14 minutes of Damien Haas being a comedic genius

I made a compilation containing my favorite clips of Damien in Smosh videos! Hope you enjoy !!
side note- ive received some comments on recent videos saying that some subtitles were inaccurate. I do the best I can with the tools I am provided (my ears and og Smosh subtitles) so it'll probably not be perfect! ty for understanding :))
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@smosh @smoshpit @SmoshGames !!
please go checkout the og videos on those channels ! all video titles are included in the compilation :)
also comment anything you'd like to see comps of!! Thanks for your continued kindness and support. mwah!

[@bellaschaps9351]

The pure terror on Shayne’s face when Damien came out as Tilda Swinton makes me laugh so hard every time

[@mars_mayday]

Is Shane afraid of Tilda Swinton?

[@aridavid1039]

@@mars_mayday i think it was a reference to a story shaynes told where he did a table read with tilda swinton that, although it went well, didnt lead to anything

[@Sharye2001]

He said 😮

[@FJX716]

The contact lenses were so off putting

[@jennifervaughn2466]

I think it was a combination of terror and joy!

[@Alkarston]

“F***ing bonkers” gets me EVERY TIME

[@breezyk724]

Truly is timeless, along with the "Noah's dead cat" bit

[@elin_3542]

The way he says it makes me wheeze

[@realtehen]

i just got it omg

[@Xepherya]

I think about this joke regularly

[@pokemon3000rocks]

seeing him in the Garfield suit with his head in his paws saying “im losing my edge” rlly does resonate with me profoundly

[@Nermcomp]

same, dude. same.

[@pizzzaeater1425]

my favorite part about that joke is that it's fucking hilarious both as an in-character gag, and as a character break

[@LocalTorchwoodIntern]

Caspium plant got me so badly watching that episode for the first time lMOA

[@mikoman1732]

So… capsicum plant 💁‍♂️

[@dylansickinger545]

Same

[@ChronicF]

Same, I was laughing just as hard as Shayne

[@dakotaskong759]

Literally how did he recover and do that so fast 😂

[@OJorEm]

He was SO quick

[@jarodgallardo4761]

I never knew the word "government" could be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard

[@alainatedrick]

literally this, he is so talented

[@crm7n]

i love seeing that clip because who gave him the right to sing that beautifully omg

[@graysawn4065]

right? XD that hit me nicer than any song ive heard in years XD

[@squid-123]

i can’t get over how majestic it sounds

[@TTHBLOX_]

The fact that pepper has become an outside joke about an inside joke is wonderful

[@JJ-1866]

I can't place what it reminds me of, can you explain?

[@Kingbimmy]

@@JJ-1866there was a TNTL episode where Shayne came out in an apron with no shirt underneath, a bobbed hair wig, a fez, and a potted plant and just said “pepperrrr! Pepperrrrrrr!!” with a dumb expression. Before he came out he whispered to the backstage camera that it was an inside joke and no one else would get it but that it was ok. I don’t think they ever explained the context. That was all we saw of it, but it almost immediately got Damien and it was hilarious even without any context ❤ I don’t remember which tntl tho, unfortunately.

[@JJ-1866]

@@Kingbimmy ohhh I see, thank you!!

[@jamesford1426]

​@@Kingbimmyactually I believe they did explain it. Something to do with a disney theme park ride, but tldr; its a completely random word to say

[@Kingbimmy]

@@jamesford1426 I think I know what you’re talking about, and I remember that being “honey cats!” And Damien making two plastic fish make out.

