Dan Eats The World's Hottest Chip, Elon Musk Is Ruining Twitter, Defending Andrew Tate - OTR #54

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0:00 Cursed intro
6:00 Ninja fall out
13:00 Crew buys twitter verification
25:30 Chinese Elon Musk call in?
49:40 Dan eats the spicy chip
1:07:20 Election
1:30:40 Slavery is banned!
1:39:00 Elon Musk taking L's
2:06:20 The Quartering
2:48:40 Andrew Tate conversation
3:19:30 Taylor Swift & weight debate

[@AllTheArtsy]

Shout out to Love for not forgetting the fact that Ninja really tried to silence and intimidate Pokemane in order to, idk, defend a misogynist and has still not apologized.

[@loudpedal4108]

He's done a lot of really shady or straight up bad stuff! I've never forgotten what he and his wife/manager did to Poki. It was tough seeing the crew getting comfortable and so close to him. Given the facts at hand about his behaviours

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@dm_1236]

So Andrew saying that is violence but Ethan actually saying he wants to bomb a place is a joke?

[@zyprexza]

@@dm_1236 Ooooohhhh my god. keep copying and pasting your comment. it’s pathetic and you guys love to reach.

[@melly470]

@@dm_1236 do you not understand how comments work

[@fernfernisfernie]

Dan is like the Dad of the podcast so it's that awkward/unexpected almost unsettling feeling when you first see your Dad cry.

[@dumgrl5118]

THISS

[@dill492]

I saw my dan cry

[@dense331]

This isn’t actually the first time Dan has cried during a show! The other time was on a much earlier episode and i’ll link it if you’re interested.

[@injeraenjoyer4570]

Ironically hila is the mom and Ethan is the youngest child. Ian is obviously the eldest

[@itzme_jessica_9749]

Yes I was legit feeling sad lmao

[@paxtongray3462]

The fact that Dan broke Lena's record and then continued the podcast like nothing happened-

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@cheekycherob]

@@dm_1236 imagine hating someone so much you watch three hours of their podcast 💀

[@se4949]

@@dm_1236 I mean Islam is the worst and most oppressive religion amongst religions that are archaic and barbaric. I don’t mind the insults

[@coralrose5754]

@@dm_1236 3 hours of hate watching ☠️☠️☠️

[@alternifeind15]

@@dm_1236 whines and cries? Most of the instances he speaks about is literally calling for the eradication of Jewish people....

[@Jrl1002]

i love when ian accidently switches to the wrong person and its just a second of them staring at the camera

[@sugarsore]

Lmao

[@dipset22554]

I don’t know if it’s an accident lol

[@Greg_Fulcher]

Dan prepping his own milk and water for the hot chip is like a death row inmate getting their own electric chair ready. XD

[@emilymulcahy]

More like they were made to cook their own last meal

[@elizabeths8926]

The whole crew feeling so sorry for Dan as he sits and cries and Ethan laughs 😂

[@therealOXOC]

Dan never looked good.

[@reanukeeves2564]

You gotta give it to Dan, the man can handle spice

[@myspaceuser]

@@nialllappin4159 Lmao what

[@myspaceuser]

@@nialllappin4159 it's a statement of confusion, not questioning, babe. context clues

[@robertfrost8264]

57:00 for how ruthless Ethan is.

[@denirielle]

Lena telling Dan to man up as he’s sitting there crying is one of the best out of context clips possible HAHAHAHA

[@isaiahjmartin]

Who would’ve thought Dan, with a diet of sour candy and family size bags of salt and vinegar chips, had a stomach strong enough to handle the hot chip

[@CantTellYou]

Conspiracy theory Dan put off eating the chip for so long because of intensive training programs to build tolerance to the spicy dark arts

[@lepus6511]

​@@CantTellYou how dare you. Dan is a good man

[@monicagracee]

1:08:03 dan shaking with the popsicle sent me into ethan’s orbit

[@G110x6]

THIS COMMENT KILLED ME

[@lotoreo]

"Ethan's orbit" 💀💀💀

[@lindsayhickling4928]

Omg thank you I didn’t notice this hahahahahahhahahaah

[@whoaalana4169]

Iconic comment honestly

[@3moresisters]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@marissa1665]

How does Ethan’s hair grow back in lightning speed? Every time. He fully shaved his head and eyebrows during frenemies and it grew back the next week. True hairline king

[@ThePelici]

We need long hair Ethan

[@arin6479]

@@ThePelici fabio ethan

[@marissa1665]

@@ThePelici so sad he said he wouldn’t keep his hair like that if the middle filled in 😭he looks so good with it

[@CantTellYou]

@@arin6479 thank you for reminding me I need to have my yearly viewing of Fabio commercial appearances, and ask why he was ever famous for the 25th time

[@bananatman8790]

fertile hair glands

[@annatorres5127]

Hila asking if she should stay and ethan immediately answering “absolutely!” 🥺

[@harmonicafish7661]

We really need a new full Philly D podcast episode, there’s been so much DeFranco/Klein lore in the past few years and none of it has been unpacked on camera yet

[@harmonicafish7661]

Get Phil in the studio, guys, please!

