Dakota Johnson being as unserious during the Madame Web press tour as the movie itself is

[@holychaos5398]

She knew the movie was bad and no one can convince me otherwise Edit: Yes, I've made a grammar mistake sorry I'm human :)

[@Jackiecarlet]

Oh absolutely lol. She’s tried to hint at it in all her interviews 😂

[@somika87]

No one can't convince me. Now that's how you English, people

[@mostawesomecomment6553]

​@somika87 English? Shouldn't you be speaking German, you Grammar Naz1

[@roshnisamuel2682]

No one can* convince me. You just said the opposite of what you meant.

[@thomaschavez8555]

Hey man everyone knew what you meant screw these grammar police

[@amandaswigert5998]

"Spiderman: Here He Comes!" is really not that far off

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

“Number two; and he’s here!” Number three should be “and there he goes.”

[@panicfvx]

@@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322ive been stressed for the past 12 hours but this made me laugh so hard I almost threw up so thanks for that💀💀

[@MrChristo93]

She was talking about the porn parody.

[@chuckle5253]

It's odd they quizzed her on the names of the Tom Holland movies, quizzed her on how much of the Marvel movies she's watched, like they didn't have Chris Pine recite the DnD source book in his interviews about the DND movie

[@PERSEUS-NIOR]

Spiderman : Comes home, Spiderman - Not too close to home, Spiderman - No route back home

[@sainttrai]

If she wins a razzie I think shes cool enough to go accept it

[@salt4819]

she already got one for fifty shades lul

[@dizzy_star]

She absolutely should. Halle Berry’s acceptance is one of the greatest moments in pop culture.

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

My picks for Madame Web’s Razzie nominations: Worst Picture - Madame Web Worst Director - S.J. Clarkson Worst Actress - Dakota Johnson Worst Supporting Actor - Tahar Rahim Worst Screen Combo - Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O’Connor and Isabela Merced Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel - meme-fodder sequel to Morbius Worst Screenplay - Matt Sazama, Burk Sharpless, Claire Parker, Kerem Sanga and S.J. Clarkson

[@KTK44]

Sandra Bullock's is also fun and she hands out books for some reason@@dizzy_star

[@slovnicurling9808]

@@dizzy_star Can't tell if you are serious or sarcastic. Halle Berry's acceptance speech was just about blaming everybody who worked on the movie but herself. Classic narcissistic behavior btw.

[@CanalTremocos]

I have nothing but respect for this woman. She stars in these transparently overhyped movies, brings the minimum mandated enthusiasm to the press junkets, and makes sure the cash got to her bank account. Then, maybe she will make a movie she actually enjoys. it's her job and those mansions aren't getting any cheaper, man.

[@KTK44]

True, but it's also feeding the problem with nepotism if people decide she can't act. That will fuel the idea that nepotism is all that matters to suceed.

[@Holadeee728]

​@@KTK44 There are alot of actors who behave unseriously and goofy all the time especially infront of press and they're not a product of nepotism. The problem is people wanna associate everything this woman does with nepotism because that's their only way to talk crap they're never gonna be satisfied. Her personality has nothing to do with her contacts

[@Elriuhilu]

​@@KTK44I don't know if it still counts as nepotism if barely anyone remembers her dad and he has nothing to do with her continued work offers. Unless she has another relative I'm not aware of.

[@artwithsaya]

​@@KTK44true indeed but even in her limited works so far, she has shown really good performance. I really want to see her in bigger and better projects. She has raw potential. Not to mention, a truly humble and polite person Dakota is. It's a breath of fresh air.

[@KnarfStein]

I will make you a deal: I'll take your concern about nepotism seriously if you never associate yourself with receiving or giving a job opportunity on the basis of familial or social relations.

[@VegasValentineMusic]

"But isnt any sentence, out of context,....out of context?" 😂😂😂

[@elijah0208]

Shes sooooo clever!!!!! Nobel prize pls here!

