Dan LaMorte: Straight From the Hospital | Full Comedy Special

[@NatalieCuomo]

you are the funniest person I know, and I'm so glad you finally posted this set! you absolutely crushed it!

[@DLstandup]

And with a few name drops in the video, you are required to comment

[@CrackerSmith]

He is genuinely hilarious! Please take good care of him!!! :)

[@cardboardorigami]

Posting this was the right thing to do

[@DLstandup]

It seems those who have watched have enjoyed, and I am thankful for that. We shall see if it catches any steam!

[@ernestinegrace4593]

Tism radar 😂 facts though

[@DLstandup]

Choo Choo!

[@Cuttle_Bish2856]

I got called out by a stripper on Saturday 😅 within 2mins of talking to them they asked if I was autistic. They're auDHD too, but damn I felt called tf out. 😂😂

[@brandonnapper]

You killed it man! Honestly, you made my bad day turn into a good night

[@DLstandup]

And you helped make mine better! Thank you friend, here’s to many more good days

[@coreymann2743]

I have a stomach bug as I’m watching this. This made me laugh so hard I shit my pants. Thanks for the laugh

[@DLstandup]

I’ll start selling toilet paper as merch

[@coreymann2743]

@ I’ll take a case

[@AngerlykBalza]

Dude you are amazing! Thank you for posting it! This is hilarious! Love your craft!

[@DLstandup]

Thanks so much, happy I decided to get it out there

[@SansSelf]

Dude, well played up there! Love the whole thing but especially the story about getting pulled over and being asked to do the field count. That's such an easy win!

[@DLstandup]

Thank you for watching! I shall return to Ohio now that they legalized

[@a_lil_devil6662]

This set turned my day around!

[@DLstandup]

I’ll need to make another one to keep stored away for a bad day

[@mb9937]

This is hysterical!

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for watching it! Glad you liked it

[@TacoMahstah]

Go Dan, go!

[@DLstandup]

Where should I go?

[@TacoMahstah]

@@DLstandup Slightly left (I guess your right). The off-center is making my eye twitch. ^_^

[@travisdeshotel8894]

The dog coming out of the bamboo needs to be animated! Died laughing and again at the call back. Keep crushing!

[@DLstandup]

That would be a funny animated video, I like that idea!

[@jsbrads1]

@@DLstandup I can’t even get the ai to make a photo, but if you are into that sort of thing, AIs can make video now too.

[@chelsyiorio3001]

Dan this set is so good! I've seen clips of a lot of these jokes but I'm not even mad about it because you flow so naturally and artfully between jokes that it makes it so cool and not boring to witness something I've already seen a bunch of times before.

[@DLstandup]

Thank you! I am always switching the order, throwing things in, etc. to make sure the performance is never stale

[@dylanday8396]

This is amazing. Just off the rails , all over the place.

[@DLstandup]

Precisely what I was going for :)

[@ClaytonDarmody]

Dude you killed it! Looking forward to more specials!

[@DLstandup]

I will do a proper one soon hopefully

[@cfc6211]

I saw your post on Facebook and I just subscribed. I had no idea you were on KZbin. I will share this 👏🏼

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for taking a look over here!

[@alanwoods2841]

Dan LaMorte posts, and I watch the post. tale as old as time ...

[@DLstandup]

I like that tale

[@kylergleason1352]

My boy is unequivocally hilarious as always

[@DLstandup]

Don't make me go googling words now

[@Jberney7]

This set rocks man !

[@DLstandup]

Thanks brother man

[@swjarvis]

Dude. Thanks for posting this. It's hilarious and weird and awesome. Much like you.

[@DLstandup]

Those are all the things I ever want to be! Thank you for watching

[@ericlane4885]

What a great set!

[@DLstandup]

Thank you for watching and leaving some love

[@LeahLamarr]

You’re the best! 😂😂😂

[@DLstandup]

Thanks Leah, you rock

[@dalevon803]

Amazing Stand Up! This was funny AF. You should have your own hour comedy show

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for the kindness and giving it a watch

[@barbarae8093]

This is great stuff! Keep on doing your thing!

[@DLstandup]

That’s the plan, if I get bored I’ll do someone’s else’s things for a little

[@junebug6508]

What a great thing to wake n bake to 🎈

[@DLstandup]

That's the way I want everyone to consume it :)

[@iliketoflips]

Funny shit, my dude. Thanks for the representation ❤

[@DLstandup]

Thank you for watching and being able to identify with me, that’s means so much.

[@chelsyiorio3001]

Long form Dan LaMorte, yaaaay!

[@SuLLy2694]

Awesome man!!

[@DLstandup]

Thanks so much

[@zeeglass]

im only 5 minutes in and you have me dying laughing. this is the shit, you're great man!

[@DLstandup]

It’s funny how “the” is such an important word before “shit.” Without it, it changes the whole tone of the comment 😂

[@marcsilverstein8119]

Awesome. This was hilarious

[@DLstandup]

I’m so happy you enjoyed

[@-.-E-.-]

This was so funny! I hope your healing went well

[@DLstandup]

I’m always doing something crazy and getting hurt again, the life of a long distance runner!

