CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 27

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

2:25 No-no-no. The real worst thing to hear would be "you're finally awake. You were caught in that Imperial ambush trying to cross like the rest of us."

[@PaperClipping7412]

The worst thing to hear is “who opened the windows?” On a submarine, currently under the water

[@dartyious3842]

I love how much murder there was!

[@MelonicCat]

I KNOW thats why i love this vid

[@polasailing]

/cursed comments

[@Bad_Egg09]

SAME! 😃

[@someoneidkwho6279]

Ah yes murder

[@JustarLad]

Makes me want more!!

[@TexasTwoShakabrah]

im pretty sure they offered me an ad free trail a couple years ago and there was a glitch that made it longer, i dont get ads in my deaths

[@untrouble8191]

wow, lucky ducky

[@darkknight5541]

"You are now your username. What are you?" I'M BATMAN!

[@moonlightdenial]

ah shit I'm a mystery skeleton stuck in void now. fuck

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

the car shouldn’t kill either… it should stop moving.

[@inky2240]

3:32 :my German friend didn’t get accepted to art school

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

0:32 does this mean life is just a giant ad that plays before death. Suicide is like the x button in the corner of ads. Internet what have you done to me?

[@dohan4281]

If a baby dies after birth the reason must be the baby immediately press the X button or using adblocker or even accidently click X button

[@dohan4281]

@turnip well yes,but no

[@tibby4503]

No.

[@tibby4503]

@turnip I wasn't talking to you

[@walterbrown7658]

God caught in 64K UHD surround sound, 16 gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 TEXAS INSTRUMENTS, Triple A Duracell battery ultrapower100, GoPro Hero 1 2 Terrabyte xbox series X Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved monitor - U4919DW, Sony HDC - 3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave oven with smart sensor, Easy Clean interior, ECO Mode Sound/Off, 1.2 CU. Ft, Stainless Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Velusion E10 Ultrasound Machine 🤨📸

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

i think self driving car would swerve to get over on the grass to miss both

[@JadianRadiator]

0:00 The baby. Because technically speaking it can run over the baby without actually running over the baby.

[@uncivilizedapricot3907]

But thats no fun

[@Kiwi19865]

@@uncivilizedapricot3907 who wants to leave both of them alive ? 💀

[@eradication06]

1:12 I saw that on reddit literally an hour ago

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

Daily? Yes. Memes? Yes. Good dose? No I need more in order to sleep

[@howdoeatjerry3975]

2:56. Dang

[@helljumpersofthegalacticre5437]

“You are now your username” oh shit. Does this mean imma have to get 2 kinds of military training and training for how to handle a drop pod

[@snipershot3577]

This is an answer to the title screen, a self driving car would stop on a dime to wait for the baby and the grandma to cross the street

[@melonshark9895]

1:43 And the worst part is after that, he never say something new again on the comments.

[@official-obama]

0:05 the self driving car hits the brakes, and calls the police for a baby crawling across the crosswalk

[@goobertoober100]

NO SELF DRIVING CAR! YOU MISSED THEM!

[@plushtrapthegamer2081]

The first meme, if the car ran out of gas then no one dies

[@aonstability5428]

Everytime I see the r/teenagers comments i just know that 99% of everything posted on there is made up bullshit from kids trying to be edgy and get sympathy 😂😂😂😂

[@captainpolar2343]

2:11 Does that mean i could buy inf. $billion then spend on other stuff starting with 'b'?

[@Zacian2.0]

11:52 Special Sauce taken to a new level

[@TheAftonFamilyIsVeryMuchBroken]

2:54 what send that man to jail

[@idrinksinkwater7602]

Wow! What a great deal! (Holh crap this is the most likes ive ever gotten!)

[@claytontate6269]

I know right

[@sensam6155]

you're ''holl crap''-ing about 46 likes? Sad...

[@idrinksinkwater7602]

@@sensam6155 bruh this was 3 months ago

[@moonlightdenial]

@@idrinksinkwater7602 hello. I DRINK BATH WATER

[@GinkgoBalboa142]

I don't think the self-driving car should kill anyone considering that's a PEDESTRIAN CROSSING.