[@Error-bj1yi]

@@harmonicafish7661 didn’t he come on the pod already?

[@arielgould6317]

The hot chip challenge and Ethan’s hair is making this feel like the Hunger Games.

[@r0za808]

This comment took me out

[@sabraex]

Not gonna lie, that hair style legitimately suits Ethan really well.

[@esperanzamec]

he reminds me of the mayor from whoville

[@kevjtnbtmglr]

no

[@Etticos.]

Ethan is punk as fuck in spirit

[@hypernatremix]

With his outfit he looks like he's from the future somehow

[@casualyoutubeenjoyer]

looks cute...

[@mikemiller5637]

Dan held off on the chip because he didn’t want to shame everyone else with how primal he is

[@arlinm7750]

Love always hyping up Ethan when he says a Deez Nuts joke is my favorite thing

[@lupem1230]

Omg me too I always look forward to his laugh

[@claukhatib]

Lets goooo

[@notinorderdecent]

@@lupem1230 Look forward to these NUTS

[@ystraight6178]

@@notinorderdecent HAHAHAHA

[@tylerthompson1842]

That’s great, Mob Boss, and his Jordan Peterson impressions are the hits for me.

[@Emma.H06]

The whole crew: *super worried about Dan* Ethan: “he’s killing it he’s fine”

[@microwavetrash2501]

dan: 😢🥺😢

[@kasiapolaczek9686]

thanks for transcription

[@Mamayopmemama]

@@kasiapolaczek9686 😂

[@ilovedavygrolton]

@@Kigoz4Life You have to click the "live" tab now. It's really annoying and hopefully they change it back soon

[@dm_1236]

Ethan is an Islamophobic dog

[@Lucy-zi2qx]

Dan looking like the crying cat meme got me all teary eyed tbh

[@randomcomment6068]

I knew he reminded me of something - the crying cat meme!

[@ayheymae]

Same 😭🤣

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@joseb9946]

@DM_123 lol you hate watched for 3 hours. Get a life dude.

[@erikarose11]

Same 😢❤ W Dan

[@dddannyable]

Ethan saying he "just needed a couple bites" from Hila's salad and then 5 minutes later proceeding to eat the whole thing got me fucked up 😂

[@jenn9432]

poor thing was hungry

[@dddannyable]

@@jenn9432you now may have access to the chew zone, my friend

[@dieauferstehung]

islamophobic episode by ethan decline.

[@angelinafraidany3714]

regarding at 45:09 Ethan saying to Dan: “don’t roll your eyes, this is your job.” Ethan will never beat the Michael Scott allegations. Everything he says is spot on Michael Scott, it’s too funny

[@Gaby-fb7gh]

😂

[@MoniB888]

45:07 now 🙄😉❤

[@beth1604]

i can’t believe everyone let AB get away with saying “tidder” instead of twitter

[@vabunajonsville4251]

can anyone provide a timestamp?

[@abbyamy28523]

@@vabunajonsville4251 44:24

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@ErinBooms]

@@vabunajonsville4251 44:26

[@MeganAre520]

Ethan said he didn’t want a stylish mullet but now he basically has one 😂

[@rylout1786]

right it would be such a slay too if there was hair in the middle

[@2dy349]

You know Jeff out here playing 4D Chess ♟️

[@hallonegative]

A hairline so powerful, it becomes the haircut that it desires.

[@lulapacefortuneripley471]

This! And I'm all for it bc I love me a mullet! I'm letting my back fringe grow out as I type this, just to get myself a little closer to the gods

[@jgmgreen01]

and two Mohawks

[@Omer-or8pg]

1:07:18 idk why but this shot of Dan munching on that popsicle like a sad little rabbit got me 😂😂

[@kelbox313]

I think it's his coconut dessert bar

[@peaceloveandbeauty6]

What did we do to deserve Hila on a Wednesday?!?

