Can Babies Survive the Apocalypse?

[@NurseVO]

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[@zaynevanday142]

Just got a Nurse Plushy 😂😂😂 I’m gonna sit you next to baby Grogu 😂😂😂

[@fromdeathwithlextralove]

I wondered off for a hot minute and forgot how good the script writing is, goddamn.

[@erik3259]

Not intrested

[@cptnoname]

@erik3259 cool story bro.

[@2dheethbar]

​@@cptnoname Don't poke fun at Cloud Strife.

[@Spruce-P]

"This is my baby, I found it first!" Has to be 1 of the most unhinged Nurse quotes of all time.

[@nvelsen1975]

Don't you hate it when you're out exploring, you find a baby in one of their common spawn locations like daycares, and then you get griefers claiming it's theirs while you clearly found it first?

[@timbill4073]

I must agree but, the fact that thar are some close seconds is consuning

[@EM.6979]

I was gonna say "Jesus Christ Nurse, that intro was unhinged"

[@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579]

All of chat chipped in to help her make it

[@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579]

@@cbasdf6423 "WAIT MY BABY HAS MY WALLET, WAAAAAIT!"

[@DecidedlyNinja]

In Project Zomboid, you'll need to be fast and quiet to evade the zombies. If you manage that, you'll have to eat whatever you can scrounge to survive. Modder: Here's a noisy thing to carry that has to eat a few specific foods.

[@thraexgladiator]

Sadly it’s basically just a prop I think.

[@ScimmiaDeScimmis]

@@thraexgladiator for now...

[@paladinboyd1228]

@@thraexgladiator Just like real life.

[@kateh2893]

@@thraexgladiator when are they bringing that patch to real life?

[@ScimmiaDeScimmis]

I am thrilled that you liked my mod! Finally, someone who uses it as it was intended. I can confirm that putting the Baby in the cooler is the best way to preserve it! 10/10

[@TheCrypto34]

You and your editor really just knocked this video out. What a wild ride and I love it.

[@thesologoldfish]

The martincitopants skydiving crossover was unexpected, but incredible.

[@Delta-Hotel75]

Glad to see you back Nurse, had us all worried there🤙🏻

[@NurseVO]

Thanks! Didn't expect to be sick for so long. Glad to be back.

[@Delta-Hotel75]

@@NurseVOWell glad to see you better nonetheless, hopefully catch some streams again. Anyway back to patrols, have a great day

[@deathstargod8080]

@@NurseVO did you felt queasy?😳

[@papamikemikee9569]

Go nurse go! 💯😎💯🙌🙌

[@eddy1683]

A sick nurse 🤯🤯🤯?!?!

[@NattyNuke]

I recently found this channel after becoming engrossed in project zomboid and basically losing my social life, great and entertaining content. Some of the freshest content around! Glad your back, I was worried I’d only have your older videos to watch.

[@svijj_]

Bro make sure to at least hydrate yourself better than your survivor

[@adamallen7070]

You too? I found her through shorts…..I believe her pinned comment was someone asking her to spit in his mouth and she pinned him lmfao. After that I HAD to see more so I binged her shorts

[@allot5530]

I like how emotionless and emotional her voices is

[@MrEvolutionable]

This was totally unhinged and I absolutely loved every second of it! Also, mad props to whoever edited this, I have rarely seen so many quality memes at such a rapid pace. Glorious!

[@lasagnaocelot4766]

My personal idea is she found the second baby after it was left by another mother… dead, alive, or zombified they’re under Nurse’s care

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

Calling motherhood an "unpaid internship" has got to be the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while

[@nitrokid]

Daddy went to get milk in the midst of zombie apocalypse. Let's just say the chance he will ever coming back is greatly diminished.

