Dakota Johnson being as unserious during the Madame Web press tour as the movie itself is

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[@holychaos5398]

She knew the movie was bad and no one can't convince me otherwise

[@Jackiecarlet]

Oh absolutely lol. She’s tried to hint at it in all her interviews 😂

[@somika87]

No one can't convince me. Now that's how you English, people

[@mostawesomecomment6553]

​@somika87 English? Shouldn't you be speaking German, you Grammar Naz1

[@roshnisamuel2682]

No one can* convince me. You just said the opposite of what you meant.

[@thomaschavez8555]

Hey man everyone knew what you meant screw these grammar police

[@CanalTremocos]

I have nothing but respect for this woman. She stars in these transparently overhyped movies, brings the minimum mandated enthusiasm to the press junkets, and makes sure the cash got to her bank account. Then, maybe she will make a movie she actually enjoys. it's her job and those mansions aren't getting any cheaper, man.

[@KTK44]

True, but it's also feeding the problem with nepotism if people decide she can't act. That will fuel the idea that nepotism is all that matters to suceed.

[@Holadeee728]

​@@KTK44 There are alot of actors who behave unseriously and goofy all the time especially infront of press and they're not a product of nepotism. The problem is people wanna associate everything this woman does with nepotism because that's their only way to talk crap they're never gonna be satisfied. Her personality has nothing to do with her contacts

[@Elriuhilu]

​@@KTK44I don't know if it still counts as nepotism if barely anyone remembers her dad and he has nothing to do with her continued work offers. Unless she has another relative I'm not aware of.

[@artwithsaya]

​@@KTK44true indeed but even in her limited works so far, she has shown really good performance. I really want to see her in bigger and better projects. She has raw potential. Not to mention, a truly humble and polite person Dakota is. It's a breath of fresh air.

[@KnarfStein]

I will make you a deal: I'll take your concern about nepotism seriously if you never associate yourself with receiving or giving a job opportunity on the basis of familial or social relations.

[@sainttrai]

If she wins a razzie I think shes cool enough to go accept it

[@salt4819]

she already got one for fifty shades lul

[@dizzy_star]

She absolutely should. Halle Berry’s acceptance is one of the greatest moments in pop culture.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

My picks for Madame Web’s Razzie nominations: Worst Picture - Madame Web Worst Director - S.J. Clarkson Worst Actress - Dakota Johnson Worst Supporting Actor - Tahar Rahim Worst Screen Combo - Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O’Connor and Isabela Merced Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel - meme-fodder sequel to Morbius Worst Screenplay - Matt Sazama, Burk Sharpless, Claire Parker, Kerem Sanga and S.J. Clarkson

[@KTK44]

Sandra Bullock's is also fun and she hands out books for some reason@@dizzy_star

[@slovnicurling9808]

@@dizzy_star Can't tell if you are serious or sarcastic. Halle Berry's acceptance speech was just about blaming everybody who worked on the movie but herself. Classic narcissistic behavior btw.

[@amandaswigert5998]

"Spiderman: Here He Comes!" is really not that far off

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

“Number two; and he’s here!” Number three should be “and there he goes.”

[@ketterdam_crow]

@@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322ive been stressed for the past 12 hours but this made me laugh so hard I almost threw up so thanks for that💀💀

[@Blast2224]

People try to crack Dakota for being a Nepo baby, but she takes herself SO unseriously it's like, why bother. SHE know's its a joke, so just enjoy the ride.

[@kyleconnor2759]

No they just don’t care because there are hordes of muppets like you who will worship them no matter how mediocre they are at acting. It’s legitimately embarrassing.

[@TheB14HB14H]

“She doesn’t take herself seriously”** there you go. Fixed it.

[@juggles5474]

If she wasn’t a nepo baby I guarantee you she would be taking it seriously

[@dutchylott8965]

@@juggles5474 I along with quite a few people never knew she was a nepo baby until we saw her Please Don't Destroy snl sketch this year and then i googled her parents and still had no idea who those people were🙂 I don't think of her as a nepo baby, Lily-Rose Depp is a nepo baby, Dakota is kinda just like a random actress you see here or there

[@camisafespace]

​@@TheB14HB14H nobody asked for your entitled ass to fix anything

[@lina.laura.isabelle]

She never lied about the limes, she was sarcastic and you can see that on her face

[@AntheaVetra-dv4sl]

Oh

[@franciscomorales501]

Spiderman: here he comes 😂😭

[@MegatronRacing237]

I mean it’s not far off 😂

[@vegasvalentine9960]

"But isnt any sentence, out of context,....out of context?" 😂😂😂

[@area51pictures]

"It means you gotta do 35 of these movies" Dakota (thinking): "We'll see about that."

