just Dakota Johnson and her chaotic calm energy

[@ReganSkye2010]

Dakota and Jimmy Fallon’s energy together is immaculate

[@robynmutema5830]

them touching each others teeth was so unhinged and im here for it!

[@OnePercentPerfectionist]

Actual best thing

[@karlimo4034]

Fallon´s energy is always fake, so no.

[@aniMeaganstream]

⁠@@karlimo4034are you implying that a interviewing late night host copies the energy of his interviewees, and over exaggerates for entertainment? That shits craaaaazy.

[@karlimo4034]

@@aniMeaganstream That shits annoying and bad interviewing. Watch some Conan or Leno and then watch Jimmy Fakellon and you´ll get it (maybe).

[@disinfectingwipes]

She ended Ellen so hard we just had to STAN!

[@ES-mc3cc]

Ellen dressing like a man is just creepy.

[@TheVallex]

yeah i love how she EXPOSED Ellen way before the accusations on her shitty personality were made. She's a legend

[@Raymanta82]

She low-key got joker vibes fr

[@kathifuller5332]

I actually like Ellen but I'm still all about how she handled that interview. Guess I love Dakota more 😂

[@Nooran1999]

wait am late what did she do to ellen

[@HerbCoswellBornAgain]

I never realized how chaotic Dakota Johnson was until now. I kindof love how chaotic she is, actually.

[@velkas83]

her and Rob Pattinson on a project tour together please, it would be so chaotic

[@flaviarengifoacosta1764]

YES PLEASE

[@Alexacz2]

I was just about to comment that that is her energy. Huge Robert Pattinson balling it energy. xD

[@shaimawahab5916]

Oh, my God, I need that!!! It could be a terrible fanfic spinoff of Twilight and 50 Shade, I don't care; now I need them on a promotion tour together!!!!!!!

[@alexia3552]

yesssssssss

[@lucapellari5985]

Hahahahahahahaha Meu Deu sim 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OneiLean]

Energy of someone who sleeps 14 hours a day

[@sylvy16]

you can’t personally attack me like that. also it’s 12 hours

[@rosesonmygrave9290]

I sleep that long, but I don't have that much energy 😭

[@georgiakimball1508]

She doesnt she just said she could but tbh i sleep so much id find it normal if she did

[@AnakinGozie77]

​@@georgiakimball1508 I'm always exhausted, so I spend 15 hours sleeping

[@yuding6019]

Or energy of someone sipping alchohol 14 hours a day XD

[@heartendesignstudio]

She's so funny without even trying. I LOVE watching her interviews.

[@alexia3552]

"Aren't you supposed to let people talk on this show" I love that

[@Bringmethehorizondude]

The only thing more chaotic than Dakota is this editing. Holy hell

[@studiocelestedesign]

I couldn't get through more than 10 seconds of it because it felt like a window into the experience of someone with ADHD washing down hallucinogens with a 6 pack of Red Bull and my brain is too normal to engage with that.

[@ElectroTherapyFTSoul]

Pretty much stopped when that obnoxious voice mod reared it ugly head, but I'm almost tempted to "like" the video for not using that bloody Nintento music.

[@sonatachabanga]

I'm allergic to limes killed me😂😂😂

[@rainbowsherbet1818]

I think about it every day.

[@sonatachabanga]

@@rainbowsherbet1818 😆😂

[@lexis4490]

You can tell Dakota is here cause she’s required, and just chilling.

[@lh9591]

I kinda like how unapologetic nepo babies are. She’s herself. She has nothing to be afraid of. She’s shamelessly herself cause even if she messes up, she’ll be ok.

[@mabuixa]

I like that about her as well. The fact that she doesn't deny her privilege and takes advantage of what life has given her (in a respectful way) is so refreshing. It's a freedom that not everyone gets to experience.

[@cilantro-whomst]

​@@mabuixawhen life gives you limes...