[@area51pictures]

"It means you gotta do 35 of these movies" Dakota (thinking): "We'll see about that."

[@lina.laura.isabelle]

She never lied about the limes, she was sarcastic and you can see that on her face

[@AntheaVetra-dv4sl]

Oh

[@zigguratjones6458]

Oh

[@thelemurofmadagascar9183]

Literally everything she says is in the same dull monotone voice. Nothing about it signalled sarcasm.

[@lina.laura.isabelle]

@@thelemurofmadagascar9183 oh please, watch it again and you'll see ;)

[@5spec]

It's funny so i really don't care​@@thelemurofmadagascar9183

[@biglion4631]

“Harry Spider-Man And The Goblet of Man” “Yeah… I’m Man…”

[@yesusjoestar4333]

Is he stupid?

[@Karlebow571]

PETERDIDYAPUTYANAMEINTHEGOBLETOFMANAA?

[@carelessdreamer]

Why would Spider-Man say he’s Man? Is he stupid?

[@anono1432]

@@Karlebow571asked iron man calmly

[@ysanket234]

OH MY GOD THE ALSUME

[@lunarcat632]

she talks like she doesn’t even know she was in this movie lol

[@80sman21]

Yup. Let alone that she starred in it as the big main XD

[@CocoWantsACracker]

Her acting reflected that lack of realization too 😂

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Would you go around telling people you started in Madame Web?

[@elijah0208]

I think when somebody gave her script she only read capital letters and thought it stood for Marvel Welcome, but it was in fact Madame Wax)

[@neethugottipati]

I was so sure that after starting with “Spider-Man : here he comes” she’d end it by saying, “Spider-Man: there he goes”. Missed opportunity, Daki!

[@franciscomorales501]

Spiderman: here he comes 😂😭

[@MegatronRacing237]

I mean it’s not far off 😂

[@Karlebow571]

That could be good title for Spider-Man 4

[@aladdout9454]

spiderman: he's here spiderman: there he goes

[@elijah0208]

I cant believe marvel slept on such brilliant titles Goblet of man is an instant classic title

[@quinnaddison420]

I find it really charming that she couldn’t keep a straight face the entire time. She was just powering on through, and giggling the whole time. I love that energy.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

The "what's going on, you guys?" voice around 6:40 was hysterical.

[@CocoWantsACracker]

Really? I had a feeling I was looking at someone stoned out of her mind who was taking herself too seriously while on an entirely different planet. Her emotions seem fake and her energy level is so low it seems to drain my own energy to even look at her. It is clear that you are seeing something I am missing and I honestly envy your positivity a bit!

[@Blast2224]

People try to crack Dakota for being a Nepo baby, but she takes herself SO unseriously it's like, why bother. SHE know's its a joke, so just enjoy the ride.

[@kyleconnor2759]

No they just don’t care because there are hordes of muppets like you who will worship them no matter how mediocre they are at acting. It’s legitimately embarrassing.

[@TheB14HB14H]

“She doesn’t take herself seriously”** there you go. Fixed it.

[@juggles5474]

If she wasn’t a nepo baby I guarantee you she would be taking it seriously

[@dutchylott8965]

@@juggles5474 I along with quite a few people never knew she was a nepo baby until we saw her Please Don't Destroy snl sketch this year and then i googled her parents and still had no idea who those people were🙂 I don't think of her as a nepo baby, Lily-Rose Depp is a nepo baby, Dakota is kinda just like a random actress you see here or there

[@cami_triz83]

​@@TheB14HB14H nobody asked for your entitled ass to fix anything

[@ryph3]

madame web was unintentionally the funniest film of the year and we have dakota to thank for that

[@CocoWantsACracker]

I have to agree with you there. My girlfriend and I had a blast pointing out illogical (re)actions by characters, mistakes and lousy acting. We were talking throughout the movie. We agreed that the only character with ANY substance and credibility, and decent acting, was Julia. We even failed to care about anybody's faith, and it turns out I myself would have been more evil than the badguy in this story (e.g. * SPOILER ALERT * I'd have gone after the pregnant woman and have demanded to trade her for the three teenagers rather than going after the only people strong enough to defy me).