[@streamerrick6745]

Supposed to be doing assessment due tomorrow instead watching nurse hell yeah

[@azisnugraha2986]

I’m glad competitive birthing still lives on through you, Nurse. Hope you’re doing well. - Jez

[@skabAroll]

My sphincter tightened defensively like a squid expelling ink when I opened my weary eyes after a nights rest and saw the thumbnail to this video. "Breeder" I read, like Nurse was accusing me personally of illicit acts - triggering the mental equivalent of fight or flight I mustered all my courage and clicked the video.

[@NEEDLEFXCKER]

gotta say i had the exact same experience except stoned in the middle of the day, just a fleeting moment of pure fear

[@linkholder]

@@NEEDLEFXCKER yeah this feeling here 2

[@dragonflipsi]

This video was in all ways over the top, the editing perfect and intertaining, smooth transitions. Had me wheezing and trying not to wake my parents as i muffle my cackles. Very nice video.

[@youraverageguard9321]

I love that I saw Martin in the background. You both have a very unique editing and comedic way of- how do you even put it.

[@TenebrousFilms]

"Forcibly stuffed," isn't the first phrase I would have chosen. Now I'm wondering if it's big enough to fit a fle-fuh... flllashlight?

[@KyubiHitashi]

Nurse is like a tortured artist from rimworld, having a chance to come back with a op inspiration Glad to see you back, and dear god, babies on pz just give me ptsd of no more's child zombies topic

[@cthulhurage4580]

Nurse is that friend in the group who is always the calmest party animal thatll never stop being funny

[@Weggorino]

You have such a way with words, Nurse. Glad you're back!

[@markovia110]

Good day Nurse! It's been a very long while since I composed a comment but I assure you that I really love watching your cool content nowadays and I do always find time to watch them from the start till the end. It's been a tough and hectic schedule within the past 2 weeks 'cause I just revived my KZbin channel out of pure boredom. I'm glad you're back once again for another upload! Thank you so much and see 'ya around Nurse! (I do hope I may catch up on next streams)

[@dragour8723]

I loved this stream ^^ the moment you realized there were two babies was hilarious

[@mojo4495]

I saw zombies fall on the ground out of nowhere ! Whats going on im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GingerKitsu]

welcome back nurse, hope youre feeling better 👩‍⚕️

[@NurseVO]

Thank you, Ginger. Got my voice back at least! Hope all is well

[@babywitches1750]

As a mom who LOVES PZ, I haven't even watched the video at this point but oh boy I want more of this already

[@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579]

Skyler Drug Mod is one of my favorites, prety much mandatory. Drugs are almost super powers

[@bare_bear_hands]

I'll say, Nurse. Unknowingly, you convinced the BEST editors to work for you!

[@banditoincognito8950]

seriously good sense of humor

[@Malthaely]

@@banditoincognito8950

[@supaganzai]

Hope all is well Nurse. Thanks for the videos, we all love watching you!

[@NecroBrah]

schizophrenic woman kills multiple people thinking they're zombies, steals jim beam sponsored van, but most of all, steals multiple babies and puts them in paper bags. Mothers worldwide are condemning this vile action

[@Pandor1on]

it is dark outside and i have anxiety.

[@l4w1nc0l7]

imagine if its in coop and the baby starts crying, its an alarm dinner bell for zombies xD

[@AntiAnathema]

Your editing and script writing was already entertaining, but it has gotten significantly better lately

[@peanut983]

Has… has the editing always been like this? Amazing 😂 I love it!

[@asherreclaimer5026]

Why did this feel so intense with all the unhinged analogies

[@doyga5977]

That first minute is better than 80% of most movies from the last decade

[@TwigHasTape]

So we ain’t gonna talk about that Marcintopants cameo near the 1:30 mark? 😮

[@Slash4747]

Nurse is now a literal mommy

[@spoopyd.8910]

The first minute of this video really just reminds me of listening to my friends after two back to back shifts of being a nurse.

[@JoeJoe0o]

Yooo seeing the lil black baby made me LOL - that was actually really surprising hahaha

[@GGPlex_]

this appeals to my adhd ridden brain. thanks nurse

[@itsumikoroko]

The sheer nonchalance of all this is beautiful.