[@southernflatland]

2:20 - Imagine waking from a coma, just because you needed to scratch an itch...

[@Naymy]

Rate your laziness from 1-10 Me: I'll do it tomorrow.

[@edex59]

0:06 kill the engine! No one gets hurt!

[@TheSassi14]

The self driving var should be able to stop in time. They are at a cross walk. Plus, who lets their baby crawl around on its own?

[@iseeyou3976]

4:51 a stalker apparently

[@olyviermonteau4300]

2:02 Me: *"buying oxygen from other people/aliens is nice..."*

[@sethboyce3941]

2:15 wait I can buy "stuff" I'm good

[@akanehatsu3327]

Me with 25 other names in social media:i have infinite power

[@Bass-ef3dr]

1:29 that's not cursed that's Just a big burn

[@thedarkdiamonds2764]

Me after the last meme: ok thwt some normal meme for my daily Also me after 0.000001 second later: why i felling i getting stupiderr

[@cookiemonsterhacker3131]

6:56 nobody gonna talk about that creepy guy in up right corner?

[@helljumpersofthegalacticre5437]

Oh god. I saw it and now I can’t unsee it

[@dtyt2204]

The one about the long lost daughter was kinda like incest 😐

[@elsandwich7481]

Ya that's really weird

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

Welcome back to "Breaking Chinese Law!"

[@ChemEDan]

11:52 That's why meat seasoning is called rub.

[@bread4videos885]

My guy if the self driving car was actually good it would break in time and kill neither one

[@royalgoat5301]

4:48 Guess I'm kidnapping orphans for science.

[@shrekoof722]

r\cursed comments

[@abishaicorreia8621]

Orphans:- 👁️👄👁️

[@riversider2506]

Ended with a BANG!!

[@thatgirlkayla7640]

For the thumbnail they should take out the old lady bc she already lived her life

[@Verykoolhandle112]

For the first one, self-Driving cars usually have sensors so none.

[@jeffsampson5822]

16:47 Well, it is not so fun being a marshmallow matey now, is it?

[@redman457]

9:25 I would hit that button forever!

[@Bluesonofman]

The person in the self driving car

[@Cha0s1um]

4:45 if I'm my username now, and tails.exe is a demon then... *IM A DEMON NOW*

[@catisyellen9877]

We’re censoring the word “suck” now? You gotta be effing kidding me.

[@Damp_Water0]

911 drink has 2 cinnamon sticks standing up

[@PsykoticDucky]

4:51 hey guys its me! i missed you after spring break! teacher: OH LORD THERES A DUCK IN OUR SCHOOL!

[@TheNoiseOfficalWoag]

Well I'll die from... ME?! HOW awesome!

[@akanehatsu3327]

A cane with it counting 1 to 2

[@Viper_fanboi]

This video is 99.9% accurate!

[@technobuster0]

where did you break that most important 0.1% from?

[@azrael4635]

You are now your username, well now I'm an angel of death, that can take the form of basically anything

[@Saturn.7056]

I named myself after my gender identity- I'm fairykin...ummm

[@Kingtron5464]

hello

[@justapotato4231]

Umm, am I even alive?

[@azrael4635]

@@justapotato4231 you a potato who has taken residence somewhere, so maybe

[@brick6967]

Hello

[@KilaKaKa]

The old woman. She is at the end of her life, the baby is at the beginning of theirs.

[@jeffalbus7209]

12:02 me too man i did it too exept on thanksgiving

[@logic9680]

1:59 Follow up question, if I am trans and have decided on a name but still haven't actually gone through anything and am still known as my original name, which name do I use? This is the shit I waste my brain power on

[@pxpsiperson]

lol i actually voted in that poll

[@thebleugamer_1187]

u play hollow knight

[@1337penguinman]

14:34 Do companies seriously not do a simple Google search before they name something?

[@kosc14]

I mean both are good things I look forward too so I’m pushing the button

[@joseangames7154]

Love Your Vids

[@IloveEmirates]

On the thumbnail I would choose baby beacuse he would be to small to drive over so he would just go under the car and let both survive

[@STRANGER_CALluvzYOU]

This made my day:)

[@Smicklepickle]

Lets go i can buy hazardous waste and a harbour and hardware!

