Dan bilzerian girl Quarantine

[@Maniahg]

bro really out here pretending like he's writing his own book

[@universalpowder1682]

His probably is. Hes broke hes working on a 200$ hp or super old Apple

[@shawn5925]

​@@universalpowder1682not gone lie this comment dumb ASF, why would someone spend more then that just to write? You expect him to he working in a gaming PC/ laptop? Be realistic. Probably an iPhone user

[@basketguitar9768]

​@@shawn5925you're right but why mention iPhone users? Literally no correlation

[@draco9513]

He probably is…why is everything he does a problem for you guys.

[@shawn5925]

@@draco9513 they don't have the brain power to be able to do something like that so everything gotta be a skit or just fake

[@no_one_cares_bozo]

You sure as hell didn't search for this

[@Dylan.supreme]

Nope

[@NixxVixx]

"vitaly catches predator, cries" is in my search bar

[@MojoMaasOfficial]

@@NixxVixxHAHAHA SAME

[@npotter1776]

Whiskey and Cigars

[@GenghisKhanDaG]

Jayoma is in my search bar 😂

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

Bih ain’t ate in weeks 😂

[@Hardawayfits]

😅😅😅

[@BlaKTjiyangu]

😂

[@annab13]

That's what all "phat" people say 😂😂

[@blackcat6.2.]

@@annab13? U kidding me she looks disgusting bones sticking out doing cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner trust me these girls can’t even get a glass of water down without some coke or whatever they’re on

[@omarmusa453]

💯 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ztzyyy]

"That'll be $1,000" Dan: *yes maam*

[@user-ug6gj9pd5h]

You don’t even have 1000 bucks

[@Ztzyyy]

@@user-ug6gj9pd5h Does a guy like you think that seems like too much money to have on hand? 🤔

[@dusknalos9545]

@@Ztzyyy no you're just broke

[@nocapproductions5471]

You are so wrong. If you think you gotta pay $1000 for a 2 min video you are crazy. I did some corn 10 years ago when I was a drug addict and girls were getting paid 1000$ for a 30 minute scene which easily can take 3 hours of her day with make up and stuff.

[@Ztzyyy]

@@dusknalos9545 Sure bro, super broke.

[@BloxGambling]

Blud writing a letter to tell a family to bring 100k or they won’t see their child again 💀

[@jakelapoint]

She skips another meal.. she will be too thin to be seen by anyone.

[@Adabulldoya]

Man she looking at that cat like she about to eat it

[@wydwavy]

She needs to eat looking like she hasn't eaten in weeks

[@Adabulldoya]

@@wydwavy what I’m saying😂

[@juhgfdsapiyhhnnxc3517]

@@wydwavyshe on a coke diet for sure

[@CarlosLosChapin62]

Fr. Pet the damn cat

[@Drippz._.11]

I bet this isn’t what you searched

[@Astro_99999]

So much shit going on in this video

[@catsofstyle4475]

This is the most embarrassing video I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv]

I’m sure your life is much more embarrassing 😂

[@catsofstyle4475]

@@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv I can’t imagine your life as a Dan Bilzarian fan is any less embarrassing than mine

[@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv]

@@catsofstyle4475 must of missed the part where I become a fan… Or your brain is too small to think of anything else to say.

[@hellothere4431]

girl + cat = embarrassing ???

[@FunnyDesertCobra-hn7wv]

@@catsofstyle4475 didn’t defend him at all. You’re stupid, I just pointed out that your life is probably more embarrassing and you’re doing a great job at proving that 😂😂😂😂

[@mikeypence1279]

somebody feed that poor girl 😢

[@jcgarrett4605]

She needs a sandwich

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

For realz

[@jordanmccallaneph6-129]

Facts! She boney then a mug 🤢🤮 i guess that’s a little d thing where you fine these skin hanging off the bone chicks. In TX we love them top heavy with a wagon draggin! lol

[@RussellTheTrader97]

Nah..I like em skinny

[@Ronome-kun]

​@@RussellTheTrader97 💀💀💀💀

[@Johnpinwheel]

You know he’s gonna end up with nothing, no heart, just a pile of money everyone will take when he drops. Love you.

[@gatormcklusky5850]

as a younger man, i used to have these sitting round the house all the time. at 57 those days are over..at least in this age range!

