Dan bilzerian girl Quarantine

[@Maniahg]

bro really out here pretending like he's writing his own book

[@universalpowder1682]

His probably is. Hes broke hes working on a 200$ hp or super old Apple

[@shawn5925]

​@@universalpowder1682not gone lie this comment dumb ASF, why would someone spend more then that just to write? You expect him to he working in a gaming PC/ laptop? Be realistic. Probably an iPhone user

[@basketguitar9768]

​@@shawn5925you're right but why mention iPhone users? Literally no correlation

[@draco9513]

He probably is…why is everything he does a problem for you guys.

[@shawn5925]

@@draco9513 they don't have the brain power to be able to do something like that so everything gotta be a skit or just fake

[@Mad_scientist_ha_ha_ha]

You sure as hell didn't search for this

[@Dylan.supreme]

Nope

[@NixxVixx]

"vitaly catches predator, cries" is in my search bar

[@MojoMaasOfficial]

@@NixxVixxHAHAHA SAME

[@npotter1776]

Whiskey and Cigars

[@WEONLYLOVEHERE]

Jayoma is in my search bar 😂

[@Ztzyyy]

"That'll be $1,000" Dan: *yes maam*

[@Doostinpoirier]

You don’t even have 1000 bucks

[@Ztzyyy]

@@Doostinpoirier Does a guy like you think that seems like too much money to have on hand? 🤔

[@dusknalos9545]

@@Ztzyyy no you're just broke

[@nocapproductions5471]

You are so wrong. If you think you gotta pay $1000 for a 2 min video you are crazy. I did some corn 10 years ago when I was a drug addict and girls were getting paid 1000$ for a 30 minute scene which easily can take 3 hours of her day with make up and stuff.

[@Ztzyyy]

@@dusknalos9545 Sure bro, super broke.

[@boymarauder]

Skinny girl, gun, laptop with tons of words, and fluffy cat. I think he's on drugs guys

[@ChasISreal]

Kinda sketchy

[@Samuel-ik5wp]

U

[@cannon26ify]

Dude has had multiple heart attacks from drug usage so no surprise there

[@juanvaldez5422]

@@ChasISrealonly if you are an incel

[@nunpho]

​@@juanvaldez5422and the guy who hires young girls to make it look like he has a social/love life isn't an incel?

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

Bih ain’t ate in weeks 😂

[@Hardawayfits]

😅😅😅

[@LuckyBlack1st]

😂

[@annab13]

That's what all "phat" people say 😂😂

[@blackcat6.2.]

@@annab13? U kidding me she looks disgusting bones sticking out doing cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner trust me these girls can’t even get a glass of water down without some coke or whatever they’re on

[@omarmusa453]

💯 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Astro_99999]

So much shit going on in this video

[@randod1683]

I have no idea what's going on, please elaborate

[@SamueleAnselmo11]

a cat with some thicc ass furr, A gun just chilling around, a girl without pants but a hoodie on trying to interact with the cat, and the cameraman writing something

[@randod1683]

@@SamueleAnselmo11 oh shit I don't even notice the gun

[@RealClassics277]

​@@randod1683Me either, I wonder if they made the video like that on purpose. Just a bunch of random stuff with no context, so people would discuss it in the comments.

[@Nashville_129]

​@@SamueleAnselmo11 Also the cat barking

[@DevilQueenAnna]

You know he’s gonna end up with nothing, no heart, just a pile of money everyone will take when he drops. Love you.

[@lovepeoplehu9883]

You look like the typical envious loser. 😅He is a millionaire and you are?

[@deesol4214]

At least he will have his pew pew, we are married to the pew pews, not the mew mewos

[@komarms3465]

@@deesol4214that was maybe the most cringe thing I’ve ever read 💀

[@TheChubbzilla]

bro is coping that no women wants him so he strokes a long black barrel ​every day@@deesol4214

[@uzairhaneef1]

Scarface lore

[@BloxGambling]

Blud writing a letter to tell a family to bring 100k or they won’t see their child again 💀

[@jakelapoint]

She skips another meal.. she will be too thin to be seen by anyone.