[@elijah0208]

Interviewer: earthquake😯😮😦😧😨 DakotA here she comes: faaabulous! Dakota and she's back: there will be an aftershock Dakota and the goblet of man: $e✖️✖️✖️✖️y (titled in china as Spoooooky)

[@elijah0208]

I haven't seen it but i bet it was pretty funny and also dont forget her press tour for madam wax

[@ryanwitman8672]

The “Limes” thing seems like a bit from The Office. Her sarcasm genuinely made me laugh 😂

[@qualityblood5651]

people who take her seriously and don't vibe with her sarcasms need more love from their moms 😭😭

[@cashewnuttel9054]

What if they don't have moms?

[@slovnicurling9808]

Maybe they do but it's not their fault they didn't got enough love from their moms nor they can do anything about it if their moms are emotionally distant. You on the other hand need some beating from your mom if you are making fun of people who got emotianlly neglected in their childhood.

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

​@@cashewnuttel9054even more reason why they need love from their moms 😂

[@ysanket234]

Why

[@CocoWantsACracker]

I don't find any emotion she shows believable because of how half-baked they are, and if you can't express an emotion sufficiently to look real, you definitely can't express it in the slightly exaggerated way that's needed for it to be felt as sarcasm. As an actor, she should be able to nail bringing across sarcasm. The fact she doesn't for so many probably has something to do with her acting skills. Not saying she's an insincere person or anything, just that I think she really should consider pursuing a different career.

[@theNYJ95]

I knew a girl I used to work with that acted like this everyday. She was hilarious

[@BeatGoat]

She really doesn't give a single fuсk. 😂I don't know if the interviewers were not detecting the sarcasm or just trying really hard to pretend they weren't.

[@AIMAGICSTREAM]

Lololololololol.

[@CocoWantsACracker]

I didn't see it either. If you actor fails to convey something like that, it says a lot about their skills, doesn't it?

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

Dude she’s so checked out 😂

[@j.av.2675]

Madame web is a masterpiece I hope she signed a contract for at least 2 sequels

[@theanimeboy9953]

yeah it definitely is one of the movies of all time

[@mogamatyusufmartin9171]

It definitely wasn't bad as people make it out to be

[@j.av.2675]

@@mogamatyusufmartin9171 you are right, catwoman was very lame and boring, the marvels was boring af, morbius was too much of a meme, but this is such a piece of crap that makes it so unintentionally funny that’s just not something you could reproduce if you tried.

[@shreeshabhat9281]

😂 well not a lot of people thought so apprently

[@j.av.2675]

@@shreeshabhat9281 we can only hope it’s meme status will keep it a so bad it’s good classic.

[@AmyCastro]

1:47 "Harry Spider-Man and the Goblet of Man" 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ithamarlowe6158]

You can tell she’s just having fun

[@kyleconnor2759]

Honestly who wouldn’t if they were handed a full-fledged acting career without being even above average at it? It’s genuinely an amazing lot in life. She’s at least smart enough to just go with it and not pretend she’s a real actor.

[@billalchaouche8820]

She is really the representation of the "I'm doing it for the money"

[@Countdownsmiles]

The female Harrison Ford

[@CocoWantsACracker]

​@@CountdownsmilesBut without the acting skills.

[@silverdove1]

It's givin Robert Pattinson talking about the twilight saga and I love that

[@lydiaking322]

As much as I love Dakota and her unseriousness, I would like to see her in something good soon delivering some great acting maybe even some more indie stuff.

