damien haas moments i'll never forget

[@greenbeantm1096]

It’s technically more of an Angela moment, but I’ll never forget the “I know Damian’s!” Moment followed by Damian just calling her ever term for friends that exists in English 😂

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

my favorite part of that is how in the comments everyone was like... of all people at smosh damien cannot say coworker in response to that as a way to deflect 😭😭

[@FancyPhalange]

⁠​⁠@@guessitrunsinthegeneswhy is that? /gen

[@Cookie0918]

​@@FancyPhalange he dated a coworker before

[@thenightranger987]

@@guessitrunsinthegenes Of all the people, that would be Shayne and Courtney

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

@@thenightranger987 i mean yes but damien too since him and saige dated!

[@zboy1152]

"NO CLOTHES, NO NOTHING I'M FUCKING OUTTA THERE"

[@orbita2k2]

my all time favorite

[@smosh_crone]

i have a feeling damien WILL regret that "first time kissing" asmr lol

[@jnicole510]

He would never

[@tibb75]

It's because it gave you a boner, isn't it?

[@KatastropheKatze]

low-key got into it

[@bondvabond]

Damien could honestly find a spot in that niche of KZbin and Patreon. There’s a surprising amount of that type of ASMR content out there. Someone with actual voice acting chops would slay in that niche

[@sweetmother2406]

The extent to which I want Damien boyfriend asmr is alarming

[@Acorn905]

"I'VE JUST DONE GON HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A LADY" -Damien

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

i never noticed that angela literally flinches at the first kiss asmr thing damien does

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

it's the sole time i've ever seen angela do that at something damien's said or done and it's so funny to me 😭😭

[@bondvabond]

@@guessitrunsinthegenesMy thoughts are that it was a defense mechanism she used to remain neutral about things to be like “This is going to be uncomfortable! Not meant to be fun to hear! Behave yourself!”💀😭 Like a “I can’t let the homies know i fw this” type deal

[@strawberrr]

@@bondvabond i don’t think anyone would’ve noticed with amanda losing all touch with reality across the room

[@aleajohnson3669]

Did damien know what he was doing when he did the first kiss asmr 😂? He's either an evil genius or really great at accidental rizzing

[@cassandracarlton400]

Considering the reason he did it was because Amanda revealed she watches compilations of first kisses as her porn… yeah, he knew what he was doing LOL

[@jasminehouze]

He knew EXACTLY what he was doing!!!!!

[@littlelagoons]

"Time, TIME, *TIME* " was Courtney's way of saying "STOP TURNING AMANDA ON IN FRONT OF US"

[@briijaay]

I absolutely love Angela asking, "they're licking baklava off of you?" (@7:03) and then proceeding to giggle so hard.

[@2morrowillcome]

I'm dropping the like just for the Damien and Jackie "Elizagirth" bit.

[@yahoos001]

The fact he’s now Laios in Delicious in Dungeon threw me so hard when I was watching the show and then I remembered he’s also a VA ;-;

[@rulerzreachf4n34]

That kissing ASMR is going to BLOW UP with edits/fanart of Laios, if it hasn’t already 😭

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

i haven't seen it happen yet but i'm sure it will 😭😭

[@NakuruKouChannel]

I WAS THINKING TJE SAME THING

[@IWillDestroyBikiniBottom]

SOMEONE CONTACT THE DUNGEON MESHI FANDOM IMMEDIATELY!!!

[@Michiko458]

If someone gave me nickel every time Damien said that he is soft dom I would have two nickels. Which is not much but this is weird it happened twice

[@lawgirl054]

I'm so glad somebody else noticed this

[@asassyghostnamedcassie]

What was the second time? I only caught the car one which caught me só off guard😂😂😂❤

[@lawgirl054]

@@asassyghostnamedcassie one of the "interviews his exes" videos when shayne is Dio 😭

[@Michiko458]

@@asassyghostnamedcassie interview with his exes. Timestamp 11:37

[@tickbox_]

That and the knowledge of things like shibari, dudes definitely into some stuff and good for him

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

It was good for her

[@strawberrr]

i haven’t been able to see that clip the same since someone made that connection

[@allisonskyes]

my favorite part of that clip is no one even acknowledges it verbally OR even with a look 😭😭

[@faeri_]

BESTIE HI!