[@jlcarveth]

I know right we never asked for this. Way to ruin off the rails

[@Em-xx2yz]

@@jlcarveth we love hila

[@CantTellYou]

36:16 look at her spirit lifting and lifting the whole room’s spirits as she giggles about titty milk during an ad-break 🥺 making major FOMO. for. *me* in the. H3 universe

[@nathankearney9845]

Frfr

[@dieauferstehung]

islamophobic episode by ethan decline.

[@jahkey9146]

Dan eating that chip and managing the show perfectly was impressive

[@morganmarks77]

No srsly

[@keatonbanta]

i joined late and was like “dang dan chickened out?”

[@TVelodrome]

@LakehuntistCool😎 ¹q1¹¹

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

Dan is seriously a powerhouse I have s much respect for him. The show wouldn’t be the same without every single member of course but Dan really puts and holds it all together

[@kasiapolaczek9686]

bar is so low to impress american people. guy eated a hot chip 💀

[@kennadowork]

I love hearing Zach laugh when his mic isn’t on. It makes me laugh every time

[@lifestylewithmon]

Him and Dan KILL ME from the distance

[@thetuggiefresh5599]

I feel the same way every time Love chuckles. The things he laughs at are so funny 😂

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@zyprexza]

YESSS those are my favorite genuine laughs.

[@babybellecheese9946]

Me too, his laugh is everything you would hope for when telling a joke

[@leslie92772]

The fact that the whole crew works with Ethan almost every day and yet he never fails to make everyone laugh truly shows how funny he is 😂

[@nickriches4641]

Not saying he isn't funny a lot of the time but he is there literal boss, you get used to faking a laugh or two for your boss ya know

[@RPattzFanns]

@@nickriches4641 this is true in like most work environments but I hope this isn’t the case for the H3 crew 😭

[@shannonrickard8605]

As an actual fat person, I fully agree with Ethan. They're literally gatekeeping being fat. They're invalidating someone's feelings and personal struggles telling them they're not allowed to have body image issues because they're not fat enough. Everyone has their issues, and they should be allowed to express them and talk about them without other people getting personally offended by it. I do disagree on one thing though... there are definitely obese elderly people.

[@reaxlei]

They forget body dysmorphia exists. i am not trying to say this in a snotty way, but i have always been underweight because ive had a restrictive (as opposed to binge) ED since i was 9. however, even tho i know weight wise i am not “fat” i still FEEL and see myself as “fat” because of body dysmorphia so whatever weight i see on a scale translates to “fat” in my head and thats what taylor was showing as well. its not full fat phobia. i see women that are “bigger” than me and they’re beautiful and i wish i had their confidence and body. It all has to do with SELF image. strictly.

[@reaxlei]

p.s. its 6 am and im drunk just got home watching h3 before bed so im sorry for rambling LMFAO

[@alexandrafosburgh6847]

My great uncle is 380 lbs and 82 years old

[@dieauferstehung]

islamophobic episode by ethan decline.

[@mad101eline]

@@reaxleiExactly. I’ve dealt with both spectrums of eating disorders and it’s so cold to claim that thin people don’t have a right to be self conscious about their bodies. Everyone will always be insecure about certain physical aspects of their body, and society’s beauty standards are to blame for internalized fatphobia, not thin people.

[@jennameagher905]

This haircut just proves how good Ethan would look with a mullet

[@dm_1236]

So Andrew saying that is violence but Ethan actually saying he wants to bomb a place is a joke?

[@jennameagher905]

@@dm_1236 boy what does this have to do with his haircut, relax

[@Vegeta1088]

I know! Every time he looks to the side and you forget about the middle bit, you see how awesome a mullet would loook on him

[@the-clank]

@@dm_1236 bruuh get out of here

[@lizd483]

@@dm_1236 you keep commenting the same thing over and over again. you’re not gonna get whatever response you’re looking for, might as well go somewhere else w that

[@rajgautam4404]

Dan continually proves that he is a legend. I find myself agreeing with him like 99% of the time he conflicts with Ethan on things Ethan is misinterpretng or calling him out for going too far. DAN the god.

[@tinamariexp]

For Christmas Ethan has to dress as Mayor Maywho and Dan as the Grinch lol

[@d0meh1t]

gotta say Lena was pressured to stop at 6min, she wanted to keep going but Ethan was giving her the ol Oscar music

[@mirandac9621]

seeing dan get teary eyed talking about ethan and hassan out of context seems so sweet and like he’s so touched by them LOL i know it’s the hot chip but imagine not knowing he ate it prior lol

[@kayushka_]

yup he turned into crying Jordan Peterson meme fr

[@teagannovak3120]

Hahaha

[@baludlad2173]

@@kayushka_ where would we be without leftovers? they’re doing impossible things

[@vansdan.]

