Try Not To say Hol' Up 38

[@dyrzeujaysiqueirosrodrigue6466]

"Both, both are good"

[@amarquext]

r/cursedcomments

[@TheOddGuyWasSad]

Put a star next to my name plz

[@JButBetter]

@@TheOddGuyWasSad ⭐ Done.

[@halilkanmaz5964]

@@TheOddGuyWasSad i can’t fly to space so no sry

[@BatInDisguiseOFFICIAL]

@@TheOddGuyWasSad aight then ⭐

[@007Boksik]

7:14 when Poland is playing Andorra it is POL-AND. The remaining letters not used are AND-ORRA.

[@The_PerfectDark]

P-andorra, remove one r and u get Pandora's box

[@ashemcintyre1814]

its short for polnereff land and ORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@springtrapsmainman6674]

*dad walks in*

[@ah.th4q]

Nice rhymes, man.

[@voltbolt2316]

sweden and denmark as well

[@AsianSwagMstr]

Always thought the first one had a simple answer. So basically your mom will obviously be confused that she is in your gf's body so all you have to do is make sure to take that advantage and get her unconscious somehow. Then well you do the deed and that's it you won't have to feel guilty as its your gf's body after all. After everything goes back you just tell your mother that she was indeed just tripping and boom job done

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

Fucking unconscious people aint so good either

[@FlyingAce369]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 In this case it's better than your conscious mother or your soon-to-be conscious mother's body

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@@FlyingAce369 true and f*cking a biological relative which is your gf's consciousness in your mother is nearly as bad as proper incest

[@dareenkina]

lol

[@sicapanjesis3987]

@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 it is not consciousness, the body is just transferred, so the mom will think as a mom should do, but her body will look like the gf...

[@moony5097]

4:55 I love how McDonald's has grown into being a depressed adult with us

[@bubblegum_pop1161]

when yor trying to take a test, but this pops up in your recomened

[@TacDyne]

I must say, this has been the most hilariously brutal set yet! Outstanding! :)

[@guccigus5972]

3:30 ‘how dare you stand where he stood!’

[@tiggsyhopp7651]

I'm one of the people who don't know and I'm terrified, but so damn curious

[@technochez5094]

1:24 It would’ve been different if the back of the couch was facing them.

[@-showtimesteve]

1:25 leave the room as fast as I can or invite them to the movies

[@ligtnggremln]

invite them to the movies to show then that they are popular

[@MrSlimeTheOneAndOnly]

Wait, is Ghost Face there?

[@MrSlimeTheOneAndOnly]

"So uhhhhh, anyone wanna watch The Shining? I hear it's pretty good"

[@-showtimesteve]

@@MrSlimeTheOneAndOnly sure

[@Trap-chan750]

You remember the one in this video saying that you have to eat your username. well.... I would eat yours too.

[@benmountaingangster]

1:25 “Ah, even more serial killers! Can I join the squad?”

[@Skelebrainz]

4:36 Pinocchio's nose can grow, so that means-

[@nidasantiago186]

My childhood is ruined :D Also what the hell

[@snakesnake9882]

HOLY SH-

[@fannyliem3536]

My childhood ia sleeping underground because of you

[@salariedcrane4756]

HE CAN CONTROL THE UNCONTROLLABLE

[@eugenepile7036]

man im lucky i dont like dat

[@hallomeinnameistkarl216]

1:25 i would fall in sleep again, but never wake up after this…

[@snakeywakey3893]

2:22 Bro got his bro's back.

[@LordRazer3]

7:50 not shore whats more impressive the fact a 59 year old man was able to capture and tie up a 12 foot alligator or the fact that he some how found a hole. Not supporting anything I'm just impressed

[@moony5097]

I'm honestly not sure what's more impressive: the fact that a would be English teacher correcting the 'shore' or the fact that the dude in the video didn't die trying to capture the damn thing...