[@tonyoliver2167]

Hope they cooked for and fed you, brother

[@dr.pepper3658]

Are you talking about cats or books?

[@Jojo01171]

Women or cats? I’m confused by your comment lol. Also there’s a lot of sugar babies looking for sugar daddy’s haha.

[@RickyPacks]

“These” 😂🤡

[@solodolo1896]

Feed her dan!

[@coprilettodelnapoli5466]

Her @?

[@Hector123-dr3dh]

Bro got a gun

[@solomonrivers5639]

I don’t understand the negativity. I think it’s amazing to see Eugenia Cooney doing so well

[@jugghead-1975]

Shame on you Dan... Her dad's proud of you bro 👏

[@richardmccombss4866]

For real I search for vitaly catching predators and KZbin shows me this fuckin backwards ass algorithm

[@KoldAsHell]

@richardmccombss4866 same!! KZbin explain how this relates to Vitaly catching preds. Broken mf system

[@bignose37]

@@richardmccombss4866same here

[@marinothegreatsan]

Vitaly catching predators,grow up,net is 99% fake!​@@richardmccombss4866

[@FatNutzz]

@@KoldAsHellwell this chick is half this guys age I consider that the same

[@user-ut8xq3ej6c]

how much did she cost you dan?

[@1inchpunisher715]

More than you can afford pal

[@Truth_huntersONE]

She is actually cheaper then the streethookers she gives p for free

[@elhugeo]

@@1inchpunisher715that’s why u don’t hear from bilzarian anymore. His inherited trust fund $$$ from his daddy is gone. His last post on IG is from like 2023🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joann3190]

if you want an effing skeleton, you can go buy them in the dollar store when it's Halloween. Only pedos and perverts would want a anorexic basic chick like her.

[@bigdapramirez6157]

​@@1inchpunisher715imagine flexing on behalf of a trust fund baby. What a clown you are

[@The_Simulation]

That macbook fan killing the vibe

[@GOOD_FARMER]

So many questions......

[@TDAmeritrader]

That girl is absolutely gorgeous.

[@phillipsfilms8023]

That's a stick figure 😂

[@GuestMega2]

💀

[@MesserschmittReaver]

She works at my restaurant as a toilet cleaner

[@OwenKeenan-wr4me]

@@phillipsfilms8023better than a fatty though init

[@quickstep2408]

@@phillipsfilms8023right? 😂

[@Swonder444]

When you’re too busy writing and not feeding your girl 👀

[@Scully1800]

“Babe help me scatters some papers and type some stuff on word so people think I actually do something”

[@kass_G59]

💀

[@893khalid1]

She definitely needs to eat

[@r.fantom]

Bruh why tf is she dressed like that 🤣

[@rejected4760]

Because Dan will pipe her down for 1000 dollars later that evening

[@SnowiiAj]

She is an escort 😂

[@r.fantom]

​@@SnowiiAj 🤣

[@r.fantom]

​@@SnowiiAjYou mean hooker? 🤣

[@Playboi.carter]

I gotta stop replaying this video man

[@user-ie1zn7of7k]

AYO WHATS WRONG WITH HER PANTS

[@user-hd9wp2ip6n]

Yo anybody else see what the girls wearing and i dont even want to know if thats a real gun

[@Khloemendez181]

Did anyone notice what the girls wearing

[@SafiyahNielsen]

Did anyone notice the gun?!😅

[@jakeslay9180]

Have somebody follow him for a month straight of what he does and what he says and what he sees, and there we can figure out how he thinks.

[@Sean_White]

You sound like a lil creep you know that's called stalking

[@BitterSweetUnfolding]

Buddy needs to feed her or something

[@duck0023]

ok mysoginist

[@Xnovality]

@@duck0023lmaooo cry

[@LegsON]

​@@duck0023 Her thighs and butt are extremely thin.

[@darynweir97]

He feeds her with his dick

[@elliotc503]

@@duck0023shut up adult virgin

[@TheVeiledCollective]

You know. The cats the only one who comes out of this looking ok.

[@gatormcklusky5850]

just noticed, Looks like the AR has the third hole aka fun switch, i'm more excited about that than anything else in this video.