Love PLEASE HIGHLIGHT WITHOUT CONTEXT!!!

[@lilsaam]

Ethan screaming FIND ME A FAT 80 YEAR OLD has me dying 💀

[@coralrose5754]

I was loosing it that whole segment 😭😭

[@dm_1236]

Ethan is Islamophobic. He hears Islam and says Jihad. Disgusting…

[@Katerpillar_]

The fact that he lives in CA has never been more obvious lmao. Im in FL and everyone is fat and old

[@albr4]

@@Katerpillar_ how old and how fat? obese people usually don't live to 70 years old, in fact a lot of them have heart attacks by the time they're 50 when a normal healthy person would only start having heart attacks at 65+ If you mean someone with the shape of say donald trump, he's not obese or "fat", he's overweight, there's a lot of old people with huge bellys but their isn't much fat on the rest of their body. There is exeptions to the long life/not fat thing, you could be normal and healthy your whole life and only when you retire at 60+ at which point you start gaining the weight so they obviously will live longer but not as long as if they didn't gain the weight.

[@albr4]

@@VampireDrip when I made that comment I googled "donald trump fat" and looked at the pictures, none of them show he's that fat, looks like a pretty standard 60+ american man.

[@prestonwolterman656]

I used to be trapped in the conservative fucking cult of just following what was told to me and just believing it to be true. You guys helped me see without even being that in your face political and just showed me over time that the party I was supporting was hurting people and for the first time I switched from voting republican to voting a full democrat ballot, and I’ll never go back to voting republican ever again. What you and Hassan do is so important and I am thankful that you guys have helped me see the horrible things that the party I used to blindly support is doing. 💙

[@aoky9179]

thats legitimately awesome dude

[@betabugxyz6274]

You’re literally watching/supporting a guy who constantly aims towards ruining peoples livelihoods.

[@laken118]

@@betabugxyz6274 why are you here?

[@homiixide]

You are now blindly following the other side of the same coin, congratulations! Very open minded indeed.

[@betabugxyz6274]

@@laken118 because I can be?

[@MinnieMansonDIY]

When AB said “I’m realising how much I care about Dan right now” I felt the same 🥺 such a pure moment. I know it was a challenge but I felt bad for him 😭

[@Ilostmyairpod]

You guys and Hasan single handedly got me to vote for the first time ever. I’m 27 and was lost for so long but over this last year listening to you all really opened my eyes to everything. I’m from Mi and we got all of our proposals passed and our democrat governor is staying! Thank you guys and keep it up!

[@neongenesisevangeliion]

MICHIGAN GANG!! Congrats dude(:

[@ashleyyc_95]

Same! I’m 27 and never cared about politics until they made Leftovers and I learned what I like and don’t like in leaders and now do my own research.

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

Every vote counts. Remember to vote at your local elections (they usually have the least turnout) those are very important and affect you the most! 👍

[@lawdadz4332]

Yikes

Same here, 27 and can't wait to vote Republican! MAGA

[@Sophia-bg8bb]

I’m confused… If Ethan’s “technically morbid obese “ AND turned 80 last week , what more proof does he need?

[@princeofbacon]

82*

[@Sophia-bf5fr]

Hi fellow Sophia!!

[@lobsterairsoft499]

People always get really upset when they find out they’re morbidly obese but all it means is that you’re obese to the point where it’s affecting your health.

[@dylanchadderton1]

Ethans only 76, what are you talking about with that lies and slander!?

[@co2_os]

@@dylanchadderton1 He turned 77 last June actually.

[@anditaylor1452]

Not gonna lie, Ethan is killing it with that hair cut and Teddy Fresh drip 😅🤤

[@kaeleighmahan3966]

Watching your podcast has made me realize how important being informed on politics is, especially in todays climate. When I turned 18 and registered to vote I just chose my parents political affiliation because I didn’t really care. But this year I changed my party to blue 💙 Thank you for all the important work you’re doing.

[@dm_1236]

Ethan is Islamophobic. He hears Islam and says Jihad. Disgusting…

[@EarlyBirdie82]

We love an informed queen! Thank you for voting 🙏

[@emmalu1984]

That's how it usually is. 🥰 you're awesome for voting and giving us the ones who can't a voice.