[@JohnnyWalkerBlack142]

Or their cat

[@curse4316]

At least he will be able to pop her in an envelope and send her home when he's finished writing about what he should be doing😊

[@Bigmtj10678]

Huh

[@Wist2311]

@@curse4316 LOOL

[@Adabulldoya]

Man she looking at that cat like she about to eat it

[@TheKINGofoHeart]

She needs to eat looking like she hasn't eaten in weeks

[@Adabulldoya]

@@TheKINGofoHeart what I’m saying😂

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

@@TheKINGofoHeartshe on a coke diet for sure

[@CarlosLosChapin62]

Fr. Pet the damn cat

[@NotaGabeItch]

She must be from Haiti

[@solomonrivers5639]

I don’t understand the negativity. I think it’s amazing to see Eugenia Cooney doing so well

[@8prettykitty6]

😮.... MVP comment😂😂😂

[@habibtiz4335]

😂😂😂😂

[@emperoremyhriv4968]

​@@habibtiz4335 Dan is Embarrassing. How is this guy still relevant?

[@nunpho]

​@@emperoremyhriv4968he isn't

[@Drippz._.11]

I bet this isn’t what you searched

[@radddy-i3l]

Nope

[@manlystan100]

Ya think bruh?

[@BmorePatriot]

But I like it still. 😂

[@ToriMarieGalaxy]

Someone get that girl a cheeseburger

[@MaskOfCinder]

Never

[@robrob7011]

That is what women are supposed to look like

[@bolg892]

Why? She looks beautiful

[@SpaceRanger187]

whats her name

[@BruceWaynesFactory]

@@bolg892no she doesn’t, she looks like a minor. She needs at least wider hips like real women. She’s way too skinny, looks gross

[@devrobertson9889]

The set designer deserves an Oscar. Outstanding performance

[@GHOSTS-LEGION]

not everything deserves an Oscar dude💀

[@ianzander5057]

Do you even know what an Oscar is....? What its for?

[@theiotahimselfidkwhy]

The Cat's Expression💀 *THE PANTLESS GIRL* 💀💀💀

[@jugghead-1975]

Shame on you Dan... Her dad's proud of you bro 👏

[@richardmccombss4866]

For real I search for vitaly catching predators and KZbin shows me this fuckin backwards ass algorithm

[@KoldAsHell]

@richardmccombss4866 same!! KZbin explain how this relates to Vitaly catching preds. Broken mf system

[@bignose37]

@@richardmccombss4866same here

[@marinothegreatsan]

Vitaly catching predators,grow up,net is 99% fake!​@@richardmccombss4866

[@FatNutzz]

@@KoldAsHellwell this chick is half this guys age I consider that the same

[@joshuascott392]

Your reflection about needing to take care of yourself is powerful. It’s not easy to admit when life gets too crazy, but realizing it is a huge step

[@TDAmeritrader]

That girl is absolutely gorgeous.

[@phillipsfilms8023]

That's a stick figure 😂

[@TrunksTheDude]

💀

[@MesserschmittReaver]

She works at my restaurant as a toilet cleaner

[@OwenKeenan-wr4me]

@@phillipsfilms8023better than a fatty though init

[@quickstep2408]

@@phillipsfilms8023right? 😂

[@mikeypence1279]

somebody feed that poor girl 😢

[@jceee22]

She needs a sandwich

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

For realz

[@jordanmccallaneph6-129]

Facts! She boney then a mug 🤢🤮 i guess that’s a little d thing where you fine these skin hanging off the bone chicks. In TX we love them top heavy with a wagon draggin! lol

[@RY97z]

Nah..I like em skinny

[@Rrrrrr7-u6j]

​@@RY97z 💀💀💀💀

[@The_Simulation]

That macbook fan killing the vibe

[@verslalchimie5824]

If you stop the video at the right place, you can read that the text just repeats incessantly "All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy"

[@vincentnapolitano-v3f]

how much did she cost you dan?