[@rebeccalyn9908]

I’m so glad you uploaded this!! It making sitting in traffic so enjoyable!

[@DLstandup]

I’m happy to be your guide through this traffic 😂

[@rebeccalyn9908]

@ I lost my weight running and hiking. Sativa is my friend.

[@andreadoherty4653]

Thanks for making me laugh today. I needed it.

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for choosing to laugh today, I needed it!

[@TommyNicoletti]

DAN the man

[@DLstandup]

Thanks Tommy!

[@KacyShaffer-t5e]

So glad I found your stuff! 😆

[@DLstandup]

That makes two of us

[@bheph]

Loved it! Thanks for uploading it eventually!!!

[@DLstandup]

It only took me over a year lol

[@bheph]

@DLstandup honestly the trans joke ya got is a lot warmer to recieve when you're fucked up while delivering it lmao I appreciated the vulnerability to the edge. No regerts okay!!!

[@DLstandup]

@@bheph It's also a joke about the absurdity of getting mad at someone for reading in a library, in my brain it's a joke about people getting mad. Like the same person who says everyone is autistic now is the same person that gets mad at a drag reading event, it's absurd to me

[@chelsyiorio3001]

😂 You're so funny

[@Psychedelicpath]

I’m watching this with headphones on and I kept feeling like someone was behind me lol

[@DLstandup]

Headphones and a service dog, now that’s my kind of audience

[@Psychedelicpath]

@@DLstandup I’m autistic & I love your comedy! Hoping to catch you in Michigan next month

[@rhc236]

Lots of great takes, as usual! 😂

[@DLstandup]

Appreciate the watch, some of my weirdest work

[@NataliePhillips-x7g]

😂😂😂Great show!! Thank you for sharing on KZbin! ❤🙏

[@DLstandup]

And thank you for watching!

[@jackdean622]

Dan Lamorte! Slimming Down to Blow Up! Awesome set Dan! Love from Ohio and weed is legal now maybe you can come out 😂

[@DLstandup]

I was probably one of the last to get hit with it there lol

[@ashtree336]

Lmao the icp jokes

[@DLstandup]

I had forgotten them until I started getting this ready to post lol

[@frankiedefore]

I been waiting for this!!

[@DLstandup]

Well thank you for being patient, I overthink most decisions

[@therearenologinnames]

Brilliant thank you

[@DLstandup]

No, thank you for commenting and watching a bit!

[@Madnessdude7]

Dan the Man with the Donut Plan 🎉

[@DLstandup]

Donuts are love at the end of the day

[@megmcguireme]

Personally i like the slightly unhinged energy

[@DLstandup]

It is what I portray the most

[@wesleynewcomb]

I was thinking yesterday about commenting saying, "I can't wait until you film a special."

[@DLstandup]

Well, this was not filmed as one, just felt like too weird of footage for me to never use. I hope to tape a proper one soon!

[@wesleynewcomb]

@@DLstandup I'll take what I can get! I can only watch your shorts so many times. I hope you come to New England soon!

[@DLstandup]

@@wesleynewcomb As do I, often some of the best crowds out there

[@xavier_jallois]

Let’s goo 🔥🔥

[@DLstandup]

Thank you dude!

[@toreygriffith1598]

Sometimes it’s like barbecue 😂

[@DLstandup]

I love burnt ends

[@CatyBee]

Annnnd, subscribed!

[@DLstandup]

Welcome! Thanks for joining the chaos

[@JuanGarcia-bw5eq]

GODBLESS JUST SAW THE INSTA POST 😂

[@DLstandup]

I need all the prayers 😂

[@frapastique]

Yeah, found you just at the right time

[@DLstandup]

I think I’d have to agree with you

[@DokTheNecromancer]

From a fellow autist, this is hilarious.

[@DLstandup]

I enjoy finding my people

[@ashleynorton210]

❤

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for the support!

[@zacanderson3707]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@DLstandup]

Thanks man

[@AmandaHyder]

Love it!! I had morphine when I had a kidney stone once and I feel like it turned me into a squiggle 😂 I’m down with the clown as well 🤡 I’ve only got to go to one icp concert so far but it was amazing ❤it was the bang pow boom tour.. do you guys like Twizted too?

[@DLstandup]

Did the music knock your leg off?

[@PooKilla]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for tuning in

[@heatherlamb4714]

❤️🧡💛

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for enjoying

[@randomperson-xt1pj]

😂👏👏👏

[@DLstandup]

Thanks for supporting

[@ashtree336]

100 donuts

[@jsbrads1]

I liked the read in Library joke, tho I’m guessing the Left won’t.

[@motherpanic4265]

ill double down on that 9/11 statement and say there was likely even someone having an orgasm at the exact moment the towers fell, somewhere. now new york having a population of roughly 8 million people at the time highly increases the likelihood that this someone could have been in new york, freaked out of their mind, possibly either thinking that they just had the most earth shattering experience, or they heard the screams and thought that they came so hard they caused an event and terrified the public.

[@DLstandup]

See, I knew I was onto something there haha

[@motherpanic4265]

well hey if i saw my thoughts worked into another version of this joke later down the line, i mean... i can't say i'd be mad about it 😏😏