[@Th3oSK]

Love has low-key become Ethan’s biggest simp - I also love hearing him laugh when Ethan tells a edgy joke or deez nuts joke

[@lobsterairsoft499]

Love is the best

[@lyndabanhart799]

He's my favorite background laugh. Gets me out loud everytime 🤣

[@alliedarky]

Love’s giggle is adorable and contagious

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Love giggling at those jokes makes me feel seen, as someone who's also still tickled by a deez nuts joke (it's just so dumb, it comes back around to being funny still imo, I think Cold Ones broke my brain).

[@deenies90]

The Yeeeeeeee sound bite SENDS ME.

[@surfboy87]

As a fatty myself I do agree with Ethan. Two things can be true at once: fat people deserve the same respect as everyone else, and having too much fat is detrimental to your health. When I was thinner my joints didn't hurt as much, it was easier to exercise, etc. Obviously nobody chooses to be fat for the sake of being fat. I gained weight because I was depressed and developed a binge eating disorder. Before I started getting help, I felt completely out of control when I was around food. For a while I convinced myself that this was ok, but deep down I always knew it wasn't. I'm now losing all that weight I put on and am feeling a lot better. I don't think there's anything wrong about what Ethan said but I understand if you're really struggling with your weight how it can be hard to hear.

[@surfboy87]

@@h00dles33 thank you!! :)

[@caodesignworks2407]

@@LiveAtEs You mean when he was joking about exercising? And a bunch of idiots couldn't fathom it?

[@backwardsbandit8094]

I'm in the same position as you but honestly? I'd rather they stop talking about it altogether. Not only is it boring, but eating habits are a fucking miserable topic for a lot of people and so many listeners tune into escape the stress of everyday life, not think about it more. Just make sure you get all your vitamins and minerals, go for walks instead of driving, have a healthier sleep cycle and you'll already start to feel better. With that under your belt, the rest will feel easier. Talking about counting calories and fucking measuring your every meal is unsustainable long term and will just give you anxiety about eating. It's not healthy nor is it productive to focus on it.

[@backwardsbandit8094]

@@LiveAtEs provide a single example other than him joking about not wanting to exercise

[@LiveAtEs]

@@backwardsbandit8094 I’ll do you one better the year 2020 - present. We’re done here

[@Tishyhope]

It’s literally a “classic” story in my family. I was 5 years old,, got on the sink to look at my booty hole and farted and accidentally pooped on the mirror. Sooo yeah. I’m 30 now. Still classic.

[@CantTellYou]

😂 some would say you’re “over sharing” but here we call you our hero

[@Negus222]

I’m sorry you had to see that happen in first-person lol.

[@taylorkay3301]

Dan crying really made me feel bad that we pressured him into this 🤣🤣🤣

[@olivia446]

Cam's "tummy check" for Dan was adorable

[@olivia446]

2:42:56

[@gossgorl]

Cam is adorable just an overall wholesome boy !!

[@SadieRayy88]

Can seems like such a sweet, kind guy.

[@babybellecheese9946]

Ethan’s shirt is genuinely fucking awesome looking on him

[@nasreenyep]

For real!!!

[@MrGetItRightBack]

It fits him so well

[@helenf.7221]

Esp with the hair do

[@JuliaTheCrazyChica]

This one and the cream/brown one he wears a lot!

[@ayheymae]

Yes!! Love it!

[@macdoingstuff]

I worked in a retirement home for the last 8 years and there are definitely people over the age of 80 that would be considered obese or even morbidly obese but you don't have to be 400lbs to be considered morbidly obese.

[@themrbendewy]

I don't know if it was because of the week long ban, but these last two episodes this week have had me DYING. Both of these episodes this week has had the best that this crew puts together and I love it. I'm addicted

[@JamesMBC]

I'm convinced Zach's soundbite game is the best in the world. The crew is pure talent.

[@lobsterairsoft499]

YEYEYEYE

[@cassandragonzales4838]

The soundbites made me wanna listen to h3

[@zeekthegeek4538]

He's good but far, far, far from the best

[@lobsterairsoft499]

@@zeekthegeek4538 GET OUT

[@kyserblade43]

@@zeekthegeek4538 I'd be happy to check out someone who you think is better. I've seen other podcasts try it a bit, and honestly after listening to Zach so long it's just painful hearing other pods attempt ot so badly, I think I've been spoiled by Zach's talent lol

[@kilo-1337]

Bruh years ago I was willing to sign my life away to go to Mars, now I wouldn't trust Elon to deliver me a pizza.