[@biglion4631]

“Harry Spider-Man And The Goblet of Man” “Yeah… I’m Man…”

[@yesusjoestar4333]

Is he stupid?

[@neethugottipati]

I was so sure that after starting with “Spider-Man : here he comes” she’d end it by saying, “Spider-Man: there he goes”. Missed opportunity, Daki!

[@qualityblood5651]

people who take her seriously and don't vibe with her sarcasms need more love from their moms 😭😭

[@cashewnuttel9054]

What if they don't have moms?

[@slovnicurling9808]

Maybe they do but it's not their fault they didn't got enough love from their moms nor they can do anything about it if their moms are emotionally distant. You on the other hand need some beating from your mom if you are making fun of people who got emotianlly neglected in their childhood.

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

​@@cashewnuttel9054even more reason why they need love from their moms 😂

[@billalchaouche8820]

She is really the representation of the "I'm doing it for the money"

[@ryph3]

madame web was unintentionally the funniest film of the year and we have dakota to thank for that

[@quinnaddison420]

I find it really charming that she couldn’t keep a straight face the entire time. She was just powering on through, and giggling the whole time. I love that energy.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

The "what's going on, you guys?" voice around 6:40 was hysterical.

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

Dude she’s so checked out 😂

[@BeatGoat]

She really doesn't give a single fuсk. 😂I don't know if the interviewers were not detecting the sarcasm or just trying really hard to pretend they weren't.

[@AIFILMSROCK]

Lololololololol.

[@theNYJ95]

I knew a girl I used to work with that acted like this everyday. She was hilarious

[@AmyCastro]

1:47 "Harry Spider-Man and the Goblet of Man" 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bjmiles4865]

She be lying for no reason 💀💀💀

[@bjmiles4865]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jai2776]

Just came to say idk if you’re a bot but it’s so funny to me that you replied laughing to your own comment 😂😂😂❤

[@kittykatsanchez]

I think she lies cause it's funny later on 😂 I'm laughing

[@Treyvor_Mangeni]

@@jai2776😂😂😂

[@giu941]

it's for entertainmentttt

[@j.av.2675]

Madame web is a masterpiece I hope she signed a contract for at least 2 sequels

[@theanimeboy9953]

yeah it definitely is one of the movies of all time

[@mogamatyusufmartin9171]

It definitely wasn't bad as people make it out to be

[@j.av.2675]

@@mogamatyusufmartin9171 you are right, catwoman was very lame and boring, the marvels was boring af, morbius was too much of a meme, but this is such a piece of crap that makes it so unintentionally funny that’s just not something you could reproduce if you tried.

[@shreeshabhat9281]

😂 well not a lot of people thought so apprently

[@j.av.2675]

@@shreeshabhat9281 we can only hope it’s meme status will keep it a so bad it’s good classic.

[@aarya1156]

She reminds me of Cilian Murphy for some reason😭

[@solarcowgirl]

Absolutely. I can’t put it to words exactly but something about the like, obvious awareness behind the media training.

[@xxjcd702]

She's nothing like Cillian, she's very unbothered yes but seems strangely amused engaging with the absolute trainwreck these interviews are. Cillian doesn't even bother, both are flippant but in different ways

[@kyleconnor2759]

Such a bizarre comparison

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

​@@xxjcd702cillian cares way too much just doesn't look like it

[@hag_13]

don’t even compare them cus cilian is actually a good actor

[@lydiaking322]

As much as I love Dakota and her unseriousness, I would like to see her in something good soon delivering some great acting maybe even some more indie stuff.

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

She was good in the peanut butter Falcon, this lady can act but the scripts are bad

[@d.o.vitelli5855]

Lol she predicted the Oppenheimer win (before everyone attacks me: I know it was obvious)

[@_Just_Another_Guy]

You know, I feel and understand her when 99% of the interviewers only asked her questions about Marvel, Spiderman, or the MCU, not even her actual movie. That's gotta be quickly annoying going through these multiple interviews that are only asking the same inane questions about the MCU which the movie has nothing to do with.

[@typhlosionmaster6832]

Reminds me of Mark Hamill during his Last Jedi interviews. Hilarious.

[@TAWProductions2.0]

or how Robert Pattinson was with the Twilight movies

[@HiHi-lt1cb]

Oscar Isaac too 😂

[@areyoulostbabygorl231]

or matt smith in his morbius interviews

[@ithamarlowe6158]

You can tell she’s just having fun

[@kyleconnor2759]

Honestly who wouldn’t if they were handed a full-fledged acting career without being even above average at it? It’s genuinely an amazing lot in life. She’s at least smart enough to just go with it and not pretend she’s a real actor.