[@mabuixa]

@@cilantro-whomst lol indeed

[@rebeccadelbridge2998]

I was gonna say something similar, but you worded it so much better ❤

[@cam0987]

I never thought about it this way, applies to every job I suppose😂❤

[@Lucks-3]

It took me waaaaayy too long to realize that those weren't her hands when she was washing them!

[@Astridz]

Wait.. those weren't her hands?

[@sailorarwen6101]

Well I had to rewind it after seeing your comment because I DIDNT notice so there’s that

[@joeterp5615]

Lol, thanks for pointing this out - I completely missed that!

[@lexxxelskywalker6411]

Whaaaatt...now I gotta rewind this😂😂😂

[@Snowshowslow]

That explains sooo much about this clip 🤣 Thanks for pointing it out

[@saraflint2982]

34 years of chaotic and calm energy. Happy birthday to this glorious woman!

[@roisingrant]

johnny at the end just saying "yup" is absolutely sending me

[@shanizhao]

I love her voice like crazy. But her smile kills me

[@biospider3.068]

In a good way or bad?

[@wambuimwangi004]

DAD ARE YOU WATCHING THIS??😂😂😂 "What a great skill"

[@thearcanamodernau8130]

She's like Aubrey Plaza minus the ominous vibes

[@nachofroyo6493]

omg yes!

[@caligal1090]

and the awkwardness

[@lynnhummer7307]

Happy to have you back finally!!!❤

[@alexisdelmar]

She totally smashes the stereotype of non-confrontational Libras and I love that because same.

[@saraxadam3659]

our sense of justice is stronger than our desire to be non-confrontational 🤷🏼‍♀

[@fairygrrl45]

Welllll…what’s her moon and rising? Could be they are drowning her Sun. But she’s an actress so Libra is all up in there.

[@dachsrottweiler]

We are peace and harmony loving, so St we need to confront:)

[@kiraphobia222]

As a Libra-Scorpio, It's like the devil and angel on my shoulders, my Libra side is telling me to stay calm meanwhile my Scorpio tells me to cut a bitch up.

[@swe3t.dr3ams]

Yeah maybe because astrology is bs ?

[@abigailvimalasekaran8256]

She reminds me of Portia from Barbie Princess Charm School, simply iconic

[@BurningBushProductions]

I hope she has a really good career cause she’s actually kind of hilarious.

[@AnakinGozie77]

Career don't look too good for now

[@BurningBushProductions]

@@AnakinGozie77 If Robert Pattinson and RDJ can get to where they are there's hope for anyone...

[@ionaskualexander1255]

that Madame Web movie is a career killer. Dunno how she's gonna recover from that one

[@BurningBushProductions]

@@ionaskualexander1255 RDJ was literally in Shaggy Dog... he has an Oscar now. There's always hope for a comeback lol

[@nemesis5807]

​@@ionaskualexander1255 she's a nepo baby and an indie darling, she'll survive

[@ralitsasapundzhieva5212]

I love her giggling

[@lyrlfx]

5:48 OH I LITERALLY JUST REALISED THEY AREN’T HER HANDS 💀

[@MeganReign-Hart]

wash your house😭😭😭

[@NotEnoughCharactersForMyUserna]

Dakota Johnson is fantastic, but your EDITING?!?!?! Absolutely incredible, thank you for this work of art 😤🙌

[@FIREGOD333]

the editing is immaculate✨

[@mariliamarinho4196]

the coolest nepobaby ❤

[@ExcuseMyFrench.]

Whats a nepo ??

[@EvgeneXI]

@@ExcuseMyFrench. it’s short for nepotism / nepotist. Where, for example, a rich CEO hires their child for a job at the company even if they’re not qualified for the job.

[@JonTheJotter]

I like her vibe as a person, she knows she’s a nepo baby so she doesn’t try to make it seems like she’s greater than she is and just has fun with it. As an actor… I can’t stand her she plays the same character is every movie.

[@donttalktomebye]

Yeah i think thats why people like her, she is authentic at the very least. I feel like she knows shes not the best actress but does it for fun

[@ValentinasWatching]

😂 funny without even trying is the best kind of funny. Love it.