[@kimchievic4289]

This comment hits different

[@sameerdodger]

character development

[@spagussy]

@LakehuntistCool😎 boutta be a banned youtuber with the spamming

[@alliedarky]

I’m glad everyone else is finally getting on the hating Elon train. I was getting real tired of being called a stupid bitch for not liking him

[@egjowogopwro]

I think he's actually done great things with space exploration development, hope it keeps going that way.

[@LukeDrake94]

Ninja’s “I thought comedy was alive and well” is a very late contender for sound bite of the year along with his “hello”, makes me laugh every time. Also Love’s “we made a mistake!” 1:40:20 😂

[@desaable]

1:01:31 always kills me lmao dan freaking out about his tingly hands and ethan dies laughing lmao

[@dolandarkxgrandayy6953]

Dan is a hero for lasting that long. He truly is Wan.

[@alexbowman7330]

The Crew is sad watching their Yoda suffer. Meanwhile, Darth Orbit is there laughing his ass off. Typical. Dan's a good man. 👍

[@kwebb8710]

DARTH ORBIT 💀

[@thinlion01]

Darth Orbit 🤣

[@kayrayne3345]

😂

[@missalex2718]

Excellent comment Alex well done well done

[@Cafecionado]

Darth Orbit “the cancelled”, the tiny-hand tyrant, lord of toy podcast, supreme leader of feet

[@ruthlessness6168]

Dan coulda gone way longer with the chip. He’s just too humble.

[@alayssia1783]

May I say this was one of Zach’s finest intros. Incredible.

[@ORANGEJUICEBRUHHH]

I feel less lonely when I watch this show

[@Kayray99]

Are there any other podcasts you enjoy? The Do We Know Them podcast is a nice way to spend sundays

[@kasiapolaczek9686]

thats sad, go outside, find some friends

[@kasiapolaczek9686]

btw no wonder why u have zombie brain if u like watching h3 podcast 🙂

[@amirae3853]

@@kasiapolaczek9686 why such a hater? Is it because your mother doesn't love you? Cause that's not our fault...or h3s. Take that sh!+ up with your parents

[@umabushi]

Me too. Family

[@kweenkvnt]

Hila is giving Kiki’s delivery service vibes and it’s so iconic 🥺💓

[@nettlecider]

Right on the, dare I say so MONEE

[@blumpkinpatch]

this fit is fr so darling

[@CantTellYou]

@@nettlecider IT’S MONEE, KIKI!

[@Mangocheesetwiz]

No shade but she does remind me of helga from hey arnold

[@kweenkvnt]

@@Mangocheesetwiz eh, helgas was in the center and she had pig tails. The only similarity is bow color. Kiki has the baggy dress and same hair style plus a big bow

[@loversloveliarslie]

I live in texas and have been hella bummed that abbott won, but this episode rly made me feel better. I went out and voted and i’m happy to see that we’re slowly but surely moving in the right direction. I love you guys sm. thank you for helping keep us informed in a way that’s easy to digest.

[@alexjames9495]

Love's giggles are the cutest thing

[@keltoplus5902]

The fact that we live in a world where we are watching someone respond to news commentary of someone who is in the middle of playing Fortnite is almost like satire.

[@viceb7]

Seriously though

[@troglodytebrain]

And missing his shots as well

[@miminaomi9844]

@@troglodytebrain thats the worst part of it all

[@SamBHumpel]

Dan crying and being an Alpha at the same time is amazing, I want to see LiverKing or the "Alpha male squad" do that chip challenge. You guys been saving the BEST for last, Wan coming in showing he's the real Lettuce King

[@han6061]

Its no meat tho

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@kodaduffin4303]

2:24:14 ethan loves when hila laughs at his jokes it’s so wholesome

[@misssaramadness]

54:00 ish on, okay, please tell me, HOW ON BEAUTIFUL WORLD is dan NOT the shows heartthrob? Man is literally perfection personified

[@rachelg8644]

Y’all better not cancel my boy I need these podcasts 😭

[@lobsterairsoft499]

First time?

