Dagoth Ur's sleepers are unionizing (ai voice meme)

[@Eyetrauma]

Dagoth makes a dollar, sleepers make a dime. That’s why I snort moon sugar on company time.

[@rarr2130]

Nerevar is no scab, that's good to see

[@scruffopone3989]

Nerevar was more than just a former member of the Tribunal. He's a union man.

[@MikkelKjrJensen]

Truly his death was a great loss to all of Morrowind.

[@zacharyweaver276]

[New Quest Added] Help the union succeed

[@MyRedHulk]

Objective: Go to the strikers' camp and convince them to negotiate with Dagoth Ur (the god). [Optional]: Sabotage the food shipments coming through the Deadlands.

[@SacrynHill]

Hey where's your journal, Morrowind?!? Hold on a sec, Quest details and objectives clearly listed... ....is that you Oblivion and Skyrim!?!

[@mm-kk6nt]

​@@MyRedHulk optional: negotiate between both sides so you can get back into the polycule

[@Boarbatrice]

@@mm-kk6nt At this point everybody on the polycule besides Dagoth Ur, the union-busting monster, is supporting the workers in the strike. It’s Dagoth Ur, the polyculeless leader of the polycule, that needs to be let back into the polycule

[@MrGMoney1944]

Quest Succeeded: The Teamsters liked that.

[@lilyy7318]

"Squamous little socialist" I fucking love how subtle yet brilliant these lines are

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

The Nerevarine says: Workers of Nirn, Unite!

[@Brother_Piner]

I’d rather work with Dagoth Ur(the god) than unions. Knowing them, they’ll get Dagoth Ur(the god) to raise their wages by 4 septims, but require 5 septims in union dues. I bet the leadership of the union is some Mongrel Imperial dog.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"Is there a single semi-corrupt mercenary on this island you haven't killed?" Have you considered hiring the Morag Tong? I hear Talros Dral is looking for some action and a hit on the Majordomo of Scamps might be fun for him.

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

Don't worry. There is a third way. Enslave Daedras. Like Atronachs or Dremoras. Easy to maintain workforce that is pretty much endless. I'm sure exploiting the forces of Oblivion wont backfire in any shape or form.

[@aggulvar]

Dagoth Ur, the God, has a slightly different interest in flame atronachs I should think

[@jordan4192]

Don't summoning spells basically already do this?

[@rarr2130]

My dady was a Dreamer, And I'm a Dreamer's son, And I'll stick with the union 'Til every battle's won. Which side are you on? Which side are you on?

[@raak4070]

Based

[@Brother_Piner]

Maybe while you’re dreaming, dream of a world where unions aren’t corrupt, and aren’t run the same as mafias, cause this ain’t it. When a union gets big enough to negotiate, its leadership decides to abandon their workers and start funneling money into their coffers, and harassing union employees until they vote with the union’s party, even when their endorsed candidate is introducing legislation that harms the workers. All unions are trash, they’re no better than the companies they’re supposed to be protecting people from.

[@raak4070]

@@Brother_Piner you've ironically bought into the real mob bosses propaganda. As someone in a very strong union you are very wrong. Sure anywhere power pools there will be some degree of corruption, that's obvious. We are living in a world of better and worse, not perfect and imperfect.

[@TheShadowwarrior80]

Dagoth ur's

[@wimbusbert1249]

Mehrunes Dagon is all about the strike, but the second it's time to negotiate he's nowhere to be found.

[@boc120]

I was worried that Nerevar was going to help break the strike, but good to see he's on the right side of things!

[@Freekymoho]

Very interesting coming from a former king

[@romulusnuma116]

​@@Freekymoho cannot blame him for the actions of past life

[@DrErikNefarious]

I mean, Dagoth Ur (the God) also has slaves. So at least he's paying them.

[@ST-gd2bf]

Dagoth Ur, the god is becoming Dagoth Ur, the ruthless tycoon

[@unblessedcoffee1457]

Dagoth Ur... The building gets me everytime.

[@michaelk4295]

Lazy ingrates, I worked 16 hours a day in an egg mine since I was but a small mer, and I thanked my Hlaalu patrons for the privilege. Kids these days want everything given to them, like they’re my Hlaalu patrons or something.

[@Ondemas]

You got to go outside? Me and my crew are located inside the mine 24/7, every week of every month. You had it easy!

[@Lex_Araden]

Collective bargaining really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.