[@natevic1867]

That’s one angry looking cat

[@TrunksG-or4s]

You know damn well why you clicked

[@fluffywumper8777]

Yeah. To see if that anorexic chick was a make a wish person or his gf.

[@AydenDonley]

Jack skeleton lookin ahh

[@tongpoo8985]

Yeah because that girls legs are some analog horror type sh

[@fluffywumper8777]

Word. For the scarecrow

[@draco9513]

Cause her legs look gross

[@MrPhantomIXYT]

Women "dont look at me like that" also women 👉

[@usecodenygeltech]

Shee looks soo cute

[@cephasmakuzva]

Shes on salary

[@Jr-ee8gt]

@@cephasmakuzvaso??? U pay for food to enjoy it

[@cephasmakuzva]

@@Jr-ee8gt i wanted ypu to know girlfriend doesnt mean girlfriend. Its just a paid girl to behave and act like a girlfriend.

[@Jr-ee8gt]

I think u missed the point thats not his girlfriend thats just one of the girls he sleeps with... he said before he doesnt date seriously so in that sense arent they just an object to have fun with that cost money to maintain@@cephasmakuzva

[@Jamesiantpatrick]

I think you all missed the point he meant the cat

[@ChosenFalcon]

Your cat looks well fed but it looks like you forgot to feed the pig

[@Don_Lee_Swagger]

Imagine having to pay everyone around you to hang out with you… such a sad sad existence not having anyone who actually like you

[@user-gg9tn9wv6c]

Am I the only one who thinking about her bikini

[@crazyrobots6565]

How in the hell did this come up on my search?

[@user-hx1jb6bv2h]

Damn does she even get food?

[@baloo229]

Omg 😨 what a Sweet Girl 😍💕

[@azadice3534]

Cool.... I can't wait to read the great American novel......

[@GWOAT]

She looks bit like Botez

[@whatisakek9417]

Jack Skellington face ahh😭😭🤦‍♂️

[@olechristianhenne6583]

Daddy's money

[@user-kc6wz2is5b]

Make you own money so your kids can have "daddy's money " one day.

[@Himynameis_nk]

The font size says it all.

[@hubertlorenz4258]

Girl, you should eat.

[@Jojo01171]

I’m saying..

[@johnbeton4058]

Give the girl some food man.

[@andreixkr9745]

Omg dan bilzerian is so talented! No one has ever said that. Ever. Actually no one. Ever has said that. Ever

[@effortless4588]

This guy couldve freed Tay-K or Glokk40spaz

[@TheFinalBoss25]

That company went under due to have to pay the entertainment

[@allisonhunter1063]

The dog barked so fast I didnt see its mouth move lmao.

[@SadiSadi-er9xh]

Women ☕️

[@alejandrobustos693]

Give that girl some food.

[@micah6817]

That kitty is like: thats my kitty..no touching 😅

[@gustavosilveiramenezes8590]

Lady Princess she girl 💞💘🌹

[@rjs19862011]

My Lying Ass Life by Dan Bilzerian

[@Adabulldoya]

That girl looks unhealthy

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

That’s for sure

[@midastouch1140]

You're just jealous

[@WhyDoIKeepFuckinUp]

@@midastouch1140 He definitely is. He wants to be unhealthy.

[@Adabulldoya]

@@midastouch1140 I actually was a little of this dude until I saw that chick

[@Clxpped21]

@@midastouch1140nah she does tbf shes like anorexic

[@brett8532]

I forgot about this guy. I see he’s not grown as a human being at all in the past decade. Sad.

[@user-or7en6mv3e]

No ones gonna talk about the assault rifle…..!?

[@42TY.Gaming]

If it isn't full auto it's not an assault rifle 😂 I'm going to guess that it's semi auto.

[@dale7208]

There’s no such thing as an “assault rifle”.

[@Hazfb]

Probably airsoft

[@Skyfa_]

I only noticed it when I read you comment

[@kevinkassim849]

What is the girl name

[@hugokasimir6440]

I love that she Have String ❤😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@w.s.2102]

Enjoy, it's your turn 😂

[@Maxapoolza1988]

I didn’t know Dan Bilzerian was still alive lol.

[@poutinedream5066]

Ok I guess im the only one who noticed that huge gun right in the front of the frame right?