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

@@faeri_ HIIIII!

[@reaverkai]

Wait which clip, what

[@ElBreaksLoose222]

pretty sure at 8:28 jackie says “rope play”, not “roleplay”, considering that’s what shibari is. love this compilation tho, it finally gave me context for Best Damien Sex Machine lol

[@bondvabond]

Same for me with figuring out the context of Best Damien Sex Machine I can’t decide what I love more, the awkwardness/broken English of “Best Damien” from Court or the way Shayne absolutely loses it after his “Sex Machine” line. Might be one of my favourite Shayne laughs I’ve seen yet

[@polarknight5376]

To further explain the shibari thing, even if you're not into bondage, if you're a weeb you're going to encounter it eventually. It's seen as more of an art form than a fetish in Japan, so even if you're not looking at nsfw stuff, you're gonna find out about it. Damien might not be into bdsm, it could just be that he's an ultra-weeb.

[@gysahl]

@@polarknight5376 two things can be true at once

[@polarknight5376]

@@gysahl Where did I say that the two were mutually exclusive?

[@evelynvslife]

Bro can’t just come out and say he likes biting and act like that’s not gonna make people feel a certain way. He needs to be stopped.

[@GR4YS0NN]

the shibari one 😭😭😭😭😭 i love jackie so much

[@cassandracarlton400]

10:43 so glad it’s included, truly iconic

[@lucimeyers8900]

arashas face after the lip bite haha

[@mageSjoy]

I had forgotten about Damien's water thing. I can't imagine being upset that my partner needed to take a second away to drink something. I feel like it's definitely a thing where one person stops to get a drink and the other is like that's a good idea, I forgot to pay attention to my other needs while this was going on. It's often they chug half a glass of water and I finish the other half, and then back in it.

[@forkingsandkeys]

Right? I’d be like “damn! They’re invested in continuing, nice!”

[@blankets5782]

no, because damien is such a good voice actor. damien’s asmr amanda listened to is deadly. 😳💀

[@Lamsus854]

A lot of these moments were like kinda sexy??? Okay I see you op

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

funniest part of that is i am a lesbian 😭😭 damien is just very unhinged and i think about it a lot!!

[@criidawg]

"that awakened something in me, tell you what" damien *damien what does that mean*

[@SmoshedbyIckyrus]

✨️OCD✨️ he used to regularly peel and pick at his hands. Also, wax play 😅

[@UltimateMustacheBros]

I assume something similar to what happened to me at 6:41

[@blankets5782]

"That's right, I'm divergent (neuro)" is my stage name. 🤟😎🔥

[@hazelvongat7254]

"What?" "What?"

[@twilightprotige6166]

top tier compilation. probably the best damien compilation ive seen

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

thank you so much oh my god 🥹

[@asslesschaps1142]

0:33 there has been little time I’ve felt the need to touch grass, but Damian fills that little time

[@julesking1303]

Ok but not including the moment after 1:29 where Olivia loudly says “WOMEN LIE” is absolutely criminal ☠️

[@Beanb3an]

What video was this from?

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

the drunk goggles challenge pit!

[@polyliker8065]

I'm just now realizing that that board AF thing was a double date...

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

wait until you realize just how many videos like that there were during that era... 😭😭

[@dhroober]

The first clip got me already 😂😂😂

[@bruhandthemoments7445]

LOL these were some great clips

[@fa1ruz]

0:28 i so badly want an animation of danna-sama saying this to miyo so bad!

[@ShogunManatee]

Really hate how joking about Damien pants has actually ruined clothing deals for him

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

YUP. this joke was funny in the moment but it shouldn't have lingered the way it has

[@lucimeyers8900]

his pants are sick asf.

[@Mossious]

where/when did he say this? /gen

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

he talked about it on stream a few weeks ago i think it was? i know it was def on stream but time frame is blurry to me 😭😭

[@hazelvongat7254]

​​@@guessitrunsinthegenes he also mentioned that on the damien and shayne show special

[@stephaniegagne3376]

Why is Damien my person? Like I love his personality, quirks and all, so much

[@papershark443]

Love Angela trying to bring the conversation back to the card lol

[@M0rgan1sm]

Damien and Arin from game grumps. That’s all.