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

She was good in the peanut butter Falcon, this lady can act but the scripts are bad

[@ninjanibba4259]

I thought she was decent in How to be Single

[@sebastianrioux]

She’s good in Suspiria

[@_Just_Another_Guy]

You know, I feel and understand her when 99% of the interviewers only asked her questions about Marvel, Spiderman, or the MCU, not even her actual movie. That's gotta be quickly annoying going through these multiple interviews that are only asking the same inane questions about the MCU which the movie has nothing to do with.

[@Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ]

Because the actual film sucks.

[@uthopia27]

Maybe they expect she could answer the question and then asking about her movies the plot the motivation etc and it's position in MCU u know like "if Im asking u this u answer tht" something like tht but unfortunately she didn't know or too piss to know

[@bjmiles4865]

She be lying for no reason 💀💀💀

[@bjmiles4865]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jai2776]

Just came to say idk if you’re a bot but it’s so funny to me that you replied laughing to your own comment 😂😂😂❤

[@kittykatsanchez]

I think she lies cause it's funny later on 😂 I'm laughing

[@Treyvor_Mangeni]

@@jai2776😂😂😂

[@giu941]

it's for entertainmentttt

[@88Featured]

I was kinda frustrated at guy talking about the researching spiders line because i felt like he wasn’t properly articulating why that particular line went viral, but maybe he also just didn’t offend her lmao

[@Countdownsmiles]

I know right, like bro the line is bad, she's a professional, she should be able to acknowledge the line is bad.

[@lolztony]

@@CountdownsmilesI agree with her comments on it though. Like, why is that line even noteworthy or especially MEME worthy? It’s an exposition line that’s fairly straight forward. Is it bad? Sure? But what about it is so viral? lol doesn’t make sense to me either tbh

[@Countdownsmiles]

@@lolztony I think it sticks out because it's so early in the movie, it's one of your first impressions of the film.

[@lolztony]

@@Countdownsmiles yes but like she said, it’s a fairly vanilla sentence. And even “out of context” it ain’t that weird tbh lol

[@gizmomac1520]

The fact she fired her agent after seeing the first trailer, to save her from second hand embarrassment 😭

[@Logick]

I love Dakota, she's like a slightly more hinged version of Aubrey Plaza.

[@d.o.vitelli5855]

Lol she predicted the Oppenheimer win (before everyone attacks me: I know it was obvious)

[@__-ng2eg]

Guys, she just doesn’t give a crap about these shitty marvel movies. These are just huge checks for these actors. Her sarcasm is on point though 😂

[@Norvik_-ug3ge]

Zero fucks given and kudos to her for that but she is right about the Amazon researching line. It's tell don't show writing but it is just basic storyline. Guy asking the rhetorical question doesn't get why it went viral.

[@aarya1156]

She reminds me of Cilian Murphy for some reason😭

[@solarcowgirl]

Absolutely. I can’t put it to words exactly but something about the like, obvious awareness behind the media training.

[@xxjcd702]

She's nothing like Cillian, she's very unbothered yes but seems strangely amused engaging with the absolute trainwreck these interviews are. Cillian doesn't even bother, both are flippant but in different ways

[@kyleconnor2759]

Such a bizarre comparison

[@zizojaezekeom3565]

​@@xxjcd702cillian cares way too much just doesn't look like it

[@hag_13]

don’t even compare them cus cilian is actually a good actor

[@natelay7244]

Idk this kinda makes me like her more. Like she doesn't take herself or this whole machine too seriously.

[@typhlosionmaster6832]

Reminds me of Mark Hamill during his Last Jedi interviews. Hilarious.

[@TheMovieAndCartoonFan]

or how Robert Pattinson was with the Twilight movies

[@HiHi-lt1cb]

Oscar Isaac too 😂

[@areyoulostbabygorl231]

or matt smith in his morbius interviews

[@jhxnya]

i had no business rewatching her say "get down" (8:28) as much as i did , why was that.. adorable? yeah i need to go to sleep 😭😭

[@justfinn1679]

I honestly feel kinda bad for her ngl but have also respect that she is doing these interviews hahaha

[@CreativeC13]

I love the editing, well done!