[@lispendens]

raises eyebrows!

[@lindseysloan8735]

I didn’t notice at first til I saw your comment. Makes me wonder if he planted it there for the video like the rest of the things in the video . He’s so cool lol.

[@lispendens]

@@lindseysloan8735 Is that a sarcastic "cool" by chance?

[@mikerilling6515]

Didn’t Dan and his dad get caught scamming people?

[@madisontucker649]

Is the girl okay?

[@giuseppenoia6188]

Und die Waffe hat niemand bemerkt 😂

[@Wealthy_Mystic]

I wish I’d crack the code of living this lifestyle,how does he do it no one knows but himself, luckiest man alive

[@Bill-sj4fw]

Have a millionaire dad who scammed investors and then hid the money in a off shore trust for his sons

[@Wealthy_Mystic]

@@Bill-sj4fw if you read his book his dad wasnt as rich it seems, Dan made money through gambling, his dad didnt like girls&partying, it was all him, also dont get side tracked what matters is he did it, he is living his dream life, as long as it’s legal I admire living like this in a hard world like this, who else is doing it beside him, literally nobody, billions of guys, only he is doing it. This is admirable. Healthy, full of energy, incredible body most guys never able to achieve, rich, famous, handsome, got limitless girls, he is blessed by God.

[@Bill-sj4fw]

@@Wealthy_Mystic lmao You're clueless bruh

[@humble2828]

​@@Wealthy_Mystiche never did a tournament against real poker pros and he in a livestream he did he barely knew the rules

[@Wealthy_Mystic]

@@humble2828 He actually did and beat all of them, including billionaires and celebrities, he said he studied 16 hours a day for 6 months poker dialed in everything, the opponents were not good as him cause they didn’t study as hard as him. Idk why they hating be inspired instead, he is not a criminal just a guy who made it.

[@killakam9006]

She look young as hell

[@thomaspaul-karisa8552]

I jus saw the Assault Rifle. This video will be core material for future media degrees.

[@Rafamax-ir8iu]

Ain’t know one noticed the gun

[@dannywholuv]

The cat gets a better feed it seems

[@geo-Apalon-Farmer]

😢Печальный ужас

[@itscoop7999]

What are you doing at the laptop if my miss was just chill like that it would be on

[@Ky_bombard]

noice rifle mate!

[@Miw_-tl8mk]

We are really not gonna talk about the pants auf the girl and the gun?

[@cashoncook]

Hi friend hi friend

[@Zaydagoatfr]

Nice gun bro what is that? .300 BLK, 5.56, 2.23? What is it?

[@roodog430]

What’s with the Darth Vader breathing?

[@hardstyle8184]

Who the girl? I could careless about Dan Brazil

[@VOlDTALES]

He’s writing his next big scam

[@pacificdelta]

AR15?

[@dustyrhodes1655]

Skelator's daughter...

[@OliverKennedy-yh5jj]

She's 🔥

[@angelchavez2154]

She’s a stick bruv 😂😂

[@kass_G59]

She’s 🦴

[@GuestMega2]

💀

[@Dirtroad_dementia]

the ar rifile chilling there💀

[@Master-gx4dp]

I think you just said assault rifle rifle

[@adeal2buy354]

lol i always like to watch the salty comments and their copius ammounts of coping

[@EJVR1184]

Y esa cosita? No hablo del gato

[@Shnapper]

Freaking eat something, holy cow

[@quickstep2408]

this was an L flex 😂😂 men want cake nowadays, at least way more than what is on that female

[@shownig]

She looks like she’s starving

[@pogo1140]

what does he do again?

[@anthonyromeo1988]

The testosterone inside of me…. MAN!

[@wegetup598]

that’s exactly what i was thinking 😂

[@PepeFrog413]

You’re saying she’s a man? lol if that’s your perception of a man, you gotta be gay.

[@TaaffeiteInvestmentsOfficial]

Very Nice man 😎

[@CaptainzombieGermz]

I wonder if these 9 foot tall Brazilian women know Daniela conforti

[@carrieyougel2064]

The fact that she was half naked

[@KhorgosKhul]

Cure cat 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️

[@thomasgibson9367]

Hope you understand oh brother Dan