Dagoth Ur understands Caravan (ai voice meme)

[@TrollOfReason]

45 minutes later & the Nevarine is still thunking the boots together because they can't quite get the angle right on the heel.

[@MrTheta-lc8zy]

At least Dagoth Ur (the Caravan expert) didn’t require Nerevar to take off his pants

[@Sypitz]

Make him play magic and he will scream in terror and rage, smashing his fists through the folding table while screaming something about “THIS IS MAGIC OF THE FALSE GOD”

[@stointhedwarf9838]

I like the fact he kept switching between the different pantheonic representations of Malacath, but forgot to call him the Blue God also.

[@dosbueno2gud]

i didn't mention him enough for it

[@JamestheFreak24]

I still can't understand Caravan, I just stick with blackjack until I get myself banned from winning too much.

[@PrepareToDie0]

Luck 9-10 is OP, just doubling down until you take all the caps and get kicked out

[@DreamsInShades]

Steal? What do you take me for, a thievin' Khajit? ... Naw I'm jokin boss. I'm going to sneak it back into Dagoth Ur, the building, and hide it somewhere. And I'll only tell you where if you can beat me at Caravan. *Fades away immediately*

[@joshuadarrow]

Real talk caravan isn't that difficult. if you can understand Uno, you can understand caravan.

[@zacharyweaver276]

[New Quest Received] "Steal back Dagoth Ur's (the god's) CD."

[@PrepareToDie0]

[Optional objective] Format the CDs

[@ShallowVA]

See deez nuts lmao gottem

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@ShallowVA *shoots multiple arrows into your knees from stealth*

[@ShallowVA]

I just realized all of these are just Dagoth Ur’s radiant quests.

[@dosbueno2gud]

yep

[@Ciretako]

"You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Skooma"...

[@Guruc13]

Clearly he also has the taste of a God.

[@Bklyn93]

Dagoth and Nerevar’s slightly one sided friendship is very wholesome

[@knucklesdark4056]

Oh wow I wasn’t expecting a Viper reference. Considering, you did the Druids bit, I’m quite positive you know about Loco, the Tree Lion and the Quartz slavery.

[@dosbueno2gud]

i am just a shittier version of mandalore

[@knucklesdark4056]

@@dosbueno2gud aren’t we all?

[@joshuahoffman1458]

The more you know about ES lore the funnier it is.

[@dosbueno2gud]

I try

[@SneedRemembrancer]

The reference to ‘ya’ll cowards if you don’t smoke crack’ caught me off guard.

[@janerik5997]

Today 3 am innthe morning i woke uo,put this on(without ever searching for it) and went bsck to sleep.

[@dosbueno2gud]

sweet dreams

[@DrKingFraggleRock]

Thank You

[@austinbutcher8106]

I will still never play caravan

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

Oh, I can _understand_ Caravan, but if I wanted to play a card game, I wouldn't be sitting hunched and eyes-glazed in front of a monitor. I would go play a stupid card game.

[@dosbueno2gud]

Yeah but you can get like 5000 caps with it before you even get to the strip

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

@@dosbueno2gud That is a fair point, playing the game can be a fantastic way to get cash fast. On the other hand _I would have to play more card games than strictly necessary_ and I'm just not about to do that when I can explode people for funsies instead.

[@windows95leon]

Caravan really isn't that difficult! It isn't that good, but it isn't that difficult! The main thing is just memorising or more realistically looking up a reference for the face cards. All that said playing Caravan sometime really kwaa's my Flanenzerg.

[@awesome27677]

Im sorry dagoth ur. I -i mean Nerravine says your build is trash.

[@SomeGuy-gc8zs]

Caravan really isn't that hard; the only difficult thing is remembering how jokers work because they do like 3 different things. Also, incidentally, if Nerevar happened to loot any Rush vinyl records from Malacath's vault, I would be happy to trade $20 and a bottle of skooma for them.