[@offthesidelines]

"Then you'd love his wife." had me nearly rolling the first time, I had to pause and re-watch it a bunch of times because it was so quick and deadpan it was like unexpectedly getting slapped. 😂

[@Diamondgamervideos]

We don't get Amanda and Damien as a duo nearly enough and I'm reminded how good they are when I watch that Giovanni bit

[@stephaniethesoprano]

for real, there was that tntl blind pairs bit where amanda was a fisherman and damien had a clipboard and the way that bit escalated was so perfect omg (the swimming fish in the yemen bit). those two and then damien and tommy are so criminally underrated

[@aksulissilly]

Capsicum plant got me SO GOOD i had to go outside and take a breath bc I couldn't stop laughing

[@clumsyninja925]

I don't get it 😕

[@Nermcomp]

@@clumsyninja925a Capsicum plant is what peppers come from. Arasha was asking what the inside joke was about pepper, but Damien just gave a definition of what pepper is. lol

[@2morrowillcome]

@@Nermcomp Unflinchingly and without missing a beat. Absolutely savage.

[@clumsyninja925]

@@Nermcomp oh! Thanks.

[@jay.p3g]

His immediate “sorry” after some bits/jokes always get me

[@rockoman100]

i think it's because some of his jokes are literal Tourettic tics. he feels he did something compulsive and without thought and everyone else thinks he's just brilliant. i am saying this because I have Tourettic ocd and do the exact same thing and it takes me a minute to figure out why everyone is laughing so hard

[@abbadabbado]

You can tell how much Shayne genuinely loves Damien. Nobody gets him the way Damien does.

[@DearAnem0ia]

Damien is one of the funniest people on Smosh, but he restrains himself a lot, probably worried about coming off as disrespectful or offensive. That's why I love Mr. Grub so much.

[@Kingbimmy]

Mr. Grub truly is one of the funniest Damien characters. We need more of him 😂

[@Izzzy587]

That's exactly why I love his show What Are Those? Pure chaotic ADHD brain juice

[@Bec-Son]

Unleashed the beast that is Mr. Grub.

[@FJX716]

He definitely over thinks how people feel about what he says but he’s also on the autism spectrum so he sorta can’t help it.

[@bruhandthemoments7445]

He seemed to restrict himself less in older videos, but I'm glad his humour has stayed the same

[@KaiKatasukii]

8:38 my best friend and i clipped the shocked and confused noise damien makes in this clip and added it to our discord soundboard, it gets us every time LMAO

[@madalyntrupka3866]

What is the original video???? I wanna watch it but couldn't find it.

[@KaiKatasukii]

@@madalyntrupka3866 i can't remember for sure, but i believe its the smosh theater where AI wrote their scripts? i might be misremembering tho

[@Kingbimmy]

That’s such a good sound omfg 😂

[@Nermcomp]

@@madalyntrupka3866 its an episode of smosh pit theater, "an AI wrote this script?!" is the title

[@jacobnorwood3553]

P-e-n-double hockey sticks nearly ended me

[@wizardlizard55555]

Penll 😭

[@z.e.n.d.a.y.a..l.o.v.e.r]

damien is the king of quick witty responses

[@AsianKvDE]

It’s called improv

[@bellaschaps9351]

Also the 21 scream salute makes me laugh so hard I cry, I think about it a lot

[@hannahmcgregor8053]

I love compilations of funny Damien moments that go unnoticed. There are just too many of them 😭

[@FJX716]

Damien’s humor is hard to follow but damn is it clever.

[@Xecoda]

1:02 Genevieve is permanently the canonical name for The Chosens sword, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise 😂

[@felwalkr_94]

*Gwenevieve

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

I mean... I think it was from. The start? Didn't shayne say it in that first card game video?

[@eternalmiasma5586]

Damien as DM was just amazing

[@elijahmate9315]

11:54 i cannot explain how funny i find this clip 💀💀 i neeeeedd Amanda and Damien to do these characters again bro

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Smosh Main Channel!

[@Lapillusedits]

Damien as Tilda will always be a fever dream to me 😭

[@leah6820-y9v]

He deserved all the awards for keeping a straight face as Garfield.

[@ScottServais-poet]

3:07 that line from Tommy is just so good

[@AchyutRM]

My god there's so many subtle things he does that is insanely hilarious and goes unnoticed. I love it.