[@1inchpunisher715]

More than you can afford pal

[@Truth_huntersONE]

She is actually cheaper then the streethookers she gives p for free

[@elhugeo]

@@1inchpunisher715that’s why u don’t hear from bilzarian anymore. His inherited trust fund $$$ from his daddy is gone. His last post on IG is from like 2023🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joann3190]

if you want an effing skeleton, you can go buy them in the dollar store when it's Halloween. Only pedos and perverts would want a anorexic basic chick like her.

[@bigdapramirez6157]

​@@1inchpunisher715imagine flexing on behalf of a trust fund baby. What a clown you are

[@usecodenygeltech]

Shee looks soo cute

[@cephasmakuzva]

Shes on salary

[@Jr-ee8gt]

@@cephasmakuzvaso??? U pay for food to enjoy it

[@cephasmakuzva]

@@Jr-ee8gt i wanted ypu to know girlfriend doesnt mean girlfriend. Its just a paid girl to behave and act like a girlfriend.

[@Jr-ee8gt]

I think u missed the point thats not his girlfriend thats just one of the girls he sleeps with... he said before he doesnt date seriously so in that sense arent they just an object to have fun with that cost money to maintain@@cephasmakuzva

[@Jamesiantpatrick]

I think you all missed the point he meant the cat

[@Playboi.carter]

I gotta stop replaying this video man

[@catsofstyle4475]

This is the most embarrassing video I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv]

I’m sure your life is much more embarrassing 😂

[@catsofstyle4475]

@@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv I can’t imagine your life as a Dan Bilzarian fan is any less embarrassing than mine

[@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv]

@@catsofstyle4475 must of missed the part where I become a fan… Or your brain is too small to think of anything else to say.

[@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv]

@@catsofstyle4475 didn’t defend him at all. You’re stupid, I just pointed out that your life is probably more embarrassing and you’re doing a great job at proving that 😂😂😂😂

[@catsofstyle4475]

@hellothere4431 no she’s not emberassing at all. It’s Dan Bilzarian. The way he records her without saying anything and pans over to his laptop. It’s super awkward. I actually feel bad for her that she has to be around him

[@Scully1800]

“Babe help me scatters some papers and type some stuff on word so people think I actually do something”

[@kass_G59]

💀

[@jaycaldwell654]

I doubt they call each other babe

[@Pantsinabucket]

Bro he ain’t allowed to kiss her he ain’t calling her babe

[@gatormcklusky5850]

as a younger man, i used to have these sitting round the house all the time. at 57 those days are over..at least in this age range!

[@tonyoliver2167]

Hope they cooked for and fed you, brother

[@dr.pepper3658]

Are you talking about cats or books?

[@Juju-l3o]

Women or cats? I’m confused by your comment lol. Also there’s a lot of sugar babies looking for sugar daddy’s haha.

[@RickyPacks]

“These” 😂🤡

[@Ballsndick69]

@@RickyPacksricky packs the rapper with 4 subscribers 🤣🤣🤣

[@SafiyahNielsen]

Did anyone notice the gun?!😅

[@charlieodom9107]

NOPE! I do now though!

[@djeddie-d-cj6pt]

its daddys best friend when you have daughters😅

[@Vince165]

MEN SEE MEN CLICK MEN HAPPY

[@nunpho]

Men are happy seeing an emaciated woman? That's really sad man.

[@azadice3534]

Cool.... I can't wait to read the great American novel......

[@manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145]

Thats one of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

[@solodolo1896]

Feed her dan!

[@RB-uo4hh]

Dad must be proud of his little girl

[@inqyfresh]

what’s her name. i need it for research reasons.