[@BifronsCandle]

That Nerevarine's name? Velothimir Llenin.

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

Good to see Nerevar ain’t a scab.😂 Also props to Dagoth Garel for standing with the union.

[@__-be1gk]

"How do you think I maintain these rock-hard abs? I eat rocks frequently." LORE ACCURATE

[@salamanda550]

Your stuff has too many golden jokes.

[@BLARGHALT]

You know Dagoth (the person), I got a cousin who helped break the strikes for Moon&Starbucks. I could send you his dream number.

[@crylec6534]

It would be like Mehrunes Dagon to support workers. He is about revolution.

[@7billionbees671]

Dagoth Ur (the building)

[@HolyChad]

The trouble with our Imperial N'wahs is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

[@dmitriyrasskazov8858]

Import argonians and replace dunmer workers.

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

Argonians will not replace us!

[@Sigismund697]

Sounds good to me

[@loveponag3921]

On one hand: labor is entitled to all that it creates! Roast Dagoth-ur over the coals! On the other hand: According to Marx's writings, proletarian revolution requires a certain set of socioeconomic factors and industrialization in play. Tamriel is largely a pre-industrial economy--or a group of loosely-connected pre-industrial economies--that largely appear feudal in nature. In this essay I will,

[@loveponag3921]

@@dosbueno2gud I would totally read that. I'd wager magic really fucks things up in terms of what is and isn't a commodity.

[@raak4070]

@@dosbueno2gud I'd read it, especially listen if it was read out in our golden tycoon gods voice

[@jeangermain837]

​@@dosbueno2gud that would make a great video essay

[@BrandonB...]

This is fantastic on so many different levels

[@pendantblade6361]

*Blares Wasteland 3's Power of the Union at max volume*

[@VictorIV0310]

Dagoth Ur meets the Eternal Champion and directs him to the Staff of Chaos fragment that happens to be in Dagoth Ur, the building.

[@iratepirate3896]

I may despise Asheviks but 4 septims an hour? By Talos that's a crime

[@dominicmanester8125]

I don't know, the tribunal is a kind of union and they shot the Nerevarine in the back.

[@bryanpiecre]

[Quest added: Make the Union successful] [Secondary objective: Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!]

[@mnspstudioful]

Union Argonian added to Canon Index. Continue.

[@ArrowDynamicsX]

Dream messages was a missed opportunity for dre-mail.

[@philosophygamer8377]

The rock hard abs bit killed me.

[@whitebread.]

I keep watching this particular one even years later. Something about "You squamous little socialist" brings me great joy.

[@dosbueno2gud]

thank you

[@cryosleep19]

Why can't I stop watching these videos

[@AphitethLordOfLight]

This needs to be made into a mod.

[@dosbueno2gud]

if any mod creators want to get in touch, id be willing to write one

[@Sigismund697]

It's easy Dagoth just close shop and fire everyone Then next day open up again with a different legal name and hire new staff Easy peasy, all the pros here do it like that

[@ArK047]

Arise ye sleepers from your slumber

[@ШаксимЛ]

>what fukin unions do they have in black marsh? 💀

[@MFcoowaid-VODS]

Omg.. dagoth ur has finally made it.

[@Leitis_Fella]

The rest of Dagoth Ur, the Building

[@paittenmedicineeagle4559]

Im like 90% sure Ur would just kill them all.

[@Mehow80]

Do one with Dagoth Ur as Bernie Sanders

[@HolyChad]

Eh, it'd make more sense if Juib was Bern

[@Ondemas]

Dagoth as Trump, Almalexia as Hillary and Sotha Sil as Bernie?

[@HolyChad]

@@Ondemas based

[@WiseOwl_1408]

Union zomibes. Seems about right

[@Srymak]

based

[@21stcenturysquid]

The word Nerevarine is actually a poorly translated version of Proletarian

[@H_Eli]

wait you guys are getting paid?

[@The_WatchList]

Average socialist or communist leader Dagoth Ur. "O I love collective action, it's great! But uh, I'll let them do the work while I..."

[@Ondemas]

Right? He should tell the workers to purge greed from their hearts, but also mention that they will get better pay AFTER the revolution is finished and his power consolidation is complete!

[@The_WatchList]

@@Ondemas propoganda does work wonders, a lie like that certainly could work! 😂

[@Shiptoast0]

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[@Centurion97]

This is so good