HasanAbi reacts to Men Rank Themselves By Their Dating Profiles | Hasans Controversial Dating Advice

[@xavierriv41]

oh my god the wikipedia bit im crying

[@darklordbingus8705]

he wasn't even mad at chat he was so sad

[@justdeletemepleaseyoutube]

Ya honestly embarrassing, why be into a white-feminism airhead that regular disrespects black womens’ bodies 😐 Cara Delevigne is trash & only where she is bc of nepotism.

[@eljoel89]

The dude who put lover by choice / rebel by fate in his dating profile made me vomit in my mouth, and I'm a straight man.

[@justhereee]

Broooo don't lie about the height. Way too many tall women who will embarrass you out there. If you're 5'10" the 5'8" lady will know you lied about being 6' too lmao she's gonna be taller than you in heels (!!) and if you're 5'5" that's a daaaangerous game; 5'7" is a common height amongst women so the woman who is ~actually~ 5'7" or taller is gonna look at you like ?

[@swzslm1741]

Hasan’s takes are pretty accurate here. Also I think it was a little weird to judge the platform they were on bc irl only people who also use that platform will see the profile

[@Tellurium52mloid]

ive heard hasan rant about men complaining about not getting bitches and projecting it onto women at least 3 times and i just started watching him this week lmao love him for that

[@hannah2818]

As a woman, I tend to not want a one night stand but a hook up (with a man). My friends and I joke that it’s an investment. You want to find someone who sees hooking up as a team effort that can be improved each time

[@Teebee300]

As a woman I agree!

[@Noooiiiissseee]

I have women friends who basically say the same thing. Seems like a perfectly reasonable way to do it. It eliminates the inherent risk of a new person every time you want to have sex. Stay safe out there!

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

Yes!!!

[@justdeletemepleaseyoutube]

@ImNeoFr wow your sense of humor is trash. If you have to disclaim that it’s a joke to distinguish that you aren’t a bigot, you aren’t funny. It’s fine, a lot of people aren’t. Just try joking about what you know if you want to experiment, or shutting the fuck up is free 99

[@Delicious_Oreoz]

Trans women are women

[@junjiito6298]

All men are kings. (Except for Ben Shabibo)

[@CEOofAutism]

and like all republicans

[@kamusta3446]

Ben is a fem-bottom

[@meliandialogue]

Ben Shabibo is the court jester

[@JaxsonGalaxy]

The statement "all men are kings" already excludes him.

[@TheGoldenChildJai]

"no dead fish or animals" Yes, but what you can do is show a pic of yourself enjoying time on a boat with your fishing line in the back. Or out in the woods, someone else takes the pictures, no selfies.

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

No selfies at all?

[@Anomaly1618]

0:25 this needs to be the new outro 😂

[@Sgublaka94]

Het fellas: Listen ask and listen. That’s 250 % boost.

[@astralflick]

What does het mean

[@aubee2744]

@@astralflick helicopter

[@sgh94644]

Him singing made my day it was adorable

[@chc6644]

Hassan’s impression of Kate bush is spot on

[@espresso_depresso_cat]

This makes me glad I'm married and to someone I knew in high school, didn't have to deal with this since we got together before dating apps were big

[@iulioh]

Take confort if the fact that your relationship could end at any time! You could experience the dating world at any moment :)

[@franknstein5376]

@@iulioh I am sure that comment made their day so much better!

[@espresso_depresso_cat]

@@iulioh lol stupid divorce isn't an option, even before marriage we had been together for 7 years. But go ahead and be a loser that can't bare the fact that lasting relationships exist.

[@iulioh]

@@espresso_depresso_cat it was a joke m8 But I mean.. people split up after decades and some meet after a month and stay together for a lifetime. You are never safe.

[@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax]

@@espresso_depresso_cat LOL....Don't know a joke when a joke is do you? Guess what? People die all the time. You could become a widower at any time or maybe your relationship aint all that and you don't know it. It happens ALL THE TIME. You're not special. LOL

[@hotcheerros]

my most successful tinder bio was something along the lines of: "IF YOU CUTE KEEP SCROLLING ❌️ ONLY UGLIES PAST THIS POINT 🙅🏽‍♀️💯" met some lovely people that way

[@anantadr8996]

Lie about your height because it doesn't matter and it's important to let woman know you dont really care about honesty! Really good take

[@abdukomilovv]

Lying about height is rly not that deep honestly. If a girls gets upset that u r 511 not 6 and breaks up over that. That relationship wasnt going no where lmao

[@Beast80001]

Men: why does height matter so much to women Also men: I would never lie about my height even though it takes 2 seconds and literally no one cares.

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

Exactly 🙄

[@sanflux]

I’m just upfront any time a woman asks me… and that’s usually the point I don’t hear back from them 😅 better to just not lie because karma is really and it’s just better to be honest even if it gets you hurt.

[@masterjuice3894]

Damn Hasan at his best lmao

[@andresakra1283]

This is why wikipedia isn't accepted as a source in high school papers

[@cloudstrife6729]

That old looking for a wife profile in the paper was hilarious, I live in Aroostook county Maine(moved from CT) and that shit is on point, ain't shit changed since 1865 totally bully lmao

[@blkkatemoss]

I think everyone has had a sexual awakening to Can’t get you outta my head

[@MrHale]

Hasan doesn't need a dating app bio with looks like his. That handsome son of a b.