[@tsarfox3462]

In regards to the thumbnail: Obviously the baby. If their parents are so irresponsible they let their kid crawl across the street unattended like that the baby is probably gonna be dead before tomorrow anyway.

[@prozsushith6759]

2:06 first ketter us E, so Euro. I would take all the money spend it on buying Euros, and revert it back. Ez $1.000.000 × 1000

[@drbright10]

2:30 oh no…

[@A_Miss_Input]

9:27 If my luck in Roblox games have told me anything, I should be alright (Yes, I still play it, certain games are fun man)

[@randomized_rick2459]

21:22 he has one giant teeth and you gon talk about his nose

[@evelyn_glcx902]

2:11 My name starts with an L so I would choose the 1 Billion and buy legal things

[@D3monfury1]

If I become my user name I would be a cat that looks like a minecraft dirt block

[@randombros6466]

4:48 welp, I guess I’m just anybody now

[@aeneamacaulay9514]

0:09 do c stop let them go then go off the road and try to get other people with them

[@MrIrdatlan]

3:32 lies. I wasnt accepted.

[@AuroraOllie]

Me : * is a confused minor * Everyone else : fvck..

[@allenliu8820]

1:06 to add onto it the bride's parents adopted her after finding her on the side of the road and raised her as their own another detail is that the groom and bride are now husband and wife because the groom was also adopted the bride was originally weirded out when she considered that her groom was actually her brother, but that turned out to not be the case and the wedding went on as if it didn't happen the wife was more excited to meet her biological mother than the actual wedding

[@EG-bw5kv]

The one about death and sleep: there’s no definitive time you remember starting being a conscious human. Also, you had no control over coming into existence, so unexisting yourself may not be truly possible. How and why are you here to begin with? Hotel California.

[@pointofix]

Thumbnail: Drive in the middle and get the Double-Kill.

[@janthejetplane5668]

2:33 OH NO, NOT A FING JETPLANE

[@catastrophicfailure2745]

if i am now my username, then nothing really changed

[@cramorantisgod4533]

2:27 I don’t know how to feel about this.

[@angelizabethsteinhaven]

4:49 I'm a fvcking Robin Bunker

[@green3267]

yoo at 1:55does that mean i can spend it on life

[@your_rules_mean_nothing]

0:49 provided it's done right. It takes around 1,400 pounds of force to shatter a skull.

[@thedatboi_]

2:29 NO!! IM NOT I PROMISE!!!!

[@PenguinGeek1]

2:35 my user for most things is penguingeek or another pigeon

[@official-obama]

2:28 thethethethethetho? what?

[@JupiterBoy100]

The thumbnail: Stop the car BEFORE the crosswalk and let them cross, there's probably enough clearance to do that and that's usually how crosswalks already work. Alternately, old lady, don't let your 6 month old grandchild fall 6 feet behind you.

[@aryan6898]

Thinking inside the box : b cuz granny will dies anyways Thinking outside the box if . If the car height is big enough then a cuz it would go above the baby and he wont die he might be a little traumatized

[@kosuken]

2:05 My real name starts with “p” what the hell am I supposed to buy?

[@s3b374]

2:08 apple stocks

[@ondramurina3422]

4:09 Sad true :(

[@smexyapman]

B for sure. Not even sure how it is a question.

[@mrCoolJoe]

2:31 oh no.

[@Lilduracell]

4:45 well I guess I'm a duck who likes quack.

[@pumpkinboi9441]

now im a black skull of dragons death

[@A3Carti3rrr]

2:35 my username is literally HITLER

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

9:26 Why not? I will push this button cuz I want money. If I'll become a girl… Ah shit, guess am f**ked…

[@figuregaming3872]

Quite literally

[@Mrbagel-ui4cc]

9:21 all my friends want to do that to me as I look like a girl somehow

[@itsalmostfun8567]

i think i overdosed

[@krismemer5924]

4:50 FUCK YEA LET'S GO IM MYSELF

[@autumn_basil]

2:30 Basil??