[@greyfells2829]

Bourgois, snarky, totally jaded, complicit in making terrible art, possibly unable to truly love again after multiple failed relationships. She's perfect.

[@dreamernator]

I don't want to be dramatic, but I'll just say it's really difficult to make me genuine laugh. This video made me genuine laugh. Well done and thank you!

[@xoeeyy]

🫶🏻

[@gabrieljoselebron6762]

Giving Aubrey Plaza a run for her funny

[@MegatronRacing237]

She’s cool asf. No fs given. She should do a comedy

[@Keznen]

She really should. She's a perfect deadpan.

[@ClassyNugget]

"You don't need to know anything about anything to see this movie"

[@markbelkin1303]

Her press tour for Madame Web is one of my favorite TV shows of year.

[@mitchliam974]

These edits were on point 😂😂

[@hamishfox]

The interviews with her are more enjoyable than the entire movie

[@hearts4tv670]

“Surprise …yea thats it” her face 😅

[@ZolaRenard_01]

It's funny the way she immediately throw Oscar possible win to Oppenheimer. It showed how she honestly felt but couldn't do it because she was supposedly promoting her movie. So she HATED her own movie and ended up trashing it after she had enough with people lying about how good it was 😅

[@RashidasPage]

0:05 i thought we all realized she was definitely being sarcastic bc it was so many 😂

[@wreccen]

Harry Spiderman and the goblet of man, fknin LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@philjan23]

Please, someone give her a stand-alone, 90 minutes long, "feel well" ending, character study drama to star in, ASAP

[@jojosmokes256]

The ending was gold

[@ZolaRenard_01]

This is what happened when a very sarcastic person had a poker face and being a troll on purpose

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

She's right about the meme not making sense because, obviously, if there is no context.. it would make no sense because there IS no context, hence , any sentence out of context is out of context. She got him! lol. Her way of calling him "silly" by saying "what a silly thing ( you just said), made me giggle, haha

[@MexiikaliBoy]

Spider-Man: Here He Comes Spider-Man: And He's Back The Goblet of Spider-Man

[@sevsimply]

„It was the same as fifty shades just with more clothes on“ 😂😂😂 She has to start a comedy career

[@irxdxsecnt3352]

i love her humor and not alot of people get it lol.

[@Forzieee]

Because it’s not remotely funny. I’m guessing that’s why. Could be wrong though

[@ManuelAlejandroVargas]

​@@ForzieeeShe's very funny actually

[@MrSoopSA]

She’s actually pretty smart and is very much playing with her food in these interviews. She knows they have to ask these corny, pointless press tour questions and her answers are essentially crafty shitposts to them. She really picks and chooses when she actually brings her intelligence out, like when she starts picking apart the question about the ‘spiders in the Amazon’ line.

[@Moony1568]

@@Forzieee then why are you here?

[@Forzieee]

@@Moony1568 careful

[@ujjwalkumar7567]

That "ok sure" at 5:11 got me cracking😂

[@eastsiderage5532]

She just couldn't wait until Madame Web came out so she could stop covering for Marvel.

[@biglion4631]

4:05 YOU KNOW SHE WANTED SOME SENTIMENTAL ANSWER! Like “Growing up I always thought Madame Web was a bit of me” type shit 😂😂😂 And Dakota’s just like “I don’t…”

[@Olivetree80]

She should do comedy movies

[@artywatts4892]

She is smart, cute and very sarcastic. I adore her

[@godganjistreeoflife3722]

She's not a fan or watcher of Marvel. It seems wrong to fans, but that Marvel check is looking right to her

[@MP-db9sw]

I actually like how she couldnt ignore the fakeness of the limes but she also "couldnt" just call them out as the fake, contrived BS that they were so she went on a big spiel about how much she loves limes lol

[@pikachu-hd6lr]

She should get an Oscar for lying through her teeth like that🤣🤣🤣

[@aimanmarzuqi4804]

Seeing Dakota talk shit about this movie in interviews is the best part of this movie.