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

“Lady’s, gents and genders to be determined” That shit made me laugh but like thank you is all I can sayyyy

[@kingcos19]

I JUST JOINED FOR THAT MONTHLY SUB YOU GORGEOUS BEING!!!!! Neverr stop ❤😘

[@boiledbread8088]

BRO I’ve been taking the quiz things you put out and watching your videos separately! Your telling me your an actual nurse and a gamer?!? As someone who plays games and studies anatomy and physiology as a hobby you are now my hero

[@1Lazarus]

WAIT SHE'S AN ACTUAL NURSE?!?! I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST SMART. NOT AN ACTUAL NURSE!!!!!

[@bruk5827]

your humor makes everything awesome, I really like your vids

[@bastiaanstallen5367]

Martincitopants easter egg lets go

[@mrhappyduck]

Now we need an explanation from typhoon about the typhoon Jr.

[@NurseVO]

Duck!

[@mrhappyduck]

Hewo Nurse It's great to see you back! I love that, I missed that one stream where it was all about babies

[@gigachad5563]

Nice Martincitopants reference, you guys should really do a collab.

[@Toka_Taboo]

what an absolutely crazy video to be properly introduced to you by. Subscribed.

[@TheJunnutin]

Really hoping Nurse is ok. Take your time, we'll be here 💖 Edit. also, which part of "chat is the father" is so difficult to comprehend? 🤣

[@NurseVO]

Yup, Doing fine now. Was sick for a long while with Laryngitis. Lost my voice for a month and a half!

[@TheJunnutin]

@@NurseVO That's... umm.. GREAT to hear! 😅 I mean, in light of recent history I think that one is -better- less bad?

[@aqualitymeme9476]

@@NurseVODamn, glad to see you back on your feet. The community has grown patient, so please don’t overpush anything to suit our greedy needs. Love your work as always!

[@shrimpy_nazeem]

@@aqualitymeme9476 we’re in-patients

[@98Zai]

Editors working overtime! Who would have thought that crack and editing went hand in hand so well!

[@TrinityUser]

The script and editing are top-tier.

[@youliver9700]

This is a fever dream that could never be matched. I genuinely felt like those first 15 seconds after i got a concussion the entire video.

[@Ignorerant]

That was the most elaborate opening on any video in the history of youtube lmao

[@Haru-spicy]

this video goes way harder than usual, nurse has gotten on that good medication

[@Bunny_sweetheart]

Omg when you made the branding joke with the FBI meme and then said nevermind I mentally picture the FBI meme in reverse and chuckled thinking it would be funny and then lost my shit laughing when it played so thank you for that

[@elitefoxes]

Super well edited! Thanks for all of the effort, it really shows very early on in the video! Keep up the good work Nurse!

[@Ranenkim]

1:44 Hey look! Up in The Sky! Its A Bird! Its A Plane! No, Its Frog! Oh, Also Nurse Too I Guess

[@Ienteredmynamecorrectly-lt3nu]

I’ve watched the intro over 20 times. It’s 4am. Instant sub.

[@kathrineici9811]

Poor David Jr, people ask him if he’s fine and he says he’s fine but he’s not fine At least he has his brother Typhoon for emotional support.

[@Osok21]

Wonderful to have you back, Nurse! 💕 Also, the intro to this video was a work of art - a lyrical and visual masterpiece - thank you. 🌟❤‍🔥🥰

[@Nixolas_Zinn]

Fucking fantastic opening Nurse. Well done I'm only a minute in and I love it. (Nice cameo/easteregg on the skydiving bit)

[@chiefbeef1003]

The opening may be the most accurate possible description of parenthood from the pov of someone who doesn't want children. I salute you!

[@gamingwithclark2830]

Just love how frog man went flying by like he was I just cause 3

[@CryptidEXP]

0:9 bruh that clip scarred me for life

[@spectral_slayer]

I just had a perfect ad moment. "Hold on, we can take the baby out of the carri- SAY HELLO TO DOMINO'S..."