[@hassan_xyzz1290]

People with no Mom: *Laughs*

[@ВгостяхуЭндеркинга]

Plot twist: their mother swaps bodies with nobody, so her personality is gone, and the soulless body is left. But there’s a way to bring her back…

[@Black-fp3dy]

Yes

[@V0lt1j]

Looks like Batman has an advantage

[@LOWTlERWULF]

@Always Unlucky then your BF and your dad

[@neoishere8202]

if the mother is dead and the switch still happens your gf will go in your mothers corpes while your gf's body has nothing in it so would she be classified as dead? or would your gf be dead in your mothers corpes first? or does your mother come back to life and your mothers corpes raises from the dead???

[@HiVoltish]

"Taxing billionaires" is exactly the same as "regulate my industry". It eliminates competition.

[@amberkat8147]

???

[@what_theactual1984]

Bots are spreading capitalist propaganda now. I see...

[@spamrisk7784]

4:41 no wonder Pinocchio lied so much

[@metallabx407]

1:56 double kill

[@HighOnLife1985]

9:36 This is by far most acceptable

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

3:07 is a very close second.

[@serspritztomb]

Here two years later to tell you 10:15 is wholesome as fuck

[@northernalpine4350]

"you have to eat your username how'd it go?" me: *_Starts inhaling light stronger than a black hole_*

[@blade9657]

.......well now. I’m not sure how this works for me.

[@northernalpine4350]

@@blade9657 well shit...

[@dkdkshsbdvi5276]

oh no o.o my user..

[@dkdkshsbdvi5276]

idek what it is lol

[@randomperson.5781]

Oh no

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

2:40 Person: You can't offend multiple demographics with a single message The white text: Hold my beer

[@CultOfTheTriangle]

1:26 I would say "not today satan" then roll over and go back to sleep

[@siddabest6666]

1:26 Stay there. ITS THE LIVING ROOM

[@adamskythief8238]

5:00 He’s trying to catch them all… well, by the looks of things, he may have failed to catch one minor detail… 0_0

[@thatone86]

He never fails to make me laugh

[@nabongobong9155]

"Jokes on you I'm into that sh*t"

[@Delulu_liv]

now that I've really thought about it, I've never seen anyone buying a toothbrush, so my theory is that they just spawn in the bathroom whenever someone needs a new one and the ones at shops are just for decoration

[@astro_..]

pretty funny, i was watching a regular show video and once i saw this video's thumbnail, muscle man started screaming: "MY MOM, MY MOM, MY MOM MY MOM MOMMY MOM MOM"

[@jackscoular3235]

Lol

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

0:01 If that wheel DID visit me in my dreams I couldn't care less they are either highly realistic dreams about the NHC tropical Outlook or very random dreams where he would be downright inconspicuous and mundane.

[@dingusdongletonthe8th]

brother had a stroke

[@moony5097]

*proceeds to have a seizure*

[@karolfacemyer]

answering the question at 1:25 First things first. Are there any weapons? Assuming there aren't, I say a prayer in the name of Jesus to get Valak out of the way, run to her position, call Frankenstein's Monster an ugly failure so that he comes charging in rage towards me. I jump out of the way to get Freddy, Jason and Leatherface samshed to a pulp, grab Leather's chainsaw and saw off Frankenstein's monster's head. I proceed to focus on Pennywise and believe that he is on my side, and he kills the two unrecognisable figures in the background, then I beleive that Pennywise will explode...

[@non-shockingtopics7563]

2:44 Can confirm, don't ask.

[@durt2011]

1:25 Wait, is that me boy Mikey? Hell yeah, this is gonna be a duckin party alright!

[@MarkusIlGatto]

12:48 Cars in Indian movie: Still works perfectly after having more than 20 hard landing with a guy laying on top

[@ajvanmarle]

2:42 Even if they had more than one personality, they would have DID, not schizophernia.

[@AvoidPhiladelphia]

the mom in gf's body as it legally (and also morally to me) won't count

[@thedevil2325]

Morally? I wouldn't care, but the legal part scares me.