[@RebeccaRae_]

"I AM RUMPUM DEFIER OF DEATH! :D" 😂😂 I love Damien

[@rebeccaernette1749]

That pepper scene made my dogs go nuts cause her name is pepper and she was like, "Where's the voice coming from?"

[@alainatedrick]

lampoon some manpoon lives in my head rent free

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

He is so quick witted!

[@jackieeewin7]

10:54 I didn't even realize what he said the first time and it only sunk in on the next clip and I had to go back. How did he pull that joke instinctively so fast?? How does his brain work like that it's so impressive

[@callmekitto]

"Do you say marshmellow or marshmallow?" "I say caramel." "What a shame." absolutely fuckin slays me

[@grime69]

The first clip, Shayne bursting out laughing and it just cutting to Arasha with her hands fully covering her face... the comedic timing is perfect.

[@johard_gohard]

„…for killing you“ - „huh?“ is so fckn funny

[@ivurivurivur]

dude, the fact that you edited in subtitles for this is so cool, as an editor myself i just KNOW that takes an additional hour of editing 😭

[@crumbsfor]

his quick and instant bits/responses really make me lose my mind jsahdjashd- improv off the charts!

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

his fast moving and hyperactive brain makes his comedic timing perfect every time, man i wish my adhd was that cool

[@diosrightcalfmuscle4090]

9:37 bro this entire bit is like a Zapp Branigan speech. I was already doubled over before by the 21 shout salute, but I had to pause this one to get my breath back

[@aeronoctem103]

The, "Then you'll love his wife" in the second joke has me DYING OF LAUGHTER....

[@daa5865]

Him as Sarah Christ is absolute gold 😂

[@faeri_]

2:32 is just beautiful 3:05 GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME 😭

[@Passivescroller109]

6:59 🎶government🎶

[@ihadastrokereadingthis]

my favourite moment on the whole smosh games channel is ‘ WATER! F*CK! *runs away* ‘ its WAY too good, tbh that whole video was fucking bonkers

[@Eshan686]

He will have so many pure genius comedy bits that have me dying and the rest of the cast doesn’t even acknowledge them. It drives me insane. Shayne is the only one

[@madisongrace7675]

The subtitles on this are a blessing. [Despite the censoring] I can't believe none of Mr. Grub made it in here tho ngl

[@tenor_check]

Big fan of "no you bad me good gimme" in the Anomia episode with Angela

[@TheGreatHohenheim]

I also read Giovanni as "Guy-ova-nai" when I was younger before I heard the name spoken correctly

[@starkidstuffiguess]

these are amazing subtitles!! love the inclusion

[@emmsabbidge2612]

Dude, I love your compilations. Everything from the captions to every episode being listed in the clip to just having great taste in moments… thank you so much!!!

[@Nermcomp]

@@emmsabbidge2612 made my day tysm :)

[@wendigoblin]

Can't believe this man is voicing my favorite anime character right now. This is the best timeline

[@m00nrac00n]

I stand by thinking if he wants to he is the best/most witty at Smosh when it comes to classic jokes [like wordplay, setups, bits]. Quick-thinking, large arsenal of references and formal acting training showing through.

[@BooFlo62]

He's so fucking funny and only Shayne sees it I stg

[@frankenrabbit]

WOO DAMIEN COMP!! love that goof 🧛🏻‍♂️

[@k4t4len4]

nobody gets him like i get him

[@NoThatRyan]

Damien's detective, who isn't being told things is one of my favorite all time characters. The case of Noah's deadass pet still gets me.