[@tnttommygun1667]

"Use the baby as a silencer" was the most wise sentence I've ever heard.

[@Believe086]

The memes are perfect Im just sitting here Laughing out loud,The memes are just fitting so damn perfect

[@pseudoserenity4844]

NURSE! The insanity of this stream was hysterical, healing vibes to you. I hope you are getting better. We miss you immensely 👩🏻‍⚕️

[@Peusterokos1]

Wait what happened to nurse?

[@pseudoserenity4844]

@@Peusterokos1 she was taking a mental break, that's all.

[@chrisnihil6452]

I learned so much about child care.

[@ninetails8471]

This narration is absolutely not what i expected from the helpful, calm and informative youtube shorts, but that's not a bad thing lol

[@TheOnlyFMP]

That was a wild ride. Or rather, it was a wild ride 9 months ago.

[@alexbowlin7044]

3:47 not how i expected that sentence would end

[@emilcfcf]

The guy who asked "Now draw her giving birth" Got what he wanted

[@redwitch95]

8:10 the Darktide OST was unexpected, but delightful

[@Alak-Hul_Darkblade]

From progeny to projectile

[@metalkixjr7582]

1:44 i love it when martinopants spawns out of nowhere speeding in the fucking air

[@nvelsen1975]

"Mother shopping" Yeah, I've interfered with that once.... Never again. Suggested to one mother she didn't actually need the last 9 packages of toilet paper and that, say, medical staff coming off shift late because of the epidemic might need something to wipe their arses with too. Oh yeah, ISAF deployments were nothing compared to the level of hostility I experienced after that. 👍 Ran out of toilet paper ourselves three days later. The hamsters were at near batallion strength that day, so that would require rapid insertion, stealth, hard fighting and immediate exfill. In the end I opted to instead tactically acquire a small pack of 20 rolls from a particularly vexxing hamster and executed a tactical retreat. My service medal for the Battle of The Hamsters 2020 must've gotten stuck in the post...

[@voidcat6876]

good to know im not the only one who thinks that way about parenthood

[@darkanlite5378]

holy i found your channel again, its been ages glad to see you on the grow well done.

[@malhekai]

that editing is so good oml

[@averysleepyboi]

I've just started watching and its already good

[@lordukon]

Hearing Children of the Omnissiah caught me so off guard during the backstory, great vid tho Nurse!

[@kingcos19]

Nurse can I have your BABY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You’re a golden and amazing woman! keep creating cause I’ll never stop watching

[@sonofludd]

Holy shit this intro, it's like being introduced to motherhood by sseth off his meds

[@zahillethe7th846]

1:40 why do you have to describe my stuffed Spiffo's existence in such great detail?

[@charlesxii1228]

When did this channel become so cursed, I long for the days of respectable zomboid content

[@brandtc.7991]

This video had me cracking up the entire time!! Even for your plushy advertisement!!! Thank you!

[@MichealAfton_jk_i_am_funniboi]

12:33 Alright, I will walk on my dislocated knee! YAY! This is not a joke. I am injured. I have a brace.

[@beebo-cat]

The babies asking for drugs had me coughing up a lung🤣🤣🤣

[@NoibatFan]

I appreciate the TBOI reference. Your character probably feels like the corpse of mother after all those zombies and crack.

[@clockworknorse]

Oh man the script writing for this video is so chaotic and spicy, great work

[@TheJunnutin]

lol I watched most of this live but had forgotten about preserving the baby in ice box 🤣

[@SashaTriple6]

I knew Nurse was insane, but calling JUJUBES - JUJUBEES IS PSYCHOTIC

[@Truly-False]

1:43 DID I JUST SEE MARTINCITOPANTS?

[@bakanokrow]

I bought a plush, gonna forget about it until it just appears on my desk staring into my soul.

[@j0246]

your editing style is similar to Martincitopants and I love it

[@DrNano-tp5js]

I'm glad your editor is a 40k fan.