[@matter_1793]

But your mom will be mentally scarred for life

[@AvoidPhiladelphia]

@@matter_1793 tell her that she was on drug, ez pz jello is squeezy

[@matter_1793]

@@AvoidPhiladelphia I find your knowledge of 'what to do to get away' in this matter, terrifying

[@obliviousblivot]

1:24 join in i look fucked up enough to be there

[@danninmatthews5640]

0:21 I can meet alternate versions of myself.

[@yournormaluser...]

Every version you make eye contact with explodes from the inside out.

[@danninmatthews5640]

@@yournormaluser... Better wear sunglasses or use texting.

[@siddharthvemuri6483]

1:57 I am extremely eager to see how the rest of that conversation goes

[@soph6859]

for 1:25 i wouldn't panic bc it's a LIVING room lmao (get it ?)

[@deathdroid]

Lmao

[@quinnception631]

bring them to see their movies

[@MemePog]

These memes make our days better

[@justyeet2432]

0:27 the better side-effect for the flying superpower You have explosive diarrhea everytime you fly

[@sabotage_yt]

1:25 join the meeting with the homies

[@Paleontology_nerd65]

0:58 this is cannibalism

[@memerboi8532]

7:30 Killer croc 'bout to be real......

[@asianpad1483]

0:48 there was a guy who replied to this tweet, his name was jeremy collingson, he said ummmmmmmm i dont thing i wanna do that. LOL im not kidding

[@0verthought]

1:24 "can I join you guys?"

[@noranizaazmi6523]

0:59 in terms of my reddit username, i will die

[@ethanfuller1509]

17:15 there is at least 1 mass shooting in the US every single day. Most of which occur in schools.

[@grandtheftak3666]

1:26 first of all Leatherface has very weak emotions so ill tell him his mum is dead and then he will run , I won't be scared of pennywise , Freddy can't hurt you outside of a dream ,

[@trforcectat]

Lol I would ask why they didn’t invite me to the party

[@TheNotoriousOne229]

Jason and Michael still gonna kill ya, tho.

[@grandtheftak3666]

@@TheNotoriousOne229 Michael is very slow and if Laurie is able to make a weapon in 10 seconds out of a coat hanger I’ll be able to get him with a knife and depending on what version of Jason , if it’s parts 3 to 4 I’ll just get a knife and start stabbing him , if it’s 6-7 I’ll run and if it’s 8 I’ll throw water over him , I’m not doing 9-10 and if it was FvJ I would just make him and Freddy fight. Pinheaded is the only threat but even then if he’s summoned to my house the lament configuration would be hear so I’ll just do everything previously said and look for it (idk what to do from there i think I have to give it back) and I’m unaware of the Nuns weakness’s so considering she’d be the only one left I’d make a run for it

[@paninihead06]

1:23 Fuck....... this shit I’m out Have my house and all my belongings!!

[@travisretriever7473]

0:40 Maybe I'm just that jaded, but my first thought was, "HIV." Goddamnit, internet.

[@emmaselby600]

The person from Alabama be like "nothing changed".

[@krismemer5924]

1:24 ah I see the guests have arrived sorry I slept in

[@Deodorant8229]

I have to eat my name?? seems like a win win

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

0:03 Nightmare Fuel. I'll take my chances.

[@crmario2658]

1:19 I go back to sleep

[@genericnameandgamertag7448]

0:58 physically impossible

[@yazidefirenze]

"I'll f*cking do it again."

[@IzeFox]

0:40 they dont take another guy...

[@ajaheentrim3023]

1:00 Hol'up

[@willynilly18films]

17:30, u made my day better

[@AvatarRiku]

Freud wondering why nothing happened

[@generalcheese7344]

0:55 i have to eat myself

[@ThatGuyRNA]

I mean for you it would be easy

[@iconic3606]

Same

[@generalcheese7344]

@@ThatGuyRNA true

[@germonicx1147]

Yes I have seen my neighbors bring in groceries

[@Raisei-with-an-ak47]

0:56 for this how to you eat something that doesn’t have a physical body

[@bigpp1540]

0:14 isn't that normal for everyone?