[@ireallylikejaws]

Damien running off everytime he's embarrassed or laughing too hard will always get me

[@aafrophonee]

Bless you for including video titles

[@jared8002]

"any-fuck" has me sobbing

[@alexvlahakis9704]

Thank you for this he’s been slept on recently

[@shadowmomma]

Obligatory “I’d happily sleep on him anytime”

[@Kingbimmy]

God I love Damien so damn much. Definitely been one of my faves at Smosh for years 🥹❤️

[@ZOZObeepboop]

I really appreciate the subtitles :D

[@alexpotter9073]

I just love him so much he makes me think of my sister and I love her so much i mean I see him and my brain goes "tehehe"

[@clairevamp]

Sword AF season 1 is a comfort series for me, I've seen it so many times, and I've NEVER picked up on "can you C why I'm pissed" omg

[@halomars7495]

Damien is one of the funniest and most talented people I’ve encountered on this planet

[@smosh_crone]

this compilation is AMAZING fantastic work

[@ryanmccolloch4734]

I love Damien's naive old-timey detective character. He needs to meet Det. Sarah Christ and Det. Where's My Coffee

[@tinntinnamp]

I freaking love Damian and Amanda as characters together. They are so good. I love both of their humor alot, among other cast member's but them together is so good!

[@viruna661]

The fact he voices Kiyoka Kudo and Laios shows just how far he's come🥺🥺💕💕 But still can't believe he's Kiyoka Kudo and Laios-

[@theimprovedbore550]

I love how even now, Shayne doesn't even try not to break whenever Damien gets him, bc he just knows he'll fail if he does

[@SuneTheMairn]

Damien's show, the chaotic energy was amazing

[@Roriquez]

14:08 the best ending

[@aleajohnson3669]

Damien is a comedy genius an needs more recognition ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ZuukaClips]

I want "So...Capsicum Plant" on a tshirt lmao

[@quiz5954]

"I'll let you finish." "I already did :)" okay well now I'm dead

[@Jiddy12345]

No one believed that I was a girafféh

[@justsomegirl862]

thanks for the subtitles!!

[@Kittylynx101]

Before I clicked on this video I said “I swear to god if the pepper one isn’t on here then I’m gonna be disappointed” AND IT WAS THE FIRST ONE YAYYY

[@JaneAshleyAndrews]

DAMİEN CONTENT WE DESERVE !

[@jeffhappens1]

I appreciate you recognize what we recognize

[@elizabethpost8021]

i love this man parasocially

[@Caliowan]

“you SEE me now that i wear my _paaants_ and i’m very _ill_ 😊”

[@masonjar2887]

clever humor like this scratches my brain SO HARD

[@Owlbear26]

Love your comp with the in built subtitles and the names of the vids you clipped the clips from! Makes it very accessible and easy to find the og eps /gen

[@lileeuh_jd]

why did i not realise how funny he is

[@marvelouschaos]

loveee damien! so cute and funny :3

[@lisreads4872]

I really appreciate how you add the names of the clips

[@matrixiekitty2127]

The fucking run in the middle of the 21 scream salute just KILLS me🤣

[@trashotaku]

Damien‘s Tilda Swinton looks like a new age cult’s depiction of an alien

[@bryh555]

He's both amazing at improv and amazing at writing jokes. He could be on SNL fr

[@STARFOXiswatchingYOU]

I’m not really dived into this…may I say, fandom?? I watched like only some of the most popular videos. But this is freaking hilarious!! Thanks for the compilation!

[@Forevershining99]

This was magical, thank you!

[@HayTomPetty]

I wish I could relive the "Capsicum plant" for the first time everyday

[@t33nspirit3d]

I just had to replay that little “eugh?” Like ten times

[@apolimeow]

8:38 this bit actually killed me

[@SociableAlarm]

Thank you for the captions.

[@puppieparfait]

pepper :3

[@Bridget-v2r]

This is fantastic, I want Angela plssssss

[@tippity4753]

i just wanna say tysm for adding subtitles!! I hate the automated ones due to the formatting and how incorrect it can be. Thanks for the extra effort!!

[@EnvyStrawberri]

I will say, the Pokemon reunion is my favorite clip 🤣🤣🤣

[@pia_moss]

these are literally THE clips. my new video to show people Damien

[@Dale-ct5ru]

12:30 I high-key love the hard blinks, they're adorable