[@rachelg8644]

@@lobsterairsoft499 no that’s why I’m saying this I been watching for 4 1/2 years

[@lobsterairsoft499]

@@rachelg8644 then you should know a Ethan ain’t gonna let a lil cancellation stop him

[@lobsterairsoft499]

@@smallfryskilledge1550 cancellation does not equal banned my dude not by a long shot

[@bigchungus1141]

This time we hope a perma ban will happen

[@havparadise]

love and ethan talking about ninja missing his shots killed me, they're so right

[@LolaLemonArt]

Dan involuntarily crying while the crew laughs has to be one of the funniest things on the pod

[@TheStubLord]

the thumbnail with dan screaming is top tier

[@aoky9179]

i dont know if ethans hair looks good or if im just used to it

[@betherfly5425]

it’s got a mullet type vibe that is actually working pretty well for him

[@roseh9414]

Heck NO we aren’t about to just let Ab get away with saying twitter as “TITTER” Y’all don’t let Dan live “funger” down 🤣🤣 i had to keep rewinding that and kept dying laughing 🤣 but fr W Ethan for buying Ian’s verification on TITTER love that for him ❤️ (time stamp 44:27) ✌🏽 & ❤️😂

[@toma.w1820]

Dude ethan needs to keep this haircut he's somehow pulled it off and it actually looks kinda fire, he's a trendsetter.

[@LittleHwangO]

The Taylor Swift conversation really got me because I live with someone who has had a severe eating disorder for the past 20 years and has been hospitalised multiple times because of it. I can tell you now that this person, despite being 5’5” and 92lbs, does see themselves as fat every time they look in a mirror. We don’t discriminate against anyone else who’s irrational fear has caused a full blown loss of control, in the search for control. People with illnesses like eating disorders are truly in the mindset that they will do (and believe) ANYTHING as long as it keeps them as far away from their dominating fear (loss of control, gaining weight etc) as humanely possible. The person I live with, I know for a fact, I will lose to her eating disorder; and it’s not because she’s weak - it’s because it’s a disease that grows stronger with time, and some people, towards the point where they require it the most, have used up all their resources in their never ending search for control - that they don’t have any left at the end to keep fighting. As their illness grows stronger their body only grows weaker. So to anyone out there who lives with; or cares for, someone with an eating disorder, I know how helpless it can make you feel knowing how consumed that person is with their illness, and I know they can act irrational and delusional, but just make sure they know you love them and you will be with them every step of recovery when they’re ready ♥️

[@caioferreira4986]

Hey guys, you have to put a dash/minus ( - ) character, after the timestamp, for the chapters to work properly. It doesn't show in the timeline otherwise. Examples below: 0:00 - Cursed intro 6:00 - Ninja fall out 13:00 - Crew buys twitter verification

[@dylanchadderton1]

I noticed that Ethan asks Dan how long we been goin and Dan replies about 2 hours and 40 minutes or something close to that, then Ethan goes "hmm short ep today" Then proceeds to do another full hour to make it nearly four hours. I feel like Ethan just does that to f with Dan at this point 😭

[@asseylum_2.012]

Lol he's also bickering with Dan about the promo code that only says h3 at the end and not h3tv but he kept saying h3tv You can't reason with people with adhd lol

[@xwild3901]

Dan needs his own show, man is smart and funny

[@marysebcalderon]

Ethan telling himself “ok… pull it together Ethan” was the highlight for me 3:08:10

[@robintingley5390]

How does Ethan make every hair style look so good

[@pathosfear6290]

hairline king :)

[@VeeJayASMR]

@@Kigoz4Life 😂

[@dm_1236]

Ethan is Islamophobic. He hears Islam and says Jihad. Disgusting…

[@dm_1236]

2:56:30 So Ethan whines and cries about antisemitism but excuses Islamophobia

[@robintingley5390]

@@pathosfear6290 true

[@tiagoflorensia349]

zach's laugh heals me. He's like the best friend everyone would want

[@dangerxbadger2300]

Born and raised Oregonian here! Our prison system staffs our DMV, County dog shelters and prevents the police depts from having to hire staff for the prison kitchens, laundries and for vehicle maintenance for police vehicles. It's literal slavery. You get time off your sentence for it(one day off for every 3 worked) but that can be taken away at the whim of a screw having a bad day. What's ALSO really fucking crazy is the fact that the state was founded as a haven for white people who were trying to escape reconstruction. Black people weren't even allowed in the state until the thirties, were not allowed to own land until the fifties and there were still literal sundown counties until the late eighties. If it weren't for Eugene and Portland, we'd be a red state for SURE.

[@lia_skywalker]

I gotta say, Dan eating the chip in the title made me click faster

[@medicallyjoe7146]

Felt like the crew was trip sitting Dan during a bad trip 😂

[@dylanchadderton1]

FYI when Ethan said its weeks in the making...a month in the making" It's actually been 58 days since the crew minus Dan ate the hot chip. 58 days exactly. Nearly 2 months dans been duckin' the chip. But he did it. And we love you for that Dan. Im gonna comeeeeeee............

