and sheogorath

[@artemisarrow179]

How come I get the feeling if I classified real life people as slave tier it'd be a hate crime

[@ethancortez6434]

i havent played the games, but even I know this list is far too charitable for Dagoth Ur, it must be Sheogorath's doing

[@UniqueUser08]

Lord dagoth dosent get rated cause you fools he’s a god how can you rate a god?

[@UlvenTES]

What a grand and intoxicating innocence !

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

@@UlvenTES No ranking or poll can work in this place. There is no escape.

[@99bulldog]

If there was a tier below slave I would've put Delphine on that one but other than that fully agree with everything else. 👍

[@kaylormurillo7207]

The first one 💀

[@GallonMilkProductions]

S tier for Slave and S tier for super

[@MarkD5678]

you see Dagoth you're not dealing with the average Argonian slave anymore

[@sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608]

Only one argonian, darn

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

I think Dagoth would actually really hate Divayth Fyr, since he tries to heal people from Dagoth's gift, the Corprus disease. And that he was instrumental in helping Nerevarine. Same with Caius. But that's what real canon Dagoth would do, not Dagoth from the memes.

[@stratusfraghalm]

I think it's funnier that way because it makes Dagoth more sympathetic and unpredictable

[@Xylluk]

0:40 NI NI NI NI NI

[@UlvenTES]

Funny but Slave Tier.

[@Poodleinacan]

It was not lore-friendly but it was alright

[@maradjade1848]

Delphine should be below slave tier. She is my least favorite character out of the whole series. Hell I always kill her and Esbern after the main quest.

[@UlvenTES]

You are right, some NPCs don't deserve to be above Slave Tier... I will make a better tier list

[@JavlariFitta]

F tier for FETCHER ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theamazingdagger5584]

Crazy that a serana simp and fargoth hater runs this account. Horse Armor DLC tier.

[@UlvenTES]

You gave me a nice laugh take you for that

[@DanRelayer_Ukraine]

Agree with everything but ulfric

[@zack87to87]

Guards list?

[@UlvenTES]

Some of them could make it in part 2

[@zack87to87]

@@UlvenTES give them their own list.

[@JavlariFitta]

@@UlvenTES please part 2

[@PrederNationteam74]

Mike the liar hahaha

[@elbaguetti5356]

Very funny. Slave tier.

[@bruhgod123]

rolff would be below slave tier

[@kingofthegrill]

You missed my girlfriend and her husband

[@StanisLas-cm8yf]

Savage lol 🤣🤣

[@PER5ik]

Yay funny stuff

[@UlvenTES]

Thank you ! :)

[@lolguy00]

loilol

[@theprecipiceofreason]

When the author can't write as well as the character can speak.

[@UlvenTES]

Why are you saying that ?

[@theprecipiceofreason]

@@UlvenTES "if you think that I will consider you opinion it will be a grand and intoxicating innocence." That ain't Dagoth Ur. That's Dagoth Derp.

[@UlvenTES]

@@theprecipiceofreason I don't see what's wrong with that, it's just Dagoth Ur saying that it would be very naïve to think that he would take anyone's opinion in consideration

[@theprecipiceofreason]

@@UlvenTES that's 'you' opinion and it will be a grand and intoxicating consideration.

[@UlvenTES]

@@theprecipiceofreason "your* opinion" it says..

[@chriscormack7539]

These should be Dagoth Opinions not the KZbin channels opinion. Don't ruin the meme

[@UlvenTES]

It's my video so I do whatever I want, you can still make your own videos if you want

[@AkhulAkhanBro]

@@UlvenTES So true..