[@imbonniefox]

" ur going ok"- the lie detector girl lol

[@theeharlz]

I love this 😭😭😭

[@ss3974]

That quiet kid.. you are very creative and have an excellent capacity to select the best scatches of the argument that you have edited. Dakota Johnson, she is funny and have that approach to life that allows her to handle each situation smoothly.

[@evanrachelhood]

That pile of limes makes me laugh every time. “I love limes” 😭

[@carolbuzelim]

Chill chaotic ppl are the most chaotic one

[@JenniferPChung]

This are AMAZING! lol thanks for making this. I couldn't stop bursting out laughing with her random remarks. Love her.

[@Itsheiza]

I love her she’s so fun ❤

[@imarandomgirl.]

I NEVER KNEW DAKOTA DID AN INTERVIEW WITH DREW

[@joannavargas368]

The Bubbles part killed me! She is sooooo funny, I love her!

[@Kuntykueen]

YOU'RE BACK YAY

[@lizzfrmhon]

She’s like Kristen Stewart, she plays every character as herself.

[@zainabsheikh9402]

she playing the theremin is reminding me of Sheldon Cooper and his "nobody knows the troubles i have seen. Glory Hallelujahhhh." hahahahahahahahaha

[@OnceUponAMidnightDreary]

I love the editing! The lime in the cocktail with "triggered" sent me! ☠☠☠

[@vauniceee]

0:25, she looked so uncomfortable 😭

[@my-edits]

Ur back yay great video I loved watching this, she's very funny thanks for making this

[@itschelseakay]

I genuinely love the artistic direction you went with the emoji’s. They added more chaos and it was very amusing. 🏆

[@Rita-sp7hh]

i love how you mention through the video her libra vibes but all i see is her cap rising / sagittarius moon sass

[@AaliyahDorado-kh8yr]

Libra’s are known for being sassy ahahah

[@holychaos5398]

She's going to slay as madame web I can't wait 🕸🕷❤

[@AnakinGozie77]

To be disappointed ryt

[@tonyg76]

Madame web was good, love Dakota.

[@biedrakerfur]

​@tonyg76 definitely a movie of all time. I loved when she said it's Webbin' Time.

[@mrj4990]

This didn't age well, such a bad movie lol

[@holychaos5398]

@@mrj4990 yep I don't know what I was expecting from sony honestly lolol

[@markorollo.]

So many chat show hosts need to be told exactly that...

[@AngxHoff]

i love dakota and jimmy together hahahaaha

[@jaesa9815]

that was a really good video, i really enjoyed that

[@KXavierpsychstudent]

why did it take me so long to realize she was washing someone else's hands LOL

[@mageSjoy]

dude the editing is so funny

[@mariacarlacabrera]

She is very natural and real

[@tienhernandez]

My cat heard the theremin and instinctively growled 😭😭😭

[@mihirachandel2272]

You're back!!!!!!!!

[@vdk2007]

dad are watching this? 3:59 that look ,she hates limes and he gives a slice call skit ..bubbles that giggle ... you played it cool- yes iconic ones❤

[@r44tz81]

YESSSSS YOURE BACK I HOPE YOURE DOING OKAY!!!!

[@thaddeush3347]

You’re back!

[@Introverted_storyteller]

Amazing 😂 Also, I can't find most of the other videos on your channel anymore, have you deleted those?

[@thatquietkid209]

:((yes , but they will be reedited and uploaded cause i had troubles with those🫶🏻

[@Introverted_storyteller]

​@@thatquietkid209 oh I see! Glad you're uploading them again though, I love your videos

[@oskarneuburger6809]

I want to be this level of unbothered

[@nullhare]

The edits dude!! I can't. Literally cry laughing!!!

[@tequila._.7415]

WHAT is the sound at 7:13??? It unlocked this unclear memory of mine

[@SanneHillemans]

Same!