[@seanbrower4701]

You like playing with yourself to women who starve themselves? Interesting

[@Wolf15Man]

This video is alot, with that said, it is fasho a vibe

[@addicted2crayons]

She's 🔥

[@angelchavez2154]

She’s a stick bruv 😂😂

[@kass_G59]

She’s 🦴

[@TrunksTheDude]

💀

[@darks0ul742]

​@@angelchavez2154but still have some 2 ho le😂

[@nunpho]

Is that his daughter? He should be investigated for child neglect since he clearly hasn't fed her in a long time. Jokes aside, she's clearly ill with anorexia, bulimia or both and I hope she got help. It's so sad to see

[@ordinarypete]

I wish this was a bi-weekly pod. Once a week doesn’t fix the itch!!! 😂❤

[@Mrsuii-mka]

Nah bruh i just searched rizzler smashing mafia

[@olechristianhenne6583]

Daddy's money

[@Jay123-m9f]

Make you own money so your kids can have "daddy's money " one day.

[@prophit267]

Bruh I searched “jay dyre epstein” and this is what shows up???

[@jakeslay9180]

Have somebody follow him for a month straight of what he does and what he says and what he sees, and there we can figure out how he thinks.

[@Sean_White]

You sound like a lil creep you know that's called stalking

[@brianb0326]

She is perfect

[@nunpho]

She's emaciated

[@NickCT209]

i searched nick diaz and this is what i got😭😭

[@LiamMaccabe-wn2zx]

Bro’s got an Asiago rifle next to the book he’s writing with the most solid 10 I’ve seen sat on the bed half naked and he’s just sat there typing away some men don’t deserve what they have 😂

[@whatisakek9417]

Jack Skellington face ahh😭😭🤦‍♂️

[@micolekreeves6731]

Bro I looked up thr Costco Guys on The Tonight Show and got this 💀

[@BitterSweetUnfolding]

Buddy needs to feed her or something

[@duck0023]

ok mysoginist

[@Xnovality]

@@duck0023lmaooo cry

[@LegsON]

​@@duck0023 Her thighs and butt are extremely thin.

[@darynweir97]

He feeds her with his dick

[@Bighous503]

@@duck0023shut up adult virgin

[@thomasc777]

bluds like that one person at Starbucks pretending to be busy 💀

[@AidenKwiatkowski]

No ones gonna talk about the assault rifle…..!?

[@42TY.Gaming]

If it isn't full auto it's not an assault rifle 😂 I'm going to guess that it's semi auto.

[@dale7208]

There’s no such thing as an “assault rifle”.

[@Hazfb]

Probably airsoft

[@Skyfa_]

I only noticed it when I read you comment

[@ETfromMexico]

@@42TY.Gaming its got the sear pin lol that shit a MG if its real

[@thecommonsensecapricorn]

What id really want to ask him is, I’m a female who gets a lot of attention when I go out, but I rarely ever get asked out. I always make the first move on guys. The guys that do ask me out are not my type at all, and sometimes I wonder why they’re even drawn to me (clean cut guys, where as I have tattooes and am more ‘hipster’). I’ll be told by people that so and so has a crush on me but these guys never actually pursue me. No one even pursues me on social media. Is it different for women? How can you be an attractive, desirable woman but have no one, especially not people of similar attractiveness/status, pursuing you?

[@remixandkaraoke]

Your standards are too high. Try going out with a good looking man who approaches you and get to know him without thinking YOU are BETTER than HIM! Because You are NOT! Your attitude makes you ugly and that's why men of higher quality don't approach you. Men have intuition too!

[@jg_jumps]

You're the most delusional person I've ever observed online

[@williamclayton9566]

If you have tattoos, you're not attractive or desirable. A mans lizard brain looks a tattoos on a female as a skin disease. A womans lizard brain looks at a mans tattoos as battle scars.