[@Unusual_3ditz]

1:59 poor dog

[@kagurabachi_enjoyer]

4:50 coach Carter and that guy from kong

[@khasibmc6526]

To the gunning down poachers thing I approve an this should been a thing

[@Mcrfan420]

0:18 I can go to any anime world at anytime I want

[@i-luv-mcr]

But your fave characters hate you

[@-showtimesteve]

0:59 REALLY BAD

[@ObeyCamp]

11:04 If you don't know what the guy's "costume" is (the guy throwing the pong ball) then we all know you've missed out on one of the greatest movies of the 21st century. It's American History X.

[@Ender91078]

16:25 MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN

[@Dckinggambo_real]

For the first me, I've got no gf, so NO

[@radeqyt8238]

4:40 Voldemort be like: ;-;

[@silverfang75th]

All of them in my living room.... (Loads 12guage) RIP AND TEAR!!!

[@rollingreal]

5:00 who's going to tell him

[@tatsatmishra4966]

I did not understand

[@deathdroid]

LMAO THE SONS SKIN COLOUR Not tryna be racist but just look the son and the parents

[@GirlWhy31]

4:40 you just ruined doofensmitrz

[@iaminsideyourhouse-]

1:25 RUN AMD JUMP OUT OF THE WIMDOW

[@phelmet9344]

I am confused and scarred with some of these

[@Axeinurface]

5:46 Yo is that Lando calrissian from empire strikes back

[@NobodyYippi]

5:04 he's to distracted to also notice uh yeah ok nvm

[@TheIronStar]

0:04 what’s the music Lol

[@tylamason6712]

Gru when he was younger: 6:52

[@TFSMusic4472]

perfect timing i’m having lunch

[@calamity9451]

You are having urself

[@slaqualquercoisamemo5117]

Me2

[@matter_1793]

@@calamity9451 nope, then, he was just bread, now, he ate the ingridients, so he became a sandwich

[@kristinlemke2208]

6:48 AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT !!!

[@durt2011]

Wait, hol' up... If I pick my GF, i would duck my mom, but if I pick Mom, I would technically duck her... Well, fuck it I choose both.

[@lenakauan]

19:29 i don't know if i should laugh or be angry as duck

[@Pidgeon7056]

4:41 pinnochio must be packin

[@medexamtoolscom]

"Your gf and your mom switch bodies. You have to duck one of them to change them back. Wyd?" Ok, here's what I would do. I would say "Dad. Dad? Hey dad...... you're WELCOME." Women come and women go. The solution to that question is, get another girlfriend, and leave dad to be a happy man.

[@medexamtoolscom]

It also brings up the question, in this scenario, HOW IS IT exactly that I know what I would have to do to change them back anyway? Is it just a GUT feeling? Does the mom, dad, or girlfriend know, or just me? Would anyone else know the way to change them back and therefore expect me to do one or the other, or would they just accept that it's a situation they can't do anything about?

[@medexamtoolscom]

But seriously, why do you need to change them back? Just give your mom a new lease on life and dump the girlfriend and get a new one.

[@alicemayhew82]

Poor Shrek

[@itzlegend6597]

1:24 TAILED BEAST BOMB

[@scottwentland9476]

0:45 im fuckt fuckland

[@danielcreepercristo9864]

0:51 - There is an impostor among us...

[@guysolomon2418]

7:19 Meanwhile Nigeria vs Germany

[@deathdroid]

😬

[@gigamouse2611]

0:55 i would have to eat a over grown poisoned DISGUSTING LITTLE rat..

[@JohnCena-iq3tg]

13:25 my plan is to have a clossed casket and have my son play a recording of me knoking on a door screaming let me out let me out

[@fannyliem3536]

Lmao you better do it (if allowed anyways)

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

11:17 i have seen them with groceries so fuck it but have you ever seen a microwave ad or comercial?

[@Bettercallricky]

me who does not have a gf: i dont have such weaknesses

[@ViTheProtogen]

1:00 well I wonder what an atom tastes like