[@Annikidiary]

It was the sound of a Hello Kitty telephone. I had one of those😂

[@thayversoou]

Love this edit lmao 🤣

[@Bri-was_here50]

I WATCHED IT AT 2X SPEED AND IT WAS LITERALLY HILARIOUS LMFAO

[@bluntdude]

I was never a fan till i saw the Ellen interview and now I’m a fan!

[@oliviabagarry3142]

Img you're back where did you gooooooo! I hope everything's good :)

[@thatquietkid209]

Kind of 😅

[@mbanerjee5889]

I love that she never takes herself seriously.

[@LunaJones-sn6bo]

2:24 excuse me ONE OF her tigers??? This girls grandma had MULTIPLE TIGERS

[@Zoe_Coles]

Oh my god, my parents are watching a show in the living room and right at 7:08, a phone in the show they’re watching started ringing, I was so shocked 😭😭

[@lewis7515]

This video was pure entertainment.

[@sadxmee]

i love this

[@ccaatthheerriinnee]

We didn’t need that lizard lick sound effect 🙈

[@aubreys1675]

😂😂😂

[@kaitlync4786]

I don’t know I feel like we have the same energy. Maybe not, but that’s how I perceive myself

[@Letyparatore]

The house of Gucci one is so funny, because in Italy we totally hear russian accents from them since they were so bad making an accent 💀

[@udontevenwannaknowbruv]

I speak Russian and I also hear it 😂 There was nothing Italian about it, especially from Lady Gaga 😫 (though I love her)

[@Letyparatore]

@@udontevenwannaknowbruv Yeah I like her a lot too, but sometimes she's like a stereotype.

[@lunershapeshifta]

late to the party but this editing only enhanced her chaotic libra igaf energy i love it lol

[@je8z6x]

DAKOTA is Simply "sabaw" in tagalog 😂 cute tho

[@maraka3626]

The editing I cant 💀💀💀

[@prosaic.7944]

2:13 "Dad are you watching this?" This trancends embarrasing

[@Samya.R]

“Am I lying?”…she asks like she’s not sure if her answer is truthful….😂

[@lucaleone4331]

omg my favorite one is where shes going to canada in aocuple of hours, I love that one

[@untrazeable]

I love Dakota Johnson! She's so funny but in like a calm sort of way. Her answers to Jimmy's questions are hilarious!!

[@shaliekk]

That lie detector lady was savage...

[@corpse7333]

The confidence she has Oh my Lord.... I love her🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@RocketIsHereVR]

3:59 She literally said she’s allergic to limes😂😂😂😂😂😂 the triggered meme 😂😂😂

[@sararossidi1695]

"Why is thomas crying" "bEcAuSe YoU ReAlLy HuRt HiS fEeLiNgS"

[@davemac9563]

Dakota Johnson is a treasure. She’s a no bs type of person.

[@lulumoon6942]

As a fellow low key roaster, we're just in it for our own amusement. 🔥😈😎

[@franco8190]

chris martin (front man of coldplay) is a one lucky guy....

[@Emilyandlizzytv]

Omg please WHAT DID U USE TO EDIT I WANNA MAKE THESE FUNNY VIDEOS AB MY FRIENDS SO BAD 😂😂

[@OnePercentPerfectionist]

She’s amazing

[@Avasfridays]

That’s how I feel about Jimmy Fallon lol

[@kuro.hitsuji]

Dakota is the epitome of iconic. Love her so much

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

You know when you f:ed up? Right there when you decided to kind of "wiggle" her voice.

[@janelle9707]

The limes... 👌🏽 😂

[@DanielNeves05]

Thank you for making me laugh for 11 minutes straight

[@Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ]

Somehow, this feels dystopian.

[@Anonymous-sm9ld]

She's back y'all

[@thatquietkid209]

Yesss

[@no-ts4mo]

"Gucci" everything sounds italian in that name 😂

[@rosaurycristel]

MY GIRLLLL I LOVE HER SO MUCH😭🫶🏽

[@sighsyyy]

where did you get the video 4:29

[@_..Izzy.._]

"Am I lying?" - 💀😂