[@jimmydeansausage6952]

I very much appreciate her honesty

[@ghislaingeraltch.1731]

Dakota Johnson basically Cillian Murphy.

[@beccaf262]

The idea that the most chronically online content is farmed from a woman who barely knows what the internet is

[@SnowpawShaw]

Her dry humor is absolutely, completely perfect and I am going to watch all of her movies now

[@feel4films889]

I saw her in Luca Guadaccino's "Suspiria" remake, which is IMO, better (one of those very rare cases) than the original Dario Argento's film. I think she was great in her role and that she's better than the mcu or any other lousy spiderverse cash grab thing from Disney or Sony. She should go do other stuff, better stuff. Edit: Martin Scorssesse's "Cape Fear" is also a remake that tops the original

[@laronspencer2461]

“it’s not, ya know, thi, Mad” Rent free in my

[@cataclysm7256]

Kinda like she's constantly high lmao

[@80sman21]

She's constantly, consistently a few inches away from saying something like, "Yeah, so apparently I'm in the same universe as this guy called 'Spider-Man.' So, that's pretty cool, I guess..." XD

[@hearts4tv670]

Im cringing watching this but laughing we need more interviews with her!!!

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

She tries her best to be kind, honest and funng, i think she pulls it off very well it's just not a passion project, madame web, but i love when seth said the not looking surprised comment to her, and her knowingly reaction lol she knows her strengths and short comings

[@JustSwivel2]

Harry Spiderman is Peter Parker's agent.

[@COSun25]

Dakota was right about Oppenheimer winning Best Picture in the Oscars.

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

at 2:17 she IS part of the Marvel Universe, just not the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Two different things ;)

[@cooliostarstache5474]

She's like a more subtle Aubrey Plaza 😂

[@michaelyoon9355]

The only way you know what she is thinking is to ask her therapist.

[@SYF-xc1ec]

words do not describe how much I love this woman, she's fucking hilarious, choatic Qween!

[@waynegentner]

When u look up the definition of jaded, u see her face

[@pluvs2smooch]

I think I love her now

[@Citizen13]

I hope she gets a real movie soon

[@shakirakurosawa1740]

Enters a room "May her web connect us all"

[@praveenwesley5186]

At this point no one knows whether she is telling the truth or not.

[@therealfodder]

The way she handled the negativity with absolute apathy is sheer brilliance. As for the movie - it's a shame it was a stinker because I actually quite liked the way they were taking this side character and you could see there was a germ of a good idea in there somewhere!

[@nowifinoconnection]

i think ppl forget that actors are working and their movies are just jobs like she does not care about this movie 😭

[@Lex_08x]

the fact she fired her agent after madame web LMAOOO

[@markdotinc8371]

"and I like to presen dem leig dis in my house"

[@TtotheCizzel]

I feel like she should of being wearing clothes made of money for all of these. She like a new queen of a country that's never been to or heard of that country before that day.

[@AnthonyP73]

I want a friend exactly like her

[@aroojtahira7823]

🤣 we all know at the end she lied

[@Juanki97]

She gives me the impression that she doesn't really care at all thats hot

[@JJ-dn8rb]

Love her vibe on and off screen 😂

[@hamishfox]

Lol at their reaction to a tiny earthquake. In NZ that tiny earthquake wouldn't even get acknowledged 💀

[@ClassyNugget]

I swear Dakota Johnson acts like Sony is holding a gun to her head. Sony: "You're going to say nice things about Madame Web, go on tours & talk about the movie & stuff, I don't care what you say just do it!". "Is there anything you can tell us about your movie? Can you at least tell us if it's good?" Dakota Johnson: "Why? It's not like I'm having a gun held to my head or anything haha"

[@s4m1r_65]

The interviewers saying "you're now part of the marvel universe" lol. Do people actually know the difference between the MCU and sony's films?