[@__-ng2eg]

Guys, she just doesn’t give a crap about these shitty marvel movies. These are just huge checks for these actors. Her sarcasm is on point though 😂

[@justfinn1679]

I honestly feel kinda bad for her ngl but have also respect that she is doing these interviews hahaha

[@88Featured]

I was kinda frustrated at guy talking about the researching spiders line because i felt like he wasn’t properly articulating why that particular line went viral, but maybe he also just didn’t offend her lmao

[@Logick]

I love Dakota, she's like a slightly more hinged version of Aubrey Plaza.

[@ryanwitman8672]

The “Limes” thing seems like a bit from The Office. Her sarcasm genuinely made me laugh 😂

[@jhxnya]

i had no business rewatching her say "get down" (8:28) as much as i did , why was that.. adorable? yeah i need to go to sleep 😭😭

[@lunarcat632]

she talks like she doesn’t even know she was in this movie lol

[@godganjistreeoflife3722]

She's not a fan or watcher of Marvel. It seems wrong to fans, but that Marvel check is looking right to her

[@Norvik_-ug3ge]

Zero fucks given and kudos to her for that but she is right about the Amazon researching line. It's tell don't show writing but it is just basic storyline. Guy asking the rhetorical question doesn't get why it went viral.

[@CreativeC13]

I love the editing, well done!

[@mitchliam974]

These edits were on point 😂😂

[@philjan23]

Please, someone give her a stand-alone, 90 minutes long, "feel well" ending, character study drama to star in, ASAP

[@hearts4tv670]

“Surprise …yea thats it” her face 😅

[@natelay7244]

Idk this kinda makes me like her more. Like she doesn't take herself or this whole machine too seriously.

[@jojosmokes256]

The ending was gold

[@silviasouza283]

It's givin Robert Pattinson talking about the twilight saga and I love that

[@ghislaingeraltch.1731]

Dakota Johnson basically Cillian Murphy.

[@hamishfox]

The interviews with her are more enjoyable than the entire movie

[@greyfells2829]

Bourgois, snarky, totally jaded, complicit in making terrible art, possibly unable to truly love again after multiple failed relationships. She's perfect.

[@Olivetree80]

She should do comedy movies

[@ClassyNugget]

"You don't need to know anything about anything to see this movie"

[@irxdxsecnt3352]

i love her humor and not alot of people get it lol.

[@TheBenFors]

Because it’s not remotely funny. I’m guessing that’s why. Could be wrong though

[@MegatronRacing237]

She’s cool asf. No fs given. She should do a comedy

[@mimilook4347]

She just doesn't look like someone who would love to be a part of a superhero universe. Why did she even accept the role?

[@retrohero2762]

Mr Krabs: Money

[@RashidasPage]

I feel like bc alot of actors think they’re going into a Disney MCU movie which after endgame tend to be good or okay but theyre really going into sony mcu and those tend to be shit like Dakota dropped her team right before the movie released i think bc she was done with the contract they had her stuck in

[@mimilook4347]

@@RashidasPage she lacks so much energy, I was talking about any superhero movie not just Sony. Those are contracts for several movies for almost a decade, she doesn't seem like someone who would want to do it. She clearly doesn't even watch those movies and had zero energy in Madame Web.

[@erinlchapman61925]

The money!!

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

​@@mimilook4347 Most people would love to be in an MCU movie. They are huge money makers and have a large fanbase. You could even get your own TV show like Tom Hiddleston did. They love making TV shows.

[@SwoopGD]

Harry Spiderman is Peter Parker's agent.

[@hearts4tv670]

Im cringing watching this but laughing we need more interviews with her!!!

[@laronspencer2461]

“it’s not, ya know, thi, Mad” Rent free in my

[@eastsiderage5532]

She just couldn't wait until Madame Web came out so she could stop covering for Marvel.

[@feel4films889]

I saw her in Luca Guadaccino's "Suspiria" remake, which is IMO, better (one of those very rare cases) than the original Dario Argento's film. I think she was great in her role and that she's better than the mcu or any other lousy spiderverse cash grab thing from Disney or Sony. She should go do other stuff, better stuff

[@RashidasPage]

0:05 i thought we all realized she was definitely being sarcastic bc it was so many 😂

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

She should go back to 50 shade of gray

[@artywatts4892]

She is smart, cute and very sarcastic. I adore her

[@biglion4631]

4:05 YOU KNOW SHE WANTED SOME SENTIMENTAL ANSWER! Like “Growing up I always thought Madame Web was a bit of me” type shit 😂😂😂 And Dakota’s just like “I don’t…”

[@brandongaribaldi8365]

She's hilarious 😂

[@marianagomez3833]

can you edit the oscars 2024 plss

[@Juanki97]

She gives me the impression that she doesn't really care at all thats hot

[@gabrieljoselebron6762]

Giving Aubrey Plaza a run for her funny

[@ihateithere323]

i think ppl forget that actors are working and their movies are just jobs like she does not care about this movie 😭

[@oindreeladatta914]

Nepo baby at her finest

[@Olivetree80]

Not relevant

[@NJGuy1973]

What was she supposed to do, leave her parents at age 13 and go live with a plumber and his wife?

