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[@RainzHollow]

14:53 Female hyenas also have what appears to be the same ‘reproductive equipment’ as a male, so it can be difficult to tell them apart because they’re similar….in many aspects. If this doesn’t make sense, look up “difference between male and female hyenas” for a better explanation.

[@cactus.man_]

Yeah but they aren't hermaphrodites, their bits just look the same

[@RainzHollow]

@@cactus.man_ My apologies. Thank you for the correction, I will update it.

[@klausolekristiansen2960]

The easist way to sex a spotted hyena is to palpate its testicles. A female has fake testicles that are soft to the touch. The genuine testicles of a male are much firmer. I see why the zoo staff may have been reluctant to do that.

[@sassy.]

It’s called a Pseudo penis. Like a really elongated birth canal (“vagina”) due to high levels of testosterone. This pseudo penis makes sex extremely difficult as you can imagine it something like trying to insert one penis into another from behind all while the female is viciously fighting the male off. Not only reproducing, but also giving birth is also painful and mortality rate is like 75% for the mother and baby, so only 25% of hyenas survive birth and giving birth because the baby has to flip upside down to be born but since this birth canal is so long and tight, the baby’s will suffocate or get stuck and die. The reason for this pseudo penis, I believe I read that it’s because in Hyena populations, they follow a Matriarchy, where the women are in charge and brutally beat and assert dominance to the males before running them out of the pack to find their own new family, ensuring diversity. Hyenas are in the weasel family, not canine.

[@happygav123]

0:22 That explains why Marlin was so determined to find Nemo.

[@hollowy-x6m]

At First I Thought The First One Was A Ding Dong 💀

[@ethironassbeaterr26]

It kind of is

[@calamity9451]

@@ethironassbeaterr26 hands = dong

[@ethironassbeaterr26]

@@calamity9451 you’re probably too young to understand what the use of those “hands” are, if you couldn’t tell by the shape

[@edenmcleod2041]

@@ethironassbeaterr26 i dont know what a younger me would think one of those hands are (im 15 m) and yeah its a "normal" selfie xd

[@theonlyshinyumbreon]

Honestly that would've been less weird.

[@kay-dc8495]

2nd one took a big plot twist to say the least

[@zobiplaysgacha3764]

Lol

[@m0thp1mp21]

idk why but people with the music mark are always on the most random videos

[@zobiplaysgacha3764]

@@m0thp1mp21 Mhm

[@keybladewielder9425]

I fully support the "Aliens VS Predators" project I would go to USA just to hunt sex offenders and unlock all the kill streaks

[@dashcamandy2242]

It should be livestreamed as well!

[@revisit8480]

"I would hunt down predators in America for entertainment and consumerism, but not in my own country to better society." Spanish memes - checks out...

[@alicewilloughby4318]

1:47 - Oh, God, I don't even want to think about it! 4:04 - (sings) If you like Pina Coladas, Getting caught in the rain, If you not into yoga, If you have half a brain.... 5:56 - What happens if the air bag deploys? 11:32 - That might actually make a good show! 13:49 - (sings) Feed the birds, Tuppence a bag... 15:05 - You can't even say the word "kidnapping" on KZbin anymore?? 16:22 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[@drk_matter4640]

8:49 - must have been a black kid

[@mannydavis7708]

13:02 I've seen this before and it came with a response, something like "As a black man, I am disgusted that more people didn't vote to ban country music."

[@SussyGrassInTheLawn]

the touching the uvula is actually fact, you can taste the all of the food you ate for the past 12 hours if you ate the same food

[@user-om2se6sl7l]

4:54 I thought it said “Shakira Shakira” I-

[@kono_dioda87]

4:49 "My source is that I made it the fuck up"

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

As a mythology nerd, 2:23 is 110% true.

[@brodyalbert9214]

Yep

[@joseleonido3479]

Hera never created Heracles anyways.

[@Arkylie]

When I first saw the trailers, I was like "wow, how is Disney going to handle the whole cheating-husband angle, that's new ground for them but it's so foundational to the story" then it's like "oh hey Hera's such a loving mother and they're such loving spouses and parents and the lack of godly attributes is totally due to demonic forces pay no attention to the mythology behind the curtain" 😂 I mean I suppose one couldn't expect too much fidelity when they've turned a Greek chorus into Gospel singers, but... yeah.

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

@@Arkylie yes, I'm not sure if I want to know what did Greeks (and literally everybody else) eat before they created their myths.

[@revisit8480]

@@hungariangiraffe6361 "Everything I don't understand can only be explained with mind altering drugs"

[@Meisterdieb]

@ 7:59 Why does the dad seem so confused? He's looking at his wife as though they all walked in on him minding his own business.

[@Norinia]

Like 16 kids just happened lmao still hasn’t gotten the idea maybe he should stop xD

[@charlesromero7108]

That's a huge battering RAM

[@somerandomguy5600]

I usually do these videos up to the point where I just go, yeah that is enough for today.

[@joemtnclimber793]

This one fits that category for sure.

[@redlobster4841]

Same

[@thibautklinger5178]

0:17 impressive they finished med school and married their mom

[@varcolac5515]

5:59 me when i dont wanna live anymore

[@Anileux]

1:28 Wtf, who in Poland screwed up? (Polish person) xD

[@XDrang93]

(6:33) The censor dong is bigger than the comment. lol

[@theronlutes4120]

The cop shooting the student was local to me. Woke up to hearing about shots fired and school being on lockdown on the scanner. Cops name is Tim Dispennett and was an officer in the area teaching a criminal justice class. He's on administrative leave last I heard. Edit: changed shits fired

[@michelleresistance]

I hope you mean ‘shots fired’

[@theronlutes4120]

@@michelleresistance lol no shits except the officer we're fired

[@revisit8480]

@@theronlutes4120 were*

[@michelleresistance]

@@theronlutes4120 I am sure ‘shits fired’ can be used somewhere, just in a different context. Either way, you’ve made me laugh, so thank you 😂

[@verycatly5643]

I lost it at missile toads

[@laurabeane8862]

I still have to unwrap the idea of a "Bark Mitzvah"

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

6:34 bro when the voice finished that last sentence i got an ad and the single millisecond of complete slience hit hard

[@XDrang93]

I thought the dong censoring the name & pfp being bigger than the comment hit hard.