[@AadilWattara]

Yo anybody else see what the girls wearing and i dont even want to know if thats a real gun

[@danielescobar7618]

So what if it's a real gun? He's using it as a prop, it doesn't mean it's loaded or condition 3

[@xConstipatedPandax]

​@danielescobar7618 with proper firearm handling you can always stage rifles in ready to fire conditions. Alot of people are confident doing it c

[@mikl12354]

All im doing is to find the damn "If steven sells dope it means steven sells ILLEGAL DRUGS!" video :'(

[@InfernoG-or4s]

You know damn well why you clicked

[@fluffywumper8777]

Yeah. To see if that anorexic chick was a make a wish person or his gf.

[@AydenDonley]

Jack skeleton lookin ahh

[@tongpoo8985]

Yeah because that girls legs are some analog horror type sh

[@fluffywumper8777]

Word. For the scarecrow

[@draco9513]

Cause her legs look gross

[@OceanicNASA]

Wife suffered from eating disorder when she was young and when I showed her this video… Even she said this girl needs to eat!

[@Don_Lee_Swagger]

Imagine having to pay everyone around you to hang out with you… such a sad sad existence not having anyone who actually like you

[@nunpho]

I know, I didn't think he still did it. Tbh he fell off the face of the earth since everyone exposed him

[@KingKhan-ez3gg]

hot girl idgaf what anyone says

[@johnbeton4058]

Give the girl some food man.

[@gauchoteixeirinha5122]

Goddess of beauty 👑

[@893khalid1]

She definitely needs to eat

[@Nab-rc2dv]

Why so concern?? Tell whales and walrus to lose weight.

[@ZLDOYYdude]

Ever notice that she ain’t wearing pants only undies

[@Mr.variety381]

Could be swimwear

[@idenhostx8285]

Yeah if that wasn’t the first thing I’ve noticed

[@nunpho]

I noticed that shes dangerously thin.

[@Bobby.B.]

That young lady is absolutely stunning. There's something special about her. ❗💯 💚 😘.

[@nunpho]

Her eating disorder?

[@jakobxr]

The look on her face, she does not want to be recorded lol

[@jakobxr]

“Is this guy fucking serious?” Literally laughs at how pathetic he is

[@BrooklynnJalon]

The cat dont wanna be recorded either😂

[@Lisa-mg5tk]

So adorable cat

[@Hector123-dr3dh]

Bro got a gun

[@ballsmasher3000]

I searched moroccan architecture and got this

[@Yourlocal_gymnast13]

The 3 w’s Where r her pants? Why does everyone keep saying to feed her? What’s wrong with the cat?

[@gabesterstudios7271]

Why is this on my recommended youtube 💀

[@davidhull2060]

I have no clue either.....who the hell is Dan Bilzerian and why should we care?

[@gabesterstudios7271]

@@davidhull2060 don’t care about him man, he’s just another scammer. There’s better people to watch my friend

[@gabesterstudios7271]

@@davidhull2060someone who isn’t a good person and we shouldn’t give him our attention unless it’s to roast him or warn other people

[@gabesterstudios7271]

@@davidhull2060and literally it popped up for me AGAIN

[@architverma2108]

That's why he is my favourite ❤😊

[@r.fantom]

Bruh why tf is she dressed like that 🤣

[@rejected4760]

Because Dan will pipe her down for 1000 dollars later that evening

[@SnowiiAj]

She is an escort 😂

[@r.fantom]

​@@SnowiiAj 🤣

[@r.fantom]

​@@SnowiiAjYou mean hooker? 🤣

[@nightghoulcel]

That’s 100% a night walker

[@DennisBerry-w9g]

The cats got more meat on it than the bird!

[@bigboicreme]

All fur, plus the girl is built literally perfectly. Lizzo got you brainwashed

[@Night-bot-y9x]

Casually nobody, no noticing that he has a gun full on camera

[@DennisOlson-ne4es]

The things money can buy!