[@willzkillzz]

Tbh pics with dogs do absolutely nothing for me. I see it as slightly manipulative to girls who are obsessed with dogs. Aside from that your takes are spot on. Also I find it really weird if they post pics with other women or kids. Or guns. 🤮 Also corny bios are the worst. No pickup lines, no corny flirty or sexual shit. Just talk about ur interests and standout things about you. Group pics are an automatic no. We don't care if you're the cute one in the group. Dead animals automatic no.

[@xDDufiosy]

How exactly is it manipulation?

[@Fildoggy]

I dont care

[@drewburns246]

Just buy a mannequin at your local mall then.

[@willzkillzz]

@@xDDufiosy it's common knowledge that most girls will swipe yes on a picture of a dog, I've had some friends who swiped because of a dog, and then it wasn't even the guy's dog, sometimes they don't even like animals, and I've had guy friends who know about this tactic and use it. To manipulate is to control or influence (a person or situation) cleverly, unfairly, or unscrupulously. Most men are aware of the fact dog pics influence women's decisions and use that cleverly, or unfairly if they don't even like dogs or have any. That is literally manipulation, obviously it's not evil or heavily toxic, but still slightly manipulative by definition.

[@willzkillzz]

@@Fildoggy nobody asked lol

[@blankety1988]

on grindr we dont have any of these profile things. lol. just photos. When you remove a woman from the equation, two guys aint gonna give a shit.

[@GeekyC]

The dog cheat code doesnt work on me ... im allergic to animals :(

[@Cloverdew4406]

Well you are in the 0.01%

[@GeekyC]

@@Cloverdew4406 *sigh* im used to it lol

[@Cloverdew4406]

@@GeekyC lol well I hate cats because some of my family are deathly scared of them so I can sympathize.

[@jasonmckinley9913]

Yo Ed lives in my town lmao

[@CA-bw9vw]

Just as we know why you post shirtless pics, we also know why you add pics of you with pets or with hot women or traveling or with your fancy car. We're not that gullible lol

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

41:14 is why I start my height preference at 6’3 (I’m 5’9)

[@KDbelieves]

100% A lot of them get mad that women prefer tall men, but they don't understand that some of us lie about our preference because we know that they lie about their height. The dating game is so stupid 🤣. We make things so much harder than it has to be. I usually say I prefer 6'1 and up because most short men don't go past 6'0 when they lie and 6'0 people will lie and say they are 6'1. In reality, I don't care that much. I prefer tall men, but I've dated men that are like 5'5 give or take (I'm 5'7). As long as they are financially stable with a good heart, great personality and at least average in looks, I'm satisfied!

[@TheYolo20]

Jojo u know that only 2,9 percent of the us are over 6‘3

[@Beast80001]

As someone who goes to the gym, I 100% disagree with the mirror selfies take. Probably best to have a shirt on, but if done when you are wearing something you think is nice or after a workout, they can show confidence and show some hobbies you enjoy. 21:21 I also think it's ironic that the girl says the mirror selfie is super into himself, but the guy she swipes too next with perfect lighting and editing isn't?

[@swzslm1741]

Neither me nor any of my girl friends think a mirror selfie is a good thing in a dating profile, even less so at the gym tbh. Maybe there are some who like it and it’s no an immediate no but I’d say for most it’s not a plus

[@suhasnair19]

Gymbro cope

[@Beast80001]

@@swzslm1741 you can think that. I just think that Taking a photo with professional lighting and editing is more indicative that the person is into themselves than snapping a quick mirror selfie at the gym with a pump. Yeah thats probably my bias since I love working out, but it's a hobby I spend a lot of time on so duh I'm going to show that in my dating profile.

[@swzslm1741]

@@Beast80001 I’m just saying what I as a girl find attractive in dating profiles and have heard more or less from most girls I’ve talked to about this. Gym selfies just kinda come of as douchey to a lot of us 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@franknstein5376]

@@Beast80001 I suppose it depends right? It kind of makes sense if you get a photo at the beach/hiking etc. because you are actually doing something and having fun, so you want to keep a memory of the moment; besides a non-selfie photo makes it look like you were with someone, which may make you appear sociable. The extreme would be having a photoshoot-style picture of you in your backyard or with your car/bike (that looks narcissistic as hell). Selfie are acceptable (especially if you are not a big picture guy and need something to put there), but a shirtless mirror one can make you look more douchy than confident (personal opinion obviously, and doesn't reflect on anyone's actual personality irl)

[@socialistbatman1211]

I can’t understand wtf any of these comments even are saying

[@tylerhackner9731]

Interesting lol

[@CA-bw9vw]

41:39 Guys can lie about their height just as girls can lie about their bra size. Who tf cares.

[@dillonforgoteltons4317]

The amount of times you paused this video was unbearable

[@deezlilnuts]

lost respect for Has after seeing his date profile

[@TheBakerii]

3:05 can proudly say i have a better dating profile bio than hasan

[@deezlilnuts]

@@TheBakerii 30 year old man with "puppers" and anime in his profile bruh