[@Kingbimmy]

WAITTTT!! They share the same brain cell, holy shit. I cannot unsee this now.

[@idk_a_plant]

ARE WE IGNORING THE JACKIE AND DAMIEN INTERACTION???? WHAT IS GOING ON

[@LinguaPhiliax]

0:47 If you have not yet seen the Laios animatic of this moment, you so should

[@GingerPlease]

How do i find ittttt

[@LinguaPhiliax]

@@GingerPlease Look up "Laios from Smosh"

[@levilore_7126]

Maria going "Damien I think youre very maticulous and want to make a good first impression" is so funny to me bc thats just having autism to me 😂 (as a neurodivergent/autistic)

[@Octobris]

For me it's only one. When he was doing the asmr bit on Amanda. That shit made me feel all sorts of things.

[@GaaraFan01]

WAS IT GOOD FOR YOUUU 😫

[@stevenboelke6661]

2:34 Yes, Damian has played every Kingdom Hearts game, why do you ask?

[@Theunloved1738]

Trying to explain kingdom hearts to a normie: 2:34

[@savannahfiestypants256]

Well.... my crush on Damien has grown even LARGER after this video.... 🥵 Purple hair, great fashion sense, mental health advocate, incredible voice actor, all around wholesome man & undercover kinkster 👀 Hubba hubba! 😍 PLS DON'T JUDGE ME 😅💜

[@that1niceguy246]

He's so cute but now i'm lost in fantasy about him.

[@savannahfiestypants256]

@@that1niceguy246 me too, every day lol 😆

[@skedizzle]

13:35 I CHOKED on my popcorn! WTF I forgot about Wojak Damien...

[@josephinemadolobergquist7325]

“And neuro and you are correct!” As an autistic person with ADHD I will now only refer to myself as divergent neuro ✌🏼

[@KingOfGaymes]

Mood

[@benjaminjameskreger]

"First me then you". 😂

[@BuzzyDungeon]

THE WATER ONE! Thats crazy, ive never been going down with someone and then gotten mad they did something so their body remains healthier???

[@petyu3908]

10:43 avatar reference

[@3dudebortoli]

THAT JOKE 10:43 LOL

[@Niche.S]

You forgot the "What does it mean?" bit from You Posted That

[@SailHatinSoap]

4:30 is that before or after Damian and saige first hooked up

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

they were publicly together by that point!

[@PeterParker-po8fb]

What is the video at 11:04?? It looks like a Board AF but it's the only clip I didn't recognize

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

it's the board af sounds fishy from around 9 months ago! you see damien and arasha on the thumbnail :)

[@bodkie]

I think Tommy took that personally, because it can't have been very long after it that Tommy started wearing his own stupid pants.

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

5:18 a true Kingdom Hearts fan.

[@m4tchalover555]

i keep seeing clips of the vid at 5:25 but idk what video it is 🙁

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

it's the no wrong answers video on games that has damien and angela both on the thumbnail!!

[@m4tchalover555]

@guessitrunsinthegenes OH EM GEE THANK YOU SO MUCH 😻

[@nelly2958]

0:25 I would like to know the original video of this for normal reasons

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

it's kind of a fun story on games!!

[@NaTeesha85]

wait your profile pic is so cute

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥹 it's from the mythical kitchen cookbook launch event damien and angela both were at! (and it was the sole pic of the two of them together at the time of me making my channel!)

[@Try_Combs]

Jackie says "rope play" not "roleplay"

[@guessitrunsinthegenes]

the subtitles there were from smosh themselves not me! definitely know she says rope play i truly don't know how they did that 😭😭

[@hannahPanda97]

LAIOS

[@SailHatinSoap]

I'M DONE

[@Nameless-gothic-stranger130]

Add neurodivergent -Damien- real 😂

[@eolsunder]

when ever i see some of the old cast members just makes me realize that the current cast won't always be here either. AND always with Boze on back in the day, how come no one taught that hot sexy girl how to swim. I mean come on, she can't swim, cute and curvy, some guy didn't decide to ask her and say "i'll teach you how to swim?" lol

[@TindraSan]

"even more straps, that's cool!" of course the Kingdom Hearts fanboy would say that (¬⩊¬)