[@AnthonyP73]

I want a friend exactly like her

[@therealfodder]

The way she handled the negativity with absolute apathy is sheer brilliance. As for the movie - it's a shame it was a stinker because I actually quite liked the way they were taking this side character and you could see there was a germ of a good idea in there somewhere!

[@waynegentner]

When u look up the definition of jaded, u see her face

[@pluvs2smooch]

I think I love her now

[@aroojtahira7823]

🤣 we all know at the end she lied

[@ParkerMcgraw]

The editing in this is making DJ look to be dumb. She just doesn't give a fuck and it's hilarious.

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

She's right about the meme not making sense because, obviously, if there is no context.. it would make no sense because there IS no context, hence , any sentence out of context is out of context. She got him! lol. Her way of calling him "silly" by saying "what a silly thing ( you just said), made me giggle, haha

[@Ceedauno]

She funny asf

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

She tries her best to be kind, honest and funng, i think she pulls it off very well it's just not a passion project, madame web, but i love when seth said the not looking surprised comment to her, and her knowingly reaction lol she knows her strengths and short comings

[@doren3880]

1:37

[@hamishfox]

Lol at their reaction to a tiny earthquake. In NZ that tiny earthquake wouldn't even get acknowledged 💀

[@billross9132]

This entire vid is "Can i get paid now for this bad movie"

[@jimmydeansausage6952]

I very much appreciate her honesty

[@Jojothemartian]

She gives kourtney vibes sometimes

[@Dosmthnew]

Don’t ask why but i want her in x files reboot

[@NJGuy1973]

But that would be a good movie and Dakota Johnson would give interviews about how she's proud of doing it and people will like it. Where's the fun in that?

[@erikacomstock9995]

Winging it to so funny,how she spins a story.....

[@user-go6ly8xg6d]

Truly bad reporters 😢

[@samarth900]

God how much of press tour they have to do... Imagine going on a press tour knowing move that you worked for year is not great but you gotta promote it🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@praveenwesley5186]

At this point no one knows whether she is telling the truth or not.

[@Hero_Splash]

My Dam Spider-Man Web 🫡

[@brknglasses2734]

She ABSOLUTELY knew the movie was garbage!

[@MissCarrieH]

Something tells me that she must have a lot of Capricorn placements in her chart 🤭 she exudes this very Capricornesque elegance, intelligence, neutral chaos & apparently cold aura

[@heroofthyme4237]

I wouldn't be surprised if her career just gets better from this

[@hag_13]

0 talent 0 sarcasm 0 wit go girl give us nothing 😍

[@angrygreek1985]

love her

[@ThisisFizban]

This is hilarious but one thing that I came away with after seeing Madame Webb was how it corresponded to comic books before the MCU. I grew up reading comics in the 90's and comic books were definitely not the cool thing. You would be made fun of for being into that stuff. But us comic book readers ultimately knew that most marvel comics were silly and campy. And pretty stupid a lot of the time. And I think the MCU fans are now realizing how campy and dumb they actually are. Super hero fatigue plays into it as well just with the volume of movies being too much. But the marvel movies made it cool at least for awhile. So for me Madame Webb was a lot of fun. But i accepted it for what it is.

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

at 2:17 she IS part of the Marvel Universe, just not the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Two different things ;)

[@samirmuhammad1781]

The interviewers saying "you're now part of the marvel universe" lol. Do people actually know the difference between the MCU and sony's films?

[@Norvik_-ug3ge]

Her legs on Jimmy Kimmel's chatshow 🔥😍

[@Lopzzzanthony]

This movie going to destroy her career so bad

[@PrinceFloof]

Maybe, but she'll work around it by not caring

[@SoSaD-gl5xe]

The only movies she good at is these sex movies that’s why she got casted because for more audience but she. Can’t act in a movie if is not a nude movie and she’s knows it

[@luisvillalobos6373]

She's rose to fame staring bad movies just like Robert Pattinson. Someone needs to cast this lady in a decent film. @anonyyy85

[@TtotheCizzel]

I feel like she should of being wearing clothes made of money for all of these. She like a new queen of a country that's never been to or heard of that country before that day.

[@MrMaxHauser]

Definition of a nepo baby

[@halobebe6151]

She needs to do stand up she’ll sell out 😉

[@Christopher-md7tf]

This is what happens when you don't do your research before accepting roles lol. Girl thought she was going to be in the MCU, but nah, it's just Sony's ultra-shitty "Spider-Man villains with no Spider-Man" universe