[@Bexans]

wow has it been that long

[@Jushwa]

Holy shit what it feels like max 2 weeks

[@dylanchadderton1]

@@Jushwa i know right?

[@elliehunt9578]

Dan has the same disposition running the show as he did eating that chip. Must be a hard job ❤❤❤

[@heatherfrank7433]

ICU nurse- I have actually had 450 lb+ patients who were around 80. BUT for some, it was their size that caused their respiratory failure and inevitable death. Most morbidly obese elderly patients we get have insane pressure ulcers, infected skin tears in their folds, obesity hypoventilation syndrome which ends up making them dependent on bipap and eventually the ventilator. As far as the pressure ulcers and skin tears, these issues go on for so long that infection and eventual sepsis take over. The elderly morbidly obese patients do not recover or fight sepsis and pneumonia nearly as well if at all.

[@laurenjulia1877]

I’m an assistant manager at dollar tree and we got a case of those ninja books months ago and we still have most of them.

[@alexalikesrocks]

I kinda really like when Ethan leaves to potty and the crew just chats for a bit!!

[@jenn9432]

WOW @ Dan’s composure lol. Don’t forget people, AB was making snow angels in the bathroom when he ate the chip 😂

[@rachellebrowning9390]

As a CNA who’s worked in nursing homes for the past 3 years, trust me I have witnessed my fair share of morbidly obese 80 yr olds. There’s not a ton but they’re out there and they’re either sooo mean and rude or sweet bby angels but regardless they always have a nightstand full of snacks 🥰

[@battyboo3732]

Hila was a welcome surprise on this episode. She makes everything better ❤️

[@sarahschouveller1993]

Yay for her cancelled meeting! Lol

[@shortyc7301]

I walked away for ten minutes and when I came back in hila was there I thought after dark was re running lol

[@lm1629]

It was nice. She looks so cute too ❤

[@ryebreadpudding366]

ethan’s hair is the best it’s ever been. i dig that cut so much

[@cliffgreene1675]

My partner is a scientist and gives no shit about aesthetics. He just wanted to have healthy skin. He was the one who told me about the ordinary brand. I also heard that it started as a project, or experiment or something and wasn't necessarily meant to become a bonafide brand. It was just demonstrating how pointless the beauty industry is.

[@tauntieb708]

me seeing ethan’s hair this ep: that guy FUCKS

[@suna2317]

Dan absolutely miserably crying with that fire in the background got me 💀 I’m so sorry Dan but that was the funniest shi*t 😭😭

[@PKr_0]

Dan looks like the sad face filter on tik tok eating that damn chip.

[@blkkatemoss]

Thank you for Dan’s rendition of the crying Jordan meme 👏🏽👏🏽

[@ruo4945]

When Ethan mentioned being "obese" is unhealthy to what standards? Because according to doctors you can get called obese and look slim so what is obese?

[@Negus222]

Obesity is measured by BMI which has been used to study health outcomes. Certain BMI ranges are associated with certain negative health outcomes.

[@ruo4945]

@@Negus222 yes!!! there’s some truth to that but the BMI measured by doctors have been known to have some issues regarding different people plus not to mention muscular people can also be classified as obese due to mass size of there body not including fat and they’re perfectly healthy … so there’s a lot of controversy if we’re referring to what doctors call “obese” or even overweight, but I think “fat” would be a more appropriate term to use when referring to someone who might have health complications due to their weight.

[@PoperThe]

i dropped acid and ended up watching this and i laughed for almost 2 hours watching Dan eat that chip

[@CantTellYou]

I have dropped zero percent of any acids but I am indeed tripping at the sight of Dan wearing a hoodie over his hat while eating THE HOTTEST CHIP IN THE WORLD (according to title)

[@PoperThe]

@@yams.4308 snitch

[@braco6757]

😂🙏🏼

[@JackieDoesStuff]

Hila popping in is always such a treat

[@spoiledmilky.]

@LakehuntistCool😎 yeah with ur 6 subscribers lol

[@bigchungus1141]

I want her to pop something else aka the frontbutt

[@Gfysimpletons]

Nothing like a hideous troll to make your day

[@laurenlieske4074]

I gotta say the Hila - Ethan outfit combo is iconic. Most likely unintentional but I love those two shirts together! Thanks for another great podcast

[@katiejennings2751]

“I wish I was nice like Lena” Ethan 😂