[@Wealthy_Mystic]

I wish I’d crack the code of living this lifestyle,how does he do it no one knows but himself, luckiest man alive

[@Bill-sj4fw]

Have a millionaire dad who scammed investors and then hid the money in a off shore trust for his sons

[@Wealthy_Mystic]

@@Bill-sj4fw if you read his book his dad wasnt as rich it seems, Dan made money through gambling, his dad didnt like girls&partying, it was all him, also dont get side tracked what matters is he did it, he is living his dream life, as long as it’s legal I admire living like this in a hard world like this, who else is doing it beside him, literally nobody, billions of guys, only he is doing it. This is admirable. Healthy, full of energy, incredible body most guys never able to achieve, rich, famous, handsome, got limitless girls, he is blessed by God.

[@Bill-sj4fw]

@@Wealthy_Mystic lmao You're clueless bruh

[@humble2828]

​@@Wealthy_Mystiche never did a tournament against real poker pros and he in a livestream he did he barely knew the rules

[@Wealthy_Mystic]

@@humble2828 He actually did and beat all of them, including billionaires and celebrities, he said he studied 16 hours a day for 6 months poker dialed in everything, the opponents were not good as him cause they didn’t study as hard as him. Idk why they hating be inspired instead, he is not a criminal just a guy who made it.

[@micah6817]

That kitty is like: thats my kitty..no touching 😅

[@fuosdi64]

Bro the cat is like what the hell is wrong with you

[@purplex_purple7717]

This is so awkward. She looked at him waiting for a signal to laugh

[@natevic1867]

That’s one angry looking cat

[@jamiejay1496]

HAS NO ONE NOTICED THAT MASSIVE MACHINE GUN AT THE START OF THE VIDEO.LOL :)

[@keifer7813]

Big house, gun by your side, and a bombshell to keep you company. What more can a man ask for? Oh the girl's cool too I guess

[@_Sergey.S.]

1)Котик + 2) Красивая девушка ,частично обнаженная + 3) Оружие + 3) Хорошая музыка -

[@nunpho]

+ no food to feed the poor girl

[@Section8dc]

And then she collected her check and left while feeling very uncomfortable around Dan

[@gregoryretzepis1798]

Lol u wish. Even if that's the case, Dan had his way with her and all her friends in the every absurd way imaginable. And she came back the following week lol homie is a mans man

[@xsydor26]

She asked for a raise first.

[@ZuurrPPP]

Don’t hate on em 😂

[@systemkey1]

bruh that cat is DOPE

[@Khloemendez181]

Did anyone notice what the girls wearing

[@killakam9006]

She look young as hell

[@GWOAT]

She looks bit like Botez

[@alinflorin666]

Bro had a big "line" before recording 🤣🤣

[@AliAli-gk7rf]

Damn son I wish I was living like this 😅

[@davidrodriguez7654]

He’s like 40 something we can make it

[@BeatTheMaster2477]

why he got a toy gun a girl wit a swim suit or idk but I searched up a commercial and it shows this 😭 🙏

[@Mrgoatluckygamer]

WTF did I just watch? There are kids on this app

[@emperoremyhriv4968]

Your kids never went to the beach?

[@MichaelGiles-xy5wx]

We must stay focused brothers we must stay focused🫡

[@ZipKroon]

Damn does she even get food?

[@L-U-M-B-A-G-O]

If I have looting III, I could try to get a good set of arrows and bones, maybe even an enchanted bow in good condition

[@coprilettodelnapoli5466]

Her @?

[@David-ol6zj]

Skrawnyneeds2eat

[@leac0071]

Persian cats are great.

[@anthonyromeo1988]

The testosterone inside of me…. MAN!

[@wegetup598]

that’s exactly what i was thinking 😂

[@PepeFrog413]

You’re saying she’s a man? lol if that’s your perception of a man, you gotta be gay.

[@husc7775]

I like this AR under blanket i hope it dont get any cold.

[@thatswhatshesaidbro]

The cat took her food clearly

[@DavidBakhtadze-r3p]

HARD TIME 😂😂😂