[@shocknova8627]

8:49 "There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[@hazardfaux]

7:01 damn daddy bear tough.

[@killerofthor7900]

12:04 didn’t really age well

[@markfairbanks3533]

Yes, her death was such a surprise!

[@AGoatLover]

i love your vids

[@weepyneurotic3143]

I still don't understand why words like sex are censored.

[@jaydenduncan1860]

1:30 is crazy, if ykyk, lol

[@KhalerJex]

6:14 oh shit, that killed her right there

[@NothingToNoOneInParticular]

To be fair he could still do the King and there'd be the same result. Statues in Ireland and all.

[@platypusnduck]

1:29 how is she smiling

[@MrOlsonn666]

Funny how when the sun goes down, the dark side of my mind takes over… lol well at least I realize that

[@nolesy34]

Hands across America be like

[@WerewolfMaster]

12:52 Jeez imagine how bullied this kid will be now irl

[@Johnny_200]

How to hurt Fifa: Simple, you get a plane and then you wait until November

[@michelleresistance]

You wrote that in November

[@snipergaming2732]

tf is even the first one

[@elizabethbeal8057]

12:03 OH SHIT

[@sorryisoldthekids47]

8:40 Wasn’t paying attention to the screen and heard “He just replied to my tittie picture with his” Cue the double-take.

[@Integritys_Sum]

6:10 how many guys was she with before finally changing her standards?

[@Kinkkis]

20:06 i'm ranked n°1 at Interpol most wanted, they just dont know it yet.

[@NoBloons]

What the- I- *what ARE those???*

[@agrilledsandwich2745]

4:52

[@jellyloser9615]

7:56 so true

[@airimee]

2:47 I'm sure if you drift it you can kill all of them

[@fnafgodzillaprime]

I love this

[@spacecowboy2957]

0:23 In Finding Nemo, Nemo's dad died and his mom changed sexes. It was in the now infamous deleted first scene that scarred many children when the DVD & BluRay came out.

[@kutura_P]

Nice video

[@laurabeane8862]

Yea. If you can't handle the sarcasm from an imaginary orange cat, don't ask for a Woman

[@joseleonido3479]

2:03 😮

[@GreedyOrange]

holup damn couldnt do it

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

Okay. So what is that thing on the first clip?

[@WSmith07]

@@_The_One_And_Only yes

[@aceaj2620]

What is that thing? In the thumbnail

[@Cyberraptor14]

2:56 I didn't know that was the mascot. It looks kinda racist

[@zaberfreedom8224]

1,204.9gb over 10 years

[@markklippenberg7364]

The doctor married his mom?🤮

[@OnlyTomFoolery]

13:05 I don’t get it, like is it supposed to be weed or something else

[@dashcamandy2242]

Yeah, that's a poorly-disguised weed grow house. The orange glow is high-pressure sodium lamps, the kind formerly used for streetlights. Those lights are fairly energy-efficient (but produce a lot of heat, which is how law enforcement discovers grow houses - by using thermal imaging cameras) and produce plenty of light in the wavelengths that stimulate photosynthesis. (A former friend of mine wanted to setup a grow house, but once he figured out how much he'd have to spend just to get started, and since his girlfriend was having a hard enough time balancing rent, utilities, car insurance, gas, cigarettes, and groceries on her pizza-delivering income, he had to give up that dream.)

[@OnlyTomFoolery]

@@dashcamandy2242 damn you didn’t have to put your life into those but thx for letting me know

[@glitchedmatrix55]

What's the anime at 13:24?

[@drydogg]

Her: If you could have sex with any person in the world, who would it be? Me: ... Um, no.

[@say-gaming9733]

What is the joke in the first one

[@edenmcleod2041]

oh god ok so them "hands" are used for stuff with theyre behinds-

[@pizzamanthabest]

@@edenmcleod2041 sauce?

[@robertcrandall6212]

I absolutely love the double fisted toy hanging out in the background.. I wonder what thier father's said..

[@nolesy34]

Thats the thing in requiem for a dream the black man says ass to ass and has a chuckle

[@colincampbell3837]

Happy Thanksgiving to you nerds

[@walkerwoods6104]

Unpopular opinion country music is good

[@WSmith07]

Disliked

[@zagaa1891]

Howdy

[@Aaden66]

Hi

[@FloppyTheRabbit]

Please do mine

[@AGoatLover]

1st comment

[@rodgeezekielalvarez2101]

8 comment super early

[@zlllllz]

Yo first comment

[@luizanythingclips]

First

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

666th like.

[@donlarocque5157]

Who the hell thinks Sept. 11 is funny?

[@electr0cute170]

every single sane human individual

[@greythepercyrepaint7888]

it's not. some folks use it as a joking point.

[@justamicrowave5297]

everyone who isn't still grieving over an event that happened more than 20 years ago.

[@gameswithpeachcord7498]

Most of the sequels suck EXECPT for the 2001 reboot that sequel was action packed and full of LIT STUFF

[@theassassin7773]

He admitted the obvious,,,,he just said the quiet thing out….